Understands after river Kang Jia leaves, Qiao Huifang draws was drinking a young wine, wants to go home with the children to open the heart taking advantage of the feeling of being drunk to come the field family to talk in the night, Jiang Xiaoliang who improves the relationship goes to the supermarket to go shopping, lets Jiang Qi and Jiang Bing first goes back. 从江晓康家离开后,乔慧芳拉着喝了点小酒,借着醉意想要回家和儿女敞开心扉来场家庭夜谈,增进感情的江晓亮去超市买东西,让江祺和江冰先自己回去。 „Brother, you thought that the father this time did come back to be stranger than before?” Jiang Bing mumbled. “老弟,你有没有觉得爸这次回来比之前还奇怪？”江冰嘟囔道。 „A little, felt that he wants to demonstrate oneself are the affection old father, but actually demonstrated the rich distant relative not seen in several years. But didn't the father demonstrate this every year? That type did not know to say anything, can only with you say that I had also hugged you in childhood, that distant relative who you remembered.” Jiang Qi nods, „right elder sister, should you go back to come out the clothes in parents closet clear?” “有点,感觉他非常想展示自己是个慈爱的老父亲,但却展示成了多年不见的有钱的远房亲戚。但爸了每年不都展示成这样吗？还是那种不知道说什么,只会和你说我小时候还抱过你,你记得吗的那种远方亲戚。”江祺点头,“对了姐,你是不是该回去把爸妈衣柜里的衣服清出来了？” Two left-behind children crossed more than ten years of parents not in the side, two people account for four days of rooms, in the cabinet in each room has the Jiang Bing clothes shoes and socks, in the small cabinet in Room Jiang Qi also has the Jiang Bing boots. 两位大龄留守儿童过了十几年爸妈不在身边,两个人占四个房间的日子,各个房间里的柜子里都有江冰的衣服鞋袜,就连江祺里的小柜子里也有江冰的靴子。 „Also, I discover these toy probably a little breakdowns in my room. They are not the electrical toys, possibly the procedure/program had problems, sometimes they will run. The elder sister, you usually does a person have to notice the toy to be able at home to move the position?” Jiang Qi exploringly asked. “还有,我发现我房间里的那些玩具好像有一点故障。他们不是电动玩具嘛,可能程序出问题了,有时候他们自己就会跑。姐,你平时一个人在家的时候有没有注意到玩具会挪动位置？”江祺试探性地问道。 Keeps spirits of these toys at home to dig up daily in Room Jiang Bing entrance, pursues the matter of play he to know with her. 留在家里的这些玩具之灵天天扒在江冰门口,和她一起追剧的事情他是知道的。 Jiang Bing thinks, probably thought of anything. 江冰想了想,好像是想到了些什么。 „Probably heard some sounds.” “好像是听到了些动静。” Jiang Qi:! 江祺:！ „This time thinks also is really, before is today's parents passes through the gate, I heard a sound, I also think that is who is speaking, then the parents came, I think that is the parents in the voice of out of the door speech. Now your such a saying, thinks to seem like family's sound carefully.” “这次想想还真是,就是今天爸妈进门之前我听到了一点响动,我还以为是谁在说话呢,然后爸妈就进来了,我就以为是爸妈在门外说话的声音。现在你这么一说,仔细想想好像是家里的动静。” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… It is not good, tonight must deliver to the building to come up the spirits of these toys! 不行,今天晚上就得把这些玩具之灵送到楼上去！ Then Jiang Qi wants to deliver to the idea that the building comes up to encounter everyone's vigorous opposition spirit of the numerous toy. 然后江祺想把一众玩具之灵送到楼上去的想法就遭到了大家的强烈反对。 „Boss mister, who if I do go to the building to guard you to be safe in the evening?” Cavalry soldier's first raised the protest, „, although the present weather does not have the mosquito coldly, but will have the cockroach, small winged insect, spider, ant these little things.” “老板先生,如果我去楼上那么晚上谁来守卫您安全？”骑兵第一个提出抗议,“虽然现在天气冷没有蚊子,但是还是会有蟑螂,小飞虫,蜘蛛,蚂蚁这些小东西。” Jiang Qi:! 江祺:！ What, do I live at however have the cockroach?! OS! 什么,我家居然有蟑螂？！OS！ Jiang Qi thought instantaneously the cavalry can not use such anxiously going upstairs, he is spirit of very steady toy, will not have problems. 江祺瞬间就觉得骑兵可以不用这么急着上楼,他是一个很稳重的玩具之灵,不会出问题。 „Boss mister, I do not want to come up.” The race car puts in great inconvenience to the said/tunnel, „, although I am almost discovered today, but my speed is fast! Moreover the soap opera that Miss Jiang Bing is watching I have not looked, I can wait to look came up again.” “老板先生,我也不想上去。”赛车委屈地道,“虽然我今天差点就被发现了,但是我速度快呀！而且江冰小姐正在看的电视剧我还没有看完,我可不可以等看完了再上去。” Flower Fairy and sunflower glower to the race car immediately. 花仙子和向日葵顿时对赛车怒目而视。 Who made you speak the frank talk, made up the excuse unable? 谁让你说大实话的,编理由都不会吗？ „I can ask that my elder sister is watching what soap opera now, in the building also has the remote control, the cavalry can press. During the daytime I make the apricot blossom they help you move before walking the soap opera, the automatic broadcast, you look at was enough at home.” “我可以问一下我姐现在在看什么电视剧,楼上也有遥控器,骑兵可以按动。白天我让杏花她们在走之前帮你们把电视剧调好,自动播放,你们在家里自己看就行。” „But this did not have Miss Jiang Bing illustration.” Flower Fairy weak said/tunnel. “可是这样就没有江冰小姐的解说了。”花仙子弱弱地道。 „Illustration?” Jiang Qi has not understood what is heard. “解说？”江祺没太听明白。 „Is this, boss mister.” The elk shakes, tread the hoof to continue saying that „Miss Jiang Bing watched the television each time time, will help us illustrate intimately. Probably the men and women lord in the same place, the female lord created obstacles for by the boss, female two comfort the female lord and so on scene, Miss Jiang Bing will illustrate.” “是这样的,老板先生。”麋鹿甩了甩头,又蹬了蹬蹄子才继续说道,“江冰小姐每次看电视的时候,都会贴心地帮我们进行解说。像是男女主在一起,女主被上司刁难,女二安慰女主之类的场景,江冰小姐都会解说。” „Said that what good tea and is installing delicately, this male lord to fear is not silly *, the female lord is Stockholm, this does not leave this dog men and female two homes, although rich, but is not a fool, how the screenwriter always thought that the rich man is a fool, the poor person is also a fool, in this play has the normal person and so on words.” elk earnest say/way. “说什么好茶啊、啊耶又在装柔弱、这个男主怕不是个傻*吧、女主是斯德哥尔摩吗,这都不离开这个狗男人、女二家虽然有钱但也不是个傻子吧,编剧怎么总觉得有钱人是个傻子,穷人也是个傻子,这个剧里到底有没有正常人之类的话。”麋鹿认真的道。 Jiang Qi: 江祺: „You can understand my elder sister...... illustration?” Jiang Qi difficult said/tunnel. “你们能听懂我姐的……解说？”江祺艰难地道。 elk speech time, Jiang Qi felt in own brain had the picture feeling, he just as if saw Jiang Bing by the chair, left Yaoyou shook says these words facial expressions. 麋鹿说话的时候,江祺都觉得自己脑子里有画面感了,他刚刚仿佛看见了江冰靠在椅子上,左摇右晃说这些话的神情。 