Chapter 470 smiled the dead alien 第470章笑死外星人了 The Newtonian mechanics, only suits the classical universe in fact, must say that really all follow three big laws also not necessarily. 牛顿力学,事实上只适合经典宇宙,要说真的一切都遵循三大定律也未必。 But at least, in the existing stage, it as before is the classical law, many places must use it. 可至少,在现有阶段,它依旧是经典定律,很多地方还要用到它。 However before alien, these perhaps ten points of laughable. 然而在外星人面前,这些或许十分之可笑。 Had a look at the appearance of alien to know, smiled quickly insanely...... 看看外星人的样子就知道了,都快笑疯了…… „Are our scientific theories the jokes?” “我们的科学理论是笑话吗？” „This also too attacked the person......” “这也太打击人了……” When everyone surface compensates smiles, some scientists are uncomfortable, but imagines carefully, this is also indisputable. 在大家表面赔笑之际,有些科学家心里很不是滋味,可仔细想象,这也无可厚非。 They and others bad 100,000 years of experience, let alone was 100,000 years, several thousand years ago cognition are very laughable at the present. 他们和人家差了十万年的见识,别说是十万年了,几千年前的认知在现在都很可笑。 Substitutes the angle of alien to look, the earthman places in the form of axiom ‚law’ the material seriously, presents to her, this is presenting a joke collection completely. 代入到外星人的角度看,地球人一本正经地将‘定律’以公理的形式放在资料里,呈现给她,这完全就是在呈现一本笑话集。 „May be also insufficient to smile this.” Has the physicist to say in secret. “可也不至于笑成这样吧。”有个物理学家暗中说道。 „Has the cultural difference reason, the modern people saw the theory that the ancient talked nonsense was not necessarily able to smile this, but that has had long known, after all was all connected, therefore had at heart expected.” “有文化差异的缘故,现代人看到古人一些胡说八道的理论未必会笑成这样,可那是早就知道,毕竟一脉相承,所以心里有了预期。” A sociologist said in a low voice: „But the alien is different, you think that a joke has listened similarly, naturally cannot be funny. But the alien she does not know that the earthman knows the world, no psychological expectation, sees our scientific theories suddenly, probably a person who looked at the joke, heard suddenly some ‚brain hole opened greatly’ smiles to be the same.” 一名社会学家低声道:“可外星人不一样,你想啊,一个笑话听过类似的,自然不会多好笑了。但外星人她并不知道地球人是这么认识世界的,没有心理预期,突然看到我们的科学理论,就好像一个看多了笑话的人,突然听到某个‘脑洞大开’的笑点一样。” The physiological difference and in the cultural difference huge situation, smiles naturally also to miss extremely. 生理差异、文化差异巨大的情况下,笑点自然也差得极远。 Some truly daily joke on Earth, because the daily life is different, therefore the alien will not have the response. For example some stems of ridicule physiology, the alien physiology structure is different, naturally does not have the feelings. 地球上的一些真正日常笑话,因为日常生活不一样,所以外星人根本不会有反应。比如嘲笑生理的一些梗,人家外星人生理结构都不一样,自然没感触。 But the science is different, that is an objectivity observation summary. Some physical movement phenomena, are Earth have, the extraterrestrial also has. 可科学不同,那是一种客观性的观察总结。一些物理运动现象,是地球有,外星也有的。 Therefore the theory is even if wrong, or is inaccurate, the alien can also understand, knows that these laws are saying anything. 所以哪怕理论是错的,或不准确的,外星人也看得懂,知道这些定律在说什么。 In understanding these laws in saying anything's situation, there is in a corresponding resonance feeling situation, can obtain, if the earthman and alien, have ‚common language’, that certainly is the scientific language, the mathematical linguistics. 在明白这些定律在说什么的情况下,有相应的共鸣感的情况下,就可以得出,如果地球人与外星人,有‘共同语言’,那一定是科学语言,数学语言。 Because these two bypassed the cultural difference. 因为这两者是绕过了文化差异的。 In the mechanics, the black ball civilization, violated certainly some theories to be wrong in the past, cognitive dissonance. 