The Defence Against the Dark Arts professor position is completely a pit! 黑魔法防御教授的职位完全是个坑！ This is Umbridge when Hogwarts holds an office deepest feeling. 这是乌姆里奇在霍格沃茨任职期间最深的感受。 She had forgotten oneself several time file that glances through all previous Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Since goes to school after Harry Potter to Hogwarts, assignment several Defence Against the Dark Arts professor Wizard exceptionally is frigid. 她已经忘记自己第几次翻阅历代黑魔法防御教授的档案了。自从哈利·波特到霍格沃茨上学后,任职的几名黑魔法防御教授的巫师都异常惨烈。 Professor Quirrel, died. 奇洛教授,死了。 Professor Lockhart, turns into the idiot, forever treats in St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. 洛哈特教授,变成白痴,永远待在圣芒戈魔法伤病医院。 Professor Lupin, brings ruin and shame upon oneself, almost because of attacking the student fed in Azkaban. 卢平教授,身败名裂,差点因袭击学生被送进阿兹卡班。 Professor Moody, was closed in the box from beginning to end. But replaces the Barty Crouch Jr. fate that he holds an office to be more miserable, directly suction Spirit by Dementor, died very much. 穆迪教授,从头到尾都被人关在箱子里。而代替他任职的小巴蒂·克劳奇的下场更惨,直接被摄魂怪吸走灵魂,也死得很了。 In Harry Potter comes Professor Smith before school, was missing the present not to find the person, died probably. 在哈利·波特来学校前的史密斯教授,失踪到现在都没找到人,大概也死了。 Although Umbridge is not willing to believe that the so-called curse, for dozens years a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor assignment has not but surpassed for a year, how to see not only coincidence. 尽管乌姆里奇并不愿意相信所谓的诅咒,但几十年来没有一位黑魔法防御教授任职超过一年,怎么看都不只是巧合。 professor that no wonder the Dumbledore move is willing to hold an office. 难怪邓不利多招不到愿意任职的教授。 Thinks oneself jump toward this deep pit unexpectedly on own initiative, the Umbridge mood very gets up. 一想到自己居然主动往这深坑里跳,乌姆里奇的心情就好不起来。 According to this trend gets down, she will be very likely like that group of students will say, before this semester ended will die a violent death. 按照这个趋势下去,她极有可能会像那群学生说的那样,在这学期结束前暴毙。 Umbridge naturally cannot wait for death, she planned that before the semester ended, ahead of time resigns from Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, avoids the curse. 乌姆里奇自然不会等死,她打算在学期结束前,提前辞去黑魔法防御教授,借此避开诅咒。 This is she studies that long file, obtained best solution. 这是她研究那么久的档案,得出的最佳解决办法。 Any Defence Against the Dark Arts professor that ahead of time resigns, escapes and moves out by luck. 凡是提前辞职的黑魔法防御教授,都侥幸逃过一劫、全身而退了。 As Ministry of Magic dispatches the Hogwarts assignment professor, Umbridge unable to give up the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor position at will, will not easily give up itself in the Hogwarts' influence, therefore she needs other positions to replace, for example High Inquisitor, or Hogwarts' Headmaster. 只是,作为魔法部派遣来霍格沃茨任职的教授,乌姆里奇不能随意放弃黑魔法防御教授的职位,更不会轻易放弃自身在霍格沃茨的影响力,所以她需要其他职位来顶替,例如高级调查官,或霍格沃茨的校长。 Replacing Dumbledore becomes Hogwarts' new Headmaster is the Umbridge ultimate objective, so long as can complete this Quest, all are not a problem. 取代邓布利多成为霍格沃茨的新校长是乌姆里奇的最终目标,只要能完成这一任务,一切都不成问题。 Umbridge treats in Hogwarts' these days, cannot get the Dumbledore handle, instead put in order in an extremely difficult situation by a series of practical joke. 