CGA :: Volume #9

#852: Honest chief


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World-known linguist of attracting much attention, honorary professor of Oxford University, Turkey „the light of wisdom Butler * Gaye after seeing the Chen Guang that extremely insolent speech, the first stand will come out, not only expresses the opinion on his individual social networking site, sent to the news the BBC television station directly. 备受瞩目的世界知名语言学大师,牛津大学的名誉教授,土耳其的“智慧之光”巴特勒*盖伊在看到陈光那极度张狂的发言之后,第一个站将出来,不仅仅在他的个人社交网站上发表言论,更直接把新闻发到了BBC电视台上。 I had never heard such absurd theory, in the human long glorious history, was born several thousand different languages. Solely to let some will soon lose the language of inheritance to be recorded, the global language educational world has used to try. What I do not know in his brain to think, had a good command of all languages? This is my whole life has listened to not the funniest joke. He is insulting us.” “我从未听说过这样荒谬的理论,在人类漫长悠久的历史中,诞生了数千种迥异的语言。单单只是为了让一些即将失去传承的语言被记录下来,全球语言学界已经用尽了全力。我不知道他脑子里在想什么,掌握了所有的语言?这是我这辈子听过的最不好笑的笑话。他在侮辱我们所有人。” Butler * Gaye's friend, global language educational world another backbone, on the forehead glitters wisdom brilliance South Korea scholar plain Cangnan saying: Impudent and shameless of Huaxia star makes me broaden the outlook, after all boasted does not need to pay tax, I do not think that he will really appear in the arena. Moreover, such that just like our country scholars until now emphasized that Confucius was a South Korean.” 巴特勒*盖伊的朋友,全球语言学界另一个顶梁柱,脑门子上闪烁着睿智光辉的韩国学者朴仓南则说道:“华夏明星的厚颜无耻让我大开眼界,毕竟吹牛不用上税,我不认为他会真的出现在赛场上。另外,正如我国学者一直以来强调的那样,孔子是韩国人。” A Huaxia Yanjing professor and tutor of a Ph. D. student competition judges, study under Mr. saying: As one of the competition judges, whether regardless of the Chen Guang competition sponsor, I swore in this, surely fair fair, by the disturbance of any outside factor, was not tolerated the academic scandal! Moreover, returns to Mr. plain, Confucius is our country worthy people of former times, this without a doubt.” 比赛评委之一的华夏燕京大学教授及博导,师从德先生则说道:“作为比赛评委之一,无论陈光是否比赛赞助商,我在此立誓,必定公平公正,不受任何场外因素的干扰,绝不纵容学术丑闻!另外,回朴先生,孔子是我国先贤,这点毋庸置疑。” Although studied under the virtue words to say is not coarse, the latter half cannot be passing with plain Cangnan, but between him incomparably in the vague suggestion, he is really not actually favoring Chen Guang to be alive at the language meeting to put out what truly learned and genuinely talented. 虽然师从德话说得没那么难听,后半截还是在和朴仓南过不去,但他字里行间却也无比在隐晦的暗示着,他实在不看好陈光能在世语会上拿出什么真才实学。 These famous was the public figures as for world starts to attack to Chen Guang one after another, these young busybodies, or like the male student young people of so Wujing college English school, speaks really not listens. 这些享誉全国乃至于全球的公众人物都对陈光开始接二连三的抨击了,那些年轻的好事者,又或者是如同五京大学外国语学院的男生这般的年轻人,说起话来就实在不那么中听了。 Facial skin turns compared with the city wall also thick!” “脸皮比城墙倒拐还厚!” In degree history that is not concerned about face first!” “不要脸的程度史上第一!” Face is bigger than the day, this type of boasting can also blow the exit|to speak?” “脸比天还大,这种牛皮也能吹得出口的咯?” Does not manage, everyone, I have bought the competition admission ticket, how does everyone look at the banner that I prepare? Suffices overbearingly not? Impudent and shameless unparalleled in the world, in seeking fame history is strongest! Streamer, most inexpensive Chen Guang!” “不管了,各位,我已经买了比赛门票,大家看我准备的横幅怎么样?够霸道不?厚颜无耻天下无双,沽名钓誉史上最强!横批,最贱陈光!” Before I very appreciated his, after all he is the aviation hero, but this time I really could not endure, the powder brick was black, bye you.” “以前我本来挺欣赏他的,毕竟他是航空英雄,但这次我实在忍不了了,粉砖黑,再见吧您呐。” I do not want to look at him to compete, but this time I prepare to have a look in front of the television, I want to take a look but actually, how he is blows broken the boasting.” “我本来不想看他比赛,不过这次我准备在电视机前看看,我倒想瞧瞧,他是怎么把牛皮吹破的。” This similar opinion, appears in each corner of network world. 