力学上,当年黑球文明,一定也犯了一些理论错误,认知偏差。 This is the limit of time, but black ball civilization in the past wrong understanding about science, not necessarily with the present Earth as wrong as same point. 这是时代的局限,不过黑球文明当年对科学的错误认识,未必和现在的地球错到同一个点上。 Therefore Earth ‚physics joke’, in extraterrestrial person eyes, perhaps unusual brain hole elegant...... 所以地球的‘物理学笑话’,在外星人眼里,或许非常的脑洞清奇…… „Alien does not smile low, perhaps she smiles in oneself civilization very high also perhaps.” “外星人不是笑点低,也许她在自己的文明里笑点挺高的也说不定。” „But under various factors, the scientific theory of Earth, actually just hit the G points of alien.” “但是在各种因素下,地球的科学理论,却刚好击中了外星人的G点。” The advisory group made clear the condition quickly. 顾问团很快就搞清楚了状况。 Do they do? They are responsible for analyzing the alien behavior, and offers the suggestion. 他们是干什么的？他们就是负责分析外星人行为,并给出建议的。 The aliens make any behavior, they must understand exhaustively the back profound meaning, provides the convenience for the diplomatic work. 外星人做出任何行为,他们都要绞尽脑汁地去理解背后的深意,为外交工作提供便利。 The present alien, looks at the Newtonian mechanics, smiled the dog unexpectedly, this was not the minor matter, the representatives attached great importance to very! 眼前的外星人,看个牛顿力学,竟然笑成狗了,这可不是什么小事,各国代表十分重视！ But this back truth , not being hard brain makes up. 而这背后的道理,也并不难以脑补。 An alien, the technical and in the cultural difference enormous situation, looked that their scientific law feelings are very funny, matter that this is not very difficult to understand. 一个外星人,技术、文化差异极大的情况下,看他们的科学定律感觉很搞笑,这不是很难理解的事。 But is the main key that they some time ago, just set what? Is thinking the method makes the alien happy. 而他们不久前,刚定的基调是什么？正是想着法儿让外星人开心。 The alien does not understand the art of Earth, looked that the comedy of Earth is also unemotional, finally looked that the Newtonian mechanics instead hit to smile the point. 没想到,外星人不懂地球的艺术,看地球的喜剧也面无表情,结果看牛顿力学反而击中笑点了。 „She smiles real rare and beautiful flowers......” “她笑点真奇葩啊……” „But there is to smile to be easy to do!” “但是有笑点就好办了！” They before to show the happiness of Earth, prepared many artists, naturally also includes the comic show artist, is thinking coaxes the alien. 他们之前为了展现地球的美好,准备了很多艺术家,其中自然也包括喜剧表演艺术家,正是想着哄外星人的。 Afterward discovered the alien and their art cell in a dimension, did not give up this type coaxing the plan that the person smiled directly. 后来发现外星人与他们艺术细胞不在一个次元,就放弃了这种直接哄人笑的方案。 But now, this plan must carry out, but does not use these comedians, on scientist! 但现在,这个方案要重新执行了,只不过不用那些喜剧演员,科学家上吧！ The science is the universe is most classical, truly unfailing comedy theme! 科学才是宇宙最经典的,真正经久不衰的喜剧题材！ Earth talk show Grandmaster, in theoretical physics educational world! 地球脱口秀大师,就在理论物理学界！ ...... …… „Each planet surrounds Sun to operate along the respective elliptical orbit, but Sun is in the focus of oval......” “每一个行星都沿各自的椭圆轨道环绕太阳运行,而太阳则处在椭圆的一个焦点中……” „What? Did you say again?” “什么？你再说一遍？” „Each planet......” “每一个行星……” „Hahahaha! That opens...... opens......” “哈哈哈哈！那个开……开……” „Kepler......” “开普勒……” „Ha, that Kepler is a talent!” “哈哈哈,那个开普勒是个人才！” „......” “……” Looks that the alien was given to amuse by the Kepler planetary motion three big laws, scatters the poor element greatly, the theoretical physics educational world pain is joyful. 看着外星人被开普勒行星运动三大定律给逗乐,大撒穷元素,理论物理学界痛并快乐着。 Told that the law of classical physics world, before the alien is the comic shows. 