When Left Minister made one hit to open the door, I is stepping on somebody's face with the foot, while voiced to ask greatly, „satisfied!” 当左相叫人撞开门冲进来的时候,我正在一边用脚踩着某人的脸,一边大发声问,“满意了没！” „Stop!” Left Minister said loudly, „stops quickly!” “住手！”左相大声说,“快住手！” „My hand has not moved! Sir Left Minister.” I replied, the foot moved two. “我的手没动啊！左相大人。”我回答,脚又动了两下。 „Stops!” Left Minister changes a statement , „to here, honest!” “停下！”左相改了口,都,“到这边来,老实点！” „Oh? But why do I want to listen your?” I am speaking, the under foot continues. “哦？可是我为什么要听你的？”我说着话,脚下继续。 „I am empire Left Minister! I am the first-grade duke!” The Left Minister sound enhanced, „I am ordering you!” “我是帝国左相！我是一等公爵！”左相的声音提高了,“我在命令你！” „Your X your mother!” I let off the under foot „pig” walked to point at the nose of Left Minister saying that „what old bird you are imitating?” “你X你老妈！”我放过脚下的“猪头”走过去指着左相的鼻子说,“你在充什么老鸟？” „Un?” Left Minister has not responded, „old bird?” “恩？”左相没反应过来,“老鸟？” „You dare to scold Left Minister unexpectedly!” By Left Minister has an old man to scream, „does not have the training fellow! It seems like I dismissed you initially yes right!” “你居然敢骂左相！”左相旁边有一个老头子大声嚷嚷,“没修养的家伙！看来我当初开除你是没错！” I opened the eye to look some little time, recognized this head not to have the fellow of wool is Dean of imperial school. 我睁大眼睛看了好一会,才认出这头上没毛的家伙是皇家学院的院长。 „Wants you to manage?” The convenience gave him one „500”, hits this old fogy to turn circle to fall down. “要你管？”顺手就给了他一个“五百”,打得这老家伙转了个圈倒在地上。 „Your you! You more and more do not make sense!” The Left Minister spirit „insane” sends, holds on my collar, „the present is who dares to hit unexpectedly, sees your majesty to go with me!” “你你你！你越来越不象话了！”左相意气“疯”发,拉住我的衣领,“现在居然是谁都敢打,跟我见陛下去！” „Goes, who fears you!” I break free from the hand of Left Minister, „lets loose your hand first!” “去就去,谁怕你！”我甩开左相的手,“放开你的手先！” „Should first drop!” Covering mouth Dean said, „does not have the training!” “应该是先放手！”捂着嘴的院长说,“没修养！” "Ah...... ” “啊呀……” „Do you also dare to hit?” “你还敢打？” „Hehe! One also hits, two hit, almost Sir Left Minister!” “嘿嘿！一下也是打,两下还是打,差不多啊左相大人！” „Did not say so many with you! Goes to the imperial palace!” “不和你说这么多！去皇宫！” Fits out appearance that does not teach unruly, I stand outside your majesty study room listen to Fischett to have a not question, going out that your majesty cooperates very much „going hunting”. 装成一副桀骜不训的样子,我站在陛下的书房外听着菲谢特有一句没一句的问话,陛下很合作的外出“打猎”去了。 „Left Minister, the father went out very early in the morning. You looked......” Fischett experienced said to Left Minister, „you do have very important matter?” “左相,父亲一早就外出了。你看……”菲谢特老成持重的对左相说,“你有很重要的事吗？” „Yes.” The Left Minister complexion is pale, „I have the important matter! When no matter meets to me!” “是的。”左相的脸色铁青,“我有重要的事！不管到什么时候我都会等！” „Must wait for you and others.” My not being familiar with is standing very much, wants to find a place to sit, „this young master does not accompany!” “要等你等。”我很不习惯站着,很想找个地方坐下来,“本少爷可不奉陪！” „You dare!” It seems like Left Minister was about to lose control, „you walked one step to give a try!” “你敢！”看来左相就快失控了,“你走一步试试看！” „One step! Two steps! Three......” I am circling side Left Minister, „is not very difficult, how can you I?” “一步！二步！三步……”我在左相身边兜着圈子,“也不是很难嘛,你能把我怎么样？” „Your this rascal!” Left Minister does not know is muddleheaded, a palm of the hand hits on my face. “你这无赖！”左相不知道是不是昏了头,一巴掌打在我脸上。 It‘s nothing protection, on the face was slapped solid, this makes me not have the face very much! 没什么防备,脸上被结结实实打了一巴掌,这让我很没面子！ „Your X your old mothers!” From the under foot, gets angry by the guts coldly lives! My right hand holds Left Minister fiercely entrains, falls him on the ground, raised legs to ride. “你X你老母！”寒自脚下起,怒由胆边生！我右手抓住左相猛的一拽,把他摔在地上,一抬腿骑了上去。 First fights with the fists „gently” in his stomach. 先“轻轻”一拳打在他胃部。 „Oh......”, the mouth of Left Minister becomes round, perhaps he thinks that the loud pitiful yell does not conform to the noble status. “哦……”的一声,左相的嘴变得圆圆的,也许他认为大声惨叫不符合自己高贵的身份。 