这类似的言论,出现在网络世界的每一个角落里。 Under micro blog commentary of Chen Guang, each post in forum, innumerable QQ and in WeChat group, even appears in community that in the payment treasure just presented that is very lively. 陈光的微博评论下面,各个贴吧论坛里,无数的QQ和微信群里,甚至出现在付款宝刚出现的社交圈子里,好不热闹。 In addition, even if in the circle of people real life, the spare time or is the gap that goes to work to go to school to be loaf to finish class, he also is still the focus of people topic public opinion. 除此之外,哪怕是众人现实生活的圈子里,茶余饭后又或者是上班上学偷懒下课的间隙,他也依然是众人话题舆论的焦点。 People debate unceasingly regarding his matter, in extreme cases will even possibly get one for this reason. 人们围绕着他这件事争论不休,严重时甚至可能会为此打上一架。 Some people scolded Chen Guang, similarly also some people supported him. 有人骂陈光,同样也有人支持他。 No matter he displays again rampantly, but has paid attention to his person to know, he has also really never let slip. 甭管他表现得再嚣张,但一直关注他的人就知道,他还真从未失手过。 Although this time he was a little much more rampant, but really did not arrive at him to defeat that moment in arena, who really can be assured he unable to live up to one's words? 虽然这次他有点嚣张得过头了,但不真到他败在赛场上的那一刻,谁又真能笃定他不能说到做到呢? Therefore, in network and real life, his matter not only brushed the screen, brushed the ear and eye of people. 所以,在网络和现实生活里,他这事不但刷了屏,又更刷了人们的耳朵和眼睛。 In the Huaxia home, did not receive the world language meeting that pays attention, almost became the air pollution to be the same, making some people feel sick, hearing the ear to have the cocoon, does not want to listen again, does not want again and anybody discussed that but they are actually not able to avoid. 在华夏国内,原本并不多么受关注的世语会,几乎成了空气污染一样,让一些人感到厌烦,听得耳朵都起茧了,不想再听,也不想再和任何人讨论,但他们却又无法回避。 The office worker went home to be caught chatting by the family member, worked together to catch chatting to the office, got rid of this group of colleagues with great difficulty, finally the commercial management ran over, this returned does not chat good. 上班族回家了被家人逮着聊,到办公室了又被同事逮着聊,好不容易摆脱了这群同事,结果公司领导又跑过来,这回还不聊不行。 The students were being caught chatting in the school by the schoolmate, went home to be caught chatting by the parents, even if really could not bear to access the net, finally was also being caught chatting by the netizen, even if played a game, the people in result game chatted. 学生们在学校被同学逮着聊,回家了又被爹妈逮着聊,哪怕实在受不了了上网去,结果还被网友逮着聊,哪怕打个游戏,结果游戏里的人都聊起来了。 The student party of this crowd of collapses decided completely has a look the game anchor who likes to hit the live broadcast, finally the anchor is also chatting! 这群完全崩溃的学生党决定去看看喜欢的游戏主播打直播,结果主播也在聊! Their whole person is not good! 他们整个人都不好了! The Chen Guang goal was achieved, no matter others do like, oneself will appear in everyone's front again and again. 陈光的目的达到了,不管别人喜不喜欢,自己都会一而再再而三的出现在所有人的面前。 Although because of the excessive brushing frequency, own fans has not grown obviously, even also harvested many path turned black sprayer. 虽然因为过度的刷频,自己的粉丝并未明显增长,甚至还收获了不少路转黑的喷子。 But doesn't matter, when showed that their day, these people naturally can be suddenly enlighted. 但没有关系,等到证明自己的那一天,这些人自然会恍然大悟。 They will shout to call out in alarm. 他们会扯着嗓子惊呼。 My God! 我的天呐! He has not boasted, he said real! 他没有吹牛,他说的都是真的! By that time, now in these sprayers and Black Mole (Hei Zi) birth a lot of fans and adorers. 到那时候,现在这些喷子和黑子里就会诞生大量的粉丝和崇拜者。 Now he displays impervious, more can rule others' topic. 现在他表现得越不可理喻,就越能统治别人的话题。 Had the topic, has attention, the person who will care about the world language meeting are more, when oneself sweep away the world, will be more to the person who oneself lie prostrate in worship. 有了话题,就有关注度,会在乎世语会的人就越多,自己横扫天下时,对自己顶礼膜拜的人就会越多。 Others smile my too crazy, I laugh at you unable to see through. 