? „Xiaolin, does this seem like individual statue?” Director king good rare and onstage Little Sister crowds together, usually he pays attention to affect very much, in these young attractive female colleagues with the unit maintains the distance, but this matter was too strange to being above his understanding. ?“小林,这好像是个人的雕像？”王主任好难得和前台小妹凑在一起,平时他可是很注意影响的,得和单位里这些年轻漂亮的女同事保持距离,但这事太诡异到超乎他的理解了。 The onstage younger sisters named Xiaolin shake the head, are holding breath the cold air, „Director king, this is zero number machine, the lifeform armor fight robot that EVA inside Lingbo beautiful drives.” 名叫小林的前台妹子摇摇头,倒吸着凉气,“王主任,这是零号机,EVA里面凌波丽驾驶的生物装甲战斗机器人。” „Zero number machine? EVA? What is that?” Where 50 -year-old Director king understand the things of these young people. “零号机？EVA？那是什么？”五十来岁的王主任哪儿懂这些年轻人的东西。 „In any case was the robot on the line.” Xiaolin where has the thoughts and Director king explained that the knowledge of these two dimensions, are only sighing to the magnifying glass continually, „my God, this is not simple taking the form , the day! This trace, this joint, this armor, simply like living! If can color again, manages with that I just bought simply exactly the same!” “反正是机器人就行了。”小林哪有心思和王主任解释这些二次元的学问,只对着放大镜啧啧连叹,“我的天,这可不是简单的形似,天呐！这纹路,这关节,这装甲,简直像活过来了一样！如果能再上个色,简直和我刚买的这手办一模一样！” The girl is saying, referred to being placed in the hand office of desk corner. 女孩子说着,指了指摆在办公桌角落的手办。 The hand manages makes 10 cm high, the official authorization, the original installation import, works throughout the ages good. 手办高约10cm,万代官方授权,原装进口,做工极佳。 That instantaneous Chen Guang carved according to this office a moment ago obviously. 刚才那瞬间陈光显然是照着这手办刻的。 Director king first is well-remembered shaking the head, „is impossible! This is impossible!” 王主任先是茫茫然的摇着头,“不可能！这绝不可能！” Xiaolin is also getting more and more vacant, because she more looked that more finds it hard to believe that oneself this manages by dozens over a hundred components assembling, how to be truncated exactly the same shape by a blade, external arm armor on right hand small arm has, the shape is completely consistent! 小林也越来越茫然,因为她越看越是觉得不可思议,自己这手办可是由数十上百个零件拼装而成,怎么可能被一刀削出来一模一样的形状,就连右手小臂上的外置臂甲都有,形状还完全一致！ Fearful! 可怕！ Xiaolin thinks saying: „I look for a microscope to the next door column group, waits for my several minutes.” 小林想了想说道:“我到隔壁栏目组找一台显微镜来,等我几分钟。” After dozen minutes, Director king and Xiaolin look picture that on eagerly the computer the high power microscope takes, dumbfounded. 十几分钟后,王主任和小林眼巴巴看着电脑上高倍显微镜拍出来的画面,目瞪口呆。 The entire statue high approximately three millimeters, besides have not colored all black all over the body, manages exactly the same really with the hand of Xiaolin. 整个雕像高约三毫米,除了没有上色通体纯黑之外,和小林的手办真的一模一样。 Director king pinches the hand of pencil to tremble, killing him also thinks that does not understand this is what principle. 王主任捏着铅笔的手都在发抖,打死他也想不明白这到底是什么原理。 „How does he achieve? Why is he only a blade delimits...... this obviously...... this is?” “他到底是怎么做到的？他明明只是一刀就这么划过去……这……这到底是为什么？” „Probably, because he is really a god?” “大概,因为他真的是神？” In the Xiaolin eye is shining, she is gripping tightly both hands, is praying silently, wishing God to bless, in the future my boyfriend finger will have him 1/10 flexibly, this miss this whole life on value. 