Under the city gate a peace, talked at once immediately. Everyone knows that this time does not die also to result in a skin, alarmed your majesty unexpectedly, moreover seemed like your majesty is also angry very much...... 城门底下一片安静,立即又七嘴八舌起来。大家都知道这次不死也得掉层皮,竟然惊动到了陛下,而且看起来陛下还很生气…… „Did you hit?” Has „senior official” with setting pen to paper starts to interrogate the infantry. “你打了没？”有“长官”拿着笔开始盘问步兵。 „No! My where has to fight!” No one is a fool. “没有啊！我哪有打架啊！”谁都不是傻蛋。 „You! To be honest!” Cannot ask, „senior official” started on the nose upper eyelid. “你呢！老实说！”问不出来,“长官”们开始上鼻子上脸了。 „Reported the senior official! I called the big cow! I have not hit!” This veteran, plays the fool first-class. “报告长官！俺叫大牛！俺没打！”这个老兵,装傻一流。 „Your face what's the matter?” One „senior official” asked. “你的脸怎么回事？”一“长官”问。 „Reported the senior official! The darkness, the ground falls!” The step weapons replied. “报告长官！天黑,地上摔的！”步兵甲回答。 „Your forehead what's the matter?” Another one „senior official” asked. “你的额头怎么回事？”另一“长官”问。 „Reported the senior official! The darkness, on the wall hits!” Infantry B reply. “报告长官！天黑,墙上撞的！”步兵乙回答。 „That? Do you cover the Little Brother are being what's the matter?” One „senior official” asked again. “那？你捂着小弟弟又算是怎么回事？”再一“长官”问。 „Reported the senior official! The darkness, the urine suppresses!” Infantry C reply. “报告长官！天黑,尿憋的！”步兵丙回答。 „What relations this and does the darkness have?” “这和天黑有什么关系？” Finally, after passing through all „senior official” raises hand to vote, decided that takes away me and guard together. Opposite party, so long as has not worn the armor completely „doing things in the same way regardless of circumstances”! 最后,在经过所有的“长官”举手表决之后,决定把我和卫队一起带走。对方嘛,只要是没穿盔甲的全部“一锅烩”！ „The army and aristocrat of our empire really have prospects more and more!” Kremer your majesty is walking before the square in imperial palace gradually back and forth, on the face also has the smile unexpectedly, „not only fights in the Holy Capital city gate, but also makes entire Holy Capital is heavily engaged. Great! However how do you prepare to end?” “我们帝国的军队和贵族可是真越来越有出息啦！”克里默陛下在皇宫的广场前缓步走着来回,脸上居然还有笑容,“不但在圣都城门打架,而且还把整个圣都闹得不可开交。好样的！但是你们准备怎么收场啊？” We twenty stand right the square personally, black and blue has, looking fierce also has, almost everyone has „color”. Left us, is uniform has not put on the infantry of armor, the dense piece, has three fully, 400 people. The larger part is standing, one less than half lies down on the stretcher is lifted. That the platoon leader in stupor is also still lifted now, the naked body wraps is not knowing looks for the white bed sheet that from that miserable type live image just by 110 guy has humiliated the delicate young girl...... 我们二十几个人站在广场右边,鼻青脸肿的有,呲牙裂嘴的也有,几乎人人带“彩”。在我们左边,是清一色是没有穿护甲的步兵,黑压压一片,足有三,四百人。一大半站着,一小半是躺在担架上被抬来的。那个现在还在昏迷中的小队长也被抬来了,全裸的身体包着不知道从那找来的白色床单,那副惨样活象个刚被百十来号大汉凌辱过的柔弱少女…… A ticket minister does not utter a word, for fear that this burning down on oneself. The father also stands , the complexion is usual, anything had not expressed. 一票大臣一声不吭,生怕这把火烧到自己身上。父亲也站在,面色如常,什么都没有表示。 „That.” Kremer your majesty receives the smile, „Cohen Governor Kheda! You first said look what's the matter.” “那么。”克里默陛下收起笑容,“科恩・凯达总督！你先说说看是怎么回事。” „Good evening, your majesty. Matter is this.” On the face suffered several, mentioned the words a little non- nature, „feudal official has chosen the Dark City city, is returning to your majesty anxiously. For several days lived outdoors, nonstop rushing Holy Capital, but the city gate infantry does not make me enter a city!” “晚上好,陛下。