别人笑我太疯癫,我笑你们看不穿呐。 Also without and new instructor greeted, Chen Guang sat at that night quietly airplane that non-stop flew Yanjing. 也没和新辅导员打招呼,陈光当天夜里就悄然坐上了直飞燕京的飞机。 The heroic medal that the global major airlines jointly award is such easy-to-use, sets the first-class cabin, drives to go to the airport, the airport leader receives personally, making him stop the car(riage) in the airport staff exclusive parking lot, how long wants to stop stays for a long time. 全球各大航空公司联合授予的英雄勋章就是这么好用,定下头等舱,开车去机场,机场领导亲自接待,让他把车停在机场员工专属停车场里,想停多久停多久。 In addition, the airport head shows solicitude for his recent crest of wave is too fierce, knows that he wants to go on a journey low-key, even the incarnation guides the party personally, directs toward the staff channel him directly, ahead of time taking plane. 除此之外,机场负责人更体恤他最近风头太猛,知道他想低调出行,甚至亲自化身带路党,直接把他往员工通道引,提前给坐上了飞机。 Mr. Chen, although here is a first-class cabin, but turns head other passengers to come, will say this and that to you after unavoidably, the front cockpit also has a vacant location, do you want to go to that side to sit?” “陈先生,虽然这儿是头等舱,但免不了回头其他乘客来了之后会对你说三道四,前面驾驶舱还有个空置的员工位,你要不要去那边坐?” This airport head knows the business simply. 这机场负责人简直懂行得不行。 Chen Guang beckons with the hand, many thanks the good intention, calculates that I today am not a pilot, is only an ordinary passenger, how good cockpit, this does not conform to the custom.” 陈光摆摆手,“多谢好意了,不过算啦,我今天又不是飞行员,只是个普通乘客,怎么好去驾驶舱呢,这不符合规矩。” Actually what he thinks, cockpit that broken chair, the person sits shrinking resembles in inside, who must sit. 其实他想的是,就驾驶舱那破椅子,人坐进去给缩在里面似的,谁要坐啊。 Also, I did not fear others to direct, at the worst I won popular support with kindness when the time comes, am well-founded. 再说了,我也不是那么怕别人指指点点,大不了我到时候以德服人,有理有据好了。 Good.” “好吧。” Actually this airport leader already quietly his nephew stopper , was on the waiting list in the aircraft commander position, the plan let this young fellow studies while this rare opportunity and Chen Guang. 其实这机场领导早就悄悄把他侄儿塞在了候补机长位上,本打算让这小伙子趁这难得的机会和陈光学习学习呢。 Was right, that Mr. Chen this time you goes to Yanjing prepares that competition?” “哦对了,那个,陈先生这次你去燕京是准备那比赛的吧?” Because two people board craft ahead of time, the outside ordinary passenger could not have come for a short time, this airport head idles is also idling, Chen Guang is breaking off on drawing is pulling. 由于两人提前登机,外面普通乘客一时半会儿还进不来,这位机场负责人闲着也是闲着,就拉着陈光掰扯着。 Chen Guang nods, „.” 陈光点头,“是的。” Online these people said really excessive, Mr. Chen I supported you! I believe you! They cannot judge the quality of goods! It is not right! They are not a good judge of character! They have eyes but fail to see!” “网上那些人真是说得太过分了,陈先生我支持你!我相信你!他们都是不识货!哦不对!他们不识人!他们有眼无珠!” Said honestly, the airport head and Chen Guang age span is a little big, really has no common language, his topic pulls slightly is stiff. 坦白说,机场负责人和陈光的年龄跨度有点大,实在没什么共同语言,他这话题扯得略显生硬。 Chen Guang hehe smiles, initially on airplane, before I really stop the airplane, no one thought that I really can drive the airplane. Now was scolded might as well, talent, always not understood.” 陈光呵呵一笑,“当初在飞机上,在我真把飞机停下来之前,也没人觉得我真能开飞机。现在被人骂一骂都无妨,天才嘛,总是不被理解的嘛。” He thought that the talent who really does the civil aviation can judge the quality of goods, knows that the special skill of old man not possibly melts is the possibility. 他心想,果然还是搞民航的人才识货,知道老夫的特长就是化不可能为可能。 The airport head stiffened at that time, actually when yesterday evening he at home with the family member spoke is his son of such lesson, modest, but the Huaxia traditional virtue, do not study Chen Guang, that facial skin was also very invincible, the people of our these aviation circle helped him blow motionless. 机场负责人当时就僵住了,其实昨天晚上他在家里和家人说话时是这样教训的他儿子,谦虚可是华夏传统美德,你可别学陈光,那脸皮忒也无敌了,就连我们这些民航界的人都帮他吹不动了。 