The inconceivablewizard school'sfirstkryptonoldMs.slowis listeningearnestly.
不可思议魔法学院第一氪老徐女士正在认真听讲。Attends a lectureaboutoneselfearnestly, Madame Xufinds ithard to believe. Inherhandtakes the cell phone, records itselfwith the angle of selfie, actuallydoes not wantto speakto the lens.
关于自己认真听课,徐女士本人都觉得不可思议。她手上拿着手机,用自拍的角度记录自己,却根本不想对着镜头说话。
The fireis the magicclassis so splendid, TeacherLilian the short distancebang bang bang, will a normal personpossibly have the thoughtsto speakto the lensat this time?
火系魔法课这么精彩,莉莉安老师近距离砰砰砰,这种时候一个正常人怎么可能会有心思对着镜头说话?Thought that this is estimating the rolepsychology.
就是觉得她这是在揣摩角色心理。Naturally, Ms.slowdoes not know,she attended a lecturein the front, onegroup of peoplelook atherin the Jiang Qiofficethrough the mirror.
当然,徐女士并不知道,她在前排听课,有一群人在江祺办公室里通过镜子看她。Thisgroup of peopleareJiang QiandPrincipalsPeggyandriverteaandwoofXinghua.
这群人是江祺、佩吉校长、江茶和汪杏花。Todayin the schooldoes not have the class of rivertea, rivertea the entire daystatusis the financial executive of amusement park, sitscatches a fish by handto watch the televisionin the appearance that in the smallofficepretendsto work hard.
今天学校里没有江茶的课,江茶全天的身份都是游乐园的财务主管,坐在小办公室里装作努力工作的样子摸鱼看电视。Looked that the televisionalsocatches a fish by hand, looked that the Eight Trigrams (gossip)alsocatch a fish by hand, was needless saying that thistimeEight Trigrams (gossip)were a star, rounded upto be equal towatching the television.
看电视也是摸鱼,看八卦也是摸鱼,不用说这次的八卦是明星,四舍五入等于看电视了。riverteapulls out the earliest possible time of mirrorinPrincipalPeggy, on the grounds ofmustreportworkto the boss, is holdingone and document of does not have anysignificanceran in the Jiang Qioffice.
江茶在佩吉校长掏出镜子的第一时间,就以要向老板汇报工作为由,抱着一份并没有什么意义的文件跑进了江祺办公室。woofapricot blossom, the theatrical troupehad not to mention come back, shenowis the amusement park'sfirstidler, wherehasto live it upwhereto haveher. Thisgoodsfromcoming back is very idleon that day, steamedin the roomto eatthreeboxes of duckbloodfanssoupin the perspiration of theater, the instant noodlesandbox of assortedsmallbetween-meal snack of 5packages of varioustypes of tastes.
汪杏花就更不用说了,戏团还没回来,她现在是游乐园第一闲人,哪里有热闹哪里就有她。这货从回来那天起就很闲,在戏院的汗蒸房里吃了三盒鸭血粉丝汤、五包各种口味的泡面和一箱各色小零食。
Behind causesLilian who goes to the perspirationto steamto think that the perspirationsteamed the roomsame daysubjectis between -meal snack, becausein the airis fillingvarioustypes of between-meal snackflavors.
导致后面去汗蒸的莉莉安以为汗蒸房当日的主题是零食,因为空气中弥漫着各种零食的味道。„, Thismirror can also draw the feature articleunexpectedly, the picture is so clear, how manypixels?”Missedstarting doing business of inconceivablewizard school, cannotexperienceto the sound that woofXinghua of all kinds ofmagic objectmakeshas not experiencedimmediately.
“哇,这个镜子居然还可以拉特写,画面还这么清晰,得多少像素啊?”错过了不可思议魔法学院的开业,没能在第一时间见识到各种各样的魔法物品的汪杏花发出没有见识的声音。Sheis saying, but alsoputs out a handto trace the pattern on mirrorbase: „Thisstarisdifferent, the skinis really good, is whiteandtendercould not have seen the pore. Ms.slow over 30years old, the corner of the eyedid not havethin lines, whatskin appliances that usuallyused.”
