„Bye-bye!” “拜拜！” „Director Lilian bye-bye!” “莉莉安校董拜拜！” The inconceivable wizard school entrance, Lilian Station leaves the visit of school fresh to wave to say goodbye to the bags on the stair with a smile. 不可思议魔法学院门口,莉莉安站在台阶上笑着向大包小包离开学校的参观生们挥手道别。 The setting sun in the western sky, the setting sun afterglow sprinkles on the front door of castle a flood beginning golden light, lining Lilian's red hair is dazzling. Lilian is smiling, when the expression and meets this morning the visit lives exactly the same in the school entrance, is only the smile is more sincere, is brighter. 夕阳西下,夕阳的余晖洒在城堡的大门上泛起点点金光,衬得莉莉安的红发更加耀眼。莉莉安微笑着,表情和今天早上在学校门口接参观生时一模一样,只是笑容更加真挚,更加灿烂一些。 No matter what who noticed that this the sincerity smile that is difficult not to show to be from the heart. 任谁看到这一幕都很难不露出发自内心的真心的笑容。 The left school visit lives, one is one, is completely the bags. The magic wand, the law robe, the demon model calligraphy is the standard configuration, basically looked the quantity of size and accessory that packages can judge these people bought many. 离校的参观生,有一个算一个,全部都是大包小包。魔杖,法袍,魔法书是标配,基本上看包裹的大小和身上饰品的数量就可以判断出这些人买了多少。 / Cursed the crystal ball from 6888 high-end predictions, to 68 bricks, did not have these tourists not to buy. Buys the crystal balls normally also to form a complete set «Crystal ball Divine 100 Omen», confident also needs to be joined to one to own curse talent again enters the step version «Cursed Crystal ball 99 Usage-styles». 上至6888的高端预言/诅咒水晶球,下至68的板砖,就没有这些游客不买的。买水晶球通常还要配套一本《水晶球占卜的100个预兆》,对自己的诅咒天赋有信心的还需要再配上一本进阶版的《诅咒水晶球的99个使用方式》。 „, Your this bracelet is really attractive, buys in the souvenir store?” “哇,你这个手链真好看,是在纪念品商店买的吗？” „Right right, so long as 188, shake also to shine!” Buys the tourist of bracelet happily to shake the bracelet on hand, the bracelet really sends out the weak light. “对呀对呀,只要188,晃晃还会发光呢！”买手链的游客得意晃晃手上的手链,手链果然发出微弱的光。 „!” “哇！” „My God, your curse crystal ball is quite expensive, I also want to buy from the beginning, finally does not give up.” “我的天,你这个诅咒水晶球好贵的,我一开始也想买,最后还是舍不得。” „Hehe, I triggered hidden mission of Principal Peggy, Principal Peggy asked me to go to the office to drink the afternoon tea, gave back to list of my souvenir store 5 to destroy a promissory note. I want not to think, takes to curse the crystal ball directly!” “嘿嘿,我触发了佩吉校长的隐藏任务,佩吉校长请我去办公室喝下午茶,还给了我一张纪念品商店的单品五折券。我想都不想,直接拿下诅咒水晶球！” „!” The peripheral person sends out the envy place the sound, „you unexpectedly also the principal's office, what is the principal's office?” “哇！”周边人发出嫉妒地哇声,“你居然还进了校长室,校长室是什么样啊？” „On... the lots, does not talk clearly for a short time. I said that sheep's head in the principal's office sang rap to me, the sheep's head is also in front of my quarrels through the deer of mirror and assembly hall. Teacup in the principal's office is meets to brave the drinks, wants to drink anything to brave anything, I drank 10 cups really unable to drink to stop the mouth.” “就…很多东西,一时半会儿说不清。我这么说吧,校长室里的羊头给我唱了一段rap,羊头还当着我的面通过镜子和礼堂的鹿头吵了一架。