After beginning school, the life of Albert is busy and substantial. 开学后,艾伯特的生活忙碌且充实。 Besides in the professor club beams with joy, but also visits Professor Flitwick specially, chatted the International Wizarding Duelling Competition matter, the picture that after delivering the opposite party several won the championship, films while convenient, thank assistance that Professor Flitwick once rendered. 除了在教授们的俱乐部露脸外,还专门去拜访弗立维教授,聊起国际巫师决斗大赛的事情,顺带送对方几张夺冠后拍摄的照片,感谢弗立维教授曾经给予的帮助。 Professor Flitwick is very gratified, own favorite student becomes youngest Duelling Champion, later can with the picture boast that shows off for many years. 弗立维教授很欣慰,自己的得意门生成为最年轻的决斗冠军,以后可以拿照片跟人吹嘘炫耀好多年。 The night before Saturday vacation, Albert extracted for several hours, gave Katherine to make Defence Against the Dark Arts enrolling in supplementary lessons in Room of Requirement. The rest of time accompany side Izabel, are crossing are two warm world that. 在周六假期的前一天晚上,艾伯特抽出几个小时,在有求必应屋里给卡特里娜做黑魔法防御补习。剩余的时间都陪在伊泽贝尔身边,过着属于两人的温馨世界。 They chatted in the matter about school, passed together also calculates that happy weekend, but boils makes the plan of Felix Felicis, was formally starts. 他们聊了很多关于学校里的事,一起度过还算愉快的周末,而熬制福灵剂的计划,也算是正式开始了。 Izabel came the interest in Felix Felicis, although the lucky liquid medicines are unable to bring the true luck, can actually greatly sharpen various aspect abilities of user, perhaps which day of miraculous glow flashes, breakthrough existing bottleneck success? 伊泽贝尔对福灵剂来了兴趣,幸运药水虽无法给人带来真正的幸运,却能够大幅度提高使用者的各方面能力,说不定哪天灵光一闪,就突破现有的瓶颈成功了？ What a pity, happy time always specially short, after the weekend has had the dinner together, Albert kisses goodbye Izabel to return to the Hogwarts castle. 可惜,幸福快乐的时光总是特别的短暂,在周末一起吃过晚饭后,艾伯特就吻别伊泽贝尔返回霍格沃茨城堡。 Just returned to the school, Fred, George and Lee Jordan first looks for him, chatted his no longer school the accident of this period of time. 刚回学校,弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹第一时间就过来找他,聊起他不再学校的这段时间发生的变故。 Peeves plays the same old trick, got down the evil behind-the-scenes manipulator to the new professor tableware. After Umbridge finished eating is ill with vomiting and diarrhea, the scene once lost control. 皮皮鬼又故伎重演,对新教授的餐具下了黑手。乌姆里奇吃完后上吐下泻,场面一度失控。 „Haven't you made her throw down unexpectedly halfway?” Albert looks at three people surprisedly, he felt Umbridge, if throws down, draws the excrement on the pants, the society dies in the presence of everyone, it is estimated that does not have the face to stay in the school to teach. “你们居然没让她半路摔倒？”艾伯特惊奇地看着三人,他觉得乌姆里奇要是摔倒,把屎拉在裤子上,当众社死,估计就没脸留在学校教书。 „We think actually, but this fact was too sudden, simply had not responded with enough time.” Three people seem somewhat disappointed, misses this golden opportunity. “我们倒是想,但这事实在太突然了,根本没来得及反应。”三人看上去都有些失望,错过这种大好机会。 „Umbridge estimated that was wild with rage!” Albert flexure the chin and nape of Tom, asked with a smile. “乌姆里奇估计气疯了吧！”