CGA :: Volume #9

#851: To the war declaration of the world


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Our company has the propaganda team of specialty, about my news, each we will reorganize, after going back, I will make my team inspect everyone's news carefully, which will give me P more gracefully, can sit to interview a column next time together slowly.” “我公司有专业的宣传团队,关于我的新闻,每一条我们都会整理,回去之后我会让我的团队仔细检查大家的新闻,哪家给我P得越帅,下次可以一起坐下来慢慢采访个专栏。” For the graceful, I do not fold the method! 为了帅,我也不折手段! This bait is absolutely powerful! 这个诱饵绝对给力! Reporter masters the eye greatly is immediately bright, is ability that the time shows the specialized P chart expert! 记者老爷们眼睛顿时大亮,是时候展现专业P图高手的能耐了! Like star artist who you are not concerned about face, we most liked! 像你这么不要脸的明星艺人,我们最喜欢了! Second, I believe that everyone saw my strength. Is does not have the mistake, to prepare «Woman», I even * Mr. Pierce have studied the boxing to the US and Bonnes, to develop the boxer in this movie, I paid.” “第二呢,我相信大家看到我刚才的力量了。是的没有错,为了准备《巾帼》,我甚至到美国和博纳*皮尔斯先生学习过拳击,为了演好这部电影里的拳击手,我付出了很多。” Many reporters, „......” 众多记者,“……” Your reaching an agreement lets the matter of everyone only publication language meeting obviously, finally you first propagandized your movie to come, spoke a truth! 明明你说好让大家只问世语会的事,结果你丫自己先宣传起你的电影来了,讲点道理啊! This is not the road show of your family movie! 这又不是你家电影的路演! Although we can accept your are not concerned about face, but you have no alternative but to be concerned about face this situation! 虽然我们能接受你的不要脸,但你不能不要脸到这种地步啊! Draft animal! 牲口! Everyone also knows, for this flat and thin piece I the economy or the energy invest are big, therefore, hopes that everyone can help me propagandize much.” “大家也都知道,为了这部片子我无论是经济还是精力投入都蛮大的,所以,也希望大家能帮我多多宣传一下啦。” People in abundance worn out replying: Good.” 众人纷纷有气无力的答道:“好的。” Saw similarly, the light master also quit when you're ahead, good, does not crack a joke, said the proper business.” 见差不多了,光老爷也见好就收,“好了好了,不开玩笑了,说正事。” The people see him to discuss that finally world language meeting, is in abundance energetic inspires, the material must come. 众人见他终于要谈世语会,纷纷精神一振,猛料要来了。 Unlike other star, others after specialized training, when is interviewed, seemingly line of gab, particularly chatted many with you, result and other time then, actually discovered that his anything had not said from the start, was slick is like three virtue, can only compel the matter that others reporter is doing quotes out of context intentionally, fried the hot spot forcefully. 与别的明星不同,别人经过专业的培训,在接受采访的时候,看似夸夸其谈,和你聊得特别多,结果等回头的时候,却又发现他压根啥都没说,油滑得和三德子一样,只能逼着别人记者去做故意断章取义的事,强行炒热点。 But when Chen Guang this, newly was not established like the skylight broker initially he performance in reporter release conference. 陈光不这样,就像当初天光经纪刚成立时他在记者发布会上的表现一样。 This fellow spoke, did not need to quote out of context, each that he himself said inborn was the material! 