„That...... Albert, I suddenly have a great idea.” “那个……艾伯特,我忽然有个好主意。” At nightfall, in Gryffindor's common room, is doing the homework Fred to raise the head to say earnestly suddenly. 入夜,格兰芬多的公共休息室里,正埋头做家庭作业的弗雷德忽然抬头说道。 „What great idea?” Albert does not lift asks. “什么好主意？”艾伯特头也不抬地问道。 „I obtained an inspiration from the fat lip seasoning.” “我从肥唇调味料上得到了一个灵感。” „Fat lip seasoning?” Albert hears this name to be somewhat stunned, knits the brows to ask slightly, „aren't you making the Freezing Charm paper?” “肥唇调味料？”艾伯特听到这个称呼有些愕然,微微皱眉问道,“你不是在做冰冻咒的论文吗？” „cough cough, that...... I mean the fat tongue candy.” Fred pinches Every Flavor Beans to throw into the mouth, the eyes shines. “咳咳,那个……我是说肥舌糖果。”弗雷德捏起一颗多味豆扔进嘴里,双眼放光。 „Does not have the new idea.” Lee Jordan comments. “没新意。”李·乔丹评价道。 „” Shut up, listening to me to say. ” Fred could not bear stare Lee Jordan one, continued to answer, „, since can increase the swelling medicinal preparation, why that can't be the plumping agent or inflates magic?” “”闭嘴,听我说完。”弗雷德忍不住瞪了李乔丹一眼,继续解释道,“既然可以添加肿胀剂,那为什么不能是膨胀剂或者膨胀魔法呢？” „Inflates magic?” “膨胀魔法？” Albert looks up to Fred, the simplest way increases the plumping agent toward the candy , the effect on inflating magic is similar, but he does not determine this potions, as for inflating magic? He thought that is unable to achieve this at the Fred and George present level temporarily, even he, does not have the good method suddenly. 艾伯特抬头望向弗雷德,最简单的方式就是往糖果里添加膨胀剂,效果与膨胀魔法类似,但他不确定有没有这种魔药,至于膨胀魔法？他觉得以弗雷德与乔治现在的水平暂时无法做到这点,就算是他,一时间也没有太好的做法。 „Therefore, you hope that I do help you complete?” Albert selected the eyebrow, asked. “所以,你希望我帮你们完成？”艾伯特挑了挑眉,反问道。 Two people a little are immediately awkward, obviously is this meaning. 两人顿时都有点尴尬,显然就是这个意思。 „You are not want the family/home joke shop, the words such being the case, oneself try to find the solution, turns into the reality own idea, otherwise you are very forever difficult to have own joke shop.” The Albert reminder said, „after all, in the joke shop the interesting goods need you to create, not?” “你们不是想要开家玩笑店吧,既然如此的话,就自己去想办法吧,把自己的想法变成现实,否则你们永远都很难拥有属于自己的玩笑店。”艾伯特提醒道,“毕竟,玩笑店里有趣的物品都需要你们自己去创造,不是吗？” „, Good.” Fred was somewhat discouraged, speaks thoughtlessly to comply with one. “哦,好吧。”弗雷德有些气馁,随口应了一声。 „Said your idea to me.” George is interested actually very much. “跟我说说你的想法。”乔治倒是很感兴趣。 After several minutes, Albert said ill-humoredly, „why not to say after eating the candy, whole person direct expansion a balloon?” 几分钟后,艾伯特没好气地说,“干嘛不说吃了糖果后,整个人直接膨胀成一个气球呢？” „I thought that the tongue is quite interesting.” The Fred opening mouth, makes the movement that sticks out one's tongue and gasps for breath, „the best tongue to get bigger and bigger.” “我觉得舌头比较有意思。”弗雷德张大嘴巴,做出吐舌头与喘气的动作,“最好舌头会越涨越大。” „Are you a devil?” “你是魔鬼吗？” „Do not make that the saliva flies randomly.” Lee Jordan complained ill-humoredly “别弄得口水乱飞。”李·乔丹没好气地抱怨道 „I thought actually turns into the balloon is quite interesting.” “我倒是觉得变成气球比较有意思。” „The direct incantation is quite actually simple, but makes into the candy it, perhaps can only depend upon potions or other means.” Albert said, „, you have considered these joke item risks.” “直接施咒倒是比较简单,但把它弄成糖果,恐怕只能依靠魔药或者其他的办法了。”艾伯特说道,“还有,你们有没有考虑过这些玩笑道具的危险性。” „Can risk, be dangerous?” George does not believe obviously like this, „most grown Wizard can relieve with ease inflates magic.” “危险性,会危险吗？”乔治显然不这样认为,“大多数的成年巫师都能轻松的解除膨胀魔法吧。” „Right, this merely is only interesting joke item, so long as will not flow in the muggle world not to have other issues.” Fred echoes to say. “没错,这仅仅只是一件有趣的玩笑道具,只要不流入麻瓜世界就不会有其他问题。”弗雷德附和道。 