DLAT :: Volume #6 Volume 6

#1010: The song of toad


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Listens to three people of entire process that mentioned DA establishment, Albert is actually not accidental/surprised, Harry and Hermione came under his influence, wanted mature many, in addition Umbridge and Ministry of Magic compared with the original works in successfully gives everyone to draw the foot hatred, DA can play the major role, taught that excelled at the Defence Against the Dark Arts student. 听三人说起“DA”成立的整个过程,艾伯特倒是没太意外,哈利赫敏都受到他的影响,比原著中要成熟不少,外加乌姆里奇魔法部成功给大家拉足仇恨,想必“DA”能发挥出更大作用,教导出更多擅长黑魔法防御的学生。 Only the one who makes Albert accidental/surprised is Hermione to " A Guide to Self-Protection » attaching great importance to degree. 唯一让艾伯特意外的是赫敏对《自卫指南》的重视程度。 To be honest, «A Guide to Self-Protection» is the draft of Albert at first writing, behind he after Defence Against the Dark Arts further, then revises to the manuscript. 说实话,《自卫指南》算是艾伯特最初撰写的稿子,后面他本人在黑魔法防御上更进一步后,便对稿件重新修改。 Now Izabel still reorganizes in the help, but the thing that «A Guide to Self-Protection» actually also stemming from the suggestion of Izabel, abandons in the manuscript that revises in these, with the Izabel original words: This looks. 如今伊泽贝尔还在帮忙整理,而《自卫指南》其实也是出于伊泽贝尔的建议,在那些废弃的稿件上修改出来的玩意,用伊泽贝尔的原话来说:这才是给人看的。 „Can Wizard's Card Club suspend?” 巫师牌俱乐部要暂停了?” Hears the Albert words, the Lee Jordan whole face intertwines. Although on the day has expected will have, but never expected to come on this day unexpectedly early, just began school also less than one month! 听到艾伯特的话,李·乔丹满脸纠结。虽说早就料到会有这一天,但是没想到这天居然会来得这么早,刚开学还不到一个月啊! „The competition has ended in any case smoothly.” “反正比赛已经顺利落幕了。” Albert to suspending Wizard's Card Club does not care completely, in any case all these are the mistakes of toad, must complain that looks for Umbridge. 艾伯特对暂停巫师牌俱乐部完全不在意,反正这一切都是癞蛤蟆的错,要抱怨就去找乌姆里奇吧。 Right, is the Umbridge mistake. 没错,都是乌姆里奇的错。 Albert is helping Umbridge draw the foot the hatred slowly, when his very curious Hogwarts' student will not actually be able to withstand the oppression of Umbridge, erupts thoroughly in the silence. 艾伯特在慢慢帮乌姆里奇把仇恨拉足,他其实很好奇霍格沃茨的学生何时会承受不住乌姆里奇的压迫,在沉默中彻底爆发出来。 I also think that you will distort the memory of toad.” Some Fred and George differences, they know that Albert definitely does not mind under the evil behind-the-scenes manipulator to Umbridge. “我还以为你会篡改癞蛤蟆的记忆。”弗雷德与乔治都有些差异,他们知道艾伯特肯定不介意对乌姆里奇下黑手。 You really think that the toad will easily yield?” “你们真认为癞蛤蟆会轻易让步?” You were say......” “你是说……” Umbridge is typical I can bully you.” Albert sneers saying that as standing in the uppermost layer of law, no matter said that anything is right, wants to ask you to trouble casually can find one pile of excuses, therefore treats these people, should not be reasonable to them, must display own advantage, but our advantages are......” 乌姆里奇是典型的我能欺负你。”艾伯特冷笑道,“作为站在法律的最上层,不管说什么都是对的,想找你麻烦随便就能找到一堆借口,所以对待这些人,不要跟他们讲道理,要发挥自己的优势,而我们的优势是……” What is?” Three people all stare the big eye. “是什么?”三人全都瞪大眼睛。 Our fists are harder than Umbridge, therefore this reason us.” The Albert change page, said calmly, „, when she unreasonable, we can make her come according to our truth with the fist.” “我们的拳头比乌姆里奇硬,所以这道理由我们来讲。”艾伯特翻动书页,平静地说,“当她不讲道理的时候,我们可以用拳头让她按我们的道理来。” Three people look at each other in blank dismay, felt that this view is very novel, Umbridge does not want the reasonable person without a doubt, but they cannot let the person to bully. 三人面面相觑,感觉这种说法很新奇,乌姆里奇毫无疑问并不是愿意讲道理的人,但他们也不是可以任人欺负的。 