她说着,还伸手摸了摸镜子基座上的花纹:“这明星就是不一样,皮肤真好,又白又嫩还看不见毛孔。徐女士也有30多岁了吧,眼角都没有细纹耶,平时用的什么护肤品啊。”„Skinis truly good.”rivertea the nodexpressed the support, „did not have the smallpoxsmallpox, without the dark pouche, the skin before makeupdid not havedarksinking. Shouldbebecausepantinghad not lived, does not needto stay up lateto make a movie, does not needto attendvariousevents, belt/bringmakeupmore than tenhours, will not restevery dayalsowell, therefore the skinis very goodthis period of time.”
“皮肤确实不错。”江茶点头表示赞同,“没有痘痘,没有黑眼圈,妆前的皮肤也没有暗沉。应该是因为过气了没有活,不用熬夜拍戏,也不用出席各种活动,不会每天带妆十几个小时,休息得也不错,所以这段时间皮肤特别好。”Jiang Qi:......江祺:……Whylistened torivertea saying that hesuddenonethoughtMs.slowpossiblydid not want such goodskin.
为什么听江茶这么说,他突然一下觉得徐女士可能不想要这么好的皮肤。„Mentioned the skin careactually, the magicfactory of zerohad a verybest-sellingcosmetologydemonmedicine, Iused more than 100years of effect good. Zeroshouldknow the formula, ifyouif needed, will praise the boastsIto givehimnext timeseveralhigh-qualityphilosopher's stone, makinghimbringsomeraw materialsto comeIto helpeveryonemakeseveralbottles.”
“说起护肤其实,零家的魔法工厂有一款很畅销的美容魔药,我用了100多年效果还不错。零应该知道配方,如果你们有需要的话,下次夸夸回去我给他几块高级魔法石,让他带些原材料过来我帮大家做几瓶。”„Mydemonmedicinelevel, Lilianwas good, drinkswill not disfigure one's faceabsolutely.”
“我的魔药水平还是可以的,比莉莉安好,喝了绝对不会毁容。”The one whorepliedPrincipalPeggywas a silence.
回答佩吉校长的是一片沉默。riverteasaidslowly: „Principal, Ishouldnot use, Iam a tea tree, the cosmetologydemonmedicineto the plantshouldnownoeffect.”
江茶缓缓道:“校长,我应该是用不到了,我现在还是一棵茶树,美容魔药对植物应该没什么效果吧。”woofXinghuaalsobeckons with the handagain and again: „Icannot use, Iam a ghost.”
汪杏花也连连摆手:“我也用不到,我是鬼。”PrincipalPeggy can only continueto look at the mirrormonitoringdisappointedly.
佩吉校长只能失望地继续看镜子监控。Inclassroom, Lilian, becauseunder the stagesat a kryptongold/metalamountto reach as high as1.97 millionkryptonsto be old, seemedsomewhatanxious, attending classtimedisplayedsomewhatis slightly abnormal, explodedseveraltimes.
教室里,莉莉安因为台下坐了一位氪金金额高达197万的氪老,显得有些紧张,上课的时候发挥稍稍有些失常,多炸了几次。Almostplatformexploding.
差点把讲台给炸了。Howeverthisis the smallissue, at least the studentscannot look. Theyalsothink that thisis only the pureprogrameffect, thought that directorLilian the personis really good, knowseveryonelikeslooking, the multi-flowerswere explodedseveraltimesbyspent manyspecially.
不过这都是小问题,至少学生们看不出来。他们还以为这只是单纯的节目效果,觉得莉莉安校董人真好,知道大家喜欢看,特意多花经费多炸几次。„Today the relatedfireis the utilization of magicontohere, becausetoday'scourse contentis quite important, thereforeherewill giveeveryoneto assign a smallhomework.”
“今天有关火系魔法的运用就上到这里,由于今天的课程内容比较重要,所以我这里会给大家布置一个小作业。”„Hands overoneto melt the possibleinfluencereportbeforenext Tuesdayno less than the relatedwater and fireelements of 500characters, the visitfresh can also present the report, submitswas enoughthrough the amusement parkpublicnumber. Report contentsspeciallyoutstandingwill have the pleasant surprisesmallpresent, hopes that visitlives in the inconceivablewizard schoolcanpasshappyoneday, Ifirstwalk, yourememberborrowing the magic wand and bookreturnin the drawer, bye-bye!”
