In Chapter 471 project also missed 第471章工程上还差了点 Gariot resembles to become aware gets out of the way, just before leaving, the long-drawn-out elder sister gave him one kilogram poor element! 加里奥似有所悟地走开,临走时,悠姐给了他一公斤的穷元素！ Sent! 发了！ Before people in an uproar, gave gathers not to have one kilogram! 众人一片哗然,之前给的合起来都没有一公斤！ The representatives could not sit still all of a sudden, put out the latest theory by own scientist crazily. 各国代表一下子坐不住了,疯狂地让自己的科学家拿出最新理论来。 „Are our state-of-art theories as if funnier?” “我们的尖端理论似乎更搞笑一些？” „Quickly! On suspected!” “快！上猜想！” Before they saw the alien to laugh at Newton, but also thinks that these ancient and classical laws were quite funny. 之前他们见外星人笑话牛顿,还以为那些古老而经典的定律比较搞笑。 Now seems like not, others smiles, not only lies in wrong, sometimes, is the method of earthman is too actually extremely fat, or circled too the main road, and road unusual rare and beautiful flowers that circles. 现在看来并不是,人家的笑点并不仅在于错误,有的时候,其实是地球人的方法太臃肿,或绕了太大路,且绕的路非常奇葩。 This detouring, if cajoles into to be possible be called the brain hole to be elegant, instead is funnier! 这种绕路,如果绕得堪称脑洞清奇的话,反而更搞笑！ The long-drawn-out elder sister said to Gariot one kilogram poor element stopper: „Must make that measuring instrument! The poor element material can help you, I want to notice that you try hard to make it, then measured the neutrino mass with that machine the appearance, hahahaha!” 悠姐把一公斤的穷元素塞给加里奥道:“一定要把那个测量仪做出来！穷元素材料可以帮助你,我太想看到你们努力做出它,然后用那个机器去测中微子质量的样子了,哈哈哈哈！” Sees the alien because of this reason, scattered one kilogram poor element, which does everyone have what not to understand? 见外星人因为这种理由,就撒了一公斤穷元素,大家哪还有什么不懂的？ The aliens like this, a scientist wait to look that now probably others try hard to construct big weighing Earth. 外星人现在这样子,就好像一个科学家等着看别人努力建造大秤量地球呢。 To the poor element is an investment, but is investing a palace level the funny project! 给穷元素是一种投资,只不过是在投资一个殿堂级的滑稽工程！ But this to the alien is the funny project, can the earthman? This is not funny! 但这对外星人是滑稽工程,可对地球人呢？这并不滑稽！ Because the road must walk step by step, simplifying, making a technology more and more effective is a slow process. 因为路要一步步走的,化繁为简,让一项技术越来越有效率是一个缓慢的过程。 So long as repeatedly optimizes, one day, the technology will be maturer, is simpler. 只要不断地优化下去,总有一天,技术会更成熟,更简便。 In brief, must first be able to achieve, not advances to has. 总之,先要能做到,从无迈向有。 The aliens finished up joyfully, but Earth did not care is laughed, benefits to finish up! 外星人快乐就完事了,而地球才不在乎被笑话,得到好处就完事了！ Now alien unexpectedly because of funny, but regarding this ‚spent large amount of money’ to encourage, which various countries also had anything to think that hurried the state-of-art theory that these could not realize, took without the real diagnosis technical configuration. 如今外星人竟然因为搞笑,而对此‘斥巨资’鼓励,各国哪还有什么想的,赶紧把那些实现不了的尖端理论,未经实证的技术构型都拿出来。 And, but also including to ten several alloy microstructures of poor element design. 其中,还包括对穷元素设计的十好几种合金结构。 „Ha! Is this subatom pomegranate drafts the ball gathering shoe?” The long-drawn-out elder sister takes an advanced theory material to say with a smile. “哈哈哈！这是亚原子榴征弹集束器？”悠姐拿着一份先进理论资料笑道。 „Hehehe, yes!” A cosmic rays expert stupidly said with a smile. “嘿嘿嘿,是啊！”一名宇宙射线专家傻笑道。 „You know that what you are saying? You said again I listen!” “你知道你在说什么吗？你再说一遍我听听！” The expert licks the lip to say: „This is our Earth, the most advanced subatom pomegranate drafted the ball gathering shoe design configuration...... here to use......” 那专家舔着嘴唇期盼道:“这就是我们地球,最先进的亚原子榴征弹集束器设计构型……这里用到了……” After letting voluminous the person explained one again, the long-drawn-out elder sister smiles to keep. 