DLAT :: Volume #2 Volume 2

#268: Fire protection, security, against Peeves

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At the end of January sign that the weather still had not warmed up. 一月末,天气仍然没有转暖的迹象。 In the morning gets up, the sky is still dusky, occasionally has the snowflake to fall gently, walks on going to the road in Great Hall hall, listening to the topic of Fred and George chat, Albert always to think that had what not good matter to happen. 早上起来,天空依旧灰蒙蒙的,偶尔有雪花飘落,走在前往礼堂大厅的路上,听着弗雷德与乔治闲谈的话题,艾伯特总觉得有什么不好的事情要发生了。 Albert is eating the bread with the corn thick soup, is chatting the registration issue of Wizard's Card competition with Lee Jordan of body side. Suddenly saw that Charlie walks in a hurry quickly toward here, obviously several times is looks is closed confinement Fred and George. 艾伯特吃着面包配玉米浓汤,跟身侧的李·乔丹聊着巫师牌比赛的报名问题。忽然看到查理匆匆朝这边快步走来,显然是来找被关好几次禁闭的弗雷德与乔治。 „You have missed several Quidditch to train.” Charlie is staring own younger brother discontentedly, reminded: „Has not remained many from the next Quidditch playing time, we lost one time, if these loses time again, misses thoroughly this year......” “你们已经错过了好几次魁地奇训练了。”查理不满地瞪着自己的弟弟们,提醒道:“距离下一场魁地奇比赛时间已经没剩多少了,我们输了一次,如果这一次再输,就彻底无缘今年的……” „Charlie, we are not intentionally.” George puts down the ladle, looks up Charlie, the whole face is helpless. “查理,我们又不是故意的。”乔治放下勺子,抬头望着查理,满脸都是无奈。 „That has no recourse.” Fred echoes to say hastily: „If there is elects, we are willing to go to the Quidditch field training, rather than goes facing Snape.” “那是迫不得已。”弗雷德连忙附和道:“如果有得选的话,我们更愿意去魁地奇球场训练,而不是去面对斯内普。” Does not know that what's the matter, this saying sounds especially convincing. 不知道怎么回事,这话听起来格外有说服力呢。 „Good, but will train next time, you cannot miss again.” Charlie was convinced by two people like this. “好吧,但下次训练,你们不能再错过了。”查理就这样被两人说服了。 Few students are willing in Snape there pass/test confinement, even if the Slytherin's student, is facing their Head of House/Director times, similarly also needs to withstand/top very tremendous pressure. 没有几名学生愿意在斯内普那里关禁闭,哪怕是斯莱特林的学生,在面对他们的院长时候,同样也需要顶着很大的压力。 „We will train well.” Fred and George said with one voice. “我们会好好训练的。”弗雷德与乔治异口同声道。 „buddy, you will not guess correctly absolutely, I found anything a moment ago.” Wood runs over pantingly, the preparation told everyone an interesting news. “伙计们,你们绝对不会猜到,我刚才瞧见了什么。”伍德气喘吁吁地跑过来,准备告诉大家一个有趣的消息。 „What finds?” “瞧见什么？” „I met Marcus Flint a moment ago, his lip does not know an resembles sausage that what's the matter, swells bewilderedly. You had not seen, he uses the hand to cover the lip, does not have the face to see the appearance of person. It is not good, making me smile.” “我刚才遇到马库斯·弗林特了,他的嘴唇不知道怎么回事,莫名其妙肿的像一根香肠。你们没看到,他用手捂着嘴唇,一副没脸见人的模样。啊,不行了,让我笑一下。” „He where?” Charlie also wants to pass to surround, has a look at the unlucky type of old opponent. “他在哪儿？”查理也想过去围观,看看老对手的倒霉样。 „He covered the lip to run to go to school hospital.” Wood stops the laughter with great difficulty, lifted the hand to gesticulate toward the people, sang in good voice and with feeling describes the Marcus Flint unlucky type. “他捂着嘴唇跑去校医院了。”伍德好不容易止住笑声,抬手朝着众人比划了一下,声情并茂地描述马库斯·弗林特的倒霉样。 