“在下周二之前交一份不少于500字的有关水火元素相融可能产生的影响的报告,参观生们也可以递交报告,通过游乐园公众号递交就行。报告内容特别优异的会有惊喜小礼品,希望各位参观生在不可思议魔法学院里都能度过愉快的一天,我先走啦,你们记得把借来的魔杖和书放回抽屉里,拜拜!”LilyAn Run, left behind a piece of platformin confusion.
莉莉安润了,留下一片狼藉的讲台。Ms.slowmoved.
徐女士动了。In the office, the 4people before mirrorturn very quiet, somewhatis anxious.
办公室里,镜子前的四人屏住呼吸,都有些紧张。Without the means that mayconcern1.97 millionbiglistsover the following one minute!
没办法,接下来的一分钟可关乎197万的大单呐!ThenMs.slowwas blockedbybehindperson.
然后徐女士就被身后的人拦下来。„Beautiful woman, are youorpatting the videoin the live broadcast?”InMs.slow the followingbig brotherisonerange estimate1.9 meters in height, the body weight190standardrobust men, are longare notdevils, is the whole personlookshas the imposing mannerspecially, making one be cannot help but inspired.
“美女,你这是在直播还是在拍视频呐?”在徐女士后面的大哥是一位目测身高1米9,体重190的标准款壮汉,长得不算凶神恶煞,就是整个人看着特别有气势,让人不由得心生敬畏。„Iam pattingvlog.”Ms.slowunhurriedlysaid/tunnel, butlooked at a platformquietly.
“我在拍vlog。”徐女士不慌不忙地道,只是悄悄瞄了一眼讲台。Onlycansay that Ms.slowworthilyis the professional actor, is rapidfacingthissituationresponse, dealsfreely.
只能说徐女士不愧是专业演员,面对这种突发情况反应迅速,应对自如。„Vlog, Iknow,my daughteralsopattedbefore. Shewatched the moviewith the schoolmatebefore, shotseveralminutes of vlog.” The big brotherchattedunexpectedly, looked attwolenscuriously, „on the other hand, did the beautiful womanhave the personto tellyou, yougrewvery muchlook like a movie star, called, to call......”
“vlog啊,我知道,我女儿之前也拍。她之前和同学去看电影,也拍了一个几分钟的vlog。”大哥居然就这么聊起来了,好奇的看了两眼镜头,“话说回来,美女有没有人跟你说过,你长得很像一个电影明星,叫,叫……”Ms.slowplannedis perfunctorytwoto rush toplatformthereto turn the missionfragment, finallywas said being able to start to walklegbybig brotherthatmovie star, can only firstlook at a platform, determinesown1.97 millionalso, thenwarmaskingbig brother:
徐女士原本打算敷衍两句就冲到讲台那里去翻任务碎片,结果被大哥那句电影明星说得迈不开腿,只能先看一眼讲台,确定自己的197万还在,然后热情的问大哥:„Sometrulypeoplehad saidIlook like the movie star, issurnamed Xu?”
“确实有人说过我长得像电影明星,是不是姓徐?”„Right!” The big brotherwas excited, „issurnamed Xu! Called... to call... to call......”
“对对对!”大哥激动了,“就是姓徐!叫…叫…叫……”Inlook that inMs.slowanticipates, the big brothersaidloudly: „slowx!”
在徐女士期待的眼神中,大哥大声说出:“徐x!”Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……Iamslowxx!
我是徐xx!ThatslowxandIhave the relations!
那个徐x和我有个屁关系!Also, whythatslow can xbe called the movie star? How manymoviesshemade, does shematchher???
还有,凭什么那个徐x能够被人称为电影明星?她才拍了几部电影,她配吗她???Ms.slowsqueezes a smile: „This... othershad not saidwithmeIlook likeher, said that Ilook likeanotherperson. Perhapsmyfaceisa little populaceface......”
徐女士挤出一个笑容:“这样啊…别人都是没和我说过我长得像她,都说我长得像另一个人。可能我这个人的脸就是有点大众脸吧……”ThenMs.slowonsleek/moist, looked atbackalso some stances of fleeing to the wilderness.
然后徐女士就润了,看背影还有些落荒而逃的架势。„Does beautiful woman, howyouwalktowardfront? Gateinbehind!”
