? „Yeah, wishhandsome, nowourGuinnesscongressofficeis more prosperous, youknow why thisis?”FemalehostDongQingis hearingsmilingly.
?“哎,祝俊,现在咱们吉尼斯大会可是越办越红火了,你知道这是为什么吗?”女主持人董晴笑盈盈的闻着。Wishships outhandsomepays the whole facevacantappearance, „why?”
祝俊装出付满脸茫然的样子,“为什么啊?”„Isbecause, wemore and moredo not worry about foodnow, does not worry about clothing, the material lifeenriched, the common peoplenaturallyhadmorethoughtsto pay attention to the spiritual life!”
“是因为啊,咱们现在越来越不愁吃,不愁穿,物质生活丰富了,老百姓自然就有更多心思去关注精神生活了啊!”DongQingis keeping guessing.
董晴卖着关子。„Whatrelationsspiritual lifeand do ourGuinness have? Whatwechallengeis the limit of human!”
“精神生活和咱们吉尼斯又有什么关系呢?咱们挑战的是人类的极限啊!”Wishhandsomeandheris singing a duet.
祝俊和她一唱一和着。DongQinga blink, „thisyouare not clear, everyone is occupied by a ownyoungsuperhumanat heart, in the lifeanythingdoes not lack, thisyoungsuperhumancanjump, has the thoughts the matter that went tosomewonderful ideaonceto excel atorwantsto handleand unable to achieve.”
董晴一眨眼,“这你就不明白了吧,每个人的心里都住着个属于自己的小超人,生活里什么都不缺了,这小超人才能蹦出来,才有心思去奇思妙想一些自己曾经擅长或者想做而又做不到的事情。”„For example?”
“比如说?”„For example, Iwas good attransferring the penin childhoodspecially, thaton my finger, can shakeflower, Imaynot havefew, becausethismatterwas tidied upby the teacher. Now, was old, without the teacheris staring atme, but my was also stiff, transferredmotionless, heartinsideregretted.”
“比如说啊,我小时候就特别擅长转笔,那笔在我这手指头上,抖得开花儿似的,我可没少因为这事被老师收拾。现在啊,年纪大了,没有老师盯着我了,可我这手也僵了,转不动了,心里面遗憾呐。”DongQinghonk the mouth, I am seeing the appearance that stillpitiesintentionally.
董晴故意嘟着嘴,一副我见犹怜的样子。Wish the handsomenod, „, not? Yourthatteachershut off a talent, makingyoupracticewell, refers tobeing uncertainyou to participateto transferpenOlympic Games!”
祝俊点头,“嗨,可不吗?你那老师真是扼杀了一个天才,让你好好练练,指不定你都能去参加转笔奥运会!”„Olympic Gameswedo not think that othersdo not havethisproject, butourherebutGuinness! Ourobjectivesiswhatis coming?”
“奥运会咱们就不想了,人家也没这项目,但咱们这儿可是吉尼斯!我们的宗旨是什么来着?”„Challengelimit! Superego! Yourwonderful idea, interpolatesGuinness!”
“挑战极限!超越自我!把你的奇思妙想,写进吉尼斯!”Twohostssaidwith one voice.
两个主持人异口同声道。Afterward, wishexchanges the resoundingvoicehandsome, „followingis invitedourfirstChallengerChen Guangto arrive! Hemustchallenge, iseach of ushas certainly donefrom infancy to maturity, skill that butyoucannot certainly imagine, hewill tellus, truncates the pencil, is a knowledge!”
随后,祝俊换上高亢的嗓音,“下面有请我们的第一位挑战者陈光登场!他要挑战的,是我们每一个人从小到大都一定做过的,但你们一定想象不到的技巧,他会告诉我们,削铅笔,也是一门学问!”DongQingalsoforgets kindnesses saying: „Right, Itransferred the pennot to haveOlympic Games, butChen Guangtruncated the pencilto haveourGuinness! Everyonewitnesses the miracletogether!”
董晴也忘情道:“没错,我转笔是没有奥运会了,但陈光削铅笔却有我们的吉尼斯!大家一起来见证奇迹!”As the musicresounds, bringingChen Guang of straw hatto go outfrom the stage, imposingdirectly soaringstagecenter.
