In the morning 10:58, river system magic class in classroom full house. 上午10点58分,水系魔法课在教室里座无虚席。 The curriculum arrangement of inconceivable wizard school modified several times, has most started Jiang Qi to defer to the habit that many years go to school to form, establishes the time interval between each classes in 10 minutes. 9 : 00 am starts to have the 1st class, the school hours respectively are 9 : 00 ~ 10 : 00, 10 : 10 ~ 11 : 10 and 11 : 20 ~ 12 : 20. 不可思议魔法学院的课程安排先后改动过数次,最开始江祺按照多年上学养成的习惯,把每节课之间的间隔时间设置在十分钟。早上9点开始有第一节课,上课时间分别为9:00~10:00、10:10~11:10、11:20~12:20。 At noon for the lunch and relaxation time, 2 : 00 pm starts to attend class, on to 5 : 20 has been on vacation from school. 中午为午餐和休息时间,下午2点开始上课,一直上到5:20放学。 According to this class schedule, students, if the limit attended class for day to be able on 6 classes, on average each manager is one hour. 按照这个课表,学生们如果极限上课一天可以上六节课,平均每节课长达一个小时。 Naturally, has some exceptions. 当然,也有例外。 For example the crystal ball divination class takes one -and-a-half hours, praising the boasts goblin household management class of also to take one -and-a-half hours, deserted/few keen elf gardening class morning theoretical class was one hour, afternoon practical lesson was one -and-a-half hours. 比如说水晶球占卜课需要一个半小时,夸夸的地精家政课也需要一个半小时,廖敏的精灵园艺课上午的理论课是一个小时,下午的实践课是一个半小时。 Teachers and students at first dress rehearsal time, according to the Jiang Qi 10 minutes of rest class schedule conducts. 老师和学生们最初彩排的时候,是按照江祺的十分钟休息课表进行的。 Then 2nd day the class schedule of this anti-human was cancelled by Jiang Qi unilaterally. 然后第二天这个反人类的课表就被江祺单方面取消了。 The learn/study pressure of students is too actually big, every day uninterrupted attending class cannot bear. The amusement park has not requested each student one day to want on the full many classes, the student and ordinary tourist same can select the class that oneself like to go on. 倒不是学生们的学习压力太大,每天不间断的上课受不了。游乐园这边也没有要求每一个学生一天要上满多少课,学生和普通游客一样都可以挑自己喜欢的课去上。 After rehearsing half range, after Johann joined the classroom luxurious meal, the magic history class was full house, a dwarf architecture student this situation has not been has happened, principal was a reality. 排练到了后半程,老约翰加入教室豪华套餐后,魔法史课座无虚席,矮人建筑学一个学生没有这种情况也是发生过的,主打就是一个真实。 Reason that cancels is: If there is a student to be connected including the above two classes, 10 minutes arrive at the classroom very much difficultly smoothly. 取消的原因是:如果有学生想要连上两节课,十分钟很难顺利走到教室。 In the magic school, there are too many seductions to make the students not slow down the footsteps voluntarily, even stops the footsteps. 在魔法学校里,有太多的诱惑会使学生们不自觉放慢脚步,甚至停下脚步。 You walk, discovered on the corridor is hanging some animal / sang in speech / curses at people, can you stop to listen? 你走一走,发现走廊上挂着的某个动物头在说话/唱歌/骂人,你得停住听一听吧？ Armor through hanging in corner has the trial clothes mirrors and other armor of video call function chats, can you look? 盔甲在通过挂在拐角处的有视频通话功能的试衣镜和其它盔甲聊天,你得看一看吧？ The rug feels the whole body itchy, raises an corner/horn to roll to rub on the wall courageous, you passed by the rug seeks help from you, making you help grasp its wool, can you help? 地毯觉得浑身刺挠,掀起一角滚来滚去在墙上勐蹭,你路过的时候地毯向你求助,让你帮忙抓抓它身上的毛,你得帮忙吧？ The drawing that on the wall can move, flies in the castle various gold metallurgy small creature that randomly / runs, must play the detailed work on the integral point various wall clock pendulum clocks, frequently camouflages to be low-quality, falls place, waited for itself the person of good intention of passing by to put together other frames and a series of little things on wall not to mention. 