校长室里的茶杯是会自己冒饮品的,想喝什么冒什么,我一口气喝了十杯实在喝不下了才停嘴。” The crowds have envied unable to breathe, thinks this buddy is only a pure rich elder brother, never expected that he is actually Ou sovereign of hidden. 围观群众已经嫉妒到无法呼吸,原本以为这哥们只是个单纯的富哥,没想到他其实是隐藏的欧皇。 little Ms. Ou sovereign T to the look that Ou Huangtou envies greatly, is comforting itself at heart: All right, although oneself have not gone to the principal's office, but oneself gave the armor to put on the hand lotion and sun block lotion. 小欧皇T女士对大欧皇投去嫉妒的眼神,在心里安慰自己:没事,自己虽然没去校长室,但是自己给盔甲涂了护手霜和防晒霜。 Just passed by the time armor surface of armor is greasy, explained that own hand lotion and sun block lotion have not spread white/in vain. 刚刚路过盔甲的时候盔甲表面还是油乎乎的,说明自己的护手霜和防晒霜没白涂。 Moreover the armor also said to oneself thanks! 而且盔甲还对自己说谢谢！ Thanks! 谢谢诶！ Ms. T decides to go back to snatch the ticket today, this month must come again one time, brings one package of sun block lotions and hand lotions, spreads to the armor one time all the way! T女士决定今天回去就抢票,这个月必须再来一次,带一包防晒霜和护手霜,给盔甲们一次涂个够！ Lilian Station on stair, smile toward leaving school the visit fresh waves, while is calculating the population at heart. 莉莉安站在台阶上,一边微笑地朝离校的参观生们挥手,一边在心里计算人数。 Waits for the time to be similar, Lilian opens the mouth with a smile: „Welcome to come the inconceivable wizard school next time again, the front door of school opens wide to everyone forever.” 等时机差不多,莉莉安才笑着开口:“欢迎各位下次再来不可思议魔法学院,学校的大门永远向大家敞开。” „Finally, makes me give everyone again a point on point of departure small gift.” “最后,再让我送大家一点临别小礼物吧。” Saying, Lilian pulls out the demon model calligraphy, opens one page casually, is blowing to the page gently. 说着,莉莉安掏出魔法书,随便翻开一页,对着书页轻轻一吹。 In a twinkling, the page turns into white origami cranes, flies toward the people. In that moment that the origami crane departs tremblingly, in the castle blows out cool breeze, the origami crane rides the wind far rapidly. 霎时间,书页化成一只只白色千纸鹤,朝众人飞去。就在千纸鹤颤颤巍巍飞出的那一刻,城堡里吹出一阵清风,千纸鹤乘着风越飞越远。 Puts out a hand to meet to near Ms. T, holds the in the air origami crane, carefully looked, discovered on the origami crane has one crooked looks is the hand-written words: 离得近的T女士伸手去接,抓住空中的千纸鹤,仔细一看,发现千纸鹤上有一句歪歪扭扭的一看就是手写的话: Hopes everyone plays with fire is the magic class, after the time magic class teaches a course, registers for my time magic class!?(???????)? 希望大家玩火系魔法课,等到时间魔法课开课后,来报考我的时间魔法课哟！?(???????)? Lilian. 莉莉安。 Ms. T just showed the joyful expression, wants to share the character on origami crane to the nearby person, hears the nearby male student to shout: „On origami crane has the character!” T女士刚露出欣喜的表情,想向身边人分享千纸鹤上的字,就听见边上的男生喊:“千纸鹤上有字诶！” „ Elf gardening class welcome forever all students who like the plant. “精灵园艺课永远欢迎所有喜欢植物的学生。 