随着音乐响起,带着草帽的陈光从舞台后方走出,器宇轩昂的直奔舞台中央。
The straw hatcannotcover uphimto lead the extremely tragicface, can actually block from the bandage that hisheadchangesnewly, lets his whole person'simposing mannerunder the spotlight, seems likeGod Soliderdayfallingfeelings, led the new realm, newaltitude.
草帽并不能遮掩他帅得惨绝人寰的脸,却能遮住他头上新换的绷带,让他整个人在聚光灯下气势更甚,看起来有一种神兵天降的感觉,帅出了新境界,新高度。
The abovecontentskillfulChen Guangindividualfantasize, is a sheer fabrication, ifthere is an identicalness, is the dyingloyalpowderbrings the beautifulfacespecial effectin the heartsurely.
以上内容纯熟陈光个人意淫,纯属虚构,如有雷同,必定是死忠粉在心中自带美颜特效。„Moreover, tolet the challenge of Chen Guangis more convincing, weinvitedGuinnessAssociationto inviteeightworld-classhandicraftGrandmastersspecially, theywill competewithChallengerChen Guang! Theyrespectivelyare......”
“另外,为了让陈光的挑战更有说服力,我们特意邀请吉尼斯协会请来了八位世界级的手工艺大师,他们将会和挑战者陈光一起同台竞技!他们分别是……”„Ghost'sfrom JapanhandmountainBotswanan peoplemister! Heis the champion who Japanesehandicraftenjoyedfor successive ten timesgreatly, he is also the holders of manyworld records, hecancarve the lifelikeportrait a grain of meter/ricein five seconds!”
“来自日本的鬼之手青山博人先生!他是日本连续十届手工艺大赏的冠军,他也是多项世界纪录的保持者,他可以在五秒钟内将一粒米刻成惟妙惟肖的肖像!”„Mr.Santosfrom Mexico! Heis......”
“来自墨西哥的桑托斯先生!他是……”„Mr.Bellfrom Australia! Heis......”
“来自澳大利亚的贝尔先生!他是……”MadameSmithis listening to the simultaneous interpretation of translation, did not sayquickly: „Whenturnedinvitesmypersonto cometo competewithhim?”
史密斯夫人听着身边翻译的同声翻译,不快道:“什么时候变成邀请我的人来和他同台竞技了?”Powellhurriesto explain: „DirectorSir should not be angry, the Huaxiatelevision stationcolumngroupmustconsider the programeffect, like thissaid that will be more reasonable.”
鲍威尔赶紧解释道:“理事长大人不要生气,华夏电视台栏目组得考虑到节目效果,这样说会更合理一点。”MadameSmithnods, „alsoright, cannotmakeothersknow that I cannot passwithhimintentionally.”
史密斯夫人点头,“也对,总不能让别人知道我是故意和他过不去。”
After smallmoment, holdsalong withvariousdubbing in musicin addition, variouslightchoreographspecial effect, so-called of Chen Guang in altogethereightchallengepatternsdefendedclosingto standin the stagetogether.
小片刻后,伴随着各种配乐加持,各种灯光舞美特效,陈光与一共八名挑战模式中的所谓守关者一起站在了舞台上。Whatis placedin front ofthemis a longtable, in front of everyone is puttingaltogetherten, every timeten, total100pencils, as well asthreebig or smallmodelvariouspenknives.
摆在他们面前的是一张长长的桌子,每个人面前都放着一共十把,每把十支,共计一百支铅笔,以及三把大小型号各不相同的削笔刀。Chen Guangstandsin the mostmiddleposition, mountainBotswanan peoplestandssideChen Guang, that sidehostis introducing the contest rule, mountainBotswanan peopleturns headto look atChen Guangsubconsciously.陈光站在最中间的位置,青山博人就站在陈光身边,那边主持人正在介绍比赛规则,青山博人下意识扭头看了眼陈光。Thispitifulfellow, looked that hislooksis good, rejected the pursue of MadameSmithprobably.
这可怜的家伙,看他长得挺不错的,大概是拒绝了史密斯夫人的追求吧。Reallyignorant, MadameSmithwhereisn't good?