艾伯特挠了挠汤姆的下巴与后颈,笑着问道。 „Yes, Umbridge was almost wild with rage, without bearing...... the estimate will degenerate into the Hogwarts' laughingstock thoroughly.” George suppresses is not smiled by oneself. “是啊,乌姆里奇差点气疯了,要是没忍住……估计会彻底沦为霍格沃茨的笑柄。”乔治强憋着没让自己笑出来。 „Toad lost very big temper, she suspected that some people fed in raw material to her food, but does not have the evidence.” Fred added. “癞蛤蟆发了很大的脾气,她怀疑有人给她的食物里加料了,但就是没证据。”弗雷德补充道。 „I estimated that she wants to break the head, cannot think that unexpectedly is Peeves is aiming at her.” Lee Jordan could not bear again pū smiles to make noise. “我估计她想破脑袋,也想不到居然是皮皮鬼在针对她。”李乔丹再也没忍住噗笑出声。 Albert comforts well by Tom that three people one startled one frightens for the first time, opens the mouth to ask: „Who is suspect?” 艾伯特安抚好被三人一惊一乍吓到的汤姆,开口问道:“嫌疑人是谁？” „Harry.” George lowers the sound to say. “哈利。”乔治压低声音道。 „You determined that isn't Umbridge is aiming at Potter specially?” The Albert expression is strange, he is very difficult to understand that actually Umbridge how thinks. “你确定不是乌姆里奇在特意针对波特？”艾伯特表情古怪,他实在很难理解乌姆里奇究竟是怎么想的。 „This afternoon, Peeves released the toxic gas egg toward the Umbridge chair pad, the gate of office locking, but also while convenient key hole dying of suffocation.” Fred answered, „just, she is preparing to Harry closes the confinement. Harry just sat down, the chair cushion following toxic bomb compressing, Umbridge was almost suffocated with Harry in the office, finally Umbridge uses Blasting Curse, gives to blast out the gate of Defence Against the Dark Arts office, two talents escape from inside.” “今天下午,皮皮鬼往乌姆里奇的椅子垫下放了颗毒气蛋,把办公室的门给锁了,还顺带把钥匙孔给堵死。”弗雷德解释道,“刚好,她正准备给哈利关禁闭。哈利刚坐下,就把椅子垫子下面的毒气弹给压扁了,乌姆里奇跟哈利差点被熏死在办公室里,最后还是乌姆里奇使用爆炸咒,把黑魔法防御办公室的门给炸开,两人才从里面逃出来。” „Therefore, she suspected that Potter is up to mischief?” “所以,她就怀疑波特在搞鬼？” „Right.” “对。” „Harry thinks is Umbridge is doing him.” Lee Jordan said low voice, „Harry is very calm, makes the matter intentionally greatly, looks very much Professor McGonagall, finally found the toxic gas egg under the Umbridge chair pad, holds the matter that Umbridge uses the dark magic item punish pupils.” “哈利则认为是乌姆里奇在搞他。”李·乔丹小声说,“哈利很冷静,故意把事情闹得很大,更是把麦格教授找去,最后在乌姆里奇的椅子垫下方找到毒气蛋,更是把乌姆里奇使用黑魔法道具惩罚学生的事情捅出来。” Everyone present knows that what goods Umbridge was. 大家现在都知道乌姆里奇是什么样的货色了。 „Professor McGonagall was been almost angry.” George lowered the sound saying that „I have not visited her so angrily.” “麦格教授差点被气坏了。”乔治压低声音说,“我从来没看过她如此愤怒过。” „Potter has not retaliated unexpectedly.” “波特居然没报复。” „Naturally has, Umbridge leaves the Headmaster office, was struck the dizzy, in the toilet of head by stops up female student washroom, finally was stumbled upon by a Hufflepuff miss.” “当然有,乌姆里奇离开校长办公室,就被人击晕,脑袋被塞女生盥洗室里的马桶里,最后被一名赫奇帕奇的姑娘偶然发现。” Umbridge stated decisively is Harry attacks her, is retaliating her in secret. 乌姆里奇咬定是哈利袭击她,在暗中报复她。 