False Memory cannot do extremely, otherwise is easy to leave behind the flaw.” Albert continues to glance through the books in hand. 篡改记忆并不能做得太过,否则容易留下破绽。”艾伯特继续翻阅手里的书籍。 Reading Maniac Quest is about to complete. 阅读狂魔”的任务已经快完成了。 To be honest, he does not report the too big expectation to this Quest reward now. 老实说,他现在对这任务奖励不报太大的期望。 The books that these years read are obviously more than Reading Maniac reward, but spent after all for seven years, if not take the Quest reward always felt that owes greatly. 这些年看的书籍显然比阅读狂魔本身的奖励还要多,但终归是花了七年的时间,如果不把任务奖励弄到手总感觉巨亏。 You thought how we should do.” George muttered. “你觉得我们应该怎么做。”乔治咕哝道。 Toad purely was too idle, had the time and energy looks for everyone's trouble.” Albert looks, sat Tom in books, putting out a hand flexure the chin of fat cat, said to three people, you can look for a matter to do to her, making her bustle about.” “癞蛤蟆纯粹就是太闲了,才有时间与精力去找大家的麻烦。”艾伯特看着走过来,一屁股坐在书本上的汤姆,伸手挠了挠肥猫的下巴,对三人说,“你们可以给她找点事情做,让她忙碌起来。” Likes doing the three people of groups of matter to look at each other in blank dismay, does not know how unexpectedly should do is good. 喜欢搞事的三人组面面相觑,竟不知道该怎么做才好。 Dumbledore in the school, something is not good to do too excessively. 邓不利多还在学校,有些事也不好做得太过分。 Right, DA that side foothold what to do?” “对了,DA那边的据点怎么办?” George remembers to get together the issue, he thought that Room of Requirement is very suitable to make the place of meeting, but needs to discuss with Albert ahead of time, there is their common secret base. 乔治想起聚会上遇到的问题,他觉得有求必应屋很适合做聚会的地点,但需要跟艾伯特提前商量,那里算是他们共同的秘密基地。 That looks for the opportunity to disclose that the Room of Requirement news knows to Potter.” “那就找机会把有求必应屋的消息透露给波特知道。” Valley peptone lt ; /spangt ; Ok?” 谷胨lt;/spangt;“可以吗?” Three people of some differences, never expected that Albert agreed unexpectedly. 三人都有些差异,没想到艾伯特居然同意了。 We must graduate in any case.” Albert is staring Tom that has the yawn, said indifferently, later estimated also had no opportunity to use Room of Requirement.” “反正我们也要毕业了。”艾伯特盯着打哈欠的汤姆,无所谓地说,“以后估计也没什么机会使用有求必应屋了。” I also think that you will find a place to them in addition. “我还以为你会给他们另找一处地方。 Fred knows that Albert was still still using Room of Requirement. Temporarily could not find compared with a Room of Requirement more suitable place.” 弗雷德知道艾伯特仍然还在使用有求必应屋。“暂时找不到比有求必应屋更合适的地方。” Albert holds from the book Tom, returns in its cat nest, put out a hand to clutch its cheeks, sat on the chair, continued to read the content in book. 艾伯特汤姆从书上抱起来,放回它的猫窝里,又伸手揪了揪它的脸颊,重新坐回椅子上,继续阅读书里的内容。 If not open Room of Requirement to the DA member, three people have really not known that should be what to do good. 如果不对DA成员开放有求必应屋的话,三人还真不知道该怎么办才好。 After entering the October share, the Hogwarts surrounding temperature drops rapidly, overwhelming majority Wizard are forced to put on the thick cape. 进入十月份后,霍格沃茨周围的气温急速下降,绝大部分的巫师都被迫披上厚厚的斗篷。 However, no one knows that under their capes is hiding anything. 然而,谁都不知道他们的斗篷下都藏着什么。 Since Fred and George starts gives Umbridge to look for trouble, the temperament of fellow even more is hot tempered, the method even more is also cut-throat, wishes one could to depress in the school all tumults, however are getting more and more in view of her practical joke event. 自从弗雷德与乔治开始给乌姆里奇找麻烦后,那家伙的脾气就越发暴躁,手段也越发凶狠,恨不得压下学校里所有骚动,然而针对她的恶作剧事件却越来越多。 The Umbridge mood is gloomy just like the sky, the forced smile on face cannot maintain again. 乌姆里奇的心情宛如天空般阴沉,脸上的假笑再也维持不住。 