Chapter 469 smiles low 第469章笑点低 Under crowding around of representatives, under the accompaniment of scientific advisers, the alien friendly visited the Canadian day aerospace base. 在各国代表的拥簇下,科学顾问们的陪同下,外星人友好参观了加国天诺的航天基地。 Because on alien that victim tattered clothes, therefore, Wallace threw over a ritual robe to the alien when going out. 因为外星人身上还是那个遇难者破烂的衣服,所以出门时,华莱士给外星人披了一件礼袍。 The aliens look at that ritual robe, unemotional say/way: „Your art were too bad.” 外星人看着那礼袍,面无表情道:“你们的艺术太糟糕了。” Wuchang representative is the corners of the mouth twitches, stared a Canadian representative ruthlessly. 五常代表则是嘴角抽搐,狠狠瞪了一眼加国代表。 On that ritual gown printed the trademarks of more than 100 Country Business! 那礼袍子上印了一百多家国商的商标！ Canadian representative face Peach is thick, but also makes people the image data part go out ‚alien visits day of Base’ calmly publicly. 加国代表脸皮奇厚,还若无其事地让人把‘外星人参观天诺基地’的影像资料部分公开出去。 The advertisement effect of alien big? The heart of capitalist big. 外星人的广告效应有多大？资本家的心就有多大。 Is good because , the alien had not minded. 好在,外星人并没有介意。 „Your spaceships I have seen, I need a series of production line sample . Moreover the detailed data cannot few......” long-drawn-out elder sister visit, keeps setting the request. “你们的飞船我见过了,我需要一系列的生产线样品,另外详细的数据也不能少……”悠姐参观着,不停地提出要求。 „Does not have the issue!” This request, they comply without hesitation. “没有问题！”这点要求,他们毫不犹豫地答应。 Quick, they made the equipment that the spaceship needed to get ready certainly, the nano production line of aerospace material, unmanned intelligent kludge, as well as energy reactor, and even large number of data hard disks. 很快,他们建造飞船所需的设备都准备齐了,航天材料的纳米生产线,无人智能组装机,以及能源反应炉,乃至大量的数据硬盘。 Everyone looks that the alien gathers round these machines to spin, waits for her to open plays. 大家看着外星人围着这些机器打转,等着她开玩。 How to expect, the alien held. the equipment of production line suddenly, that was most advanced one generation of 3 D printers, only needed to establish the good exhaustive data, can high precision components take the nano for the unit to print the nanometer 怎料,那外星人突然抱起了纳米生产线的设备,那是一台最先进一代的3D打印机,只需要设定好详尽的数据,就可以把一件高精密的零件以纳米为单位打印出来。 This entire weight has 2.5 tons huge equipment fully, human is impossible to lift up, at this moment was actually hugged steadily by the long-drawn-out elder sister. 这台整个重量足有2.5吨的庞大设备,人类根本不可能抬得动,此刻却被悠姐稳稳抱起。 „!” “啊！” „Waits for, isn't this substitute person an earthman?” “等一下,这替身不是地球人吗？” „Right, I remember that probably had been transformed, this exceeded the body limit of earthman completely.” “对了,我记得好像被改造过,这完全超出了地球人的身体极限啊。” The people are sighing with emotion, the alien controls the body of earthman, is fiercer than earthman. 众人感慨着,外星人控制地球人的身体,比地球人自己还厉害。 2.5 tons thing, bare-handed lifts! 2.5吨重的东西,徒手抬起！ „!” Suddenly, the alien with that printer, disappeared baseless. “咻！”猛然间,外星人与那台打印机,凭空消失了。 „Did she walk? What's the matter?” “她走了？怎么回事？” „Jump left!” “跃迁离开了！” The representatives are greatly anxious, doesn't play the model ship? The thing prepared, how did the person walk? 各国代表大急,不是玩航模吗？东西都准备好了,人怎么走了？ „Dá!” Is good because of shortly , the long-drawn-out elder sister emerged out of thin air again at the scene, but that printer did not have. “哒！”好在没多久,悠姐再次凭空出现在了现场,但是那台打印机却没了。 The people relax, quickly asked: „Which did you go?” 