Next day, Li Xianyu brings Great Grandmother to go out buys the clothes, she was impossible to wear the clothes of man, Li Xianyu displayed a big string list, besides clothes, daily necessities. When Li Xianyu asked when Great Grandmother must buy the maternal aunt turban, Great Grandmother ignorant half of the day. 第二天,李羡鱼带着祖奶奶出门买衣服,她不可能一直穿男人的衣服,李羡鱼罗列了一大串的清单,除了衣服外,还有生活日用品。当李羡鱼问祖奶奶要不要买姨妈巾时,祖奶奶懵了半天。 „Good I change a view, mumble the menstruation could not have come.” He said. “好吧我换个说法,哝月事还来不来的。”他说。 To come should not to come, otherwise extended more than 100 years of great aunt/period, thinks fearfully. 想来应该不会来了,不然延绵了一百多年的大姨妈,想想就可怕。 Can great aunt/period that these years, Great Grandmother winds through, gather a swimming pool? 那些年,祖奶奶流过的大姨妈,可以蓄一个泳池？ Li Xianyu was cut by a Great Grandmother blade in the nape of the neck, he goes out, the neck is crooked, but must thank Great Grandmother to show mercy, otherwise a blade gets down, his Li Xianyu was Li Family is also passed from generation to generation without enough time had then passed away. 李羡鱼被祖奶奶一手刀砍在脖颈,他出门的时候,脖子还是歪的,还得感谢祖奶奶手下留情,不然一刀下去,他李羡鱼还来不及为李家传宗接代便已撒手人寰。 Heritage being insufficient that now a little spare cash, the father leaves behind on hand makes him the wealthy man, bourgeoise life that but 200,000 enough have enjoyed in Shanghai stock market very much. 如今手头有点闲钱了,亲生父亲留下的遗产不足以让他成为富翁,但二十万足够在沪市过一段很享受的小资生活。 Li Xianyu hits tire Great Grandmother to directly soar the Nanjing Road pedestrian street directly, here is the Shanghai stock market liveliest business street. Posts the place that must come to for the outside tourist with Bund. 李羡鱼直接打车带祖奶奶直奔南京路步行街,这里是沪市最繁华的商业街。与外滩并列为外地游客必来的地方。 All the way, Great Grandmother lies near the glass, excited looks into Shanghai stock market by the glass. 一路上,祖奶奶趴在车窗边,兴奋的透过车窗眺望沪市。 „The Oriental Pearl TV Tower, I see its time, was just completed, that little while is the Shanghai stock market highest building. Now near are many several to compare it to be high.” “东方明珠塔诶,我见到它的时候,刚刚竣工,那会儿是沪市最高的楼。现在边上多了好几个比它高的。” „Road is so wide, the house that the person lives in is so also high .....” “路都这么宽么,人住的房子也这么高.....” „Pudong is not the remote place that the bird does not defecate, twenty years have not come, are so lively.” “浦东这边不是鸟不拉屎的穷乡僻壤么,二十几年没来,都这么繁华啦。” She chirp, said big bunch of words, sigh with emotion the change that Shanghai stock market is changing with each new day. 她叽叽喳喳的,说了一大堆话,感慨着沪市日新月异的变化。 The taxi driver could not bear, asks: „Girl where person?” 出租车司机没忍住,问道:“姑娘哪里人？” The words that she spoke are disorderly, cannot understand completely, the master is a native, words that did not remember incorrectly, the Oriental Pearl TV Tower completion date is about 95 years, that little while small girl had not been born. 她说的话颠三倒四,完全听不懂,师傅是本地人,没记错的话,东方明珠塔竣工日期是95年左右,那会儿小丫头没出生吧。 Pudong twenty years ago area that truly the bird does not defecate, but you seem like 20 years old. 浦东二十几年前确实鸟不拉屎的地区,可你看起来二十岁都不到。 What is most confusing is her tone, probably more than 20 years did not ask human affairs. 最让人困惑的是她的语气,好像二十多年不问世事似的。 Great Grandmother crisp sound said: „National capital.” 祖奶奶脆声道:“京师。” „....., Is north the metal statue.” The driver quite a while understands. Also said: „More than 20 years ago is what meaning?” “.....哦,原来是北金人。”司机半天才明白过来。