真是愚昧,史密斯夫人哪里不好了?Evensomewhatwas at that time disgusting, close your eyes, enduredon the past?
就算当时有些恶心,闭上眼,忍一忍不就过去了吗?Thisisdropping from the clouds the opportunity of changelife!
这可是从天而降的改变人生的机会!Sheis the boss of net worth1 billiondollarsSmithjewelry!
她可是身家十亿美金的史密斯珠宝的老板啊!Sheenjoys a good reputation inEuropean and USupper circles of society the present agesuccessor of Terpe Steefamily's!
她可是享誉欧美上流社会的特佩思特家族的当代继承人!DongQingis explainingin detail: „Fellowaudience, ourcontest rulesare very simple, eachplayeraltogetherhasfiveminutes. IfChen GuangcantruncatemanyEiffel Towerwithinthesefiveminutes, hecanobtainGuinnessto authenticate, becomesthe world'smostto truncate the person of pencil. Pleaseread the bigchart, suchEiffel Towerpen tipis qualified, looking fromthisangle, is the iron tower on pictureis exactly the same? Naturallycould notmerelybe the contour, everyonelooks at the fourstubs of iron toweragain, right, the bottommusthollow out.”
董晴详细的解释着:“各位观众,我们的比赛规则很简单,每个参赛选手一共有五分钟时间。如果陈光能在这五分钟之内削出最多的埃菲尔铁塔,他就能获得吉尼斯认证,成为世界上最会削铅笔的人。请看大图,这样的埃菲尔铁塔笔尖是合格的,从这个角度看,是不是和照片上的铁塔一模一样啊?当然还不能仅仅是外形,大家再看铁塔的四个支脚,没错,底部必须镂空。”Wishhandsomewas responsible forexclaiming in surpriseat this time, „my God, was thistoo difficult? Will the pencilmediateincautiouslysharpbroken?”
祝俊这时候又负责惊叹了,“我的天,这太难了吧?一不小心铅笔尖就会碎了断了吧?”DongQingnods, „naturallydifficult, butthisisourGuinness'spursues!”
董晴点头,“当然难,但这正是我们吉尼斯的追求啊!”„Right! Because is really difficult, wecancall the challengelimit! BelowinvitedGuinnessauthenticatesofficerMr.PowellandMr.Broomemounts the stage, does the finalconfirmationforeveryone!”
“没错!真是因为难,我们才能叫挑战极限!下面有请吉尼斯认证官鲍威尔先生与布鲁姆先生上台,为大家做最后的验证!”Wishhandsomewaves, sitsPowellandon the Broometwoauthenticationofficerfacesonhonored guestseatis hanging the smile, takes the stage.
祝俊一挥手,坐在嘉宾席上的鲍威尔与布鲁姆两名认证官脸上挂着笑容,走上舞台。„Mr.Chen, youchange the mindnowalsowith enough time.”
“陈先生,你现在改变主意还来得及。”Powellsomewhatabsent-mindedpretendsto inspectChen Guangfrontpencil and blade.
鲍威尔有些心不在焉的假装检查陈光面前的铅笔和刀。
The Chen Guanglipopensslightly, lowers the sound saying: „, Youtoldhernot to relatemyoriginal words, youtoldher, Ifeltherreallydisgusting.”陈光嘴唇微微张开,压低声音道:“不了,你把我的原话告诉她也没关系,你告诉她,我觉得她真让人恶心。”„Youwill certainly regret that youdo not know the prestige of MadameSmith.”Powellputs down the pencilslowly, is gloomy the faceto say.
“你一定会后悔的,你不知道史密斯夫人的名望。”鲍威尔慢慢放下铅笔,阴沉着脸道。Chen Guangindifferentshowing the whites of the eyes, „youdo not knowmystatus, thereforelet alonetheseidle talk, got the hell out.”陈光无所谓的翻个白眼,“你们也不知道我的身份,所以就别说这些废话了,滚蛋吧。”Powelltook the hand of penknifeto shakeshakingfiercely, hereallywantsthisbladeto hold the pastaccording toChen Guang.
鲍威尔拿削笔刀的手猛的抖了抖,他真想就着这刀照着陈光捅过去。„What did hesaya moment ago?”