墙壁上会动的图画,随机在城堡里飞行/奔跑的各种炼金小动物,每逢整点必玩花活的各种挂钟摆钟,经常伪装质量不好,噼里啪啦掉一地,等着路过的好心人把自己重新拼回墙上的画框和一系列其它小东西就更不用说了。 Walks in such a school, can your 10 minutes arrive at the next classroom? 走在这样一个学校里,你十分钟能走到下一个教室？ Is impossible, is absolutely impossible. 不可能,绝对不可能。 After not the difficult ponder and choice, Jiang Qi with one stroke of the pen, adjusts one hour from 10 minutes the class recess relaxation time. 在经过并不艰难的思考和抉择后,江祺大笔一挥,把课间休息时间从十分钟调整成一个小时。 The curriculum arrangement of school turned into the morning 9 : 00 ~ 10 : 00 and 11 : 00 ~ 12 : 00, in the afternoon 2 : 00 ~ 3 : 00 and 4 : 00 ~ 5 : 00. One hour of class recess, and visits the souvenir store to the tourists sufficient time exploration castle. 学校的课程安排变成了早上9:00~10:00、11:00~12:00,下午2:00~3:00、4:00~5:00。一个小时的课间,给游客们充足的时间探索城堡和逛纪念品商店。 Minority curricula, for example daily could not guarantee magic history and crystal ball divination class that will teach a course in the unusual school hours. 少数课程,比如每天一节都保证不了的魔法史和水晶球占卜课,会在非正常上课时间开课。 For example 3 : 00 pm magic history. 比如今天下午三点的魔法史。 Naturally, magic history is afternoon matter, now in the school the attention key points of most tourists are the river system magic classes of Principal Peggy. 当然,魔法史是下午的事情,现在学校里大部分游客的关注重点是佩吉校长的水系魔法课。 The river systems, magics and principal these three words are linked to each other, will be individual will feel the river system magic class certainly will be the trump card curriculum of inconceivable wizard school, the tourist must the punch-in point. 水系、魔法、校长这三个词连在一起,是个人都会觉得水系魔法课一定是不可思议魔法学院的王牌课程,游客的必打卡点。 10:59, Principal Peggy stepped the lively step to enter the lecture hall. 10点59分,佩吉校长迈着轻快的步子走进了大教室。 „Oh.” Principal Petch looks at the classroom of obvious gasser, voiced heartfelt opinions, „I remember that the disposition of our school classroom is two person tables, how to turn into three people to share today?” “哇哦。”佩奇校长看着明显加塞的教室,发出了一声由衷的感叹,“我记得我们学校教室的配置是两个人一张桌子,怎么今天变成了三个人共用？” Under the stage hears the sparse laughter. 台下传来稀稀疏疏的笑声。 Principal Peggy showed an enough kind smile, stretched out the magic wand to select a front door of classroom gently. Front door Menglie closes, the crack in a door overflows a peaceful blue water ripple, like the special effect of immortal hero play, looks at the tourists to send out „-” sound that has not experienced. 佩吉校长露出了一个足够和蔼的笑容,伸出魔杖轻轻点了一下教室的大门。大门勐烈关上,门缝溢出一圈澹蓝色的水波纹,就像仙侠剧的特效一样,看得游客们发出一声没见识的“喔-”声。 „Never expected that some so many visits live today are willing to experience my river system magic class, it seems like everyone anticipated to my curriculum.” Principal Peggy is saying with a smile, „such being the case, makes me give everyone to demonstrate the river system magics of some simple easy seat of honor.” “没想到今天有这么多参观生都愿意来体验我的水系魔法课,看来大家对我的课程非常期待。”佩吉校长笑着道,“既然如此,就让我给大家展示一些简单易上手的水系魔法。” „Fellow schoolmates please put out own magic wand and law stick, without the visit of magic wand and law stick lives new magic wand that can borrow in front of you in the school desk.” “各位同学请拿出自己的魔杖、法杖,没有魔杖、法杖的参观生可以借用你们面前课桌里的新手魔杖。” According to the instruction of Principal Peggy, the visit fresh successfully found to place the school desk band the same as have no difference from the chopsticks, is only clearer than a points small wooden club magic wand the chopsticks. 