Umbridgeturns into the event of pinktoadin the presence of everyone, makingherdegenerate into the Hogwarts'laughingstockthoroughly.乌姆里奇当众变成粉色癞蛤蟆的事件,让她彻底沦为霍格沃茨的笑料。
The students in schoolalwayscollectdiscussedtogether is actually whogivesUmbridgeto sendtheseto have the letter of insultingcurse.
学校的学生们总凑一块讨论究竟是谁给乌姆里奇寄那些带有侮辱性诅咒的信件。However, asDefence Against the Dark Artsprofessor, unexpectedlywas played jokes uponbypractical joketrapruthlessly, making one have the questionto the Umbridgeability.
不过,身为黑魔法防御教授,居然被恶作剧陷阱狠狠戏耍一番,让人不禁对乌姆里奇的能力产生质疑。
Since pinktoadevent, wheneverUmbridgepasses throughfrom the corridor, talking in whisperssound that can always hear the surroundingstudent.
自从粉色癞蛤蟆事件后,每当乌姆里奇从走廊上经过,总能听到周围学生的窃窃私语声。Especiallysome time ago, someboldGryffindorstudent, took the picture that previoustimeis pickingunexpectedly, directstoward the back that Umbridgedeparted, successfullyhad the honor to receive the Umbridgeconfinementmealforoneself.
特别是不久前,某位胆大包天的格兰芬多学生,竟拿着上次捡到的照片,朝着乌姆里奇离去的背影指指点点,成功为自己荣获乌姆里奇的禁闭套餐。After the whole bodytrembles the picturetears into shreds, Umbridgethenrealized that in the book bag of Hogwartsstudents, possiblyhasherpicture.
在浑身发抖地将照片撕碎后,乌姆里奇便意识到霍格沃茨学生们的书包里,都可能藏有她的照片。In order tosaveownimage, UmbridgethroughEducational Decree, banning the Hogwarts'studenthavingherpicture.
为了挽救自己的形象,乌姆里奇通过教育令,禁止霍格沃茨的学生持有她的照片。Inhistory one of the mostmarvelEducational Decreeis born.
史上最奇葩的教育令之一就此诞生。WhyeveryonesurpriseMinistry of MagiccansuccessfullypasssuchEducational Decree.
大家都很诧异魔法部为何能成功通过这样的教育令。However, Umbridge is still not ableto recoverownimage, the schoolstudentsto„Umbridgearepinktoad” the impressionis profound.
然而,乌姆里奇仍然无法挽回自己的形象,全校学生都对“乌姆里奇是粉色癞蛤蟆”的印象深刻。Umbridgehatesto turn into the pinktoadherextremely the fellow, at presenthas lockedseveralsuspects: Albert Anderson, Harry PotterandAlbus Dumbledore.乌姆里奇极恨将她变成粉色癞蛤蟆的家伙,目前已锁定好几名嫌疑人:艾伯特·安德森、哈利·波特与阿不思·邓布利多。Albertis the topsuspect, is completely becausecanput in orderherWizard is not manythrough the letterwickedly, Alberthasthisabilityby chance . Moreover the GryffindorSeventh Yearcollectivegives up the Defence Against the Dark Artsclass, Umbridgedoes not believewithAlbert are not related.艾伯特之所以是头号嫌疑人,完全是因为能通过信件恶整她的巫师不多,艾伯特恰巧有这能力,而且格兰芬多七年级集体放弃黑魔法防御课,乌姆里奇不信跟艾伯特没关系。Harry Pottermosthatesherperson, thisUmbridge is very at heart clear. Harry Potterwantsto retaliateher, Umbridgeis not accidental/surprised, butHarry Potternotthisability, althoughcannotremovehimto find the personto help.哈利·波特则是最恨她的人,这点乌姆里奇心里很清楚。哈利·波特想报复她,乌姆里奇一点都不意外,但哈利·波特没这能力,虽然不能排除他找人帮忙。
The Dumbledore'sprobabilityinsteadislowest, butUmbridgebelieves that thisHeadmasterhas seen throughownidea, mighttryto preventhergraduallyto control the school.邓布利多的概率反而是最低的,但乌姆里奇相信这位校长已经看穿了自己的想法,有可能会试图阻止她逐渐控制学校。Naturally, a Umbridgepointdoes not care aboutthreepeopleoneandtidying up!
当然,乌姆里奇一点都不在意把三人一并给收拾掉!Verypitifully, shehas no wayto achieve wishesnow.