众人松了口气,急忙问道:“您去哪了？” „Un? I deliver to the sirius department the thing, you do not think that I do use the human frail body to come the bare-handed manufacture spaceship? You were short of too many organs.” The long-drawn-out elder sister said. “嗯？我把东西送到天狼星系啊,你们不会以为我用人类脆弱的身体来徒手制造飞船吧？你们少了太多器官了。”悠姐说道。 The people look at each other in blank dismay, the heart said so that's how it is. 众人面面相觑,心说原来如此。 Truly, the one who plays the model ship is the alien, at present is only the substitute person. 确实,玩航模的是外星人,眼前只是替身。 The extraterrestrial manpower rubs the spaceship, does not represent with the body of earthman can also accomplish, the physiological structure is different. 外星人手搓飞船,不代表用地球人的身体也能办到,生理结构都不一样。 These samples that they provide, must deliver to alien main body there to dismantle, with the simplest way, does not draw support from any automatic machine, produces it. 他们提供的这些样品,要送到外星人本体那里去拆解,用最朴实的方式,不借助任何自动化机器,将其生产出来。 At this moment perhaps the alien eight hands are removing the spaceship to play at home crazily. 此刻说不定外星人正在家里八只手疯狂地拆飞船玩呢。 „That......” Huaxia representative starts to speak but hesitates. “那个……”华夏代表欲言又止。 „What issue has?” After the long-drawn-out elder sister moves, strolls to say everywhere. “有什么问题吗？”悠姐搬完后,四处闲逛道。 „Without, we think you can move out through the way of jump directly.” “没有没有,我们只是以为您能直接通过跃迁的方式搬走。” The long-drawn-out elder sister said: „I give easily the thing, but sent back was different, here only jump node, was my head thing.” 悠姐道:“我把东西送过来容易,但是送回去就不一样了,这边唯一的跃迁节点,是我头上东西。” Saying, referred to that swaying the alone corner/horn of black flame. 说着,指了指那飘摇着黑色火苗的独角。 The people suddenly, think are also, that side the alien main body, definitely has the powerful jump installment, any large-scale object can deliver casually. 众人恍然,想想也是,外星人本体那边,肯定有着强大的跃迁装置,什么大型的物体随便就能送过来。 But here actually can only depend upon to install the alone corner/horn installment on substitute person, sends back the thing, it is estimated that because of this, needs to lift personally. 但这边却只能依靠装在替身上的独角装置,把东西送回去,估计就是因为这个,才需要亲自抬起来吧。 „......” Long-drawn-out elder sister stuffy snort/hum, lifted unmanned intelligent kludge. “呃……”悠姐闷哼一声,又抬起了无人智能组装机。 This is heavier, has three tons fully! Can see that the long-drawn-out elder sister whole body blushes, the muscle jumping over pinnacle, lifted it finally. 这个更重,足有三吨！可以看到悠姐浑身发红,肌肉蹦到极致,终于将其抬了起来。 The instantaneous long-drawn-out elder sister who lifts shouted in the mind: „Got up! Hurry up! Dead dog!” 抬起来的瞬间悠姐就在脑海里大喊:“起来了！快点啊！死狗！” Gou Ye smiles, to put on the earring instantaneously, completes the fusion. 苟爷嘿嘿一笑,瞬间戴上耳环,完成融合。 „Thump!” The machine falls the ground, immediately has the blue white She researcher to carry off the research it. “咚！”机器落到地上,立刻有蓝白社的研究员将其带走研究。 Looks at Gou Ye again, which Gou Ye, a sunlight little elder sister of handsome big eye, fragrant perspiration stands there. 再看苟爷,哪还是苟爷,一个唇红齿白大眼睛的阳光小姐姐,正一身香汗地站在那里。 black ink knows poorly, this is Gou Ye and long-drawn-out elder sister's blended body, the male body feminine appearance, the stature selects high slenderly, the five senses are almost perfect. 墨穷知道,这就是苟爷与悠姐的融合体,男身女相,身材高挑苗条,五官几乎是完美的。 Inside wears Gou Ye the clothes, outside is wrapping the long-drawn-out elder sister's advertisement robe. 