Although evidently he is only operating the skylight broker to put forth the great writer until now secretly one after another, but he as if to communicates with the outside world does not conflict probably specially, at least he sometimes and barrage in the live broadcast chatted, when with opening the friend in bandits'inn boasted, talks at random has also mentioned the next week's world language meeting. 看样子虽然他直到现在都只在幕后操作天光经纪接连使出大手笔,但他自己本人似乎对与外界沟通好像又不是特别抵触,起码他在直播上有时候和弹幕闲扯,和开黑店的朋友吹牛皮时,东拉西扯也提到过下周的世语会。 This indicated, he may be interviewed probably very much! 这说明,他本人好像很有可能接受采访！ But is good, after these people have this consciousness, immediately like drawing completely the advantage arrow that the bowstring whiz shoots is common, comes in swarms, kills directly to the Wujing university. 这下可好,这些人产生这意识之后,顿时就像拉满了的弓弦嗖的射出去的利箭一般,蜂拥而至,直接杀向五京大学。 The Wujing university usually implements the semi-enclosed management in the Wenxing Town campus luckily, the car(riage)s of these reporters arrive at the school entrance, actually cannot go. 幸好五京大学在文兴镇的校区平时是实行半封闭式管理,这些记者的车开到校门口,却进不去。 University heavy, does not compare other place, the reporters block to the campus police in out of the door, actually does not dare to rush hardly. 高校重地,不比别的地方,记者们给校警拦在门外,却也不敢硬闯。 They are thinking the means relation school leader at the same time, on the other hand is also thinking of a way in the student and Chen Guang through school contacts on. 他们一方面在想办法联系学校领导,另一方面也正想着法子通过学校里的学生和陈光联络上。 However this is useless, knows the Chen Guang contact method, in other schoolmates and several getting to know each other well specialized friends on class. 但是这都没用,知道陈光联系方式的,也就班上的同学和几个相熟的其他专业的朋友。 Found individual with great difficulty, this buddy is also very intelligent, is willing to telephone to Chen Guang, but impossible to give these people the Chen Guang personal number absolutely. 好不容易找到个人,这哥们也挺聪明的,愿意给陈光打电话,但是绝对不可能把陈光的私人号码给这些人。 Therefore, he covers-up to dial the Chen Guang number, the result study god Sir was taking a test a moment ago, cell phone from the start not starting. 所以,他藏着掖着拨通了陈光的号码,结果学神大人刚才正在考试,手机压根就没开机。 Now the study god Sir has tested, but he also not anxiously starting. 现在学神大人已经考完了,不过他也并没急着开机。 Recently over the two days the person who oneself called, could not withdraw the matter of the world language meeting. 最近这两天会给自己打电话的人,脱不开世语会的事。 Snort, who telephones also uselessly! 哼,谁打电话也没用！ I ate the steelyard weight! 我就是吃了秤砣！ No one could stop the determination of my acting cool! 谁也阻挡不了我装逼的决心！ For the One Line Heaven statue, my anything can do! 为了一线天雕像,我什么都做得出来！ Even if with the world is the enemy, I also refuse to balk! 哪怕与世界为敌,我也在所不惜！ Therefore, the present telephone, does not meet. 所以,现在的电话,不接也罢。 „Does? Unlawful assembly?” “干嘛呢？非法集会呀？” Chen Guang leans the body from rush for some against people, only opened the seam school entrance to take a stroll. 陈光侧着身子就从为防有人强闯,只开了道缝儿的校门口溜达出去。 However his next second regretted. 不过他下一秒钟就后悔了。 These did not clamor, without acting unreasonably, the first flash also very calm everybody reporters, whiz put out the long spear/gun short artillery from the respective package, aimed at him. 这些并不怎么喧哗,也没有乱来,前一瞬间还十分镇定的男女老少记者们,嗖的就从各自包里拿出长枪短炮,对准了他。 And the swiftest most and violent man acts numb slip single-handed to hold the camera individually, seize greedily proceeds to clash, index finger even/including An, to the Chen Guang big face pancake is being one round, another takes the recording pen, the front surface is poking. 其中个别最迅猛的汉子更动作麻溜的单手托着相机,饿虎扑食般往前冲来,食指连按,对着陈光的大脸饼子就是一轮喀嚓喀嚓,另一手则拿着录音笔,迎面直戳过来。 Farther point place, is only the flash, at least 40-50 camera or recording pen microphone and so on strange shape thing, in an instant to Chen Guang. 