magic is without doubt dangerous to the average person, even if only an ordinary practical joke, probably brings the disaster to them, for example Engorgement Charm, once the person were vexed, without the help of magic, this whole life estimated that was finished, but regarding meeting magic Wizard, actually possibly merely is only an interesting joke. 魔法对普通人来说无疑是危险的,哪怕只是一个普通的恶作剧,都可能给他们带来灾难,例如膨胀咒,一旦人被吹涨,没有魔法的帮忙,这辈子估计就完蛋了,但对于会魔法的巫师来说,却可能仅仅只是一个有趣玩笑而已。 At this moment, Albert a little understood suddenly why Ministry of Magic will forbid underage Wizard to forbid to use magic outside the school. 这一刻,艾伯特忽然有点理解,为什么魔法部会禁止未成年巫师在学校外禁止使用魔法了。 Once triggers some not good matter, needs the Ministry of Magic's person to catch up to help clean up, once makes the too big noise more troublesome, but in the Wizard family, child's parents naturally meets to solve these problems. 一旦引发一些不好的事,就需要魔法部的人赶来帮忙擦屁股,一旦闹出太大动静就更麻烦,而在巫师的家庭里,孩子的父母自然会自己解决这些问题。 „That thing should not be you will make?” The Angelina doubt is staring at front these fellows, listens topic that they discussed a moment ago, but also really has this possibility. Moreover, the fellow was most suspicious. “那玩意该不会是你们弄出来的吧？”安吉丽娜狐疑地盯着面前这几个家伙,听他们刚才讨论的话题,还真有这个可能。而且,那家伙最可疑了。 Angelina is sizing up Albert with a suspicious look, latter still still in glancing through the brick book on hand. 安吉丽娜用怀疑的目光打量着艾伯特,后者仍然还在翻阅手上的砖头书。 „Right, did you know? The Black Market Deflating Draught price rose.” Shanna changed the topic suddenly. “对了,你们知道吗？黑市的消肿剂的价格又上涨了。”珊娜忽然岔开了话题。 „Black Market, hateful, how I have not thought!” Fred hear of Shanna mentioned the Deflating Draught matter, how quite have not thought of this money-making way annoyedly. “黑市,可恶,我怎么就没想到呢！”弗雷德听珊娜说起消肿剂的事,颇为恼火地自己怎么就没想到这种赚钱方式。 „Resulted, you boil the system Deflating Draught, I dare saying that whom does not have to dare to drink.” Shanna hears word could not bear white Fred one, „, if were Albert also even, you affirmed that no one dares to buy to drink, what to do if drank to be poisoned?” “得了,你熬制的消肿剂,我敢说没谁敢喝。”珊娜闻言忍不住白了弗雷德一眼,“如果是艾伯特的话也就算了,你的话肯定没人敢买喝,要是喝下去中毒怎么办？” „My potions is very good.” Fred quibbles immediately. “我的魔药还是很不错的。”弗雷德立刻狡辩道。 „How I remember, your previous potions work is unqualified, but also was closed/pass the confinement by Professor Snape.” With Shanna plays Wizard's Card Angelina unrestrained/no trace of politeness is puncturing the Fred lie. “我怎么记得,你上一次魔药作业不合格,还被斯内普教授关禁闭了。”正在与珊娜玩巫师牌的安吉丽娜毫不客气的戳穿弗雷德的谎言。 „Will some people really use Deflating Draught to be poisoned?” Actually is Angelina very curious must the level be able to turn into the toxicant Deflating Draught? “真会有人使用消肿剂中毒？”安吉丽娜很好奇究竟要怎么样水平才能把消肿剂变成毒药？ „potions collocation method, once makes a mistake, truly probably turns into pot toxicant, Deflating Draught is naturally no exception, otherwise Hogwarts Black Market Deflating Draught cannot the fire.” Albert is not actually accidental, „referred to being uncertain potions that which unlucky fella drank itself to dispose to be poisoned!” “魔药的配置方法一旦出错,确实可能变成一锅毒药,消肿剂自然也不例外,否则霍格沃茨黑市的消肿剂就不会大火。”艾伯特倒是不怎么意外,“指不定哪个倒霉蛋喝了自己配置的魔药就中毒了呢！” „Shut up, do not speak irresponsibly!” George said. “住口,别乱说！”乔治道。 „, Already without enough time.” Lee Jordan puts out a hand to cover the face, complete appearance. “啊,已经来不及了。”李·乔丹伸手捂住脸,一副全完了的模样。 „How was your?” Alicia looks at three people puzzled. “你们这是怎么了？”艾丽娅不解地看着三人。 „You do not know, the words that Albert said that also wanted compared with his prediction.” Fred answered, „especially these Dreadful things, saying.” “难道你们不知道,艾伯特说出来的话,比他的预言还要准。”弗雷德解释道,“特别是那些糟糕的事情,一说一个准。” Facts showed that Albert words really poisonous. 事实证明,艾伯特的话真的有毒。 Previous day, some Hufflepuff Third Year student, because used Deflating Draught that oneself compounded, had the slight symptom of poisoning, fed in school hospital directly. 隔天,某位赫奇帕奇的三年级学生因为使用自己配制的消肿剂,出现轻微中毒症状,直接被送进了校医院。 