事情是这样的。”脸上挨了好几下,说起话有点不自然,“臣已经选好了黑暗城的城址,就急着回来向陛下回报。几天来风餐露宿,马不停蹄的赶到圣都,可是城门的步兵就是不让我进城！” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Feudal official argued strongly based on reason. But the fellow said that puts me to enter a city, but wants the feudal official to pay him according to the population the tips of everyone 5 silver coins!” Under the special preparation of previous existence, I mentioned the lie to breathe steadily, the heartbeat was normal, „I did not give, from quarrelling to turn into fight! They sounded the alarm.” “臣据理力争。可是那家伙说放我进城可以,但是要臣按人数给他每人五个银币的小费！”在前生的特殊训练下,俺说起谎话来呼吸平稳,心跳正常,“俺不给,就从吵架变成了打架！他们就拉响了警钟。” My words saying ended, the whole body of ministers were dumbfounded, in an uproar. A young infantry team leader dares to blackmail the governor unexpectedly! Some people proposed an entire Cohort at the scene „”. 我的话一说完,群臣大眼瞪小眼,一片哗然。一个小小步兵队长居然敢讹诈总督！当场就有人提议把整个步兵队“喀嚓”了。 „Has such matter?” Kremer your majesty is calm, asked that the official of city garrison section, „you said looks.” “有这样的事？”克里默陛下处变不惊,问城防部的官员,“你们说说看。” „Returns to your majesty!” The city garrison section that first rushes to was on duty „senior official” saying that „feudal official was hears the alarm first to rush, only saw that Governor Cohen hung upside down the infantry team leader of being strip naked clothes in the city gate beats mercilessly. The feudal official who in front of Governor Cohen said does not know, the feudal official wants first to stop them, Governor Cohen the feudal official hit together.” “回陛下！”最先赶到的城防部当值“长官”说,“臣是听到警钟最先赶到的,只看到科恩总督把剥光衣服的步兵队长倒吊在城门上毒打。科恩总督前面所说的臣是不知道的,臣想先制止他们,科恩总督就连臣一起打了。” „Undeserved! We do not have! Did not allow them to enter to the time team leader of closure city gate!” “冤枉啊！我们没有啊！只是到了关闭城门的时间队长才不让他们进入的啊！” „Your majesty! Our city garrison infantries are impossible this!” “陛下！我们的城防步兵不可能这样做！” „Why is impossible? What hits also to have unable to do the aristocrats?” “为什么不可能？连贵族都打还有什么做不出来的？” „Right, what Governor Cohen” Left Minister thought of obviously, „even front as you said that but why can you fight with the city garrison section official of duty?” “对啊,科恩总督”左相显然是想到了什么,“就算前面如你所说,可是为什么你会和当值的城防部官员打起来呢？” „Dear Left Minister.” My attitude sincere asking, „do you look at me to seem like the mental aberration person?” “亲爱的左相。”我态度诚恳的问,“你看我象是个精神失常的人？” "Ah? ” Left Minister does not know that I want to do, without responding, vacant shaking the head. “啊？”左相不知道我想干什么,没反应过来,茫然的摇摇头。 „Since you acknowledged that I am not the nervous breakdown, if can not hit.” I then said, „why I do want to fight with several hundred people? Does my dyspepsia need the movement? Is the person who catches up with first begins!” “既然你承认我不是神经失常,如果可以不打的话。”我接着说下去,“我干嘛要和几百号人打架？我消化不良需要运动吗？是赶来的人先动手的！” „But Governor Cohen!” In the minister some people asked, „how you do prove the infantry team leader to your blackmailing?” “可是科恩总督！”大臣中有人问,“你怎么证明步兵队长对你的讹诈？” „How to show?” I touch the chin, thinks of the vitality/angry, „I am an aristocrat, is the governor. The words that I spoke you do not believe, what I also do have to say? Had not shown!” “怎么证明？”我摸摸下巴,装着生气,“我是贵族,又是总督。我说的话你们都不相信,我还有什么好说的？没有证明！” „Governor Cohen.” Your majesty said to me, „like this, do not have the words to say well.” “科恩总督。”陛下对我说,“不要这样,有话好好说。” „Your majesty, is this, we were forced begins.” My serious start installs innocently, installs pitifully, installs gracefully, installs cleverly, „the present wants me with the evidence, how do I take? In the city gate except for us is they, how they want certainly saying that how to say!” “陛下,本来就是这样,我们是被逼无奈才动手的。”