“刚才他说什么了?”Powellis washing one's hands ofjustto siton the honored guestseat, MadameSmith who does not lose heartasked.
鲍威尔抖着手在嘉宾席上刚坐下来,不死心的史密斯夫人问道。„Hesaid,makingmeget the hell out.”
“他说,让我滚蛋。”
The lensare hittingonownface, Powellhas tosqueeze the vice-smile, thenjumpsfrommouthseamsuch.
镜头正打在自己脸上,鲍威尔不得不挤出副笑容,然后从嘴缝儿里蹦出这么一句。MadameSmithfierceputting on a serious face, „thisbastard!”
史密斯夫人猛的一板脸,“这混蛋!”„Right, is a bastard.”
“没错,是个混蛋。”That sidelensturn away, Powellexchanges the vice-wickedfaceimmediately, is staring atChen Guangstubbornly, the hatefulextremely arrogantboy, is waitingunlucky.
那边镜头转走,鲍威尔立马换上副恶狠狠的面孔,死死盯着陈光,可恶的狂妄小子,等着倒霉吧。Todayarrives about thousandaudience, toabout500people that Chen Guangcomes, besidessomebaldassociation presidentsuchBlack Mole (Hei Zi), otheris hangingwith the Chen Guangfansmost probablyside.
今天到场近千名观众里,冲着陈光来的大约五百来人,除了个别光头会长这样的黑子以外,其他大半都与陈光的粉丝挂着点儿边。Theseperson of hearts of heartswantChen Guangto winactually, butafterlisteningto wishhandsomeandDongQinghad introducedanothereightplayers, reallya littlelacked self-confidenceat heart.
这些人内心深处倒是希望陈光赢,但在听祝俊与董晴介绍过另外八名参赛选手之后,实在有点心里没底。Especially„ghost'shand”mountainBotswanan peoplebackgroundis too big, Chen Guangthisismusttry to break the world record, but the opposite partyhasseveralworld records.
尤其是“鬼之手”青山博人来头太大,陈光这是要冲击世界记录,但对方却已经坐拥数个世界记录。Although several other peopledo not have the mountainBotswanan people so famous, but also is also known.
另外几个人虽然没有青山博人那样出名,但同样也都小有名气。That sidecountdownhad started, the ringsideaudiencetalked in whispersin a low voicehas not actually stood still.
那边倒计时已经开始了,场边观众低声窃窃私语却还没停歇。„Isaid that youcannot shake the leg? Myboneshook the powdertoyouquickly!” The baldassociation presidentpushedvice-chairman.
“我说你能别抖腿了吗?我骨头都快给你抖散了!”光头会长推了把身边的副会长。„Without the means that Iwas too anxious, what to doif the versatileelder brotherdid lose?” The vice-chairmanis heavyhearted.
“没办法,我太紧张了,万一全能哥输了怎么办?”副会长忧心忡忡着。
The baldassociation presidentstareshisoneeyesill-humoredly, „do not teasemeto be happy, beforeIam hopingall day longheloses, whatmatteris casual, even ifhelosesonetimealsowell, but when does hemakemehappy?!”
光头会长没好气瞪他一眼,“你就别逗我开心了,以前我成天盼着他输,随便什么事情,哪怕他输一次也好,但他什么时候让我高兴过?切!”
The vice-chairmenandotherreflectionalliancemembersare suddenly enlighted.
副会长和其他反光联盟成员恍然大悟。„Originally, association presidentSiryouareamongusmosttrust the versatileelder brother! Worthilyis the association president!”
“原来,会长大人你才是我们所有人中间最信赖全能哥的!不愧是会长!”Baldmeetinglong faceonestiff, at heartscolding, reallydoes not have the meansand you are the friend.
光头会长脸一僵,心里骂着,真是没办法和你们做朋友了。
The countdown of that sidehosthas started the reciprocal, perhapsthisentirely new, the playerunusualfamousfirst session, is the lastworldtruncates the pencilcompetition, will soon formally start!
那边主持人的倒计时已经开始倒数,这场别开生面,参赛选手异乎寻常大牌的首届,或许也是最后一届全球削铅笔大赛,即将正式开始!Lensfrom the beginninghave not placedonChen Guang, butaimed in the playermost famousmountainBotswanan people.
