After beginning school, the life of Albertis busyandsubstantial.
开学后,艾伯特的生活忙碌且充实。Besidesin the professorclubbeams with joy, but alsovisitsProfessor Flitwickspecially, chatted the International Wizarding Duelling Competitionmatter, the picture that after delivering the opposite partyseveralwon the championship, filmswhile convenient, thankassistance that Professor Flitwickoncerendered.
除了在教授们的俱乐部露脸外,还专门去拜访弗立维教授,聊起国际巫师决斗大赛的事情,顺带送对方几张夺冠后拍摄的照片,感谢弗立维教授曾经给予的帮助。Professor Flitwickis very gratified, ownfavorite studentbecomesyoungestDuelling Champion, latercanwith the pictureboast that shows off for manyyears.弗立维教授很欣慰,自己的得意门生成为最年轻的决斗冠军,以后可以拿照片跟人吹嘘炫耀好多年。The night beforeSaturdayvacation, Albertextracted for severalhours, gaveKatherineto makeDefence Against the Dark Artsenrolling in supplementary lessonsinRoom of Requirement. The rest oftimeaccompanysideIzabel, are crossingare two warmworld that.
在周六假期的前一天晚上,艾伯特抽出几个小时,在有求必应屋里给卡特里娜做黑魔法防御补习。剩余的时间都陪在伊泽贝尔身边,过着属于两人的温馨世界。Theychattedin the matteraboutschool, passedtogetheralsocalculates that happyweekend, butboilsmakes the plan of Felix Felicis, wasformallystarts.
他们聊了很多关于学校里的事,一起度过还算愉快的周末,而熬制福灵剂的计划,也算是正式开始了。Izabelcame the interest in Felix Felicis, although the luckyliquid medicinesare unable to bring the trueluck, can actually greatlysharpen various aspectabilities of user, perhapswhichday of miraculous glowflashes, breakthroughexistingbottlenecksuccess?伊泽贝尔对福灵剂来了兴趣,幸运药水虽无法给人带来真正的幸运,却能够大幅度提高使用者的各方面能力,说不定哪天灵光一闪,就突破现有的瓶颈成功了?What a pity, happytimealwaysspeciallyshort, after the weekendhas had the dinnertogether, Albertkisses goodbyeIzabelto return to the Hogwartscastle.
可惜,幸福快乐的时光总是特别的短暂,在周末一起吃过晚饭后,艾伯特就吻别伊泽贝尔返回霍格沃茨城堡。Justreturned to the school, Fred, GeorgeandLee Jordanfirstlooks forhim, chattedhisno longerschool the accident of this period of time.
刚回学校,弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹第一时间就过来找他,聊起他不再学校的这段时间发生的变故。Peevesplays the same old trick, got down the evil behind-the-scenes manipulatorto the newprofessortableware. After Umbridgefinished eatingis ill with vomiting and diarrhea, the sceneoncelost control.皮皮鬼又故伎重演,对新教授的餐具下了黑手。乌姆里奇吃完后上吐下泻,场面一度失控。„Haven't youmadeherthrow downunexpectedlyhalfway?”Albertlooks atthreepeoplesurprisedly, hefeltUmbridge, ifthrows down, draws the excrementon the pants, the societydiesin the presence of everyone, it is estimated thatdoes not have the faceto stay in the schoolto teach.
“你们居然没让她半路摔倒?”艾伯特惊奇地看着三人,他觉得乌姆里奇要是摔倒,把屎拉在裤子上,当众社死,估计就没脸留在学校教书。„Wethinkactually, butthisfact was too sudden, simplyhad not respondedwith enough time.”Threepeople seem somewhat disappointed, missesthisgolden opportunity.
“我们倒是想,但这事实在太突然了,根本没来得及反应。”三人看上去都有些失望,错过这种大好机会。„Umbridgeestimated that was wild with rage!”Albertflexure the chin and nape of Tom, askedwith a smile.
“乌姆里奇估计气疯了吧!”艾伯特挠了挠汤姆的下巴与后颈,笑着问道。„Yes, Umbridgewas almost wild with rage, withoutbearing...... the estimatewill degenerate into the Hogwarts'laughingstockthoroughly.”Georgesuppresses is not smiledbyoneself.