又道:“二十多年前是什么意思？” Great Grandmother is just about to speak, Li Xianyu busy say/way: „She likes cracking a joke, ha, haha.” 祖奶奶正要说话,李羡鱼忙道:“她喜欢开玩笑,哈,哈哈。” embarrassed smiles. 尬笑不已。 Pulled the Great Grandmother sleeve cuff, hints her to shut up with the look. 扯了扯祖奶奶的袖口,用眼神示意她闭嘴。 Was not worried actually „more than 100 years ago Battle Soul” this secret divulges, but was worried that she worked as the mental illness. 倒是不担心“一百多年前的战魂”这个秘密泄露,而是担心她被人当神经病。 This little while is not the early peak, the state of roads is good, after a half hour, arrives in Piazza del Popole. 这会儿不是早高峰,路况良好,半小时后,抵达人民广场。 Li Xianyu draws Great Grandmother to get out, pushes in the stream of people, warned: „Great Grandmother, later do not pull at sixes and sevens, my Qing dynasty perished for 100 years.” 李羡鱼拉着祖奶奶下车,挤入人流,告诫道:“祖奶奶,以后可不要扯乱七八糟的,我大清都亡了一百年啦。” „Knows.” “知道啦。” Great Grandmother is very clever, she will be willful occasionally, but is very most of the time obedient. Currently speaking is this. 祖奶奶还是很乖巧的,她偶尔会任性一下,但大多时候很听话。目前来看是这样。 „Having an issue is very curious,” Li Xianyu pulls up the sprout/slender white hand of Great Grandmother, prevents her such as running all over the place of running away wild dog, said: „How many predecessors Great Grandmother have you had?” “有个问题很好奇,”李羡鱼拉起祖奶奶的柔荑,防止她如脱缰野狗似的乱跑,道:“祖奶奶你有过多少前任？” „Is counted your words,” Great Grandmother recalls: „Six.” “算上你的话,”祖奶奶回忆道:“六任吧。” The Li Xianyu whole body shakes, is pale. 李羡鱼浑身一抖,脸色发白。 150 years, five, calculate on average, each Ren great-grandson almost 30 years, my Li Family first Sutjeska so short life? 一百五十年,五任,平均算下来,每任曾孙差不多三十年,我李家先祖特么如此短寿？ Great Grandmother heaved a sigh: „Because of some reasons, therefore always lives is not long. However do not fear, so long as Great Grandmother I still, can protect my Li Family incense and candle be continuous hundredth.” 祖奶奶唉声叹气道:“因为一些原因,所以总是活不长嘛。但是你别怕,只要祖奶奶我还在,就能护我李家香火绵延百世。” Li Xianyu is quite suddenly hurried. 李羡鱼突然好慌。 Li Xianyu holds the hand of Great Grandmother to take the lead, Great Grandmother blindly follows suit, full of enthusiasm glancing right and left, was attracted by the sightseeing bus from time to time, from time to time in the eating attraction by tourist hand, is looked from time to time the colorful store signboard is in a daze. 李羡鱼牵着祖奶奶的手走在前面,祖奶奶亦步亦趋,兴致勃勃的左顾右盼,时而被游览车吸引,时而被游客手中的吃食吸引,时而又看着五颜六色的商店招牌发呆。 Drags the girlfriend who the curious love is playing like the impatient boyfriend. 就像不耐烦的男友拖着好奇爱玩的女友。 If in main street and small alley has the lover to kiss, she will be blushing to spit one probably, but the social convention is actually not open, can the lover of uninhibited hot kiss on the avenue be few truly. 如果大街小巷上有情侣接吻,她大概会红着脸啐一口,但其实社会风气没那么开放,真正能在大街上旁若无人热吻的情侣很少。 Li Xianyu remembered own childhood and youngster time, in childhood each month foster parents can lead him to come the pedestrian street to buy the clothes, the family of four, the harmony happiness. After the youngster, then only then he and elder sister accompanies. 李羡鱼想起了自己的童年、少年时光,小时候每个月养父母都会带他来步行街买衣服,一家四口,其乐融融。少年后,便只有他和姐姐结伴。 The elder sister is Icicle, lives alone always Alexander with her. 姐姐是个冰渣子,和她独处总是亚历山大。 Li Xianyu trembled many years under the elder sister despotic power, after the life experience becomes known, immediately moved to live alone, fled elder sister's evil clutches. 李羡鱼在姐姐淫威下瑟瑟发抖了很多年,身世大白后,马上搬出来独居,逃离了姐姐的魔爪。 