Waits for four people to drink up Butterbeer to come out from Three Broomsticks, outside rainfall intensity changed is small. 等四人喝完黄油啤酒从三把扫帚出来,外面的雨势变小了。 „We first go to the Zonko joke shop!” Fred proposed, he was worried after four people went to Honeydukes Candy Shop, will only remain not many pocket money to squander. “我们先去佐科笑话店吧！”弗雷德提议道,他担心四人去蜂蜜公爵糖果店后,会把仅剩不多的零钱花光。 „Good.” The line of sight of Albert puts aside from the candy store, actually he is a little also curious, can actually make in the joke shop that three people do not forget with strong attachment sell anything. “好吧。”艾伯特的视线从糖果店移开,其实他也有点好奇,能让三人恋恋不忘的玩笑店里究竟出售什么东西。 The Zonko joke shop in Honeydukes side of candy store, is only away from a private residence, the candy store here shop and side is similar, has the big piece glass display window, inside is placing all kinds of joke item. 佐科笑话店就在蜂蜜公爵的糖果店的旁边,仅隔着一间民房,这里的店铺与旁边的糖果店类似,有大片玻璃橱窗,里面摆放着各式各样的玩笑道具。 When four people pushes the door to go , the bell after gate works as the sound. 四人推门进去时,门后的铃当响了。 „Welcome visits.” Zonko puts down the newspaper, stands after the counter, welcome four young guests with a smile. This is 40 young Wizard, on the face has the compatible smile. “欢迎光临。”佐科放下报纸,从柜台后站起来,笑着欢迎四位小客人。这是一位四十几岁的巫师,脸上带着亲和的笑容。 The line of goods in joke shop has many, Albert receives the umbrella, before arriving at the display window, sizes up the above commodity. 玩笑店里的商品种类有不少,艾伯特收起雨伞,走到橱窗前,打量起上面的商品。 „Answers quill pen automatically.” Albert read that quill pen name in a soft voice. “自动答题羽毛笔。”艾伯特轻声念出那根羽毛笔的名称。 „ This is to help you deals with the repugnant subject to prepare quill pen, it can help “这是为了帮你应付讨厌的科目而准备羽毛笔,它可以帮 You write most topics. ” Zonko like a qualified salesman, looks like Albert to introduce the quill pen function by the humorous tone. 你写出大部分的题目。”佐科如同一个合格的推销员,以幽默的口吻像艾伯特介绍羽毛笔的功能。 „Truly is a good thing.” Albert spoke thoughtlessly to comply with one, thought otherwise at heart, sold this thing to be just like to him to Study Tyrant delivers the reference answer. “确实是个好东西。”艾伯特随口应了一句,心里不以为然,向他推销这玩意就好比给学霸送参考答案。 He does not need obviously. 他显然不需要。 Moreover side is broom, Albert looked at his introduction: The violent walks broom. 另外旁是则是一把扫帚,艾伯特看了看他的介绍:暴走扫帚。 When there is Wizard tries to ride it to fly the midair, broom will reverse, lets ride broom Wizard head down, and berserk revolves, the extreme speed gets on the brakes to fling and other patterns. 当有巫师试图骑着它飞到半空时,扫帚就会反转,让骑着扫帚的巫师头朝下,并且还有疯狂旋转,极速刹车将人甩出去等五种模式。 broom most may flying 3 meters in height. 扫帚最可飞高3米。 This is also toy broom, price 15 galleons. 这也就是一把玩具扫帚,价格15加隆。 The facial skin of Albert pulls out, has turned the head to look to Fred, George and Lee Jordan, three people are choosing item on another side counter. He walked, saw that in that row of cabinet places is soap, soap inside has some sunspots. 艾伯特的脸皮一抽,转过头看向弗雷德、乔治和李·乔丹,三人正在另一边的柜台上挑选道具。他走了过去,看到那排柜子里摆放是一块块肥皂,肥皂里面有一些黑点。 Frog egg soap. 蛙卵肥皂。 This is the introduction of that joke item, cleans when with it, will more wash is dirtier. 这是那件玩笑道具的介绍,用它清洗时,会越洗越脏。 Side of these soap are teacups, Albert has not put out a hand to bump, because above has labelling, nose-biting teacup. 