In determining oneself face is not the crisis of Milky Way empire, also has Anakin Skywalker to be not related issues with Star Wars, after pure is only the trouble that a young girl leaves home then to have, Fang Zheng had no interest that continues to hit instantaneously. 在确定自己面对的不是什么银河帝国的危机,也和星球大战还有达斯维达都扯不上关系,单纯只是一个少女离家出走然后被人带回去的麻烦之后,方正瞬间没有了继续打下去的兴趣。 However ......... 不过……… „When did I propose to you?” “我什么时候向你求婚了？” Looks at front Lala, a Fang Zheng face compels & fucking ash ignorant ; Our words have not said several well. 看着面前的菈菈,方正一脸懵逼—我们连话都没说过几句好吧。 „I will not forget oh my entire life.” “我一生都不会忘记哦。” However, facing Fang Zheng’s inquiry, Lala is the happy closing eye, puts out a hand to place the chest front. 然而,面对方正的询问,菈菈则是幸福的闭上眼睛,伸出手去放在胸前。 „You use the hand to press firmly between the fingers my chest, conducted the warm love confession to me .........” “你用手捏住我的胸部,向我进行了热情的爱的告白………” „..................... haah?” “…………………哈啊？” „Is this, earthman.” “就是这样,地球人。” At this time Zastin also opened the mouth. 这时候扎斯汀也开口了。 „You have acted according to the Deviluke star tradition , and formal procedure/program, subscribed the engagement with Sir Lala, in other words, bumped into the chest since you in the bathroom that flash, may recognize that exercised the Deviluke star official engagement etiquette for you!” “你已经根据戴比路克星传统且正式的程序,与菈菈大人订下了婚约,也就是说,从你在浴室里碰到胸部的那一瞬间起,就可认定为你行使了戴比路克星正式的婚约礼仪！” „.................. This also??” “………………这也可以？？” at this moment Fang Zheng is was thoroughly speechless. 这会儿方正已经是彻底无语了。 Bumps into the chest to be equal to becoming engaged? Do you tease me?! 碰到胸部就等于是订婚？你逗我呢？！ „Yes, therefore marries me!” “是啊,所以和我结婚吧！” But Lala is holding Fang Zheng’s arm, the grinning opens the mouth said, but the latter raises head speechless. 而菈菈则抱着方正的胳膊,笑嘻嘻的开口说道,而后者则仰头无语。 This mother called anything! Originally also thinks that is what Star Wars class epic mission, finally mother this is the funny plot of what ghost! 这尼玛都叫什么事啊！本来还以为是什么星球大战类的史诗任务,结果尼玛这是个什么鬼的搞笑剧情啊！ „This did not have the means.” “这样也没有办法了。” Zastin also sighed, but Fang Zheng rolled their eyes. 扎斯汀也是叹了口气,而方正则翻了个白眼。 „Doesn't wait/etc, how have the means? That is accidental/surprised, moreover I am an earthman, how possibly to know the custom of your Deviluke star?” “等等,怎么没有办法？那只是意外而已,而且我是地球人,怎么可能知道你们戴比路克星的习俗？” „Yeah? Do you dislike me?” “哎？难道你讨厌我吗？” Hears Fang Zheng’s words, Lala stares the big eye immediately, anxious looks at Fang Zheng, but latter helpless sighing. 听到方正的说话,菈菈顿时瞪大眼睛,不安的看着方正,而后者则无奈的叹了口气。 „Dislikes you actually not, the person's but who normally, who can with just meet under engagement on subscribing? You did not worry that I do have the girlfriend?” “倒不是讨厌你,但是正常情况下,谁会和刚见面的人就订下婚约啊？难道你就不担心我已经有女朋友了吗？” At this time was not really good, has to look for Kushida Kikyou or Kirisaki Kyouko makes shield. 这时候实在不行,只好找栉田桔梗或者雾崎恭子来做挡箭牌了。 „This ......... Sir Lala ......... that .........” “这样的话………菈菈大人………那………” „I do not want!” “我不要！” Is saying, Lala grasps Fang Zheng stubbornly. 一面说着,菈菈一面死死抱住方正。 „Said again, these engagement who Otou-sama looks, might as well he! Long is also graceful, moreover you are stronger than Zastin! Can you discover such a person to come to me again?” “再说了,父亲大人找的那些婚约者,都还不如他呢！长的又帅,而且比扎斯汀你还强！