What is more miserable, the small acute hearing has not fished thanks to one, Chen Guang considers is only immersing, in a god brought in engaging in fierce battle of four legs. 更惨的是,小聪连感谢都没有捞到一句,陈光只顾着沉浸在一神带四腿的鏖战中去了。 „Principal often/common king light gives so many gifts to the pigeon, pigeon king thanks unexpectedly does not thank one, good aloof!” “常校长给鸽王光送这么多的礼物,鸽王居然谢都不谢一句,好高冷！” „Because he is the versatile elder brother!” “因为他是全能哥啊！” „On the other hand, although I do not play this game, but how I always give these people to chat to tease laugh foolishly.” “话说回来,虽然我不玩这游戏,可我怎么总给这几个人聊天逗得直傻笑。” „I am also, has not really thought that the versatile elder brother also has the ability of lecture of crosstalk.” “我也是,真没想到全能哥还有讲相声的能耐。” Making a debut that god four leg many mouths crosstalk groups, such a word does not gather. 一神四腿群口相声团,就这么一言不合的出道了。 After four hours, Chen Guang pledged, oneself later did not do this foolish matter absolutely. 四个小时后,陈光发誓,自己以后绝对再也不干这蠢事了。 This does not realize personally, really does not understand that once when Wen Wen led to carry a heavy load the training difficult. 这不亲自体会一下,真是不明白曾经文雯带着自己负重训练时有多艰难。 This explained Miss Wen strength, that is really strong, she does not have World inside the Grail this Golden Finger, depended on her strength to bring this once 3000 deep sea fish to roam through 5000 grouping gambling houses forcefully. 这更说明了文大小姐的实力,那是真的强,她都没有杯中界这种金手指,硬生生靠着她自个的实力带着自己这个曾经的三千分深海鱼遨游五千分组牌局。 Said that mouse excrement can go bad pot soup, even if the blade inside the tower's matching system adjusts according to the average levels in team, but no one could support completely standard opposite's sixth person of Gao Ya/elegant, was he responds promptly, neat gave to shield Gao Ya/elegant and several other gruff goods, coming closes/obstructs wheat to listen to music 1 V 9, preserved the four victories in a row reluctantly. 都说一颗老鼠屎能坏了一锅汤,就算刀塔里的匹配系统是根据队伍里的平均水平来调整的,但谁也吃不住来了个完全标准的对面第六人高雅,也是他及时反应过来,干脆利落的把高雅和另外几个憨货都给屏蔽了,来了个闭麦听歌1V9,才勉强保住四连胜。 „Thanks the small powder bamboo that the fond illusion listens to the snow!” “谢谢迷梦听雪的小粉竹！” „Thanking me is moe the younger sister I most beautiful most bright head, mother egg, the small acute hearing I currently have the hair, changes to the long hair to be floating to me this exclusive gift quickly!” “谢谢我是萌妹我最美的最亮光头,妈蛋,小聪我现在已经有头发了,快把这专属礼物给我改成长发飘飘！” „Thanks lemon sauce the weak chicken of delivering!” “谢谢柠檬酱的送的弱鸡！” Under the Chen Guang preparation broadcast, defers to the convention, delivers gift most people to send the real estate management to today, he while pulls out to thank to deliver the fans of gift. 陈光准备下播了,一边按照惯例,给今天送礼物最多的人发房管,他一边抽着感谢起送礼物的粉丝来。 „Yo, little clever elder brother your free study technology?” “哟,小聪哥你免费学技术的咯？” Computer another small acute hearing exploded with rage simply the lung, I delivered 200,000 to you, you have not looked at this week your 's fans list's first are I, but also the free study technology, you were blind! 电脑另一头的小聪简直气炸了肺,我都给你送二十万了,你没看你本周粉丝榜第一名就是我啊,还免费学技术呢,你瞎啊！ Moreover, among the live broadcasts in audience masters also discovered, this cheap person is selecting thanks fans time, the name that Fuck all selects unexpectedly seems like younger sister's fan. 