“是啊,乌姆里奇差点气疯了,要是没忍住……估计会彻底沦为霍格沃茨的笑柄。”乔治强憋着没让自己笑出来。„Toadlost very bigtemper, shesuspected that somepeoplefed in raw materialtoherfood, butdoes not have the evidence.”Fredadded.
“癞蛤蟆发了很大的脾气,她怀疑有人给她的食物里加料了,但就是没证据。”弗雷德补充道。„Iestimated that shewantsto break the head, cannot think that unexpectedlyisPeevesis aiming ather.”Lee Jordancould not bearagainpūsmilesto make noise.
“我估计她想破脑袋,也想不到居然是皮皮鬼在针对她。”李乔丹再也没忍住噗笑出声。AlbertcomfortswellbyTom that threepeopleonestartledonefrightensfor the first time, opens the mouthto ask: „Who is suspect?”艾伯特安抚好被三人一惊一乍吓到的汤姆,开口问道:“嫌疑人是谁?”„Harry.”Georgelowers the soundto say.
“哈利。”乔治压低声音道。„Youdetermined that isn'tUmbridgeis aiming atPotterspecially?” The Albertexpressionis strange, he is very difficultto understand that actuallyUmbridgehowthinks.
“你确定不是乌姆里奇在特意针对波特?”艾伯特表情古怪,他实在很难理解乌姆里奇究竟是怎么想的。„This afternoon, Peevesreleased the toxic gaseggtoward the Umbridgechairpad, the gate of officelocking, but alsowhile convenientkey holedying of suffocation.”Fredanswered, „just, sheis preparingtoHarrycloses the confinement. Harryjustsat down, the chaircushionfollowingtoxic bombcompressing, Umbridgewas almost suffocatedwithHarryin the office, finallyUmbridgeusesBlasting Curse, givesto blast out the gate of Defence Against the Dark Artsoffice, twotalentsescapefrominside.”
“今天下午,皮皮鬼往乌姆里奇的椅子垫下放了颗毒气蛋,把办公室的门给锁了,还顺带把钥匙孔给堵死。”弗雷德解释道,“刚好,她正准备给哈利关禁闭。哈利刚坐下,就把椅子垫子下面的毒气弹给压扁了,乌姆里奇跟哈利差点被熏死在办公室里,最后还是乌姆里奇使用爆炸咒,把黑魔法防御办公室的门给炸开,两人才从里面逃出来。”„Therefore, shesuspected that Potteris up to mischief?”
“所以,她就怀疑波特在搞鬼?”„Right.”
“对。”„HarrythinksisUmbridgeis doinghim.”Lee Jordansaidlow voice,„Harryis very calm, makes the matterintentionallygreatly, looksvery muchProfessor McGonagall, finallyfound the toxic gaseggunder the Umbridgechairpad, holds the matter that Umbridgeuses the dark magicitempunish pupils.”
“哈利则认为是乌姆里奇在搞他。”李·乔丹小声说,“哈利很冷静,故意把事情闹得很大,更是把麦格教授找去,最后在乌姆里奇的椅子垫下方找到毒气蛋,更是把乌姆里奇使用黑魔法道具惩罚学生的事情捅出来。”Everyonepresentknows that whatgoodsUmbridgewas.
大家现在都知道乌姆里奇是什么样的货色了。„Professor McGonagallwas been almost angry.”Georgelowered the sound saying that „Ihave not visitedhersoangrily.”
“麦格教授差点被气坏了。”乔治压低声音说,“我从来没看过她如此愤怒过。”„Potterhas not retaliatedunexpectedly.”
“波特居然没报复。”„Naturallyhas, Umbridgeleaves the Headmasteroffice, was struck the dizzy, in the toilet of headbystops upfemale studentwashroom, finallywas stumbled uponby a Hufflepuffmiss.”
“当然有,乌姆里奇离开校长办公室,就被人击晕,脑袋被塞女生盥洗室里的马桶里,最后被一名赫奇帕奇的姑娘偶然发现。”Umbridgestated decisivelyisHarryattacksher, is retaliatingherin secret.乌姆里奇咬定是哈利袭击她,在暗中报复她。Whatis marvelous, Harrydid the homeworkincommon roomat that time, onegroup of peoplecantestifytohim. ”
奇妙的是,哈利当时就在公共休息室里做家庭作业,有一堆人可以给他作证。”„Polyjuice Potion?”Albertguessed correctly the reason.