根据佩吉校长的指示,参观生们顺利找到放在课桌夹层和快子一样没什么区别,只是比快子更加圆润一点的小木棍魔杖。 Seeing various modeling was magnificent, the fine high-end magic wand, sudden one makes everyone use the small wooden club, the visit fresh is a little ignorant. Everyone thought that the magic wand of this wizard school is very but actually unadorned, outside goes to pick the root crotch to rub casually can also , when the magic wand uses. 见多了各种造型华丽,精致高端的魔杖,突然一下让大家用小木棍,参观生们都有点懵。大家心想这魔法学院的魔杖倒还挺朴实无华的,随便去外面捡根树杈子磨一磨也能当魔杖用。 „Regarding the magician, does not limit and person clan magician of some kind of magic particularly. The magic wand and law stick are just a medium that displays, can use the magic wand, can the usage stick, even can use the crystal balls, the demon model calligraphies and various gold metallurgy goods. So long as is everyone likes, suits everyone, anything, even if together the gold metallurgy brick.” “对于魔法师而言,尤其是并不局限与某类魔法的人族魔法师而言。魔杖、法杖只不过是施展的一个媒介,可以用魔杖,也可以用法杖,甚至可以用水晶球、魔法书、各类炼金物品。只要是各位喜欢的,适合各位的,什么都可以,哪怕是一块炼金板砖。” Was saying Principal Peggy pulls out all kinds of things like magic trick from the gown, the law sticks, different color crystal balls, alarm clocks, demon model calligraphy, feather pen, eyeglasses and pebble magic wands and various designs of various designs and together glowing red brick. 说着佩吉校长像变戏法一样从袍子里掏出各种各样的东西,各种款式的魔杖、各种款式的法杖、不同颜色的水晶球、闹钟、魔法书、羽毛笔、眼镜、石子和一块红彤彤的板砖。 The visit lives:...... 参观生:…… They do not understand, but they are greatly amazed. 他们不懂,但他们大受震撼。 With the alarm clock, the crystal ball, the feather pen, the eyeglasses, the pebble, compared with the brick, small wooden club seems is not so unacceptable. 和闹钟,水晶球,羽毛笔,眼镜,石子,还有板砖相比,小木棍儿似乎也不是这么不能接受。 Principal Peggy takes up the magic wand: „In the definition of our magic, the magic element is divided into 5 departments, gold/metal wood water the fire clay. Has a thinner division beyond these 5 categories, for example in space class magic and time magic, divination class is also divided into the curse and prediction. What because today I teach is the river system magic class, these thin kind of I not with everyone 11 elaborations.” 佩吉校长拿起魔杖:“在我们魔法的定义里,魔法元素分为五系,金木水火土。在这五大类之外有更细的划分,比如空间类魔法、时间内魔法,占卜类的也分为诅咒和预言。由于今天我教的是水系魔法课,这些细类我就不和大家一一阐述了。” „Regarding most magicians, the essence of magic only has one.” “对于大多数魔法师而言,魔法的本质只有一个。” Principal Peggy wields the magic wand lightly, southwest in the classroom pondlet flutters one group to keep gathering the scattered water ball, the water ball from the sky seems the float. 佩吉校长轻挥魔杖,教室西南角的小水池里飘出一团不停聚拢分散的水球,水球在空中好似漂浮。 „Explosion.” “爆炸。” Bang, the water ball from the sky blasts out, the water-drop splash of scattering in all directions to the face of water ball quite near student on, the waterdrop is icy cold, the originally rejoiced oneself nearly sat can the short distance watch the visit of magic performance fresh to explode to the basin ignorant. 砰的一声,水球在空中炸开,四散的水滴飞溅到离水球比较近的学生的脸上,水滴冰冰凉凉的,把原本庆幸自己坐得离水池近可以近距离观看魔术表演的参观生们都炸懵了。 People:??? 众人:？？？ Principal Peggy the apology smiles: „In fact, comparing is livelier in the element, is easier to have the explosion, and an explosion power bigger fire is the magic, the river system magic is quite gentle.” 