„What?” I rise with a spring from the bed, „who dares to be black my money! He does not want to live!” “什么？”我从床上一跃而起,“谁敢黑我的钱！他不想活了！” „Is that dead fatty!” Jake said that „finance minister.” “是那个死胖子！”杰克说,“财务大臣。” „I XX your old mothers.” I start to put on shoes, „kills your!” “我XX你的老母。”我开始穿鞋,“弄死你这个XXXX！” „”, The head suffered. I look up, is the father. “啪”的一声,头上挨了一下。我抬头看去,是老爸。 „Mouth cleanly!” The father teaches me, „finance minister is an aristocrat, is not the city gate soldier soldier.” “嘴里干净点！”老爸教训我,“财务大臣是贵族,不是城门口的小兵兵。” „But father!” I yell, „he swallows my money Ye!” “可是老爸！”我大声喊叫,“他吞我的钱耶！” „I know.” The father said, „your majesty also knows.” “我知道。”老爸笑着说,“陛下也知道。” „Un?” “恩？” „You think, your majesty gives you money, why doesn't give you directly?” The father asked me, „asked you to transfer your majesty not to dislike time troublesome?” “你想想,陛下给你钱,为什么不直接给你呢？”老爸问我,“叫你去转一次难道陛下就不嫌麻烦？” „What meaning is that?” I asked, „...... to want me to tidy up him?” “那是什么意思啊？”我问,“难道说……要我收拾他？” „Right, my clever son!” Father's appearance seems like not very proper, „your majesty enables everyone to develop his talents.” “对,我的乖儿子！”父亲的样子看起来很不正经,“陛下可是人尽其才。” „Has had long known that this 500,000 were not good to make......” me saying that „how wanted me to do? Also, why wants me to go?” “早就知道这五十万不好挣……”我说,“要我怎么做？还有,为什么要我去？” „Because that finance minister was drawn by Left Minister, diverts your majesty everywhere. He is a being watertight person, we could not find his weak point from the regular channel. But our these old fogies are unsuitable to act to deliberately create trouble, only then makes your kind of grown-up fellow go. If screwed up, your age is also small, so long as your majesty said forgives you, Left Minister also takes you not to have idea.” The father said in a low voice, „old means that do the bigger the better! Can draw well Left Minister, so long as does not do to kill, other are casual you.” “因为那个财务大臣被左相拉过去了,处处牵制陛下。他本身是个滴水不漏的人,从正规渠道我们找不到他的短处。而我们这些老家伙是不便出面胡闹,只有让你这个半大不小的家伙去。如果搞砸了,你年纪又小,只要陛下说原谅你,左相也拿你没辙。”老爸低声说,“老办法,搞得越大越好！可以把左相拉进来最好,只要不搞出人命,其他就随便你。” „Good!” I wear the clothes, „I go now!” “好！”我穿好衣服,“我现在就去！” „Waits for!” The father holds on me, „did you engage in introspection for three days to expire?” “等一下！”老爸拉住我,“你自省三天到期了吗？” I of assuming an air of self approbation am riding a horse leisurely is walking. Although the roadside thick shade blocked from the sinister hot sun, the breeze that strokes lightly also brings some cool feeling, my at heart is very uncomfortable, yeah, this time was really sold by the father. 摇头晃脑的我骑着马慢条斯理的走着。虽然路边浓密的绿荫遮住了毒辣的烈日,轻拂的微风也带来一些凉意,我的心里还是很不爽,哎,这次真的是被老爸卖了。 „This cicada......” thinks that in thinks like this, „really called to be bothersome!” “这蝉……”想里这样想,“叫得可真烦！” I put out a hand to shake shaking, Jake arrived at side me. This fellow had confessed that was the deputy team chiefs of guard, all day long mixed up with Uncle Miser uncle. 我伸出手晃了晃,杰克来到我身边。这家伙已经自认是卫队的副队长了,成天都跟麦泽大叔大叔混在一起。 „boss.” Jake said, „how this time we do do?” “老大。”杰克说,“这次我们怎么干？” „First uses courtesy and then uses force.” I said ill-humoredly, „told them, before I have not begun, must maintain the smile!” “先礼后兵。”我没好气的说,“告诉他们,我没动手前都要保持笑容！” „Yes!” “是！” Except for your majesty, no one dares the vertical horse running quickly in Holy Capital. Group leisure spent a lot of time „shaking” to the finance department, places the entrance horse, we walked. 除了陛下,在圣都谁都不敢纵马奔驰。一行人慢悠悠的花了不少时间才“晃”到财务部,把马放在门口,我们走了进去。 „boss! Walks here.” Jake is opening the big eye, „here is very lordly!” “老大！走这边。”杰克睁着大大的眼睛,“这里很气派的！” „Style?” I turn the head to look out in all directions, the graciousness...... the construction is very ordinary, some Goths styles, „how didn't I feel?” “气派吗？”