What is marvelous, Harry did the homework in common room at that time, one group of people can testify to him. ” 奇妙的是,哈利当时就在公共休息室里做家庭作业,有一堆人可以给他作证。” „Polyjuice Potion?” Albert guessed correctly the reason. “复方药剂？”艾伯特猜到了原因。 Three people not smile are quite good. 三人笑得相当无良。 Peeves displays itself to do the ability of matter without doubt superiorly, plays the new thing pattern the toy that Albert gives, only used for a week to toss about heavily Umbridge, was Potter is quite unlucky, was affected innocently. 皮皮鬼无疑超常发挥自己搞事的能力,把艾伯特给的玩具玩出新花样,仅用了一星期就把乌姆里奇折腾得不轻,就是波特比较倒霉,被无辜波及了。 „You thought when Peeves can expel Umbridge?” Fred asked curiously. “你觉得皮皮鬼什么时候才能把乌姆里奇赶走？”弗雷德好奇问道。 „Should not expect that Umbridge can persist in being longer?” Albert said meaningfully, „she, but joyful source.” “难道不应该期待乌姆里奇能坚持更久些吗？”艾伯特意味深长地说,“她可是快乐的源泉。” Four people look at each other mutually, all smiled maliciously. 四人相互对视,全都不怀好意地笑了起来。 Yes, joyful source. 是啊,快乐源泉。 Umbridge is not naturally clear, has the crowd of bad minds fellow to prepare to look at her joke. 乌姆里奇自然不清楚,有群坏心眼的家伙正准备看她的笑话。 Was tossed about late Umbridge by the gloomy strange sound, really why cannot master itself to come across various strange matter, is really the curse of Defence Against the Dark Arts professor is causing trouble? 被阴森的怪声折腾一晚的乌姆里奇,实在搞不懂自己为什么碰到各种怪事,难道真是黑魔法防御教授的诅咒在作祟？ Also cannot blame Umbridge to think like this, recently she really experienced too the unlucky matter, with yesterday evening, she remembers that goes to sleep window pass/test Haocai obviously, finally midnight wakes up, discovered that the window was opened unexpectedly, those who make Umbridge absolutely terrified is, out of the window broadcasts the fearful sound unceasingly, frightens her one not to have a good sleep late. In the morning wakes up, Umbridge brought very thick dark pouche to arrive at the teacher seat, even the past forced smile almost could not maintain. 也不能怪乌姆里奇会这样想,最近她实在遇到太多倒霉事了,就拿昨晚上来说,她记得明明把窗户关好才入睡,结果半夜醒来的时候,发现窗户居然被人打开了,更让乌姆里奇毛骨悚然的是,窗外不断传来可怕的声音,吓得她一晚都没睡好。早上醒来的时候,乌姆里奇带着很浓的黑眼圈来到了教师席位,连以往的假笑都差点维持不下去了。 The sky is dark, the thunderclap is intermittent, as if indicates that what not good matter will soon happen. 天空灰沉沉的,雷声阵阵,似乎预示着有什么不好的事即将发生。 Umbridge sits on own seat, the doubt is looking at the thing in plate, since previous time is ill with vomiting and diarrhea, she suspected that some people increase anything toward oneself food. 乌姆里奇坐在自己的座位上,狐疑地望着盘里的东西,自从上次上吐下泻后,她就怀疑有人往自己的食物里添加什么东西。 Naturally, Umbridge has no evidence, the thing that because everyone eats is the same, only then she has problems. 当然,乌姆里奇没任何的证据,因为大家吃的东西都一样,就只有她自己出问题。 On the teacher seat, professor are chatting the news that Albert wins the championship, on the face of Professor Flitwick brims with the smile that is unable to conceal, and transmits the picture that Albert wins the championship to other professor. 教师席上,教授们正在闲聊艾伯特夺冠的消息,弗立维教授的脸上更是洋溢着无法掩饰的笑容,并且给其他教授传递艾伯特夺冠的照片。 