一开始的镜头并没有放在陈光身上,而是对准了参赛选手中最为大牌的青山博人。At this timethisworld-famous„ghost'shand”is shutting tightlyboth eyes, twofive fingersdispersingpressgentlyon the desktop, heas ifenteredsomemysteriouscondition.
此时这位享誉全球的“鬼之手”正紧闭着双目,两手五指散开轻轻按在桌面上,他似乎进入了某种玄奥的状态。Is familiar withhispersonto know,this„ghost'shand”was earnest.
熟悉他的人都知道,这位“鬼之手”要认真了。Whenhedecideswhole-heartedly, hewill close eyesto control one's breathinglike this, he of thisconditionis especially fearful.
只有当他决定全力以赴时,他才会这样闭目调息,这种状态的他尤为可怕。Imustwin!
我一定要赢!Andmustwinneatly!
并且必须赢得干脆利落!In the mountainBotswanan peopleheartis so meditating, when is youngtrains hardendures the techniquetipto float the heartin the Ninjacanyonslowly, heas ifreturned to the youngtime.
青山博人心中如此默念着,年少时在忍者峡谷中苦练忍术的点点滴滴慢慢浮上心头,他仿佛又回到了年轻的时候。
The air/Qi of Ninjahad soon dried upupwellsfrom the lower bellyslowly, has welled upfrom the both arms, condensesaboveboth hands.
原本已经快要枯竭的忍者之气从下腹缓缓上涌,从双臂涌过,凝聚在双手之上。That sidehostas beforefrom the bottom: „Three!”
那边主持人依旧倒数着:“三!”
The blue vein on mountainBotswanan peoplearmappearsgradually.
青山博人手臂上的青筋渐渐浮现。„Two!”
“二!”Invisibleair/Qisends outfromhisfive fingers.
一股无形之气从他五指上散发出来。„One!”
“一!”Hisfierceopening eyes, noneexplodesflashes, the eyes of telecasthallrearlarge screenKamiaoyamaBotswanan peopleevenas ifcanshine.
他猛的睁眼,精光爆闪,演播大厅后方大屏幕上青山博人的眼睛甚至仿佛能发光。Hegraspslike lightningto the pencil, anotherhandpinches a penknife, in the mind a piecespatialbright.
他闪电般抓向铅笔,另一只手捏起一柄削笔刀,脑海中一片空明。
The bladehas the bladeto fall, the sawdustflutters about.
刀起刀落,木屑纷飞。
Each blade of mountainBotswanan peoplethatprecise, the cutting machine that evenmakesGermanyis finer, is more rapid.
青山博人的每一刀都是那么的精确,甚至比德国制造的加工机床更精致,更迅速。Less thanone -and-a-half seconds, the pencil leadhad been truncated a tipbyhim, hisright handshakes, the biggest No. 1penknifechanges No. 2blade, isbrushesfourbladesagain, the outline of Eiffel Towervividly.
不到一秒半,铅笔芯已经被他削出了个尖头,他右手一抖,最大的一号削笔刀换二号刀,再是刷刷刷四刀,埃菲尔铁塔的轮廓跃然而出。Hisvisionconcentrates on, looks solemn, heuses the pilgrimagegenerallookto stare atoneselfpen tipstubbornly.
他的目光专注,神情肃穆,他用朝圣一般的眼神死死盯着自己的笔尖。Thisishislivelihoodability, heis particularly reverenttooneselfability.
这是他赖以生存的本领,他对自己的本领分外虔诚。Alsowasone -and-a-half secondsin the past, the blade in hishandhad actually changed intomostsmall(this little one) 3rd.
又是一秒半过去,他手中的刀却已经换成了最小的三号。
The naked eye of average personlooked at the past, evenis unable to see the concretemovement, only then the high-speedcamera of fixedmountainBotswanan peopleboth handscancatchhisright handslightlyactuallyhigh-frequencytremorstubbornly, powderdispersing on pencil lead, fourstubs of Eiffel Towertook shaperapidly.
普通人的肉眼看过去,甚至无法看到具体的动作,只有死死锁定青山博人双手的高速摄像头才能捕捉到他右手细微却高频的颤动,笔芯上的粉末飞散而出,埃菲尔铁塔的四个支脚迅速成型。Hismovementwas too accurate, the extremelyfrailpen tipactuallyappearssostable, sign that slightlydo not break.
