Reallyunbearable!
真是够呛的!Fred, GeorgeandLee Jordanalwaysfeltrecentlyownbad luckis encumbered, since the Christmasvacationended, has experiencedvariousunluckymatters.弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹最近总觉得自己霉运缠身,自从圣诞假期结束后,就一直遇到各种的倒霉事。Holiday task that can never complete, oneselfunexpectedlybecausealso the holiday taskdoes not pass an examination, closed/pass the confinementbyProfessor McGonagallandProfessor Snape, makingthemmissevening'smeals and snacks.
永远都做不完的假期作业,自己居然还因为假期作业不及格,被麦格教授与斯内普教授关了禁闭,让他们错过晚上的饭点。
The Fred and Georgesituationis more miserable, becausewas closed the confinement, missesseveralQuidditchto train, Charlielost a tempernot to sayfor this reason, but alsowrote a letterto tellin the family/homethismatter, Madam Weasleywrites a letterto warntwo peopleruthlessly, ifthere are the nexttime, buckledlighttheirpitifulspending money.弗雷德与乔治的处境更惨,因为被关禁闭,错过几次魁地奇训练,查理为此发了一通脾气不说,还写信将这事告诉了家里,韦斯莱夫人写了封信狠狠地警告两人,如果有下一次,就扣光他们可怜的零花钱。Naturally, Fred and Georgespending moneyoriginallyfewpity.
当然,弗雷德与乔治的零花钱本就少的可怜。„Look, Idiscoveredanything!”
“瞧,我发现了什么!”Justentered the dormitory, Fredis attracted the attentionbyfragrance, hisline of sightstared on the tablealsoto brave the steamstubbornly the eggpotatofried cake, could not bearswallow the saliva, the handjustbit a meat pieto givebodysideGeorge, thenat an extraordinary speedappearedbefore the table.
刚进宿舍,弗雷德就被一股香味吸引了注意力,他的视线死死地盯着桌上还冒着热气的鸡蛋土豆煎饼,忍不住咽了咽口水,把手上刚咬了一口的肉馅饼递给身侧的乔治,然后以超常的速度出现在桌子前。Good!
好吧!Threepeople of speedsare quick, has encircled the food on table.
三人的速度都很快,已经将桌上的食物团团围住了。„Albert?”Lee Jordanaskedin a low voice.
“艾伯特呢?”李·乔丹低声问道。„...... Is taking a bathprobably!”Fredsaidindefinitely.
“大概……在洗澡吧!”弗雷德不确定地说。„Is thishespeciallyto the midnight snack that weprepare?”Georgebit a meat pie, liftedalsoto brave the steam the eggpotatofried caketo contrastwith the tableon, threw one side the meat pie in owndecisively.
“这是他特意给我们准备的夜宵吗?”乔治咬了一下肉馅饼,抬起来与桌上还冒着热气的鸡蛋土豆煎饼对比了一下,果断把自己手上的肉馅饼扔一边。„Definitelyislike this.”
“肯定是这样子。”Threepeoplelook at each othermutually, understood the meaning in opposite partyeyes: BeforeAlberthas not come back, a bit fasteritgives the elimination!
三人相互对视,都看懂了对方眼中的意思:趁艾伯特没回来前,快点将它给消灭了!Compared with the meat pie, the hoteggpotatofried cakecanevoketheirappetites, was hearingthisfragrance, the feelingbellywas hungrier.
比起肉馅饼,热腾腾的鸡蛋土豆煎饼更能勾起他们的食欲,闻着这股香味,感觉肚子更饿了。Therefore, threepeoplerapidblow a minute/share of cleannessfood.
于是,三人迅速将食物刮分干净。Then......
然后……
After Alberttakes a bath, saw that the mouthlip swellingbecomessausageFred, GeorgeandLee Jordan, suddenlycould not bearpūsmilesto make noise.艾伯特洗完澡回来后,就看到嘴唇肿成香肠的弗雷德、乔治与李·乔丹,一时间没忍住噗笑出声。„How your was!”Albertdoes intentionally asks consternation, becausehisfacial skinsuppressesto smileto shiverslightly.
“你们这是怎么了!”艾伯特故作愕然地问道,他的脸皮还是因为憋笑而微微颤抖。„Weate the food on tablea moment ago......” the Fredtonehidden bitterness, soundsslurred.
“我们刚才吃了桌上的食物……”弗雷德的语气幽怨,听起来模糊不清。„Then, turned intothisappearance!”Georgereferred toownlip, felt that the entirelifewas gloomy.
“然后,就变成这个模样了!”乔治指了指自己的嘴唇,感觉整个人生都灰暗了。„Iam definitely having a dream, right, is definitely having a dream.”Lee Jordanlooksverysad, was very recently hapless.
“我肯定是在做梦,对,肯定是在做梦。”李·乔丹看上去很忧伤,最近果然很倒霉。„Youare not having a dream. cough cough, firstlooks forMadam Pomfrey, she can definitely cureyourlips.”Albertsuppressesis smiledto make noisebyoneself, coughslightly, havingthreepeopleto go toschoolhospital.