“复方药剂?”艾伯特猜到了原因。Threepeoplenotsmileare quite good.
三人笑得相当无良。Peevesdisplays itselfto do the ability of matterwithout doubtsuperiorly, plays the new thingpattern the toy that Albertgives, onlyused for a week to toss aboutheavilyUmbridge, wasPotter is quite unlucky, was affectedinnocently.皮皮鬼无疑超常发挥自己搞事的能力,把艾伯特给的玩具玩出新花样,仅用了一星期就把乌姆里奇折腾得不轻,就是波特比较倒霉,被无辜波及了。„Youthought when PeevescanexpelUmbridge?”Fredaskedcuriously.
“你觉得皮皮鬼什么时候才能把乌姆里奇赶走?”弗雷德好奇问道。„Should notexpect that Umbridgecanpersist inbeing longer?”Albertsaidmeaningfully, „she, butjoyfulsource.”
“难道不应该期待乌姆里奇能坚持更久些吗?”艾伯特意味深长地说,“她可是快乐的源泉。”Fourpeoplelook at each othermutually, allsmiledmaliciously.
四人相互对视,全都不怀好意地笑了起来。Yes, joyfulsource.
是啊,快乐源泉。Umbridgeis not naturally clear, has the crowd of badmindsfellowto prepareto look atherjoke.乌姆里奇自然不清楚,有群坏心眼的家伙正准备看她的笑话。Was tossed aboutlateUmbridgeby the gloomystrangesound, reallywhycannot master itselfto come acrossvariousstrange matter, is really the curse of Defence Against the Dark Artsprofessoris causing trouble?
被阴森的怪声折腾一晚的乌姆里奇,实在搞不懂自己为什么碰到各种怪事,难道真是黑魔法防御教授的诅咒在作祟?AlsocannotblameUmbridgeto thinklike this,recentlyshereallyexperiencedtoo the unluckymatter, withyesterday evening, sheremembers that goes to sleepwindowpass/testHaocaiobviously, finallymidnightwakes up, discovered that the windowwas openedunexpectedly, those whomakeUmbridgeabsolutely terrifiedis, out of the windowbroadcasts the fearfulsoundunceasingly, frightensheronenot to have a good sleeplate. In the morningwakes up, Umbridgebrought very thickdark poucheto arrive at the teacherseat, even the pastforced smilealmostcould not maintain.
也不能怪乌姆里奇会这样想,最近她实在遇到太多倒霉事了,就拿昨晚上来说,她记得明明把窗户关好才入睡,结果半夜醒来的时候,发现窗户居然被人打开了,更让乌姆里奇毛骨悚然的是,窗外不断传来可怕的声音,吓得她一晚都没睡好。早上醒来的时候,乌姆里奇带着很浓的黑眼圈来到了教师席位,连以往的假笑都差点维持不下去了。
The skyis dark, the thunderclapis intermittent, as ifindicates that what not goodmatterwill soon happen.
天空灰沉沉的,雷声阵阵,似乎预示着有什么不好的事即将发生。Umbridgesitsonownseat, the doubtis looking at the thing in plate, since previoustimeis ill with vomiting and diarrhea, shesuspected that somepeopleincrease anything towardoneselffood.乌姆里奇坐在自己的座位上,狐疑地望着盘里的东西,自从上次上吐下泻后,她就怀疑有人往自己的食物里添加什么东西。Naturally, Umbridgehas no evidence, the thing that becauseeveryoneeats is the same, only thenshehas problems.
当然,乌姆里奇没任何的证据,因为大家吃的东西都一样,就只有她自己出问题。On the teacherseat, professorare chatting the news that Albertwins the championship, on the face of Professor Flitwickbrims with the smile that is unable to conceal, andtransmits the picture that Albertwins the championshiptootherprofessor.
教师席上,教授们正在闲聊艾伯特夺冠的消息,弗立维教授的脸上更是洋溢着无法掩饰的笑容,并且给其他教授传递艾伯特夺冠的照片。Umbridgeis hearingprofessorto prepare the picture that Andersonwins the championshipto make into the picturecollection, andplacesin the Hogwartsprizeexhibition room, displays the Albertglorious triumphtime, felt that the appetitewas worse, plants the impulsion that wantsto feel sick.乌姆里奇在听到教授们准备把安德森夺冠的照片弄成照片集,并且放在霍格沃茨奖品陈列室里,展览艾伯特的辉煌成就的时候,感觉胃口更差了,还有种想作呕的冲动。„Really needs to do this?”
