Really unbearable! 真是够呛的！ Fred, George and Lee Jordan always felt recently own bad luck is encumbered, since the Christmas vacation ended, has experienced various unlucky matters. 弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹最近总觉得自己霉运缠身,自从圣诞假期结束后,就一直遇到各种的倒霉事。 Holiday task that can never complete, oneself unexpectedly because also the holiday task does not pass an examination, closed/pass the confinement by Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape, making them miss evening's meals and snacks. 永远都做不完的假期作业,自己居然还因为假期作业不及格,被麦格教授与斯内普教授关了禁闭,让他们错过晚上的饭点。 The Fred and George situation is more miserable, because was closed the confinement, misses several Quidditch to train, Charlie lost a temper not to say for this reason, but also wrote a letter to tell in the family/home this matter, Madam Weasley writes a letter to warn two people ruthlessly, if there are the next time, buckled light their pitiful spending money. 弗雷德与乔治的处境更惨,因为被关禁闭,错过几次魁地奇训练,查理为此发了一通脾气不说,还写信将这事告诉了家里,韦斯莱夫人写了封信狠狠地警告两人,如果有下一次,就扣光他们可怜的零花钱。 Naturally, Fred and George spending money originally few pity. 当然,弗雷德与乔治的零花钱本就少的可怜。 „Look, I discovered anything!” “瞧,我发现了什么！” Just entered the dormitory, Fred is attracted the attention by fragrance, his line of sight stared on the table also to brave the steam stubbornly the egg potato fried cake, could not bear swallow the saliva, the hand just bit a meat pie to give body side George, then at an extraordinary speed appeared before the table. 刚进宿舍,弗雷德就被一股香味吸引了注意力,他的视线死死地盯着桌上还冒着热气的鸡蛋土豆煎饼,忍不住咽了咽口水,把手上刚咬了一口的肉馅饼递给身侧的乔治,然后以超常的速度出现在桌子前。 Good! 好吧！ Three people of speeds are quick, has encircled the food on table. 三人的速度都很快,已经将桌上的食物团团围住了。 „Albert?” Lee Jordan asked in a low voice. “艾伯特呢？”李·乔丹低声问道。 „...... Is taking a bath probably!” Fred said indefinitely. “大概……在洗澡吧！”弗雷德不确定地说。 „Is this he specially to the midnight snack that we prepare?” George bit a meat pie, lifted also to brave the steam the egg potato fried cake to contrast with the table on, threw one side the meat pie in own decisively. “这是他特意给我们准备的夜宵吗？”乔治咬了一下肉馅饼,抬起来与桌上还冒着热气的鸡蛋土豆煎饼对比了一下,果断把自己手上的肉馅饼扔一边。 „Definitely is like this.” “肯定是这样子。” Three people look at each other mutually, understood the meaning in opposite party eyes: Before Albert has not come back, a bit faster it gives the elimination! 三人相互对视,都看懂了对方眼中的意思:趁艾伯特没回来前,快点将它给消灭了！ Compared with the meat pie, the hot egg potato fried cake can evoke their appetites, was hearing this fragrance, the feeling belly was hungrier. 比起肉馅饼,热腾腾的鸡蛋土豆煎饼更能勾起他们的食欲,闻着这股香味,感觉肚子更饿了。 Therefore, three people rapid blow a minute/share of cleanness food. 于是,三人迅速将食物刮分干净。 Then...... 然后…… After Albert takes a bath, saw that the mouth lip swelling becomes sausage Fred, George and Lee Jordan, suddenly could not bear pū smiles to make noise. 艾伯特洗完澡回来后,就看到嘴唇肿成香肠的弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹,一时间没忍住噗笑出声。 „How your was!” Albert does intentionally asks consternation, because his facial skin suppresses to smile to shiver slightly. “你们这是怎么了！”艾伯特故作愕然地问道,他的脸皮还是因为憋笑而微微颤抖。 „We ate the food on table a moment ago......” the Fred tone hidden bitterness, sounds slurred. “我们刚才吃了桌上的食物……”弗雷德的语气幽怨,听起来模糊不清。 „Then, turned into this appearance!” George referred to own lip, felt that the entire life was gloomy. “然后,就变成这个模样了！”乔治指了指自己的嘴唇,感觉整个人生都灰暗了。 „I am definitely having a dream, right, is definitely having a dream.” Lee Jordan looks very sad, was very recently hapless. “我肯定是在做梦,对,肯定是在做梦。”李·乔丹看上去很忧伤,最近果然很倒霉。 „You are not having a dream. cough cough, first looks for Madam Pomfrey, she can definitely cure your lips.” Albert suppresses is smiled to make noise by oneself, coughs lightly, having three people to go to school hospital. “你不是在做梦。咳咳,先去找庞弗雷夫人,她肯定能够治好你们的嘴唇。”艾伯特强憋着不让自己笑出声,轻咳一声,带着三人去了校医院。 Luckily now already at nightfall, will otherwise also really annoy one pile of eye salutes. 幸好现在已经入夜,否则还真会惹来一堆的注目礼。 The Madam Pomfrey not too satisfactory relaxation time was disturbed obviously, but looks in the shares of three people of swelling lips, matched liquid medicines to them well......, only used not to arrive at the 30 second merely, Madam Pomfrey helps three people eliminate the sausage lip, then please leave school them hospital. 庞弗雷夫人显然不太满意休息时间被人打扰,但还是看在三人的肿胀的嘴唇的份上,给他们配了点药水……好吧,仅仅只用了不到三十秒,庞弗雷夫人就帮三人消除了香肠嘴唇,然后将他们请出校医院。 Naturally, she uses is Deflating Draught. 当然,她使用的就是消肿剂。 „You toward that egg potato fried cake Riga what strange thing.” “你是不是往那份鸡蛋土豆煎饼里加了什么奇怪的东西。” Just returned to the dormitory, the Fred three people interrogates Albert. 刚回宿舍,弗雷德三人就审问起艾伯特。 No matter how look, thought that is this fellow is putting in order their three wickedly. After all, food is the Albert preparation, his suspicion is naturally biggest. 不管怎么看,都觉得是这个家伙在恶整他们三个。毕竟,食物是艾伯特准备的,他的嫌疑自然最大。 „cough cough, that was I just made to prepare from the kitchen with the midnight snack that you shared together, who made you first eat, but also gave to eat clean the midnight snack.” Albert cannot bear toward three people shows the whites of the eyes, face schadenfreude, „luckily, you first ate, otherwise I must be together hapless with you.” “咳咳,那是我从厨房刚弄来准备与你们一起分享的夜宵,谁让你们先吃,还把夜宵都给吃光了。”艾伯特忍不住朝着三人翻了个白眼,一脸幸灾乐祸,“幸好,你们先吃了,不然我也要跟你们一起倒霉了。” At this moment, three people of faces immediately one red, but quick also responded. 这一刻,三人的脸顿时一红,但很快又反应过来。 It is not right! 不对啊！ Definitely is Albert expects them to steal food, then...... 肯定是艾伯特料到他们会偷吃,然后…… Un, thinks that also is really the matter that he can handle. 恩,想想还真是他会做的事情呢。 Hateful, unexpectedly Albert clever trick! 啊,可恶,居然中了艾伯特的诡计！ However, that egg potato fried cake were too few, 不过,那份鸡蛋土豆煎饼实在太少了, Has not eaten to the full! „Owns to come clean, how you achieve.” In the eye pupil of George glitters excitedly the ray. 都还没吃饱呢！“老实交待,你是怎么做到的。”乔治的眼眸里闪烁起兴奋地光芒。 „Such fun, you did not tell us unexpectedly!” Fred also wants to know how Albert lets their bewildered move, really toward food Riga what? “这么好玩的东西,你居然不告诉我们！”弗雷德也想知道艾伯特是怎么让他们莫名其妙中招的,难道真的往食物里加了什么？ It is not right! 不对！ They when eat the egg potato fried cake, does not have the feeling to have any incorrect place! 他们在吃鸡蛋土豆煎饼的时候,也没感觉有什么不对的地方啊！ But three people can affirm, this absolutely is the Albert acrobatics. 但三人都敢肯定,这绝对是艾伯特的把戏。 „, Good. I put a seasoning toward above, has not thought that unexpectedly will have such effect.” Albert pulls out small bottle seasoning from own pocket, places three people of front. “咳,好吧。我只是往上面放了点调味料,没想到居然会有这样的效果。”艾伯特从自己的口袋里掏出一小瓶调味料,放在三人的面前。 „What is this?” Lee Jordan first asked. “这是什么？”李·乔丹抢先问道。 „Seasoning of feeding.” Albert said. This thing is actually his previous time in the test piece that in the Snape potions class gets a sudden inspiration. “加料的调味料。”艾伯特说道。这玩意其实是他上次在斯内普魔药课上灵机一动的试验品。 