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#22: 1 pile of firecrackers


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Hahahaha! Brother Guang you look, this buddy was really miserable.” Bai Fan not good smiling must double with laughter, is laughing, while cell phone front health/guard heaven looks swayingly, but also stretches out the finger to direct to screen on picture, this buddy is also not easy, saved individual even, unexpectedly shot to such awkward situation. You look at his underpants, is really the good shy appearance, is the check triangle underpants, hahahaha, has, on his buttocks has a hole! Sees not to have, has a hole!” The fist knuckle of Chen Guang pinches the straight sound, poor cocky Lady White Snake does not know completely, the god of death is covering him step by step. “哈哈哈哈!光哥你看,这哥们真是太惨了。”白凡十分无良的笑得前仰后合,一边嘻嘻哈哈着,一边将手机在卫天望面前晃晃悠悠,还伸出手指对着屏幕上的照片指指点点,“这哥们也是不容易啊,救个人就算了,居然给人拍到这么尴尬的处境。你看他这内裤,真是好羞涩的样子,还是格子三角内裤呢,哈哈哈哈,还有还有,他屁股上有个洞!看见没,有个洞啊!”陈光的拳头指节捏得啪啪啪直响,正穷得瑟的白娘子完全不知道,死神正在一步步笼罩他。 I choked to death you......” Chen Guang unable to endure, is planning chirp the fellow to choke to death the air-drying Bai Fan this gua when the city gate building, this goods turned the head unexpectedly, is seeing Leader class flower/spend Sun Xiaoxun to walk, suspended the cell phone to Sun Xiaoxun in front, class leader Sir you also read this news? How you said in this world to have such unlucky person, saves others to deserve the big hero obviously, finally these not good reporter works as the bordered news incoming telegram him unexpectedly, is quite pitiful.” “我掐死你……”陈光忍不了了,正打算将白凡这呱噪的家伙掐死风干在城门楼上时,这货居然把脑袋一扭,正看见班花班长孙小逊走过来,又是把手机摆到孙小逊面前,“班长大人你也看了这新闻的吧?你说这世上怎么有这么倒霉的人,明明救了人应该当大英雄的,结果这些无良记者居然把他当花边新闻来报,好可怜啊。” Sun Xiaoxun looked at the Bai Fan cell phone, above Chen Guang that back, on the briefs the crack big feature article, are many on your matter, I have the proper business.” 孙小逊看了眼白凡的手机,上面正是陈光那背影,还有三角裤上破洞的大特写,“就你事多,我这有正事呢。” Although on the mouth said that but this gentle females from south of the lower reaches of the Yangze River actually could not bear watched two pictures secretly, is thinking at heart secretly, Bai Fan this fellow was really excessive, although others were cranked up this, was a little pitiful, but others good and evil was also the big hero of life-saving, isn't your working as the laughingstock others? However, but also let alone, his stature is really really good. 虽然嘴上这么说,但这位来自江南水乡的温婉女子却还是忍不住偷偷多看了两眼照片,心里暗暗想着,白凡这家伙真是太过分了,虽然人家被拍成这样,是有点可怜,但别人好歹也是救了人的大英雄啊,你这不也在把别人当笑柄吗?不过呢,还真别说,他的身材真好呢。 What proper business can have? Also can be fun than this matter?” Bai Fan hehe is continue say: Class leader you looks at his underpants, you said, this anything age, some people wore such uncouth underpants unexpectedly, ha hahahaha...... above this hole...... this position...... this hole...... oh was not good, I cannot breathe.” “能有什么正事?还能比这事更好玩?”白凡嘿嘿着继续说道:“班长你看他这内裤,你说说,这都什么年代了,居然还有人穿这么俗气的内裤,哈哈哈哈哈……上面这个洞……这位置……这个洞……哎哟不行了,我喘不过气来了。” Bai Fan very exaggerating hehe laughs, while very optional is patting the shoulder of nearby Chen Guang, his behavior was a little artificial, but was not strange, although Sun Xiaoxun did not have to look for Chen Guang that Wen Wen big School Beauty is so dazzling frequently, but actually also had a region of rivers and lakes daughter gentle moving, pretty lovable. 白凡一边十分夸张的嘿嘿大笑,一边十分随意的拍着旁边陈光的肩膀,他这行为就是有点做作了,不过也不奇怪,孙小逊虽然没有经常来找陈光的那个文雯校花那么耀眼,但其实也自有一番水乡女儿的温婉动人,娇俏可爱。 