洋洋洒洒让人再讲解了一遍后,悠姐笑了个不停。 Meanwhile, that side the blue white society is recording crazily: „Good thing! Good thing!” 同时,蓝白社那边在疯狂记录:“好东西啊！好东西啊！” The long-drawn-out elder sister looks just obtained poor element few hours, the alloy construction that designs, shakes the head to say with a smile: „You use the poor element?” 悠姐又看着刚得到穷元素没几个小时,就设计出来的合金架构,摇头笑道:“你们就这么用穷元素的吗？” Another head, blue white Shekuang takes a shortcut: „Can lying trough, use the poor element unexpectedly?” 另一头,蓝白社狂抄道:“卧槽,竟然能这么用穷元素？” „Is this you latest high power microwave theoretical model? Pū...... really thinks thanks to you!” The long-drawn-out elder sister said with a smile. “这就是你们最新型的微波探测器理论模型？噗……真亏你们想啊！”悠姐笑道。 Another head, blue white Shekuang takes a shortcut: „Inconceivable, this design blockhouse! Led our minimum 80 years!” 另一头,蓝白社狂抄道:“不可思议,这设计碉堡了！领先了我们起码八十年！” „This anything gadget......” long-drawn-out elder sister throws away one bunch of materials. “这什么玩意儿……”悠姐扔开一堆资料。 That side blue white society already its filing-up: „These have never thought completely design......” 蓝白社那边已经将其归档:“这些完全是从未想过的设计……” Looks that the frontline has ridiculed others trash, the rear area copies the design crazily. 看着前线一直嘲笑别人垃圾,后方疯狂抄设计。 black ink sighs with emotion poorly: „Worthily is you Gou Ye, the show is your show.” 墨穷感慨道:“不愧是你啊苟爷,骚还是你骚啊。” Gou Yechou flue: „Flickers, in the information not coordinated situation, a more intelligent person is better to trick, the small trick, overpraised.” 苟爷抽着烟道:“忽悠嘛,在情报不对等的情况下,越聪明的人越好忽悠,小伎俩而已,过誉了。” black ink poor speechless say/way: „This is the small trick, what is that big trick?” 墨穷无语道:“这是小伎俩,那大伎俩是什么？” Gou Ye said: „Canaan is too discrete, does not permit, to be honest...... makes me go directly, the poor element does not use together, I light/only sell the galaxy with the glib lips, can come their technical deceive.” 苟爷说道:“要不是迦南太谨慎,不允许,说实话……直接让我去,一块穷元素都不用出,我光用嘴皮子卖星系,都能把他们的技术诓来。” black ink grins poorly: „You may be too ruthless!” 墨穷咧嘴道:“你可太狠了！” Sells the galaxy with the glib lips, this move also used, before did not use that side Solar System sovereignty, changed the opposite party to flatter crazily? 用嘴皮子卖星系,这招也用了,之前不就用那边的太阳系主权,换来了对方疯狂地讨好吗？ This idea is also Gou Ye leaves, the difficult position of because by the alien being reared in a pen, the opposite party hopes the development opportunities very much. 这主意也是苟爷出的,因为被外星人圈养的困境,对方很希望有发展空间。 Taking advantage of this psychology, the high and low glib lips bump, cede several galaxies, can trade the advantage absolutely. 借着这种心理,上下嘴皮子一碰,割让几个星系,绝对能换来好处。 However this plan, to Canaan otherwise, the reason naturally is such spatial glove white wolf was not finally good, the sirius area is the private territory, this was the alien said that then the alien kept trading the thing of Earth with these, doing was like the extraterrestrial swindler. 然而这个方案,最终给迦南否了,理由自然是一直这么空手套白狼不好,天狼星区是私人领地,这是外星人说的,然后外星人拿这些不停地换走地球的东西,搞得跟外星诈骗犯一样。 Made, the opposite party is always paying, can make the careless mistake. 弄多了,对方始终在付出,会出纰漏的。 Compares galaxy that picture pie indistinct benefit, the poor element is advantage , the taken benefit, gave the opposite party greatly to attack sufficiently, making them with losing the wisdom flattered generally. 相比起星系那种画大饼般的缥缈利益,穷元素是实打实的好处,拿到手的利益,足以给予对方巨大的冲击,让他们跟失了智一般地讨好。 The warm and friendly scientific circles comic show, has continued the evening. 气氛热烈的科学界喜剧表演,一直持续到了晚上。 An advisory group row of capital discussed the generation of ground, at this moment was one's turn a young astrophysicist. 顾问团排资论辈地上,此刻轮到一个年轻的天文物理学家。 „What? 67.800 .7 km / second / 1 million parsecs?” “什么？67.800.7千米/秒/百万秒差距？” The long-drawn-out elder sister is smiling uninhibitedly, making cultural relic thinker of that day say again. 悠姐旁若无人地笑着,让那天文物理学家再说一遍。 The astronomer ridicules saying: „This truly is our Hubble constants......” 天文学家讪笑道:“这确实是我们的哈勃常数……” „Constant? Constant? Ha hahahaha......” “常数？常数？哈哈哈哈哈……” The long-drawn-out elder sister is laughing, points at that professor to tremble saying: „How quickly, making me have a look at you...... hee hee...... you to prove...... figures out quickly comes to see...... ha!” 悠姐大笑着,指着那教授发抖道:“快,让我看看你们……嘻嘻嘻……你们怎么证明的……快算出来看看……哈哈哈！” Here Hubble constant, has the difference from the blue white society that side, naturally must call it checking calculation one time. 这边的哈勃常数,跟蓝白社那边有差异,自然要叫它验算一次。 Therefore on that day the writer led the alien to arrive at the day of measuring platform, through the observation data of new Planck, calculates again one time. 于是那天文学家带着外星人来到天诺观测台,通过新普朗克卫星的观测数据,再次演算一次。 Calculation process ten points of serious, however the representatives can see, the alien stands and waits for a long time before the computer, looks at the calculation process of expert, the whole body trembles, the expression collapse, has smiled does not have the sound, ten points of labor. 演算过程十分之严肃,然而各国代表能看到,外星人伫立在计算机前,看着专家的演算过程,浑身发抖,表情崩坏,已经笑得没声了,十分之辛苦。 Blue white society that researcher said: „This is the brand-new measuring method, originally isn't the issue of equipment accuracy?” 蓝白社那头研究员道:“这是全新的测算方法,原来不是设备精度的问题吗？” „Of course not, the opposite has extremely state-of-art microwave satellite, they obtain very complete microwave data, but the project up-turned branch, in also missed to the microwave analysis strength, this was the issue of computer, but was also more precise than us.” Canaan chief said. “当然不是,对面有极尖端的微波卫星,他们早已得到了非常完整的微波数据,只不过工程上偏科了,在对微波的解析力上还差了一些,这是计算机的问题,不过也比我们精确多了。”迦南院长道。 „? Didn't they have the light quantum computer before? How did the microwave analysis also miss?” The researcher asked. “诶？他们之前不是有光量子计算机吗？微波分析怎么还差了点？”研究员问道。 „What is the theory, in that computer engineering also missed precisest components, only if......” Canaan is saying, is lost in thought. “刚才的乃是理论啊,那个计算机工程上还差了一个最精密的零件,除非……”迦南说着,陷入沉思。 Another head, the advisory group is also chatting. 另一头,顾问团也在聊着。 „Are our Hubble constants, not very accurate?” “我们的哈勃常数,难道还不够精准吗？” „Oh, does not blame the alien joke, the survey of Hubble constant we have actually been revising.” An expert sighed. “唉,也不怪外星人笑话,哈勃常数的测算我们其实也一直在修改。”一名专家叹道。 „Various types different survey the result of way coming out, has not actually unified by the present, therefore 0.7 threshold difference.” “各种不同地测算方式出来的结果,到现在其实也始终没有统一,所以还有个0.7的阈差。” Value that in the past Harbo surveyed, once reached as high as 500, when computation cosmic age, unexpectedly be only 2 billion years...... were spurted the dog by the geologist: I look for a stone to be older than the universe! 当年哈勃测算出来的值,曾高达500,以至于计算宇宙年龄时,竟然只有二十亿年……被地质学家喷成了狗:我找块石头都比宇宙年龄大！ Harbo once therefore suspected the life, used for dozens years improvement of accuracy. 哈勃曾因此怀疑人生,用了几十年的时间去提高精度。 Afterward constantly revised, the increase of observation precision as well as computer that as the technology brought, has calculated now 67.8. 后来不断地修改,随着技术带来的观测精度以及计算机的提升,如今已经算到了67.8。 This in the Earth academic circle is a big popular joke. 这在地球学术界本来就是一大热门笑话。 „Constant......, how do you think?” The long-drawn-out elder sister wiped tears. “常数……哈哈,你们怎么想的？”悠姐抹了抹眼泪。 