只是,乌姆里奇待在霍格沃茨的这段时间里,并没能抓住邓不利多的把柄,反而被一连串恶作剧整得狼狈不堪。 Thinks Anti-Toad Alliance that recently presented that the Umbridge mood was worse. 想到最近出现的反癞蛤蟆联盟,乌姆里奇的心情更糟了。 Especially recently Ministry of Magic also spread Minister for Magic Fudge in the summer of next year the chased off the stage prediction, is really makes her mood more agitated. 特别是最近魔法部还流传魔法部长福吉明年夏天就会被人赶下台的预言,实在是让她的心情更加烦躁。 Umbridge does not believe the prediction, does not represent does not need to be ready ahead of time. 乌姆里奇不信预言,不代表不需要提前做好准备。 Helps Ministry of Magic obtain the foothold in Hogwarts, is she comes one of the Hogwarts assignment main Quest. 帮魔法部在霍格沃茨获得立足之地,算是她来霍格沃茨任职的主要任务之一。 So long as can achieve, basically does not need to be worried to be given up by Ministry of Magic, Ministry of Magic will not easily give up a wrist/skill being hard enough, carries out ability enough strong vice- Minister. 只要能够做到,就基本上不用担心会被魔法部放弃,魔法部不会轻易放弃一个手腕够硬,执行能力够强的副部长。 But the core of this plan places professor toward the Hogwarts school. 而这计划的核心就是往霍格沃茨学校里安插教授。 High Inquisitor has the dismissal unqualified professor power. 高级调查官有开除不合格教授的权力。 In Umbridge at heart, three people suit to become the goal. 在乌姆里奇的心里,有三人适合成为目标。 First naturally is care of magical creatures class mixed blood Giant Hagrid, according to message that the Slytherin student provides, Hagrid's care of magical creatures class quite Dreadful, especially Blast-Ended Skrewt of last semester makes many troubles. 第一位自然是保护神奇生物课的混血巨人海格,根据斯莱特林学生提供的消息,海格的保护神奇生物课相当糟糕,特别是上学期的炸尾螺惹出不少乱子。 Very pitifully, big fellow Hagrid in the school, does not avoid a tribulation by luck, but does not hinder Umbridge to dismiss the Hagrid's determination. 很可惜,大块头海格不在学校,侥幸躲过一劫,但并不妨碍乌姆里奇开除海格的决心。 After Hagrid was dismissed, Professor Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank might become care of magical creatures class new professor, the opposite party favors Dumbledore, rather than Ministry of Magic. 只是,海格被开除后,威尔米娜·格拉普兰教授很可能会成为保护神奇生物课的新教授,对方更倾向邓不利多,而非魔法部。 Second is divination class Sybill Trelawney, according to the message that the Slytherin student provides, the students manage Trelawney to call the old swindler. 第二位是占卜课的西比尔·特里劳妮,根据斯莱特林学生提供的消息,学生们都管特里劳妮叫老骗子。 If expels Trelawney, Umbridge thought that Dumbledore should unable to find appropriate divination professor to fill the vacancy in a short time. 如果将特里劳妮赶走的话,乌姆里奇觉得邓不利多在短时间内应该找不到合适的占卜教授来填补空位。 After all, understood truly the divination Wizard quantity were too small. 毕竟,真正懂得占卜的巫师数量实在太少了。 Last is muggle studies class Charity Burbage professor. 最后一位是麻瓜研究课的凯瑞迪·布巴吉教授。 This professor once raised some not to make pureblood send the happy theory, 这位教授曾提过一些不太让纯血派高兴的理论, „Had said muggle and Wizard many differences” this class words , without made these pureblood factions extremely discontented, hoping Dumbledore can dismiss her, again changing positions new muggle studies professor, but was rejected by Dumbledore's without a doubt. If can resign Charity Burbage professor, looks exchanging that everyone likes, without doubt can help her earn the support that pureblood sends. “更说过麻瓜和巫师并没有多少差别”这类的话,让那些纯血派非常不满,希望邓布利多能开除她,重新换位新的麻瓜研究教授,但毫无疑问遭到邓布利多的拒绝。