很可惜,她现在没法如愿以偿。AfterUmbridgedegenerates into the laughingstock, sheis slidingin the Hogwarts'prestigerapidly, no oneis serioushertruly. Whatworseis, the previousthatmattermade a badstart, every dayhas the Owlletterto fly into the hall, sends outvariousvulgarspoken languages that insultedUmbridge.
在乌姆里奇沦为笑料后,她在霍格沃茨的威信正在急速下滑,再也没人真正把她当回事。更糟糕的是,上次那件事开了个坏头,每天都有猫头鹰信件飞进大厅,发出各种辱骂乌姆里奇的粗鄙言语。SomepeopleevengiveUmbridgeto executeconfundus charmsecretly, letsher, whenenters the Defence Against the Dark Artsclassroom, turninginlayinghitson the doorframe, finallyalsocontent of attending classmessing up.
有人甚至偷偷给乌姆里奇施混淆咒,让她在进入黑魔法防御教室的时候,拐错边一头撞到门框上,最后还把上课的内容给搞混了。Everyoneputs the blame on the unluckymatter that Umbridgeencountersin the curse of Defence Against the Dark Artsprofessor, evenstartsto discuss when shewill resignto get the hell out, doing the Umbridgeincomparablefireis big.
大家都将乌姆里奇遭遇的倒霉事归咎于黑魔法防御教授的诅咒上,甚至都开始讨论她什么时候会辞职滚蛋,搞得乌姆里奇无比火大。Umbridgeknowsoneselfmuststrengthenin the Hogwarts'authority, practical joke that otherwisethesecometowardherwill never stop.乌姆里奇知道自己必须重新加强在霍格沃茨的权威,否则那些朝她而来的恶作剧永远都不会停止。Especially after was turned into the pinktoad, Umbridgecanfeel the studentclearlytoherawelarge scalereduction, thisis not the goodnews.
特别是被人变成粉色癞蛤蟆后,乌姆里奇能清楚感受到学生对她的敬畏大幅度减少,这可不是什么好消息。Oncelosesdreads, herprofessortitle, the Ministry of Magic's Undersecretarytitlewill lose the deterrent force, when the time comesis seriousherno one, will also havemorepractical joketowardherAccio.
一旦失去畏惧,她的教授头衔,魔法部副部长的头衔都将失去威慑力,到时候将没人把她当一回事,还会有更多恶作剧朝她飞来。Umbridgehas toobtain the contactwithFudge, the plan of High Inquisitorwill be ahead of time, tohelphergraspsHogwarts, Fudgehas compliedto coordinateherto issueEducational Decree, andeliminatesseveralHogwartsprofessor, exchanges the person on one's own side.乌姆里奇不得不跟福吉取得联络,将原本高级调查官的计划提前,为了帮助她掌握霍格沃茨,福吉已经答应配合她这边发布教育令,并且淘汰几位霍格沃茨教授,换上自己人。Only, Umbridgestartsto feelto have more desire than energy, sheneedssomehelpersto helphimcontrolHogwarts, needmoreassistantshelpsrepress the resistance of Hogwartsstudents.
单凭自己一人,乌姆里奇开始感觉心有余而力不足,她需要一些帮手来帮他控制霍格沃茨,需要更多助手帮忙弹压霍格沃茨学生们的反抗。Daresto provokeherthese, clutchesto the student of herpractical joke, making the opposite partyregretfor a lifetime.
将那些胆敢挑衅她,对她恶作剧的学生揪出来,让对方后悔一辈子。Ministry of Magicthrough the educational method, promulgatesnewEducational Decree, causingUmbridgebecomesHogwarts'High Inquisitor.魔法部又通过教育法,颁布新的教育令,使得乌姆里奇成为霍格沃茨的高级调查官。Thisbignews,
这一重大消息,Firstappearsin the «Daily Prophet»front page, andhad the support of successful personLucius Malfoy. BesidesMalfoy, several„noble”purebloodWizardextendedwelcomefor the Ministry of Magic'seducational reform, whathoweverwas marvelous, thesefellowsprobablywereDeath Eater that inpreviousWizarding Warescapesby luck.
