DLAT :: Volume #3 Volume 3

#449: The paper, how did not have the paper.


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The effect of powerful laxative is very strong, Flint was just pinched the mouth by Fred and George, filled one spoon of laxatives, but also in the 30 second, the belly starts to spread the strange sound. 强力泻药的效果真的很强,弗林特刚被弗雷德与乔治掐嘴巴,灌了一勺的泻药,还没过三十秒,肚子就开始传出古怪声响。 Closes the compartmented door, several people look at each other mutually, all showed a malicious smile, left the male student washroom quietly. 关上隔间的门,几人相互对视,全都露出了一个不怀好意的笑容,悄无声息地离开了男生盥洗室。 Doesn't take away wand really not to relate?” Fred after the corner, asked low voice. “不拿走魔杖真没关系吗?”弗雷德在经过拐角的时候,小声地问道。 Relax, a two hour, the disillusionment charm effect will vanish thoroughly, I think that they will not have the strength to pay attention to wand in corner when the time comes weakly.” Albert said low voice, I have given their incantations, they only think oneself did to lose wand. Ok, do not discuss this matter again, so as to avoid exposes weaknesses, we go to library and other good plays to perform.” “放心吧,一两个小时,幻身咒的效果就会彻底消失了,我想他们到时候会虚弱地没力气去关注角落里的魔杖。”艾伯特小声地说,“我已经给他们施咒了,他们只会以为自己把魔杖搞丢了。好了,别再谈论这事,免得露出破绽,我们去图书馆等好戏上演吧。” Shortly after Albert several people leave, sits Flint in toilet quickly by the sound that oneself have diarrhea pulling back the attention, he felt that oneself belly is somewhat uncomfortable. 艾伯特几人离开后不久,坐在马桶上的弗林特很快被自己拉肚子的声响给拉回注意力,他感觉自己的肚子有些难受。 Does the dinner have the issue? 难道,晚餐有问题? But, others also ate same food, why he had diarrhea. 可是,别人也都吃了一样的食物,为什么就他拉肚子了。 Wait! 等等! Sound of Flint in crash-bang by thin of next door was attracted the attention, as if another person also ate badly the belly. 弗林特被隔壁的稀里哗啦的声响吸引了注意力,似乎还有另一个人也吃坏了肚子。 Right, he thought that Montague as if also ate badly the belly, they entered the male student washroom a moment ago together. 对了,他想起来了,蒙太似乎也吃坏了肚子,他们刚才还是一起进男生盥洗室的。 Why does not know, after knowing some person and is equally hapless, Flint on the contrary is not puzzled, is not depressed, mood also good a big truncation. 不知道为什么,在知晓有人跟自己一样倒霉后,弗林特反倒是不纠结,也不郁闷了,心情也好了一大截。 However, his mood cannot continue too for a long time to disappear, in the male student washroom quick resounds one to be thin crash-bang the sound, in the air also starts to fill stink. 不过,他的这种好心情没能持续太久就消失了,男生盥洗室里很快就响起一阵稀里哗啦的声响,空气中也开始弥漫起一股臭味。 Flint felt that the whole person is not good, the complexion also gets down at the visible speed depressed. 弗林特感觉整个人都不好了,脸色也以肉眼可见的速度消沉下去。 You are good!” “你还好吧!” The next door broadcast the Montague sound, the sound sounds worn out. 隔壁传来了蒙太的声音,声音听起来有气无力。 Was not very good, eats the stomach ache.” Flint spirit slightly absent-minded, even had forgotten actually oneself squatted how long in the toilet. He only feels the whole body to be incapable, the whole person soon collapsed. “很不好,吃坏肚子了。”弗林特精神略微的恍惚,甚至已经忘记自己究竟在马桶上蹲多久了。他只感觉浑身无力,整个人都快要虚脱了。 I thought that I was quickly insane, perhaps we should look for Madam Pomfrey, making her make to instill to us , me suspected itself because this way the diarrhea died.” “我觉得自己快疯了,也许我们应该去找庞弗雷夫人,让她给我们弄点药,在这样下去,我怀疑自己会因为腹泻死掉。” At this moment, in compartmented of restroom full is the odor, Flint had forgotten oneself flushed several water, he even collapsed unable to stand quickly, but still had no way to eliminate compartmented in the stink. 