里面穿着苟爷的衣服,外面套着悠姐的广告袍。 „Gou Ye......” black ink shouted one poorly. “苟爷……”墨穷喊了一声。 Actually unexpectedly that fellow eyebrows pale pressed say/way: „I am your long-drawn-out elder sister!” 却不料那家伙蛾眉淡蹙道:“我是你悠姐！” Saying, was smoking cigarette. 说着,吸了一口烟。 „......” black ink cannot smile bitterly poorly. “……”墨穷苦笑不得。 At present in this personality, the long-drawn-out elder sister is the Lord personality, but the subconscious is Gou Ye. 眼前这位人格上,悠姐是主人格,不过潜意识又是苟爷。 Both's blended body, almost covers their all strengths, but also has the covered place, that is the female military god effect, because this body essentially is a male. 两者的融合体,几乎涵盖他们两个所有的实力,不过也有被覆盖的地方,那就是女武神效应,因为这身体本质上是男性。 However the blended body, same can listen respectfully to the song of reverse...... 不过融合体,一样可以聆听反转之歌…… „......” Thing sends, ‚long-drawn-out elder brother’ took off the earring decisively, the long-drawn-out elder sister and Gou Ye wear the respective clothes to appeared same place. “咻……”东西送来,‘悠哥’果断摘下了耳环,悠姐和苟爷穿着各自的衣服出现在原地。 The long-drawn-out elder sister stared Gou Ye one eyes, wielded the smog saying: „Delivers me to pass.” 悠姐瞪了苟爷一眼,挥了挥烟雾道:“送我过去。” black ink pushes poorly, the long-drawn-out elder sister appears in day Base again. 墨穷一推,悠姐再次出现在天诺基地内。 Such, the long-drawn-out elder sister moved all equipment of that side preparation. 就这么一次次,悠姐将那边准备的所有设备都搬了过来。 In order to transport, the long-drawn-out elder sister directly together was poor the element to throw on the table that. 为了搬运,悠姐直接把那一块穷元素扔到桌上了。 Before the scientists gather up plays with, the long-drawn-out elder sister does not manage. 科学家们凑上前盘弄,悠姐也不管。 „That, this poor...... can we study?” Huaxia representative asked. “那个,这个穷……我们可以研究嘛？”华夏代表问道。 „Casual casual, delivered you.” Long-drawn-out elder sister along with tastes. “随便随便,送你了。”悠姐随口道。 Huaxia representative is overjoyed, really wants happily, the alien throws a mere pittance, sent! 华夏代表大喜过望,果然只要开心,外星人扔点三瓜两枣的,也发了！ Immediately, the innumerable scientists bring the high precision instrument to collect the examination, more studies is more pleasantly surprised, this poor element will result in the revolutionary progress to their materials! 当即,无数科学家带着高精密的仪器凑上去检测,越研究越惊喜,这穷元素对他们的材料将引发革命性的进步！ „? Your this instruments also open to me are playing.” After the long-drawn-out elder sister delivered goods, comes back to see the precise experimental equipment, threw a poor element directly. “诶？你们这仪器也给我拆着玩吧。”悠姐送了趟货后回来看到精密的实验仪器,直接又扔了一块穷元素。 „Takes away!” “拿去！” Representatives where has what not to want? The aliens want anything to anything, settled on anything, moves out directly and that's the end. 各国代表哪有什么不愿意的？外星人想要什么给什么,看中了什么,直接搬走就是了。 They wish one could the Earth entire industry chain alien, these things did not have also to make, but the poor element was the true alien monopoly. 他们恨不得把地球整个工业链都外星人,那些东西没了还能造,但穷元素是真正的外星人垄断。 Now the alien started to scatter poorly, how the representatives started to calculate divide. 如今外星人开始撒穷了,各国代表就开始盘算怎么分了。 „These production chains are our Canada, we want 50%!” Canadian representative said. “这些生产链都是我们加国的,我们要百分之五十！”加国代表道。 „Is impossible! Thing our country can compensate to give you, moreover you use the alien to advertize the matter, has not ended! Very possibly brings in the serious diplomatic accident...... the entire human race to take the risk for this reason!” French representative gets angry said. “不可能！