Without the means that who makes the gate of Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom be fudged frequently, more excessive time, some people even throw the dud toward the classroom , the students entire classroom does is in chaotic situation. 没办法,谁让黑魔法防御教室的门经常被人动手脚,更过分的时候,有人甚至往教室里扔臭弹,把整个教室的学生都搞得鸡飞狗跳。 She once angry declaration must dismiss these students of practical joke, however until now, actually Umbridge still had not investigated is who is being up to mischief. 她曾愤怒的宣称要开除那些恶作剧的学生,然而直到现在,乌姆里奇仍然没调查出究竟是谁在搞鬼。 Just prepared to make the student read aloud books Umbridge, harvested the new pleasant surprise, the blackboard screamed suddenly, repeated to shout repeatedly: Umbridge eats the excrement.” 刚准备让学生朗读书本的乌姆里奇,又收获了新的惊喜,身后的黑板忽然尖叫起来,一遍遍重复大喊:“乌姆里奇去吃屎。” Like this vulgar word, gave to provoke laughter the students in entire Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom. 这样的粗鄙之言,把整个黑魔法防御教室里的学生都给逗笑了。 The one who most makes Umbridge angry is, her having no way makes that sound stop unexpectedly, does the students in entire classroom to think that she is the waste present Defence Against the Dark Arts class, degenerates into the curriculum that the Hogwarts students most loathe thoroughly. In spreads among the students about Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and Ministry of Magic not good rumor quietly. 最让乌姆里奇愤怒的是,她居然没法让那个声音停下来,搞得整个教室里的学生都认为她是废物如今的黑魔法防御课,彻底沦为霍格沃茨学生们最厌恶的课程。一些关于黑魔法防御教授魔法部不好的流言更是在学生间里悄悄传开。 Now as we all know, Ministry of Magic sends the toad to prevent everyone to study to defend charms by any means possible, unexpectedly is because Minister for Magic Fudge thinks that Dumbledore using the student is organizing a secret army, the preparation to be used to cope with Ministry of Magic. 现在大家都知道,魔法部派癞蛤蟆千方百计阻止大家学习防御魔咒,居然是因为魔法部长福吉认为邓不利多正利用学生组织一支秘密军队,准备用来对付魔法部 In the school really has such an army? 学校里真有这样一支军队吗? Is simply funny! 简直就是在搞笑! Naturally , some students believe, Umbridge prevents everyone to study to defend charms because of her anything, will not naturally have no eastern sickle by professor to everyone, can only attend class to let everyone studying itself/Ben. 当然,也有部分学生认为,乌姆里奇阻止大家学习防御魔咒是因为她根本什么都不会,自然没什么东西可教授给大家,只能上课让大家念书本。 They even produce the useful evidence, many student's on knowledge nodes on «Magic Defence Theory» asked the toad, finally she was really anything has not known. 他们甚至拿出有利的证据,不少学生就《魔法防御理论》上的知识点去问癞蛤蟆,结果她还真是什么都不知道。 Therefore, Umbridge is never professor, but is a waste.” The view spreads in the school rapidly, even some people provoke Umbridge publicly, executed the magic picture to hang her in the hall, endlessly repeated to read: I, Umbridge, the pink toad, is a waste. 于是,“乌姆里奇从不是教授,而是个废物。”的说法在学校里迅速传开,甚至有人公开挑衅乌姆里奇,把她施了魔法的照片挂在大厅里,不断重复念着:我,乌姆里奇,粉色癞蛤蟆,就是个废物。 This matter may Umbridge being mad heavily, her not only had not found the chief criminal, but also does not have professor to be willing to lend a hand. 这件事可把乌姆里奇给气得不轻,她不仅没找到罪魁祸首,而且没有教授愿意搭把手。 Similar practical joke braves one after another, the wooden door of Defence Against the Dark Arts office and Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom was used to be very difficult to fall the color paint to inscribe: I, Umbridge, the pink toad, is a waste. 类似的恶作剧接二连三冒出来,黑魔法防御办公室与黑魔法防御教室的木门都被人用很难掉色的油漆写上:我,乌姆里奇,粉色癞蛤蟆,就是个废物。 Peeves formed a song this, all day hummed in the school everywhere, the Umbridge picture that now presents did not shout, changed to snort/hum the song, causing everyone to be able along with lightly seasoned snort/hum two: 皮皮鬼更是把这编成了一首歌曲,整天在学校里到处哼唱,现在出现的乌姆里奇照片都不喊,改成了哼歌,导致大家都能随口轻哼两句: ...... 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