讲述经典物理学界的定律,在外星人面前就是一个个喜剧表演。 The Newtonian mechanics is a piece, Kepler planetary motion is three big jokes. 牛顿力学就是个段子,开普勒行星运动是三大笑话。 Naturally, not all things were laughed, like the thermodynamics, the alien smiles lightly. 当然,也并非所有东西都被笑话,像热力学,外星人就只是淡淡地一笑。 But mathematical theorem, then cannot touch smiling of alien completely. 而数学定理,则完全触不到外星人的笑点。 Through keeping observing to summarize, everyone discovered, the math cannot touch to smile to be very normal, the math is the rigorous master tool, has no relations with the observation precision and technical limit, therefore is at most useless, but will not have the mistake, will not have anything to be funny. 通过不停地观察总结,大家发现,数学触不到笑点很正常,数学是严谨的基础工具,跟观测精度和技术局限没什么关系,所以顶多没用,而不会有错,更不会有什么好笑的。 Waits for few laws had not been smiled as for the thermodynamics, explained that either smiles a hackneyed stuff, the black ball civilization had also made similar mistake, either...... radically is right. 至于热力学等极少数定律没有被笑,说明要么笑点老套,黑球文明曾经也犯过类似的错误,要么……根本就是对的。 „That metal, should be the state-of-art material of others civilized present age, it also violated the thermodynamics.” “那块黑色金属,应该是人家文明当代的尖端材料吧,它本身也违反热力学了。” „Yes, I think that the thermal energy learned was smiled miserably. That metal, I observed was very long, as if all granules were stagnate, no, felt that from the start was not the granule constitution, was together the inalienable Planck limit material, was enlarged macroscopic......” “是啊,我本以为热力学会被笑得最惨。那块黑色金属,我观察很久了,似乎所有粒子都是停滞的,不,感觉压根就不是粒子构成,乃是一块不可分割的普朗克极限物质,被放大到了宏观……” „, We believe, explained exactly that technological gap was really big.” “啧,我们这么认为,恰恰说明那技术差距实在是太大了。” Several scientists are chatting, Canadian representative urged in the one side: „Do not chat! Who should go on stage? You, Dr. Gariot, was about to say one.” 几个科学家聊着,加国代表在一旁催促道:“别聊了！该谁上场了？你,加里奥博士,快上去说一个。” „......” Dr. Gariot does not know whether to laugh or cry comes up. “……”加里奥博士哭笑不得地上去。 He is a theoretical physicist, this moment country makes him speak the joke to the alien. 他是一名理论物理学家,此刻国家却让他给外星人讲笑话。 Thinks, he has not said the law, but said a suspicion. 想了想,他没有说定律,而是说了一个猜想。 „The quality survey way of neutrino for......” “中微子的质量测算方式为……” The Gariot's lengthy speech before the alien got up, even put out his design paper from the laboratory. 加里奥在外星人面前长篇大论起来了,甚至从实验室里拿出了他的设计图纸。 Everyone gawked, because he said is a difficult problem that studies: How to survey the quality of neutrino? 所有人都愣了,因为他说得是自己正在专攻的一个难题:如何测算到中微子的质量？ Regarding this, he gave a feeling very reasonable plan unexpectedly. 对此,他竟然给出了一个感觉很合理的方案。 One set of complete physical model got up by the construction, theoretically, his way is feasible, so long as toward this direction manufactures the qualified precision analyzer, can measure the quality of neutrino. 一套完整的物理模型被架构起来,从理论上来说,他的方式可行,只要朝这个方向制作出合格的精密分析仪,就能测量出中微子的质量。 „Hahahaha!” The long-drawn-out elder sister listens few, smiles excitedly, and design original manuscript that has seized that blueprint and Gariot. “哈哈哈哈！”悠姐听没几下,就激动地笑起来,并一把夺过了那份图纸及加里奥的设计原稿。 These materials, about constructed a complex model, this is the state-of-art theory. 这些资料,合起来构建了一个复杂的模型,这是尖端理论。 „Writes down quickly!” That side the blue white society, Canaan records crazily, is excited. “快记下来！”蓝白社那边,迦南疯狂地记录着,非常兴奋。 Yes, this is one set without the confirmation, because the engineering has not attained a designated standard, but theory suspicion that cannot prove. 