“真有必要这样做吗?”Umbridgefeelsveryabsurd, shetastedfood in oral disccautiously, after determiningto have nothingexceptionally, swallows.乌姆里奇觉得非常荒唐,她小心翼翼地品尝了一口盘里的食物,确定没什么异常后才咽下去。
The previousvomitandhaving diarrhea, Umbridgecanaffirm the thing that oneselfeatdefinitelyhas the issue.
上次呕吐、闹肚子,乌姆里奇敢肯定自己吃的东西肯定有问题。Ifwill eatto have problemsnext timeagain, shemustretainfood, taking away makes one examine, has a lookwhethersomepeoplepoisontowardherfood.
如果下次再吃出问题,她一定要把食物保留下来,拿去让人检验,看看是否有人往她的食物里投毒。Ifmakesherseizethatto the fellow who hepoisons, shemustdismiss the opposite partypersonally, wrenches aparthiswand, andshuts inAzkaban is not possible.
要是让她逮住那个给他投毒的家伙,她非得亲自开除对方,扭断他的魔杖,并将人关进阿兹卡班不可。When the Umbridgedelusion, undermakes noisesuddenly, the Gryffindor'slongtablegatheredonegroup of students, does not know that is discussinganything.
就在乌姆里奇妄想的时候,下方忽然喧闹起来,格兰芬多的长桌边汇聚了一堆学生,不知道在讨论什么。When the Umbridgepreparationtook a lookin the pastwhat's the matter, nearbyProfessor McGonagallinterruptedhertrain of thought.
在乌姆里奇准备过去瞧瞧是怎么回事时,旁边的麦格教授打断了她的思绪。„, Right, Andersonmademeaskyoua while ago, whetheris willingto be made the Wizardcard.”Professor McGonagallwhenUmbridgestands, opens the mouthto ask.
“哦,对了,前阵子安德森让我问你,是否愿意被制成巫师卡片。”麦格教授在乌姆里奇站起来的时候,开口问道。„What?”
“什么?”Umbridgeis looking atProfessor McGonagallvigilantly, both sidespreviouslyalsomade are not happy.乌姆里奇警惕地望着麦格教授,双方先前还闹得不太愉快。„A cardgame, is popularinHogwarts.”
“一种卡片游戏,在霍格沃茨非常流行。”Saying, Professor McGonagallpulls out a veryfinecardfrom the long gownpocket, handed the Umbridgefront saying: „Probablyislike this.”
说着,麦格教授从长袍口袋里掏出一张非常精致的卡片,递到乌姆里奇的面前说:“大概就是这样子。”
The Umbridgedoubtsizes upthatfinecard, above Professor McGonagalltakesseveralbooks, but alsotakeswand, the frontwas turned into the Owlstem glass.乌姆里奇狐疑地打量那张精致的卡牌,上面的麦格教授手里拿着几本书,还拿着魔杖,前方是被变成猫头鹰的高脚杯。„Ionlyheard that this year the Wizard's Cardcompetitionwas ahead of time?”Professor Sproutsaid. ShealsosimilarWizard's Card, likesimilarlyvery much.
“我刚听说今年巫师牌比赛提前了?”斯普劳特教授开口说。她也有一张类似的巫师牌,同样也很喜欢。After all, cannot be been manybyseal'sWizardonchocolatefrogcard.
毕竟,能被印在巧克力蛙卡片上的巫师可不多。„Do you have?”
“你们也有吗?”„Hogwarts'professorbasicallyagreed.”Professor Flitwickanswered, „whomdoes not haveto misssuchopportunity, was?”
“霍格沃茨的教授们基本上都同意了。”弗立维教授解释道,“没谁会错过这样的机会,是不是?”Has not waited forUmbridgeto reply, in the hallflies into110Owlsuddenly, includingseveraltowardteacherseatAccio, throw a bigpackagein the Umbridgefront.