如果能辞退凯瑞迪·布巴吉教授,找个大家喜欢的换上,无疑能让她获得纯血派的支持。 Umbridge is clear, no matter she, Fudge needs the support of pureblood faction. 乌姆里奇非常清楚,不管是她,还是福吉都需要纯血派系的支持。 In fact, Fudge has yielded certain result. 事实上,福吉已经取得了一定的成果。 Previous day, Umbridge according to the plan, brings the prepared questionnaire and writing board, went to be located in the divination classroom in northern tower roof. 隔天,乌姆里奇按照计划,带着事先准备好的问卷与写字板,前往位于北塔楼顶的占卜教室。 When she shoves open the trap door, when enters the divination classroom, discovered that Professor Trelawney is staring at her unemotionally, the vision is very unfriendly, seems like looking at the personal enemy, making the forced smile on Umbridge face stiffen. 当她推开活板门,进入占卜教室时,发现特里劳妮教授正面无表情地盯着她,目光很不友善,就像是在看仇人,让乌姆里奇脸上的假笑都僵住了。 The students who in the divination classroom, just received the interpreting a dream guide notice the atmosphere change, they discovered that surprised Professor Trelawney has very thick hostility to the toad unexpectedly. 占卜教室里,刚收到解梦指南的学生都注意到现场的气氛变化,他们都吃惊地发现特里劳妮教授居然对癞蛤蟆带有很浓的敌意。 The people look to Umbridge, actually the curious toad did what misdemeanor. 众人纷纷望向乌姆里奇,好奇癞蛤蟆究竟又做了什么坏事。 „Good afternoon, Professor Trelawney.” “下午好,特里劳妮教授。” Professor Umbridge looked for the place remote vacancy to sit down, on the face restored the signboard trial forced smile, „I believe that you received certainly my notice, above wrote the time and date that is inspecting you to attend class.” 乌姆里奇教授找了处偏僻的空位坐下,脸上又重新恢复招牌试的假笑,“我相信你一定收到我的通知了,上面写着检查你上课的时间和日期。” „Received.” Professor Trelawney still had not moved out of the way the vision, „I also predicted that...... I will be dismissed by you.” “收到了。”特里劳妮教授仍然没挪开目光,“我还预言到了……我会被你开除。” Professor Trelawney these words shocked all students in divination classroom, everyone is talking in whispers, wants to make clear the old swindler to be up to mischief! 特里劳妮教授的这番话着实惊呆了占卜教室里的所有学生,大家都在窃窃私语起来,想搞清楚老骗子在搞什么鬼！ „Old swindler this takes the wrong medicine?” “老骗子这是吃错药了？” „The old swindler knows oneself are unable through the inspection, therefore plans to use this way flickering toad?” Ron muttered low voice, immediately brought in looking angrily at two girls. “难道老骗子知道自己无法通过考核,所以打算用这种方式忽悠癞蛤蟆？”罗恩小声咕哝道,立即引来身边两名姑娘的怒视。 Valley presently lt ; /spangt ; No matter how said, the old swindler hard resentment toad, without doubt is the matter that everyone loves. 谷現lt;/spangt;不管怎么说,老骗子硬怼癞蛤蟆,无疑是大家喜闻乐见的事情。 Harry guesses correctly actually what's the matter. 哈利倒是猜到是怎么回事。 Professor Trelawney hard resentment Umbridge is not very obviously normal, but at all not normal matter of Hogwarts, some back eight parts people are up to mischief, is aiming at Professor Umbridge intentionally. 特里劳妮教授硬怼乌姆里奇显然很不正常,而在霍格沃茨发生的一切不正常的事,背后八成都是有人在搞鬼,就是在故意针对乌姆里奇教授。 Professor Trelawney did not fear that was dismissed? 难道特里劳妮教授不怕被开除？ No, is knows that will be dismissed, therefore did not fear, dares the hard resentment toad to give vent to indignation. 不,就是知道会被开除,所以才不怕,才敢硬怼癞蛤蟆泄愤。 Who the back is being up to mischief, is vivid. 背后是谁在搞鬼,已经呼之欲出了。 