另外,直播间里的观众老爷们也发现了,这贱人挑着感谢粉丝的时候,尼玛居然全挑的名字看起来像妹子的粉丝。 As for the male fan, brushes the Buddha jumps over the wall does not look at one. 至于男粉丝,就连刷佛跳墙的都不看一眼。 „Versatile elder brother is quite inexpensive! However I like!” “全能哥好贱！不过我喜欢！” „Versatile elder brother I am also the female powder! Comes the anus quickly I!” “全能哥我也是女粉啊！快来肛我！” „Death gay in building you roll!” “楼上的死基佬你滚！” „I like his urogenous, the brother is steady!” “我就喜欢他这尿性,老哥稳！” „I really do not understand that you like his anything, gives the gift not to thank, but also wants the female powder, Mudd is mental handicap! Clowns!” “我真不明白你们喜欢他什么,送礼物都不感谢的,还只要女粉,玛德智障！小丑！” Chen Guang is talking over, „brothers I broadcast here today, everyone then said goodbye. Thank gift that big fellow gives, next week my competition, do not forget to look when the time comes! Yo, seizes a sprayer! Shields IP directly! Little clever elder brother your establishment is not good, don't 36 months, make 30 years of real real man for a long time?” 陈光这边念叨着,“兄弟们今天我就播到这里了,大家回头再见哈。感谢大家伙送的礼物,下周我的比赛,到时候可别忘了看啊！哟,逮住一个喷子！直接屏蔽IP！小聪哥你这设置不行啊,最长时间才三十六个月,不弄个三十年真的大丈夫？” ! 唰！ Once again the ultra god, sealing the IP section was such easy-to-use, killed one piece. 又一次超神了,封IP段就是这么好用,一杀杀一片。 Although the small acute hearing a little loves dearly, the sprayer of work room, that is also the popularity and barrage. 虽然小聪有点心疼,工作室的喷子,那也是人气和弹幕呀。 However must stand is making money does not serve the light master of sprayer to express the mood to be calm, the popularity of sprayer, I do not want. 不过要站着挣钱不伺候喷子的光老爷对此表示情绪淡定,喷子的人气,我不要好吧。 Only knows that spurts with the belt/bring rhythm, does not brush the gift! 光知道喷和带节奏,都不刷礼物的！ Is unlovable! 一点都不可爱！ After next broadcasts, selects the backstage to look, is counted 200,000 gifts that the small acute hearing gives, on this evening's live broadcast, received 500,000-600,000 gifts unexpectedly forcefully. 下播之后,点开后台一看,算上小聪送的二十万礼物,也就这一晚上直播,竟然又硬生生收了500,000-600,000的礼物。 How this may feel all right, old man what virtue what can, obtain so lifts the love! 这可怎么好意思,老夫何德何能,得到诸位如此抬爱！ Thereupon, he on the micro blog reported a news. 于是乎,他又上微博发了条消息。 „Fellow brothers and sisters, the Elder Brother I are not short of money now, everyone do not give the gift like this! Buys with this money delicious also good!” “各位兄弟姐妹们,哥哥我现在已经不怎么缺钱了,大家不要这样送礼物啊！拿这钱去多买点好吃的也好啊！” Finally, under his micro blog lived it up. 结果呢,他这条微博下面就又热闹起来了。 The top approves the top most, is such a commentary. 给顶赞顶的最多的,是一条这样的评论。 „Versatile elder brother, everyone thought that you must go bankrupt, our these gifts are the family properties that your future salt fish will stand up from failure!” “全能哥,大家都觉得你要破产了,我们这些礼物都是你将来咸鱼翻身的家底呀！” Chen Guang hates the tooth to be itchy about this commentary, your such fans, I do not want! 陈光对这条评论恨得牙痒痒,你这样的粉丝,我不要！ These people clearly felt oneself do the world language to give money! 这些人分明就是觉得自己搞世语会是送钱去的！ Are you also my fans? 你还算是我的粉丝吗？ Ok, this little miss said well. 算了,还是这个小姑娘说得好。 „How Chen Guang possibly loses! I am looked that his program grows up, he has not lost! This time is also the same! Probably...... is such?” “陈光怎么可能输！