没等乌姆里奇回答,大厅里突然飞进百十来只猫头鹰,其中有好几只朝着教师席飞来,将一个大包裹扔在乌姆里奇的面前。And, severalOwlare flapping the wingsto fallto the tableon, pushesmutually, wantingfirstto hand over the envelope, gave the disaster the Umbridgebreakfastwhile convenient.
其中,有几只猫头鹰拍着翅膀落到餐桌上,相互挤来挤去,想要第一个把信封交出去,顺带把乌姆里奇的早餐给祸害了。
The change on teacherseat, attracts the attention of belowstudentsquickly.
教师席位上的变化,很快吸引下方学生们的注意力。WhereUmbridgeattains the letterfromOwl, opens a lettertime, astonishingmatter happened.乌姆里奇从猫头鹰哪儿拿到信件,打开其中一封信件的时候,惊人的事情发生了。Thatletter and photogrewopened mouth, unexpectedlystartedto curse angrilyUmbridge, said how shefelt all rightinHogwartsholds the post ofprofessor, while convenientalsooneandscoldedDumbledore, thinks the schoolandMinistry of Magicdid thisareto the Hogwartsstudentwas irresponsible.
那封信像长了张嘴般,居然开始怒骂乌姆里奇,说她怎么好意思在霍格沃茨担任教授,顺带还把邓不利多给一并骂了,认为学校与魔法部这样做是对霍格沃茨学生的不负责。Naturally, Umbridgehas not waited forthatletterto read, gets angryto extractwand, thatletter/believesfiringashes.
当然,乌姆里奇没等那封信件念完,就黑着脸抽出魔杖,把那封信给烧成了灰烬。However, those whomakeUmbridgeangryis, underbreaks out a warm applauseunexpectedly.
然而,更让乌姆里奇愤怒的是,下方居然响起一阵热烈的掌声。WhenUmbridgeis in an uncontrollable rage, shediscoveredpanic-stricken,theseenvelopesstartto burnunexpectedly, seemsHowlerto be the same.
在乌姆里奇怒不可遏的时候,她就惊恐地发现,那些信封居然开始燃烧起来,就好像吼叫信一样。Naturally, some are an exceptionfrom the Ministry of Magic'sletter, Umbridgethatletterselectsafter the envelopepile, wieldsbeginsonwand, triedto explode these letter that burnt.
当然,某封来自魔法部的信件除外,乌姆里奇把那封信件从信封堆里挑出来后,挥动手上的魔杖,试图炸了那些正在燃烧的信件。Valleyluolt;/spangt;Surroundingprofessor felt not quite wonderful, movestowardsidein abundance, so as to avoid being affectedinnocently.
谷椤lt;/spangt;周围的教授们都感觉不太妙,纷纷往旁边挪,免得被无辜波及。In fact, theirapproachesare correct.
事实上,他们的做法非常正确。Thatseveralletters„bang——”, blasted outon the tabledirectly, jet blacksmogstartto spreadto the surroundings, coversthoroughlyUmbridge.
那几封信“嘭——”地一声,直接在桌上炸开了,一片漆黑的烟雾开始向周围蔓延,将乌姆里奇彻底笼罩进去。
The students who nexthave the breakfastuprightlyallbythisbeing shocked, were looking atshockingby the teacherseat that the blackfogcovers, severalprofessorare speakingvery quietly, gossipchatted the matter that was havinga moment ago.
下方正吃早饭的学生们全都被这一幕给惊呆了,震惊地望着被黑雾笼罩的教师席,就连几名教授都在窃窃私语地说话,八卦地聊着刚才发生的事情。
The blackfogvanishedquickly, Umbridgereappearsbefore the people, on her moon-face, is only left overoutsideyellowYahe the eyes, otherplaceswere rubbed a blacknessentirely, originallyslightlyvolumebrownsends, at this momentturns into the fluffyexplosive warhead.
黑雾很快就消失了,乌姆里奇重新出现在众人面前,她的那张圆脸上,只剩下黄牙和眼睛外,其余地方统统被刷上了一层漆黑,原本微卷的褐发,此刻更是变成蓬松的爆炸头。„Herhairstylemaybe really unique.”Shannaslightlycannotcheckshot a look atoppositeseveralpeople of one.
“她的发型可真别致。”珊娜微不可查地瞥了对面几人一眼。„It seems like, Umbridgedefinitelyoffendingruthlessly.”Angelinalooksveryexcited, recentlylooked atUmbridgeto be hapless, has becomeeveryone'sjoyfulsource.