小林眼睛里都在发光,她紧握着双手,默默的祈祷着,愿上帝保佑,将来我的男朋友手指有他十分之一灵活,本姑娘这辈子就值了。 When Director king goes to be ignorant to the player rests the brain, in his hand also takes that pencil, no matter how he constructs the picture feeling in oneself head, he does not understand that actually Chen Guang how achieves a blade to truncate releases zero number machine. 王主任去到选手休息间时脑子都是浑浑噩噩的,他手里还拿着那支铅笔,不管他在自己脑袋里怎样去构建画面感,他都不明白陈光究竟怎么做到一刀削出台零号机的。 Chen Guang looks at his, knows that the purposely taking certain actions so as to warn others goal was achieved, brings back the pencil from his hand, „Director king, you do not ask me, my anything will not tell you. The pencil is your staff gives me, the blade is also her, you only need to understand a matter, I use less than one second, hewed this pencil, on line. Now do you also want to discuss ghost's hand mountain Botswanan people with me?” 陈光一看他这样子,就知道敲山震虎目的达到了,从他手里拿回铅笔来,“王主任,你别问我,我也什么都不会告诉你。铅笔是你们的员工给我的,刀也是她的,你只需要明白一件事情,我用不到一秒钟的时间,把铅笔削成了这样,就行了。现在你还想和我讨论鬼之手青山博人吗？” Director king the head swings the rattle-drum to be the same, „does not think that does not think completely.” 王主任脑袋摇得拨浪鼓一样,“不想了,完全不想了。” Chen Guang pencil according to the chair, under the grieved difficult to bear vision smoothed by grinding the writing skill in Director king, „that can we start to record the program on time?” 陈光将铅笔头按在椅子上,在王主任心痛难当的目光下把笔头磨平了,“那么,咱们可以按时开始录节目了吗？” Director king stares focuses greatly, really pitifully, such perfect artware, gave him to grind unexpectedly like this, he is certainly suffering and retaliation as I of obsession patient, was really hateful. 王主任瞪大着眼,真可惜,这么完美的艺术品,居然给他就这样碾碎了,他一定是在折磨和报复身为强迫症患者的我,真是可恶啊。 Waited for many seconds, Director king recovered, looks at the table inding distance record formally to start to have the dozen minutes, hurried to hurry to toward the program director room, the mouth shouted five to drink six, „everyone took the stations! Do not rub gently especially!” 等了好些秒,王主任才回过神来,看了眼表发现距离录制正式开始只得十几分钟了,赶紧往导播室赶去,嘴里吆五喝六着,“所有人都各就各位！别特么磨蹭了！” Chen Guang smiles, shrugs, thought, Brother, how I am good and you explained that you look are only a blade, actually in that flash, I at least wields several hundred blades! 陈光笑笑,耸耸肩,心想,老兄啊,我怎么好和你解释呢,你看着只是一刀,其实在那一瞬间,我至少挥出去数百刀啊！ Different from other skill, seems like that most does not have the truncation pencil masterstroke/divine skill that the egg uses, in some sense is most does not gather the common sense that Chen Guang so far grasps the skill. 不同于别的技能,看似最没有卵用的削铅笔神技,某种意义上才是陈光到目前为止掌握的最不合常理的技能。 Because achieves the achievement when World inside the Grail, under his arm holds at the World inside the Grail special in addition, even to the outside world, so long as he takes the pen single-handedly, takes the blade single-handedly, the whole person will be held by the Exceedingly High Chalice mysterious strength in addition. 因为在杯中界里达成成就时,他的手臂处在杯中界特殊的加持之下,即便是到了外界,只要他一手拿笔,一手拿刀,整个人就会被通天圣杯的神秘力量加持。 After grasping Qilin arm high-frequency vibration, truncates the ability of pencil even to be further strengthened, trains when World inside the Grail compared with him also strong. 在掌握了麒麟臂之界的高频震动之后,削铅笔的能力甚至又进一步得到加强,比他在杯中界里训练时还强。 One but opens truncates, displays is not the ability of the world. 