Nothing compared with seeing the own repugnant fellow but actually big mildew was worth the happy matter. 没什么比看到自己讨厌的家伙倒大霉更值得开心的事情了。 At this time, the surroundings suddenly was peaceful, Albert looked following everyone's line of sight, Hufflepuff miss correct use is covering the lip, fled from the Great Hall hall fast. 就在这时候,周围忽然安静下来,艾伯特顺着大家的视线望去,一名赫奇帕奇的姑娘正用手捂着嘴唇,飞快地逃离礼堂大厅。 After short laughter, everyone discussed very quietly is actually who in practical joke. 短暂的笑声过后,大家窃窃私语地讨论究竟是谁在恶作剧。 Albert eliminates the steak in plate, shot a look at opposite side similarly wooden George, the latter as if feels the line of sight of Albert, shrugs the arm, expressed very much innocently this matter is not they do. 艾伯特消灭完盘里的肉排,瞥了眼对面旁边同样无表情的乔治,后者似乎感受到艾伯特的视线,耸了耸肩膀,很无辜地表示这件事不是他们做的。 „Did you succeed unexpectedly?” Actually Albert very curious Fred and George is how feeds in raw material toward Marcus Flint food. “你们居然成功了？”艾伯特很好奇弗雷德与乔治究竟是怎样往马库斯·弗林特的食物里加料的。 „Is Peeves does , there is nothing to do with us!” An innocent person of Fred face , indicating that this matter is really not they do, moreover two people do not have such ability. “是皮皮鬼做的,和我们无关！”弗雷德一脸的无辜,表示这件事真的不是他们做的,而且两人也没有这样的能力。 „Did you convince Peeves?” Albert selects the eyebrow to ask. “你们说服了皮皮鬼？”艾伯特挑眉问道。 „We comply to give Peeves to provide some interesting small thing.” Fred is winking the innocent small eye, „in any case, must make fun of the student, making fun of anyone is the same, did you say?” “我们答应给皮皮鬼提供一些有趣的小玩意。”弗雷德眨着无辜的小眼睛,“反正,都要捉弄学生,捉弄谁都一样,你说是不是呢？” Albert had nothing to say in reply, this saying truly right, to Peeves, the Hogwarts' student was not divided four houses, in any case was a student. 艾伯特无言以对,这话确实也没错,对皮皮鬼来说,霍格沃茨的学生是不分四大学院,反正都是学生。 Facts showed, idea of Albert is right, in the following several days , many people, when Great Hall dines, the lip swells the funny sausage mouth bewilderedly. 事实证明,艾伯特的想法是对的,接下来的几天时间里,又有很多人在礼堂用餐的时候,嘴唇莫名奇妙肿成搞笑的香肠嘴。 Could not find the reason, making the Hogwarts' students very anxious, which day everyone is afraid to be one's turn itself to have bad luck suddenly. 找不到原因,让霍格沃茨的学生都很不安,大家都害怕哪天会忽然轮到自己倒霉。 Professor Sprout also inspects the kitchen in school specially, but obviously is not the House-elf issue. 斯普劳特教授还特意检查学校的厨房,但显然不是家养小精灵的问题。 In one day, everyone discovered the reason finally. 在某一天,大家终于发现原因所在了。 Without the means that who lets Peeves snort/hum the strange song, sprinkles the strange seasoning toward the steak that in they eat. 没办法,谁让皮皮鬼正哼着古怪的小曲,往他们吃的肉排里洒奇怪的调味料。 Many people saw with one's own eyes to eat the student of feeding steak, the resembles sausage that the lip rose shortly. 很多人亲眼看到吃了加料肉排的学生,嘴唇没多久都涨的像香肠。 Then, this matter on thorough cooker. 然后,这事就彻底炸锅了。 Everyone starts to denounce Peeves, however is useless, Peeves practical joke was not the 1~2 time. 大家开始声讨皮皮鬼,然而没什么用,皮皮鬼的恶作剧又不是一两次了。 Filch wants to draw support from this opportunity actually, will expel Hogwarts with Peeves that will oppose frequently, but he cannot succeed eventually. 费尔奇倒是想要借助这一次机会,将经常与自己作对的皮皮鬼赶出霍格沃茨,但他终究没能成功。 In the manager of Hogwarts all previous generations, Wizard that wants to expel Peeves many, they no one succeeds, had no way to use magic Filch not to mention. 