DLAT :: Volume #1 Volume 1

#39: First has the chicken, first has the egg


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The Gryffindor new student/life second class is History of Magic, this without doubt is the Hogwarts most bored curriculum, does not have one. 格兰芬多新生的第二节课是魔法史,这无疑是霍格沃茨最无聊的课程,没有之一。 The History of Magic classroom was located in second floor of Hogwarts castle, the Gryffindor's new student/life after finishing the first class, will have 20 minute of after school. 魔法史教室位于霍格沃茨城堡的二楼,格兰芬多的新生在结束第一节课后,会有二十分钟的课余时间。 However, because Albert and Professor Flitwick chatted long time, causing they four people of spare time to waste, has to quicken pace to rush to the History of Magic classroom. 不过,由于艾伯特弗立维教授聊了很长时间,导致他们四人没有多余的时间可以浪费,只得加快步伐赶往魔法史教室。 When four people arrive in the History of Magic classroom hurriedly, manager Argus Filch has come to open the door ahead of time, after all is Ghost Professor Binns may have no way to help everyone open the door. 等四人急匆匆抵达魔法史教室时,管理员阿格斯费尔奇已经提前过来开门,毕竟身为幽灵宾斯教授可没法帮大家开门。 Gryffindor's History of Magic and Ravenclaw on, before attending class together, everyone sits on the respective seat chats. 格兰芬多的魔法史拉文克劳一起上,上课前大家都坐在各自的座位上闲聊。 Albert has not paid attention to the twin brothers who kid around in side, pulls out to think of the Every Flavor Beans box from the pocket, selected the blue bean to throw into the mouth, after chewing, discovered that was the blueberry taste. 艾伯特没理会在旁边嬉闹的双胞胎兄弟,从口袋里掏出装着多味豆的盒子,挑了颗蓝色的豆子扔进嘴里,嘴嚼后发现那是蓝莓口味。 Luck is good.” Albert muttered, he pulled out «History of Magic» at the same time from the book bag, while convenient 《An Anthology of Nineteenth Century Charms》 took, concealing, since glanced through own skill list. “运气不错。”艾伯特咕哝道,他从书包里掏出《魔法史》的同时,顺便把《十九世纪魔咒选》取了出来,的掩饰,翻阅起自己的技能列表。 After finishing attending the charms class, Albert discovered oneself obtained a skill: charms theory. 在上完魔咒课后,艾伯特发现自己又获得了一个技能:魔咒理论。 In the Albert memory, the skill of this foundation is very useful, therefore then rises 1 level the charms theory immediately. He recalls the knowledge of some charms theories in the head comes out carefully, frowns, only rises 1 level of effect is not probably big. 艾伯特的记忆里,这种基础的技能很有用,所以便立刻把魔咒理论升到了一级。他仔细回忆脑袋里多出来的部分魔咒理论的知识,不由皱起眉头,只升一级的效果好像不大。 How can I say? 怎么说呢? Own charms theory truly enhanced, but Albert actually one types also on such feeling, most knowledge, so long as were exposed, is actually not difficult to understand, will therefore have that merely mediocre misconception. 自己的魔咒理论确实提高了,但艾伯特却有一种也就这样的感觉,大部分的知识只要被点破,其实都不难理解,所以才会生出那种不过尔尔的错觉。 At the same time thought deeply about the illumination charm knowledge, Albert side takes Every Flavor Beans to throw into the mouth, what ate like oneself was the marble-shaped chocolate. 一边思索发光咒的知识,艾伯特一边拿了多味豆扔进嘴里,就像自己吃的是巧克力豆。 The next quarter, he puts out a hand to cover to be quiet, the hot flavors dissipate in the mouth. 下一刻,他伸手捂住嘴,有一股火辣的味道在嘴里逸散。 Damn, that just ate is hot pepper taste Every Flavor Beans, Albert burnt unbearable, pledged, in not being lost in thought ate this thing. 该死,刚吃的那颗是辣椒口味的多味豆,艾伯特被辣的够呛,发誓以后绝不在出神的时候吃这玩意了。 You how?” Fred notices the change of Albert. “你怎么了?”