一但开削,施展出来的根本就不是人间的能力。 My not does acting cool, install to compel to frighten generally to cry including oneself? 我一般不装逼,装起逼来连自己都吓哭好吗？ In other words , so long as changes into other thick or thin thing the pencil, his move does not work. 换言之,只要把铅笔换成别的粗细的东西,他这招就不灵了。 The project that but this time Guinness challenges is to truncate the pencil, he is impossible to lose good? 但这次吉尼斯挑战的项目就是削铅笔,他根本就不可能输的好吧？ To lose does not lose! 想输都输不了！ Chen Guang turned head to look to sit that group of foreigners in not far away, without guessing wrong, this group of people were the Grandmaster Level staff of Smith jewelry, inside old should 50 years old, youngest also had 30 years old. 陈光扭头看了看坐在不远处的那群外国人,如果没猜错的话,这群人就是史密斯珠宝的大师级员工了,里面年纪大的应该过了五十岁,最年轻的也有三十岁。 Sits in most that many things around a center by the person of Asian descent who gather round, should be Japanese mountain Botswanan people. 坐在最中间那个被众星捧月般围着的黄种人,应该就是日本人青山博人了。 View his finger, slender slender, the muscle and skeleton are at variance with the average man, in his hand the indeed several points of extraordinary times, ghost's hand reputation has really not given for nothing. 观其手指,纤细修长,肌肉和骨骼异于常人,他手上的确有几分了不得的功夫,鬼之手这名头还真不是白给的。 Trades project Chen Guang not to really be possible to win, what but since compares truncates the pencil, can only say that sorry. 换个项目陈光还真不一定能赢,但既然比的是削铅笔,就只能说一声对不起了。 Feels the vision that he provokes, a staff of mountain Botswanan people and numerous Smith jewelry turns the head in abundance to him looks like. 感受到他挑衅的目光,青山博人和一众史密斯珠宝的员工纷纷转头向他看来。 „Is he, Challenger of acting recklessly.” “就是他,不知死活的挑战者。” „Mountain mister, Madame Smith wanted us to win neatly, if were you wins the competition finally, Madame Smith will consider that gave you business of Japan completely.” “青山先生,史密斯夫人要我们赢得更干脆利落一点,如果最后是您拿下比赛,史密斯夫人会考虑把日本的业务全部交给您。” Mountain Botswanan people nod, „certainly will not disappoint Madame Smith.” 青山博人点点头,“一定不会让史密斯夫人失望。” He recalled that day of last time raree show in the Tokyo underground walk, all seemed like and past are not different. 他不禁又回想起自己在东京地下通道里最后一次街头表演的那天,一切看起来都和过去没什么两样。 Dim light in the underground walk scatters in the long road, without the warm feeling, is the biting cold coldness, his ground is rolling up the tramp whole body binds in the thick coat also freezes trembles. 地下通道里的昏暗灯光撒在长长的甬道里,没有暖意,全是彻骨的寒冷,他身边地上蜷缩着的流浪汉浑身裹在厚厚的大衣里也冻得瑟瑟发抖。 Alienation the light of mosquito on around ceiling humming sound flies randomly, hits the straight sound on the chimney, as if has pressed in the belly cluck the sound. 狂乱的蚊子绕着天花板上的灯光嗡嗡乱飞,撞在灯罩上啪啪直响,仿佛压过了肚子里咕咕叫的声音。 When he most desperate, Madame Smith drops from the clouds like the angel, making him use to put the grain of rice on table carves a head picture for her. 在他最绝望的时候,史密斯夫人像天使一样从天而降,让他用摆在桌子上的米粒为她刻一个头像。 he was made the magnificent clothes be shocked by this day, his finger never that flexible, usually statue sketch that takes eight seconds to complete, his five seconds were completed. 他被这天使身上华丽的衣服震惊了,他的手指从来都没有那么灵活过,平常要八秒钟才能完成的雕像速写,他这次五秒钟就完成了。 From now, had Madame Smith of angel stature to open a window for his gloomy life, although some recollection disgusting gastric disorders, but finally always encouraging. 