“美女,你怎么朝前面走啊?门在后面!”„Ilooked that side the platformis very chaotic, is thinkinghelpsdirectorLilianreorganize. In onlinedid not haveoneultralongto capture/raidin detailsaid that cleaned uppossiblyistriggeringhidden one of the missionmethods? Ifeelto do the cleaning in classroom to be better than to triggercleaningoutsidehealth.”
“我看讲台那边挺乱的,想着帮莉莉安校董整理一下。网上不是有一个超长详细攻略里面说打扫卫生可能是触发隐藏任务的方法之一吗?我觉得打扫教室里的卫生应该比打扫外面的卫生好触发。”Ms.slowsaid that acts in a playsheto be specialized, scenariowrote.
徐女士表示演戏她是专业的,剧本都写好了。„This!” The big brothernods, feelsrational, collectsto cleantogether.
“这样啊!”大哥点点头,觉得有理,凑上去一起打扫。Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……
The big brothersaidwarmly: „Beautiful woman, this is the sedimentfragment, under your even/includingcleaning raghas not waitednot to scratch the hand, Iknow that whichis clean, Igoto look for a cleaning ragtoyou.”
大哥热情地说:“美女,这全是渣子碎片,你这连块抹布都没有等下别把手划伤了,我知道清洁间在哪,我去给你找块抹布来。”Ms.slowbeckons with the hand: „Does not use.”
徐女士摆摆手:“不用了。”ThenMs.slowpulls out the cleaning rag, sponge, the washing dishesarrange/cloth, cleanser, glove and garbage bagfrom the package, demonstrated the owncompleteequipment, givesbig brotherwashing dishesto makehimlook at the situationwhile convenientto scratch.
然后徐女士从包里掏出抹布、海绵、洗碗布、清洁剂、手套和垃圾袋,展示自己齐全的装备,顺便还递给大哥一个洗碗布让他看情况擦。„Big brother, can youhelpmetake the cell phoneto helpmepat?”Ms.slowgives the big brother the cell phonedirectly.
“大哥,你能帮我拿下手机帮我拍一下吗?”徐女士直接把手机递给大哥。„Goodgood, Imaypat the video, my wifedaughtergoes outto playisIhelpsthemphotographto pat the video.”SeesMs.slowto believe that ownphotographytechnology, the big brotherwas happy, received the cell phoneto photographseriouslyearnestly.
“好的好的,我可会拍视频了,我老婆女儿出去玩都是我帮她们拍照拍视频。”见徐女士这么相信自己的拍摄技术,大哥开心极了,郑重接过手机认真拍摄。As everyone knowsMs.slowworried the big brothersnatchedhermissionfragment.
殊不知徐女士只是担心大哥抢了她的任务碎片。Ms.slowstartsthisauthenticationplatformnearbyfragment, looked that Ms.slowwill usually clean up, it is estimated thatisoneselfsomecleanliness/mysophobia, when the cleaningfragmentis careful, does not seek for the most essentialmissionfragmentconstantly.
徐女士开始这认证讲台附近的碎片,看出来徐女士平时是会打扫卫生的,估计是本人有些洁癖,所以在清扫碎片的时候非常仔细,并不是一味寻找最关键的任务碎片。„Beautiful woman, where are you from?” The big brotherstarted the chattingpattern.
“美女,你是哪儿人啊?”大哥开始了唠嗑模式。„Central Plainperson.”
“中原人。”„, Yourstandard spoken Chinesesaidvery well, absolutelydoes not have the voice. Iam a northerner, should yoube ableto listen?”
“哦,你普通话说得挺好的呀,完全没有口音。我是北方人,你应该能听出来吧?”„...... Canlisten.”
“……能听出来。”„Are you a personplay?”
“你是一个人来玩吗?”„Right.”
“对。”„Was skillful, I am also a personplay. Todayis the working day, the beautiful womanyouweresnatch the ticketnot to hateto draw back, asked for leavespecially.”
“巧了,我也是一个人来玩。今天是工作日,美女你是抢到了票舍不得退,特意请假来的吧。”„It is not, Iwas unemployedrecently, idleam also idling.”
“不是,我最近失业,闲着也是闲着。”„, Unemployment. The beautiful womenyou should not be discouraged, in the two years the trulymanypeopleare unemployed, youattractivestarface, looksalso20 years old, is very definitely easyto look for the work.”