“看来,乌姆里奇肯定把人给得罪狠了。”安吉丽娜看上去很兴奋,最近看乌姆里奇倒霉,已经成了大家快乐的源泉。In the hallresounds a talking in whisperssound, everyonewas discussing that is actually whoinwickedentireUmbridge.
大厅里响起一片窃窃私语声,大家都在讨论究竟是谁在恶整乌姆里奇。
The professoreyelidtwitchesis looking atowncolleague, far away from the table, laid aside the packageontableis shiveringunexpectedlyslightly.教授们眼皮抽搐地望着自己的同僚,纷纷远离餐桌,原先放置在桌上的包裹居然在微微颤抖。So long asa little brain, canguess correctly that in the packagedefinitelyis not the goodthing.
只要有点脑子,就能猜到包裹里肯定也不是什么好东西。Noprofessoris willingto attemptpersonally, the Umbridgedistressedappearance, isremindstothem, thesepractical jokerush tonewprofessorto go.
没有哪位教授愿意亲自尝试,乌姆里奇的狼狈模样,算是给他们提了个醒,这些恶作剧是奔着新任教授去的。
The nextquarter, packages„bang”, was exploded the heavendirectly, has a scareeveryone in hall.
下一刻,包裹“轰”的一声,直接被炸上天,将大厅里的所有人都吓了一跳。Peoplediscoveredpanic-stricken, in the packagegushes outmassivetoadsunexpectedly.
人们惊恐地发现,包裹里面居然涌出大量的癞蛤蟆。And some toadsjumpto the body of Umbridgeunexpectedly.
其中有部分癞蛤蟆居然跳到乌姆里奇的身上。
!
啊!
The scream of Umbridgeresounds through the skies.乌姆里奇的尖叫响彻云霄。„Thisflock of toadslook likelikeUmbridgevery much!”
“这群癞蛤蟆看来很喜欢乌姆里奇!”Albertis looking the toad that jumps over, liftshandonefinger/refers, changes the original conditionit, unexpectedlyis a picture of toadcutsfrom the newspaper.艾伯特望着蹦到自己脚下的癞蛤蟆,抬手一指,将其变回原状,竟是一张从报纸上剪下来的癞蛤蟆的照片。At this moment, Umbridgehad been submergedby the toadquickly, butwithoutwhomis willingto extend the aidtowardher.
此刻,乌姆里奇已经快被癞蛤蟆淹没了,但没谁愿意朝她伸出援手。Ineveryonethinks when practical jokewill soon end, in the hallresounded the Umbridgesoundsuddenly: „My name isUmbridge, isonly the pinktoad!”
就在大家以为恶作剧即将结束时,大厅里忽然响起了乌姆里奇的声音:“我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆!”„My name isUmbridge, isonly the pinktoad!”
“我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆!”„My name isUmbridge, isonly the pinktoad!”
“我叫乌姆里奇,是只粉色癞蛤蟆!”
The Umbridgesoundmade a soundthreetimes, Umbridge that as iftoconfirmthese words, was submergedby the toadsuddenly„pū”, Evanesco.乌姆里奇的声音足足响了三次,仿佛为了验证这句话般,被癞蛤蟆淹没的乌姆里奇忽然“噗”的一声,消失不见了。OriginallyUmbridgestand the place, presents a pinktoadimpressively.
原本乌姆里奇站着的地方,赫然出现一只粉色癞蛤蟆。Everyone in hallwas shockedonce again, theyhave not thoughtrespectedProfessor Umbridgeis in front oftheirto turn into a pinktoadunexpectedly.
大厅里的所有人又一次被惊呆了,他们从来没有想过敬爱的乌姆里奇教授居然当着他们的面变成一只粉色癞蛤蟆。God!
天啊!Thismatter seems like having a dream.
这件事就像是在做梦。„Reallylooked like!”
“实在太像了!”Alsodoes not know that iswhoopens the mouth, immediatelyobtainsoneto echo the sound.
也不知道是谁开了口,立刻得到一阵附和声。„Whosethisisidea, was too good!”
“这是谁出的主意,实在太棒了!”„Thatpersonabsolutelyis the talent.”