从此以后,拥有天使身材的史密斯夫人为他灰暗的人生重新打开了一扇窗,虽然其中有些回忆让人恶心反胃,但结果总是可喜的。 Oneself can have today, does obeisance Madame Smith to bestow most probably, therefore even if today to let her were happy, oneself must win neatly. 自己能有今天,大半拜史密斯夫人所赐,所以今天哪怕只是为了让她高兴,自己也必须干脆利落的赢下来。 In the brain is thinking like this, his finger then starts subconscious rubbing. 脑子里这样想着,他的手指便开始下意识的搓动起来。 The vision of side these Smith jewelry staff cannot help but was attracted the past by the finger of mountain Botswanan people, is really fierce, worthily is the mountain mister, his technique has not had any sign of regressing because of the growth of age, instead was even more exquisite. 旁边那些史密斯珠宝员工们的目光不由自主的被青山博人的手指吸引了过去,真是厉害,不愧是青山先生,他的技艺并没有因为年龄的增长而有任何退步的迹象,反而越发精湛了。 Malena * Smith as Guinness Asia-Pacific region director, then sat firmly on the program record hall honored guest seat long time ago, Powell and another staff sit in her two sides one on the left and other on the right respectively. 玛丽安娜*史密斯作为吉尼斯亚太区理事长,则早早就在节目录制大厅嘉宾席上坐稳了,鲍威尔和另一名工作人员一左一右分别坐在她的两边。 Usually she will not sit in this position, even she has no interest in coming to see a sloppy ordinary program record, but today obviously is a special day. 平常她不会坐在这个位置上,甚至她都没有兴趣来看一堂稀松平常的节目录制,但今天显然是个特殊的日子。 Madame Smith partly lies down in the leather chair of honored guest seat, slightly difficult is moving the body, „Powell, when Chen Guang lost in the challenge pattern, you told him, if he did not make any compromise, Guinness's front door will be closed to him forever. Moreover, you best tell him again, my Malena makes friends broadly, the Huaxia entertainment world has many celebrities is the friend of mine, he certainly for yesterday's arrogant pays the price impolitely.” 史密斯夫人半躺在嘉宾席的皮椅里,略显艰难的挪动着身子,“鲍威尔,等陈光在挑战模式中输了,你去告诉他,如果他不做任何妥协,吉尼斯的大门将会永远向他关闭。另外,你最好再告诉他,我玛丽安娜交游广阔,华夏娱乐圈有很多名流都是我的朋友,他一定会为昨天的傲慢无礼付出代价。” Powell is disgusting, but on face actually respectful say/way: „Good, respectable director.” 鲍威尔心里恶心得不行,但脸上却毕恭毕敬道:“好的,尊敬的理事长。” Also waited for dozen minutes, the audience entered the stadium one after another, sat full. 又是等了十几分钟,观众们陆陆续续入场,坐了满座。 In the past these people online registered then through the senior audience who a series of safety strips selected, their duties were applaud to call out in alarm the scream when necessary, guaranteed the program effect. 往常这些人都是在网上报名然后通过一系列暗箱操作选拔出来的资深观众,他们的任务就是在必要的时候鼓掌惊呼尖叫,保证节目效果。 However this audience seem like some to be not quite law-abiding, light in the telecast hall dim, but talking in whispers in crowd has not actually stood still for a very long time, Director king has to shout propaganda in program director microphone, makes these people slightly law-abiding. 不过这次观众们似乎有些不太安分,演播厅里的灯光都已经黯淡了下来,但人群中的窃窃私语却久久不曾停歇,以至于王主任不得不在导播话筒里喊话,才让这些人稍微安分点。 Waits for in the telecast hall finally to return to normal, Director king turned off the microphone, has come back to put on a serious face saying: „What airplane does, is the audience quality how this time to look for so low?” 等演播大厅里终于恢复正常,王主任关了话筒,回过头板着脸说道:“搞什么飞机,怎么这次找来的观众素质这么低？” Nearby staff hurry to explain: „Director king is my mistake, the person of this online registration were too many, we pulled out the time system of person to make a mistake, electing some real audience to come.” 