He brought Great Grandmother to buy many women's wear, the design was primarily keeping, the small shorts, hundred pleat small short skirt, sun-tops and strapless Li Xianyu cherishing installed one not to buy. 他带着祖奶奶买了很多女装,款式以保守为主,李羡鱼钟爱的小短裤、百褶小短裙、吊带衫、露肩装一件都没买。 Great Grandmother is not willing to wear that the clothes of exposition, wants to come more than 20 years ago, the universal conservative female also little puts on extremely this type exposes the clothes, therefore this time in the Great Grandmother eye, changes is not cute. 祖奶奶不愿意穿那么暴露的衣服,想来在二十多年前,普遍保守的女性也极少穿这种暴露衣服的吧,所以这个时代在祖奶奶眼里,又变的不可爱了。 After strolling a great-circle, finally remembers the underwear not to buy, therefore also brings Great Grandmother to buy the underwear. 逛了一大圈后,终于想起内衣没买,于是又带着祖奶奶去买内衣。 The female underwear she is familiar, is insufficient to shout must put on bellyband anything, after all more than 20 years ago she passes through, but the modern woman underwear lets Great Grandmother bashful nervous. 女性内衣她是熟悉的,不至于嚷嚷着要穿肚兜啥的,毕竟二十多年前她就穿过,只不过现代女性的内衣让祖奶奶臊的慌。 It is not near the lace hollows out, more excessive hangs unexpectedly frankly and uprightly the appeal underwear. 不是蕾丝边就是镂空,更过分的竟然把情趣内衣光明正大挂出来。 Li Xianyu compelled her to buy 45 sets of laces, to hollow out the underwear, Great Grandmother is blushing to whisper: „I dislike this time, puts on clothes that such shameless has not been hot-tempered.” 李羡鱼硬逼着她买了四五套蕾丝、镂空内衣,祖奶奶红着脸嘀嘀咕咕说:“我讨厌这个时代,穿这么没羞没躁的衣服。” Li Xianyu has no free time to respond her reads broken, vision dedicated is staring at the bra label, un, Great Grandmother is 34 D. 李羡鱼没空搭理她的碎碎念,目光专注的盯着文胸的标签,嗯,祖奶奶是34D。 Good especially underhanded breast size. 好特么下作的乳量。 Bought the clothes to go home on the preparation, his today's body condition is unsatisfactory, the debt of kidney, did not sleep can restore. 买完衣服就准备回家了,他今天身体状态不佳,腰子的亏空,不是睡一觉就能恢复。 The roadside sees presuming on seniority yogurt, Great Grandmother insists on to eat, Li Xianyu bought two bottles, this yogurt flavor was ordinary, the price was expensive, the natural price was very low, will come the person of traveling to buy several bottles to taste foods newly in season on outside area. 路边看到一家卖老酸奶的,祖奶奶坚持要吃,李羡鱼掏钱买了两瓶,这种酸奶味道一般,价格贵,性价格很低,也就外地过来旅游的人会买几瓶尝鲜。 Great Grandmother has not eaten the yogurt, first was conquered by it, the sour and sweet taste blasts out in the taste bud, happy narrows the eyes to focus, the corners of the mouth have white milk stain, „quite delicious, I liked this time.” 祖奶奶没吃过酸奶,第一口就被它征服了,酸酸甜甜的滋味在味蕾里炸开,幸福的眯着眼,嘴角还有白色的奶渍,“好好吃,我又喜欢这个时代了。” Unyielding Great Grandmother, one bottle of yogurt trade the time. 铁骨铮铮祖奶奶,一瓶酸奶换时代。 „Walks king Jingze, when you know after Heavenly Cat/Tmall and No. 1 shop, you will like this time.” “走啦王境泽,等你知道天猫和一号店铺后,你会更喜欢这个时代。” „Who king Jingze is.” “王境泽是谁。” ...... ...... Tomorrow must attend class, after going home, he taught the application methods of some Great Grandmother basic electrical appliances. Although Great Grandmother is an ancient, is good because of does not think hundred years of ancient, she has the foundation of modern life, only need confess simply several can understand. 明天要上课了,回家后,他教了祖奶奶一些基本家电的使用方法。祖奶奶虽是古人,好在不是一觉百年的古人,她有现代生活的基础,只需简单交代几句就能懂。 Li Xianyu turns to discover a eliminated cell phone later, fills the electricity also to use, gave Great Grandmother. 