Now this head personally and is advocating to chat, understands that this fellow is simply crazy to being unsure. 现在这位负责人亲自和正主聊一下,才明白这家伙简直狂到没谱。 On the other hand, but also really does not have the method to refute him, from the feasibility, he takes the difficulty of that competition champion, not compared with pilot beginning the elder brother makes a debut faces that desperate situation, finally also lands successfully is lower. 话说回来,还真没法子反驳他,从可行性上来说,他拿下那比赛冠军的难度,并不比飞行员初哥出道就面临那种绝望的处境,最终还迫降成功更低。 The truth I understand, but the buddy your chatted all of a sudden the words! 道理我都懂,可哥们你这一下子就把话聊死了啊! That, that side the airport also has the matter, does Mr. Chen you first rest?” “那个,机场那边还有事,陈先生您先歇歇?” Ok, feared that chats unable to bear put out the rack of elder again to preach he, even white tedious, the airport head prepares to sneak off decisively. 算了,怕再聊下去会忍不住拿出长辈的架子说教他,平白惹人生厌,机场负责人果断准备开溜。 Chen Guang does not keep him, has not taken off while the airplane, but can also manipulate the cell phone, pulls out the popcorn cell phone to turn over. 陈光也不留他,趁着飞机还没起飞,还能摆弄摆弄手机,掏出爆米花手机倒腾起来。 These Sun Zei, scolding may really be ruthless! Dug their family/home eight generations of ancestral grave like me, is really, as for?” “这些孙贼,骂得可真是狠啊!就像我刨了他们家八辈儿祖坟似的,真是的,至于吗?” Although has the preparation early, when sees these news each time he is the air/Qi. 虽然早有心理准备,但每次看到这些消息时他还是气。 He did not read the news simply, turned on WeChat to look at the information, returned to Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage simply, does not dare to chat, then must turn off the cell phone. 他索性又不看新闻了,打开微信看了看信息,简单的回了靳诗月江雅歌,也没敢多聊,回头就得关手机。 Xin Qin also sends in the news to him, asked that he must move the power of Guangding bureau, lets the online these fleas law-abidingly. 辛沁也给他发来消息,问他要不要动一动光定总局的权力,让网上那些跳蚤安分点。 The rejection of Chen Guang righteousness expression the proposition of Xin Qin, Guangding bureau is the treasure of country, how can for the one's own selfish interests on the use bureau power, this exploiting power matter, I not do. You were really disappoint me! How can you think? Then hands over my hand to come up your large scale pictures and 800 character written self-criticism.” 陈光义正言辞的拒绝了辛沁的提议,“光定总局乃是国之重器,怎能为了一己之私就动用总局权力,这种以权谋私的事情,我是不做的。你真是太让我失望了!你怎么能这么想呢?回头把你的大尺度照片和八百字检讨书交到我手上来。” Bah! The bureau incorporated recently newly the hidden world school, called the rouge gate. The disciple in this school is the exquisite lovable girl, the internal strength that they train is a little weird, when full 18 must ask the capable man to assist the broken body, will otherwise explode the body to perish......” “呸!总局最近新收编了个隐世门派,叫红粉门。这门派里的弟子全是小巧可爱的女孩子,她们练的内功有点邪门,满十八时必须找精壮男子协助破身,否则就会爆体而亡……” Do not say, for the good of the people and country, the sincere until my heart stops beating, this trivial matter, gave this director-general!” “不要说了,为国为民,鞠躬尽瘁死而后已,这点区区小事,就交给本总局长了!” I make out of whole cloth, where has such dreadful school!” “我瞎编的,哪有这么猥琐的门派!” Bye!” “再见!” Turned off WeChat, Chen Guang read the message, yo, the Yang Xi little elder brother who for a long time has not contacted appeared. 关了微信,陈光又去看短信,哟,好久都没联络的杨希小哥又出现了。 Chen Guang you now in Wujing? I gave Director Deng to expel, his being probable made me follow you to speak the play to you, the next next week's appearance must start to take your footage probably. I feel no necessary, but he makes me come! My this just under airplane!” 陈光你现在在五京吗?我又给邓导撵出来了,他非得让我跟着你给你讲戏,大概下下周的样子就得开始拍你的镜头。我自己是觉得没什么必要的啦,但他非让我来啊!我这刚下飞机!” Chen Guang returned to a news silently, embarrassed, I am sitting in flying on the Yanjing airplane,...... also ten minutes must take off probably.” 陈光默默的回了条消息,“不好意思,我正坐在飞燕京的飞机上,大概……还有十分钟就得起飞了。” Yang Xi: „......”( To be continued.) 杨希:“……”(未完待续。)
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