Umbridge is hearing professor to prepare the picture that Anderson wins the championship to make into the picture collection, and places in the Hogwarts prize exhibition room, displays the Albert glorious triumph time, felt that the appetite was worse, plants the impulsion that wants to feel sick. 乌姆里奇在听到教授们准备把安德森夺冠的照片弄成照片集,并且放在霍格沃茨奖品陈列室里,展览艾伯特的辉煌成就的时候,感觉胃口更差了,还有种想作呕的冲动。 „Really needs to do this?” “真有必要这样做吗？” Umbridge feels very absurd, she tasted food in oral disc cautiously, after determining to have nothing exceptionally, swallows. 乌姆里奇觉得非常荒唐,她小心翼翼地品尝了一口盘里的食物,确定没什么异常后才咽下去。 The previous vomit and having diarrhea, Umbridge can affirm the thing that oneself eat definitely has the issue. 上次呕吐、闹肚子,乌姆里奇敢肯定自己吃的东西肯定有问题。 If will eat to have problems next time again, she must retain food, taking away makes one examine, has a look whether some people poison toward her food. 如果下次再吃出问题,她一定要把食物保留下来,拿去让人检验,看看是否有人往她的食物里投毒。 If makes her seize that to the fellow who he poisons, she must dismiss the opposite party personally, wrenches apart his wand, and shuts in Azkaban is not possible. 要是让她逮住那个给他投毒的家伙,她非得亲自开除对方,扭断他的魔杖,并将人关进阿兹卡班不可。 When the Umbridge delusion, under makes noise suddenly, the Gryffindor's long table gathered one group of students, does not know that is discussing anything. 就在乌姆里奇妄想的时候,下方忽然喧闹起来,格兰芬多的长桌边汇聚了一堆学生,不知道在讨论什么。 When the Umbridge preparation took a look in the past what's the matter, nearby Professor McGonagall interrupted her train of thought. 在乌姆里奇准备过去瞧瞧是怎么回事时,旁边的麦格教授打断了她的思绪。 „, Right, Anderson made me ask you a while ago, whether is willing to be made the Wizard card.” Professor McGonagall when Umbridge stands, opens the mouth to ask. “哦,对了,前阵子安德森让我问你,是否愿意被制成巫师卡片。”麦格教授在乌姆里奇站起来的时候,开口问道。 „What?” “什么？” Umbridge is looking at Professor McGonagall vigilantly, both sides previously also made are not happy. 乌姆里奇警惕地望着麦格教授,双方先前还闹得不太愉快。 „A card game, is popular in Hogwarts.” “一种卡片游戏,在霍格沃茨非常流行。” Saying, Professor McGonagall pulls out a very fine card from the long gown pocket, handed the Umbridge front saying: „Probably is like this.” 说着,麦格教授从长袍口袋里掏出一张非常精致的卡片,递到乌姆里奇的面前说:“大概就是这样子。” The Umbridge doubt sizes up that fine card, above Professor McGonagall takes several books, but also takes wand, the front was turned into the Owl stem glass. 乌姆里奇狐疑地打量那张精致的卡牌,上面的麦格教授手里拿着几本书,还拿着魔杖,前方是被变成猫头鹰的高脚杯。 „I only heard that this year the Wizard's Card competition was ahead of time?” Professor Sprout said. She also similar Wizard's Card, like similarly very much. “我刚听说今年巫师牌比赛提前了？”斯普劳特教授开口说。她也有一张类似的巫师牌,同样也很喜欢。 After all, can not be been many by seal's Wizard on chocolate frog card. 毕竟,能被印在巧克力蛙卡片上的巫师可不多。 „Do you have?” “你们也有吗？” „Hogwarts' professor basically agreed.” Professor Flitwick answered, „whom does not have to miss such opportunity, was?” “霍格沃茨的教授们基本上都同意了。”弗立维教授解释道,“没谁会错过这样的机会,是不是？” Has not waited for Umbridge to reply, in the hall flies into 110 Owl suddenly, including several toward teacher seat Accio, throw a big package in the Umbridge front. 