我是看他节目长大的,他从来都没输过！这次也一样！大概……是这样的吧？” You did not say that finally that looks is much pleasing to the eyes! 你不说最后那一句看着要顺眼得多！ However all did not ridicule his, in this world always some people could judge the quality of goods. 不过也不全是嘲笑他的,这世上总有人是识货的。 Words of this flattering person, Chen Guang listened most to be comfortable, depends on precious words that these unreasonable Supreme powder delivered completely to return to the blood, Chen Guang then lay down in has not rested for a long time the bedroom upper berth heavy goes off. 这种吹捧人的话儿,陈光听着最是舒坦,靠着这些完全不讲道理的至尊粉送上来的金玉良言回了血,陈光便躺在好久没睡过的寝室上铺沉沉睡去。 Another head, the small acute hearing is really glad to grin with ear to ear. 另一头,小聪真乐得合不拢嘴。 In today's these four hours of live broadcast time, the peak online population broke 5 million unexpectedly. 在今儿个这四个多小时的直播时间里,巅峰在线人数竟直破了五百万。 Arrived afterward, barrage really fierce does not have the means to look, the entire screen is white one piece, the snowflake piece that does not have signal demonstrates when with the previous old style television to be the same. 到得后来,弹幕实在是猛的没有办法看,整个屏幕都是白茫茫的一片,就和以前的老式电视没信号时显示的雪花片一样。 The small acute hearing sees that has to open has prepared to make, barrage divergence that but has not actually been determined to promote. 小聪见状,不得不开启了一直准备弄,但却又没下定决心推出的弹幕分流。 According to registering tail number ID of user, is divided into five string classes the barrage, this can maintain the characteristics of barrage live broadcast reluctantly. 按照注册用户的尾号ID,将弹幕分为五个串流,这才勉强能保持弹幕直播的特色。 In addition, among the Chen Guang live broadcasts pays attention to the fans number, from beforehand 3.7 million have grown to 3.9 million slowly, today in the evening rises suddenly 500,000, achieved make the blood boil 4.4 million, show disdain for the nation. 除此之外,陈光的直播间关注粉丝数,从之前的三百七十万已经缓慢增长到三百九十万,今儿个晚上又暴涨五十万,达到了令人发指的四百四十万,傲视全国。 That proverb, his here fans, overwhelming majority are the real powders, basically does not have the robot, registration user upward whirlwind of bamboo several hundred thousand. 还是那句老话,他这里的粉丝,绝大部分都是真粉,基本没有机器人,连带着竹子的注册用户都往上飚了几十万。 Now the bubble of live broadcast industry gradually must blow to break, in small acute hearing own platform also presented the back pay scandal, the user grows also achieves the bottleneck, begins broadcasting time one like Chen Guang really the invincible anchor who comes one pile to register the user, simply is Savior existence, making the bamboo platform in the industry aggregate not too booming now is still keeping the high rate of increment. 如今直播行业的泡沫渐渐的要吹破了,就连小聪自己的平台上也出现了欠薪丑闻,用户增长也纷纷达到瓶颈,像陈光这样开播一次就来一堆真实注册用户的无敌主播,简直就是救世主般的存在,让竹子平台在行业整体不太景气的现在依然保持着高增长率。 „Said, Brother Guang tomorrow do not test the environpolitics? Today do you drag us to hit the game real real man?” “说起来,光哥你明天不还要考环境政治学吗？今天你就拖着我们打游戏真的大丈夫？” Lies to discuss that meets to open, Lin Jingwei said the sentence suddenly. 卧谈会正开着开着,林经纬冷不丁说了句。 Chen Guang took up deep blue starry sky APP to shake shaking, „embarrassed, tomorrow will have ordered the perfect score ahead of time, thanks.” 陈光拿起湛蓝星空APP晃了晃,“不好意思,明天已经提前预订满分了,谢谢。” „You blow!” “你就吹吧！” Lady White Snake whole face does not believe. 