“哦,失业啊。美女你也别灰心,这两年确实有好多人失业,你长得这么漂亮一副明星脸,看着也就20来岁,肯定很好找工作。”Onehear of big brotherssaidoneselfseem like20 -year-old, Ms.slowwas happyimmediately, is interested inchattingon own initiative: „Big brother are you a personcome? Hasn't your daughtersnatched the ticket?”
一听大哥说自己看上去才20来岁,徐女士顿时心情舒畅,都有兴趣主动聊天了:“大哥你怎么是一个人来的?你女儿没抢到票吗?”„Snatched, timethatgirl who snatched the ticketmaybe happy. The resultforsees the concomitant tragedy, going downstairstimerolledto break the legfrom the staircase, couple of days agojustcompleted the surgerystillto lie downin the hospitalnow, my wifetook care ofherin the hospital.”
“抢到了,抢到票的时候那丫头可开心了。结果乐极生悲,下楼的时候从楼梯上滚下去把腿摔断了,前两天刚做完手术现在还在医院里躺着呢,我老婆在医院照顾她。”„Isaiddrew back the ticket, sheis not willing, to makemeplay, thenpats the video, had better be ablediscover that anythinghiddenmissionto lether and schoolmateshows off.”
“我本来说把票退了,她死活不肯,非要让我一个人来玩,然后拍视频,最好能发现一下什么隐藏任务让她和同学炫耀。”„Wherethishiddenmissionto have that gooddiscovery, Ionlinecheckedmanyto capture/raid, looked that thesedense and numerouscharacterslooked atmyeyeto look at the flower, a cluedid not have.”
“这个隐藏任务哪有那么好发现哦,我在网上查了好多攻略,看那些密密麻麻的字看得我眼睛都看花了,一点线索都没有。”„Thisgadgetwherehas is so goodIto discover,Iaskedunderthatwhatpostspecially, only then1stdayhadtwoanchorluckto be goodto discover. Thisa halfmonth, has not seen the 2ndpersonto discover.”
“这玩意儿哪有那么好我发现,我专门在那个什么帖子下面问了,只有第一天有两个主播运气好发现了。这都半个多月了,也没见第二个人发现。”„The beautiful womanyoujustremindedme, Iforgotalso to cleanhygienicmethod.”
“要不是美女你刚刚提醒我,我都忘了还有打扫卫生这个方法。”Listened to the big brother saying that Ms.slowpicked the fragmenthand.
听大哥这么说,徐女士捡碎片的手一顿。„Beautiful woman, whichwebsite can your Isend to come up? Does yournumbername? Ipay attention, how do youcut the video the level? Iknow that your type of is very good, when the time comesonmy daughter who is longermuch the beautiful womanvideoto cutsaidyourvlogisIhelpspat, so as to avoidshedislikesmyhandto shaketo patbadly.” The big brotherwas still saying.
“美女啊,你这个我要发到哪个网站上去?你的号叫什么名字?我关注一下,你剪视频的水平怎么样啊?我知道你这种长得好看的美女视频剪的都特别好,到时候就我女儿说你的vlog是我帮忙拍的,免得她嫌我手抖拍得差。”大哥还在自顾自地说。At this moment, cleaned the hygienictouriststo run into the classroom outside, the discoveryalreadyacts swiftly to get there firstbyMs.slow and big brother, unavoidablyhad the meaning of retreating.
就在这时,在外面打扫卫生的游客们已经冲进了教室,发现已被徐女士和大哥捷足先登,不免生出退却之意。
The inconceivablewizard schoolstarts doing businessis so long, the touristshave the tacit understandingvery much. Is cleaninghygienicaspectalwaysfirstto comefirst, does not contend forothersdomain.
不可思议魔法学院开业这么久,游客们互相之间都是很有默契的。在打扫卫生这方面一向是先来先得,绝不抢别人地盘。Thisimmoralmatter, the virtuoustouristsare not dry!
这种不道德的事情,有道德的游客们不干!„, You twocomegoodmorning, Ithink that the fireis the magicclassclassroomcertainlyismy.”Takes the broombucket and cleaning rag, lookedis the younglittleelder brother who cleans the hygienicKingmakes the sound of admiration.