我转头四望,恩……建筑很普通嘛,有些“哥特”风格,“我怎么不觉得？” „Hehe, naturally naturally! It looks like in empire youngest most and promising Governor Cohen, such construction is not indeed outstanding.” A middle-aged fatty stands on the stair of main building said. “呵呵,当然当然！在帝国最年轻有为的科恩总督看来,这样的建筑的确不出众。”一个中年胖子站在主楼的台阶上笑着说。 „Are you which?” I am taking a look at him. Magnificent attire, self-confident manner, gentle tone. “您是哪位？”我打量着他。华丽的衣着,自信的神态,平和的语气。 „boss.” Jake collects excessively, „is this dead fat pig!” “老大。”杰克凑过头来说,“就是这头死肥猪！” „Welcome your excellency.” The fat people said, „I am the finance minister.” “欢迎阁下。”胖子说,“我是财务大臣。” „Right? How you know that I am Cohen?” I found a place to sit, „what people wasn't other?” “是吗？您怎么知道我是科恩？”我找个地方坐了下来,“不是其他什么人？” „Bandage on your aristocrat sign and hand explained your status.” The finance minister replied me, „in present Holy Capital, the right hand has the wound aristocrat Governor Cohen who only then has fought in the city gate several days ago.” “您的贵族标志和手上的绷带说明了您的身份。”财务大臣回答我,“在现在的圣都,右手有伤的贵族就只有在几天前在城门打过架的科恩总督了。” „Your power of observation is very strong!” I am making fun, „was the finance minister to put in great inconvenience to you.” “您的观察力很强啊！”我打着哈哈,“做财务大臣真是委屈您了。” „Haha, so long as is your majesty appoints.” The finance minister said, „official under the emperor will complete it.” “哈哈,只要是陛下委任的。”财务大臣笑着说,“臣下就会把它做好。” Bone that the root is really difficult to gnaw, directly enters the subject. 真是根难啃的骨头,还是直接进入正题吧。 „Since you said like this.” I put out your majesty written comments to arrive in front of him, „we first manage the proper business!” “既然您这样说。”我拿出陛下的批示走到他面前,“我们就先办正事吧！” „Good, good.” Finance minister both hands received, „asked your excellency to come with me.” “好的,好的。”财务大臣双手接过,“请阁下跟我来。” He so refreshed attitude makes me very surprised, turns the head to look at Jake. Jake swung under one gently, reminding my matter like this will not be simple. 他如此爽快的态度让我很吃惊,转头看着杰克。杰克轻轻摇了一下头,提醒我事情不会这样简单。 „Made your excellency wait for a long time!” The finance minister raised the head from big pile of books, „the present changes to 250,000 gold coins your Dark City tent/account?” “让阁下久等了！”财务大臣从一大堆帐簿中抬起头,“现在就把二十五万金币转到你的黑暗城帐上吗？” „How much money?” I am staring at him, „said to me again one time!” “多少钱？”我盯着他,“再给我说一次！” „250,000 empire gold coins.” In the finance minister eyes startled does not have, as if not know that the gold coin quantity cut in half. “二十五万帝国金币。”财务大臣眼中一丝惊慌都没有,仿佛不知道金币数量被减半。 „You have a look at me.” I arrive on the chair before spacious desk to sit, „does my appearance seem like very good to bully?” “你看看我。”我走到宽大的办公桌前的椅子上坐下来,“我的样子看起来很好欺负吗？” „Not.” The finance minister replied me very much calmly, „what issue did your excellency have?” “一点都不。”财务大臣很沉着的回答我,“阁下有什么问题吗？” „What above your majesty makes written comments writes is how many?” “陛下批示上面写的是多少？” „500,000 empire gold coins.” “五十万帝国金币。” „How many do you forward to me?” “那你转给我多少？” „250,000 gold coins.” “二十五万金币。” „What status are you?” “你是什么身份？” „I am the finance minister.” “我是财务大臣。” „!” My palm of the hand numerous rackets on the desktop, the thing on table jump in abundance. “啪！”我一巴掌重重的拍在桌面上,桌上的东西纷纷跳起。 „That half of gold coins went to there!” I said, „spits to me!” “那一半金币去了那里！”我说,“给我吐出来！” „Your excellency, please should not be excited.” Finance minister at a moderate pace said to me, „makes me give you to explain.” “阁下,请你不要激动。”财务大臣不紧不慢的对我说,“让我给你解释。” „Is this.” Visits me to nod, the finance minister said, „your fund use is the construction expenses?” “是这样的。”