The person in main hall went out the larger part, a long time comes back. The shoulders that the face that I watching they are twisting full of enthusiasm and non-stop twitching, actually discovered that Fischett called a meaningful glance...... I to examine me, originally, imperial school Dean also went out. 大殿里的人出去了一大半,老半天才回来。我正兴致勃勃的观赏他们扭曲的面孔和不停抽搐的双肩,却发现菲谢特给我打了一个眼色……我四下查看了一下,原来,皇家学院院长也出去了。 I use very sincere look to look at Fischett, thinks at heart, „you do want to make me do?” 我用非常真诚的眼神看着菲谢特,心里想,“你想让我干什么？” „Handles him, otherwise you...... Fischett will not look askance by the wrench” looks at the ceiling, but this thought actually passes to my brain clear. “搞定他,不然你会挨扳子……”菲谢特目不斜视的看着天花板,但是这个意念却明白无误的传到我脑子里。 „Receives!” My suggestion not suspicion to this gold medal inside connection. Turned around, is searching high and low my goal, what to do while thought should. “收到！”我对这个金牌内线的建议没有一丝怀疑。转身走了出来,一边四处寻找着我的目标,一边想着该怎么办。 Comes out from the main hall, all the way is all officials who in twos and threes cannot help smiling. Has no intention to haggle over to project on me the vision of well-meaning or hatred, found Dean of imperial school in a corner. 从大殿出来,一路上都是三三两两忍俊不禁的各级官员。无意计较投射在我身上善意或仇恨的目光,在一处拐角找到了皇家学院的院长。 This old man stands in the corner, is facing the fine blue stone relief, seems seeking for a moment ago the mistake in language diligently. Simply does not have to notice me to give the hand signal to the imperial palace guard, blocked from here contact person. 这老头站在墙角,面对着精美的青石浮雕,仿佛正在努力寻找刚才语言中的错误。根本没在注意到我向皇宫侍卫打出手势,阻断了从这里往来的人。 „Is there makes a mistake?” I arrive his behind, hears him to mutter, „ my word usage not wrong? “是那里出了错？”我走到他的身后,听到他在喃喃自语,“我的用词没有错啊？ Is the tone? Why didn't I feel? ” 难道是语气吗？为什么我自己不觉得？” „Heard that you do have three sons?” I said in his ear in a soft voice, „is your pride?” “听说您有三个儿子？”我轻声在他耳边说,“都是您的骄傲？” He suddenly one startled, the body trembles, turns around visits me. 他猛然一惊,身体一颤,转过来看着我。 „My family affairs does not need you to know.” He said, „said goodbye, your excellency.” “我的家事不需要你知道。”他说,“再见了,阁下。” Has a look at about no one, I holds on his arm, with body stubbornly withstand/top him on the wall, the right hand touched an ordinary pill to force in him from the bosom because of panic-stricken, but the big mouth, pinched his throat again. 看看左右无人,我一把拉住他的胳膊,用身体死死的把他顶在墙上,右手从怀里摸到了一颗普通药丸塞进了他因惊恐而张得大大的嘴,再捏了捏他的喉咙。 „Flavor how?” I determined that he has swallowed. “味道怎么样？”我确定他已经吞下。 „Your you...... ate anything to me!” “你你……给我吃了什么！” „Very ordinary...... that medicine.” “很普通的……那种药。” „That type? Is that type!” “那种？到底是那种！” „Is...... that type that you are not obedient can die.” “就是你不听话就会死翘翘的……那种。” „Right? The death...... could not frighten me.” He reorganized the slightly disorderly clothes, „you complete the matter that you want to do, can make me leave!” “是吗？死亡……吓不倒我。”他整理了一下略显凌乱的衣服,“你做完了你想做的事,可以让我离开了吧！” „Graciousness...... do not stare at me to look with this look.” I said grinningly, „knows your life is useless to you, therefore now your family member, including your three sons, with great interest is eating this thing.” “恩……你不要用这种眼神盯着我看。”我笑嘻嘻的说,“知道你一个人的命对你没用,所以现在你的家人,包括你那三个儿子,都在津津有味的吃着这个东西。” „You!” Dean said with clenched jaws, „your excellency...... is very mean!” “你！”院长咬牙切齿的说,“阁下……很卑鄙！” „Without the means that who made somebody handle I kick the imperial school in the past, making me lose accepted the opportunity that the legitimate aristocrat educated.” “没办法呀,谁让当年某人一脚把我踢出皇家学院,让我失去了接受正统贵族教育的机会。” „What does your excellency want me to make?” “阁下想要我做什么？” „I do not want to suffer the wrench, in addition, my money one point cannot be few.” I said, „you try to find the solution.” “我不想挨扳子,此外,我的钱一分都不能少。”