Since love potion can increase in the chocolate, Swelling Solution naturally does not have the issue, during attending class the potions class, disposition modified version Swelling Solution also remains, is infiltrated in the seasoning by the Albert dilution, makes at present this thing. 既然迷情剂可以添加进巧克力里面,肿胀药剂自然也没问题,上课魔药课期间,配置的改良版肿胀药剂还剩一些,就被艾伯特稀释混进调味料里,制成眼前这玩意。 Naturally, the Swelling Solution weight/quantity is actually few, otherwise after not will wait for Fred to finish eating food, discovered that own mouth lip swelling will become the sausage appearance. 当然,肿胀药剂的分量其实很少,否则也不会等弗雷德吃完食物后,才发现自己的嘴唇肿成香肠模样。 „But, this seasoning is actually good.” Fred recalled had eaten a moment ago the egg potato fried cake, resounds a very interesting matter suddenly. “不过,这调味料倒是不错。”弗雷德回想起刚才吃过的鸡蛋土豆煎饼,忽然响起一件非常有趣的事情。 „You said......” “你们说……” „It is not good, you want to be dead do not pull I to launch together.” Albert does not wait for the Fred opens the mouth, rejected very much simply. “不行,你想作死别拉着我一起下水。”艾伯特不等弗雷德开口,就很干脆地拒绝了。 „I have not said.” Fred cannot bear complain. “我都还没说完。”弗雷德忍不住抱怨道。 „If student like this in school, you think that you can hide?” Albert stared Fred one ill-humoredly. This thing added Swelling Solution is right! ” George has done the clear outcome what's the matter, admires the Albert method. “要是学校里的学生都这样子,你以为自己躲得掉？”艾伯特没好气地瞪了弗雷德一眼。这东西加了肿胀药剂对吧！”乔治已经搞明白究竟是怎么回事,不由佩服艾伯特手段。 „The Swelling Solution effect may compared with this probably.” The Lee Jordan reminder said. “肿胀药剂的效果可比这个要强很多。”李·乔丹提醒道。 „After this is the dilution, makes, the effect weakened!” Albert has not denied this point. “这是稀释后制造出来的,效果削弱了很多！”艾伯特并没有否认这一点。 „Words said when you make.” George was more curious. “话说,你什么时候制造出来的。”乔治更加好奇了。 „You, when closes the confinement.” Albert light snort/hum a sound said: „Who makes you pass on the rumor randomly, do not think that I do not know is you do.” “你们在关禁闭的时候。”艾伯特轻哼一声道:“谁让你们乱传流言,别以为我不知道是你们做的。” „That is the Fred mistake.” George flings to give own twin brothers the pot very much simply. “那是弗雷德的错。”乔治很干脆地把锅甩给自己的双胞胎兄弟。 „I in galleons with my pocket pledged, this matter has nothing to do with me.” Fred pledges immediately proved oneself are innocent. “我以我口袋里的加隆发誓,这件事与我无关。”弗雷德立刻发誓证明自己是无辜的。 „Don't be a fool, in your pocket did not have galleons.” “别傻了,你的口袋里没有加隆。” „That was Lee Jordan says.” “那是李乔丹说的。” „Hey, do not drag down me, my anything has not reached an agreement!” Lee Jordan cannot bear the protest say. “喂,别把我拉下水,我什么都没有说好不！”李·乔丹忍不住抗议道。 Three people start to wrangle mutually. 三人开始互相扯皮。 Albert stared their one eyes, receives the seasoning the bottle, the preparation forces in own cabinet, his very clear these three bastards are having what idea. 艾伯特瞪了他们一眼,收起调味料的瓶子,准备塞进自己的柜子里,他很清楚这三个混蛋在打什么主意。 „No, lends me to use it!” Fred sends out the rending pitiful yell, he also prepared to take that thing remove evil entire several repugnant fellows. “别,把它借给我用一下啊！”弗雷德发出撕心裂肺的惨叫,他原本还准备拿那玩意去恶整几个讨厌的家伙。 „Oneself match.” Albert curls the lip saying: „Swelling Solution is not difficult to dispose.” “自己配。”艾伯特撇嘴道:“肿胀药剂并不难配置。” „We planned that gives Peeves the thing!” Fred said without hesitation: „Peeves will definitely be glad to look that others have bad luck.” “我们打算把东西交给皮皮鬼！”弗雷德不假思索道:“皮皮鬼肯定会乐意看其他人倒霉。” „Careful do not give yourself the pit.” Albert light snort/hum, throws the method to Fred, making them improve. “小心别把自己也给坑了。”艾伯特轻哼了一声,把方法扔给弗雷德,让他们自己改良。