李羡鱼随后翻找出上一个被淘汰的手机,充满电还能用,就给祖奶奶了。 „Li Xianyu, I then must teach you method of qi refining.” Takes a bath, hair wet Great Grandmother sits cross-legged in the sofa, the summon is eating Li Xianyu of chicken. “李羡鱼,我接下来要教你练气之法。”洗完澡,头发湿漉漉的祖奶奶盘坐在沙发,呼唤正在吃鸡的李羡鱼。 „The method of qi refining?” Gawked, the whole person is excited, he eats the chicken not to want, exciting expression: „Cultivates virtue in order to become an immortal.” “练气之法？”愣了一下,整个人激动起来,他吃鸡都不要了,兴奋的表情:“修仙么。” „Repairs your big end of ghost,” Great Grandmother said ill-humoredly: „refining essence into qi, refining qi into spirit, the technique of qi refining is the skill that human tries to find out. After the Ancient Monster blood descendant discovery of era the mortal body was the certain extent, within the body will produce is eternally grateful, it was the one energy in the cell having, exercised in the special way, can return nurturing to parents the mortal body, the air/Qi and essence offers mutual benefit and achieves common progress. When is eternally grateful to some degree strongly, but can also extend various abilities, is different from ability of bloodlines with the inheritance, it is the system beyond strength of bloodlines.” “修你个大头鬼哦,”祖奶奶没好气道:“炼精化气,炼气化神,练气之术是人类摸索出来的技巧。上古时代的古妖血裔发现当肉身达到一定程度后,体内会产生气感,它是细胞中产生的一种能量,以特殊的方式锻炼,可以反哺肉身,气与精互惠互利。当气感强到某种程度,还能延伸出各种能力,和传承自血脉的异能不同,它是血脉之力外的体系。” „This is also the supernatural ability that human can master only, the average person is very difficult to refine to be eternally grateful, because their cells are not very powerful. Ancient Monster blood descendant thinks that the strength of awakening bloodlines, qi refining is the best way, it can the irritation cell awaken, thus harvests the strength of deep sleep in bloodlines.” “这也是人类唯一能掌握的超自然能力,普通人很难炼出气感,因为他们的细胞不够强大。古妖血裔想觉醒血脉之力,练气是最好的办法,它能刺激细胞觉醒,从而收获到沉睡在血脉中的力量。” The ancient times person does not pass the method of qi refining, therefore some refining essence into qi said, makes the cell produce through the exercise body is eternally grateful, this is the initial qi refining way. 古时人不通练气之法,故而有炼精化气之说,通过锻炼身体让细胞产生气感,这是最初的练气方式。 With the unceasing improvement and development of qi refining technique, the later generation does not need in temperance body then energy qi refining( only in view of blood descendant). 随着练气术的不断完善、发展,后人无需在锤炼身体便能练气(只针对血裔)。 Through the ages, the qi refining method is mostly the same except for minor differences, has the division of fit and unfit quality, but the disparity is not big. 古往今来,练气方法大同小异,有优劣之分,但差距不大。 The qi refining core is the expiration and inspiration, the expiration and inspiration spiritual energy, lets the internal organs resonance, first tempers the internal organs, then tempers the mortal body, from inside to outside, Neijia walks is this path. 练气的核心是吐纳,吐纳灵气,让脏腑共鸣,先锤炼脏腑,再锤炼肉身,由内而外,内家拳走的就是这个路子。 Indoor Li Xianyu opens the window, making the world spiritual energy flood into, according to Great Grandmother said that sat cross-legged in the place, five hearts toward on. 李羡鱼把窗户打开,让天地灵气涌入室内,按照祖奶奶所言,盘坐在地,五心朝上。 Great Grandmother teaches the qi refining mystique that his Li Family passes from generation to generation, the core mnemonics: Opens Heaven Gate to shut the door of the earth. 祖奶奶传授他李家世代相传的练气秘法,核心口诀:开天门闭地户。 