On that day the writer really could not greet with a smile, because in his eyes, after the new exploration satellite was launched, the microwave data reached the most perfect precision, this constant should be close in infinitely is real. 那天文学家实在是陪笑不下去了,因为在他眼中,当新的探测卫星发射后,微波数据达到了最完美的精度,这个常数理应无限接近于真实了。 He has the hope to stand to ask earnestly: „That please ask how many Hubble constant is?” 他认真而带有期盼地站起来问道:“那请问哈勃常数到底是多少？” The long-drawn-out elder sister is shaking the head, stretches out a palm. 悠姐摇着头,伸出一只手掌。 „???” The scientists are lost in thought. “？？？”科学家们陷入沉思。 „55?” “五十五？” „Is impossible, how can be a just number, should refer to them also having the positive and negative 0.5 threshold difference.” “不可能,怎么会是一个如此刚好的数字,应该是指他们也有正负0.5的阈差。” „Perhaps, everyone, she expressed does not want to say......” “呃,各位,也许她只是表达不想说……” The scientists are anxious and helpless, they too long for getting an answer, but the alien does not want to say that they do not have the means. 科学家们又急又无奈,他们太渴望得到一个答案,但是外星人不想说,他们也没办法。 However, seeing her is happy, the representatives seize the chance to make a veiled attack want the poor element. 不过,见她开心,各国代表又趁机旁敲侧击地要穷元素。 Regarding this, the long-drawn-out elder sister throws together the poor stone with a smile, immediately some innumerable researchers with insane clash to rob generally. 对此,悠姐笑着扔出一块穷石,立刻有无数研究员跟疯了一般冲上来抢走。 However that scientist asked: „Asked you, told my Hubble constant, our compilation methods were impossible to have the issue, this value is most precise!” 然而那名科学家还是问道:“求你了,告诉我哈勃常数吧,我们的计算方法不可能有问题,这个值已经是最精确的了！” Sees that the long-drawn-out elder sister is frowning. 见状,悠姐微皱着眉头。 Representatives one startled, quickly wants to make that astronomer draw back. 各国代表一惊,急忙想让那名天文学家退下。 The long-drawn-out elder sister blocked said: „Only knows that asks for the civilization of technology, is really unlovable, this should calculate by you.” 悠姐拦住了说道:“只知道伸手要技术的文明,实在太不可爱了,这应该由你们自己去算出来。” „You have the complete universe microwave data, your light quantum computerized design is very freely laughable, but calculates this constant is very simple.” “你们有完整的宇宙微波数据,尽管你们的光量子计算机设计十分可笑,但计算出这个常数还是很简单的。” On that day the writer was low and deep: „You also looked at the design of light quantum computer before, in our project the defect the most important part, the light quantum drive pipe, without it, cannot operate lightly extremely. That thing is not the poor element can manufacture, we were in the engineering technology miss completely.” 那天文学家低沉道:“您之前也看了光量子计算机的设计,我们工程上缺失了最重要的一环,光量子轻极导管,没有它,根本不能运行。那个东西不是穷元素可以制作的,我们完全是工程技术上差了。” The long-drawn-out elder sister is staring at the astronomer, falls into silent. 悠姐凝视着天文学家,陷入沉默。 The representatives flustered all of a sudden, actually does not know, she poor and the others was discussing with black ink intensely. 各国代表一下子慌了,却不知,她正与墨穷等人激烈讨论。 „It is not good, alien very repugnant putting out a hand party.” “不好,外星人非常讨厌伸手党。” „We also determined before, she does not like becoming the transaction an emergency, she is only willing to bestow.” “我们之前也确定了,她非常不喜欢把一件事变成交易,她只愿意施舍。” „Hurries to take away this person, prepares the dinner quickly!” “赶紧把这个人带走,快去准备晚饭！” Immediately some people come, carries away by force that astronomer, regarding this, the person is dejected. 立刻有人进来,将那名天文学家架走,对此,那人垂头丧气。 When he was towed to the entrance, the alien throws a thing suddenly. 然而当他被拖到门口时,外星人突然扔出一件东西。 „......” “吧嗒……” That is a small gear, seems like only the ordinary iron does. 那是一块小小的齿轮,看起来只是普通的铁做的。 ...... …… p.s: Sorry. Crossed 12 points unexpectedly, completely forgot the time, has not really paid attention. p.s:抱歉。竟然过十二点了,完全忘记时间,真没注意。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)