没等乌姆里奇回答,大厅里突然飞进百十来只猫头鹰,其中有好几只朝着教师席飞来,将一个大包裹扔在乌姆里奇的面前。 And, several Owl are flapping the wings to fall to the table on, pushes mutually, wanting first to hand over the envelope, gave the disaster the Umbridge breakfast while convenient. 其中,有几只猫头鹰拍着翅膀落到餐桌上,相互挤来挤去,想要第一个把信封交出去,顺带把乌姆里奇的早餐给祸害了。 The change on teacher seat, attracts the attention of below students quickly. 教师席位上的变化,很快吸引下方学生们的注意力。 Where Umbridge attains the letter from Owl, opens a letter time, astonishing matter happened. 乌姆里奇从猫头鹰哪儿拿到信件,打开其中一封信件的时候,惊人的事情发生了。 That letter and photo grew opened mouth, unexpectedly started to curse angrily Umbridge, said how she felt all right in Hogwarts holds the post of professor, while convenient also one and scolded Dumbledore, thinks the school and Ministry of Magic did this are to the Hogwarts student was irresponsible. 那封信像长了张嘴般,居然开始怒骂乌姆里奇,说她怎么好意思在霍格沃茨担任教授,顺带还把邓不利多给一并骂了,认为学校与魔法部这样做是对霍格沃茨学生的不负责。 Naturally, Umbridge has not waited for that letter to read, gets angry to extract wand, that letter/believes firing ashes. 当然,乌姆里奇没等那封信件念完,就黑着脸抽出魔杖,把那封信给烧成了灰烬。 However, those who make Umbridge angry is, under breaks out a warm applause unexpectedly. 然而,更让乌姆里奇愤怒的是,下方居然响起一阵热烈的掌声。 When Umbridge is in an uncontrollable rage, she discovered panic-stricken, these envelopes start to burn unexpectedly, seems Howler to be the same. 在乌姆里奇怒不可遏的时候,她就惊恐地发现,那些信封居然开始燃烧起来,就好像吼叫信一样。 Naturally, some are an exception from the Ministry of Magic's letter, Umbridge that letter selects after the envelope pile, wields begins on wand, tried to explode these letter that burnt. 当然,某封来自魔法部的信件除外,乌姆里奇把那封信件从信封堆里挑出来后,挥动手上的魔杖,试图炸了那些正在燃烧的信件。 Valley luo lt ; /spangt ; Surrounding professor felt not quite wonderful, moves toward side in abundance, so as to avoid being affected innocently. 谷椤lt;/spangt;周围的教授们都感觉不太妙,纷纷往旁边挪,免得被无辜波及。 In fact, their approaches are correct. 事实上,他们的做法非常正确。 That several letters „bang — —”, blasted out on the table directly, jet black smog start to spread to the surroundings, covers thoroughly Umbridge. 那几封信“嘭——”地一声,直接在桌上炸开了,一片漆黑的烟雾开始向周围蔓延,将乌姆里奇彻底笼罩进去。 The students who next have the breakfast uprightly all by this being shocked, were looking at shocking by the teacher seat that the black fog covers, several professor are speaking very quietly, gossip chatted the matter that was having a moment ago. 下方正吃早饭的学生们全都被这一幕给惊呆了,震惊地望着被黑雾笼罩的教师席,就连几名教授都在窃窃私语地说话,八卦地聊着刚才发生的事情。 The black fog vanished quickly, Umbridge reappears before the people, on her moon-face, is only left over outside yellow Yahe the eyes, other places were rubbed a blackness entirely, originally slightly volume brown sends, at this moment turns into the fluffy explosive warhead. 黑雾很快就消失了,乌姆里奇重新出现在众人面前,她的那张圆脸上,只剩下黄牙和眼睛外,其余地方统统被刷上了一层漆黑,原本微卷的褐发,此刻更是变成蓬松的爆炸头。 „Her hairstyle may be really unique.” Shanna slightly cannot check shot a look at opposite several people of one. “她的发型可真别致。”珊娜微不可查地瞥了对面几人一眼。 „It seems like, Umbridge definitely offending ruthlessly.” Angelina looks very excited, recently looked at Umbridge to be hapless, has become everyone's joyful source. “看来,乌姆里奇肯定把人给得罪狠了。”安吉丽娜看上去很兴奋,最近看乌姆里奇倒霉,已经成了大家快乐的源泉。 In the hall resounds a talking in whispers sound, everyone was discussing that is actually who in wicked entire Umbridge. 大厅里响起一片窃窃私语声,大家都在讨论究竟是谁在恶整乌姆里奇。 The professor eyelid twitches is looking at own colleague, far away from the table, laid aside the package on table is shivering unexpectedly slightly. 教授们眼皮抽搐地望着自己的同僚,纷纷远离餐桌,原先放置在桌上的包裹居然在微微颤抖。 So long as a little brain, can guess correctly that in the package definitely is not the good thing. 只要有点脑子,就能猜到包裹里肯定也不是什么好东西。 No professor is willing to attempt personally, the Umbridge distressed appearance, is reminds to them, these practical joke rush to new professor to go. 没有哪位教授愿意亲自尝试,乌姆里奇的狼狈模样,算是给他们提了个醒,这些恶作剧是奔着新任教授去的。 The next quarter, packages „bang”, was exploded the heaven directly, has a scare everyone in hall. 下一刻,包裹“轰”的一声,直接被炸上天,将大厅里的所有人都吓了一跳。 People discovered panic-stricken, in the package gushes out massive toads unexpectedly. 人们惊恐地发现,包裹里面居然涌出大量的癞蛤蟆。 And some toads jump to the body of Umbridge unexpectedly. 其中有部分癞蛤蟆居然跳到乌姆里奇的身上。 ! 啊！ The scream of Umbridge resounds through the skies. 乌姆里奇的尖叫响彻云霄。 „This flock of toads look like like Umbridge very much!” “这群癞蛤蟆看来很喜欢乌姆里奇！” Albert is looking the toad that jumps over, lifts hand one finger/refers, changes the original condition it, unexpectedly is a picture of toad cuts from the newspaper. 艾伯特望着蹦到自己脚下的癞蛤蟆,抬手一指,将其变回原状,竟是一张从报纸上剪下来的癞蛤蟆的照片。 At this moment, Umbridge had been submerged by the toad quickly, but without whom is willing to extend the aid toward her. 此刻,乌姆里奇已经快被癞蛤蟆淹没了,但没谁愿意朝她伸出援手。 In everyone thinks when practical joke will soon end, in the hall resounded the Umbridge sound suddenly: „My name is Umbridge, is only the pink toad!” 就在大家以为恶作剧即将结束时,大厅里忽然响起了乌姆里奇的声音:“我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆！” „My name is Umbridge, is only the pink toad!” “我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆！” „My name is Umbridge, is only the pink toad!” “我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆！” The Umbridge sound made a sound three times, Umbridge that as if to confirm these words, was submerged by the toad suddenly „pū”, Evanesco. 乌姆里奇的声音足足响了三次,仿佛为了验证这句话般,被癞蛤蟆淹没的乌姆里奇忽然“噗”的一声,消失不见了。 Originally Umbridge stand the place, presents a pink toad impressively. 原本乌姆里奇站着的地方,赫然出现一只粉色癞蛤蟆。 Everyone in hall was shocked once again, they have not thought respected Professor Umbridge is in front of their to turn into a pink toad unexpectedly. 大厅里的所有人又一次被惊呆了,他们从来没有想过敬爱的乌姆里奇教授居然当着他们的面变成一只粉色癞蛤蟆。 God! 天啊！ This matter seems like having a dream. 这件事就像是在做梦。 „Really looked like!” “实在太像了！” Also does not know that is who opens the mouth, immediately obtains one to echo the sound. 也不知道是谁开了口,立刻得到一阵附和声。 „Whose this is idea, was too good!” “这是谁出的主意,实在太棒了！” „That person absolutely is the talent.” “那人绝对是天才。” „Pats quickly, who has the camera, pats quickly.” “快拍下来,谁有相机,快拍下来。” „Pū!” “噗！” „ha ha ha!” “哈哈哈！” „I could not bear, ha ha ha!” “我忍不住了,哈哈哈！” „Too was really interesting, ha ha ha!” “实在太有趣了,哈哈哈！” „ It is not good, making me first smile a while, ha ha ha ha! “不行,让我先笑一会儿,哈哈哈哈！ After some people start takes the lead to smile, others finally again cannot hold. 有人开始领头笑起来后,其他人终于再也憋不住了。 In the hall is flooding happily laughter immediately. 大厅里顿时充斥着一片欢乐地笑声。 Looks to turn into Umbridge of pink toad, Harry to prevent to have the slip in speech, toward mouth stopper several grains of Calming Draught, but the corners of the mouth still could not stop to rise, who could see that Harry Potter's is happy. 看着变成粉色癞蛤蟆的乌姆里奇,哈利为了防止发生口误,往嘴里塞了好几粒镇定剂,但嘴角仍然止不住上扬,谁都看得出哈利·波特的心情非常好。 Ron and Hermione take the insider, naturally knows the Umbridge outcome what's the matter, for was not smiled by oneself, suppressing to smile to suppress the whole body to be uncomfortable. 罗恩与赫敏作为知情人,自然知道乌姆里奇究竟是怎么回事,为了不让自己笑出来,憋笑憋得浑身难受。 Fred and George may not have so to worry, two people put out a hand to make an effort to whip the table, smiles extremely badly. 弗雷德与乔治可就没有这般顾虑了,两人伸手用力拍打桌子,笑得极其恶劣。 „! It is not good, I felt that I was smiled quickly.” Finally, two people are the whole body worn out and aching sit down exhausted weak on the chair. “啊！不行了,我感觉自己快被笑死了。”最后,两人更是浑身酸软无力地瘫坐在椅子上。 professor have not prevented, has no professor to approach to help Umbridge relieve Protean Charm. 就连教授们都没阻止,更没有哪位教授主动上前帮乌姆里奇解除身上的变形咒。 If to not maintain serious of professor, perhaps professor also followed to smile. 如果不是为了保持教授的严肃,说不定教授们也跟着笑起来了。 The Professor McGonagall facial skin twitches, as if in hesitates whether must help relieve magic, but Professor Flitwick and Professor Sprout as if do not want to break the happy time, after Professor McGonagall discussed should to search the package of students with the detector, after guaranteeing does not have the danger, gives the students the package. 麦格教授脸皮抽搐,似乎在犹豫是否要帮忙解除魔法,但弗立维教授与斯普劳特教授似乎并不想让人打破美好的时刻,跟麦格教授讨论以后是不是应该让人用探测器检查学生们的包裹,确保没危险后再将包裹交给学生们。 As for Professor Snape, when saw that pink toad towards oneself jumps, the corner of the eye twitches slightly, he suppresses is extracted wand by himself, enjoys front pink toad stunning spell. 至于斯内普教授,在看到粉色癞蛤蟆朝自己蹦过来的时候,眼角微微抽搐,他强忍着不让自己抽出魔杖,赏面前的粉色癞蛤蟆一记昏迷咒。 Holds up wand in Snape, prepares helps Umbridge relieve Protean Charm time, suddenly hears „pū” a light sound, that pink toad changes the Umbridge appearance unexpectedly. 就在斯内普举起魔杖,准备帮乌姆里奇解除变形咒的时候,忽然听到“噗”的一声轻响,那只粉色癞蛤蟆居然重新变回乌姆里奇的模样。 ...... 只是…… Umbridge present posture really...... a little spicy eye. 乌姆里奇现在的姿势实在……有点辣眼睛。 Front looks shows the leapfrog posture Umbridge, Snape has a scare, in the future will draw back several steps, almost knocks down behind chair. 看着面前摆出蛙跳姿势的乌姆里奇,斯内普被吓了一跳,往后退了好几步,差点撞倒身后的椅子。 