第一时间就出现在《预言家日报》的头版上,并且得到了成功人士卢修斯·马尔福的支持。除马尔福外,还有几个“高贵”的纯血巫师都对魔法部的教育改革表示欢迎,然而奇妙的是,这些家伙好像都是上次巫师战争中侥幸逃过一劫的食死徒。It is saidsaw that thisnewspaperSiriussmilesto make noiseat the scene, as ifpreparesto discuss the Ministry of Magic'seducational reformto have the great support of Death Eateronnewestedition of 《Defense Bulletin》publicly.
据说看到这份报纸的小天狼星当场笑出声,似乎准备在最新一版的《防御快报》上公开谈论魔法部的教育改革得到食死徒的大力支持。„Aren't youas if accidental?”
“你似乎一点都不意外?”Georgeputs down the newspaper, looks that the bodysideis flipping through the brickbookAlbert.乔治放下报纸,看着身侧正翻砖头书的艾伯特。„Very normal, the Umbridgepower and influenceoriginatesfromMinistry of Magic, rather thanherstrength.”Albert not saltydid not saypale,„presentUmbridgebecame the Hogwarts'laughingstock, ifshewantsto tryto reverseall these, needsto adopt the coercive policyto the Hogwarts'studentinevitably, firstmakesthemshut up, thencoercesthemin order todemonstrate the Ministry of Magic'sauthority, brings back the initiative.”
“很正常,乌姆里奇的权势来源于魔法部,而非她本人的实力。”艾伯特不咸不淡地说,“如今的乌姆里奇成了霍格沃茨的笑料,如果她想要试图扭转这一切,势必需要对霍格沃茨的学生采取高压政策,先让他们闭嘴,再压服他们以便展现魔法部的权威,重新拿回主动权。”„Youas ifdo not care.”
“你似乎不在意。”GeorgedetectedkeenlyAlbert seems to be gladto seevery muchthismatterhappens.乔治敏锐地察觉艾伯特似乎很乐意见到这种事发生。„Perhaps, Umbridgewill be ordinarylikeLockharttomorrow, the cursedimpel, lay downforeverSt Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.”Albertdid not liftwas saying made one unable to feel the mind the words.
“也许,乌姆里奇明天就像洛哈特一般,受到诅咒的感召,永远躺进圣芒戈魔法伤病医院。”艾伯特头也不抬地说着让人摸不着头脑的话。So long asAlbertwants, Umbridgecompletelypossiblybecause of the curse of Defence Against the Dark Artsprofessor, not carefulfalls itselfSt Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
只要艾伯特愿意的话,乌姆里奇完全可能因黑魔法防御教授的诅咒,不小心把自己摔进圣芒戈魔法伤病医院。„Umbridgebrightnaivewill not fall itselfhospital!”Georgeaskedlow voice.
“乌姆里奇不会明天真把自己摔进医院吧!”乔治小声问道。„Thatiseveryone'shappysource.”Albertchanges the pageslowly, saidleisurely,„Iwill not have a joke backfireto disturbeveryoneto enjoy the rarehappiness.”
“那可是大家欢乐的源泉。”艾伯特慢慢翻动书页,慢条斯理地说,“我可不会自讨没趣打搅大家享受难得的欢乐。”„Youthought that Umbridgewill succeed?”Fredinterruptedto ask.
“你觉得乌姆里奇会成功吗?”弗雷德插嘴问道。„Very difficult, butIanticipatedvery muchshesuchdoes.” The corners of the mouth of Albertbring backslightly, „Umbridgewill definitely attemptto strengthentoHogwarts'controls, Ithink that shewill dismissseveralprofessorto strengthenoneselfauthorityprobably.”
“很难,但我很期待她那样做。”艾伯特的嘴角微微勾起,“乌姆里奇肯定会尝试加强对霍格沃茨的控制,我想她大概会开除几个教授来加强自己的权威。”„Youthought that whomUmbridgewill dismiss?”Hermionedoes not know where braves, in the handtakesDaily Prophet, obviouslyhas read a newspaper the front-page news on paper.
“你觉得乌姆里奇会开除谁?”赫敏不知道从哪儿冒出来,手里拿着一份预言家日报,显然已经看完报纸上的头条新闻了。„Didn't youguess correctly?”WhereAlbertreceived the newspaperfromFred.
“你不是猜到了吗?”艾伯特从弗雷德哪儿接过报纸。„Hagrid?”
“海格?”Hermionelooks upon the teacherseatto eat the thingcautiouslyUmbridge, on the facehas the dislike of not being able to be concealing.赫敏抬头望着教师席上正小心翼翼吃东西的乌姆里奇,脸上带着掩饰不住的厌恶。Thismatter is actually not difficultto guess, becauseMinistry of Magichas displayedto be malicioustoHagrid'son«Daily Prophet»explicitly.