此刻,厕所的隔间里已经满是恶臭,弗林特已经忘记了自己冲了第几次的水了,他甚至都快虚脱地站不起来了,但仍然没法消除隔间里的臭味。 Flint, does your side have the toilet paper, my here toilet paper has used up probably.” Montague becomes because of the diarrhea is also distracted, his almost instinct puts out a hand to trace puts the toilet paper the place, was immediately depressed, will oneself be so unlucky? 弗林特,你那边还有没有厕纸,我这边的厕纸好像已经用光了。”蒙太同样因为腹泻而变得精神恍惚,他几乎本能地伸手摸了摸放厕纸的地方,顿时就郁闷了,自己怎么会那么倒霉呢? Waits a bit!” “稍等一下!” Flint also puts out a hand toward putting the paper place touched, discovers in the paper volume to be only left over a handful, is only left over the last toilet paper finally. 弗林特也伸手往放纸的地方摸了摸,发现纸卷上只剩下最后一小撮,只剩下最后一张厕纸。 Flint looks at that toilet paper, fell into the long silence. For a long time, his opening the mouth replied, here did not have.” 弗林特看着那张厕纸,陷入了漫长的沉默。许久后,他开口回答道,“我这里也没了。” Then is a longer silence. 接下来是更加漫长的沉默。 The next door broadcasts the sound that some people stand, but Montague squats quickly in the toilet, is one is in also thin the hash. 隔壁传来有人站起来的声音,但蒙太很快又蹲回马桶上,紧接着又是一阵稀里哗啦声。 Actually what's the matter! 究竟是怎么回事! I did not have a dinner, how the serious diarrhea, in food really has the issue! 我不就是吃了个晚餐,怎么就严重腹泻,难道食物里真有问题! In two people heads appears simultaneously such idea. 两人的脑袋里同时浮现这样的想法。 Flint, can you help me take the toilet paper in the next door.” Montague can only seek the help of Flint finally, because this fellow offended George, was filled big spoon of powerful laxatives, causes him now continuously in the diarrhea, wishes one could to be linked to each other with the toilet. 弗林特,你能不能帮我在隔壁拿一下厕纸。”蒙太最终只能寻求弗林特的帮忙,这家伙因为得罪了乔治,被灌了一大勺的强力泻药,导致他现在一直在腹泻,恨不得与马桶连在一起。 Flint for a long time, agreed silent finally, after all he also needs the toilet paper. 弗林特沉默许久,最终还是同意了,毕竟他同样也需要厕纸。 After determining the male student washroom no one comes, he stands cautiously, prepares the next door to take the toilet paper. 在确定男生盥洗室没人进来后,他小心翼翼地站起来,准备到隔壁去拿一下厕纸。 Flint has not mentioned the pants, has a guilty conscience Surreptitiousness to run up to compartmented, the discovery compartmented did not have the paper, if were not his side also has a handful, Flint even suspected that the male student washroom has not prepared the toilet paper. 弗林特连裤子都没提起,做贼心虚般偷偷摸摸地跑到隔间,却发现隔间也没有纸了,如果不是他那边还有一小撮,弗林特甚至都怀疑男生盥洗室没准备厕纸。 Did not have.” Flint other compartmented looked for near, in the sound passes is being confused and despairing, in head almost a blank. “都没了。”弗林特把其他隔间都找了个边,声音中透着迷茫与绝望,脑袋里几乎一片空白。 Without the toilet paper, how they should go out, is difficult to be inadequate...... he unable to accept such matter absolutely, this simply is a disaster. 如果没厕纸,他们该怎么出去,难不成……他绝对无法接受这样的事情,这简直就是一场灾难。 Didn't have? Can that to help us take one volume to come.” The Montague weak sound conveys from the next door, his mood at this moment also despairs, who thinks that unexpectedly did not have the paper. “没有了?那能不能让人帮我们捎一卷过来。”蒙太虚弱的声音从隔壁传来,他此刻的心情也是绝望的,谁会想到居然没纸了。 At this moment, two people hate deeply come time, how to have come today's newspaper belt/bring together? 这一刻,两人深恨自己过来的时候,怎么就没把今天的报纸一起带过来呢? Waits, waits for some people to come in later, makes them help again. 