“哇,你们两个来的好早,我以为火系魔法课的教室一定是我的。”拿着扫把水桶和抹布,一看就是打扫卫生王者的年轻小哥发出敬佩的声音。„You have the cleanser and sponge! Whereinfound?”
“你们还有清洁剂和海绵!在哪找到的?”„Oneselfbring.”Ms.slowsaid,sends out the invitationtoward the littleelder brother, „justattended classTeacherLilianexplodedmanytimes, almostgaveto explode the platform. Nearbythismanyglassdisintegrating slagsboth of uscannot clean, oryou......”
“自己带的。”徐女士道,朝小哥发出邀请,“刚刚上课的时候莉莉安老师炸了好多次,差点把讲台都给炸了。这附近有好多玻璃碎渣我们两个人也打扫不过来,要不你……”„Goodgood!” The littleelder brotherputs down the bucketto startto sweep the floor.
“好呀好呀!”小哥放下水桶就开始扫地。„Has very smallfragment, Isuggested that youtake the cleaning ragbit by bitto clean up.”Ms.slowsaid,gave back to the littleelder brotherto refer toonesurely without missionfragmentregionwhile convenient, „, orstartedfromthere.”
“有很多很小的碎片,我建议你拿抹布一点一点清理。”徐女士道,顺便还给小哥指了一块肯定没有任务碎片的区域,“要不就从那里开始吧。”Littleelder brotherto rubhas the sleeveto startto work.
小哥撸起袖子开始干活。Justsquatted down, takes the mop and cleaning rag, lookedwas the younglittleelder sister who cleaned the hygienicKingflushed.
刚蹲下,又有一个拿着拖把和抹布,一看就是打扫卫生王者的年轻小姐姐冲了进来。
After a halfminute, the littleelder sistersquatsinanotherregionworks, Ms.slowarrangestoeveryoneclear.
半分钟后,小姐姐蹲在另外一块区域干活,徐女士给大家安排的明明白白的。
The big brothercontinuesto photograph.
大哥继续摄像。In the officewaitsto hide the missiontriggeredfourpeoplesomewhatpuzzled.
办公室里等着隐藏任务被触发的四人有些不解。„Why doesn't Ms.slowpickdirectlythatredfragment? Picksto stareis looking ata while, saidone, thisfragmentis quite strange, probablywill shine. Notwas enough?”Jiang Qidoes not understand that Ms.slowdidso manyprerequisiteplotsto do, findsthreepeopleto witness.
“徐女士为什么不直接把那块红色碎片捡起来?捡起来盯着看一会儿,说一句,诶,这个碎片好奇怪呀,好像会发光。不就行了吗?”江祺不明白徐女士搞这么多前置剧情干什么,找了三个人来见证。„PrincipalPeggyyouwithherhad not said that whichfragmentconcreteis?”woofXinghuaasked.
“佩吉校长你没和她说具体是哪块碎片吗?”汪杏花问。Somepeoplequestioned that ownservice attitude, PrincipalPeggysaidimmediately: „Naturally said that Igavehermanager the fragmentyesterday evening, makinghermanagerlooktoher. Ifshedoes not know that definitelyis the managerhas the issue, perhaps the managerisin the ghost, the biggestblackprostitutechild, doesto be smellyintentionallyshe.”
有人质疑自己的服务态度,佩吉校长当即道:“当然说了,我昨天晚上就把碎片递给她经纪人,让她经纪人给她看。她如果不知道肯定是经纪人有问题,没准经纪人就是内鬼,最大的黑粉头子,故意搞臭她。”„Shewill be no wonder panting.”
“怪不得她会过气。”rivertea:......
江茶:……„Naturally, in my opinionMs.slowpossiblyis onlypurewantsto becomethisunreasonablekryptongold/metalplotreasonable, highlightsownkoipersonto supposewhile convenient.”PrincipalPeggythensaid,„4peoplepresent, only thenshediscovered, won't appearherluckvery?”
“当然,在我看来徐女士可能只是单纯的想把这一段不合理的氪金剧情变得合理而已,顺便凸显一下自己的锦鲤人设。”佩吉校长接着道,“四个人在场,只有她发现了,不就会显得她运气很好吗?”Ms.Xu'sscenariotrulywrites.