这事其实不难猜,因为魔法部已经在《预言家日报》上明确表现出对海格的恶意了。„Right, as we all know, Hagridis the Professor Dumbledorefaithfulsupporter, ifMinistry of Magicpreparesto look forDumbledoreto be troublesome, startsfromhispersonwithout doubtis a great idea.” One side Albertcloses the newspaperto place, speculates saying that „, but, Hagridnotinschool, thereforefirstdismissedprofessor, eight partscanbedivinationclassSybill Trelawneyprofessor.”
“对,大家都知道,海格是邓布利多教授的忠实拥护者,如果魔法部准备找邓布利多麻烦,从他身边的人下手无疑是一个好主意。”艾伯特合上报纸放在一边,推测道,“不过,海格不在学校,所以第一个被开除的教授,八成会是占卜课的西比尔·特里劳妮教授。”Fred and Georgelooks at each othermutually, saidwith one voice: „Oldswindler.”弗雷德与乔治相互对视,齐声说:“老骗子。”„Is reasonable, the oldswindlerdeceives the acrobatics of person, it is estimated thathas no wayto deceiveUmbridge, eight partswill become the object who Umbridgesets up the prestige.”Lee Jordanalsothought that thispossibilityis extremely high, hepreparesto disseminate the newslater, said that Umbridgepreparesto dismiss the oldswindlerto give a Professor Dumbledoredemonstration of authority.
“有道理,老骗子糊弄人的把戏,估计没法糊弄住乌姆里奇,八成会成为乌姆里奇立威的对象。”李·乔丹也觉得这个可能性极高,他待会准备去散播消息,就说乌姆里奇准备开除老骗子给邓布利多教授一个下马威。Somematters, were exposedbeforedoing, no mattercontentreal, everyonewill have the tendency of first impressions are most lasting. No matter how Umbridgeexplaineduselessly, everyonewill think that thiswasUmbridgeis doing the matterintentionally, is givingProfessor Dumbledoredemonstration of authority.
有些事,在做之前就被人点破,不管内容是不是真的,大家都会有先入为主的倾向。不管乌姆里奇怎么解释都没用,大家都会觉得这是乌姆里奇在故意搞事,在给邓布利多教授下马威。„Youthought that whatmakes the oldswindlermaketo predictappropriately?”
“你觉得让老骗子做什么预言合适?”Georgealsoplannedaddsto stop upobviouslytoUmbridge, recentlythismattertheyoftendid, moreoveris even more adept, does not leave behind the flaweasily.乔治显然也打算给乌姆里奇添堵,最近这种事情他们经常做,而且越发娴熟,不容易留下破绽。„Was dismissedbyUmbridge.”Albertspeculatesto say.
“被乌姆里奇开除。”艾伯特推测道。„Toowas really wonderful, the oldswindlerpredictedoneselfwill be dismissed, ifshewere dismissedbyUmbridge, thisdid not explainherpredictionreal.” The Fredeyesonebrightly, askedcuriously,„youthoughthowUmbridgewill choose?”
“实在太妙了,老骗子预言自己会被开除,如果她被乌姆里奇开除,这不就说明她的预言成真了。”弗雷德双眼一亮,好奇地问,“你觉得乌姆里奇会怎么选择?”„Will dismissProfessor Trelawneyprobably.”Albertdoes not startwithProfessor TrelawneytoUmbridgeaccidentally/surprisingly, „, but, Professor Trelawneyshouldnot be expelled the castle.”
“大概还是会开除特里劳妮教授。”艾伯特对乌姆里奇拿特里劳妮教授下手一点都不意外,“不过,特里劳妮教授应该不会被赶出城堡。”„Is thisyourprediction?”Hermioneis looking atAlbertsurprisedly.
“这是你的预言?”赫敏惊讶地望着艾伯特。„No, thisis onlymyspeculation.”
“不,这只是我的推测。”Albertbelieves that Professor Dumbledorewill not makeProfessor TrelawneyleaveHogwarts, whomadehermakethatabout the Voldemort'sprediction.艾伯特相信邓布利多教授不会让特里劳妮教授离开霍格沃茨,谁让她做了那个关于伏地魔的预言呢。Valleyfult;/spangt;„Right, thatmatter didn't youreallyconsider?”Hermionelowers the soundto ask.