Everyone shakes the head honestly. 大家都诚实地摇头。 „Although many words cannot understand, but looked that Miss Jiang Bing said these words are very interesting.” The cavalries said. “虽然有很多话都听不懂,但是看江冰小姐说这些话很有意思。”骑兵道。 „...... The line, everyone treats in my room. Is the future my parents at home, therefore you handle affairs to be particularly discrete, best the spirits of faction 1-2 toy act as lookout.” “……行吧,那大家就还是待在我房间里。就是未来我爸妈都会在家里,所以你们行事要分外谨慎,最好派1-2玩具之灵望风。” The spirits of these toys usually work are not easy, the only pleasure is Jiang Bing pursues the play together, Jiang Qi felt oneself do not eliminate their pleasure. 这些玩具之灵平时打工也不容易,唯一的乐趣就是和江冰一起追剧,江祺觉得自己还是不要剥夺他们的乐趣。 „Good, boss mister!” Everyone said with one voice. “好的,老板先生！”大家齐声道. Is the night, is very black, is very static. 是夜,很黑,很静。 Jiang Qi has gone off, Jiang Bing rested, in entire room quiet, the window also drew in the moonlight of out of the window unable to pass, spirits of one crowd of toy squat under the window corner/horn, starts to meet secretly. 江祺早已睡去,就连江冰都睡了,整间屋子里静悄悄的,窗户也被拉上窗外的月光都透不进来,一群玩具之灵蹲在窗角下,开始偷偷开会。 „You thought that today boss mister and Miss Jiang Bing a little are strange?” Flower Fairy takes the lead to ask. “你们有没有觉得今天老板先生和江冰小姐都有点怪怪的？”花仙子率先发问。 „Boss mister is quite strange today, he has not gone out except for the bath company door tonight.” The elk echoes. “老板先生今天好奇怪,他今天晚上除了洗澡连房门都没有出去过。”麋鹿附和。 „Miss Jiang Bing is also, now 3 : 00 am she sleeps unexpectedly!” Flower Fairy then said. “江冰小姐也是,现在才凌晨3点她居然就睡觉了！”花仙子接着道。 „I thought that the parents of boss mister are also very strange, these parents who in they and soap operas play are completely different.” “我觉得老板先生的父母也很奇怪,他们和电视剧里演的那些父母完全不一样。” „Right right, I looked that in the soap opera these parental many years not the plot that goes home to go home suddenly, the children are very happily are very excited, will cheer is rushing to hug the parents.” “对啊对啊,我看电视剧里那些父母好多年不回家突然回家的情节,孩子们都是很高兴很激动,会欢呼着冲上去拥抱父母的。” „Parents will also buy many gifts for the children, probably candy, new clothes, toy anything.” “父母也会给孩子们买很多礼物,像是糖果,新衣服,玩具什么的。” „But the parents of boss do not seem to buy the gift for them.” “可是老板的爸爸妈妈好像没有给他们买礼物。” „What boss and are Miss Jiang Bing and their parents have to misunderstand and barrier?” “老板和江冰小姐是不是和他们爸爸妈妈有什么误会和隔阂呀？” Race car panic-stricken said/tunnel: „Should the parents of boss always not hit him in the boss in childhood?!” 赛车惊恐地道:“该不会老板的爸爸妈妈在老板小时候总打他吧？！” „Is impossible.” The cavalries said that the race car you leave think blindly, „, if, the bosses will not manage them in this case.” “不可能。”骑兵表示赛车你别瞎想,“要是这样的话,老板都不会理他们。” „I thought that possibly has the misunderstanding.” The elk analyzes calmly, these soap operas that „Miss Jiang Bing watches are not such? Among the male and female lords has the misunderstanding, but did not say, causing them to misunderstand the big result to untie.” “我觉得可能是有误会。”麋鹿冷静分析,“江冰小姐看的那些电视剧不就是这样的吗？