这些肥皂的旁边则是一个个茶杯,艾伯特并没有伸手去碰,因为上面有标注,咬鼻子茶杯。 Once some people drink tea with this teacup, it will bite the nose of that person suddenly, and hot tea in splash teacup. 一旦有人拿这茶杯喝茶,它就会忽然咬住那个人的鼻子,并且泼洒茶杯里的热茶。 Good! 好吧！ It is not careful, it is estimated that at move including the Wizard meeting. 一个不小心,估计连巫师会中招。 „What do you prepare to buy?” Albert asks. “你们准备买什么？”艾伯特开口询问道。 „Dung ball.” The twin said with one voice. “大粪弹。”双胞胎齐声道。 „Making a belch sugar and squeak squeak candy.” Albert embarrassed anything has not bought, bought several candies casually. “打嗝糖和吱吱软糖。”艾伯特也不好意思什么都没买,随便买了几颗糖果。 The making a belch sugar is a hard throat sugar, after eating, will continue to make a belch for five minutes. Looked like a mousie as for squeak squeak the contour of candy, Fred tries to eat one on own initiative, bites one to send out the mouse scream, really must bite a mousie probably, the frightened his gossipy resulted in the eldest child, the candy of mouth falls the ground. 打嗝糖是一种硬喉糖,吃了后会持续打嗝五分钟。至于吱吱软糖的外形则像一只小老鼠,弗雷德主动试吃了一颗,咬一口就会发出老鼠般的尖叫,就好像真得咬了一只小老鼠,吓的他嘴长得老大,嘴里的软糖都掉地上了。 „Flavor how?” Albert asked curiously. “味道怎么样？”艾伯特好奇问道。 „Also good, is the ordinary candy.” “还不错,是普通的软糖。” „What do you buy?” Albert looks to Lee Jordan. “你买什么？”艾伯特看向李·乔丹。 „Do I want to buy this?” He referred to a frisbee, on the frisbee also had the sharp tooth. “我想买这个？”他指了指一个飞盘,飞盘上面还有尖锐的牙齿。 „This is Fanged Frisbee.” Zonko takes up a frisbee to throw, four people hear the frisbee that howls to hear the roaring sound, „plays this time needs to be careful, be not nipped.” “这是狼牙飞碟。”佐科拿起一个飞盘扔出去,四人都听到呼啸的飞盘传来咆哮声,“玩这个的时候需要小心,别被咬到了。” He took a paper to put the frisbee mouth, the winking eye is torn into shreds the slip of paper. 他拿了一张纸条放到飞盘嘴里,眨眼睛就被撕碎成纸片了。 This lethality is big. 这杀伤力不小啊。 „I have a look at other things again.” Lee Jordan looked at a price, a little slightly loses this thing to take three galleons, the price is not cheap! “我再看看有没有其他东西。”李乔丹看了一下价格,有点小失落这玩意要三加隆,价格不便宜啊！ Just before leaving before, 临走前, Albert purchased two inflatable Screaming Inflatable Skeleton people, this thing is big on his fist, so long as throws, will inflate person of high rapidly, and sends out the scream to have a scare, at the time of the explosion will also scatter the white powder, sticks others face. Lee Jordan bought coherent expansion, this eastern sickle to expand and contract willfully, after throwing, will seize the ear of nearest person, although will not hurt, but received will exude one, had a scare the opposite party. 艾伯特又购买了两枚充气式尖叫充气骷髅人,这玩意就他拳头大,只要扔出去,就会迅速膨胀成一人高,并且发出尖叫将人吓一跳,爆炸时还会飘散白色粉末,糊别人一脸。李乔丹则买了一份粘性伸缩手,这东西可以任意伸缩,扔出去后会揪住距离最近的人的耳朵,虽然不会疼,但收回来的时候会发出啪的一声,将对方吓一跳。 Four people leave, the bosom is holding the big paper bag, inside packed in the thing that the Zonko joke shop buys. 四个人离开的时候,怀里都抱着大纸袋,里面装满了在佐科笑话店买的东西。 Lee Jordan also bought one bag of dung balls. 李乔丹还买了一袋大粪弹。 Three people of very curious Albert have not bought this thing unexpectedly. 三人都很好奇艾伯特居然没不买这东西。 This is almost the thing that comes Zonko's Joke Shop to buy. 这几乎是他们来佐科的玩笑店必买的东西。 „No, I am not interested in that type of thing.” Albert said ill-humoredly “不,我对那种东西不感兴趣。”