Snape hears word, the nose was mad quickly crookedly, sees own student because unexpectedly drank itself to boil the potions poison of system, then threatened after and other opposite party got better, closed/pass opposite party one month of confinement. 斯内普闻言,鼻子都快被气歪了,看到自己的学生居然因为喝了自己熬制的魔药中毒,便扬言等对方病好后,关对方一个月的禁闭。 The idiot lost completely his face simply. 那蠢货简直把他的脸都丢光了。 „I said right!” Fred hears word, resigned-looking said to dumbfounded Angelina, then, the preparation continues to study the Deflating Draught formula, he has not given up the thought that sells Deflating Draught to make money. “我说的没错吧！”弗雷德闻言,一脸无奈地对目瞪口呆的安吉丽娜说,然后,准备继续研究消肿剂的配方,他还没有放弃出售消肿剂赚钱的念头。 „I thought that you should every day read the Gryffindor team to now win.” Angelina said to Albert seriously. “我觉得你现在应该每天都念戈兰芬多队必胜。”安吉丽娜一本正经地对艾伯特说。 „I thought that you could not win!” “我觉得你们赢不了呢！” „Shut up, the bastard, this bidding goodbye spoke irresponsibly!” George puts out a hand to cover the mouth of Albert, wants to make him swallow back the words. “住口啊,混蛋,这种话别乱说！”乔治伸手捂住艾伯特的嘴,想让他把话给重新咽回去。 „We, if really lost, that definitely is the Albert mistake.” A sorrow of Fred face. “我们要是真的输了,那肯定都是艾伯特的错。”弗雷德一脸的悲痛。 „Ok, no joking.” Albert broke also wants saying that anything's several people, gave up, in Black Market does not lack Deflating Draught . Moreover, even you really can be successful, did not have the means to gain to how much money, do not toss about again carelessly. “好了,别闹了。”艾伯特打断还想要说些什么的几人,放弃吧,黑市里已经不缺消肿剂了,而且,就算你真的能够成功,也没办法赚到多少钱,别再胡乱折腾了。 „One bottle of Deflating Draught how much money?” Lee Jordan curious asking. “一瓶消肿剂多少钱？”李·乔丹好奇的问道。 „3 sickle one bottles.” Replied that their is Alicia, she pulls out a glass bottle that from the pocket thinks of Deflating Draught, „in Black Market is a while ago popular this thing.” “三西可一瓶。”回答他们的是艾丽娅,她从口袋里掏出一个装着消肿剂的玻璃瓶子,“前阵子黑市里很流行这玩意。” Since Madam Pomfrey told everyone swelled the secret of sausage lip, many people along bring one bottle of Deflating Draught, to guard the not careful move, without whom wants to make others look at the joke. 自从庞弗雷夫人告诉大家肿成香肠嘴唇的秘密后,很多人都会随身带着一瓶消肿剂,以防自己不小心中招,没谁想让别人看笑话了。 „This mark is very why familiar!” Lee Jordan is sizing up in the bottle the mark of A. A. “为什么这个标记很熟悉呢！”李·乔丹打量着瓶子上A.A的标记。 „A. A?” “A.A?” People simultaneously looks to Albert. 众人齐齐看向艾伯特。 „Un, my previous time boiled made cauldron, oneself kept one bottle, delivered others some, remaining sold out completely.” Albert has not concealed actually. Actually, he had not planned to sell Deflating Draught. Afterward, the once his also move, after pulling out the medicament came out to eliminate swelling, some people asked where he made, then...... Albert spoke thoughtlessly to set a price, sold to them Deflating Draught. “嗯,我上次熬制了一大锅,自己留了一瓶,送了别人一些,剩下的就全部卖掉了。”艾伯特倒是没有隐瞒。其实,他原本也没打算卖消肿剂的。后来,有一次他也中招,掏出药剂出来消除肿胀后,就有人问他从哪儿弄的,然后……艾伯特就随口定了个价格,把消肿剂卖给了他们。 Naturally, the glass jar of medicament use originates from Transfiguration also has Doubling Charm. 当然,药剂使用的玻璃瓶来源于变形术还有复制咒。 „, The words saying, you didn't tell our matter about the Black Market unexpectedly?” “哇,话说,你居然不告诉我们关于黑市的事情？” Hogwarts has Black Market, some students will trade some contraband goods through Black Market occasionally mutually, for example something in Zonko shop, or some medicament of violation, small thing of giving people a hard time. 霍格沃茨是有黑市的,一些学生偶尔会通过黑市相互交易一些违禁品,例如佐科店里的一些东西,或者一些违反的药剂,整人的小玩意。 Naturally, there are dark magic books, occasionally some people will also make the help dispose some Wit-Sharpening Potion. 当然,也有黑魔法书籍,偶尔也会有人让帮忙配置一些增智剂。 This medicament during the test, was inspected very much easily, Hogwarts will present several such unlucky fella every year. 只是,这种药剂在考试期间,很容易就被检查出来了,霍格沃茨每年都会出现几个这样的倒霉蛋。