白娘子满脸的不信。 Chen Guang hehe, „Buddhist does not hit the lies, the old man modern times chemical fundamentals can the perfect score, what are the trivial politics?” 陈光呵呵一声,“出家人不打诳语,老夫近代化学基础都能满分,区区政治学算什么？” Bear Two makes up the blade strongly: „But your chemical industry principle also does not have the perfect score!” 熊二强势补刀:“可你化工原理又没满分！” Chen Guang: „How WTF do you know?” 陈光:“卧槽你怎么知道？” „We and others your school register information backstages have looked.” “咱们等你学籍信息后台看过了。” Lin Jingwei came the sentence spookily. 林经纬幽幽来了句。 Chen Guang hehe, „study the world of god, you do not understand.” 陈光呵呵一声,“学神的世界,你们不懂。” Lin Jingwei is sighing, „does not understand, the world of convulsion study god is too complex, knows you besides looking for us, no one can help you cheat, I thought that you were fudge.” 林经纬感叹着,“是不太懂,抽风学神的世界太复杂,要不是知道你除了找我们之外,也没人可以帮你作弊,我都觉得你是自己动手脚了。” Chen Guang shows a faint smile, mused at heart, you do not understand! 陈光微微一笑,心里暗想,你懂个屁！ The next day at noon, in the bedroom three people look in the Chen Guang deep blue starry sky that shocking one percentage, is opening mouth unable to speak greatly completely. 第二天中午,寝室里三人看着陈光湛蓝星空上那触目惊心的一百分,大张着嘴完全说不出话来。 This goods environmental impact assessment introduction unexpectedly also perfect score! 这货环境影响评价概论居然也满分！ This is the last semester passing through easy high score difficult pit father subject, the elaboration topic is in the majority generally recognized, lets senior study tyrant total defeat that attacks the entire 90 points of excellent scholarship much. 这可是上学期大家公认的过关容易高分难的坑爹科目,论述题居多,让不少冲击全90优等奖学金的资深学霸折戟沉沙。 This goods kept silent on the perfect score! 这货闷声不响就满分了！ Was completely unreasonable! 完全不讲道理！ Faces vision that the people are at a loss worship, this Chen Guang was at heart more confident, by perfect score that own skill tested, should compelling of attire probably install. 面对着众人迷惘又崇拜的目光,这次陈光心里就坦然多了,靠自己本事考的满分,该装的逼还是要装一下的。 „What kind of? Now knows study the god fierce? Called my master, I taught you to test the perfect score the skill!” “怎么样？现在知道学神的厉害了吗？叫我爷,我教你们考满分的技巧！” „Go away!” “滚！” „Cheap person!” “贱人！” „Bye!” “再见！” No matter these three people envy the envy to hate, Chen Guang head high, chest out went to teach the building, last make-up test. 甭管这三人多么羡慕嫉妒恨,陈光又昂首挺胸的去了一教楼,最后一门补考了。 Installs this to compel, I go home to get married......, I go to Yanjing to install next to compel. 装完这一逼,我就回家结婚……咳咳,我就去燕京装下一个逼。 Following abbreviates in 5000, in brief, depends on environpolitics World inside the Grail to teach especially, he passes once again with ease. 以下省略五千年,总之,靠着环境政治学杯中界特训,他又一次轻松过关。 Unexpectedly with Exceedingly High Chalice ten big Divine Artifact deal with the test, does not know how the Spiritual God in Endless Divine World saw to this matter, Chen Guang oneself said in any case the mood is calm. 居然用十大神器之一的通天圣杯来应付考试,不知道无尽神界里的神灵对这事怎么看,反正陈光本人表示情绪淡定。 Without the means that has the belief value, is such willful. 没办法,有信仰值,就是这么任性。 Also, do not look that hangs the branch matter to be small, but really must hang, this will be leaving behind the lump at heart, this called the trauma, the thought not to understand, by some chance what to do in the future will become my heart demon to be possible? 