Although Lady White Snake mother artillery, but likes actually woman, although Sun Xiaoxun does not have to his 10 cents meaning, but sexually harasses the opportunity of class leader like today frankly and uprightly, is quite rare, he appeared some to be hysteric. 白娘子虽然娘炮,但喜欢的其实还是女人,虽然孙小逊对他一毛钱意思都没有,但像今天这样光明正大调戏班长的机会,可是相当难得,以至于他显得有些过于歇斯底里了。 While he is patting the shoulder of Chen Guang unscrupulously, Chen Guang both hands have traced to his nape of the neck behind, the palm of the hand of Sun Xiaoxun also lifted, planned when to the Bai Fan head one next, Lady White Snake's movement actually fierce, seemed remembered anything suddenly, patted the hand of Chen Guang shoulder to live suddenly. 正当他肆无忌惮的拍着陈光的肩膀,陈光双手已经不知不觉间摸到他脖颈后面,孙小逊的巴掌也抬了起来,打算给白凡脑袋一下时,白娘子的动作却突然猛的一顿,好似想起了什么,拍陈光肩膀的手突然顿住了。 The Chen Guang heart surges not the wonderful feeling, prepared to seize the hand of Bai Fan neck to receive calmly, waits to the words that this goods are then going to say gravely. 陈光心头涌起不妙的感觉,准备掐住白凡脖子的手不动声色的收了回来,对这货接下来将要说出的话严正以待。 Really so! 果然如此! Bai Fan fierce has transferred the head, is staring Chen Guang stubbornly, words that Brother Guang, did not remember incorrectly......” 白凡猛的转过脑袋来,死死瞪着陈光,“光哥,没记错的话……” Do not ask me! My what does not know!” Chen Guang will draw back a chair in the future, spread out with Bai Fan. “别问我!我神马也不知道!”陈光往后退了一张椅子,和白凡拉开了距离。 ultimately useless, Bai Fan pats the palm ruthlessly, right! I remember that you have such triangle underpants! On your underpants also has a hole!” 然并卵,白凡狠狠一拍手掌,“对了!我记得你就有这么一条三角内裤啊!你内裤上也有个洞啊!” I go to your seven maternal uncle grandmothers, you record clearly, even buttocks the position on that hole my underpants for the wool remember! 我去你七舅姥姥的,你为毛把我内裤记这么清楚,连屁股上的那洞的位置都记得! Chen Guang face one black, closes my hair Shi! Coincidence! This radically is the coincidence! Do not think so me, I do not do the base! You shut up to me! In any case is not I!” 陈光脸一黑,“关我毛事!巧合!这根本就是巧合!别这么看着我,我不搞基!你给我闭嘴!反正不是我!” Bai Fan was spurted a face by the Chen Guang spittle, then asked has tarried Sun Xiaoxun, class leader, you letter/believed him to say?” 白凡陈光唾沫星子喷了一脸,回头问已经呆住了的孙小逊,“班长,你信他说的吗?” Blushing on Sun Xiaoxun face all of a sudden became more, partly is obstructing the face, somewhat timid looks at Chen Guang, at once shakes the head slightly, „ did not believe. 孙小逊脸上的红晕一下子变得更多了,半遮着脸,有些怯生生的看着陈光,旋即微微摇头,“不信。 Draws Bai Fan, Chen Guang has been pointing at the eyes, looks at my eye, is sincere! I said that is not I! It is not I!” ”拉过白凡,陈光指着自己眼睛,“看我眼睛,多真诚!我都说了那不是我!不是我啊!” He must collapse. 他要崩溃了。 I had studied diligently two days of performing skills obviously fully, «Self- Training I of Actor» looked at second! 我明明已经整整钻研了两天的演技啊,《演员的自我修养》我都看第二遍了啊! Even if my performing skill cannot compare the movie king, at least will still be the degree of actor can be nominated! 我这演技就算比不上影帝,至少也该是个可以被提名的演员的程度了啊! For a wool use? 为毛一点用处都没有? Chen Guang started to suspect the life. 陈光开始怀疑人生了。 The Bai Fan look glances, sees to put that «Actor Self- Training» on school desk following the Chen Guang look, curls the lip, Brother Guang, do not develop, you really do not have that talent, I am completely assured.” 白凡眼神一瞟,顺着陈光的眼神也看到摆在课桌上的那本《演员的自我修养》,撇撇嘴,“光哥,别演了,你真没那种天分,我已经完全笃定了。” In any case is not I! How casual you said!” The Chen Guang mouth pulls out, at this moment, can only use the unique skill, refused stubbornly to acknowledge mistakes. “反正就不是我!随便你们怎么说!”陈光嘴一抽,事到如今,只能使出绝招,死不认账了。 