“那人绝对是天才。”„Patsquickly, whohas the camera, patsquickly.”
“快拍下来,谁有相机,快拍下来。”„Pū!”
“噗!”„ha ha ha!”
“哈哈哈!”„Icould not bear, ha ha ha!”
“我忍不住了,哈哈哈!”„Toowas really interesting, ha ha ha!”
“实在太有趣了,哈哈哈!”
„ It is not good, makingmefirstsmilea while, ha ha ha ha!
“不行,让我先笑一会儿,哈哈哈哈!
After somepeoplestarttakes the leadto smile, others finallyagaincannot hold.
有人开始领头笑起来后,其他人终于再也憋不住了。In the hallis floodinghappilylaughterimmediately.
大厅里顿时充斥着一片欢乐地笑声。Looksto turn intoUmbridge of pinktoad, Harrytopreventto have the slip in speech, towardmouthstopperseveralgrains of Calming Draught, but the corners of the mouth still could not stopto rise, whocould see that Harry Potter'sis happy.
看着变成粉色癞蛤蟆的乌姆里奇,哈利为了防止发生口误,往嘴里塞了好几粒镇定剂,但嘴角仍然止不住上扬,谁都看得出哈利·波特的心情非常好。RonandHermionetake the insider, naturallyknows the Umbridgeoutcomewhat's the matter, forwas not smiledbyoneself, suppressingto smileto suppress the whole bodyto be uncomfortable.罗恩与赫敏作为知情人,自然知道乌姆里奇究竟是怎么回事,为了不让自己笑出来,憋笑憋得浑身难受。Fred and Georgemaynot havesoto worry, two peopleput out a handto make an effortto whip the table, smilesextremelybadly.弗雷德与乔治可就没有这般顾虑了,两人伸手用力拍打桌子,笑得极其恶劣。„! It is not good, Ifelt that Iwas smiledquickly.”Finally, two peopleare the whole bodyworn out and achingsit down exhaustedweakon the chair.
“啊!不行了,我感觉自己快被笑死了。”最后,两人更是浑身酸软无力地瘫坐在椅子上。professorhave not prevented, has noprofessorto approachto helpUmbridgerelieveProtean Charm.
就连教授们都没阻止,更没有哪位教授主动上前帮乌姆里奇解除身上的变形咒。Iftonot maintainserious of professor, perhapsprofessoralsofollowedto smile.
如果不是为了保持教授的严肃,说不定教授们也跟着笑起来了。
The Professor McGonagallfacial skintwitches, as ifinhesitateswhethermusthelprelievemagic, butProfessor FlitwickandProfessor Sproutas ifdo not wantto break the happytime, afterProfessor McGonagalldiscussedshouldto search the package of studentswith the detector, after guaranteeingdoes not have the danger, gives the students the package.麦格教授脸皮抽搐,似乎在犹豫是否要帮忙解除魔法,但弗立维教授与斯普劳特教授似乎并不想让人打破美好的时刻,跟麦格教授讨论以后是不是应该让人用探测器检查学生们的包裹,确保没危险后再将包裹交给学生们。As forProfessor Snape, whensaw that pinktoadtowards oneselfjumps, the corner of the eyetwitchesslightly, hesuppressesis extractedwandbyhimself, enjoysfrontpinktoadstunning spell.
至于斯内普教授,在看到粉色癞蛤蟆朝自己蹦过来的时候,眼角微微抽搐,他强忍着不让自己抽出魔杖,赏面前的粉色癞蛤蟆一记昏迷咒。Holds upwandinSnape, prepareshelpsUmbridgerelieveProtean Charmtime, suddenlyhears„pū” a lightsound, thatpinktoadchanges the Umbridgeappearanceunexpectedly.
就在斯内普举起魔杖,准备帮乌姆里奇解除变形咒的时候,忽然听到“噗”的一声轻响,那只粉色癞蛤蟆居然重新变回乌姆里奇的模样。
......
只是……Umbridgepresentposturereally...... a littlespicyeye.乌姆里奇现在的姿势实在……有点辣眼睛。
Front looksshows the leapfrogpostureUmbridge, Snapehas a scare, in the futurewill draw backseveralsteps, almostknocks downbehindchair.