徐女士的剧本确实就是这么写的。Againexcessivelysimplecleaning, theseannoyingscatteringafter the peripheralsmalldisintegrating slagsweeps clearcompletely. Ms.slowstartsto pickto throw into thesebigfragments the bag, thismatterno oneandshesnatches, becauseonly thenMs.slowsupplied for oneself the glove, shelooksmost specialized.
再过简单的清扫,把那些烦人的散落在周边的小碎渣全部清扫掉后。徐女士开始把那些大碎片捡起来扔进袋子里,这件事情没有人和她抢,因为只有徐女士自备了手套,她看起来最专业。FinallyMs.slowreachedthatredmissionfragment the hand.
终于徐女士将手伸向了那块红色的任务碎片。Shetook the fragment.
她把碎片拿了起来。Gravity that anotherthreepeoplehave not realized the matter, big brotheralsoinconscientiousphotography.
另外三人还没有意识到事情的严重性,大哥还在兢兢业业的拍摄。„.”Ms.slowstared at the fragmentto look ata while, „thisfragmentwas quite strange.”
“诶。”徐女士盯着碎片看了一会儿,“这块碎片好奇怪呀。”„What?”Threepeoplepoke head, becausebig brothercuriouslensonecrooked, has not made the fragment.
“什么?”三人探头,大哥因为好奇镜头一歪,没拍到碎片。Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……Ok, thisobviouslyreal.
算了,这样更显真实。„Youthought that thisfragmentseems like the fluorescence.”Ms.slowkeeps off the handon the fragmentlets the raytarnish, „probablywill shine, but also is very fun.”
“你们有没有觉得这个碎片好像是荧光的。”徐女士把手挡在碎片上让光线变暗,“好像会发光,还挺好玩的。”„Realei!”Snatches the smallelder sisterface of mopto be surprised, „andotherfragmentsare different!”
“真的欸!”抢到拖把的小姐姐一脸惊奇,“和其他碎片不一样!”„Red light, strangeinteresting, thisgadgetputsin the haunted house the thiefto be definitely scary.” The littleelder brotherechoes.
“还是红光,怪有意思的,这玩意儿放到鬼屋里肯定贼吓人。”小哥附和。Howevereveryonehas not been serious, Ms.slowadmitsin the fragment the garbage bag.
不过大家也没当回事,徐女士把碎片放进垃圾袋里。„Ding.”Has not resoundedin the schoolbroadcaststo suddenly resound.
“叮。”从来没有响起过的校内广播突然响起。„Congratulatesto visitfreshdiscovered that directorLilianhidden the plot'sfirstpoint of essentialitem- 【Strangeexplosionfragment】, Pleasediscover that the visit of fragmentlives the fragmentsubmitsto the directorroom.”
“恭喜参观生们发现莉莉安校董隐藏剧情第一环的关键道具-【奇怪的爆炸碎片】,请发现碎片的参观生将碎片递交至校董室。”„Inconceivablewizard schoolremindedvisitto liveherewarmly, the hiddenplot of directorLilianaltogether hadthreepoints, maylivebyallvisitsjointlycompletestogether. Wantedto complete the firstpointto needto findthreeessentialitems, whenthreepointswere fully completed, the schoolwill conduct the epiclevelto renew, the openingupwardfloor, askingeveryoneto visitfreshtries hardto explore the school, enjoyed the magiclife.”
“不可思议魔法学院在这里温馨提醒各位参观生,莉莉安校董的隐藏剧情共有三环,可由全体参观生一起共同完成。想要完成第一环需要找到三个关键道具,等到三环全部完成,学校将进行史诗级更新,开放向上楼层,请各位参观生们努力探索学校,享受魔法生活。”Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……
The goodexaggeratingcircularcontent, is the schooldid thata littletoodesirably, appeared a oneselfreallyverylikelyrequest.
好夸张的通告内容,学校这么做是不是有点太刻意了,显得自己真的很像个托。Threepeople: „!”
三人:“哇!”
The broomlittleelder brotherwas excited the faceto be red, whole faceworshipseesMs.slow, as ifsawOusovereign: „Littleelder sister, you were also too flamboyant! Openinghiddenmission, the epiclevelrenews, threepoints, threeessentialitems...... oh!”