我说,“你来想办法。” The imperial palace, to a restroom not far corner, two shadows under sunlight projection is whispering. 皇宫,离厕所不远的一个墙角,在阳光投射下的两个黑影正在交头接耳。 „I think, was said then situation by Dean again!” Looks in the main hall again all assembled whole body of ministers, your majesty first starts talking, „repeated according to the original words was good, did not need to decorate.”...... „Your majesty.” Dean lowers the head, „feudal official has said.” “我想,还是由院长再说说当时的情况吧！”看着大殿里再次聚齐的群臣,陛下先开口说了话,“照原话复述就好了,不用修饰。”……“陛下。”院长低着头,“臣已经说完了。” „Cohen Kheda.” Your majesty said, „said to look, why you did scold Left Minister?” “科恩・凯达。”陛下说,“说说看,你为什么骂左相？” „Your majesty.” I said that „feudal official did not admit this indictment!” “陛下。”我说“臣不承认这个指控！” „Said the reason.” “说出理由。” „Because, the feudal official has not scolded him.” I clear throat, „first, what I said to Left Minister: You...... seem like my words to seem like a bad language, but asked everyone to pay attention, front of these words had your character. Therefore my these words hear some rumors to ask in the Holy Capital county fair to Left Minister on me.” “因为,臣没有骂他。”我清了清嗓子,“第一句,我对左相说的是:你……看起来我的话象是一句脏话,但是请大家注意,这句话的前面有一个你字。所以我这句话只是就我在圣都市集上听到过一些流言向左相发问而已。” „Is this?” Your majesty looks to Dean, „Dean you did say?” “是这样吗？”陛下向院长看去,“院长你说呢？” „Now thinks, in the tone of Governor Cohen is to have the characteristics of question.” Dean raised the head, on the face full is helpless, „, this is a general interrogative sentence, I affirmed.” “现在想起来,科恩总督的语气里是带有问话的特征。”院长抬起头来,脸上满是无奈,“是的,这是一句一般疑问句,我肯定。” „How that...... that old bird you also explained!” Is pointing at me, Left Minister shakes all over. “那……那老鸟你又怎么解释！”指着我,左相全身发抖。 „This, I must first apologize to Left Minister. Please forgive me to use the vulgar word to describe you. However, this is not scolding you.” I smiled was saying to Left Minister, „generally speaking, we were familiar with describe with the rookies rookie who initially made a debut, referring to them was inexperienced. The meaning of old bird is just the opposite, I am praising you to experience richly, the technique is experienced and reliable!” “这个,我先要向左相道歉。请原谅我用粗俗的词形容了您。但是,这也不是在骂您。”我微笑着对左相说,“一般来说,我们习惯用菜鸟来形容初出道的新人,指的是他们毫无经验。老鸟的意思恰恰相反,我是在夸您经验丰富,手法老到啊！” „Un?” Your majesty asked, „has this view? Dean?” “恩？”陛下问,“有这个说法吗？院长？” „The meaning of these words , from the wording, like this explained as if also right.” Under the threat of family member life, Dean makes again advantageously my „grammar” explanation. He is imperial school Dean, like this said, others are not naturally exceptive. The vision that only then the Left Minister some people with virulent and confuse visits him. “这句话的意思,从字面上看,这样解释似乎也没错。”在家人的生命威胁下,院长再次做出都我有利的“语法”解释。他是皇家学院院长,这样说,其他人自然是不好反对。只有左相一干人用恶毒而又迷惑的眼光看着他。 „Right? Since this, did not say this matter.” Your majesty said, „below is turning which?” “是吗？既然这样,就不说这事了。”陛下说,“下面轮着哪位？” „Father.” Fischett said, „should be the finance minister indicates the indictment to Governor Cohen.” “父亲。”菲谢特说,“应该是财务大臣表述对科恩总督的指控。” „Good, the finance minister, you can start.” “好,财务大臣,你可以开始了。” Has turned into „pig” forefront the finance minister arrives, the entire face was entangled quickly fully by the bandage. 已经变成“猪头”的财务大臣走到最前面,整个脸快被绷带缠满。 „Your majesty! You look.” Died „pig” to kneel before the hoof points at own face saying that „feudal official is transferring accounts to Governor Cohen, who knows that Governor Cohen the feudal official fell down unexpectedly beat mercilessly!” “陛下！您看。”死“猪头”跪用前蹄指着自己的脸说,“臣正给科恩总督转帐,谁知道科恩总督竟然把臣摔倒在地毒打！” „Injures heavily.” Your majesty looks to me, „Cohen! What's the matter?” “伤得不轻。”陛下向我看过来,“科恩！怎么回事？” „Your majesty!” I kneel by the finance minister, „you give me 500,000 special funds, was embezzled half by him!” “陛下！”我跪在财务大臣旁边,“您给我五十万专款,就被他贪污一半！” „Has this matter?” Your majesty is frowning to ask, „I do think unable?” “有这回事吗？”陛下皱着眉头问,“我想不会吧？” „!” I said loudly, „my anything word of praise said completely, he only gave me 250,000!” “是真的！”我大声说,“我什么好话都说尽了,他只给我二十五万！” „Possibly first gives you 250,000, the other half will give you several days later again!” Your majesty said, „you are so how impulsive! Also hits the person!” “可能是先给你二十五万,另一半过几天再给你吧！”陛下说,“你怎么这么冲动！又打人！” „It is not this! Finance minister very explicit told me.” I am pointing at Left Minister, „other half money must give Left Minister!” “不是这样的！财务大臣很明确的告诉我。”我指着左相,“另一半钱要给左相！” „!” Your majesty numerous palm pats on the seat arm rest, „Left Minister is the national high-ranking court official, do not speak irresponsibly!” “啪！”陛下重重一掌拍在坐椅扶手上,“左相是国家重臣,你不要乱说！” „I do not have.” “我没有。” „Finance minister!” Your majesty changed the complexion, what „Governor Cohen said is the truth! You must give Left Minister the other half money!” “财务大臣！”陛下变了脸色,“科恩总督说的是实话吗！你要把另一半钱给左相！” The finance minister has not thought that the matter changes like this quickly, was frightened by your majesty cannot make noise, good long while should, „be...... is.” 财务大臣没想到事情变化得这样快,被陛下吓得出不了声,好半天才应,“是……是。” The whole body of ministers in an uproar! 群臣哗然！ Similarly is 250,000 gold coins, seems like the restoration mansion and has no big distinction to him. However can pick up the minister of bone to the egg in looks like may be different, the country disburses money is the Left Minister restoration mansion is normal, but gives him embezzles the grave offense! An extremely simple word usage, can produce the so opposite results unexpectedly. Even if the finance minister corrects now restores the mansion, who believes? Hehe, really worthily is the imperial school manages a household greatly to the means that I find out, easy-to-use, is very easy-to-use. 同样是二十五万金币,看起来修缮府第和给他本人并没什么大的分别。但是对鸡蛋里都能挑出骨头的大臣看来可不一样了,国家出钱为左相修缮府第是正常的,但是给他本人就是贪污重罪！一个极为简单的用词,竟然可以产生如此相反的效果。就算现在财务大臣改口说是修缮府第,又有谁相信？嘿嘿,真不愧是皇家学院的大当家给我想出的办法,好用,真的很好用。 „Left Minister.” Your majesty said in a soft voice, „explained to me.” “左相。”陛下轻声说,“给我解释。” „Your majesty.” Left Minister said, „feudal official does not know this matter! Really does not know.” “陛下。”左相说,“臣不知道这件事！真的不知道。” „You said that this matter and you haven't related?” At this time, the father stood finally, „how the finance minister did not give me this great sum of money!” “你说这件事和你没关系？”这时,父亲终于站了出来,“怎么财务大臣不把这笔巨款给我！” „Your majesty!” The finance minister understands finally, „this sum of money is used to give the Left Minister restoration mansion!” “陛下！”财务大臣总算明白过来,“这笔钱是用来给左相修缮府第的！” „The Left Minister mansion restores every year!” Left Minister said loudly, „fund that does use you to worry? I looked that is you thinks full Sinang! Unexpectedly also dares to hit my name!” “左相府第每年都修缮！”左相大声说,“款项那用你来操心？我看是你想中饱私馕！