他的动作太精准了,极其脆弱的笔尖却显得如此的稳固,丝毫没有要断裂的迹象。„The mountainmistertoday'scondition is really good.”
“青山先生今天的状态真好。”Powellis staring at the bigscreenstubbornly, said.
鲍威尔死死盯着大荧幕,说道。MadameSmithsatisfactorynod, „naturally, the mountainmisterwill never disappointme.”
史密斯夫人满意的点头,“当然,青山先生从来不会让我失望。”„Chen Guangdied.”
“陈光死定了。”„Nowhebegged for mercylate.”Grinning that MadameSmithmeasuresYin said that „hehas succeededarousedmyanger, heonly thencanmakemesatisfywith the basest and lowestconfession.”
“现在他求饶都晚了。”史密斯夫人阴测测的咧嘴道,“他已经成功的激起了我的怒火,他只有用最卑微的忏悔才能让我满意。”Two peoplechatted, mountainBotswanan peoplehave actually completed the firstpencil, hetooneselftoday'sfeel and conditionparticularlywas also satisfied, truncates the firstpencilalsoonlyto use for fiveseconds, the entire processpassing clouds and flowing water, thenhehad the confidence the speedto promotetofour -and-a-half seconds of one, wasas foris quicker.
两人聊天间,青山博人却已经完成了第一支铅笔,他对自己今天的手感和状态也分外满意,削出第一支铅笔也只用了五秒钟,整个过程行云流水,接下来他有信心可以将速度提升到四秒半一支,乃至于更快。Behindarriving at the speed will also be perhaps slow, butdoesn't matter, entirefiveminutes, oneselfat leastcantruncate50to conform to the standardpencil.
到后面或许速度又会慢下来,但没有关系,整整五分钟的时间,自己至少能削出五十支符合标准的铅笔。Do not look atthismatterhowsimpleappearance, but the pen tipis how frail, will have the mistaketo make the pen tipinthisprocessbe easily cut offslightly, wastes all previous efforts, the average personwill do not even think about it.
别看这事多么简单的样子,但笔尖何其脆弱,在这过程中稍有失误就会让笔尖轻易断掉,前功尽弃,一般人想都不要想。Hedoes not even have the thoughtsto look how nearbyChen Guangdisplays, heknows that oneselfhas represented the limit of human, so long as such normaldisplay, no oneisownopponent.
他甚至都没有心思去看旁边的陈光表现怎样,他知道自己已经代表了人类的极限,只要就这样正常的发挥下去,没有人是自己的对手。Hissidetransmits a pointonce for a whilebang bang bang the sound, sounded likeChen Guangto make an effortto break the leadeditorial correctionsfiercely.
他身边时不时传来一点砰砰砰的声音,听起来是陈光用力过猛把铅笔削断了。MountainBotswanan peoplestartsto truncatesecond, in the heartwhileis thinking, gets what one deserves, youthink that weare jokingwithyou?
青山博人一边开始削第二支,心中一边想着,活该,你以为我们是在和你闹着玩的呢?FromoffendingMadameSmithstarts, was yourboydoomed but actuallybigmildew?
从得罪史密斯夫人开始,你小子就注定要倒大霉了好吗?Let alonewasI, moreover did the staff of how manySmithjewelryalsogo out a bigsectioncompared withyou?
别说是我了,另外那几个史密斯珠宝的员工也比你强出去一大截好吗?Directorkinghas actually startedto curse at peoplein the program directorroom, „ImakeyoulockChen Guang the lenstome! Whichyoupattome! Are yousilly?”
王主任在导播室里却已经开始骂起人来了,“我让你们把镜头给我锁定陈光!你给我拍哪儿呢!你是不是傻?”
Be responsible for cuttinglordPD of lensto be very suffering, „Directorking, my No. 3machineis pattingChen Guang, buthiseach timeoneknife handleeditorial correctionsexploded, patshimto do? Youlooked that the movement of thatmountainBotswanan peopleandSantosis much attractive, does the audiencedefinitelyalsolikelooking at the successfullens? AlthoughMr.Chenis a friend, buthistoday'sconditionis so bad, wealsoilluminatehimto pat, doesn't thatgivehimto incurblack?”