Lady White Snake, you do not toot one's own horn toward Chen Guang, probably for fear that everyone does not know that you two are the good base friend to be the same. You looked in the report writes? The speed of others underpants superman crawl almost caught up with the national record quickly, I without remembering incorrectly the words, this university three years I would have no to see Chen Guang to get down the water? Greatly temporary swimming class, Chen Guang you seemed like in the water walk in the past?” In the meantime, broadcasts a vague sound from Chen Guang and Bai Fan. “白娘子,你就别往陈光脸上贴金了,好像生怕大家不知道你们两个是好基友一样。你看报道里面写的没?人家内裤超人自由泳的速度几乎都快赶上全国纪录了,我没记错的话,这大学三年我就没见陈光下过水吧?大一时的游泳课,陈光你好像是在水里走过去的吧?”就在此时,从陈光白凡背后传来个不阴不阳的声音。 Go away! Without your matter, we and you are not ripe!” Bai Fan ill-humored then stares, the whole face is uncomfortable. “滚开!没你事,我们和你不熟!”白凡没好气的回头瞪了眼,满脸不爽。 In behind said that what sarcastic remark is a giant named Pan Jiang, this person is sturdier than Bear Two, is the main force small forward of school basketball team. 在后面说风凉话的是个叫潘江的大个子,这人个头比熊二还壮实,是学校篮球队的主力小前锋。 The Wujing university as the large-scale comprehensive class schools of several tens of thousands students, the main force members of school basketball team not big or small big could also be a character. 五京大学作为数万学生的大型综合类学校,校篮球队的主力成员不大小不小也算得上是个人物了。 This goods because of this skill, always have keen eyesight in withstand/top, is much more rampant in the class. 这货就因为自己这点本事,向来眼高于顶,在班上嚣张得紧。 By Pan Jiang in the main force status of school basketball team, does not lack the girlfriend, just entered the school time, the short two months he traded three. 潘江在校篮球队的主力身份,是不缺女朋友的,刚进校的时候,短短两个月他就换了三个。 This, afterward this grandson unexpectedly in friends from childhood of another male student class outstanding corner, when others look for his theory, he knocks down without delay. 这也就罢了,后来这孙子居然把班上另一个男生的青梅竹马给翘了墙角,别人找他理论时,他二话不说就把人打翻在地。 Originally everyone always water penetration does not violate the river water, the good and evil is also a classmate, but in the Chen Guang bedroom four people are the personalities of straightforward person, really must not exposed to this goods be so excessive, four people help over that schoolmate, straightened up Pan Jiang. 本来大家一向进水不犯河水,好歹也是同班同学,但陈光寝室里四个人都是耿直人的性格,实在见不得这货如此过分,四个人就一齐帮那同学出头,把潘江拾掇了一顿。 Bear Two this boy has not really boasted, although without Pan Jiang tall robust, really does the battle efficiency is not really bad, a person is decisive Pan Jiang pulls out turns on the ground, afterward this matter got bigger and bigger, almost turned into the Chen Guang bedroom four people to lead that young fellow to resist the entire basketball school team, the school leader acts to give this matter according to finally. 熊二这小子还真没吹牛,虽然没潘江高壮,真干起来战斗力真不差,一个人就果断把潘江抽翻在地上,后来这事越闹越大,几乎变成陈光寝室四人带着那小伙一齐对抗整个篮球校队,学校领导最终出面才把这事给按了下去。 Afterward that was skidded the schoolmate in corner to think that did not have the face to stay when this class, big two transferred the department, but the mountain ridge between Chen Guang bedroom and Pan Jiang tied. 后来那个被撬了墙角的同学觉得没脸在这班上呆下去,大二时就转了系,但陈光寝室和潘江之间的梁子就这么结了下来。 The Chen Guang four people relate enough the iron, Pan Jiang easily do not dare to raise a rumpus to provoke, but on the mouth once for a while is mystifying, both sides are impolite to whom. 只是陈光四人关系够铁,潘江也轻易不敢动手动脚招惹,但嘴上却时不时阴阳怪气的,双方谁也对谁不客气。 „Does Lady White Snake, you under punch is?” Although Pan Jiang cannot be victorious Bear Two, but was roared by unexpectedly effeminate, is some fires is big. “白娘子,你欠揍是不是?”潘江虽然打不过熊二,但居然被个娘娘腔吼了,也是有些火大。 Mother, how? To fight?” Lady White Snake is also a point firecracker, this must pat doing of table getting up real blade solid spear/gun. “妈的,怎么?想打架?”白娘子也是个一点就着的炮仗,这就要拍桌子起来真刀实枪的干了。 Chen Guang in nearby acts, according to returning to the chair comes up Bai Fan, does not need to jabber the skin with this person, do not respond him.” 陈光在旁边一把出手,把白凡按回椅子上去,“没必要和这种人磨嘴皮,别搭理他。” Chen Guang has own consideration, heard that the national university student basketball league almost must start, at this time school basketball team's position when production costs rise, prices rise too in school, if really had/left the matter, must suffer a loss. 陈光有自己的考虑,听说全国大学生篮球联赛差不多要开始了,这时候校篮球队在学校里的身份地位水涨船高,如果真出了事情,恐怕要吃亏。 Today this Pan Jiang stirs up trouble suddenly, refers to being uncertain he to wait to accept a challenge, good to be noisy the matter, finally the school will definitely help his school team main force, at that time that time fought everyone to be marked misconduct, now big three, making to dismiss, rather gain does not equal the loss. 今天这潘江突然挑事,指不定他就等着自己这边应战,好把事情闹大,最后学校肯定会偏帮他这个校队主力,当时那次打架大家都被记了过,现在都大三了,给弄得开除了,未免得不偿失。 „, Instigates the goods.” Pan Jiang saw Chen Guang is not swindled, but also blocked Bai Fan, toot toot shouts, he also wants to continue violent Bai Fan. “切,怂货。”潘江陈光不上当,还拦住了白凡,嘟嘟嚷嚷一声,他还想继续激白凡 Chen Guang then visits him, in the look is glittering the ray of danger, to knowing good from bad of Pan Jiang, his some are impatient. 陈光回头看着他,眼神里闪烁着危险的光芒,对潘江的不知好歹,他有些不耐烦了。 Chen Guang also is never the temper of being afraid of getting into trouble, otherwise initially when stirred up trouble facing Zheng He, neat pulling out will not fling the stick to come the important person short remaining life. 陈光也从来就不是怕事的性子,不然当初在面对郑河挑事的时候,也不会干脆利落的掏出甩棍来要人老命了。 „Does Pan Jiang, want to make us be dismissed? Ok, I can help you, do we go out single practice?” Chen Guang is pointing at the nose of Pan Jiang, said cold. 潘江,想让我们被开除是不是?行,我可以成全你,我们出去单练?”陈光指着潘江的鼻子,冷然说道。 Pan Jiang stares, knows Chen Guang that four people of groups, although seems like headed by Chen Guang, but most can hit is actually lying on the school desk sleeps like a log Bear Two, oneself cannot be victorious Bear Two, the non- delegates'conference fears your Chen Guang! 潘江一愣,都知道陈光那个四人组虽然看起来是以陈光为首,但最能打的其实是正趴在课桌上睡得死死的熊二,自己打不过熊二,可不代表会怕你陈光啊! But why does not know, he was staring by Chen Guang like this, felt like that some infant, as if oneself present really must go out single practice with him, will suffer a loss general. 但又不知道为何,他被陈光这样盯着,心里却又觉得有些毛毛的,似乎自己现在真要和他出去单练,就会吃大亏一般。 Bear Two, getting up clerk!” That side Bai Fan a palm of the hand has actually clapped on having a long lazy sleep Bear Two, woke this silly big. 熊二,起来干事了!”那边白凡却已经一巴掌拍在睡懒觉的熊二头上,把这个傻大个弄醒了过来。 Bear Two opens eyes blurry, lifts the head, does?” 熊二迷迷糊糊睁眼,抬起脑袋来,“干嘛啊?” Bai Fan points out mistakes with Pan Jiang that Chen Guang is in sharp opposition, this grandson under punched. On! Bites him!” 白凡一指正和陈光针锋相对的潘江,“这孙子又欠揍了。上!咬他!” WTF! Court death! Punches your!” 卧槽!找死!揍你丫的!” Worthily was Bear Two, mother egg this directly on! In classroom directly on! He has stepped on the school desk to jump! 不愧是熊二,妈蛋这直接就上了!在教室里直接就上了!他已经踩着课桌跳起来了! Without the prelude, does not need the reason, to go ahead! 没有前奏,无须理由,说干就干! 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