艾伯特没好气地说 So long as this thing puts out a hand to touch, will become very dirty, will throw to blast out becomes the disgusting sludge, will send out the disgusting smelly egg flavor. 这玩意只要伸手摸,就会变得很脏,扔出去更是会炸开变得恶心的污泥,而且还会散发恶心的臭鸡蛋味道。 Simply is the chemical weapons. 简直是生化武器。 „Best the dormitory not to make that the ozone roars.” The Albert serious warning said. “你们最好别把宿舍弄得臭气哄哄。”艾伯特严肃警告道。 „Relax, we will definitely pay attention, buying this thing is used to cope with Filch.” George was punished after oneself obviously washes the matter of chamber pot to be dedicated. “放心,我们肯定会注意,买这东西是用来对付费尔奇的。”乔治显然还是对自己被罚洗夜壶的事情耿耿以后。 „That place is very good right?” Fred asked with a smile is very good, very interesting place. ” The Albert nod acknowledged that he remembers a matter to say suddenly, „you as if like these joke things very much, perhaps, you later can also open a similar joke shop.” “那地方很棒对吧？”弗雷德笑着问道很棒,很有趣的地方。”艾伯特点头承认了,他忽然想起一件事道,“你们似乎很喜欢这些玩笑东西,也许,你们以后也可以开一家类似的玩笑店。” He still remembers, after twin graduation, truly opened the family/home laughingstock shop, moreover good that also operates. 他还记得,双胞胎毕业后确实开了家笑料店,而且经营的还不错。 „This idea is actually good.” Twin's eyes one bright, is different from Albert, they had never considered actually the future must make anything. “这主意倒是不错。”双胞胎的双眼一亮,和艾伯特不同,他们倒是从未考虑过未来要做什么。 „I think that you need to learn charms, these things also involve the part Alchemy.” Albert takes up a candy to look at the reminder to say. “我想你们需要学好魔咒,这些东西也涉及到部分的炼金术。”艾伯特拿起一颗糖果瞧了瞧提醒道。 „Yourself?” “你自己呢？” „I have not decided.” Albert is still considering, “我还没有决定好。”艾伯特还在考虑好, He may not have the plan to give up marching the New York finance, after all that is relaxed living, according to the experience and Quest that he stores up now settles accounts, after the graduation, can definitely skill high of very various economic finance, lying down is making money really more appropriate he! 他可没有打算放弃进军纽约金融,毕竟那可是一个轻松的活,按照他现在囤积的经验与任务结算,等毕业后,完全可以把各种经济学金融学的技能点的很高,躺着赚钱果然更合适他吧！ Right, seems like the prediction as if also well, can predict the lottery ticket appropriate lottery, 100 million US dollars anything. 对了,貌似预言似乎也不错,可以预言彩票合适开奖,中了一亿美元什么的。 Un, seeming like Time Turner is also good, can anytime and anywhere the lottery ticket. 恩,貌似时间转换器也不错,可以随时随地中彩票。 The words saying, these seem like the finance to be better to make money. 话说,这些似乎金融学更好赚钱。 Albert discovered that uses magic to make money reasonably, is a good attention, but the only issue is once were discovered by Ministry of Magic, may have the trouble. 艾伯特发现使用魔法来合理赚钱,也是一个不错的注意,但唯一的问题就是一旦被魔法部发现,可能会有麻烦。 The prediction will be quite possibly good, so long as after all no one knows that he was the prophet has no issue. 预言可能会比较好点,毕竟只要没人知道他是预言家就没什么问题了。 When Albert thinking in the future important matter, four people entered Honeydukes Candy Shop, has control over the twin to pull out the spatial pocket money in Zonko's Joke Shop, but might as well they enter the shop to have a look at inside commodity, can wait to have money to buy the sugar to eat next time again. 正当艾伯特思索未来大计时,四人走进了蜂蜜公爵糖果店,经管双胞胎已经在佐科的玩笑店被掏空零钱,但不妨他们进店看看里面的商品,可以等下次有钱再来买糖吃。