更远一点的地方,只是一瞬间,至少有40-50台相机或者录音笔话筒之类奇奇怪怪形状的东西,刹那间全正对着陈光。 The executioner who this scene, live image dozens will soon be unemployed, rushes to carry out to execute by shooting to the felon of stopping at no evil, who first opens fire who wins a prize to be the same. 这场面,活像几十个即将失业的刽子手,抢着对无恶不作的重犯执行枪决,谁先开枪谁就得奖一样。 Chen Guang wants to draw back in the future, but the back quick-witted campus police brother in a twinkling, behind a stand toward the crack in a door, blocked Chen Guang with the mortal body, „Schoolmate Chen Guang, these must interview your reporter, did you interview one to them slightly downward? I really gave them to be tired of quickly insanely fall! Asked you to help!” 陈光想往后退,但背后机智的校警老哥说时迟那时快,往门缝后面一站,用肉身挡住了陈光,“陈光同学,这些都是要采访你的记者,你就稍微给他们采访一下行吗？我真快给他们烦得疯掉了！求求你帮帮忙！” This campus police brother is also not easy, 32 people supported by strenuous efforts the most hour in this entrance, the reporters also threatened once for a while must look for the school administrative department such and some leads them to go, also some people mediated such and such secretaries to know anything. 这校警老哥也是不容易,三两人在这门口苦苦支撑了大半个小时,记者们还时不时扬言要找学校行政处的某某某来带他们进去,也有人说和某某书记认识什么的。 Does the campus police who this crowd fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility is badly battered, was worried that will put to have an accident, will be worried really because of this queering, will really be the zhubajie looks in a mirror to be unpopular everywhere and with everybody. 搞得这群尽职尽责的校警们是焦头烂额,又担心把人放进去会出事,又担心真因为这个得罪人,真是猪八戒照镜子里外不是人。 Chen Guang keeps off to the back brother, to pokes according to his nostril in the recording pen of forefront that big reporter, the camera in this goods still , the flashing light stuck on his face quickly. 陈光给背后的老哥一挡,冲在最前面那大个头记者的录音笔照着他的鼻孔就直戳过来,这货手里的相机还在咔嚓咔嚓,闪光灯都快糊他脸上了。 This goods mouth also ambiguous is howling: „Mr. Chen! Actually are you alive the big movement in language meeting how to see to your firm? You really and in hearsay such confident?” 这货嘴里还含含混混的嚎着:“陈先生！请问你对贵公司在世语会上的大动作究竟怎么看？你真的和传闻中那样信心十足吗？” Was Chen Guang at that time on the fire, Fuck, you an assassin? 陈光当时就火了,尼玛,你是刺客吧？ Has you to pat the person like this? 有你这样拍人的？ Do you want my eye dodging blindly? 你想把我眼睛给闪瞎吗？ Your this recording pen is a dagger! 你这录音笔是匕首啊！ Really pokes to this goods one on own nose, the strongest mortal body is not necessarily able injured, but is not feeling well this is inevitable. 真给这货一笔戳在自己鼻子上,最强肉身未必会受伤,但不爽这是必然的。 What is also this goods must interview is oneself, changes the physique emaciated person? 也是这货要采访的是自己,换个身板儿瘦弱些的人呢？ Do't that can give him to injure all of a sudden? 那不得给他一下子伤到？ „How see? I look right and left to look to look, I open the eye to look! Matter that I decide, you asked how I do see?” “怎么看？我左看右看上看下看,我睁着眼睛看！我自己定的事情,你问我怎么看？” Chen Guang pinched the throat coldly at the same time is saying, another side right hand searched, first grasped his camera, makes an effort to pull, gave in the hand, another grasped again, the recording pen also emptied glove of this fellow naked sword. 陈光一边捏着嗓子冷冷说着,另一边右手一探,先是把他相机一抓,用力一扯,就给拿在手里,另一手再是一抓,这家伙的录音笔也被空手套了白刃。 The Chen Guang both hands five fingers catch up, list counter- camera and recording pen on creaking turns into various components to fall from his hand, is so easy like the crumb bean curd. 陈光双手五指纷纷发力,单反相机和录音笔就嘎吱嘎吱的变成各种零件从他手里滑落,就像捏碎豆腐块那么容易。 No wonder before Wen Wen can the disciple be out of practice to rip the wall, this inner strength in addition holds in the hand, easy-to-use! 难怪以前文雯能徒手生撕墙壁,这内劲加持在手上,好使啊！ This reporter was all of a sudden scared, behind him these quite flushed swift and violent person also in abundance for it. 这记者一下子就傻眼了,他背后那些原本冲得相当迅猛的人也纷纷为之一顿。 I go, really in same explosion with rumor. 