佩吉校长略带歉意地笑笑:“实际上,相较于元素更加活泼,更容易产生爆炸,且爆炸威力更大的火系魔法而言,水系魔法已经算是比较柔和的。” „Just water ball bomb was most the magicians of learn/study river system magic, in the learn/study initial period, because did not have the common mistake that the means perfect control water element created.” “刚刚的水球炸弹是大多数学习水系魔法的魔法师,在学习初期因为没有办法完美的控制水元素而造成的常见失误。” „Because the new magician charm is mean, the water ball quantity of control is limited, therefore the might of water ball bomb is also limited. Gradually, the water ball bomb turned into the interest giving people a hard time small game of river system magic from the common magic mistake.” “因为新手魔法师魔力低微,控制的水球数量非常有限,因此水球炸弹的威力也非常有限。久而久之,水球炸弹从常见的魔法失误变成了水系魔法的一个趣味整人小游戏。” People:??? 众人:？？？ Do you manage this to call the interest small game? 你管这叫趣味小游戏？ „Now, making us open the textbook, the visit fresh textbook looks in school desk. Let us turn to p. 1 sees, the control and utilization of water.” “现在,让我们翻开课本,参观生的课本在课桌里自己找一找。让我们翻到第1页看到,水的控制与运用。” „Water, is the source of myriad things, is one of the most common magic elements. In ordinary circumstances water source usually quite rich area usual......” “水,是万物之源,是最常见的魔法元素之一。一般情况下水源素比较浓郁的地区通常……” Principal Peggy started her earnest teaching. 佩吉校长开始了她的认真教学。 The student under stage: Aba'A...... 台下的学生:阿巴阿巴…… Drowsy. 昏昏欲睡。 It is not right, this is not the magic class that we want. 不对,这不是我们想要的魔法课。 Magic of reaching an agreement? How to turn into the theory? 说好的魔法呢？怎么变成理论了？ After 20 minutes,- 二十分钟后- „Makes us turn p. 8 the book, sees the utilization of common river system magic.” “让我们把书翻到第8页,看到常见的水系魔法的运用。” „River system magic except for utilizes in planter massively, small some household management practical kind of magics also contain the river system magic. Naturally, these are the quite difficult usable magics.” “水系魔法除了大量运用在种植方面,一小部分家政实用类魔法也包含水系魔法。当然,这些都是难度比较小的实用性魔法。” „In the fight, the river system magic usually needs to coordinate other magic element mix uses to create the explosion of bigger effect, the utilization of gold metallurgy river system are quite few.” “在战斗中,水系魔法通常需要配合其他魔法元素混合使用造成更大效果的爆炸,炼金方面水系的运用比较少。” „Now turns p. 9, in this inside textbook writes is quite brief, to let everyone understood clearly. I give everyone to demonstrate quite common several decoration river system magics.” “现在翻到第9页,这里面课本上写的比较简短,为了让大家更加清楚的了解。我给大家展示一下比较常见的几种装饰型水系魔法。” The time that does not give under the stage to have started the students who dozes off to reflect, Principal Peggy raises the magic wand, the mouth talks over the spell that several were obscurely difficult to understand, a Water Dragon rises with a spring from the basin, dragon Yinsheng spreads over the entire classroom. 不给台下已经开始打瞌睡的学生们反映的时间,佩吉校长扬起魔杖,嘴里念叨了几句晦涩难懂的魔咒,一条水龙从水池中一跃而起,龙吟声传遍整间教室。 8 meters long long lines from the sky are tumbling, the imposing manner is extraordinary. Only feather tail three meters long pure water phoenixes depart from the basin, spreads the wings to fly around the Water Dragon. 足足有八米多长的长龙在空中翻滚着,气势非凡。紧接着,一只光羽尾就足足有三米多长的纯水凤凰从水池中飞出,绕着水龙展翅而飞。 dragon Yifeng fought for one minute in the above entanglement in classroom, the visit returns alive is student all dull long big mouth looks up. If not dragon and phoenix that above the classroom fights will splash once for a while the next 12 drops of water-drop drops on the face, everyone cannot believe that this is own eye can see. 一龙一凤就这么在教室的上空纠缠打斗了一分多钟,无论是参观生还是学生全都呆呆的长大嘴抬头看。如果不是教室上方打斗的龙凤会时不时溅下一两滴水滴滴在脸上,大家都不敢相信这是自己的眼睛能够看到的。 The special effect of what rank is this? 这得是什么等级的特效啊？ Even in the movie, the special effect of this rank could still be joined to a big manufacture sufficiently. 就算是在电影里,这种等级的特效也足以配得上一句大制作了。 