CGA :: Volume #4

#389: The 2nd idol


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These things, are most evidence, generally some purchase heads of experience, will not leave behind so many handles. 这些东西,都是最实打实的证据,一般有些经验的采购负责人,是不会留下这么多把柄的。 Also strange Wang Ren do, he when constructing link school, abused power on the pupil, to chemical school that same old story, willful insolent, secure, without was serious these suppliers quite the same as, the coercion was not fastidious about any skill, finally gave these people to leave behind many handles in secret. 也怪王仁自己作死,他在建环学院时,在学生头上作威作福惯了,到了化工学院还是那老一套,恣意张狂,有恃无恐,浑然没将这些供应商当回事,吃拿卡要不讲究任何技巧,结果就给这些人暗中留下不少把柄。 Now may be good, all fell to Chen Guang. 现在可好,全落到陈光手里了。 After bustling about one all day, Chen Guang has not returned to the school again, but arrives at Hospital Dachuan(Big River) Province entrance that Wang Ren moved in the car(riage) directly, looked for a hotel to live. 忙乎一整天后,陈光没再回学校,而是直接将车开到了王仁入住的大川省门口,找了个酒店住了下来。 Tomorrow, should go to apology. 明天,就该去“道歉”了。 Just before going to sleep before, Chen Guang first data compilation that these days collected, wrote a long article with the hotel computer. 临睡前,陈光先把这段时间收集来的资料整理了一番,用酒店电脑写了篇长文。 This long article also has no special connotation, makes Wang Long inquire Wu Tong these Eight Trigrams (gossip) that these rumors that in oneself brain thinks , the stories of eight equipment purchasing agents pinch one group. 这长文倒也没什么特别的内涵,就是把武彤王龙打听来的那些八卦,自己脑子里装着的那些传言,还有八家设备采购商的小故事捏成一团。 These once teachership work break story that always said as for Han, he does not plan to write for the time being, these things must remain behind to treat as the heavy case bomb. 至于韩老说的那些曾经的教职工间的故事,他暂且不打算写出去,这些东西都得留到后面当做重磅炸弹。 The well satisfied care inspects the long article that have carved carefully, Chen Guang is quite contented, really oneself have to become the net red potential, even if not send the video, so long as deliberately writes, can become good piece. 心满意足的仔细检查过自己精心雕琢出来的长文,陈光颇为自得,果然自己有成为网红的潜质,哪怕不发视频,只要刻意去写,也是能成为一名不错的段子手的嘛。 This long article, used the alias besides overwhelming majority names, writing that is dramatically, flavorful, once sends, that can look that absolutely being popular tide fluctuates, the anger comes up in great numbers and from all sides, the perfect description mingled among the villain image in school sacred place. 这一篇长文,除了绝大部分名字都用了化名之外,写得那是有声有色,有滋有味,一旦发出去,那绝对能看得人心潮起伏,怒意横生,完美的描述出了个混迹在学校这圣地中的恶棍形象。 Next morning wakes up, Chen Guang first sent in the versatile superman this micro blog seemed like very disorderly a few words, king room Taihang, the savant was unkind. 第二天一早醒来,陈光先在全能超人这个微博上发了看起来很是没头脑的一句话,王屋太行,仁者不仁。 At this time, the total fan of his micro blog counts has pressed up to 4 million. 此时,他这微博的总粉丝数已经直逼四百万。 In the piano performance video of the day before yesterday sending, he led ten disaster bent/tune Aige who the mask will internationally be enjoying a good reputation in the great reputation to challenge, by accurate to make the blood boil performance effect, shocked everyone's ear thoroughly. 前天发上去的钢琴演奏视频中,他带着面具将在国际上享誉盛名的十大难曲挨个挑战了个遍,以精准到让人发指的演奏效果,彻底震撼了所有人的耳朵。 In the person ear that at first this video in does not know the business sounds. Perhaps also only felt , this versatile superman quite fierce, unexpectedly can also play the piano. 起初这视频在不怎么懂行的人耳朵里听起来。或许还只觉得,哦,这个全能超人好厉害,居然还会弹钢琴。 But takes seriously the professional. Grasps the package his each song carefully, 11 comparisons, and after conducting the depth analysis, the world knew fiercely. 但当真正的专业人士。将他的每首曲子仔细抓包,一一比对,并进行深度剖析之后,世人就知道厉害了。 