Opens Heaven Gate to pick innate, shuts the door of the earth to defend the breathing like a fetus. 开天门以采先天,闭地户以守胎息。 Actual approach: Raises the anus to receive the meeting **, intent opens Baihui Accupoint. 实际做法:提肛收会**,意开百会穴。 Popular said that shrank the chrysanthemum tightly, opened the brain. 通俗的讲,就是把菊花缩紧,把脑子打开。 Shrinking the tight chrysanthemum is easy to do, each men have had a chrysanthemum tight experience. 缩紧菊花好办,每个男人都有过菊花一紧的经历。 How as to open Baihui Accupoint, gave Great Grandmother. 至于怎么开百会穴,交给祖奶奶了。 Opening Baihui Accupoint is qi refining most an important step, is called Heaven Gate. The expiration and inspiration mnemonics are very simple, one study, but Baihui Accupoint is difficult to open, only if there is a qi refining expert to assist in side, otherwise the average man cannot open Baihui Accupoint. 开百会穴是练气最重要的一步,称为开天门。吐纳口诀很简单,一学就会,但百会穴难开,除非有练气高手在旁辅助,不然常人根本开不了百会穴。 But does not open Baihui Accupoint, the spiritual energy is not then able to integrate dantian. 而不开百会穴,灵气便无法纳入丹田。 Therefore since old times spread a few words: The immortals caress me to withstand/top, the knot sends to give the immortal. 故而自古流传一句话:仙人抚我顶,结发授长生。 In Li Xianyu according to the mnemonics expiration and inspiration breath, Great Grandmother goes forward, extends the slender white hands, caresses in Li Xianyu top of the head Baihui Accupoint. 在李羡鱼照着口诀吐纳呼吸时,祖奶奶上前,伸出纤纤玉手,抚在李羡鱼头顶百会穴。 Closes eyes Li Xianyu only to think that a top of the head heat, has the warm current to welling up to enter probably, its was stirred up, in dantian raises similarly a warm current. 闭目中的李羡鱼只觉头顶一热,像是有暖流冲涌而入,受其所激,丹田内同样升起一股暖流。 Two warm currents gather in dantian, then with his breath rhythm, walks randomly the whole body meridians, in the qi refining technique, qi passes through 12 properly, is called the small sidereal revolution. Passes through 12 proper, no matter what supervises two lineage/vein, is called the big sidereal revolution. 两股暖流在中丹田汇聚,然后随着他的呼吸节奏,游走全身经脉,在练气术中,炁走过十二正经,叫做小周天。走过十二正经和任督二脉,叫做大周天。 Great Grandmother maintains this posture one hour, passes through a big sidereal revolution until qi of Li Xianyu within the body, she removes reaches behind the back, breathes slightly tenderly. 祖奶奶保持这个姿势一个小时,直到李羡鱼体内的炁走过一个大周天,她才撤回手,微微娇喘。 Li Xianyu gets on soundings, expiration and inspiration spirit strength, nutritious. 李羡鱼渐入佳境,吐纳着外界灵力,滋补自身。 „The qi refining aptitude is very ordinary.” Great Grandmother heavyhearted thinking, disassembles the potato chips, bites one, that a wee bit worry forgot immediately. “练气资质很一般啊。”祖奶奶忧心忡忡的想,拆开薯片,咔嚓咬一口,那丁点儿忧心顿时忘掉。 The potato chips are really delicious, are good to like this time, the eye narrows the crescent moon. 薯片真好吃,好喜欢这个时代,眼睛眯成月牙儿。 This process continues 10 : 30 pm, out of the window bad fog covers, the indoor is quiet, Great Grandmother wholly-absorbed protection in side. 这个过程持续到晚上 10 点半,窗外大雾笼罩,室内静悄悄的,祖奶奶专心的守护在旁。 In the meantime, the Li Xianyu breath is suddenly rapid, the expiration and inspiration rhythm disrupts. 就在此时,李羡鱼呼吸突然急促起来,吐纳节奏打乱。 „Hu-hu!” “呼哧！” „Hu-hu!” “呼哧！” The person of his as if drowning earnestly seeks the oxygen, breathed several, fierce opening eyes, from entering calmly gets back one's composure, the eyeball covers entirely the blood threads, the sound hoarse: „Great Grandmother, I possibly overstated.” 他仿佛溺水之人渴求氧气,喘了几口,猛的睁开眼,从入静中回神,眼球布满血丝,声音嘶哑:“祖奶奶,我可能走火入魔了。”