“你不是在做梦。咳咳,先去找庞弗雷夫人,她肯定能够治好你们的嘴唇。”艾伯特强憋着不让自己笑出声,轻咳一声,带着三人去了校医院。Luckilynowalreadyat nightfall, will otherwise also really annoyonepile of eye salutes.
幸好现在已经入夜,否则还真会惹来一堆的注目礼。
The Madam Pomfreynottoosatisfactoryrelaxation timewas disturbedobviously, butlooksin the shares of threepeople of swellinglips, matchedliquid medicinestothemwell......, onlyusednot to arrive at the 30secondmerely, Madam Pomfreyhelpsthreepeopleeliminate the sausagelip, thenpleaseleave schoolthemhospital.庞弗雷夫人显然不太满意休息时间被人打扰,但还是看在三人的肿胀的嘴唇的份上,给他们配了点药水……好吧,仅仅只用了不到三十秒,庞弗雷夫人就帮三人消除了香肠嘴唇,然后将他们请出校医院。Naturally, sheusesisDeflating Draught.
当然,她使用的就是消肿剂。„Youtowardthateggpotatofried cakeRigawhatstrangething.”
“你是不是往那份鸡蛋土豆煎饼里加了什么奇怪的东西。”Justreturned to the dormitory, the FredthreepeopleinterrogatesAlbert.
刚回宿舍,弗雷德三人就审问起艾伯特。No matter howlook, thought that isthisfellowis putting in ordertheirthreewickedly. After all, foodis the Albertpreparation, hissuspicionis naturally biggest.
不管怎么看,都觉得是这个家伙在恶整他们三个。毕竟,食物是艾伯特准备的,他的嫌疑自然最大。„cough cough, thatwasIjustmadeto preparefrom the kitchenwith the midnight snack that yousharedtogether, whomadeyoufirsteat, but alsogaveto eat clean the midnight snack.”Albertcannot beartowardthreepeopleshows the whites of the eyes, faceschadenfreude, „luckily, youfirstate, otherwiseI must be together haplesswithyou.”
“咳咳,那是我从厨房刚弄来准备与你们一起分享的夜宵,谁让你们先吃,还把夜宵都给吃光了。”艾伯特忍不住朝着三人翻了个白眼,一脸幸灾乐祸,“幸好,你们先吃了,不然我也要跟你们一起倒霉了。”At this moment, threepeople of facesimmediatelyonered, butquickalsoresponded.
这一刻,三人的脸顿时一红,但很快又反应过来。
It is not right!
不对啊!DefinitelyisAlbertexpectsthemto steal food, then......
肯定是艾伯特料到他们会偷吃,然后……Un, thinks that also is really the matter that hecanhandle.
恩,想想还真是他会做的事情呢。Hateful, unexpectedlyAlbertclever trick!
啊,可恶,居然中了艾伯特的诡计!However, thateggpotatofried cake were too few,
不过,那份鸡蛋土豆煎饼实在太少了,Has not eaten to the full! „Owns to come clean, howyouachieve.”In the eyepupil of Georgeglittersexcitedly the ray.
都还没吃饱呢!“老实交待,你是怎么做到的。”乔治的眼眸里闪烁起兴奋地光芒。„Suchfun, youdid not tellusunexpectedly!”Fredalsowantsto know how Albertletstheirbewilderedmove, reallytowardfoodRigawhat?
“这么好玩的东西,你居然不告诉我们!”弗雷德也想知道艾伯特是怎么让他们莫名其妙中招的,难道真的往食物里加了什么?
It is not right!
不对!Theywheneat the eggpotatofried cake, does not have the feelingto have any incorrectplace!
他们在吃鸡蛋土豆煎饼的时候,也没感觉有什么不对的地方啊!Butthreepeoplecanaffirm,thisabsolutelyis the Albertacrobatics.
但三人都敢肯定,这绝对是艾伯特的把戏。„, Good. Iput a seasoningtowardabove, has not thought that unexpectedlywill havesucheffect.”Albertpulls outsmall bottleseasoningfromownpocket, placesthreepeople of front.
“咳,好吧。我只是往上面放了点调味料,没想到居然会有这样的效果。”艾伯特从自己的口袋里掏出一小瓶调味料,放在三人的面前。„What is this?”Lee Jordanfirstasked.
“这是什么?”李·乔丹抢先问道。„Seasoning of feeding.”Albertsaid. Thisthing is actually hisprevioustimein the test piece that in the Snapepotionsclassgets a sudden inspiration.
“加料的调味料。”艾伯特说道。这玩意其实是他上次在斯内普魔药课上灵机一动的试验品。Sincelove potioncanincreasein the chocolate, Swelling Solutionnaturallydoes not have the issue, during attending class the potionsclass, dispositionmodified versionSwelling Solutionalsoremains, is infiltratedin the seasoningby the Albertdilution, makesat presentthisthing.