男女主之间有误会,但就是不说,导致他们一直误会到大结局才解开。” „Certainly is this!” The Flower Fairy exciting said/tunnel, „that we help the boss, Miss Jiang Bing and their parents relieve the misunderstanding!” “一定是这样！”花仙子兴奋地道,“那我们来帮老板,江冰小姐和他们爸爸妈妈解除误会吧！” „Good good!” The proposition of Flower Fairy won everyone's consistent approval. “好呀好呀！”花仙子的提议得到了大家的一致赞同. Next morning, the reason that because the day before rested early, Jiang Qi and Jiang Bing has morning especially. 第二天一早,由于前一天早睡的缘故,江祺和江冰都起得格外的早。 They get up time Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang go out. 他们起来的时候乔慧芳和江晓亮都出去了。 Breakfast Qiao Huifang has completed, yesterday evening quick-freeze small steamed bun and corn that in the supermarket buy, is hot in the sauce pan, together also has the egg. 早餐乔慧芳已经做好了,昨天晚上在超市买的速冻小馒头和玉米,都在蒸锅里还热着,一起的还有鸡蛋。 Jiang Bing and Jiang Qi sit near the table the movement are nibbling the corn unified. 江冰和江祺坐在餐桌边动作统一地啃着玉米。 „Were we cannot go upstairs to have the breakfast recently?” Jiang Bing toward own cup in yogurt of one cup of blueberry tastes, „never expected that the stepmother can also buy the blueberry taste but actually yesterday the yogurt, I remember that yogurt general afternoon of next door supermarket blueberry taste sold-out.” “咱们最近是不是都不能上楼吃早饭了？”江冰往自己杯子里倒了一杯蓝莓味的酸奶,“没想到昨天那么晚妈还能买到蓝莓味的酸奶,我记得隔壁超市蓝莓味的酸奶一般下午就卖完了。” „Went upstairs to eat meal you not to think.” Jiang Qi also to oneself one cup, „such early parents estimated that did grocery shopping, later you eat meal at home daily.” “上楼吃饭你就别想了。”江祺也给自己倒了一杯,“这么早爸妈估计出去买菜了,以后你就天天在家吃饭吧。” Jiang Bing held the key words: „I? You? Do you go upstairs to eat?!” 江冰抓住了关键字:“我？那你呢？你上楼吃？！” „How I possibly go upstairs to eat, am I that person?” A Jiang Qi face is shocking, „immediately must celebrate the new year, now in the shop the business is very busy, I the morning go to the shop.” “我怎么可能上楼吃,我是那种人吗？”江祺一脸震惊,“马上就要过年了,现在店里生意很忙的,我得上午就去店里。” Jiang Bing:...... 江冰:…… „I suddenly think that actually I am also one in shop.” The Jiang Bing whole face is guilty, „was the time starts to work overtime to do accounts, I and you went together!” “我突然想起来其实我也是店里的一员。”江冰满脸愧疚,“是时候开始加班算账了,我和你一起去！” „Right, Uncle Huang did not make the staff meal at noon, where did we go to eat at noon?” “对了,中午黄叔不做员工餐,咱们中午去哪吃啊？” „C. C eats, C. C recently promoted the new year preference meal. The random staple food + drink + desserts + snack wants 58!” “C.C吃啊,C.C最近推出了新年特惠套餐。任意主食+饮料+甜品+小食只要58！” „, Is so preferential!” “哇,这么优惠！” Another side, squats in the corridor uses to dig up spirits of Room Jiang Bing gate peeping television toy with posture to look at each other one mutually, serious nod. 另一边,蹲在走廊里用扒江冰门偷看电视同款姿势的玩具之灵们互相对视一眼,郑重的点头。 „It seems like boss mister they and parents' relations are not quite really good.” The cavalries are serious. “看来老板先生他们和父母的关系真的不太好。”骑兵一脸严肃。 „They have certainly very big misunderstanding.” Flower Fairy holds the face. “他们之间一定有很大的误会。”花仙子捧着脸。 „Can we start to take action?” The race car is somewhat excited. “我们要开始行动吗？”