我去,果然和传言中一样爆炸。 Doesn't a word live to rip the camera at earliest convenience? 一言不合就生撕相机？ It seems like, he does not want to coordinate probably! 看起来,他好像又不是很想配合啊！ How now to do? 现在怎么搞？ Because originally sees him suddenly the reporters of out-of-control, to the midair, really entered all of a sudden does not draw back, is not, actually rapid calm, everyone forehead seemed like irrigated ice water. 原本因为突然见到他而失控的记者们,一下子给架在了半空中,真是进也不是退,也不是,倒是迅速冷静了下来,每个人脑门子都像是被浇了一头冰水。 „Has you to interview the person? You roll the distant point! Others must ask, slowly asked!” “有你这么采访人的吗？你滚远点！其他人要问,一个个的慢慢问！” „I...... my camera and pen......” “我……我的相机和笔……” Chen Guang shows the whites of the eyes, „turns head your oneself to Lida Building Manager Su who Lisu looks for the skylight broker, how much money buys I to compensate hello/you good? One point are many your! Ok, others press the order to come! Asking! Who with this goods same talk nonsense, I pounded again!” 陈光翻个白眼,“回头你自己到利达大厦找天光经纪的苏离苏经理,买成多少钱我赔你好吧？一分不少你的！好了,其他人都按秩序来！一个个的问！谁再和这货一样瞎咧咧,我都砸了！” Chen Guang is not so the unreasonable person, you must ask the question, now I am also very idle, can help the world language do the promotion while convenient, naturally is the happy matter. 原本陈光并不是如此不讲道理的人,你要问问题,现在我也挺闲,顺便还能帮世语会搞搞推广,当然是皆大欢喜的事。 But this giant's performance somewhat is really excessive, gives him to select the lesson, lets his long memory, was one point of merit. 但这大个子的表现实在有些过分,给他点教训,让他长点记性,也算是一分功德了。 „Buddy, walks .” “哥们,走吧,真的。” Where the following reporter sees the giant to be irritable, will start to urge. 后面的记者见大个子还在哪儿别扭着,纷纷开始劝将起来。 The giants put on a long face, is the regret, the brain gave off heat a moment ago, forgetting this is the powder keg same lord, gave to compel the vice-president on front this Wujing university on the court in a few words insanely, the face of assuming an awe-inspiring pose absolute monarch did not give. 大个子哭丧着脸,也是后悔,刚才脑子发热,忘了这是个火药桶一样的主,在法院上把就面前这五京大学的副院长三言两语都给逼疯了,发起威来天王老子的面子也不给。 Own this is plays dumb! 自己这是犯了傻啊！ Naturally before also blames him, is the dog young reporter is too rampant, pats other star is roughly such on strong, how others will be disgusting he not to really take him. 当然也怪他以前当狗仔记者时太嚣张,拍别的明星大体都是这样强上的,别人恶心他也不会真拿他怎么样。 The star artist also fears black, does not want to stir up trouble outside, cannot look that he is not pleasing to the eyes hits him. 明星艺人也怕被黑,也不想在外面惹事,更不能看他不顺眼就打他。 But Chen Guang actually this, this friend a little does not explode. 但陈光却不这样,这老兄有点炸。 Waits for this person of dingy dodging to go to the surrounding, others then stand in front of Chen Guang neatly visit him eagerly. 等这人灰溜溜的闪到外围去,其他人便整整齐齐站在陈光面前眼巴巴的看着他。 The Chen Guang look glances toward the distant place, first said: „We stand nearby some, be not keeping off the school entrance. Yeah, the buddy, I asked you to walk, what did there you also poke make? Also wants with the cell phone racket? At the worst I compensated your new cell phone to be good, came, you came!” 陈光眼神往远处一瞟,先说道:“我们都站旁边些,别挡着校门口。哎,那哥们,我都叫你走了,你还杵那儿做什么？还想用手机拍？大不了我又赔你个新手机好了,来来来,你过来！” Then the giant turned the head to run fast speedily. 这下那大个子转头飞快一溜烟就跑了。 Chen Guang is also intentionally so for it, he will not think to experience this matter in the future again, oneself this will call to punish one as a warning to others. 陈光也是故意如此为之,他可不想将来再遇到这种事,自己这叫杀鸡儆猴。 First looks for most to jump, making him lose seriously, in the future this matter will pass on, oneself will occupy the principle, but can also remind to other reporters, making them know, the Elder Brother I will not be do not coordinate to interview, but you must press the custom, cannot make me not happy here you, otherwise I will not coordinate, the absolute monarch I will not recognize. 