谷筟lt;/spangt;“对了,那件事你真的不考虑一下吗?”赫敏压低声音问道。„Ireallyhave no free time.”Albertrejectedagain, „youcanlook forBlackor the Professor Lupinexperience. If the result, thesenotescompleteshouldbe ableto helpyouobtain the goodresult.”
“我真的没空。”艾伯特再次拒绝了,“你们可以找布莱克或卢平教授经验。如果是成绩的话,那些笔记学完应该可以让你获得不错的成绩。”„That...... can youprovide a suggestiontouswhen the time comes?”Hermionea littleloses, sheactuallyhopesAlbertcanteachthempersonallyDefence Against the Dark Arts.
“那……到时候你可以给我们提供点建议吗?”赫敏有点失落,她其实更希望艾伯特能亲自教他们黑魔法防御。So long asthere isAlbert, manystudentswill join the club, likeprevioustimeDefense Association.
只要有艾伯特在,很多学生都会加入俱乐部,就像上次的防御协会。„This...... looks at the situationwhen the time comes!”
“这个……到时候看情况吧!”Alberthas not compliedimmediately, hethought that makesFred and Georgeteachthem the Defence Against the Dark Artsestimatealsoto have more than enough to spare, butthatiswrecks the Potter'seventobviously.艾伯特没立刻答应,他觉得让弗雷德与乔治去教他们黑魔法防御估计也绰绰有余,但那显然是去砸波特的场子。Boy-Who-LivedPotteralsoneedsonegroup of supporters.救世主波特也需要一群拥护者。„The Hermione'sambitionis very big, as to organizeeveryone.”Georgelooked at the back that Hermioneis departing saying that „formedDefense Associationto resistUmbridge.”
“赫敏的野心很大,似乎想把大家组织起来。”乔治望着赫敏离去的背影说,“重新组建防御协会对抗乌姆里奇。”„Eh, sheprobablybyUmbridgebeing wild with rage.”Albertshrugged saying that „wherehad the oppression, whichhad the resistance.”
“额,她大概是被乌姆里奇给气疯了。”艾伯特耸了耸肩说,“哪儿有压迫,哪儿就有反抗。”„Ifeelthisto be ableunder the attempt.”Fredinterrupted, „shouldbe ableto win overmorepeopleto resistUmbridge.”
“我觉得这个可以尝试下。”弗雷德插嘴道,“应该可以拉拢更多人对抗乌姆里奇。”„Makesthemmake.”Albertsaidwith something else in mind,„when the time comestakes awaymyDefence Against the Dark Artsnew booktothem, aboverecordedmanypracticalmagic.”
“让他们自己去弄吧。”艾伯特不以为然地说,“到时候把我的黑魔法防御新书拿去给他们,上面记载了不少实用的魔法。”„Whoteachesthem?” The Fredexpressionaskedstrangely.
“谁去教他们?”弗雷德表情古怪地问。„Shouldnot bewe!”Georgeadded.
“该不会是我们吧!”乔治补充道。„Doesn't haveHarry Potter?” The Albertremindersaid.
“不是还有哈利·波特吗?”艾伯特提醒道。„Alwaysthought that youthinkpitHarry.”Fredmuttered.
“总觉得你想坑哈利。”弗雷德喃喃道。„Whatmypit does Pottermake?”
“我坑波特做什么?”„Yourthisfellowa lot ofdirty tricks.”Lee Jordanmuttered.
“你这家伙一肚子坏水。”李·乔丹咕哝道。„What to do do youfeel the matter of oldswindler should?”Georgepulls back the topichastily.
“你觉得老骗子的事该怎么办?”乔治连忙把话题拉回来。„Very simple, makingTrelawneyknowoneselfwill be dismissedis good.”Albertsaidwithout hesitation: „Makesherpredictwhile convenientUmbridgewill get the hell outfromHogwartsdistressedly, andpredicted that Umbridgewill dieinAzkaban Prison.”
“很简单,让特里劳妮知道自己会被开除就好了。”艾伯特不假思索道:“让她顺便预言乌姆里奇会狼狈从霍格沃茨滚蛋,并且预言乌姆里奇将会死在阿兹卡班监狱。”„So long asthreepredictionscome trueone by one, Iwill think the expression on Umbridgeface is very probably splendid!” The method of FredtoAlbertsomenewunderstanding, „matter that moreover, thesepredictions can definitely have.”