你能给我再找出个这样的人来吗？” „This ...............” “这……………” Hears the reply of Lala, Zastin was also speechless, just like Lala said that this earthman not only attractiveness is extremely at present high, but also the sword technique level also far exceeded itself. That caught up a moment ago finally, perhaps died in the opposite party hand directly. How the Zastin good and evil said that is also the Deviluke star's first swordsman, finally unexpectedly the hit even strength to hit back does not have, in addition two people age close ......... 听到菈菈的回答,扎斯汀也无语了,正如菈菈所言,眼前这个地球人不但颜值极高,而且剑术水平也远超自己。刚才那一下要不是自己最后发力,恐怕直接就死在对方手中了。扎斯汀好歹怎么说也是戴比路克星第一剑客,结果居然被人打的连还手之力都没有,再加上两人年龄相近……… „In brief, I must marry him!” “总之,我就要和他结婚！” „......... This closes my anything matter .........” “………这关我什么事………” Fang Zheng was thoroughly speechless. 方正都彻底无语了。 „Earthman, it seems like also has so.” “地球人,看来也只好如此了。” Zastin looks again to Fang Zheng, the look dignified opens the mouth said. 扎斯汀再次望向方正,神色凝重的开口说道。 „In any event, you have touched the chest of Sir Lala, if you are not willing to accept Sir Lala, then this is equal to declaring war to the Deviluke star!” “无论如何,你都已经摸了菈菈大人的胸部,如果你不愿意接受菈菈大人的话,那么这就等于是对戴比路克星宣战！” „.....................” “…………………” „Moreover, father of Sir Lala, Deviluke king, but resort to violence faction! If by him were known you touched the chest of Sir Lala not to want her to marry, then Earth will certainly be destroyed thoroughly!” “而且,菈菈大人的父亲,戴比路克王可是武斗派的！如果被他得知你摸了菈菈大人的胸部又不愿意和她结婚的话,那么地球一定会被彻底毁灭的！” „.....................” “…………………” My fucking touched under the chest, rose to the degree that Earth destroyed? 我他喵的摸了下胸部,就上升到地球毁灭的程度了？ „.....................?” “…………………嗯？” Thinks till here, the Fang Zheng miraculous glow flashes, as if recalled that anything, then he had a look at Lala, visits Zastin again, closes the eye. 想到这里,方正灵光一闪,似乎回想起了什么,接着他看看菈菈,再望望扎斯汀,闭上眼睛。 Un ......... alien, because the misunderstanding requests to get married, where does not marry to destroy Earth ......... this plot to seem to look at ......... Fuck! 嗯………外星人,因为误会要求结婚,不结婚就毁灭地球………这剧情好像自己在哪儿看过来着………靠！ the next moment, the Fang Zheng whole person knelt. 下一刻,方正整个人都跪了。 Isn't this mother «Lucky star brat»?!! 这尼玛不是《福星小子》吗？！！ No wonder he thought that this plot moves toward familiar, according to words that this comes to see, then Lala is Ram, are oneself various Xingdang? 难怪他觉得这剧情走向怎么熟悉呢,按照这来看的话,那么菈菈就是拉姆,自己就是诸星当？ This also?! 这也可以？！ mother this broken random world generator looked for anything, the cartoon that Laozi watched before establishes you to bring to use! 尼玛这破随机世界发生器都找了些什么啊,老子以前看的漫画设定你们都拿来用啊！ It seems like, cannot anything carve toward DNA. 看来以后不能什么东西都往DNA里刻了。 Simply son of a bitch. 简直MMP。 Therefore finally, Fang Zheng also has to raise hand to surrender, then in he goes home, before because of detecting sound, but curious the young girls who collect convened one, told to them the cause and effect of matter, after listening, the people were also quite surprised. 于是最终,方正也只好举手投降,然后他重新回到了家里,把之前因为察觉到动静而好奇的凑过来的少女们召集到了一起,给她们讲述了事情的前因后果,听完之后,众人也是颇为吃惊。 To be honest, they most start not to believe that Fang Zheng said that after seeing Lala extended tail and bat wing like devil, the people also accepted this point quickly. 说实话,她们最开始也不相信方正说的,但是在看到了菈菈伸出来的像恶魔一样的尾巴和蝙蝠翅膀之后,众人也是很快就接受了这一点。 After all currently in the home has undead mage, has doll, comes alien not to have again strangely is not? 毕竟现在这个家里有死灵法师,有人偶,再来一个外星人也没多奇怪不是？ „Yeah? Then the Elder Brother does want to marry that Miss Lala?” “哎？那么哥哥要和那位菈菈小姐结婚吗？” „How possibly.” “怎么可能。” Facing the inquiry of Mikan surprise, Fang Zheng rolled his eyes. 面对美柑诧异的询问,方正翻了个白眼。 „We knew that also less than one hour, said does need to get married? Do you feel this normal? In brief at present will be makes her temporarily reside here, Zastin will then report this matter to the Deviluke king, will then convey my opinion, then looked that what regulation the opposite party will be ......... I am in brief impossible because the young girl of this minor matter and first meeting will marry is not?” “我们认识还不到一个小时呢,就说要结婚？你觉得这正常吗？总之目前是让她暂住在这里,然后扎斯汀会向戴比路克王汇报这件事,然后传达一下我的意见,接着看对方是个什么章程………总之我也不可能就因为这点小事和初次见面的少女结婚不是？” Now Fang Zheng adopts is the stalling tactics, towed to come to Kuro-chan, oneself also had enough energy and opposite party resists. At least does not need to be worried that the opposite party will really ruin Earth, before that made Lala first treat is here good. When the time, explained again well with the guardian of opposite party, can look talk clearly, then said then. 方正现在采取的就是拖字诀,拖到小黑来了,自己这边也就有了足够的底气和对方对抗。起码不用担心对方会真的毁掉地球,在那之前,就让菈菈先待在这里好了。等到时候了,再和对方的家长好好解释一下,看看能不能说清楚,然后再说然后吧。 „, Right!” “啊,对了！” At this time, Suiseiseki as if thought of anything, makes an effort to clap. 就在这个时候,翠星石似乎想到了什么,用力一拍手。 „Since this case, then disappointed Miss Lala is not good to you?” “既然这样的话,那么让菈菈小姐对你失望不就好了？” „You leave to be chaotic the evil idea, I can guess correctly the result.” “你别乱出歪主意,我都能猜到结果了。” Hears the proposition of Suiseiseki, Fang Zheng strikes back directly. Cracks a joke, this bridge section he looks too many good, is to reduce the opposite party good sensitivity obviously, finally finally because instead a series of troubles raised the good sensitivity of opposite party, true being a double loss. 听到翠星石的提议,方正直接打回。开玩笑,这种桥段他看的太多了好吧,明明是想要降低对方好感度的,结果最后反而因为一系列的麻烦提升了对方的好感度,真正的赔了夫人又折兵。 „I thought that she is also excited for a while, lets her, when the several days calm mind, it is estimated that will carefully ponder the issue. After all this relates to the life-long important matter, possibly so to be how careless decides?” “我觉得她也只是一时激动罢了,让她待几天冷静一下头脑,估计就会好好思考问题。毕竟这可是关系到自己终生的大事,怎么可能这么草率就决定呢？” „no, no, no, Master, is not such.” “不不不,主人,也不是这样的啦。” But at this time, was actually quickly shakes the head. 而这个时候,拉碧丝却是急忙摇头。 „Girl also has to fall in love.” “女孩子也是有一见钟情的啊。” Hears rebuttal, other girls nod immediately in abundance. 听到拉碧丝的反驳,其他女孩子立刻纷纷点头。 „Right right.” “没错没错。” „On television doesn't develop frequently? Male female protagonist brushed past in the crowd, that a glance of mutual looking at each other decided they fall deeply in love, isn't this very romantic?” “电视上不是经常演吗？男女主角在人群之中擦肩而过,相互对视的那一眼就决定了他们坠入爱河,这不是很浪漫吗？” „Is, perhaps Miss Lala is also this. In seeing the a glance instance, recognizes that immediately this is he in destiny .........” “就是就是,说不定菈菈小姐也是这样呢。在看到第一眼的瞬间,就立刻认定这是自己命运之中的他………” „You ...............” “你们啊……………” Young girls who look at a being infatuated appearance, Fang Zheng was thoroughly speechless. 看着一副陶醉模样的少女们,方正彻底无语了。 Really does not have the truth to say with the woman. 和女人真是没道理可讲的。 Romantic? 浪漫？ Brushed past looking at each other in the crowd is romantic, however brushed past you to raid her chest also romantic ghost in the crowd? 在人群中擦肩而过对视算是浪漫,但是在人群中擦肩而过你袭她胸还浪漫个鬼？ No, cannot do well by the urogenous of Deviluke star, their soap operas will really shoot like this also perhaps. 不,搞不好以戴比路克星的尿性,他们的电视剧真会这样拍也说不定。 Perhaps others were a kiss present a gift, put the Deviluke star to touch present a gift. 人家都是一吻定情,放到戴比路克星说不定就是一摸定情了。 Thinks that in the love play of Earth, others confession is „I likes you, please marry me”, then male female protagonist hugs to kiss. Placing the Deviluke star is male protagonist puts out a hand to hold down the chest of female protagonist, then stares at her „I to like you, what funny scene play please marry me” ............... this mother? 想想在地球的恋爱剧里,人家告白都是“我喜欢你,请嫁给我吧”,然后男女主角拥抱相吻。放在戴比路克星就是男主角伸出手去按住女主角的胸,然后盯着她“我喜欢你,请嫁给我吧”……………这尼玛什么搞笑情景剧？ Leaves behind one group of love brain above little girl under bustling chatted, Fang Zheng returned to own room directly, then put out individual terminal, in rapid relation Kuro-chan & fucking ash ; Urgently! 留下一堆恋爱脑上头的小丫头自己在下面热火朝天的聊天去,方正直接回到了自己的房间,然后拿出个人终端,迅速联系上了小黑—十万火急啊！ „hahahahahaha.” “哈哈哈哈哈哈。” Does not have Fang Zheng to expect, after listening to his narration, screen that side Kuro-chan is swaying back and forth that everywhere smiles. 不出方正所料,在听完他的讲述之后,屏幕那边的小黑算是笑的满地打滚。 „Big Brother you may, hahahaha, touch the chest to get married, this is what era scene play .........” “大哥哥你可真可以,哈哈哈哈,摸胸就要结婚,这是什么时代情景剧啊………” „In brief, matter is this, you had a look to find that Deviluke star position, investigated well that side situation, including military power anything.” “总而言之,事情就是这样,你们看看能不能找到那个戴比路克星的位置,好好调查一下那边的情况,包括军事实力什么的。” „Understood.” “明白。” Kuro-chan grinning spitting tongue, good a ritual, then her smart-alecky blinking. 小黑笑嘻嘻的吐了吐舌头,行了一礼,然后她俏皮的眨了眨眼睛。 „Big Brother, this matter yourself do are actually not difficult, so long as turns into that girl named Lala does not have the Big Brother on the O slave of going on living, didn't always follow to the Big Brother? When the time comes no matter marries does not marry, how the Big Brother you said how she wasn't dry?” “不过大哥哥,这件事你自己来做其实也不难吧,只要把那个叫菈菈的女孩子变成没有大哥哥就活不下去的O奴隶的话,不就对大哥哥言听计从了吗？到时候不管是结婚还是不结婚,大哥哥你怎么说她不就怎么干了？” „Your this saying listens to me to feel that oneself is what great demon king, I do not have the hunger and thirst to this situation.” “你这话听着我感觉自己是什么大魔王似的,我也没饥渴到这个地步。” Fang Zheng shrugs the shoulders, the method that although Kuro-chan proposes is very indeed effective, but Fang Zheng does not have to the woman of first meeting crazed to the situation that starts. Naturally, if the opposite party is own enemy, that Fang Zheng will not naturally care about these, but Lala besides entangling must get married, has no hostile act, naturally not good to use this method to her. 方正耸耸肩膀,虽然小黑提的这个方法的确很有效,不过方正也没丧心病狂到对初次见面的女人下手的地步。当然,如果对方是自己的敌人,那方正自然是不会在乎这些的,但是菈菈除了缠着自己要结婚之外,也没什么敌对行为,自然不好对她用这种手段的。 „In brief that side gave you, should not have the issue.” “总之那边就交给你了,应该没问题吧。” „Without the issue, where I looks for that Deviluke star, but we had not so far discovered that has planet of life sign, perhaps will cost a little time .........” “没问题,我会找找那个戴比路克星在哪里,不过到目前为止我们都没有发现有生命迹象的星球,恐怕会耗费一点儿时间………” „In brief, investigates as soon as possible, then comes to converge with me.” “总之,尽快调查完毕,然后过来和我汇合。” „Understanding.” “了解。” Finished along with the telephone conversation, Kuro-chan also shut off the communication, but Fang Zheng is long sighing, then lay on the bed, looks at the present ceiling. 伴随着通话结束,小黑也是切断了通讯,而方正则是长长的叹了口气,然后一头躺在了床上,看着眼前的天花板。 This may really be one pile of terrible business ......... 这可真是一堆麻烦事啊………