负责切镜头的主PD特别委屈,“王主任,我三号机是在拍陈光,但他每次都一刀把笔削炸了,拍他干什么啊?你看那个青山博人和桑托斯的动作多漂亮啊,观众肯定也更爱看成功的镜头吧?陈先生虽然是朋友,但他今天状态这么差,咱们还照着他拍,那不是给他招黑吗?”„Youdo not understand! Imakeyoupathisyouto pathim! Otherwiseyouget the hell outtome!”
“你懂个屁!我让你拍他你就拍他!不然你就给我滚蛋!”Directorkinggives scoldinglordPD that thisis urgingunlucky, while has the acting coolpleasant sensation that the world is drunkIto awakealone.
王主任一边痛骂着这个倒霉催的主PD,一边颇有种世人皆醉我独醒的装逼快感。Youdo not understand!
你们懂个屁!Youthink that Chen Guangwas finished, butyouknow that heseemed liketruncatesexploded, butactually a bladetower?
你们都以为陈光是完蛋了,但你们知道吗,他看起来是削炸了,但其实一刀一座塔好吗?Youmissed the essentiallens!
你们错过关键镜头了啊!Reallystupid!
真是蠢!MountainBotswanan peoplere-enterquicklyare engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world, the condition of mind like still water, startscuttingwhole-heartedly.
青山博人很快又重新进入两耳不闻窗外事,心如止水的状态,开始全力以赴的切削起来。Thisishisstrongestcondition, suchheneverlets slip.
这是他的最强状态,这样的他从未失手。Buthedoes not know, the picture on hisbackbigscreenactuallychanged, althoughhashislensas beforeonce for a while, but the mosttimeactuallybecame the Chen Guangindividualfeature article.
但他并不知道,他背后大荧幕上的画面不知不觉间却变了,虽然依旧时不时有他的镜头,但大半时间却都成了陈光的个人特写。Actually, at this time the Chen Guangconditionlooksverybored, hehas been using the smallest-sized No. 3penknifeprobably, hemechanicalis repeating the samemovement, takes a pen, a bladewields, pencilexploded, thenputstoward the tableon, immediatelychanges a pencil.
其实,此时陈光的状态看起来挺无聊的,他好像一直在用最小号的三号削笔刀,他机械般重复着同一个动作,拿起一支笔,一刀挥过去,铅笔头炸了,然后往桌上一放,马上又换一支铅笔。
Compared with others, Chen Guangthis timemovementlooksseems like the child's playcompletely, definitelywasunderhas a heavy touchtruncatingbadly.
和其他人比起来,陈光此时的动作看起来完全像是儿戏,肯定是下手重了给削坏了。From the beginning the audiencealsolook atzhang (3.33 m)twomonks unable to feel the mind, did not understand why columngroupracketChen Guangthissmellylensare.
一开始观众们也看得丈二和尚摸不着头脑,不理解栏目组拍陈光这出糗的镜头到底是为什么。Until after the competitionapproximatelycontinued for oneminute, when the high-definitioncamerapulls closerunceasingly, startsto giveChen Guangalreadytruncated„exploding” the pencilbigfeature article, the sound of audienceholding breathcold airstartedconveyingcontinuously.
直到比赛大约持续了一分钟之后,高清摄像头不断拉近,开始给陈光已经削“炸”了的铅笔大特写时,观众们倒吸凉气的声音才开始此起彼伏的传来。Whatsituation is this?
这是什么情况?What is that?
那是什么?Attractive, neat, artwaregeneralmicroEiffel Tower?
漂亮,规整,艺术品一般的缩微埃菲尔铁塔?Why does eachpencil of heveryoptionalthrowingontableseem liketruncatedsuccessfully the appearance?
为什么他很是随意的扔在桌上的每一支铅笔看起来都像是削成功了的模样?Before is the example that seesexactly the same?
和之前看到的实例一模一样?Whatexactlyhad?
到底发生了什么?Obviouslyseemed likenot truncatingexplodes?( To be continued.)
明明看起来不是给削炸了吗?(未完待续。)
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