东西我国可以补偿给你们,另外你们利用外星人做广告的事,还没完呢！很可能引来严重的外交事故……为此全人类都在承担风险！”法国代表怒道。 They quarrelled the half of the day, finally looks to Huaxia representative, sees only Huaxia representative the warm say/way: „I looked that defers to various countries to come in average! This is the wealth of entire human race, must according to the population proportional distribution.” 他们吵了半天,最后看向华夏代表,只见华夏代表温煦道:“我看就按照各国人均来吧！这是全人类的财富,必须根据人口比例分配。” „Sends to subdue|grams......” several countries to criticize to say. “发克……”几个国家暗骂道。 Here we go again, in the past divided the Moon domain time was also such, because Huaxia independently developed Moon, according to international law, Moon was the entire human race common wealth, therefore after at that time war, under the pressure, Huaxia negotiated on the Global Council on the Moon territorial issue with everyone. 又来了,当年划分月球地盘的时候也是那样,因为华夏独自开发月球,根据国际法,月球是全人类共同的财富,所以当时战争后,迫于压力,华夏跟大家在全球理事会上就月球领土问题进行谈判。 On the basis of the jointly develop big principle, Huaxia proposed: The wealth of entire human race, naturally should according to various countries' population proportion, conduct ‚average per person assignment’. 在共同开发的大原则下,华夏提出了:全人类的财富,自然应该按照各国人口比例,进行‘人均分配’嘛。 Thereupon, Huaxia occupied the Moon 1/6 sovereignty...... 于是乎,华夏占据了月球六分之一的主权…… Now comes! 现在又来！ But does not have the means that others are the super power, moreover was very reasonable, but, various countries agreed that at the worst some rich countries, spent money when the time comes again, from resulted in poor element poor devil country there, bought again the poor element! 可是没办法,人家是超级大国,而且还很讲道理,无奈之下,各国还是同意了,大不了一些富有国家,到时候再用钱,从一些得了穷元素的穷鬼国家那里,再把穷元素买过来嘛！ „Comes this move!” Some representatives complained. “又来这招！”有代表抱怨道。 „Ok, who lets Huaxia is the most developed country.” Some representatives said. “行吧,谁让华夏是最发达的国家呢。”有代表说道。 Huaxia representative heard, said seriously: „Please do not twist other countries' standpoint, we develop the country.” 华夏代表听到了,严肃道:“请不要扭曲他国立场,我们还是发展中的国家。” „???” Various countries are speechless. “？？？”各国无语。 „Excessive? As the world's largest economy, the biggest military power, has the Moon 1/6 sovereignty, is in the development?” “过分了吧？作为世界第一大经济体,最大的军事强国,拥有月球六分之一的主权,还是发展中？” Huaxia representative said: „Naturally, our average per person happiness index are not high, at most in development in the higher phase of country.” 华夏代表道:“当然,我们的人均幸福指数并不高,顶多处于发展中・国家的高级阶段而已。” Representatives scalp tingles, in development the higher phase of country? Thanks to you really can say! 各国代表头皮发麻,发展中・国家的高级阶段？真亏你说得出口！ Another head, in material prepared situation, but also there is a material object to be possible for the research to dismantle, the blue white society fishes out the way quickly, the technology is progressing rapidly. 另一头,在资料齐备的情况下,还有实物可供研究拆解,蓝白社很快就摸出门道,技术正在飞速进步。 The space industry, is a comprehensive tech field, the chemistry, the material study, physics, dynamics, the mechanics of communication, the computer technology wait/etc were all-embracing. 航天领域,是一种综合性的科技领域,其中化学、材料学、物理学、动力学、通讯技术、计算机技术等等无所不包。 In these production materials, involved the aspects, can say that familiarized these things, was equal to mastering this time most technologies. 