这家伙说话,根本不用断章取义,他自己说出来的每一句天生就是猛料! I allow the skylight broker to participate in the undertaking work of the world language congress, the goal, only then, making the people in the world know, oneself! Versatile superhuman! Also is I! My Chen Guang was in this world grasped most language type person! This is not grasping of that simple significance, but is skilled in! All languages that I have a good command, with others' native language same level! Although the grand prize pond reaches as high as 100 million, but I inevitably am a champion, therefore 50 million I will take carry back!” “鄙人让天光经纪参与世界语言大会的承办工作,目的只有一个,让全世界的人都知道,本人!全能超人!也就是我!我陈光是这个世界上掌握了最多语言种类的人!这不是那种简单意义的掌握,而是精通!我掌握的所有语言,都和别人的母语一样的水平!总奖金池虽然高达一亿,但我必然是冠军,所以五千万我是会拿回来的!” Next, you asked that I to other what Grandmaster, what talent, do the words of what experts how see? I only have a few words, they had not been regarded by me from the start are the opponents! They ridicule now my each few words, after next week, will turn then hits resounding the slap in the face on their faces! The time will show that I am seek fame or have the truly learned and genuinely talented!” “其次,你们问我对别的什么大师,什么天才,什么专家学者的话怎么看?我还是只有一句话,他们压根就没有被我当成是对手!他们现在嘲笑我的每一句话,下周之后就会变成回头打在他们脸上响亮的耳光!时间会证明我是沽名钓誉还是有真才实学!” Good my reply, bye.” “好了我的回答完毕,再见。” Then, while these person of short absent-minded, Chen Guang turns head to walk, the speed of light vanishes in the school entrance. 说完,趁着这些人短暂的失神,陈光扭头就走,光速消失在校门口。 The interview, wants to make me take a stand, multi- important matters? 采访嘛,想让我表态嘛,多大事? He knows that the own such rampant attitude will definitely stir not small(this little one) controversy. 他知道自己这么嚣张的态度肯定会引起不小的争议。 But this are not related, disputed are more, will have more people to notice the world language meeting. 但这都没有关系,争议越多,就会有越多的人注意到世语会。 This is attention that he needs. 这就是他需要的关注度。 He did not determine One Line Heaven idol upper limit with the Spirit Appearing Heaven idol is the same, is more than 52,000, if so, oneself this waste such big strength a little anti-aircraft gun hits the meaning of mosquito. 他也不确定一线天神像的上限是不是和见灵天神像的一样,都是五万二千多,如果真是如此,那自己这次废这么大的力就有点高射炮打蚊子的意思。 However had words to say well, went all out also uses the full power. 不过有句话说得好,狮子搏兔亦用全力。 What don't the people have the dream to distinguish with the salt fish? 人没有梦想就和咸鱼有什么分别? When like having custom-made World inside the Grail, is the One Line Heaven idol belief value upper limit Spirit Appearing Heaven ten times? 万一就像定制杯中界时一样,一线天的神像信仰值上限是见灵天的十倍呢? Wasn't I direct developed? 那我不就直接发达了? First cooked up the topic in any case surely did not have the fault hotly. 反正先把话题炒热了肯定没坏处。 As for some people may feel were oneself too rampant? 至于可能会有人觉得自己太嚣张了? This is indifferent, because after and other world languages will end, everyone will awaken quickly, my is really not rampant, my is clearly low-key! 这根本无所谓,因为等世语会结束之后,所有人都会幡然醒悟,我这真不是嚣张,我这分明是低调啊! Walked away to Chen Guang, these dozens reporters have not responded, in the brain buzzes. 一直到陈光都走远了,这几十个记者们都没怎么反应过来,脑子里嗡嗡作响。 Interviewed the Chen Guang person to be moved to tears for the first time. 第一次来采访陈光的人感动得热泪盈眶。 The person who comes for the second time is I know early, I think early, he will never let our these reporter disappointed manners. 第二次来的人则是一副我早知道,我早想到,他从来就不会让我们这些记者失望的神态。 The ancients do not bully me honestly, so long as can interview him, can definitely hold the burst point! 古人诚不欺我也,只要能采访到他,就肯定能抓住爆点! Each character that this goods said that each word, that proper is the materials! 