I paste with the left hand at the back of again in his chest heart position, right fist numerous stroking in own left hand palm. Like this hits the person, kills him unable to examine to injure. 我再用左手背面贴在他胸口心脏位置,右拳重重的击打在自己左手掌心。这样打人,打死他都验不出伤来。 „Graciousness......”, the mouth of Left Minister becomes flat flat, is really extraordinary, the nose can be used to hmph hmph. “恩……”的一声,左相的嘴变得扁扁的,真是了不起,鼻子都可以用来哼哼。 I was foul-mouthed also wants to hit the third fist, is firmly held by big group of people. Some people hold the foot, some people shake hand, drags to arrive on the chair to sit one side me. Since the person sewed looks at the past, that fading person is the air/Qi were many, the entered air/Qi were few...... 我骂骂咧咧的还想打第三拳,已经被一大堆人紧紧抓住。有人抱脚,有人拉手,把我拖到一边的椅子上坐着。从人缝中看过去,那衰人已经是出的气多,进的气少了…… Several magicians encircle in his side release the magic, fills the decoction, good long while makes Left Minister return to be panting. 好几个魔法师围在他身边又是释放魔法,又是灌汤药,好半天才让左相回过气来。 „You......” fading person are pointing at me with the hand that keeping shivering, „you great......” “你……”衰人用不停颤抖的手指着我,“你好样的……” I angry roar, the whole person shoots from the chair, immediately was closely pressed by several palace guards. 我怒吼一声,整个人从椅子上弹起来,随即就被几个宫廷侍卫紧紧压了回来。 Can chair of precious lumber manufacture stand up tosses about like this? „Whish!” Breaks, died in bed of old age/be exhausted. 名贵木材制造的靠背椅那经得住这样折腾？“哗！”的一声散了架,寿终正寝。 „Are you doing!” A safari suit, valiant your majesty appeared finally, „where this is! Drank?” “你们在干什么！”一身猎装,英姿勃发的陛下终于出现了,“这是什么地方！都喝多了吗？” „Do you suppress Governor Cohen to do? Has not let loose!” Sees to sit down exhausted Left Minister on chair, your majesty walks to ask, „you are uncomfortable? You forgot the formality!” “你们压住科恩总督干嘛？还不放开！”看到瘫坐在椅子上的左相,陛下走过来问,“你不舒服吗？还是你们都忘了礼节！” Knelt down good the ritual, I put into the performance diligently, on the face is hanging the grief and indignation, pitiful, put in great inconvenience to...... and so on complex expressions. 跪下行过了礼,我努力的投入表演中,脸上挂着悲愤,凄惨,委屈……等等复杂的表情。 „Come on!” I said to myself, „, if squeezed out several drops of tears to come more perfect again!” “加油！”我对自己说,“要是再挤出几滴眼泪来就更完美了！” „Asked your majesty to uphold the justice for the feudal official......” the Left Minister volt in making a tearful scene of ground more dead than alive, „feudal official...... was hit by Cohen this rascal unexpectedly unexpectedly......” “求陛下为臣主持公道啊……”左相伏在地上要死不活的哭闹,“臣居然……居然被科恩这个无赖打了……” „Failure!” I regretted, „was forestalled by him unexpectedly, did my tears go to there?” “失败！”我心里非常懊悔,“竟然被他抢了先,我的眼泪去那里了？” „Left Minister, first should not be excited.” Your majesty held Left Minister conveniently, „you first sit down, the further information lets others.” “左相,你先不要激动。”陛下随手把左相扶了起来,“你先坐下,详细情况让别人来说。” Left Minister „tears” sitting down, nods...... 左相“老泪纵横”的坐下,点了点头…… „Father, about the Left Minister hit matter.” Fischett said, „I see with one's own eyes the entire process, by me?” “父亲,关于左相被打的这件事。”菲谢特说,“我亲眼看到整个过程,由我来说可以吗？” „Graciousness......” your majesty glanced my one eyes, very who makes you do the big meaning the matter, replied, „Left Minister was hit, but this matter no small matter...... order! Convenes the whole body of ministers, the main hall discusses official business!” “恩……”陛下瞟了我一眼,很有谁让你把事搞得这么大的意思,回答说,“左相被打,这件事可是非同小可啊……命令！召集群臣,大殿议事！” Imperial palace main hall, whole body of ministers all assembled. 皇宫大殿,群臣聚齐。 „Matter is this, Left Minister first said one: Your this rascal. Hit Governor Cohen a slap in the face.” Fischett is not general intelligent, knows that mentioned from behind, was divided into several matter, „then Governor Cohen like insane fell Left Minister on the ground, altogether hit...... two fists.” “事情是这样的,左相先说了一句:你这个无赖。就打了科恩总督一个耳光。”菲谢特可不是一般的聪明啊,知道从后面说起,把整件事分成了几块,“然后科恩总督就象疯了一样把左相摔在地上了,一共打了……两拳。” „Your majesty.” Some person forward one steps, „before then also something......” “陛下。”