看着面前摆出蛙跳姿势的乌姆里奇,斯内普被吓了一跳,往后退了好几步,差点撞倒身后的椅子。Otherprofessor were also startleddumbfoundedlyby the posture of Umbridgespicyeye, theyput out a handto cover the mouthhastily, had not been smiledto make noisebyoneself.
其他教授也被乌姆里奇辣眼睛的姿势惊得目瞪口呆,他们连忙伸手捂住嘴巴,没让自己笑出声。
The studentsmaynot haveacting with constraint of professor, inseeingUmbridgeafter the leapfrogposture that in front ofSnape'sshows, pūsmilesto make noise, in the hallresoundsmerrylaughter.
学生们可没有教授们的矜持,在看到乌姆里奇在斯内普的面前摆出的蛙跳姿势后,噗的一声笑出声,大厅里响起一阵快活的笑声。Was tossed aboutoneUmbridgetwoto turnruthlesslysuddenly, poursinonepile of toads, fainteddirectly.
被狠狠折腾一番的乌姆里奇忽然两眼一翻,倒在一堆癞蛤蟆里,直接昏死了过去。„You......”
“你……”
The muscle on Snapefacepulls outcrazily, finallyProfessor Flitwickwieldswandto draw on the stretcher, putsonUmbridge the stretcher, sent toschoolhospitalto acceptMadam Pomfreyhealing.斯内普脸上的肌肉狂抽,最后还是弗立维教授挥动魔杖招来担架,把乌姆里奇放到担架上,送去了校医院接受庞弗雷夫人的治疗。However, professorfeltUmbridgeneedsis nothealing on body, butat heartonhealing.
不过,教授们都觉得乌姆里奇需要的不是身体上的治疗,而是心里上的治疗。professor are also talking in whispers the matter that the discussionhada moment ago, actuallythey are also very curiousarewhoare looking for the trouble of Umbridge.教授们也都在窃窃私语讨论刚才发生的事情,他们同样很好奇究竟是谁在找乌姆里奇的麻烦。Canachievethisdegree, arrangesclearWizard is not uncommonUmbridge.
能做到这种程度,把乌姆里奇安排得明明白白的巫师可不常见。„cough cough.”
“咳咳。”Professor McGonagallcoughslightly, hintseveryoneto helpclean up the aftermath.麦格教授轻咳一声,示意大家帮忙收拾一下残局。Preparesto wieldwandinProfessor McGonagall, holdsthesetoadstime, listens topū pū the soundone after another, that flock of toads of ground, turn intopicture that cutsunexpectedlycompletelyfrom the newspaper.
就在麦格教授准备挥动魔杖,抓住那些癞蛤蟆的时候,又听一连串噗噗声,地上的那群癞蛤蟆,居然全部变成一张张从报纸上剪下来的照片。Thispicturewas divided intothree, besides the Umbridgeleapfrogpicture, but also were many picture and Umbridge of pinktoadblack personpicture.
只是,这照片被一分为三,除乌姆里奇的蛙跳照片外,还多了粉色癞蛤蟆的照片与乌姆里奇的黑人照片。
The nextquarter, gusthas stroked, the picture of groundflutters abouteverywhere.
下一刻,一阵风拂过,地上的照片四处纷飞。
After manystudentsdiscover the marvelousplaces on thesepictures, picked a pictureto be used in the collection.
很多学生都发现那些照片上的奇妙之处后,纷纷捡了张照片用于收藏。Thisabsolutelyis the Umbridgeblackhistory.
这绝对是乌姆里奇的黑历史。„It is not good, Iwas almost smiled!”Lee Jordandoes not know where braves, the picture that picksfrom the groundwill distributeto the surroundinggoodpartners, saidgrinningly: „Icanaffirm,thismattercanmakepeoplediscussmanyyears.”
“不行了,我差点被笑死了!”李·乔丹不知道从哪儿冒出来,将从地上捡起来的照片分发给周围的好伙伴们,笑嘻嘻地对大家说:“我敢肯定,这事可以让人们议论很多年。”„Far more thanmanyyears.”Albertis watching the picture on hand, saidin a soft voice,„weshouldmake the Hogwarts'all previous generationsstudentallalways remember the Umbridgeheroic deeds.”
“何止好多年。”艾伯特看着手上的照片,轻声说,“我们应该让霍格沃茨的历代学生全铭记乌姆里奇的英勇事迹。”
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