这货说的每一个字,每一个词,那妥妥的都是猛料啊! Material machine of walk! 行走的猛料机! The versatile elder brother you were invincible! 全能哥你无敌了! Your this face big, can say so shamelessly despises the world the words to come! 你这脸得有多大,才能说出如此厚颜无耻藐视天下的话来啊! Your this clearly is in this domain person of a manifesto that selects the world! 你这分明就是要在这个领域里一人挑世界的宣言! You under war declaration to entire world everyone! 你是在给全世界每一个人下战书! Isn't learns a foreign language? 不就是学个外语吗? You as for this? 你至于这样吗? Then the issue came, how this news should we send? 那么问题来了,这新闻咱们该怎么发? Is word for word moves completely? 是一字不改的完全搬出去吗? Helps him polish slightly, revises, adjusts slightly gently his tone, should not be too rampant? 还是帮他稍微润色一下,修正一下,把他的语气调整得稍微柔和一点,不要太嚣张了? On the scene is old Jianghu of news media industry, understands after Chen Guang this set of excuse takes, will create how fearful stir. 在场的都是新闻媒体行业的老江湖,都明白陈光这一套说辞拿出去之后会引起多么可怕的震动。 This goods are too rampant, was too crazy, was simply unreasonable. 这货太嚣张,太狂了,简直不讲道理。 The mother egg, has not thought, we do this line of so many years, unexpectedly will be worried for the interviewee on own initiative, felt the words that he spoke too exploded, wants to change gently to him? 妈蛋,万万没想到,我们干这行这么多年,居然会主动替采访对象担心,觉得他说的话太爆炸了,想给他改得柔和一点? He simply is even crazy our these, lest the world not chaotic reporters are afraid! 他简直狂得连我们这些惟恐天下不乱的记者都害怕! In many old media will of the people are happy and headache, as media, can run into versatile superman Chen Guang this celebrity, can live with him in the same time, is the pain is being simply joyful. 不少老媒体人心里都又喜又头疼,身为一个媒体人,能遇到全能超人陈光这种名人,能和他生在同一个时代,简直就是痛并快乐着。 We know that this news can startled explode the eyeball, but a little exploded excessive. 我们都知道这消息能惊爆眼球,但爆得有点过分了。 What in our hands is pinching is a bomb, is a little hurried! 我们手里捏着的是个炸弹,有点慌! If by some chance then courted disaster to him, he wasn't feeling well? 万一回头又给他惹祸了,他不爽了呢? Heard that this lord is very small-minded, previous time outstanding prestige is black his time, almost all the marketing numbers and media of discussing matters received his lawyer's letter. 听说这位主特别小肚鸡肠,上次卓威黑他的时候,几乎所有涉事的营销号和媒体都收到了他的律师函。 Heard that this main entire company high and low hundred people are all right to do all day long stare at these matters! 听说这位主全公司上下百来号人成天没事干就盯这些事啊! The good pain, is quite puzzled, I quite feared. 好痛苦,好纠结,我好怕。 The worries of these people, Chen Guang does not pay attention, he abandons a bomb by all means that then went to oneself room, is trying gate pass/test stand up controls one's breathing to sit in meditation according to a «Painting Volume» internal strength request. 这些人的烦恼,陈光是不理会的,他只管扔下个炸弹,然后就回了自己房间,把门关起来试着按照《丹青卷》内功篇的要求调息打坐。 How long the hesitation of reporters has not continued, immediately on own initiative passes with the skylight broker propaganda and public relations department head Xiaolianggou. 记者们的犹豫并没有持续多久,立马主动与天光经纪宣传与公关部负责人吕小梁沟通起来。 The picture that at that time communicated is this, these reporters first sent to Xiaoliang the telephone conversation sound recording of Chen Guang, „did Manager , we really send?” 当时沟通的画面是这样的,这些记者先将陈光的通话录音给吕小梁发了过去,“吕经理,咱们真这么发?” WTF! 卧槽 Really worthily is Chen urogenous! 