赛车有些兴奋。 „Starts to take action!” The cavalries nod, „remembers our action code numbers, fa fan ly!” “开始行动！”骑兵点点头,“记住我们的行动代号,fa迷ly！” Flower Fairy fanned the wing to fly from the window of Room Jiang Qi, flew in the building. 花仙子扇动翅膀从江祺的窗户飞了出去,飞到楼上。 The elk steps the lively footsteps to enter the master bedroom that Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang live, places under their pillow the red candy that in yesterday evening gift bag produced quietly. 麋鹿迈着轻快的脚步走进乔慧芳和江晓亮住的主卧,把昨天晚上礼物袋里生成的红色糖果悄悄放在他们枕头底下。 The cavalries turn on the Jiang Qi computer, flings about on the keyboard, with 【scenario compilation】 Produces the parents and children relieves the misunderstanding, movie scenario of happy complete happy ending result. 骑兵打开江祺的电脑,在键盘上跳来跳去,用【剧本编写器】生成父母和子女解除误会,幸福圆满大团圆结局的电影剧本。 The sunflower supplements the scenario setting in the nearby verbosely. 向日葵在边上絮絮叨叨补充剧本设定。 The work of race car has not started, its speed is fastest, it is responsible for listening secretly Qiao Huifang and river Xiaokang speaks, actually making clear to misunderstand is anything. 赛车的工作还没开始,它速度最快,它负责偷听乔慧芳和江晓康说话,搞清楚误会究竟是什么。 In the building, Flower Fairy has added inflammatory details to say their plan of analysis. 楼上,花仙子已经添油加醋说完了她们的分析的计划。 Then Flower Fairy discovered that in the building everyone 's response is not quite same. 然后花仙子就发现楼上每个人的反应都不太一样。 „This, the parents of boss came back, it seems like later prepares food little makes the quantities of two people.” Huang Fugui muttered. “这样啊,原来老板的爸妈回来了,看来以后做饭的时候得少做两个人的量。”黄富贵喃喃道。 „I feel the boss parents very normal.” Has seen Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang's woof Xinghua feels no, looked at one-eyed person two him, „friction force formula made a mistake, copies 20.” “我觉得老板爸妈挺正常的呀。”见过乔慧芳和江晓亮的汪杏花觉得没什么,看了一眼王二丫,“摩擦力公式错了,抄20遍。” King two he starts to think the friction force formula painstakingly anything. 王二丫开始苦想摩擦力公式的什么。 Johann...... 老约翰…… Johann had not responded. 老约翰没有反应。 Thinks that does not get up and children is together is what situation, possibly in fact has nothing after the children is together memory Johann who listens to narration of Flower Fairy, thought that Jiang Qi and parents' relations have nothing, is pure is not ripe. 想不太起来自己和子女相处是什么情况,可能实际上就没什么和子女相处的记忆的老约翰听完花仙子的讲述后,觉得江祺和父母的关系没什么,就是单纯的不熟。 Does not need others to help, is living to live to be ripe together some time. 根本不用旁人帮忙,在一起住一段时间住着住着就熟了。 But the soap opera looked Flower Fairy did not think so obviously. 但电视剧看多了的花仙子显然不这么觉得。 „We thought that we should help boss mister make anything.” The Flower Fairy voice clear said/tunnel, „we have sent out me and race car daily track observe the boss parents' talk, the elk meet pretend the boss the parents to deliver the sugar to the boss every day, the sunflower and cavalry are the commander-in-chief.” “我们都觉得我们应该帮老板先生做些什么。”