After one minute, dragon and phoenix returns to the pond, splashes the big piece water splash. Everyone is staring at the pondlet dull, until it becomes tranquil cannot withstand any mighty waves again, could not see completely had to be possible be called fantasy dragon Yifeng from this pondlet to prance a moment ago, but recovers. 一分钟后,龙凤回池,溅起大片水花。所有人都呆呆的盯着小水池,直到它变得平静再也经不起任何波澜,完全看不出刚才有堪称奇幻的一龙一凤从这个小水池里腾跃而出才回过神来。 „My God.” Has gotten up more than ten days of river system magic class mouse half beast people silly, muttered, „originally I before on was the false class.” “我的天。”已经上了十几天的水系魔法课的老鼠半兽人都傻了,喃喃道,“原来我之前上的都是假课。” „Originally was my pattern was small, I have thought before the river system magic class of Principal Peggy did not have the fire of Teacher Lilian to be the magic class is splendid, originally was only because we did not use for parts the funds, did not have on the special effect.” “原来是我格局小了,我之前一直觉得佩吉校长的水系魔法课没有莉莉安老师的火系魔法课精彩,原来只是因为我们不配用经费,没有上特效。” „Originally this is the platoon surface of principal!” “原来这才是校长的排面！” The above these are the opinions of students. 以上这些是学生们的言论。 „Was too cool!” “太酷了！” „Mom, I saw the magic!” “妈妈,我看到魔法了！” „Principal, I want to study this, I want to study this!” “校长,我想学这个,我想学这个！” „Principal, can come again one time? I had not just seen clearly!” “校长,能不能再来一次？我刚刚没看清！” „Hasn't seen clearly? The buddies, your nearsightedness is a little serious, then big dragon and phoenix you...... , the principal I have not yes seen clearly, can come again one time?” “没看清？哥们,你这近视有点严重啊,那么大的龙凤你都……哦,对对对,校长我也没看清,能不能再来一次？” „Comes one time, comes one time!” “来一次,来一次！” The visit fresh is almost crazy. 参观生们几近疯狂。 If their heads can shoot the captions, the captions certainly are:, Is joined to a marmot scream again the expression package. 如果他们的头上能弹字幕的话,字幕一定是:啊啊啊啊啊啊,再配上一个土拨鼠尖叫的表情包。 Naturally, in the visit lives also many practice factions. Many people are brandishing the small wooden club on hand, is studying just the movement 0.1 basin of Principal Peggy. 当然,参观生里也有很多实践派。不少人挥舞着手上的小木棍,学着刚刚佩吉校长的动作点一点水池。 No response. 没有任何反应。 Let alone dragon and phoenix, has not flown including drop of water drop. 别说龙凤了,连一滴水珠都没飞起来。 „Just everyone saw, is on the other hand the difficulty very high river system magic.” Principal Peggy interrupted everyone's scream and call, „this class magic, besides testing the magian's control and precision to water element, tests the imagination of magician very much.” “刚刚大家看到的,是相对来说难度非常高的水系魔法。”佩吉校长打断了大家的尖叫与呐喊,“这类的魔法,除了考验魔法师对水元素的控制和精确度外,也很考验魔法师的想象力。” „Theoretically, so long as your imagination is rich enough, is enough to the control effort of detail, you can the water used change the shape that any you want.” “理论上来说,只要你的想象力足够丰富,对细节的把控力度足够,你可以用水变化出任何你想要的形态。” Principal Peggy wields the magic wand, the panda that may skim simple and honest appears above the basin. 佩吉校长一挥魔杖,一只憨厚可掬的熊猫在水池上方出现。 „If you thought that the color of water is extremely monotonous, can give it to increase other colors.” “如果你觉得水的颜色太过单调,也可以给它添加一些别的色彩。” The panda starts becomes in sharp contrast. 熊猫开始变得黑白分明。 „Naturally, if you do not like the conventional animal, can create some lifeform.” “当然,如果你不喜欢常规的动物,也可以自己创造一些生物。” The water mass from the sky disperses, falls returns to below basin, arouses a water curtain barrier. The next second, the barrier falls, the small rabbit that is growing the fox common furry big tail appears above the basin. 水团在空中散开,落回下方的水池,激起一层水幕屏障。下一秒,屏障落下,一只长着狐狸一般的毛茸茸大尾巴的小兔子出现在水池上方。 „Naturally this is only under the perfect condition, most of the time thing always ugly all sorts of strange and unusual of magicians voluntarily creation.” “当然这只是理想状态下,大多数时候魔法师们自行创造的东西总是丑的千奇百怪。” The small rabbit turned into the monster. 小兔子变成了怪物。 bear Er, the square features, the pig tripe, six feet, two tails, sharp thorn of body also one pile like hedgehog, looked that thought is to the insult of eye. 熊耳,方脸,猪肚,六只脚,两个尾巴,身上还有一堆像刺猬一样的尖刺,多看一眼都觉得是对眼睛的侮辱。 „In this case, magicians , to color, may encounter ganging up to surround and beating up of peers.” “在这种情况下,魔法师们如果想上色的话,可能会遭到同行们的围殴。” Multi-colored monster. 五彩缤纷的怪物。 Lived to near visit had covered the eye painfully. 离得近的参观生已经痛苦地捂住了眼睛。 „The above is the complete content of today's curriculum.” Looks at a painful mask on stage next student face, Principal Peggy nods satisfied. “以上就是今天课程的全部内容。”看着台下一众学生脸上的痛苦面具,佩吉校长满意地点点头。 „Our inconceivable wizard school attaches great importance is the integration of theory and practice, now, lets our 2 people of one group. Aiya, today's student is a much less, then our 3 people of one group.” “我们不可思议魔法学院最重视的就是理论与实践的结合,现在,让我们二人一组。哎呀,今天的学生有点多,那么我们就三人一组吧。” „Everyone saw west classroom that row of pondlet, each group of basin. The magic element in each basin is the isometric, everyone do not think I demonstrated a moment ago is southwest corner that thought that basin is very easy-to-use, I select this basin just am because it leaves me to be recent.” “大家看到教室西侧的那一排小水池了吗,每组一个水池。每个水池里的魔法元素都是等量的,大家不要看我刚才做示范的都是西南角的那个就觉得那个水池特别好用,我挑这个水池只不过是因为它离我最近而已。” „Does not need to chant incantations, but also remembers in the textbook p. 2 writes? The intention feels in the basin the rich water element, wields your magic wand, concentrates your energy, concentrates on front basin.” “无需念咒,还记得课本上第2页写的吗？用心感受水池中丰富的水元素,挥动你的魔杖,集中你的精神,专注于面前的水池。” „When the water element feels your summon it will respond to you, schoolmates today's mission gathers a water ball, maintains for 10 seconds not to explode.” “当水元素感受到你的呼唤的时候它就会回应你,各位同学们今天的任务就是聚拢一个水球,维持十秒不爆炸。” Principals Peggy said that visit fresh then 33 group technologies, each group of basin. 佩吉校长都这么说了,参观生们便三三成组,每组一个水池。 Ms. T in the hand takes the magic wand, stands before the basin, felt oneself is a little silly. T女士手上拿着魔杖,站在水池前,觉得自己有点傻。 How can I say, just mechanism/organization special effect was truly splendid, but was like the soap opera actor. 怎么说呢,刚刚的机关特效确实很精彩,但是就跟电视剧演员一样。 Some things, must add the special effect splendid, no special effect appears likely a fool. 有的东西啊,得加了特效才精彩,没有特效就显得像个傻子。 Ms. T felt oneself are that fool. T女士感觉自己就是那个傻子。 Ms. T somewhat hesitates. T女士有些犹豫。 When Ms. T hesitates, the little miss who single ponytail of her , the whole face youth brims with has started to speak plausibly with total concentration stares at the basin, the hand is pinching the magic wand, shivers slightly. 就在T女士犹豫的时候,她边上的单马尾,满脸青春洋溢的小姑娘已经开始振振有词聚精会神的盯着水池,手捏着魔杖,微微颤抖。 Listens carefully, but can also hear this little miss mouth to talk over: „Gives me to come a water ball, gives me to come a water ball.” 仔细听,还能听见这个小姑娘嘴里念叨的是:“给我来个水球,给我来个水球。” Ms. T:...... T女士:…… Ms. T can only sigh at heart, is the student is good, nearby little miss understood at a glance that is a university student, obedient sensible, without beating mercilessly of experience society, in the eye is glittering the limpid stupidity, said any letter/believes anything. T女士只能在心里感叹,还是学生好啊,边上这个小姑娘一看就知道是个大学生,听话懂事,没有经历社会的毒打,眼睛里闪烁着清澈的愚蠢,说啥信啥。 