deserted/few keen. ” 廖敏。” „On my origami crane yes, on my origami crane is not the words of Principal Peggy.” “我的千纸鹤上不是诶,我的千纸鹤上是佩吉校长的话。” „What?” “什么？” „Welcome register for the inconceivable wizard school, the visits live the registers to enjoy 95 booklets, the area two may enjoy 88 booklets.” “欢迎报考不可思议魔法学院,参观生报考可享95折,一带二可享88折。” „...... This actually very Principal Peggy, such a contrast or the words of Teacher river tea are quite practical.” “……这倒是很佩吉校长,这么一对比还是江茶老师的话比较实用。” „What?” “啥？” „Tea tree only divides the tree with the bush two types, does not have the green tea tree, does not have the black tea and white tea tree, this is the examination site must test.” “茶树只分乔木跟灌木两种,没有绿茶树,也没有红茶和白茶树,这是考点要考的。” In an numerous shared himself to attain origami crane the visit on words to live actively, attained Johann's the visit of origami crane to live appears that silent. 在一众积极分享自己拿到了千纸鹤上的话语的参观生中,拿到老约翰的千纸鹤的参观生显得是那么的沉默。 Some people noticed this group of silent people. 有人注意到了这一批沉默的人。 „Beautiful woman, what is the origami crane on your hand?” “美女,你手上的千纸鹤是什么呀？” „Is... Teacher John......” “是…约翰老师的……” „Teacher John? In the inconceivable wizard school also has this teacher?” “约翰老师？不可思议魔法学院里还有这个老师？” „Has, the teacher of dwarf architecture.” “有,矮人建筑学的老师。” „, What on the origami crane of Teacher John writes is what?” “哦,那约翰老师的千纸鹤上写的是什么？” „V = 1 / 6 H [ AB + ab + ( A + a ) ( B + b ) + ab ].” “V=1/6H[AB+ab+(A+a)(B+b)+ab]。” Others:??? 旁人:？？？ „What???” “啥？？？” The students of non- lodging leave school one after another, the students of lodging started their VIP experience. 非住宿的学生们陆续离校,住宿的学生们开始了他们的VIP体验。 In the principal's office, Jiang Qi and the others are holding the inconceivable wizard school business summary congress. 校长室里,江祺等人正在开不可思议魔法学院营业总结大会。 Attendees: Jiang Qi, Peggy, Lilian, zero, quarts, Johann, river tea 参会人员:江祺、佩吉、莉莉安、零、夸夸、老约翰、江茶 Conference content: The discussion of current condition and development trend of school. 会议内容:学院的当前状况与未来发展的讨论。 One group of people assemble at the round table, is Jiang Qi sits the seat of honor as usual, Principal Peggy is the assistant, what this conference takes the lead to speak is Lilian. 一群人围聚在圆桌旁,照例是江祺坐主位,佩吉校长担任副手,只不过这次会议率先发言的是莉莉安。 Lilian is difficult to go well to take a paper to report, takes the floor decent: „Till to 18:57, all ordinary visits lives leaves school completely. Currently the school still has student 78, teacher 12, teaching assistant 1, the visit lives 81.” 莉莉安难得手上拿着一份纸质报告,像模像样地起立发言:“截至至18点57分,所有普通参观生全部离校。目前学校尚有学生78名,教师12名,助教一名,参观生81名。” At present the inconceivable wizard school only then 1 building has the student's dormitory, can open to the tourist has 40, theoretically can only receive 80 people. But in cannot support this visit to live has the amusement park biggest donor Han Guishan family of three, gasser Han You letter/believes the young fatty not to have the issue. 目前不可思议魔法学院只有一楼有学生宿舍,能开放给游客的有40间,理论上只能接待80人。但架不住这次的参观生里有游乐园最大金主韩贵山一家三口,加塞一个韩攸信小胖子还是没问题的。 „Till 18 points, the turnover of souvenir store is 4.72 million, light/only director Han contributed 620,000.” “截止到18点,纪念品商店的营业额为472万,其中光韩校董一家就贡献了62万。” „Wait.” Jiang Qi lifts the hand to hint Lilian first to stop from time to time, „620,000? What did Han director they buy? Did they wholesale the crystal ball?” “等等。”江祺抬手示意莉莉安先停停,“62万？韩校董他们买什么了？