扫把小哥激动得脸都红了,满脸崇拜的看着徐女士,仿佛看到了欧皇:“小姐姐,你也太牛逼了吧!开启隐藏任务,史诗级更新,三环,三个关键道具……哇塞!”„Littleelder sisteryourreallysuperOusovereign!” The moplittleelder sisterechoes, „justbroadcastto makeyouhand over the directorroom the fragment of thatillumination? The littleelder sisteryou can also go to the directorroom! No one has entered the directorroom, youopened the recenthiddenplotnot only, youalsoopened the recentmap!”
“小姐姐你真的超级欧皇!”拖把小姐姐附和,“刚刚广播是不是让你把那个发光的碎片交到校董室去?小姐姐你还可以去校董室!从来没有人进过校董室,你不光开启了新的隐藏剧情,你还开新地图了!”Photographs the big brotheras in the professionalracketvideo, smiles: „Does beautiful woman, wait formeto be ablewithyouto enter the directorroom? In any caseyousuchattractively, yousaid that youare the netare red, Iamyourcameraman, makingmego to have a look, askedyou!”
拍摄大哥依旧在敬业拍视频,腼腆一笑:“美女,等一下我能不能和你一起进校董室?反正你长得这么好看,你就说你是网红,我是你的摄像师,让我进去看看吧,求求你了!”Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……Iam an actor!
我是演员啊!
!
!By training, makes the soap operato develop the movie, mypeakhas also worked as the moviefemalelord!
科班出身,拍过电视剧演过电影,我巅峰时期还当过电影女主啊!
!
!
The moplittleelder sisterheard can also like this, immediatelytwoshininglookstoMs.slow: „Littleelder sister, youcanalsoleadmeto go, yousaid that Iamyourassistant.”
拖把小姐姐一听说还可以这样,顿时两眼放光的看向徐女士:“小姐姐,你可以也带我进去嘛,你就说我是你的助理。”„I can also be an assistant.” The broomlittleelder brotherraises hand.
“我也可以是助理。”扫把小哥举手。Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……Tired, destruction.
累了,毁灭吧。„Good, the convenientmatter, looked that directorLiliandid makeour4peoplego. Reallywas not goodsaid that wasour4 the fragments of commondiscoveries.”Ms.slowis saying with a smile.
“好呀,顺手的事,就看莉莉安校董让不让我们四个人进去了。实在不行就说是我们四个共同发现的碎片。”徐女士微笑着道。„Good!”
“好耶!”„Thanks the littleelder sister, you are really personMaximare friendly, dá!”
“谢谢小姐姐,你真是人美心善,么么哒!”„On the other hand, did the littleelder sister, haveperson and youhad saidyoudid growvery muchlook like a star?” The moplittleelder sisterasked.
“话说回来,小姐姐,有没有人和你说过你长得很像一个明星?”拖把小姐姐问。Ms.slowhappilynods: „Oftensomepeoplesaid,youthoughtwhomIdo look like?”
徐女士欣慰点头:“经常有人说,你觉得我像谁?”„Yellowx!”
“黄x!”Ms.slow:......
徐女士:……
The 4people in officestartedto sympathize withMs.slow.
办公室里的四人都开始同情徐女士了。„Reallymiserable.”Jiang Qisaid.
“真惨呐。”江祺道。„Reallymiserable.”riverteaunderstandsthistypevery much the mistakenly recognizedpain, understandsMs.slow, „Igo backto askMs.slowto go to myofficethis afternoonto drink tea.”
“真惨。”江茶很懂这种被人错认的痛,非常理解徐女士,“我今天下午就回去请徐女士去我的办公室里喝茶。”Notforkryptonold1.97 million, becausepitiesheart to heart.
不是为了氪老的197万,就因为心心相惜。„Are thesethreepeopleourpersonorMs.Xu'sperson?”woofXinghuahas not understood the presentsituation, thinks that Ms.slowis still acting in a play, nowis doing the programeffect.
“这三个人是我们的人还是徐女士的人呐?”汪杏花没太看懂现在的情况,以为徐女士还在演戏,现在在搞节目效果。PrincipalPeggy: „...... Has such a possibility, thesethree are really the passers-by.”
佩吉校长:“……有没有那么一种可能,这三个真的是路人。”woofXinghuasighs: „Reallymiserable.”
汪杏花叹了一口气:“真惨啊。”
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