Let her practice the magic she really to practice. 让她练习魔法她真的练。 The next second, a small water mass of thumb size floats from the basin tremblingly. 下一秒,一个拇指大小的小水团颤颤巍巍地从水池里漂浮而起。 Ms. T:? T女士:？ Little misses:! 小姑娘:！ „Principal, I become......” “校长,我成……” The merit character has not said that the water mass one blasted out, exploded a little miss face, splashed while convenient Ms. T half face. 功字还没有说出口,水团就啪地一下炸开,炸了小姑娘一脸,顺便溅了T女士半脸。 „Very good, the centralized spirit , to continue maintains.” Principal Peggy commended the nod. “很好,集中精神,继续保持。”佩吉校长赞许地点头。 Others:! 其他人:！ Family members ! 家人们,是真的！ Really can practice the magic in the inconceivable wizard school! 在不可思议魔法学院里真的可以练习魔法！ Presented 1st lucky fellow who eats the crab, no matter others are also awkward, silly is not silly, all with total concentration is staring at the basin, talked over anything had. 出现了第一个吃到螃蟹的幸运儿,其他人也不管尴不尴尬,傻不傻了,全都聚精会神的盯着水池,念叨什么的都有。 „Comes a ball, comes a ball.” “来个球,来个球。” „Comes a big ball, comes a big ball.” “来个大球,来个大球。” „Comes to have the color, asked.” “来个有颜色的,求求了。” „Comes to dazzle the best belt/bring flash colorfully!” “来个五颜六色炫酷最好带闪光的！” Basin:...... 水池:…… For tourists' attending class experience, these basin naturally without exception are completely Principal Peggy personally the magic item of manufacture. 为了游客们的上课体验,这些水池当然无一例外全部都是佩吉校长亲手制作的魔法道具。 Just like the crystal ball divination class crystal ball, the percentage hundred success ratios, measure effectively. 和水晶球占卜课的水晶球一样,百分百成功率,亲测有效。 Let everyone to experience is in itself the lead in the world, is the joy of magic small talent. 让每个人都能体验到自己就是世界的主角,是魔法小天才的快乐。 „Bang!” “砰！” „Haha, my ball maintained for three seconds!” “哈哈,我的球保持了三秒！” „!” “啪！” „Haha, my ball was just bigger than!” “哈哈,我这个球比刚刚要大！” „!” “啪！” „Oh, was too exciting!” “哇塞,太刺激了！” „!” “啪！” „Bang!” “砰！” „......” “……” Suddenly, in the entire classroom is completely the sound of water ball explosion. 一时间,整个教室里全部都是水球爆炸的声音。 The magic explodes! 魔法就是爆炸！ A class ended, because one crowd plays invests, is almost the uninterrupted gathering water ball, the explosion, gathers again, tourists shapes that explodes again just fell into the water, from the beginning as wet as foot, hair also in water drop, whole body wet walks from the river system magic class classroom. 一堂课结束,一群因为玩得过于投入,几乎是不间断汇聚水球,爆炸,再汇聚,再爆炸的游客们一个个像刚刚掉进水里,从头湿到脚,头发还在滴水,浑身湿漉漉的从水系魔法课的教室里走出来。 Idles is also idling, sweeps the floor other tourists who to see that in the classroom entrance this crowd as if just finished attending the swimming class, has not changed the people of clothes to be shocked with enough time. 闲着也是闲着,在教室门口扫地的其他游客看到这群仿佛刚上完游泳课,还没来得及换衣服的人都惊呆了。 „Your this is the warm-hearted tourist who......” sweeps the floor takes the broom to look at this group of people dull, „on what class?” “你们这是……”扫地的热心游客拿着扫把呆呆地看着这群人,“上的什么课？” „River system magic class!” Walks withstand/top the wet long hair in forefront Ms. T, the eye is braving none said/tunnel, „super fun, letter/believes me!” “水系魔法课！”走在最前面的T女士顶着湿漉漉的长发,眼冒精光地道,“超级好玩,信我！” Warm-hearted tourist:...... 热心游客:…… Principal Peggy reminded in behind loudly: „Clothes and hair wet the schoolmate can go to the souvenir store to borrow the air blower to blow the hair, in the store has the free clean towel to borrow, naturally, there is the sorcerer robe and spare clothes sell, the fitting room also has. At noon the goblin cafeterias in assembly halls and 3 buildings have the hot soup supply, everyone paid attention do not catch cold.” 