他们批发水晶球了？” „, They bought four books.” Lily peaceful said, „, because the commodity are too many, therefore director Han chooses all commodities to come 4 types respectively, mail. 3 were divided to post to his three younger sisters, director Han said that wants to his sister pleasant surprise, the postage was undertaken by the inconceivable wizard school.” “哦,他们买了四本。”莉莉安道,“因为商品太多,所以韩校董选择所有商品各来四样,邮寄。三份分为邮给他的三个妹妹,韩校董说想给他妹妹们一个惊喜,邮费由不可思议魔法学院承担。” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Really, the pleasant surprise of rich man does not take the common road. 果然,有钱人的惊喜都是不走寻常路的。 Hopes the younger sister who director Han when opens express can also feel the pleasant surprise, in souvenir store peripheral principal is a quantity is big, several hundred express...... 希望韩校董的妹妹在拆快递的时候还能觉得惊喜,纪念品商店里的周边主打就是一个量大,几百份快递…… Jiang Qi can only hope the younger sisters who director Han like opening express. 江祺只能希望韩校董的妹妹们是喜欢拆快递的。 Lilian continued: „Sales volume highest single product is 88 new magic wands, sells 410. That side the souvenir store suggested that the school promotes the new magician three wraps of magic wand, the law robe and demon model calligraphy and «primary: River system magic», «primary: The fire is magic», «primary: The wood is the magic» textbook three wraps.” 莉莉安继续说:“销量最高的单品是88的新手魔杖,共售出410根。纪念品商店那边建议学校推出魔杖、法袍、魔法书的新手魔法师三件套和《初级:水系魔法》、《初级:火系魔法》、《初级:木系魔法》的课本三件套。” „What is worth the special explanations is, what the textbook sales volume is highest is goblin household management class «Goblin Clean Necessary 99 Small Skill», what second is high is praises the boasts in " goblin employment guide that in the classrooms recommends: Dead angle cleaning up ».” “值得特别说明的是,课本销量最高的是地精家政课的《地精清洁必备99个小技巧》,第二高的是夸夸在课堂上推荐的《地精就业指南:死角清理》。” „Principal Peggy thought that these two books can in the Taobao Shop on the shelf of amusement park, the sales volume should be good.” “佩吉校长觉得这两本书可以在游乐园的淘宝网店上架,销量应该不错。” Lilian has not forgotten to supplement: „What the textbook sales volume is then lowest is «Dwarf Architecture», the sales volume is 4, is director Han buys.” 莉莉安还不忘补充:“然后课本销量最低的是《矮人建筑学》,销量为四,全是韩校董买的。” Johann:...... 老约翰:…… Johann drank hot tea silently, said: „They do not understand.” 老约翰默默喝了一口热茶,道:“他们不懂。” river tea helps Johann speak at the right moment: „Although the class of Teacher John rested 75 students, but the echo is very good. The visit fresh generally thought that the dwarf architecture made them recover on the high school math / physics / chemical division feeling, the class could not understand is their issue, Teacher John certainly was a very specialized teacher.” 江茶适时帮老约翰说话:“虽然约翰老师的课睡了75的学生,但是反响很不错。参观生们普遍觉得矮人建筑学让他们找回了高中上数学/物理/化学课的感觉,课听不懂是他们的问题,约翰老师一定是一名很专业的老师。” Johann:...... 老约翰:…… Johann chooses to continue to drink tea silently. 老约翰选择继续默默喝茶。 „The above is today's campus report.” Lilian reported to finish. “以上就是今日的校园报告。”莉莉安汇报结束。 „.” “啪啪啪。” On the board broke out the sparse applause. 会议桌上响起了稀稀拉拉的掌声。 Jiang Qi went all out rouses two to hold, encourages. 江祺卖力地鼓了两下掌,以示鼓励。 When Lilian the director's first day the school made the profit, must encourage. 莉莉安当校董第一天学校就实现了盈利,必须鼓励。 „That-” Jiang Qi spoke, lengthens the tonality, „the present biggest problem came.” “那么-”江祺发言,拖长音调,“现在最大的问题来了。” „Tonight's nightwalking who grasps?” “今天晚上的夜游谁来抓？” Everyone's eyes were instantaneously bright. 所有人的眼睛瞬间亮了。 „Only has 4 quotas.” Principal Peggy supplemented. “只有四个名额。”佩吉校长补充。 „I!” Lilian rubs one to raise the hand, „I, I am specialized, I stress the nightwalking 30 years specialized!” “我！”莉莉安蹭地一下举起手,“我,我专业,我专业抓夜游30年！” „Director Lilian, you have not been 30 years of director.” Praised the boasts to complain low voice, does not dare to look up Lilian, only dares to look at Jiang Qi. “莉莉安校董,您都没当30年校董。”夸夸小声吐槽,不敢抬头看莉莉安,只敢看江祺。 „Boss, elects me, I will flicker to move, I grasp the nightwalking to affirm the line!” Praised the boasts to raise hand positively. “老板,选我,我会瞬移,我抓夜游肯定行！”夸夸积极举手。 Lilian:...... 莉莉安:…… Praised boasts you to change, you no longer were that sensible modestly declined courteous good good quarts. 夸夸你变了,你不再是原先那个懂事有礼谦让善良的好夸夸了。 Zero said leisurely: „I thought that the spirit stresses the nightwalking effect very good, only then I can flutter from the wall.” 零悠悠道:“我觉得幽灵抓夜游效果特别好,只有我可以从墙里飘出来。” river Chadian nods: „I also thought so that likewise, grasps the nightwalking also to need one to know students the teacher in position accurately.” 江茶点点头:“我也是这么觉得的,同理,抓夜游也需要一个能准确知晓学生们的位置的老师。” Average person Johann:...... 普通人老约翰:…… Johann looks at the person who guarded the threshing floor. 老约翰看了看场上的人。 Spirit, magician, goblin, tea tree essence, Boss, Principal...... 幽灵,魔法师,地精,茶树精,老板,校长…… fine, he continues to shut up. fine,他继续闭嘴。 Jiang Qi pondered a while: „This.” 江祺思考了一会儿:“这样吧。” „I first said one.” “我先说一句。” „I am a boss, do I occupy a quota everyone not to have the opinion?” “我是老板,我占一个名额大家没意见吧？” People:...... 众人:…… „Naturally no.” Principal Peggy is saying with a smile, „today is the opening ceremony, such important day, does the principal grasp the nightwalking is very normal personally?” “当然没有。”佩吉校长笑着道,“今天是开学典礼,这么重要的日子,校长亲自抓夜游也很正常吧？” People:...... 众人:…… „Our school......” “那我校……” „Had the principal enough.” “有校长就够了。” The Lilian words had not said that was broken by zero teacher. 莉莉安话还没说完就被零老师打断了。 Lilian:(??-??) 莉莉安:(??-??) Abuses the authority Jiang Qi and Principals Peggy looks at each other one mutually, looked at others, exchanged for two minutes with the look, finally opens the mouth by Principal Peggy. 滥用职权的江祺和佩吉校长互相对视一眼,看了看其他人,用眼神交流了两分钟,最终由佩吉校长开口。 „This, draws lots.” “这样吧,抓阄。” „WeChat draws, that I of zero help him pull out.” “微信抽奖,零的那份我来帮他抽。” After one minute,- 一分钟后- „Ha, in me!” Lilian is wild with joy. “哈哈哈,我中了！”莉莉安狂喜。 Johann looked at congratulation on cell phone to draw a prize-winning ticket, shows a faint smile, deep concealed merit and name. 老约翰看了眼手机上的恭喜中奖,微微一笑,深藏功与名。 river tea looks at wild with joy Lilian, lags behind said to zero teacher: „Zero, you thought that Lilian was the passive skill starts?” 江茶看着狂喜的莉莉安,后知后觉地对零老师道:“零,你有没有觉得莉莉安是被动技能发动了？” 【Lucky Lilian】 【幸运的莉莉安】 Lilian's investigation extremely lucky skill. 莉莉安的究极幸运技能。 Helpless zero said/tunnel: „Can look, she truly wants to grasp the nightwalking.” 零无奈地道:“看得出来,她确实很想抓夜游。”