先找个最跳的,让他损失惨重,将来这事情传出去,自己又占住理,还能给其他记者们提个醒,让他们知道,哥哥我不是不配合采访,但你们得按规矩来,在我这儿你们不能让我不痛快,不然我不配合起来,天王老子我都不认。 Thus, in the future can save many times. 这样,将来可以省下不少功夫。 Led the people to let arrive at side, Chen Guang both hands lifts up high, wielded wielding, „good, everyone had what issue, one by one asking one by one. An everyone issue, but I and others you asked that centralized answer. Words that everyone replied, the time was too a little long, but you could rest assured that my answer, you guaranteed satisfied? Also, your problem areas only limit this time world language meeting, do not pull other not to have with me, I can only the no comment.” 带着众人让到旁边,陈光双手高举,挥了挥,“好了好了,大家有什么问题,挨个挨个的问。每个人一个问题,不过我等你们问完了,再集中的答复。每个人都回答的话,时间有点太长了,不过你们放心,我的答案,你们保证满意好吧？还有,你们的问题范围仅限这次的世语会啊,别和我扯其他的有的没的,那我只能无可奉告了。” „Mr. Chen, your firm so heavy investment , because favors the world language to meet this project specially?” “陈先生,贵公司这次如此重的投入,是因为特别看好世语会这个项目吗？” „Mr. Chen, as the investor, you do not use even participating?” “陈先生,就算作为投资方,你本人也并不用参赛的吧？” „Some many linguists and talents from the world are rushing to Yanjing, do you really want to contend in the arena with them? Where does your confidence come?” “有很多来自世界各地的语言学大师和天才正在赶往燕京,你真的要和他们在赛场上一决雌雄吗？你的信心从哪儿来？” „In network some many linguistics related jobholders have conducted the review to your behavior, how do you want to respond to them?” “网络上已经很有很多语言学相关的从业人员对您的行为进行点评了,您要如何回应他们？” Chen Guang first makes these people ask, actually not anxiously answer, but copies to begin in front of the crowd is standing, every time the person asked that he is of natural and nod gentleman smiles , indicating that I heard. 陈光先让这些人问,却并没有急着答复,只是抄着手在人群面前站着,每有一个人问完一句,他就非常潇洒和绅士的点头微笑一下,表示我听到了。 The reporters to his repertoire are also helpless, your other light smiles, but also smiles such gracefully, you answered an issue actually! 记者们对他这套路也是无奈,你别光笑啊,还笑得这么帅,你倒是答个问题啊！ But these people, although is at heart uncomfortable, but there is previously learning from another's mistakes of that giant, everyone also holds one's nose to recognize. 可这些人虽然心里不爽,但有先前那大个子的前车之鉴,大家也就捏着鼻子认了。 Actually, Chen Guang had not listened to them to ask anything at this time from the start, but is maintaining the deportment as far as possible. 其实,陈光这时候压根就没听他们在问什么,而是尽量保持着仪态。 My left face leads compared with the right face slightly, others I photograph, slightly is sideways 15 degrees to compare to take a good photo. 我左边脸比右边脸稍微帅一点,别人给我拍照的时候,稍微侧身十五度会比较上镜。 This time wants certainly on many media, other anything does not matter, the picture must lead! 这次肯定要上很多媒体,别的什么都无所谓,照片一定要帅！ What said only leads is not possible to disappoint with face/color price/value! 什么都好说唯帅与颜值不可辜负！ Since the hair is also long, the whole person became more self-confident. 自从头发又长出来之后,整个人都变得更自信了呢。 When the last person asked finally, the light master was then light smiles, „haven't some people asked?” 等最后一个人终于问完了,光老爷这才淡淡一笑,“还有人没问吗？” „Did not have not to have, we asked.” “没了没了,我们都问了。” Actually comes here so many people, front more than ten has asked almost, the range of inquiry can ask gives him to limit too deadly, such thing is inquisitive. 其实来这儿的这么多人,前面十几个已经把能问的都问得差不多,提问的范围给他限制得太死,也就这么点东西好问。 Finally several really could not even find to ask that after „you went to Yanjing can eat roast duck” this type ultra not to have the issue of nutrition to ask. 最后几个甚至实在找不到要问的,连“你去燕京之后会不会去吃烤鸭”这种超没营养的问题都问出来了。 Chen Guang nods, „that my started to say. First, after everyone goes back, must remember that filters the mirror surely to my picture in addition.” 陈光点点头,“那我这就开始说啦。首先,大家回去之后千万要记得给我的照片加滤镜。” Reporters: „......” 众记者:“……” Fuck! 尼玛！ This which with which!( To be continued.) 这都哪跟哪啊！(未完待续。)