佩吉校长在后面高声提醒:“各位衣服和头发都湿了的同学可以去纪念品商店借用吹风机吹头发,商店里有免费的干净毛巾可以借用,当然,也有巫师袍和换洗衣服出售,试衣间也是有的。中午礼堂和三楼的地精食堂都有热汤供应,大家注意不要感冒了。” „We knew, thanks Principal Peggy to care!” “我们知道了,谢谢佩吉校长关心！” „Thanks the principal, we buy the clothes now!” “谢谢校长,我们现在就去买衣服！” „Also must buy the magic wand, was too cool. Anyone of you remembers that just the principal said where mechanism/organization the magic wand can trigger?” “还要买魔杖,太酷了。你们有谁记得刚刚校长说魔杖可以触发哪里的机关吗？” „Probably the wall clock of assembly hall......” “好像是礼堂的挂钟吧……” „2 building botanical garden corner also has.” “二楼植物园拐角也有。” „Many hidden mechanisms/organizations!” “还有好多隐藏机关！” „Quick went quickly, goes unable to buy late!” “快去快去,去晚了就买不到了！” The tourists rush to the souvenir store joyfully. 游客们快乐地奔向纪念品商店。 Warm-hearted tourist:...... 热心游客:…… Good strange one group of people, the warm-hearted tourist think, unexpectedly some people come to the magic school to play with water, but also plays itself this. 好奇怪的一群人,热心游客想,居然有人来魔法学校里玩水,还把自己玩成这样。 Principal Peggy walks from the classroom, discovered that in the corridor some people are also sweeping the floor, looked at warm-hearted tourist one eyes, smiles to him, turns around. 佩吉校长从教室里走出来,发现走廊里还有人在扫地,多看了热心游客一眼,冲他笑笑,转身走了。 The good strange tourist, Principal Peggy thinks, the king teaching assistants came out to deceive, unexpectedly also some people persisted in cleaning up. 好奇怪的游客,佩吉校长想,王助教都出来行骗了,居然还有人坚持打扫卫生。 Oh. 唉。 The warm-hearted tourist is sighing at heart. 热心游客在心里叹了一口气。 Says hard work pays off, the opportunity always leaves person who is prepared. The 1st lucky fellow was caught by director Lilian goes to the kitchen to brush the bowl, the 2nd lucky fellow was met 50 money trigrams one to one to calculate Book of Change by king Zhujiao. Now everyone does not sweep the floor, only then oneself were still insisting when oneself can become the 3rd lucky fellow? 都说功夫不负有心人,机会总是留给有准备的人的。第一个幸运儿被莉莉安校董抓去厨房刷碗了,第二个幸运儿被王助教遇上50块钱一卦一对一算周易。现在大家都不扫地了,只有自己还在坚持,自己什么时候才能成为第三个幸运儿啊？ Oh. 唉。 Principal Peggy is sighing at heart. 佩吉校长在心里叹了一口气。 Now attended class fun, cannot only speak a theoretical knowledge, is impossible to have the students really study magic. Aren't oneself a boss? If Boss did not need to attend class daily, please a teaching assistant help himself attend class directly, in the afternoon the space magic class, really has not wanted to go to work. 现在上课一点都不好玩,只能讲一点理论知识,也不可能带着学生们真的学魔法。自己怎么不是老板呢？要是老板的话就不用天天上课了,直接请个助教帮自己上课,下午还有一节空间魔法课,真是不想上班。 Quite bothersome. 好烦。 The warm-hearted tourist thinks. 热心游客想。 Quite bothersome. 好烦。 Principal Peggy thinks. 佩吉校长想。 Two people look at each other one, without reading out of origin the opposite party idea. 两人对视一眼,没由来的读出了对方心里的想法。 „This schoolmate.” Principal Peggy felt the visit that front sweeps the floor free lived is really is pleasing to the eyes, can ask this schoolmate to drink a tea to see the world, „was interested in coming to my office to sit?” “这位同学。”佩吉校长觉得面前的这位免费扫地的参观生真是顺眼极了,可以请这位同学喝个茶见见世面,“有没有兴趣来我办公室里坐一坐？” Warm-hearted tourist:! 热心游客:！ Finally, did oneself finally become the 3rd lucky fellow?! 终于,自己终于成为第三个幸运儿了吗？！ Really, hard work pays off, the opportunity always leaves person who is prepared, the celebrity famous saying does not bully me honestly! 果然,功夫不负有心人,机会总是留给有准备的人的,名人名言诚不欺我呀！ „Has!” Warm-hearted tourist ultra-large sound said/tunnel, „I specially interested!” “有！”热心游客超大声地道,“我特别有兴趣！”