弗雷德注意到艾伯特的变化。 Every Flavor Beans, hot pepper taste.” Albert referred to the small box on table, previous time to the present had not finished eating in Every Flavor Beans that on the train bought. 多味豆,辣椒口味的。”艾伯特指了指桌上的小盒子,上次在列车上买的多味豆到现在都还没吃完。 Each is a great adventurous experience.” Fred schadenfreude smiled, has not forgotten to mention the Every Flavor Beans advertisement language to tease Albert. “每一口都是一次伟大冒险的经历。”弗雷德幸灾乐祸地笑了起来,还不忘说起多味豆的广告语调侃艾伯特 Albert staring front this fellow of ruthlessly, pulls out a toffee to force in the mouth from the pocket, the alleviation is hot, gives Fred Every Flavor Beans conveniently. 艾伯特狠狠的瞪了眼面前这家伙,又从口袋里掏出一颗奶糖塞进嘴里,缓解辣味,顺手把多味豆递给弗雷德 Eats Every Flavor Beans time must be very careful.” Fred pinched one to throw into the mouth to chew, spinach taste.” “吃多味豆的时候要特别小心。”弗雷德捏了一颗扔进嘴里嘴嚼起来,“菠菜口味的。” My is the strawberry taste.” George announced happily. “我的是草莓口味。”乔治愉快地宣布道。 I eat this...... Lee Jordan also to collect very much, selected one to throw into the mouth. “我吃这个很……”李·乔丹也凑过来,挑了一颗扔进嘴里。 Every Flavor Beans, do you want?” Albert shook the box to ask toward others. 多味豆,你们要吗?”艾伯特朝着其他人晃了晃盒子问道。 Finishes speaking, side broadcasts the Lee Jordan sound. 话音刚落,旁边就传来李乔丹的声音。 Smelly egg taste, is quite disgusting.” The black person little elder brother's cheeks twisted quickly in together, spits Every Flavor Beans that the mouth chewed on the ground. “臭鸡蛋味的,好恶心。”黑人小哥的脸颊都快扭曲在一起了,一口把嘴里嘴嚼的多味豆吐在地上。 Nearby Ravenclaw's miss casts the vision that shuts out to Lee Jordan. 旁边一名拉文克劳的姑娘向李乔丹投去嫌弃的目光。 Detected that the look of opposite party, the Lee Jordan complexion is a little awkward, embarrassed flexure scratched the head. 察觉到对方的眼神,李乔丹脸色有点尴尬,不好意思的挠了挠头。 scourgify.” Albert lifts wand, referred to the Lee Jordan vomit, threw fruit drops to the opposite party conveniently. 清理一空。”艾伯特抬起魔杖,指了指李·乔丹的呕吐物,随手给对方扔了颗水果糖。 I did not eat Every Flavor Beans.” Lee Jordan pledged. “我再也不吃多味豆了。”李乔丹发誓道。 You have spoken this words more than once.” George teased. „ He just ate one, is the marmalade taste. “你已经不止一次说过这种话了。”乔治调侃道。“他刚刚又吃了一颗,是橘子酱口味的。 After the Lee Jordan event, everyone's to Albert that small box Every Flavor Beans near and far it, they do not want to eat any strange thing. 李乔丹的事件后,大家对艾伯特的那一小盒多味豆近而远之,他们可不想吃到什么奇怪的东西。 You used what magic a moment ago.” The Ravenclaw's miss introduced oneself: My name is Katherine MacDougal.” “你刚才用了什么魔法。”拉文克劳的姑娘自我介绍道:“我叫卡特里娜·麦克道格。” Hello Katherine, I am Albert Anderson.” Albert toward the mouth stopper a chocolate, after chewing , the fire of mouth gradually abated hotly, just that was scouring charm, very practical magic.” 你好卡特里娜,我是艾伯特·安德森。”艾伯特又往嘴里塞了块巧克力,嘴嚼后嘴里的火辣味才逐渐消退,“刚刚那是除垢咒,很实用的一个魔法。” Most new students so will not excel at magic like you, even if there is a family member to teach ahead of time.......” Katherine swept that 《An Anthology of Nineteenth Century Charms》 that Albert glanced through saying that I dare to say sorting hat definitely divided wrong House you.” “多数的新生可不会像你这般擅长魔法,哪怕有家人提前教。还有……”卡特里娜扫了眼艾伯特翻阅的那本《十九世纪魔咒选》说,“我敢说分院帽肯定把你分错学院了。” Gryffindor does not have nothing well.” Albert has not cared about the words of opposite party: „...... I come from muggle family.” 