花仙子声音清脆地道,“我们已经派出我和赛车日常跟踪观察老板父母的谈话,麋鹿会每天装作老板给老板父母送糖,向日葵和骑兵当总指挥。” „You thought that what issue our plans do have?” “你们觉得我们的计划有什么问题吗？” The rabbit rabbit swung the small tail: „Does race car track credibly?” 兔兔摇了摇小尾巴:“赛车跟踪靠谱吗？” „Relax, has me to supervise, the race car tracks surely does not have the issue.” “放心吧,有我监督,赛车跟踪肯定没有问题。” „Can bakery mister, trouble you to bake a number of affection bread to us? Please roast with the nectar that I ferment, the nectar that I ferment can cause the person happy.” Flower Fairy looked that to is baking the bread to woof Xinghua the bakery. “面包店先生,可以麻烦你给我们烤一批爱心面包吗？请用我酿出来的花蜜烤,我酿出来的花蜜能使人心情愉快。”花仙子看向正在给汪杏花烤面包的面包店。 „Does not have the issue.” The bakery shakes the sound said, „gives me! Can strive I to be very happy for boss mister.” “没问题。”面包店震声道,“交给我吧！能为老板先生出一份力我很高兴。” „Thank you, bakery mister.” Flower Fairy fan the wing is flying happily. “谢谢你,面包店先生。”花仙子高兴地扇着翅膀飞下去了。 After Flower Fairy leaves, king two he who is transcribing the friction force formula opens the mouth suddenly: „Apricot blossom elder sister, can Flower Fairy their such group of boss gentlemen, what annoy to trouble?” 花仙子离开后,正在抄写摩擦力公式的王二丫突然开口:“杏花姐姐,花仙子他们这样帮老板先生,会不会惹出什么麻烦啊？” Spirit of some calm some toy are harebrained, king two he worried that had not misunderstood, finally does to misunderstand. 玩具之灵有的沉稳有的冒失,王二丫担心原本没有误会,结果搞出误会来。 woof Xinghua thinks: „I and boss said one.” 汪杏花想了想:“那我和老板说一声吧。” After 5 minutes, Jiang Qi knew the complete plan of spirits of toy through WeChat. 五分钟后,江祺通过微信知道了玩具之灵们的全部计划。 The spirits of toy have not possibly thought that in them had/left in many ghost. 玩具之灵们可能也没有想到,他们之中出了好多内鬼。 woof Xinghua and Huang Fugui almost report the news simultaneously to him. 汪杏花和黄富贵几乎是同时发消息给他的。 „Elder sister, you remembers that the parents do like eating the bread?” Jiang Qi asked. “姐,你记得爸妈爱吃面包吗？”江祺问道。 Jiang Bing:? 江冰:？ Jiang Bing thinks carefully: „Did not remember, I remember that the mother liked eating the litchi chinensis, that was several years ago matters.” 江冰仔细想了想:“不太记得了耶,我就记得老妈原先爱吃荔枝,那都是十几年前的事了。” „That tries.” Jiang Qi said, „hopes they like eating the bread and sugar.” “那就试试。”江祺道,“希望他们爱吃面包和糖。” Jiang Bing:??? 江冰:？？？ „Can you open...... the bakery? Your meaning is the year later you open the bakery, I open the candy store, then do we every day come back to give the parents to eat with the bread and sugar to improve the relationship?” Jiang Bing is not clear, „do not open the toy store? How to turn into the bakery?” “你要开……面包店？你的意思是年后你开面包店,我开糖果店,然后我们每天拿点面包和糖回来给爸妈吃增进感情？”江冰没太明白,“你不是要开玩具店吗？怎么又变成面包店了？” „You must open the words of bakery, remembers that every day bakes the croissant, I like eating. Brushes the syrup, sweetly is better.” “你要开面包店的话,记得每天多烤点牛角面包,我爱吃。多刷糖浆,越甜越好。” Jiang Qi nods, reports the news to woof Xinghua. 江祺点头,给汪杏花发消息。 Jiang Qi: Let the bakery bake the croissant, brushes the syrup, sweetly is better! 江祺:让面包店多烤点牛角面包,多刷糖浆,越甜越好！ Off topic 题外话 Said you possibly not to believe that this was really the morning...... 说出来你们可能不信,这真是早上更…… My around 11 : 00 awake...... 我十一点多才醒……