那些生产资料里,涉及了方方面面,可以说摸透了那些东西,就等于掌握了这个时代绝大多数技术。 And the nano production line, was particularly more advanced than them, directly was the peak industrial production way. 其中尤其是纳米生产线,比他们先进多了,直接是巅峰性的工业生产方式。 Only needs to invest the raw material, can change the molecular arrangement through the nano level, subsequently manufactures the sheet iron, steel ingot and other basic materials. 只需要把原材料投入进去,就可以通过纳米层面改变分子排列,继而制作成铁板、钢锭等各种基础材料。 Later these basic materials, can the retreatment print the product that wants. 之后这些基础材料,又能再加工打印成想要的产品。 Entire one set of industry chain, is completed by a machine, completely changed had the production method old. 整个一套产业链,由一台机器完成,完全是改变了旧有生产方式。 „It was good! Too good!” Canaan chief is very excited. “太棒了！太棒了！”迦南院长无比激动。 black ink said with a smile poorly: „What also wants?” 墨穷笑道:“还要什么？” Canaan chief said: „These should also not be peak, truly most advanced technique material, not necessarily put in the project. If can obtain their most advanced scientific theories to be good.” 迦南院长道:“这些应该还不是最顶尖的,真正尖端技术资料,未必付诸于工程了。要是能得到他们的最先进科学理论就好了。” „This is very important?” black ink asked poorly. “这个很重要吗？”墨穷问道。 Canaan chief said: „It is not very important, wants. After all others scientific research strengths were higher than us, said that similarly obtains the poor element, we also designed an alloy. However they, can actually utilize each domain it with ease, and designs dozens types of alloy.” 迦南院长道:“也不是很重要,就是想要。毕竟人家的科研实力比我们高多了,这么说吧,同样是得到穷元素,我们也就设计出一种合金。但是他们,却可以将其轻松运用到各个领域,并且设计出数十种合金来。” black ink also knits the brows poorly: „This difficult office, this always not possible to play the reason of model ship with what?” 墨穷也皱眉:“这难办啊,这总不可能用什么玩航模的理由吧？” The aliens want the antique to be very normal, but wants them not to put in the state-of-art theory technical data of project, pulled, did that thing alien want doing? Open aspect of knowledge? 外星人要点古董很正常,但要他们尚未付诸于工程的尖端理论技术资料,就太扯了,那东西外星人要了干嘛？开阔知识面？ Others obtain ‚poorly’, can design the innumerable usages, that is others scientific research strengths, in their eyes, the alien should be able to design more poor element usages to be right. 人家得到‘穷’,能设计出无数的用法,那是人家的科研实力,在他们眼里,外星人理应能设计出更多的穷元素用法才对。 „Ok, these also enough.” Canaan chief said. “算了吧,这些也够了。”迦南院长道。 „Considers as finished to do? I have the means!” Gou Ye said with a smile. “算了干什么啊？我有办法！”苟爷笑道。 Saw only Gou Ye to say anything through the psychic force to the long-drawn-out elder sister quickly. 只见苟爷很快通过精神力跟悠姐说了什么。 At this time, the long-drawn-out elder sister has moved the machine, sits is drinking tea in that. 此时,悠姐已经搬完机器,坐在那喝着茶。 The representatives minute/share ends the benefit, collects to ask: „How feels?” 各国代表分完利益,凑上来问道:“感觉如何？” The long-drawn-out elder sister said: „I am reading your materials.” 悠姐道:“我正在看你们的资料。” „, Wholeheartedly dual purpose?” Some scientists said that because the long-drawn-out elder sister is drinking tea obviously. “呃,一心两用？”有科学家楞道,因为悠姐明明在喝茶。 The long-drawn-out elder sister looks at him strangely, sees only both hands on the table, spiked the wooden table, the left hand drew ‚the Heineken beer’, the right hand drew ‚the Mobil energy’, two trademark style different designs, drew with two hands respectively, progress synchronization. 