是的,这是一套未经验证,因为工程学尚未达标,而不能去证明的理论猜想。 However, Canaan wants is this, because them, let alone the feasible scheme of survey neutrino mass, does the neutrino have the quality, is still proving! 但是,迦南要的就是这个,因为他们这边,别说测量中微子质量的可行方案,就连中微子到底有没有质量,都还在证明中！ Here is copying the answer crazily, that side long-drawn-out elder sister was ridiculing crazily. 这边在疯狂地抄答案,那边悠姐则在疯狂地嘲笑。 „This anything...... ha haha......” long-drawn-out elder sister grabs the material to smile. “这什么啊……哈哈哈……”悠姐抓着资料笑着。 Another blue white She: „Lying trough! Their scientific research foundations were higher than us were too more, this configuration was too simply good!” 另一头蓝白社:“卧槽！他们的科研基础比我们高太多了,这构型简直太棒了！” „How ha haha...... do you think? Earth scientist...... ha! Too funny!” The long-drawn-out elder sister is shaking the head to say. “哈哈哈……你怎么想的？地球科学家……哈哈哈！太好笑了！”悠姐摇着头道。 Another blue white She: „Oh, how is this thinks? Provided important new way of thinking to the survey neutrino mass! Before then this domain we are completely the blanks!” 另一头蓝白社:“天哪,这是怎么想的？给测量中微子质量提供了重要的新思路！在此之前这块领域我们完全是空白的！” The alien who Dr. Gariot looks at Le Chenggou, smiles bitterly and astringently. 加里奥博士看着乐成狗的外星人,苦涩一笑。 This is his painstaking care for a lifetime, although all establish theoretically, is only the unconfirmed plan, but this was also human can take only the theory feasible scheme. 这是他一辈子的心血,虽然一切都建立在理论上,只是未经证实的方案,但这也是人类唯一可以拿得出来的理论可行方案了。 Has not thought in the extraterrestrial person eyes, unexpectedly so laughable. 没想到在外星人眼中,竟是如此的可笑。 The long-drawn-out elder sister sees that to say with a smile: „I want to notice that you make the thing, went to the reality to survey the data the appearance, was well dry, when the time comes must draw up a more interesting plan to come...... ha!” 悠姐见状笑道:“我太想看到你们把东西做出来,去实际测量出数据的样子了,好好干,到时候一定要拿出更有趣的方案来……哈哈哈！” Some Gariot strange say/way: „To wrong?” 加里奥有些奇怪道:“到底对还是错啊？” „This plan we have not thought that the mentality was too elegant...... ha! This troubled too...... was also too funny, the words that but I must measure with this method, can measure, you are uncertain...... ha.” The long-drawn-out elder sister said with a smile. “这个方案我们从来没想到过,思路太清奇了……哈哈哈！这麻烦得也太……太搞笑了,不过我非要用这个方法来测的话,是可以测出来的,你们就不一定了……哈哈哈。”悠姐笑道。 Gariot understands clearly, he understood! 加里奥了然,他懂了！ The method are actually many, his method, theoretically yes, but by the technology of earthman, is not necessarily able to realize. 方法其实是很多的,他这个方法,理论上是可以的,只不过以地球人的技术,未必能实现。 The similar theory, the alien according to this method, can measure, this is the disparity of real production strength. 同样的理论,外星人根据这个方法,就可以测出来,这是实际生产力的差距。 But why so laughable? Is troublesome. The technology moves toward unceasingly conveniently, must say that his plan, is the most perfect measurement plan, that is definitely impossible. 而为何如此可笑呢？就是麻烦。技术是不断走向方便的,要说他这个方案,是最完美的测量方案,那肯定不可能。 The aliens are certainly more perfect, therefore thought that his theory is very funny. 外星人一定有更完美的,所以就觉得他这个理论十分搞笑。 What is this equivalent to? Probably through a formula, can figure out the Earth quality obviously, finally must design a super big scale, goes to weighing Earth one after another, then in that worried: Oh, the engineering technology is insufficient, cannot make that fierce scale. 这相当于什么呢？就好像明明通过一个公式,就能算出地球质量,结果非要设计一个超级大秤,一块一块地去称量地球,然后在那苦恼:唉,工程技术还不够,造不出那么厉害的秤啊。 The elegance of brain hole, smiled the dead alien. 脑洞之清奇,笑死外星人了。 ...... …… ( This chapter ends) (本章完)