在霍格沃茨历代的管理员中,不乏想要赶走皮皮鬼的巫师,他们都无一人成功,更别提没法使用魔法的费尔奇了。 „You give Peeves many that thing.” Albert shot a look at the eye move of Fred, when others have not paid attention asked in a low voice. “你给皮皮鬼多少那玩意。”艾伯特瞥了眼又中招的弗雷德,在别人没注意的时候低声问道。 He also followed to be together hapless a moment ago. 他刚才也跟着一起倒霉了。 Is good after Albert discovers in many people the move, then matches Deflating Draught ahead of time, came across exceptionally, strangles the issue directly in the cradle. 好在艾伯特发现很多人中招后,便提前配好消肿剂,遇到异常,就将问题直接扼杀在摇篮里了。 „Be only that bottle, should be almost used up.” George not too said definite. We have not thought that bottle of seasonings can use such for a long time. ” Fred is also very depressed. Recently for these days, he did not eat to food that fed in raw material several times carefully. “只有那瓶,应该快用完了。”乔治不太确定地说道。我们没想到那瓶调味料可以用这么久。”弗雷德也很郁闷。最近这几天,他也不小心吃到好几次加料的食物。 Is takes the consequences for own actions completely. 完全是自作自受呢。 Peeves is insane, is simply inappropriate. 皮皮鬼疯起来,简直让人受不了。 „Don't forget, according to the agreement, you must provide one package of dung balls to Peeves.” The Lee Jordan depressed reminder said, his lip has been swollen similarly. “别忘了,按照约定,你们还得给皮皮鬼提供一包大粪弹。”李·乔丹郁闷的提醒道,他的嘴唇同样已经肿了一圈。 „You did not worry that whom professor investigate to give Peeves that bottle of seasonings?” Albert quite sees the twin reluctantly, now Peeves added the seasoning to food the method becomes wiser, completely virtually impossible to guard against. “你们就不担心教授们调查谁给皮皮鬼那瓶调味料的吗？”艾伯特颇为无奈地看着双胞胎,现在皮皮鬼给食物加调味料的手段变得更加高明了,完全令人防不胜防。 However, the fact showed, the worry of Albert is completely unnecessary. 然而,事实证明,艾伯特的担心完全是多余的。 The Hogwarts' student has not suspected on this matter other students, they now soon by Peeves compelling insanely. Eats the thing time, is always cautious, so as to avoid eats by Peeves has fed in raw material the thing. 霍格沃茨的学生从来没有将这件事怀疑到其他学生身上,他们现在都快要被皮皮鬼给逼疯了。吃东西的时候,总是要小心翼翼,免得吃到被皮皮鬼加料过的东西。 Similarly was compelled quickly insanely also has Madam Pomfrey, the lip swelling student appears in school hospital one after another, this protecting oneself long worth makes Professor Snape dispose massive Deflating Draught, and also reminded everyone specially, encountered this situation again, received Deflating Draught to school hospital. 同样快被逼疯的还有庞弗雷夫人,嘴唇肿胀的学生接二连三地出现在校医院,这位护身长值得让斯内普教授配置大量消肿剂,并且还特意提醒大家,再遇到这种情况,就到校医院领取消肿剂。 Now, as we all know, eliminates the sausage mouth, avoids itself making a boner, only needs after detecting in oneself move, uses few Deflating Draught to solve the problem perfectly, they do not need to guard against Peeves practical joke. 现在,大家都知道,消除香肠嘴,避免自己出丑,只需要在察觉自己中招后,使用少量的消肿剂就可以完美解决问题,他们再也不需要防备皮皮鬼的恶作剧了。 Some school hospital naturally also many Deflating Draught, but after that need move, can use, will dispose this medicament Wizard actually to have many truly, but the potions levels of many are very ordinary, does not dare to drink potions that oneself dispose to know from them. 校医院自然也有不少消肿剂,但那需要中招后才能使用,真正会配置这种药剂的巫师其实有不少,但很多人的魔药水平都很一般,从他们不敢喝自己配置的魔药就知道了。 Therefore, in Hogwarts' Black Market, Deflating Draught suddenly on fire. 于是,在霍格沃茨的黑市里,消肿剂忽然就火了。
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