再说了,别看挂科事小,但真要挂了,这会在心里留下疙瘩,这叫心理阴影,念头就不通达,将来万一成了我的心魔可怎么办？ In others family/home profound imaginary novel wrote, this thought understanding is related to the boundary, super important good! 别人家玄幻小说里都写了,这念头通达事关境界,超级重要的好吧！ Tests the environpolitics, thorough extrication. 考完环境政治学,彻底解脱。 From the world language also several days of time, suddenly from going to war in the same rhythm of life is separated, he some do not adapt suddenly but actually. 距离世语会还有几天时间,突然从打仗一样的生活节奏里脱离出来,他一时间倒有些不适应。 Thinking it over, about is also the safe/without matter, returns to the rented housing to soak the medicine to exercise martial arts simply. 思来想去,左右也是无事,索性回出租房去泡药练功。 Recently always depended on the inner strength natural increase stable strengthen, he almost forgot actually practices inner strength to want the sitting in meditation expiration and inspiration. 最近老靠着内劲自然增长稳定变强,他都快忘了其实练内劲还是要打坐吐纳的。 By my such talent, usually does not practice is so fierce, if I also sit in meditation, can be quicker than 180 times the usual speed? 以我这样的天才,平时不练都那么厉害,如果我也打坐的话,总该能比平时的速度更快个百八十倍吧？ He is getting to the school entrance, actually by outside dense one group of people daunting. 他正走到校门口,却被外面黑压压的一群人给吓住了。 Originally, although the Yanjing that side skylight broker does the matter to do like a raging fire, but some reporters do not satisfy in only to interview Yue Hong, Fang Tianyu and Lü Xiaoliang three people eventually, always wants to come to interview Chen Guang this to advocate. 原来,虽然燕京那边天光经纪搞事情搞得如火如荼,但终究有些记者不满足于老只能采访岳鸿、方天宇和吕小梁三人,总想过来采访一下陈光这个正主。 However cannot speak the influence that deeply concealed concerned about this friend in media that also there is pitiful outstanding Wei's learning from another's mistakes. 但是碍于这位老兄在媒体界那不可言说深藏不露的影响力,又有可怜的卓威的前车之鉴。 Although these reporters heart movement, but actually does not dare to act eventually. 这些记者们虽然心动不已,但却终究迟迟不敢行动。 He has no explicit statement, who dares to go like stopping up other star stops up him to interview forcefully hardly? 他都没有任何明确的表态,谁敢去像堵别的明星那样强行堵他硬采访？ The home biggest dog young chiefs made to have the firm food to him, the reporters of large-scale media dreaded numerously, even wants to interview him, must through the skylight broker appointment. 国内最大的狗仔头子都给他弄去吃牢饭了,大型媒体的记者忌惮众多,就算想采访他,也得通过天光经纪预约。 Puppy young of travelling around peddling, really cannot withstand to offend his responsibility, if bore a grudge, oneself latter half of life basically also on farewell media trade, therefore does not dare to come. 跑单帮的小狗仔,又实在承受不起得罪他的责任,万一给人记恨上了,自己下半辈子基本也就告别媒体这行当了,所以也不敢来。 Therefore these people are very painful, is very puzzled, is very coy, clear(ly) knows that person of mouth spits what character to come casually is the flash news, but does not dare to interview him. 所以这些人很痛苦,很纠结,很扭捏,明知道那人嘴里随便吐点什么字儿来就是大新闻,可偏偏就不敢去采访他。 So taste, if the innumerable cats scratch to be the same in the pit of the stomach, is itchy and painful. 这般滋味,就如无数只猫在心窝子里抓挠一样,又痒又痛。 This condition has continued to improve to yesterday evening, Chen Guang opened the live broadcast finally personally.( To be continued.) 这状况一直持续到到昨儿晚上才有所改观,陈光终于亲自开了直播。(未完待续。)