悠姐奇怪地看着他,只见双手在桌上,戳进了木桌,左手画了‘喜力啤酒’,右手画了‘美孚能源’,两个商标风格迥异的图案,用两只手分别画出,进度同步。 „Isn't this very simple matter?” “这不是很简单的事吗？” The advisory group is sigh with emotion, worthily is an alien. 顾问团感慨,不愧是外星人。 Others intelligent ranks are higher than them, the brain is more advanced, wholeheartedly multipurpose simple. 人家的智慧等级就比他们高啊,大脑更为先进,一心多用简单至极。 Plays the model ship, while controls the substitute person, but can also ‚left hand making a circle right hand picture side’. 一边玩航模,一边操控替身,还能‘左手画圆右手画方’。 „What need do you have?” The representative asked. “您还有什么需要？”代表问道。 Asked, unexpectedly this alien sudden delay. 问完,不料这外星人突然呆滞了。 „Un? You how?” “嗯？您怎么了？” The long-drawn-out elder sister had not responded. 悠姐还没反应。 When a people face compels ignorant, the long-drawn-out elder sister suddenly to recovering to be the same, laughs. 正当众人一脸懵逼之际,悠姐突然跟回过神来一样,哈哈大笑。 The representatives look at each other one, bewildered, asked: „What do you smile?” 各国代表对视一眼,莫名其妙,问道:“您笑什么？” A long-drawn-out elder sister face discovered probably any fun matter is common, shouts: „You said to me your anything Newton three big laws!” 悠姐一脸好像发现什么好玩的事情一般,喊道:“你们把你们那什么牛顿三大定律给我说一遍！” A physicist is reciting earnestly. 一名物理学家认真地背诵着。 Just carried the first law, the long-drawn-out elder sister as if heard what joke to say generally: „Does isolated particle maintain static or makes the uniform rectilinear translation? Ha!” 刚背完第一条定律,悠姐就仿佛听到什么笑话一般道:“孤立质点保持静止或做匀速直线运动？哈哈哈哈哈！” „......” A scientist compels to stare ignorant dull, this funny? “……”一众科学家懵逼地呆愣,这好笑吗？ The physicist continues to recite, the long-drawn-out elder sister just like a person who watches the laughter comedy is ordinary, doubles with laughter in that. 物理学家继续背诵,悠姐犹如一个看爆笑喜剧的人一般,在那前仰后合。 „This what problem?” “这什么毛病？” „Smiles low?” “笑点低？” „Isn't...... the Newton three big laws is very funny?” “不是……牛顿三大定律很好笑吗？” The scientists were really ignorant, everyone has not smiled, the representatives do not know how should echo smiling of such rare and beautiful flowers. 科学家们真的都懵了,所有人都没笑,连各国代表都不知道该如何附和这么奇葩的笑点。 Should say that no wonder the alien doesn't understand the art of Earth? Did this smile is too strange? 该说难怪外星人不理解地球的艺术吗？这笑点太奇怪了吧？ „Hahahaha,...... ha haha...... long-drawn-out elder sister smiled seriously” too insanely. “哈哈哈哈,一本正经地……哈哈哈……”悠姐笑得太疯了。 Suddenly, an advisory group professor said in a low voice ; „I understood! Possibly is the cultural difference, possibly our theory errors are full, our technical theories filled in the extraterrestrial person eyes smiled!” 突然,顾问团一名教授低声道;“我懂了！可能是文化差异,可能我们的理论错漏百出,以至于我们的科技理论在外星人眼中充满了笑点！” The representatives stare, later also wild with joy: „Quickly! Brings the technical data! Our scientific theories are useful! It is not worth a red cent!” 各国代表一愣,随后也狂喜:“快！把技术资料都拿来！我们的科学理论还是有用的！并非一文不值！” Saying, everyone accompanies the alien to smile insanely: „Ha haha...... ha haha......” 说着,大家都陪着外星人疯笑起来:“哈哈哈……呃哈哈哈……” „Hehe hehe......” “呵呵呵呵……” „Isolated particle maintains static or makes the uniform rectilinear translation......, oh......” “孤立质点保持静止或做匀速直线运动……嗯,啊哈哈哈……” Everyone greeted with a smile...... was saying to be saying, the feeling was truly funny. 大家陪笑着……说着说着,确实感觉挺好笑的。 ...... …… p.s: Sorry. This chapter of 4000 characters. p.s:抱歉。这章四千字。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)