等吧,等待会有人进来,再让他们帮忙。 But two people have actually forgotten, now after is the food , the time, entered the male student probability of washroom is not high, let alone was not Slytherin House, other House student associations are willing to help, did not ridicule that they are good. 可两人却已经忘记了,现在已经是饭后时间了,进盥洗室的男生概率可不高,更何况不是斯莱特林学院的,其他学院的学生会愿意帮忙吗,不嘲笑他们就已经不错了。 Will really have the Slytherin's student to enter this male student washroom? 真会有斯莱特林的学生进这间男生盥洗室吗? Perhaps only then God will know. 恐怕只有上帝才会知道了。 They actually do not know, unlucky fella that oneself two do not only have diarrhea. 他们却不知道,自己不是唯二闹肚子的倒霉蛋 Some time ago, in library, Albert, Fred, George and Lee Jordan sat near Slytherin's Bole, read false www.uukanshu.om while observed the situation of opposite party quietly. 不久前,图书馆里,艾伯特弗雷德乔治李·乔丹就坐在斯莱特林的波尔附近,一边假看书www.uukanshu.om一边悄悄观察对方的情况。 This fellow took Albert named Purgative Pill laxative, the situation is a little as if subtle, the outbreak time of pill does not have endurance of like that imagination. 这家伙服用了艾伯特名为“清肠丸”的泻药,情况似乎有点微妙,药丸的发作时间没有想象的那般持久。 In fact, Bole just sat in library several minutes, started to have diarrhea, the gū lū sound of belly even caused nearby several people of attention. 实际上,波尔刚坐在图书馆里几分钟,就开始闹肚子了,肚子的咕噜声甚至引起了旁边几人的注意力。 Then, Bole in one crowd of person bewildered lines of sight, covers the belly to run out of library, rushes to the fifth floor washroom. 然后,波尔就在一群人莫名奇妙的视线中,捂着肚子冲出图书馆,赶往五楼盥洗室。 He how?” “他怎么了?” Nearby some people have doubts ask. 旁边有人疑惑地问道。 Belly hurts.” Lee Jordan guessed pretentiously. “肚子疼。”李·乔丹装模作样地猜测道。 Perhaps, had diarrhea.” Fred schadenfreude said. “也许,闹肚子了。”弗雷德幸灾乐祸地说道。 Must make a bet, loses the tonight's curfew to go to make a midnight snack to come back.” George was saying stood, I dare saying that he runs the male student washroom.” “要不要打个赌,输了今晚宵禁前去弄点夜宵回来。”乔治说着站了起来,“我敢说他跑去男生盥洗室。” Hopes him with enough time.” Albert said earnestly, Fred, George and Lee Jordan almost smile to make noise. “希望他来得及。”艾伯特认真地说道,弗雷德乔治李·乔丹都差点噗笑出声。 In order to avoid laughter during a performance, four people left library together. 为了避免笑场,四人一起离开了图书馆 In other places, similar scene is also performing. 在其他的地方,类似的场面同样也在上演。 For does not trigger the tumult, Albert has given to separate them, to be honest, he wants to look that these people fight for the picture of toilet. 为了不引发骚动,艾伯特早就将他们给分开了,老实说,他很想看这些人争抢马桶的画面。 The reason defeated the wicked interest. 理智还是战胜了恶趣味。 Madam Pomfrey perhaps is most bewildered, three midnight times, Flint and Montague were discovered with his cat by Filch. This manager mister also thinks oneself discovered the student who runs away the nightwalking, prepares seizes these repugnant little rascal to deduct points to close the confinement ruthlessly the time. 庞弗雷夫人恐怕是最莫名其妙的,三根半夜的时候,弗林特蒙太费尔奇与他的猫发现了。这位管理员先生原本还以为自己发现了偷跑出来夜游的学生,准备逮住那些讨厌小鬼狠狠扣分关禁闭的时候。 Finally, actually when two people who in compartmented of washroom see the diarrhea prostration, the expression on face especially splendid, finally his face shut out collapsing, two people sent to school hospital distracted respectively. 结果,却在盥洗室的隔间里看到腹泻虚脱的两人时,脸上的表情格外的精彩,最终他一脸嫌弃地将虚脱、精神恍惚地两人分别送去了校医院
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