旁边的工作人员赶紧解释道:“王主任是我的错,这次网上报名的人太多了,我们抽人的时候系统出了错,选了些真观众过来。” Director king wishes one could to trample his foot, how had/left this type of basket not to inform itself early, was not the words of senior audience, today the scene might lose control! 王主任恨不得踹他一脚,出了这种篓子怎么不早通知自己,不是资深观众的话,今天场面很可能会失控啊！ In his brain remembers zero number machine that a Chen Guang blade truncates, thinking putting oneself in another's place, if oneself are also under the ordinary field the audience, when witnesses this miracle with own eyes, perhaps is also hard to control own mood. 他脑子里又想起陈光一刀削出来的零号机,设身处地的想,如果自己也是普通的场下观众,在亲眼见证这种神迹的时候,恐怕也难以控制得住自己的情绪。 Auditorium, 17-18 gather baldly, appears particularly blinks. 观众席里,17-18个光头聚集在一起,显得分外眨眼。 Is right, the Chen Guang old acquaintance reflection alliance bald association president also led his brothers to support. 是的没错,陈光的老熟人反光联盟光头会长又带着他的兄弟们来捧场了。 This friend mastered certainly some special skill, so long as Chen Guang mounts the stage publicly, he can certainly the unshakeable appearance, in all weather, even if the Chen Guang mounting the stage place trades Yanjing from Wujing , is still not able to block he „pursues star” the step. 这位老兄一定掌握了某种特别的技巧,只要陈光公开登台,他就一定能雷打不动的出现,风雨无阻,哪怕陈光的登台地点从五京换到燕京,也依然无法阻挡他“追星”的步伐。 His side gathers round, naturally was the alliance partners who his these were as close as brothers. 他身边围着的,自然是他那些亲如兄弟的联盟伙伴了。 Actually the entire reflection alliance several hundred people all register, before but because Chen Guang, propagandized this matter when the live broadcast, Guinness congress audience registration that no one cared about suddenly irritable, the competition becomes especially intense. 其实整个反光联盟数百人全都报了名,但由于陈光之前在直播时把这事宣传了出去,以至于原本没什么人在乎的吉尼斯大会观众报名突然火爆了起来,竞争变得格外激烈。 The entire net total applicants achieve over 200,000 people, actually only elects less than 1000 people, removes the safety strip again 500 people, the real selection rate/lead is less than 5%, on selection rate/lead is also only 3% outwardly. 全网总报名人数达到二十万人以上,却只选不到一千人,再刨除暗箱操作来的五百人,真实选拔率不到四百分之一,明面上的选中率也只有两百分之一。 Even if there are mysterious destiny in addition of association president Sir to hold, the entire reflection alliance 700-800 people still only came to be close to 20 people, is actually much stronger. 即便有会长大人的神秘气运加持,整个反光联盟700-800号人也只进来了接近二十人,其实已经强得让人发指了。 „Worthily is association president Sir! Our reached as high as 1/40 by the selection rate/lead! Certainly is association president Sir your soul in heaven is blessing us!” “不愧是会长大人！我们的被选中率高达40分之一！一定是会长大人您的在天之灵在保佑我们！” The vice-chairman looks very excited, he is the Chen Guang frantic supporter, does not have the opportunity to listen respectfully to the instruction of Chen Guang, perhaps otherwise he became a noble follower very much with ease. 副会长看起来很激动,他是陈光的狂热支持者,也是没有机会聆听陈光的教诲,不然或许他很轻松就成为一枚高贵的信徒了。 Association president Sir stepped on his foot, „shuts your crow mouth, I have not died! You are hoping I did die was good to seek toward usurping the throne?” 会长大人踩了他的脚一下,“闭上你的乌鸦嘴,我还没死呢！你就这么盼着我死了好谋朝篡位？” „, Association president Sir I have not thought absolutely like this, without your destiny, our time most can only come in five people!” “不不不,会长大人我绝对没有这样想,如果没有你的气运,我们这次最多只能进来五个人！” Vice-chairman Sir sincere in words say/way. 