看我点了点头,财务大臣说,“你的款项用途属于建筑用款吧？” „Yes!” “是！” „This was right.” The finance minister starts to be incessant, „the entire empire needs to construct the expenses the place incessantly is your Dark City, many places need. Therefore makes the moderate adjustment in various funds is very normal. This is also my duty-bound work , like anyone. Your that other 250,000 are used to restore Holy Capital various building and Left Minister mansion. You must understand that Left Minister is the high-ranking court official in our country, if his mansion does not restore is very tattered, tattered will affect the image of our country, will affect...... will say that the image of our country delimited half to have in the tent/account to you many, was looked completely you constructed the city was laborious to give in the attendance for the first time......” “这就对了。”财务大臣开始滔滔不绝起来,“整个帝国需要建筑用款的地方不止是您的黑暗城啊,很多地方都需要。所以在各种款项中做适度调整是很正常的。这也是我的份内工作,对谁都一样。您那余下的二十五万是用来修缮圣都的各种建筑和左相府的。您得明白啊,左相是我国的重臣,他的府第要是不修缮就很破破烂烂,破破烂烂就会影响我国的形象,影响到我国的形象就会……说起来给您划一半在帐上已经有很多了,完全是看您第一次建城非常辛苦而给于的照顾……” „Attendance?” I a collar that holds the finance minister drags from the table him, „what Left Minister mansion you black my 250,000 gold coins cultivated/repaired, added that takes care of me? Does the Left Minister mansion cultivate/repair to do my trifling thing!” “照顾？”我一把抓住财务大臣的衣领把他从桌子另一边拖过来,“你黑了我二十五万金币去修什么左相府,还说是照顾我？左相府修不修干我屁事！” „Asked your excellency to let loose me, do you want to do?” The finance minister said calmly, „I am not the city gate soldier.” “请阁下放开我,你想干嘛？”财务大臣非常冷静的说,“我可不是城门的小兵。” „Right, you are not the defense gate soldier.” I think him, „you whether now wants to change the idea to give me 500,000?” “对,你不是守城门的小兵。”我看着他,“您现在是否想改主意要给我五十万？” „Only has 250,000.” The finance minister is looking me, „many one point does not have.” “只有二十五万。”财务大臣回望着我,“多一分都没有。” „You are compelling me.” I said, „the body of aristocrat is not iron, you think that you can support my several fists?” “你在逼我啊。”我说,“贵族的身体也不是铁打的,你想你撑得住我几拳？” „You do not dare. I am the finance minister, is an aristocrat!” “你不敢。我是财务大臣,是贵族！” I drag the table to put away him, loosen the hand, helping him reorganize the collar, smiled was saying to him, „, you were an aristocrat. However, don't make a bet with me?” 我把他拖下桌子放好,松开手,帮他整理了衣领,微笑着对他说,“是的,您是贵族。但是,别和我打赌好吗？” A very resounding sound reverberation in the room, holds the left face that the finance minister does not dare to believe. 一声非常响亮的声音回荡在房间里,财务大臣不敢置信的捧着左脸。 „You......” have the language belt/bring trembling sound, „do you...... slap my?” “你……”有人语带颤声,“你……打我耳光？” „To Oh! How can I slap your? Sorry!” I said that „you certainly unusual is unsatisfied, relax, usually I with fist.” “对哦！我怎么可以打你耳光呢？对不起！”我笑着说,“您一定非常的不满意,放心,平常我都是用拳头的。” "Ah...... saved a life...... ” to reach as high as 120 decibels praying for rescue sounds to pass from the office of finance minister. “啊……救命啊……”高达一百二十分贝的求救声从财务大臣的办公室传了出去。 „What's wrong? Sir?” Some people are shouting loudly running over, they were blocked by Jake. “怎么了？大人？”有人高呼着跑过来,被杰克他们拦住。 „Finance ministers and our governors are discussing the official business, do not disturb!” “财务大臣和我们总督正在谈公事,你们不要去打扰！” „But the Sir is calling to save a life!” The finance minister guard of hand/subordinate yelled that considers, „perhaps has the assassin!” “可是大人在叫救命！”财务大臣手下的护卫大叫着想冲进来,“说不定有刺客！” „Our family/home governors also have not called, assassin who that comes?” Jake said, „perhaps this is your family Sir in the exercise also perhaps.” “我们家总督又没叫,那来的刺客？”杰克说,“说不定这是你家大人在锻炼也说不定。” „You crack a joke! The exercise method of our family/home Sir called in the bed going to school donkey!” It seems like the guard intelligence quotient of finance minister is not very high. “你开什么玩笑！我们家大人的锻炼方法是在床上学驴叫！”看来财务大臣的护卫智商不是很高。 "Ah, this...... ” Jake said, „perhaps today your family Sir wants to trade a new pattern!” “啊,这个……”杰克说,“说不定今天你家大人想换点新鲜花样嘛！” „Makes way!” “让开啦！” „Does not let!” “不让！” In the two sides guards quarrelled the continuous time, some front door that side people high shout „Left Minister to......” 正在两边的护卫争吵不休的时候,大门那边有人高叫“左相到……”