居然还敢打着我的名字！” I „thump”! Went bad, Left Minister is not very indeed simple, unexpectedly looked the situation is not right, immediately gives up a rook to save a king! Seemed like me to underestimate him, even the finance ministers were willing to give up, this at least explained that this was the fellow who could take up to put down. Competes with such person, may result in extremely carefully. 我心里“咯噔”一下！坏了,左相的确很不简单,居然一看形势不对,立即弃车保帅！看起来我是一直都低估他了,连财务大臣都舍得放弃,这至少说明这是个拿得起放得下的家伙。和这样人打对台,可得万分小心。 The following matter pressed us to establish the good step development, the name of finance minister was turning into „former finance minister” instantaneously, moreover took to ask is jailed, at a later date trial. Because Left Minister does not know this matter, therefore avoid investigating. 接下来的事都按我们设定好的步骤发展,财务大臣的名字在瞬间变成了“前财务大臣”而且被拿问下狱,择日审判。左相由于不知道这件事,所以免于追究。 „Said, our Holy Capital may not be really tranquil for these days!” Your majesty eye glances to me, un? How some not bad good intention? ” Did you say? Governor Cohen? ” “说起来,我们圣都这几天可真不平静啊！”陛下的眼睛又向我瞟过来,恩？怎么有些不坏好意？”你说呢？科恩总督？” „Hehe...... I...... that...... I.” The mouth is making fun, is thinking at heart: Was the day, somebody wants to dismantle the bridge after crossing? “嘿嘿……我……那个……我。”嘴里打着哈哈,心里在想:天,是不是某人想过河拆桥了？ „It seems like, said that you impulsed look down on you.” Your majesty right hand is playing the ring! Presents this movement some people to on him each time but actually big mildew! However now looks like, my situation is not wonderful. “看起来,说你冲动太小瞧你了。”陛下的右手又在玩戒指了！每次在他身上出现这个动作就有人要倒大霉啦！但是现在看来,俺的情况不大妙啊。 „You are extremely arrogant! Extremely arrogantly to the extreme!” Your majesty does not care at all my dumbfoundedness, continued. „Today hits this, tomorrow will hit that. Does not give you to select fiercely, perhaps you must overturn the heavens.” “你是狂妄！狂妄到了极点！”陛下毫不在意我的目瞪口呆,继续说。“今天打这个,明天打那个。再不给你点厉害,说不定你就得翻天了。” „But your majesty.” The father said in behind, „Cohen he right!” “可是陛下。”父亲在后面说,“科恩他没错啊！” „Has.” “有。” „No!” “没有啊！” „I said that has!” Your majesty almost with the roar, „he sits badly the chair of my study room today!” “我说有就有！”陛下几乎是用吼的,“他今天坐坏了我书房的靠背椅！” „Right!” Left Minister two shine, „destruction imperial family property! Your majesty can punish.” “对！”左相两眼发亮,“破坏皇家财产！陛下可以处罚。” „That is not I sits badly......” “那不是我坐坏的……” „Comes the person!” Your majesty interrupts my words, „draws to hit 30 army clubs this young bastard!” “来人！”陛下打断我的话,“把这个小坏蛋拉下去打三十军棍！” „Does not want!” I scared, „that chair is not I sits badly!” “不要啊！”我吓坏了,“那椅子不是我坐坏的啊！” „Your majesty!” The father said, „Cohen is the civilian post, cannot hit the army club.” “陛下！”父亲说,“科恩是文职,不能打军棍。” „Your majesty!” Had been pulled off me to hear the Left Minister extremely exciting sound by the guard, „you can Governor to seal/confer Keen a military appointment.” “陛下！”已经被侍卫拖出门外的我听到了左相极为兴奋的声音,“您可以封科恩总督一个军职啊。” „Good, the order, seals Governor Dark City, Cohen Kheda is......” I am towed to be very far, listens unclear. “那好,命令,封黑暗城总督,科恩・凯达为……”我已经被拖了很远,听不清楚了。 According to us ambushes the personnel: Last month, put up a series of farces in the Swabia empire. The lead is this/should country recent aristocrat governor Cohen Kheda, this person was dismissed by the imperial school long ago, vulgar uncouthly, is undisciplined. So long as is a minor matter, may fly into a rage. Made one feel what was funny, this person was only used other unimportant excuse to impose the penalties of 30 army clubs unexpectedly...... in summary, should not spend the too much time and energy in this person...... 据我方潜伏人员密报:上月,在斯比亚帝国上演一连串闹剧。主角是该国新进贵族总督科恩・凯达,此人早年被皇家学院开除,庸俗粗鲁,毫无修养。只要是一点小事,就有可能暴跳如雷。令人感到好笑的是,这个人居然只被用其他不重要的借口处以三十军棍的惩罚……综上所述,不应在此人身上花太多时间与精力……