副会长大人言辞恳切道。 Several other bald member same whole faces grateful looks at the association president. 另外十几名光头会员同样满脸感激的看着会长。 The bald association president wiped silently the tears, as lives in one group of Chen Guang dying loyal powder middle President Black Mole (Hei Zi), is really particularly laborious. 光头会长默默的抹了把泪,身为活在一群陈光死忠粉中间的黑子会长,真是分外的辛苦呢。 He really does not understand why the reflection alliance was away from own original intention to run counter more and more, is where opening way was certainly wrong? 他真的不明白为什么反光联盟距离自己的初衷越来越背道而驰了,一定是哪里的打开方式错误了？ „What? Are your association presidents so fierce? Our all personnel people are the versatile elder brother's fans, is heard that this week has the versatile elder brother, we register together, finally I alone was selected, we are quite miserable.” Nearby some people hear their chats, had the interest in this reflection alliance. “什么？你们会长这么厉害？我们全班人都是全能哥的粉丝,就是听说这周有全能哥,我们才一起报了名,结果就我一个人被选中了,我们好惨啊。”旁边有人听到他们的聊天,对这反光联盟又起了兴趣。 The members start to be cocky immediately. 会员们立马开始得瑟起来。 „Naturally, our altogether 800 brothers register, was selected 20! Sees our heads? Sees our association presidents? The versatile elder brother is also bald, this is the bald summon, between we and versatile elder brother have the mysterious fetters!” “当然,我们一共八百个兄弟报名,被选中了二十个！看见我们的脑袋没？看见我们的会长没有？全能哥也是光头,这是光头的召唤,我们和全能哥之间有神秘的羁绊！” „Brothers are you also the versatile elder brother's fan? Why haven't you hurried to join us?” “兄弟你也是全能哥的粉丝吗？为什么你还不赶紧加入我们呢？” „? Can shave clean the head? But others is a girl yeah.” “啊？一定要剃光头吗？可人家是女孩子哎。” „Is embarrassed we are the just reflection alliance, we never want the sister. Heard that now has the girl in the organization smoothing alliance, you can contact with them.” “不好意思我们是正义的反光联盟,我们从来不要女会员。听说现在有女孩子在组织粉光联盟,你可以和她们联系一下。” „Can I make my boyfriend join you?” “我可以让我男朋友加入你们吗？” „Ok, but you must remind him do not pay the membership fee, must be careful that our association presidents, we must be a non-profit organization.” “可以的,但你得提醒他不要交会员费,一定要小心我们的会长,我们务必是一家非营利性的组织。” The bald association president wiped silently the tears, understands probably anything, is grieved is respirable. 光头会长默默的抹了把泪,大概明白了点什么,心痛得不能呼吸。 „Fellow viewer friends everyone's good! I am your hosts wish handsome!” “各位观众朋友们大家好！我是你们的主持人祝俊！” „I am your host Dong Qing!” “我是你们的主持人董晴！” „Welcome arrives......” “欢迎来到……” „Guinness congress!” “吉尼斯大会！” Walks to stand from the stage along with a man and a woman two hosts in respectively central, Guinness congress that this particularly focuses attention on records to announce starts. 伴随着一男一女两名主持人分别从舞台两侧走出来站在中央,这堂分外瞩目的吉尼斯大会录制宣告开始。 The mood of audience was tightened all of a sudden, the good play must start. 观众们的情绪一下子被收紧了起来,好戏要开始了。 During the player rests in also transmits shouting of staff, „after under I called the player of name please with me together to the stage, made the waiting slightly, the program record had started, thanked everyone's coordination.” 选手休息间里也传来工作人员的呼喊,“下面我叫到名字的选手请跟我一起到舞台后稍作等待,节目录制已经开始了,谢谢大家的配合。” Chen Guang turns the head to look at each other one with mountain Botswanan people, grins to smile, then pushes to the front in the forefront.( To be continued.) 陈光转头和身边的青山博人对视一眼,咧嘴笑笑,然后一马当先走在最前面。(未完待续。)