我一本正经的开始装无辜,装可怜,装优雅,装乖巧,“现在要我拿证据,我怎么拿？城门里除了我们就是他们,他们当然想怎么说就怎么说啦！” „First should not be anxious.” Your majesty gathers the comfort that makes I, „matter can investigate thoroughly.” “你先不要急。”陛下非常合做的安慰我,“事情是可以查清的。” Your majesty turns the head to look outside the cavalry military officer stationed in city, „you said, what you did see?” 陛下微转头看着驻扎城外的骑兵将领,“你说,你看到了什么？” „Returns to your majesty!” Cavalry military officer body, „the front matter feudal official is not clear! The feudal officials rush saw that several hundred infantries and 20 come to fight in the city gate corridor personally!” “回陛下！”骑兵将领身体一挺,“前面的事臣也不清楚！臣赶到的时候就看到几百个步兵和二十来个人在城门过道里打架！” „Without seeing other what?” “没有看到其他什么？” „Did not have!” “没有了！” „Graciousness......” your majesty said to the ministers, „how you do see this matter?” “恩……”陛下对大臣们说,“你们怎么看这件事？” „Your majesty.” Left Minister that first spoke, „properly speaking the infantries of city garrison section were impossible to blackmail the aristocrat, asking your majesty to notice this point.” “陛下。”最先说话的左相,“按理说城防部的步兵绝不可能讹诈贵族,请陛下注意到这一点。” „Is uncertain?” The father spoke finally, „your majesty, if the infantry has not blackmailed Cohen, Cohen why, only then in the situations and do several hundred people of twenty guards fight? Also, when the city garrison official rushes, not only has not stopped . Moreover the scene is more chaotic. This explained at least, even if the city garrison infantry has not blackmailed Cohen, under governing that city garrison official ability still very difference! What senior official leads what soldier, only 20 come individual use alarm, creates the panic of entire Holy Capital, several hundred people cannot overthrow twenty individuals, simply is as incompetent as the extreme!” “不一定吧？”父亲终于说话了,“陛下,如果说步兵没有讹诈科恩,那科恩为什么会在只有二十几个护卫的情况下和几百人打架？还有,在城防官员赶到的时候,非但没有制止下来,而且场面是更加混乱。这起码说明,即便是城防步兵没有讹诈科恩,城防官员的御下能力也非常之差！什么样的长官带什么样的兵,区区二十来个人就使用警钟,造成整个圣都的恐慌,几百人打不倒二十几个人,简直是无能到极点！” On the face does not have the expression, but I blossom happily, the father is a father, makes a move is not simple. However the father, hitting several hundred people are not very simple matter, are you a bit faster good? Hasn't seen? The stand is so long I to be very painful! 脸上没表情,我心里可是乐开了花,老爸就是老爸,一出手就不简单。不过老爸,打几百号人可不是很简单的事,你快点好不好？没看见吗？站这么久我很痛苦呢！ „Your majesty.” The infantry who knows the inside story was advanced front by „senior official”, „draws the alarm is because they broke through the city gate. Not can be victorious they are because the city gate is too narrow, we have dozens individuals to be able with them face-to-face.” “陛下。”一个知道内情的步兵被“长官”推到前面,“拉警钟是因为他们冲过了城门。打不过他们是因为城门太窄,我们也只有几十个人能和他们面对面。” „Did we break through the city gate?” I protested loudly, „tens of thousands eyes saw us in the city gate channel! Your majesty, is still acting slippery to present these fellows!” “我们冲过了城门？”我大声喊冤,“几万只眼睛都看到我们在城门通道里！陛下,到现在这些家伙还在耍滑头！” „Is acting slippery first did not say. Is the city gate too narrow? Wanted me to order the city gate to expand made you hit one time again! Fools!” Your majesty left hand little refers to manipulating gem ring on the right ring finger, „the repenting consciousness did not have! Draws to hit 30 sticks this infantry!” “是不是在耍滑头先不说。城门太窄？要不要我下令把城门扩大了再让你们打一次！笨蛋！”陛下的左手少指摆弄着右手无名指上的宝石戒指,“一点悔过的意识都没有！