How Harry a little anticipates then to develop suddenly. 哈利忽然有点期待接下来会怎么发展。 „!” Professor Umbridge sways back and forth for dozens years in Ministry of Magic, the facial skin was early thicker than the book, on the face quick takes the false forced smile: „Dismisses you, needs after I inspect you attend class am making the decision.” “哦！”乌姆里奇教授在魔法部打滚几十年,脸皮早比书还厚了,脸上很快就带上虚伪的假笑:“是否开除你,需要在我检查你上课后在做决定。” „In the two moon/month,...... Professor Trelawney still stared at Umbridge as for the specific time recently”, the tone was saying bad: „You will not achieve wishes, will have a repugnant fellow to replace this work.” “就在最近两个月内,至于具体时间……”特里劳妮教授仍然盯着乌姆里奇,语气不善地说:“你不会如愿,会有个讨厌的家伙来接替这份工作。” „Don't you attend class?” “你不上课？” Umbridge selects the brow tip, changes the topic. She suspected that this is the Professor Trelawney acrobatics. 乌姆里奇微挑眉梢,岔开话题。她怀疑这是特里劳妮教授的把戏。 „This class prepared to explain the dream, but...... you have what issue, directly asked!” “这节课原本准备讲解梦,但……你有什么问题,就直接问吧！” To the Professor Trelawney thick hostility, Umbridge is also surprised, still Hogwarts does not have that professor to display the so astonishing hostility to her. 对特里劳妮教授浓浓的敌意,乌姆里奇也非常吃惊,至今霍格沃茨还没那位教授对她表现出如此惊人的敌意。 However, thinks oneself prepare to dismiss unqualified professor, Trelawney has the hostility to her, seems not the strange matter. 不过,想到自己准备开除不合格的教授,特里劳妮对她产生敌意,似乎又不是什么奇怪的事情。 „Good!” Umbridge looks up Trelawney, opens the mouth to ask, „you on this post how long.” “好吧！”乌姆里奇抬头看着特里劳妮,开口问道,“你在这个岗位上多长时间了。” „Quick 16 year.” Trelawney said, „Dumbledore with my, me is the prophet Cassandra Trelawney great-great-granddaughter, I am very clear I am what situation, does not need you to question whether I have „ Inner Eye”, if you want to predict, I think that we can start, then you can leave. ” “快十六年了。”特里劳妮自顾自地说,“邓布利多用我的,我是预言家卡珊德拉特里劳妮的玄孙女,我很清楚我自己是什么情况,不用你来质疑我是否拥有“天目”,如果你想预言的话,我想我们可以开始了,然后你就可以离开了。” Umbridge frowns, discovered question that oneself want to ask, by the opposite party replying. She takes to set pen to paper, wrote a thing on own writing board rapidly, saw that Trelawney brings crystal ball to place on her front cushioning. 乌姆里奇微皱眉头,发现自己想要问的问题,被对方一口气给回答完了。她拿着笔,在自己的写字板上迅速写了点东西,就看到特里劳妮拿来一颗水晶球放在她面前的软垫上。 „Puts on your hand crystal ball, I have wanted to see your future impatiently.” Trelawney said to Umbridge with the tone venomous, „Hogwarts' Defence Against the Dark Arts professor has been very unlucky because of the curse, is really curious you to live departure, please!” “把你的手放水晶球上面,我已经迫不及待想看到你的未来了。”特里劳妮用充满恶意地口吻对乌姆里奇说,“霍格沃茨的黑魔法防御教授因诅咒一直都很倒霉,真让人好奇你能不能活着离职,请把！” Umbridge heard that the word complexion gets dark immediately, her hesitant moment, places on the hand crystal ball. 乌姆里奇闻言脸色顿时黑了下来,她犹豫片刻,还是把手放在水晶球上。 At this moment, all students leave oneself seat in abundance, encircled toward two people, wants to look at the divination result of toad. 这一刻,所有学生都纷纷离开自己的座位,朝两人围了过去,想看癞蛤蟆的占卜结果。 Without the means that who makes the old swindler have the imposing manner? 没办法,谁让老骗子如此有气势呢？ However, everyone was doomed disappointedly, in crystal ball does not have any change. 然而,所有人都注定失望了,水晶球里没有任何变化。 