Can shoot the person of piano 20 million, but can shoot the next ten disaster tunes. The hand is not tired cramps, almost no. 会弹钢琴的人千千万,但能一口气弹下十大难曲。手不累得抽筋的,几乎没有。 Not only does not cramp, even is maintaining the player generally accurate performer from beginning to end, historically has also never appeared! 不但不抽筋,甚至从头到尾都保持着播放器一般精准的演奏者,历史上也从未出现过! If in the tail of this video, Chen Guang does not put out has held the pencil and penknife in pocket, performed one round to truncate the masterstroke/divine skill of rose instantaneously, identified, no one can believe this belt/bring mask also was really the same person. 如果不是在这段视频的尾巴里,陈光又拿出一直揣在衣兜里的铅笔与削笔刀,表演了一发瞬间削出玫瑰花的神技,验明正身,都没人敢相信这带着面具的还真是同一个人。 Arrived at this time, people understood the versatile superman this ID meaning finally. 到得此时,人们终于明白了全能超人这个id的含义。 Does for quite a while, does not add V this to the present. Also does not meet the advertisement, only sends the video unceasingly, or sells a sprouting/moe versatile superhuman once for a while, when he net red goal is to make others know unceasingly, the elder brother is shows off, the elder brother is to tell you, no matter makes anything, the elder brothers are strongest! 搞半天,这到现在都不加v。也不接广告,只不断发视频,或者时不时卖个萌的全能超人,他当网红的目的就是不断让别人知道,哥就是来炫耀的,哥就是要告诉你们,不管做什么,哥都是最强! No wonder you must call the versatile superhuman, the brothers you are really quite straightforward! 难怪你要叫全能超人,兄弟你真是好耿直啊! Although his facial skin really good thick appearance, but has not really been able to dispute to the present! 虽然他脸皮真的好厚的样子,但一直到现在还真无法辩驳! In addition. Chen Guang also harvested a coup. 除此之外。陈光还收获了个意外之喜。 Also does not know that was who truncates the pencil video to reprint on the drill tubing his first, decisive was the illegal reprint, has not given him the 10 cents copyright royalty, but that video similarly in the drill tubing and non- refused stubbornly influence that may on obtain astonishingly. 也不知道是谁将他的第一部削铅笔视频转载到了油管上,果断是非法转载,没给他一毛钱版权费,但那部视频同样在油管和非死不可上取得了惊人的影响力。 The overseas netizen calls out in alarm in abundance. This person has the mysterious strength from East! 国外网友纷纷惊呼。这人拥有来自东方的神秘力量! Money has not succeeded in obtaining, the popularity had actually. 钱没到手,知名度倒是有了。 In the time of Chen Guang round of king room Taihang, in Exceedingly High Chalice thump, is reaching as high as more than hundred zhang (3.33 m) pencils to emit from the sea of clouds suddenly, to poke a day of potential to rise straight from the ground again. 正在陈光发王屋太行的当儿,通天圣杯里咯噔一声,一支高达百余丈的铅笔从云海中猛然冒出,再以戳天之势拔地而起。 Second World inside the Grail was greatly complete! 第二个杯中界大圆满了! Most does not have the truncation pencil that the egg uses. 正是最无卵用的削铅笔之界。 The same section video in domestic and foreign blossoms together, he will be on this star most will truncate pencil the fact of person to be known this matter's person approval by overwhelming majorities. Greatly was naturally complete. 同一部视频在国内外齐齐开花,他是这星球上最会削铅笔的人的事实已经被绝大多数知道此事的人认可。自然就大圆满了。 As the pencil idol rises straight from the ground in the sea of clouds, strength during faith then from remotely is, gathers together. 随着铅笔神像在云海中拔地而起,一缕缕信念之力便从遥远虚空之中,齐齐聚拢而来。 Chen Guang carries the cup to stand near the hotel window, sipped the mouth fresh hot spicy Longjing tea gently, is welcoming morning sun, is blowing the morning breeze, compels on the standard straight clouds eight thousand li (500 km). 陈光端着杯子站在酒店窗户边,轻轻抿了口新鲜热辣的龙井,迎着朝阳,吹着晨风,逼格直上云霄八千里。 He looks at the strength of faith flickers, in the heart full is cocky. 他看着忽明忽暗的信念之力,心中满是得瑟。 Today's elder brother, grown stronger a point. 今天的哥,又变强了一点。 In vain elder brother pains, this net is not red, although makes less than the 10 cents, but to set up an idol with ease, is worthwhile! 