真不愧是陈总的尿性啊! After three sons of bitches listen, the eyelid jumps, you and other, allowing me to think.” 三狗子听完之后,眼皮直跳,“你们等一下,容我三思。” Xiaoliang then took the sound recording to find another two people, old Fang ! old Yue! Our Chen did the matter! Listens! Listens!” 吕小梁回头拿着录音就去找另外两个人了,“老方!老岳!咱们陈总又搞事了!来听听!都来听听!” Fang Tianyu: WTF, worthily is Chen who our little side most worships!” 方天宇:“卧槽,不愧是咱小方最崇拜的陈总!” Yue Hong: This indeed is the words that his character can say.” 岳鸿:“这的确是他的性格会说出来的话。” Xiaoliang: How now do we do? Chen this even is crazy the reporters to fear, they do not dare to send, asked that I must polish, receives slightly.” 吕小梁:“现在我们怎么搞?陈总这狂得连记者都怕,他们都不敢发,问我要不要润色一下,稍微收一收。” Yue Hong and Fang Tianyu look at each other one, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shows the whites of the eyes, you are the male public relations chief, you decide, asked that we to do what?” 岳鸿方天宇对视一眼,齐齐翻个白眼,“你是男公关头子,你说了算啊,问我们干什么?” Xiaoliang: You said well are reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly!” 吕小梁:“你们说得好有道理,我竟无言以对!” The pitiful three sons of bitches, clear(ly) know that these two goods are shirking the responsibility, but does not have the means. 可怜的三狗子,明知道这两货是在推卸责任,但偏偏毫无办法。 Ok, since is Chen says personally, obviously he himself is really thinks like this. Send! Sends!” “算了,既然是陈总亲口说出来的话,显然他自己真是这样想的。发!就这么发!” Really?” “真的?” Xiaoliang lets go, that not so? Although I kill do not understand self-confidence where he comes, but we do not dare to change his speech!” 吕小梁摊手,“那不然咧?虽然我打死都不明白他到底哪里来的自信,但咱不敢改他的发言啊!” Later, in people hand that boiling hot hot spicy news release, snowflake general sent. 之后,众人手里那滚烫热辣的新闻稿,雪片一般的就发了出去。 Writes to the war declaration of the world versatilely superman!” “全能超人写给全世界的战书!” Chen Guang- no one is my opponent!” 陈光-没有人是我对手!” Versatile elder brother- bonus you have a look well, then I took.” “全能哥-奖金你们看看就好,回头我就拿回去了。” Not craziest, only then crazier Chen Guang!” “没有最狂,只有更狂的陈光!” Is the low-key luxurious haughty boldness, the phenomenon level talent network red Chen Guang manifesto.” “到底是低调的奢华还是狂傲的奔放,现象级天才网红陈光的宣言。” I have a good command of all languages , like others' native language.” “我掌握所有语言,和别人的母语一样。” This is the news title head that a very quick-witted young fellow quotes out of context, the news of his title emerges in all reports. 这是一个十分机智的小伙子断章取义出来的新闻标题头,他这份标题的新闻在所有通稿里脱颖而出。 At that time some people said him, we thought that was too crazy, do you also dare to change the meaning unexpectedly? 当时就有人说他了,我们都觉得太狂了,你丫居然还敢改意思? Don't you fear death? 你都不怕死? All languages that Chen Guang said that has a good command of he „” character deleting, absence of one word, erroneous by thousand li (500 km). 他就把陈光说的“掌握的所有语言”中的“的”字给删了,一字之差,谬以千里。 This young fellow also very feared that but he thought that Chen Guang entrained in any case, oneself barefoot does not fear to put on shoes, writes explodes points? 这小伙子心里也挺怕的,不过他觉得反正陈光自己都那么拽了,自己又光脚的不怕穿鞋的,就写得爆炸一点呗? At this moment, and no one can think, his is actually a great prediction. 此时此刻,并没有人能想到,他这其实是个伟大的预言。 Storm of public opinion, will sweep away the entire Huaxia shortly is as for the network world of the world.( To be continued.) 一场舆论的风暴,顷刻间横扫了整个华夏乃至于全世界的网络世界。(未完待续。)
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