Everyone looks up Trelawney, the expression on Umbridge face is incomparably strange. 大家纷纷抬头望着特里劳妮,乌姆里奇脸上的表情更是无比怪异。 Has stared at crystal ball Trelawney to open the mouth suddenly. 一直盯着水晶球的特里劳妮忽然开口了。 „You have been very unlucky, is very hapless, because your stared.” “你会一直很倒霉,很倒霉,因为你被人盯上了。” „My anything has not seen.” The Umbridge whole face forced smile, as to puncture the Trelawney laughable lie. “我什么都没看到。”乌姆里奇满脸假笑,仿佛想要戳穿特里劳妮可笑的谎言。 „That is because you do not have Inner Eye, but I am not considered as that wise Divinist.” Trelawney looks up Umbridge, the corners of the mouth is bringing back sneering that wipes to disdain, „you know nothing about divination radically, only then Prediction Master can meet your request, but the opposite party will not look straight at to look at your one eyes from the start.” “那是因为你没有天目,而我又不算是高明的占卜师。”特里劳妮抬头望着乌姆里奇,嘴角勾起一抹不屑的冷笑,“你对占卜根本就一无所知,只有预言大师才能满足你的要求,而对方压根就不会正眼瞧你一眼。” Did not wait for the Umbridge outbreak, Trelawney to continue, „I saw you to expel Dumbledore, becoming......, if were Headmaster. In fact, your Headmaster office cannot go.” 不等乌姆里奇发作,特里劳妮又继续说,“我看到你赶走了邓不利多,成为……如果算是校长的话。事实上,你连校长办公室都进不去。” „Gives you an advice, do not enter Forbidden Forest, otherwise that crowd of long legs to your unforgettable lesson, but I thought that you estimated cannot listen. I also noticed that the manager delivers you to leave Hogwarts, but Peeves sets off the firecrackers to celebrate you to get the hell out behind you, raises......” Professor Trelawney to gather while convenient the Umbridge front the face, pities shakes the head saying: „I noticed that you die in Azkaban Prison finally, is really unfortunate.” “给你个忠告,不要进入禁林,否则那群长腿的会给你难忘的教训,但我觉得你估计不会听。我还看到管理员送你离开霍格沃茨,而皮皮鬼在你后面放鞭炮庆祝你滚蛋,顺便一提……”特里劳妮教授把脸凑到乌姆里奇的面前,怜悯地摇头道:“我看到你最终死在阿兹卡班监狱,真是不幸。” „How you dare......” the cheeks of Umbridge to rise red, seems like momentarily possibly the volcano of eruption. “你怎么敢……”乌姆里奇的脸颊涨得通红,看上去像随时可能爆发的火山。 „This is divination that you want, I may not have to deceive you intentionally.” Professor Trelawney entered completely hurt the pattern mutually: „Waits for you get the hell out after Hogwarts, I will also return to Hogwarts to teach.” “这是你要的占卜,我可没故意骗你。”特里劳妮教授完全进入了互相伤害模式:“还有等你从霍格沃茨滚蛋后,我还会回到霍格沃茨教书。” „Do not be angry, if you felt free is unreliable, can spend to look for Divinist divination in the future.” Professor Trelawney joyful ridicule: „Premise was you can find to be willing to you divination, as far as I know, after Cassandra Vablatsky was admitted to St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, entire Britain had the ability on remaining one to you divination future Wizard.” “别生气,如果你觉得免费的不可靠,可以自己花钱找占卜师占卜未来。”特里劳妮教授愉悦的嘲笑道:“前提是你可以找到个愿意给你占卜的,据我所知,在卡桑德拉·瓦布拉斯基住进圣芒戈魔法伤病医院后,整个英国就剩下一个有能力给你占卜未来的巫师了。” „You......” in the eyes of Umbridge are glittering the ray of danger, „you thought that like this insulted me to be very interesting?” “你……”乌姆里奇的双眼里闪烁着危险的光芒,“你觉得这样侮辱我很有意思吗？” „Insult? No, I think that you made a mistake, that indeed is the divination result, I to insulting you may have no interest!” Professor Trelawney takes away crystal ball, said to Umbridge calmly, „now you can walk.” “侮辱？