Other professor were also startled dumbfoundedly by the posture of Umbridge spicy eye, they put out a hand to cover the mouth hastily, had not been smiled to make noise by oneself. 其他教授也被乌姆里奇辣眼睛的姿势惊得目瞪口呆,他们连忙伸手捂住嘴巴,没让自己笑出声。 The students may not have acting with constraint of professor, in seeing Umbridge after the leapfrog posture that in front of Snape's shows, pū smiles to make noise, in the hall resounds merry laughter. 学生们可没有教授们的矜持,在看到乌姆里奇在斯内普的面前摆出的蛙跳姿势后,噗的一声笑出声,大厅里响起一阵快活的笑声。 Was tossed about one Umbridge two to turn ruthlessly suddenly, pours in one pile of toads, fainted directly. 被狠狠折腾一番的乌姆里奇忽然两眼一翻,倒在一堆癞蛤蟆里,直接昏死了过去。 „You......” “你……” The muscle on Snape face pulls out crazily, finally Professor Flitwick wields wand to draw on the stretcher, puts on Umbridge the stretcher, sent to school hospital to accept Madam Pomfrey healing. 斯内普脸上的肌肉狂抽,最后还是弗立维教授挥动魔杖招来担架,把乌姆里奇放到担架上,送去了校医院接受庞弗雷夫人的治疗。 However, professor felt Umbridge needs is not healing on body, but at heart on healing. 不过,教授们都觉得乌姆里奇需要的不是身体上的治疗,而是心里上的治疗。 professor are also talking in whispers the matter that the discussion had a moment ago, actually they are also very curious are who are looking for the trouble of Umbridge. 教授们也都在窃窃私语讨论刚才发生的事情,他们同样很好奇究竟是谁在找乌姆里奇的麻烦。 Can achieve this degree, arranges clear Wizard is not uncommon Umbridge. 能做到这种程度,把乌姆里奇安排得明明白白的巫师可不常见。 „cough cough.” “咳咳。” Professor McGonagall coughs lightly, hints everyone to help clean up the aftermath. 麦格教授轻咳一声,示意大家帮忙收拾一下残局。 Prepares to wield wand in Professor McGonagall, holds these toads time, listens to pū pū the sound one after another, that flock of toads of ground, turn into picture that cuts unexpectedly completely from the newspaper. 就在麦格教授准备挥动魔杖,抓住那些癞蛤蟆的时候,又听一连串噗噗声,地上的那群癞蛤蟆,居然全部变成一张张从报纸上剪下来的照片。 This picture was divided into three, besides the Umbridge leapfrog picture, but also were many picture and Umbridge of pink toad black person picture. 只是,这照片被一分为三,除乌姆里奇的蛙跳照片外,还多了粉色癞蛤蟆的照片与乌姆里奇的黑人照片。 The next quarter, gust has stroked, the picture of ground flutters about everywhere. 下一刻,一阵风拂过,地上的照片四处纷飞。 After many students discover the marvelous places on these pictures, picked a picture to be used in the collection. 很多学生都发现那些照片上的奇妙之处后,纷纷捡了张照片用于收藏。 This absolutely is the Umbridge black history. 这绝对是乌姆里奇的黑历史。 „It is not good, I was almost smiled!” Lee Jordan does not know where braves, the picture that picks from the ground will distribute to the surrounding good partners, said grinningly: „I can affirm, this matter can make people discuss many years.” “不行了,我差点被笑死了！”李·乔丹不知道从哪儿冒出来,将从地上捡起来的照片分发给周围的好伙伴们,笑嘻嘻地对大家说:“我敢肯定,这事可以让人们议论很多年。” „Far more than many years.” Albert is watching the picture on hand, said in a soft voice, „we should make the Hogwarts' all previous generations student all always remember the Umbridge heroic deeds.” “何止好多年。”艾伯特看着手上的照片,轻声说,“我们应该让霍格沃茨的历代学生全铭记乌姆里奇的英勇事迹。” ( https://) (https://) 1 second remembers the apex novel:. 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