有人向前一步,“在这之前还有些事情……” „Waits for! First said this matter, other said repeatedly.” The coordination of your majesty fathers and sons may really be flawless, „Left Minister, matter is such?” “等一下！先说这件事,其他的等一再说。”陛下父子的配合可真是天衣无缝,“左相,事情是这样的吗？” „Is...... is this.” “是……是这样的。” „That why will Left Minister curse at people?” Father face uneven asking Fischett. “那为什么左相会骂人呢？”父亲一脸不平的问菲谢特。 „The original words are this, Left Minister said.” Fischett is narrating account seriously, „I have the important matter! No matter when must wait for your majesty to come back. Governor Cohen said does not accompany, must walk. Left Minister said you to dare, you walk one step to make me have a look. Then...... this, finally, Governor Cohen hit Left Minister.” “原话是这样的,左相说。”菲谢特一本正经的叙述着事情的经过,“我有重要的事！不管什么时候都要等陛下回来。科恩总督说不奉陪,要走了。左相就说你敢,你走一步让我看看。然后……就这样,最后,科恩总督打了左相。” „Oh!” The father walks up, said to Left Minister, „how many steps because Cohen did gather round you to walk? I also come to look now! I must have a look at you also to dare but actually to scold me to hit me! Didn't the governor have jurisdiction over you not to forget by you?” “哦！”父亲走上前去,对左相说,“就因为科恩围着你走了几步？我现在也来走走看！我倒要看看你是不是也敢骂我打我！总督不受你管辖你没忘记吧？” „Governor Wesse!” Your majesty spoke, „you study the child to deliberately create trouble!” “维素总督！”陛下说话了,“你怎么也学小孩子胡闹！” „Your majesty!” The father is pointing at Left Minister, „he hits my son!” “陛下！”父亲指着左相,“他打我儿子！” „Sufficed!” Your majesty a little be angry said, „you do have not to end? Stood to me! This puts down beforehand.” “够了！”陛下有点生气的说,“你们有完没完？都给我站好了！这件事先放下。” „But your majesty......” a Left Minister big mouth, „feudal official was hit.” “但是陛下……”左相张大嘴,“臣被打了。” „Who makes you first begin to hit Governor Cohen?” Your majesty very impatient appearance, „this matter is you are in the wrong in first, when we it has not happened.” “谁让你先动手打科恩总督？”陛下很不耐烦的样子,“这件事是你理亏在先,我们就当它没发生过好了。” With the joint efforts of several people, hit Left Minister this matter to cross on this belt/bring gently, your majesty said like this was also fair. 在几个人的共同努力下,打左相这件事就这样轻轻带过了,陛下这样说也合情合理。 „What matter also has?” Your majesty asked Fischett, „what matter did they have to see me?” “还有什么事？”陛下问菲谢特,“他们有什么事非要见我？” „Matter is this.” Fischett said loudly, „finance minister accused Governor Cohen to implement to beat to him in the finance department. In addition, Left Minister also accused Governor Cohen to insult in the same place to him.” “事情是这样的。”菲谢特大声说,“财务大臣指控科恩总督在财务部对他实行殴打。此外,左相也指控科恩总督对他在同一地点进行辱骂。” „This? You will also really do the matter.” Your majesty visits me saying that „what you did scold?” “这样？你还真会搞事。”陛下看着我说,“你都骂了些什么？” „Your majesty! The feudal officials know!” Did not have imperial school Dean that the opportunity opens the mouth saying that „Governor Cohen with the dreadful language indicated he unilaterally with compulsory wants to have unusual and immoral sexual relations with the Left Minister mother. Also, Governor Cohen also analogies to become to plant the male Left Minister the unique organ. Graciousness...... unclean that.” “陛下！臣知道！”一直没机会开口的皇家学院院长说,“科恩总督用猥琐的语言表明他单方面和强制性的想与左相的母亲发生一种非正常和不道德的男女关系。还有,科恩总督还把左相比喻成某种男性所特有的器官。恩……不洁的那种。” At this point, this old man's hand also gesticulated. 说到这里,这老头的手还比划了一下。 Left Minister unemotional looked that this brain has the bookworm of issue to show off the knowledge to speak, the muscle on face non-stop twitching. In the main hall, the feudal officials after the dumbfoundedness, lower the head, with hardship the true meaning of thinking these words. 左相面无表情的看完这个脑筋有问题的书呆子卖弄着学问说完了话,脸上的肌肉不停抽动。大殿上,众臣在目瞪口呆之后,都低下了头,苦苦思索这句话的真正意思。 I am actually suppressing the happy expression at the same time, the belly almost cramp...... 我却在一边强忍笑意,肚子都几乎抽筋…… „Rest.” On your majesty face showed the strange expression, „we rest. Do some people need to go to bathroom?” “休息。”陛下脸上露出了古怪的表情,“我们休息一下。有人需要上厕所吗？”