既然迷情剂可以添加进巧克力里面,肿胀药剂自然也没问题,上课魔药课期间,配置的改良版肿胀药剂还剩一些,就被艾伯特稀释混进调味料里,制成眼前这玩意。Naturally, the Swelling Solutionweight/quantityis actually few, otherwise after notwill wait forFredto finish eatingfood, discovered that ownmouthlip swellingwill become the sausageappearance.
当然,肿胀药剂的分量其实很少,否则也不会等弗雷德吃完食物后,才发现自己的嘴唇肿成香肠模样。„But, thisseasoningis actually good.”Fredrecalledhad eatena moment ago the eggpotatofried cake, resounds a veryinterestingmattersuddenly.
“不过,这调味料倒是不错。”弗雷德回想起刚才吃过的鸡蛋土豆煎饼,忽然响起一件非常有趣的事情。„Yousaid......”
“你们说……”„It is not good, youwantto bedeaddo not pullIto launchtogether.”Albertdoes not wait for the Fredopens the mouth, rejectedvery muchsimply.
“不行,你想作死别拉着我一起下水。”艾伯特不等弗雷德开口,就很干脆地拒绝了。„Ihave not said.”Fredcannot bearcomplain.
“我都还没说完。”弗雷德忍不住抱怨道。„Ifstudentlike this in school, youthink that youcan hide?”AlbertstaredFredoneill-humoredly. ThisthingaddedSwelling Solutionis right! ” Georgehas done the clearoutcomewhat's the matter, admires the Albertmethod.
“要是学校里的学生都这样子,你以为自己躲得掉?”艾伯特没好气地瞪了弗雷德一眼。这东西加了肿胀药剂对吧!”乔治已经搞明白究竟是怎么回事,不由佩服艾伯特手段。„The Swelling Solutioneffectmaycompared withthisprobably.” The Lee Jordanremindersaid.
“肿胀药剂的效果可比这个要强很多。”李·乔丹提醒道。„After thisis the dilution, makes, the effectweakened!”Alberthas not deniedthis point.
“这是稀释后制造出来的,效果削弱了很多!”艾伯特并没有否认这一点。„Wordssaid when youmake.”Georgewas more curious.
“话说,你什么时候制造出来的。”乔治更加好奇了。„You, whencloses the confinement.”Albertlightsnort/hum a sound said: „Whomakesyoupass on the rumorrandomly, do not think that Ido not knowis you do.”
“你们在关禁闭的时候。”艾伯特轻哼一声道:“谁让你们乱传流言,别以为我不知道是你们做的。”„Thatis the Fredmistake.”Georgeflingsto giveowntwin brothers the potvery muchsimply.
“那是弗雷德的错。”乔治很干脆地把锅甩给自己的双胞胎兄弟。„Iingalleonswithmypocketpledged,thismatterhas nothing to dowithme.”Fredpledgesimmediatelyprovedoneselfareinnocent.
“我以我口袋里的加隆发誓,这件事与我无关。”弗雷德立刻发誓证明自己是无辜的。„Don't be a fool, inyourpocketdid not havegalleons.”
“别傻了,你的口袋里没有加隆。”„ThatwasLee Jordansays.”
“那是李乔丹说的。”„Hey, do not drag downme, myanythinghas not reached an agreement!”Lee Jordancannot bear the protestsay.
“喂,别把我拉下水,我什么都没有说好不!”李·乔丹忍不住抗议道。Threepeoplestartto wranglemutually.
三人开始互相扯皮。Albertstaredtheironeeyes, receives the seasoning the bottle, the preparationforces in owncabinet, hisveryclearthesethreebastardsare havingwhatidea.艾伯特瞪了他们一眼,收起调味料的瓶子,准备塞进自己的柜子里,他很清楚这三个混蛋在打什么主意。„No, lendsmeto useit!”Fredsends out the rendingpitiful yell, healsopreparedto takethatthingremove evilentireseveralrepugnantfellows.
“别,把它借给我用一下啊!”弗雷德发出撕心裂肺的惨叫,他原本还准备拿那玩意去恶整几个讨厌的家伙。„Oneselfmatch.”Albertcurls the lip saying: „Swelling Solutionis not difficultto dispose.”
“自己配。”艾伯特撇嘴道:“肿胀药剂并不难配置。”„Weplanned that givesPeeves the thing!”Fredsaidwithout hesitation: „Peeveswill definitely be gladto look that others have bad luck.”
“我们打算把东西交给皮皮鬼!”弗雷德不假思索道:“皮皮鬼肯定会乐意看其他人倒霉。”„Carefuldo not give yourself the pit.”Albertlightsnort/hum, throws the methodtoFred, makingthemimprove.
“小心别把自己也给坑了。”艾伯特轻哼了一声,把方法扔给弗雷德,让他们自己改良。
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