不枉哥一番苦心,这网红虽然赚不到一毛钱,但就冲着这么轻松立了个神像,值当啊! Drinks water again, enters World inside the Grail. 再喝一口水,进个杯中界 When he sets up in the body sea of clouds, is finding Colored Glaze is turning over anything regarding the Alto idol and pencil idol, sees only her whole body to bind in the dense fog, the high and low fluttering, is quite busy. 当他立身云海之中时,正瞧见琉璃围绕着奥拓神像与铅笔神像在倒腾个什么,只见她浑身裹在迷雾中,上下翻飞,忙得不亦乐乎。 Sir Colored Glaze! Are we powerful? Lay down to set upright the idol to you, how you must praise me!” The Chen Guang mood excellently, is saying cheerfully. 琉璃大人!咱还算给力吧?躺着就给你把神像竖起来了,你要怎么嘉奖我呀!”陈光心情大好,乐呵呵的说着。 Has not thought that Colored Glaze in upper air stares his one eyes wickedly, also had a face saying that what bird thing your oneself did have a look at the second idol you to set up?” 不曾想,高空里的琉璃恶狠狠瞪他一眼,“还有脸说,你自己看看第二个神像你立了个什么鸟东西?” Chen Guang the language knot, „does pencil, what issue have for a while?” 陈光一时语结,“铅笔啊,有什么问题吗?” Gruff goods! Your oneself see clearly two idols the differences! If I you, I ask myself a tofu to kill, is simply disgraceful!” “憨货!你自己看清楚两个神像的差别呢!我要是你,我就找块豆腐把自己撞死,简直丢人现眼!” Also does not know that she is bustling about anything, but she in a moment with firing the spear/gun is the same, as if said one tired. 也不知道她到底在忙乎个什么,但她说话就和打枪一样,仿佛多说一句都累。 Chen Guang has to look, really the egg hurts. 陈光只得自己看去,果然蛋疼至极。 Originally, attaches the faith strength of under pencil idol is really few and thin , compared with the Alto idol, persists in knocking the chen person. 原来,附着在铅笔神像下的信念之力真是又少又细,和奥拓神像比起来,坚持磕碜人。 This no wonder, in the world deliberately will also practice to truncate the humanities of pencil is not many, in the brain will devise that who is in history strongest lead editorial corrections, cherishes. 这也难怪,世上会刻意去练习削铅笔的人本就不多,会在脑子里构想谁是史上最强铅笔削手的,更是稀罕。 Also is his video reluctantly some influences, mixed strength of the faith somewhat, but in addition perhaps 10 million people. 也就是他的视频勉强有些影响力,才多多少少混到了点信念之力,但加起来恐怕连一千万人都不到。 In addition, these people worship him to truncate the pencil skill the thought that is also far less than to worship Car God is so strong, the strength of faith between both has, the nature measures, is no comparison between them completely. 除此之外,这些人崇拜他削铅笔技巧的念头,也远不如崇拜车神那样浓烈,两者之间产生的信念之力,无论是质还是量,都完全不可同日而语。 „Your this second idol poured water! Has a basket to use! The strength of faith is connected including the above 1/1000 of not to have! You are the pit old lady!” “你这第二个神像注水了啊!有个篮子用啊!信念之力连上一个的千分之一都没有!你是坑老娘吧!” Deeply feels oneself were deceived Sir Colored Glaze, very uncomfortable stares his one eyes from afar, then no longer manages him, waves the arms about again, compelled World inside the Grail him. 深感自己被糊弄了的琉璃大人,非常不爽的远远瞪他一眼,然后不再理他,再是一甩手,将他逼出了杯中界 Chen Guang is also awkward, „can this blame me? Isn't the mosquito leg the meat? Is World inside the Grail that your oneself give is too obviously weak!” 陈光也是尴尬,“这能怪我咯?蚊子腿就不是肉咯?明明是你自己给的杯中界太弱啊!” On the other hand, looked the appearance that she bustles about, always does not feel steadfastly. 话说回来,看她那么上上下下忙乎的样子,总觉得心里不踏实。 Calculates to ask, should come sooner or later must come, what no matter she is turning over, in any case, will not kill own not? 算求,该来的迟早要来,甭管她在倒腾啥,反正,不会害死自己的不是吗? Goes out, goes downstairs, prints the book the long article that last night wrote, photocopied several again, pinched directly soars the province hospital in the hand, was the time makes slow Lizheng know fiercely. 出门,下楼,把昨晚写的长文打印成册子,再复印个几份,捏在手里直奔省医院,是时候让徐立正知道厉害了。 Even if I am ants, so long as the toxicity is violent, same can bite you to swell!( To be continued.) 哪怕我是只蝼蚁,只要毒性猛烈,一样能一口咬得你肿起来!(未完待续。)
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