“只要三个预言逐一实现,我想乌姆里奇脸上的表情大概会很精彩吧!”弗雷德对艾伯特的手段又有了新的认识,“而且,这些预言还是必然会发生的事情。”„Will Umbridgereally enterAzkaban Prison?”Georgecares aboutthisissue.
“乌姆里奇真的会进阿兹卡班监狱吗?”乔治更在意这个问题。„Meeting, after You-Know-Whodownfall, shewent inprobably.”Albertsaidcalmly.
“会的,等神秘人倒台后,她大概就进去了。”艾伯特平静地说。„Does shesupportYou-Know-Who?”
“她支持神秘人?”Threepeopleare surprised, butquickfelt relaxed, Umbridgewithout doubtis not the good person, according to the prediction of Albert, Ministry of Magicwill fall from powerseveral years later, when the time comesYou-Know-Whowill controlMinistry of Magic, Umbridgeturns toYou-Know-Who seems not the strangematter.
三人都非常吃惊,但很快就释然了,乌姆里奇无疑不是什么好人,按照艾伯特的预言,魔法部再过几年就倒台了,到时候神秘人会控制魔法部,乌姆里奇投靠神秘人似乎也不是什么奇怪的事情。Naturally, shut inAzkabancompared withUmbridge, Georgecares aboutin the Albertprediction, matter that You-Know-Whocanbe defeated.
当然,比起乌姆里奇被关进阿兹卡班,乔治更在意艾伯特预言中,神秘人会失败的事情。Thiswithout doubtis a goodnews.
这无疑是个好消息。WhentheyleaveGreat Halltime, discovered that managerFilchis hangingnewEducational Decreeon the noticewall, everyonetodirection.
等他们离开礼堂的时候,发现管理员费尔奇正在把新的教育令挂在布告墙上,大家都对着指指点点。„Forbidsamong the female and male students the distanceto be smaller thansixinches?” The Lee Jordanexpressionsaidstrangely,„thisdeterminationis notbecause is too alone long, can not exposed toothersbe in love?”
“禁止男女生之间距离小于六英寸?”李乔丹表情古怪地说,“这确定不是因为单身太久,见不得别人谈恋爱?”„Anotheris more laughable, unexpectedlyforbidsexploding bonbons?”Fredspits the mortise, „why do Ieat a candyalso to be forbidden?”
“另一个更可笑,居然禁止爆炸夹心软糖?”弗雷德吐槽道,“凭什么我吃个软糖也要被禁止?”„Is difficultto be inadequatesheto be blasted a toothbyexploding bonbons?”
“难不成她被爆炸夹心软糖炸掉一颗牙齿?”Actually, theydo not know,exploding bonbonswas forbidden, is completely the Peevespot, thisfellowusesAlbertspecially-madeexploding bonbons, almostUmbridgeexplodingheaven.
其实,他们不知道,爆炸夹心软糖被禁止,完全是皮皮鬼的锅,这家伙使用艾伯特特制的爆炸夹心软糖,差点把乌姆里奇给炸上天。Looks atEducational Decree on noticewall, everyoneknows that Hogwartschanged, becomesincomparablyabsurd, butthe one whobrings aboutthesechangesisthatwomannamedUmbridge.
看着布告墙上的教育令,大家都知道霍格沃茨变了,变得无比荒唐,而带来这些变化的是那个叫乌姆里奇的女人。„Ihave the premonition, herequickwill hang all overMinistry of Magic'sEducational Decree.”Albertsaidcalmly: „Perhaps, thiswalldid not haveenoughpositionto setto hangwhen the time comes.”
“我有预感,这里很快就会挂满魔法部的教育令。”艾伯特平静地说:“也许,这面墙到时候就没有足够地位置挂了。”„Toowas really shameless, Imustpatit, when the time comesmakes intoWizard's Card.”Lee Jordanmuttered.
“实在太无耻了,我一定要把它拍下来,到时候弄成巫师牌。”李·乔丹咕哝道。
After severalpeopleget out of the way, Fred, GeorgeandLee Jordanwere discussing that mustlook for an opportunitydestroyingtheseEducational Decree.
几人走开后,弗雷德、乔治与李乔丹都在讨论要不要找个机会把那些教育令给毁了。„Useless, when the time comesshemadeFilchhangto be good.”Albertshook the headto rejectthreepeople of far-fetchedplans: „Moreover, needsto makeeveryonefeel the pressure, wheneveryonedislikesher, revolts againsthertime, Hogwartswill welcomein history the happiesttime. However, youcanincrease a pressure on her, picks up the Ministry of MagicEducational Decreeissuespeed.”