格兰芬多也没有什么不好的。”艾伯特没有在意对方的话:“还有……我来自麻瓜家庭。” This is impossible, only then the family from Wizard, their family members will teach the magic knowledge ahead of time.” The expression on Katherine face is a little stunned. “这不可能,只有来自巫师的家庭,他们的家人才会提前教导魔法知识。”卡特里娜脸上的表情有点错愕。 I heard that...... enters the Ravenclaw's lounge, needs to reply that an issue......” Albert changes the topic stiffly, he does not want to argue anything in oneself bloodline. “我听说……进入拉文克劳的休息室,需要回答一个问题……”艾伯特僵硬地岔开话题,他不想在自己的血统上争辩什么。 Right, needs to reply that eagle the issue of shape bronze knocker, will be allowed to enter Ravenclaw common room.” Katherine sizes up Albert to ask back with the doubt vision, „, but, I am very curious, how you know this matter? Many people do not know how should enter other House restrooms. “对,需要回答鹰状青铜门环的问题,才会被允许能进入拉文克劳公共休息室。”卡特里娜用狐疑的目光打量起艾伯特反问,“不过,我很好奇,你是怎么知道这事的呢?很多人都不知道该怎么进入其他学院的休息室。 Accidentally listens to a Ravenclaw's student to complain the reply on issue did not stay outside the lounge and so on words.” Albert spoke thoughtlessly to talk nonsense. “偶然听一名拉文克的学生抱怨回答不上问题被留在休息室外面之类的话。”艾伯特随口胡扯。 „!” Katherine a little suspects Albert, after all meets the opportunity of this matter is not big. “哦!”卡特里娜还是有点怀疑艾伯特,毕竟遇到这种事的机会不大。 „Do you have the feeling, Albert can chat several with anyone.” Sits mutters in nearby George low voice. “你们有没有感觉,艾伯特跟谁都能聊上几句。”坐在旁边的乔治小声咕哝道。 Fred nods again and again, Lee Jordan also expressed the support, he put out a hand to take out Every Flavor Beans from the box, this fellow actually liked eating Every Flavor Beans very much. 弗雷德连连点头,李乔丹也表示赞同,他又伸手从盒里取出一颗多味豆,这家伙其实很喜欢吃多味豆 Albert stared three people of one, coughed to ask lightly: Said that what interesting issue you do come across?” 艾伯特瞪了三人一眼,轻咳了一声问道:“说说都你都遇到什么有趣的问题吧?” Phoenix and fire, which first have.” Katherine selected her to know the issue of answer exactly 凤凰和火,先有哪一个。”卡特里娜挑了一个她恰好知道答案的问题 „Do you think?” Albert has turned head to look to the twin brothers “你们认为呢?”艾伯特扭过头看向双胞胎兄弟 I thought that should first have Phoenix?” Fred said. “我觉得应该是先有凤凰?”弗雷德道。 „Did I also feel like this?” George echoes immediately. “我也是这样觉得?”乔治立刻附和。 Why?” Lee Jordan asked puzzled. “为什么?”李乔丹不解地问道。 Naturally guessed correctly!” The twin said with one voice that expression gave to amuse everyone naturally. “当然是猜到!”双胞胎异口同声道,那副理所当然地表情把大家都给逗乐了。 Albert could not bear smile. 艾伯特也忍不住笑了起来。 You?” Katherine also asked. “你呢?”卡特里娜又问。 In the muggle world, there is a similar issue.” Albert has not directly replied the opposite party , to continue saying: Actually first to have the chicken, first has the egg?” “在麻瓜的世界里,有一个类似的问题。”艾伯特没有正面回答对方,继续说道:“究竟是先有鸡,还是先有蛋呢?” What is this answer?” Katherine asked curiously. She thought that she has guessed correctly the answer. “这个答案是什么?”卡特里娜好奇地问道。她觉得自己已经猜到了答案。 First has the chicken.” Albert replied, the answer really thought differently with Katherine. “先有鸡。”艾伯特回答道,答案果然与卡特里娜所想地不一样。 Why?” “为什么?” Albert explained: How in the world to present an egg with no reason at all?” 艾伯特解释道:“世界上怎么会无缘无故出现一个蛋呢?” Katherine shakes the head saying: This reason is insufficient.” 卡特里娜摇头道:“这理由不够。”
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