把这个步兵拉下去打三十棍！” „Your majesty!” Seeming like Left Minister is very anxious, „feudal official thought that this matter is not very serious, please leniently punishment.” “陛下！”看起来左相很紧张,“臣觉得这件事也不是很严重,请从轻处罚。” „Isn't serious?” Your majesty reproved loudly, „an alarm sound, Holy Capital everybody feels insecure! Your Left Minister more worked as!” “不严重？”陛下大声训斥,“警钟一响,圣都人人自危！你左相是越当越回去了！” „This matter I have been clear roughly!” Your majesty stops the person who also wants to speak, „when did the people of city garrison section become such incompetent? What day in day out is doing? Has the training? A minor matter on the drawing alarm! Several hundred people cannot be victorious twenty individuals, if the opposite party raids the enemies in city? I counted on that such person does guard Holy Capital?” “这件事大致上我已经清楚了！”陛下制止了还想说话的人,“城防部的人什么时候变得这样无能了？一天到晚都在干些什么？到底有没有训练？一点小事就拉警钟！几百人打不过二十几个人,如果是对方是袭城的敌人呢？我就指望这样的人把守圣都？” „Considering incompetent of city garrison section, the high-ranking officers of city garrison section will suspend from now on completely! Has the person to take over by the imperial palace guard team, participates in the general service infantry and subordinate officer everyone who fight hits 20 sticks, assigns out completely! Cohen Governor Kheda, your personality was too impulsive, is the opposite party is not right, can fight by your status casually! Engages in introspection for three days at home, punishes by reduction in pay for a half year!” Visits sloppily dressed us, your majesty continued, „rolled to me, Wesse remained to me! Looks good son who you teach!” “鉴于城防部的无能,城防部的高级军官从现在起全部停职！由皇宫侍卫队出人接手,参与打架的普通步兵和下级军官每人打二十棍,全部调出！科恩・凯达总督,你性格太冲动了,就是对方不对,以你的身份就可以随便打架吗！在家自省三天,罚俸半年！”看着衣冠不整的的我们,陛下继续说,“都给我滚,维素给我留下来！看你教的好儿子！” „Engages in introspection for three days, punishes by reduction in pay for a half year.” Father grinning said to me, „looked at this superficial punishment, the lung of Left Minister explodes with rage!” “自省三天,罚俸半年。”父亲笑嘻嘻的对我说,“看这不痛不痒的处罚,左相的肺都气炸了！” „Punishes by reduction in pay for a half year! Father!” I said, „that is much money!” “罚俸半年啊！老爸！”我说,“那可是好多钱呢！” „Is unimportant!” The father said, „your majesty was happy, the matter that you do made us have the excuse to replace the official of city garrison section. In order to let you maintains the exuberant energy, your majesty approved 500,000 gold coins to construct the city to you!” “不要紧！”老爸说,“陛下非常高兴,你搞出的这件事让我们有借口换掉了城防部的官员。为了让你保持旺盛的精力,陛下批了五十万的金币给你建城！” „Real?” So much money! I want 200,000-300,000 to be good. “真的吗？”这么多的钱啊！我原想有个200,000-300,000就不错了。 „Hehe!” In the father hand is shaking a paper, „sees? This is the written comments! You can arrive at finance minister there to lead immediately!” “嘿嘿！”老爸手里晃着一张纸,“看见没？这是批示！你可以马上到财务大臣那里去领！” „Jake!” Snatches, I start to yell. “杰克！”一把抢过来,我开始大叫。 „boss! What matter?” “老大！什么事啊？” „You go to finance minister there to go money to lead with Uncle Miser immediately!” “你马上和麦泽大叔去财务大臣那里去把钱领出来！” „Yes!” “是！” „Waits for! Jake.” The father with the past, „how made me teach you to transfer accounts!” “等一下！杰克。”老爸跟了过去,“让我来教你怎么转帐！” I lie on the bed, ecstatic. Had these 500,000 gold coins, in addition the help of brothers, I can unfold the hands and feet greatly! 我躺在床上,心花怒放。有了这五十万金币,加上兄弟们的帮助,我就可以大展手脚了！ „boss!” The Jake sound made a sound in the ear, „is not good!” “老大！”杰克的声音在耳边响了起来,“不好了！” „boss is much better!” I said that „money?” “老大好得不得了！”我说,“钱呢？” „boss!” Jake whole face covered with sweat, behind with angry Uncle Miser, „our money was been black!” “老大！”杰克一脸是汗,后面跟怒气冲冲的麦泽大叔,“我们的钱被人黑了！”