“没用的,到时候她重新让费尔奇挂上去就好了。”艾伯特摇头否决了三人不靠谱的计划:“而且,需要让大家感受一下压力,当所有人都讨厌她,反抗她的时候,霍格沃茨才会迎来有史以来最欢乐的时代。不过,你们可以给她增加点压力,加快魔法部教育令的发布速度。”„Youcanspendto makeMundungus Fletcherfindvariouspeopleto sendHowlertoUmbridge.”Albertspoke thoughtlessly: „Canset aside a sum of moneyto useonUmbridgespecially, is usedto demonstrateyourjokeitemwhile convenient, definitelyis when the time comes better than whatadvertisementeffectivethisidea, perhaps the pinktoadcanhaveEducational Decree that forbidsredHowler.”
“你们可以花钱让蒙顿格斯·弗莱奇找各种人给乌姆里奇寄吼叫信。”艾伯特随口说:“可以专门划分出一笔钱用在乌姆里奇身上,顺便用来展示一下你们的玩笑道具,到时候肯定比什么广告都管用这主意不错,说不定粉色癞蛤蟆会出个禁止红色吼叫信的教育令。”Threepeopleexceptionallyare stimulated, especiallyhasAlberthelpsoffer advice, theirplans are very always smooth.
三人都异常亢奋,特别是有艾伯特帮忙出主意的时候,他们的计划总是特别顺利。Becausethere is a help of Albert, Hogwartspresented a strangevomitivecandyquickly, the appearance of thatcandyimpressivelyisUmbridge of top of the headtoad.
由于有了艾伯特的帮助,霍格沃茨很快就出现了一款奇怪的呕吐软糖,那软糖的模样赫然是头顶癞蛤蟆的乌姆里奇。So long aseats, producesimmediatelyintenselyretchesimpulsive.
只要吃下去,就会立刻产生强烈的干呕冲动。Suddenly, thiscandyis welcomed bygeneralHogwartsstudentunexpectedly.
一时间,这款软糖居然受到广大霍格沃茨学生的欢迎。Therefore, Umbridgecansee that frequentlymanystudentsare retchingtoward the ground, no matteron the road, isin the classroom, sheeventalked withseveralnewcomers, buthad not found the specificreason.
于是,乌姆里奇就经常可以看到很多学生都在朝着地上干呕,不管是路上,还是课堂上,她甚至约谈了好几名低年级学生,但始终没找到具体原因。Therefore, HogwartsemitsnewEducational Decreequickly: Forbids the studentretcheson the corridorsorotherplaces.
于是,霍格沃茨很快又冒出新的教育令:禁止学生在走廊上或其他地方干呕。Verymarvel!
很奇葩!Butsaw that thisnewEducational DecreeFred, GeorgeandLee Jordansmiledhappily!
但看到这个新的教育令的弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹笑得更欢乐了!„Youthought how weshouldletUmbridge《Defense Bulletin》andWizard's Lookoutbanning.”
“你觉得我们该怎么让乌姆里奇把《防御快报》与巫师瞭望站给禁了。”„Thiseasy, canfind the personto look likeUmbridgedivulging.”
“这容易,可以找人去像乌姆里奇泄露。”„Everyoneneeds the commonsecret!”
“大家需要共同的秘密!”„When the time comesUmbridgewill definitely be terribly suspicious and fearfulandlook around, definitelybecomesveryinteresting.”
“到时候乌姆里奇肯定会疑神疑鬼、四处搜寻,肯定会变得很有意思。”„Has the student of 《Defense Bulletin》magazineto be dismissed?”
“持有《防御快报》杂志的学生将被开除?”„IfwetowardSlytherinstudentbook bag《Defense Bulletin》, howUmbridgewill handlethismatterwhen the time comes.”
“如果我们往斯莱特林学生书包里塞一本《防御快报》,到时候乌姆里奇会怎么处理这件事。”„Closes the confinement? Dismissal?”
“关禁闭?还是开除?”„Will only pretendto close the confinementprobably, Umbridgeis winning overSlytherin.”
“大概只会假装关禁闭,乌姆里奇正在拉拢斯莱特林。”„Unfairgood, thisis more interesting.”
“不公平好啊,这样才更有意思。”
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