不,我想你搞错了,那的确是占卜的结果,我对侮辱你可没兴趣！”特里劳妮教授拿走水晶球,平静地对乌姆里奇说,“现在你可以走了。” Umbridge slammed a door to leave breathless. 乌姆里奇气急败坏地摔门离开了。 „You cannot count on that I prepare to dismiss my person good complexion to look to one.” Trelawney said to the following student unemotionally: „I have not insulted her let alone, that truly is predicted the result of obtaining.” “你们不能指望我对一个准备开除我的人好脸色看。”特里劳妮面无表情地对下面的学生说:“更何况我也没侮辱她,那确实是预言得到的结果。” „professor, these predictions real?” “教授,那些预言都是真的吗？” „Naturally It's true.” Professor Trelawney reminded: „In the first class, I have told you, without Inner Eye, is the second vision, you are unable to walk in divination this road. Hogwarts also from is hopeless you to become Prediction Master, because can predict that truly the future person were too few, I taught the 16 year, only meets Mr. Anderson.” “当然是真的。”特里劳妮教授提醒道:“早在第一堂课,我就跟你们说过了,没有天目,也就是第二视觉,你们就无法在占卜这条路走得更远。霍格沃茨也从没指望你们能成为预言大师,因为真正能够预言未来的人实在太少了,我教了十六年,就只遇到安德森先生。” „What significance does that divination this class have?” Some people cannot bear ask. “那占卜这门课又有什么意义呢？”有人忍不住问道。 „Allows you to understand that anything is divination, understands some shallowest knowledge, for example palm reading, Tessomancy, Cartomancy, as well as dream interpretation.” Trelawney looks all around the people, said calmly, „, if on this class, how you do not know whether you have the divination talent. Has the talent person after obtaining the learn/study of system, quick will emerge, without talent can only such.” “让你们了解什么是占卜,懂得一些最粗浅的知识,例如手相,解读茶叶,卡罗牌占卜、以及解读梦境。”特里劳妮环顾众人,平静地说,“如果不上这门课,你们怎么知道自己是否有占卜天赋。有天赋地人在得到系统的学习后,很快就会脱颖而出,没天赋的就只能那样。” „Ok, making us treasure remains not the much time now!” “好了,让我们珍惜现在所剩不多的时间吧！” „professor, do you really have the prediction talent?” The famous Hufflepuff student opens the mouth to ask, but he soon realized that oneself words were too disrespectful. “教授,你真的有预言天赋吗？”有名赫奇帕奇的学生开口问道,但他很快就意识到自己的话实在太失礼了。 „Is sorry professor, I......” “抱歉教授,我……” Regarding this, the Harry ratio presents anybody to have the right to speak, old swindler Trelawney really has the prediction ability, is she from the start is beyond control, sometimes does not even know oneself made anything to predict. 对此,哈利比在座任何人都有发言权,老骗子特里劳妮确实有预言能力,就是她自己压根无法控制,有时候甚至都不知道自己做了什么预言。 „Has, but is very weak, is very unstable.” Trelawney curls the lip saying that she has the self-confidence very much, because obtained acknowledgment of personally Albert. “有的,但很弱,也很不稳定。”特里劳妮撇嘴道,她对此很有自信,因为得到了艾伯特的亲口承认。 „Since Cassandra, my house has not presented second truly fierce Prediction Master.” Trelawney somewhat said reluctantly, „this is actually very normal phenomenon. As far as I know, the Cassandra Vablatsky descendant has not inherited many her prediction ability. In this world, can achieve Prediction Master from the start few of Umbridge request truly.” “自从卡珊德拉后,我的家族就没出现第二个真正厉害的预言大师了。”特里劳妮有些无奈地说,“这其实是很正常的现象。据我所知,卡桑德拉·瓦布拉斯基的后代也没继承多少她的预言能力。在这世界上,真正能够达到乌姆里奇要求的预言大师压根没几个。” ( https://) (https://) 1 second remembers the apex novel:. Cell phone version reading website: 一秒记住顶点小说:。手机版阅读网址: