12 : 00 pm, Fudan Attached Hospital. 晚上12点,复旦附属医院。 Li Xianyu lies down in the temporary hospital ward, the complexion is decadent, the back of the hand is inserting the needle, is infusing. This point hospital person is few, the corridor is quiet, from time to time has the nurse or the patient passes through. 李羡鱼躺在临时病房,脸色颓败,手背插着针,正在输液。这个点医院人已经很少了,走廊静悄悄的,时而有护士或病人走过。 „What do you feel?” “你感觉怎么样？” „Feeling is dying.” Li Xianyu sound still hoarse, once for a while coughs fiercely two. “感觉要死了。”李羡鱼声音依然嘶哑,时不时剧烈咳嗽两声。 Great Grandmother sits in the bedside, the delicate eyebrows slightly pressed, how unable to think through: „Is impossible, the luck way is correct, the expiration and inspiration rhythm is correct, your father in the past was Heaven Gate that I gave, how to have problems to your here.” 祖奶奶坐在床边,秀眉微蹙,怎么都想不通:“不可能呀,运气方式正确,吐纳节奏正确,你爸当年就是我给开的天门,怎么到你这里就出问题了。” Li Xianyu sighed spookily: „This is not your mistake, is the mistake of the world.” 李羡鱼幽幽叹口气:“这不是你的错,是世界的错。” He looks at Great Grandmother, is very at heart warm, falls ill, can some people accompany in side, this is in the mind the best cure. Without Great Grandmother, he feared that takes a person to treat in the hospital, sleeps cannot rest, because results in the time to stare at a dropping bottle. 他看着身边的祖奶奶,心里很温暖,生了病,能有人陪在旁边,这是心灵上最好的治愈。如果没有祖奶奶,他怕是要一个人待在医院,睡觉都不能睡,因为得时刻盯着点滴瓶。 After being forced to interrupt the expiration and inspiration, Li Xianyu presents the dizziness cough, has a fever and other symptoms, at that time was almost frightened the urine, thinks oneself are overstates, really qi refining is not so simple, few heroes who in the chivalric fiction novel finish in a hast only then overstated a way. 被迫中断吐纳后,李羡鱼出现头晕咳嗽,发烧等症状,当时差点被吓尿了,以为自己是走火入魔,果然练气没这么简单,武侠小说里急于求成的少侠都只有走火入魔一途。 Then had the opportunity of women self-sacrifice, the Yin-Yang handed over safe, entered the hole three points, few hero full blood resurrected, henceforth deity family companion, your Nong my Nong. 然后便有了女侠们自我牺牲的机会,阴阳交泰,入穴三分,少侠满血复活,从此神仙眷侣,你侬我侬。 His side does not have the woman, only has Great Grandmother. Has the net approximately to take taxi, making the driver deliver to recent Fudan Attached Hospital, hung the emergency medical treatment. 他身边没有女侠,只有一个祖奶奶。只好网约打车,让司机送到最近的复旦附属医院,挂了急诊。 After the doctor examines the disease symptom, stated categorically: „Haze poison!” 医生查看病状之后,一口咬定:“雾霾中毒！” „Ha?” Li Xianyu felt at that time the three views of own heavy tree had not collapsed, was busy at saying: „Doctor I want the blood test, can the words best make an ultrasound again. My body was possible the major problem, for example the meridians completely broke, dantian broke anything.” “哈？”李羡鱼当时觉得自己尚未重树的三观又坍塌了,忙说:“医生我要验血,可以的话最好再做个B超。我身体可能出大问题了,比如经脉尽断,丹田破碎什么的。” The doctor said: „Throat is ill, coughs. The nasal cavity secretion increases, eyeball dry, and follows the high fever, in addition, the body does not have other aches or exceptionally, this was the haze was poisoned, I also want to ask you, although today the red haze early warning, may also be insufficient the heavy poison, did you open to lick family's air cleaner?” 医生说:“嗓子不适,干咳。鼻腔分泌物增多,眼球干涩,并伴随高烧,除此之外,身体无其他疼痛或异常,这就是雾霾中毒了,我还想问你呢,今天虽然红色雾霾预警,可也不至于重度中毒,你是把家里的空气净化器拆出来舔了是么？” Li Xianyu does not believe that wanted the blood test, the doctor also along with him. 李羡鱼不信,死活要验血,医生也就随他了。 After the blood test reported that other not issues. 验血报告出来后,并无其他问题。 Really is the haze poison. 真的是雾霾中毒。 Really is not the Great Grandmother mistake, what is wrong is this world. 真不是祖奶奶的错,错的是这个世界。 This time, the pot of the world back is not finally black. 这一次,世界背的锅终于不黑。 Li Xianyu muttered: „Great Grandmother, you rest for 20 years, after waking up, the world had changed greatly, perhaps, we at Dharma End Time?” 李羡鱼喃喃道:“祖奶奶,你一睡二十年,醒来之后,世界已经大变样了,或许,咱们处在一个末法时代？” The person mouth is not the air cleaner, is unable toxic gas in the automatic filtration air, but when expiration and inspiration, along with the ingestion of spirit strength, the toxic substance in air is also the crazy inspiration, is usual dozens times. 人嘴可不是空气净化器,无法自动过滤空气中的毒气,而吐纳时,伴随着灵力的摄取,空气中的有毒物质亦是疯狂吸入,是平时的数十倍。 Does qi refining practice the haze to be poisoned, making world qi refiner feel sad? 练气练到雾霾中毒,让天下练气士情何以堪？ Compels certainly is Dharma End Time. 绝逼是末法时代。 Great Grandmother said: „Malaria had it since old times, we will change a valuable land with a good geomantic omen tomorrow.” 祖奶奶道:“瘴气自古有之,咱们明天换一个风水宝地。” Li Xianyu covers the face silently: „You do not understand, the haze has been found in the nation.” 李羡鱼默默捂脸:“您不懂,雾霾已经遍布全国。” My immortal cultivation dream just now starts, then had died. 我的修仙梦才刚开始,便已夭折。 Fall! 摔！ Great Grandmother knits the brows: „Is this, aiyu, this time resting was too long, I had not rested before am so long. After waking up , the world changes unexpectedly greatly.” 祖奶奶皱皱眉:“是这样么,哎呦,这次睡的太久了,我以前从没睡过这么久。醒来后世界竟是大变样。” Li Xianyu: „Didn't you rest before?” 李羡鱼:“您以前不这么睡的？” Great Grandmother: „After each great-grandson dies, I will fall into the deep sleep, little several months, many for several years, before the great-grandsons die, to me an energy, I usually am wake up, then looks for the Li Family later generation. This time I by the seal, entered your within the body until the bead, I was awakened by your bloodlines.” 祖奶奶:“每一任曾孙死后,我都会陷入沉睡,少则数月,多则数年,曾孙们死之前会给我一点能量,我通常是自己醒来的,然后去找李家后人。这次我是被封印了,直到珠子进了你的体内,我才被你的血脉唤醒。” The Li Xianyu heart said, I also think you enter the stage each time are smooth. 李羡鱼心说,我还以为你每次出场都是光溜溜的。 Originally does not enter the stage each time smoothly, this wave gained. 原来不是每次出场都光溜溜,这波赚了。 Great Grandmother also said: „But sometimes cannot rest, must be responsible for the education next great-grandson, your father that I have not rested, morning that your grandfather dies, your father very small time I started to train him, he was respectable to me.” 祖奶奶又说:“但有时候不能睡,要负责教育下一任曾孙,你爸那一任我就没睡,你爷爷死的早,你爸很小的时候我就开始培养他了,他对我非常尊敬的。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” That is, my father from small deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys?! 就是说,我爸从小肾亏？！ „Bead is anything.” “珠子是什么东西。” „I lodge the Battle Soul carrier, has fused with your body. Only can take out with the mystique, or you die.” The Great Grandmother drive said: „You must learn qi refining earlier, the sacrifice refining up the spirit bead quite, waits for you to be able with its spirit and flesh blend, you then can the awakening bloodlines.” “我寄宿战魂的载体,已经与你身体融合。只能用秘法取出,或者你死。”祖奶奶激励道:“你要早点学会练气,好生祭炼灵珠,等你能和它灵肉交融,你便可以觉醒血脉。” „Ha?” Li Xianyu ignorant, in the will did spirit and flesh blend refer to this meaning? “哈？”李羡鱼懵了一下,遗嘱里灵肉交融是指这个意思么？ Spirit bead mortal body = spirit and flesh blend?!! 灵珠肉身=灵肉交融？！！ Father's your language is the sports teacher teaches especially? 特么老爸你的语文是体育老师教的吧？ Suddenly insipid. 突然间索然无味。 ...... ...... 2 : 30 am, takes taxi to return to the dwelling, the high fever has drawn back, feeling exhausted physically and mentally Li Xianyu goes right to sleep. 凌晨 2 点半,打了车返回住处,高烧已退,身心俱疲的李羡鱼倒头就睡。 Next day wakes up, the ache of kidney follows the difference of throat, the body many illness, he has not gone to attend class, calls to ask for leave the teacher in charge. 次日醒来,腰子的疼痛伴随嗓子的异样,身体多处不适,他没去上课,给班主任打电话请假。 As soon as the teachers in charge listen to his as if body to pull out the spatial weak tone, immediately agrees, and urged him to rest quite, remembered to go see a doctor. 班主任一听他仿佛身体被掏空的虚弱语气,立刻就同意了,并叮嘱他好生休息,记得看医生。 Throughout the morning, how Li Xianyu except for teaching Great Grandmother uses the cell phone, to play the game, is lies down rests at home. 整个上午,李羡鱼除了教导祖奶奶怎么使用手机、玩游戏,就是躺在家里休息。 „Hiss Great Grandmother, my kidney is very sore, sits a while to hurt, you went too far.” Li Xianyu lies down on the sofa, the head sits lowers the head to play Great Grandmother of cell phone. “嘶祖奶奶,我腰子特别疼,坐一会儿就疼,你太过分了。”李羡鱼躺在沙发上,脑袋边坐着低头玩手机的祖奶奶。 This morning gets up, his pouch may be heavy, just like indulges in sensual pleasure the excessive appearance. 今早起来,他眼袋可重了,活脱脱纵欲过度的样子。 She said careless: „A training ten-day period is then good, wants to recuperate the kidney, diligently qi refining.” 她漫不经心的说:“修养一旬便好,想养好肾,就努力练气吧。” „May result, my present throat is itchy, haze poison.” Saying, him is coughing several, asked: „Isn't the qi refining kidney sore? I understood, so long as my having mystical powers strength supplies you, you did not need to pull out my energy.” “可得了吧,我现在嗓子还痒,雾霾中毒呢。”说着,他咳嗽几声,问道:“练气腰子就不疼了？我懂了,只要我有灵力供应你,你就不用抽我的精力了吧。” „Was wrong.” The Great Grandmother delicate fingers ball in the Li Xianyu forehead, „qi refining will make your body restore quickly.” “错了。”祖奶奶纤指弹在李羡鱼额头,“练气会让你身体恢复的快一点。” Li Xianyu surges at heart the ominous premonition: „How to say.” 李羡鱼心里涌起不祥的预感:“怎么说。” Great Grandmother looked at his one eyes, slightly does silent, said slowly: „I had said qi refining and blood descendant ability is two systems, between I and you contract foundation, is the strength of Li Family bloodlines, is the blood descendant system. Present I, such as this cell phone, inside function are then many and varied, because the electric power closed down insufficient, all functions are unable to use.” 祖奶奶瞄了他一眼,略作沉默,徐徐道:“我说过练气和血裔异能是两个体系吧,我与你之间的契约基础,是李家血脉之力,属于血裔体系。如今的我,便如这只手机,里面功能多种多样,但因为电力不足关机了,一切功能都无法使用。” „How can that starting?” “那怎么样才能开机？” „You awakened.” “等你觉醒。” „That, your electric power .....” ominous premonition was heavier. “那,那你的电力.....”不祥的预感更重了。 „Right, is not the spirit strength, is your essence, qi, spirit, but the kidney is the institute of concealed essence, naturally bears the brunt. Therefore you get out of bed to feel the kidney to hurt today, thought that the spirit is exhausted. After you control the qi refining technique, can alleviate this body and spirit greatly dual exhausted, but the debt of body is irreversible, because my power consumption cultivates the spiritual energy the speed to be quicker than you, draws an analogy, I like computer, but the charger is actually not a first wife, but is the phone charger, therefore the great-grandsons are always unable to make ends meet. My each great-grandsons inevitable deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys and psychasthenia.” “对,不是灵力,是你的精气神,而肾是藏精之所,当然首当其冲。所以你今天起床觉得腰子疼,觉得精神疲惫。等你掌控练气术后,便可大大缓解这种身体与精神的双重疲惫,但身体的亏空是不可逆的,因为我的耗电量远比你们修炼灵气的速度要快,打个比方,我就像电脑,但充电器却不是原配,而是手机充电器,所以曾孙们始终入不敷出。我的每一任曾孙都不可避免的肾亏和精神衰弱。” „Ancestor .... Inherited deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys?” Li Xianyu is pale. “祖....祖传肾亏？”李羡鱼脸色发白。 Therefore morning of death? 所以死的早？ No wonder in the will the devil father said own possible this whole life not to have the heir. 难怪遗嘱里死鬼老爹说自己可能这辈子都不会有子嗣。 At this moment, he to „Great Grandmother is a being annoying small seductress/evil spirit” these words, had a sincerer experience. 此时此刻,他对“祖奶奶是个磨人的小妖精”这句话,有了更深切的体会。 No, far more than is annoying the small seductress/evil spirit. 不,何止磨人小妖精。 My Great Grandmother presses out juice Ji. 我的祖奶奶是榨汁姬。 „Great Grandmother, your will lose my.” The Li Xianyu corners of the mouth twitch: „I can be born, is really must ascend the sky to care.” “祖奶奶,你这样会失去我的。”李羡鱼嘴角抽搐:“我能出生,真是得上天眷顾。” Trough are too many he not to know how should spit, first sympathizes with mother, then sympathizes with the paternal grandmother, then generations of sympathize. 槽点太多他都不知道该怎么吐了,首先同情妈妈,然后同情奶奶,接着一代代同情上去。 Great Grandmother scratches the head, worried say/way: „Said, my Li Family closely related lineage/vein heir is frail, this pot Great Grandmother I must carry.” 祖奶奶挠挠头,苦恼道:“说起来,我李家嫡脉子嗣单薄,这个锅祖奶奶我是要背的。” Li Xianyu cries to faint in the sofa, „Great Grandmother, I am a child, the friend who I make are not enough, I do not think the deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys.” 李羡鱼哭晕在沙发,“祖奶奶,我还是个孩子啊,我交的朋友还不够多,我不想肾亏。” The Great Grandmother comfort said: „That abstained from the woman.” 祖奶奶安慰道:“那就把女人戒了吧。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” yamate, yamate, Our palaces and houses 72 imperial concubines. 雅蠛蝶,雅蠛蝶,朕的三宫六院七十二妃。 Suddenly understood why in the will the father must cry for three days and three nights, in the booth such ancestor, does not want to cry difficultly. 突然就理解遗嘱里亲生父亲为什么要哭三天三夜了,摊上这么个老祖宗,不想哭都难。 Since this, why the ancestors can also inheritance Great Grandmother time and time again? 既然这样,为什么祖先们还要一次又一次的继承祖奶奶？ Cannot be the chest big buttocks curls upwards, long pretty such as flower. 总不能是胸大屁股翘,长的貌美如花吧。 Should Great Grandmother not be possible?!! 祖奶奶应该是不可啪的吧？！！ The Great Grandmother good and evil lived for 100 dozens years, easily completely understood that the idea of Li Xianyu, said spookily: „You were grasping the paramount strength time, the trivial deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys, will not care.” 祖奶奶好歹活了一百几十年,轻易就看透李羡鱼的想法,幽幽道:“等你掌握着至高力量的时候,区区肾亏,就不会放在心上啦。” Li Xianyu also follows to say spookily: „I can return goods, does not know that has the netherworld express business running free. Great Grandmother you put in great inconvenience, rests again ten years eight years, do I try hard to have a son to inherit you?” 李羡鱼也跟着幽幽道:“我能退货么,不知道顺风有没有阴间快递业务。或者祖奶奶您委屈一下,再睡个十年八载,我努力生个儿子继承您？” Great Grandmother one hear, throws, seizes the Li Xianyu neckband, said angrily: „Gave up any idea, I by the seal, you, since awakened me, must be responsible for knowing that me cuts down.” 祖奶奶一听,扑过来,揪住李羡鱼的领口,气鼓鼓道:“休想,我才不要被封印,你既然把我唤醒了,就得对我负责知道伐。” Li Xianyu said: „That always has what means treatment deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys, the modern medical service is very developed, but could not count on, blood descendant world has what panacea.” 李羡鱼道:“那总有什么办法治疗肾亏,现代医疗很发达,但指望不上,血裔界有什么灵丹妙药么。” „Always do not think that the ancient thing was good, the time was not developing.” Great Grandmother thinks, the index finger resists the lower lip, makes the recollection shape: „I remember that your father often eats one medicine that governs the deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys, the name was „ qiang elder brother yin dao weng” capsule. You go to the pharmacy to have a look, the effect should be good. ” “不要总觉得古代的东西就是好的,时代一直在发展不是么。”祖奶奶想了想,食指抵住下唇,做回忆状:“我记得你爸经常吃一种治肾亏的药,名字叫“勥昆烎菿奣”胶囊。你去药店看看,效果应该不错。” Li Xianyu is overjoyed, took several Grandpa hair from the drawer, going downstairs speedily. 李羡鱼大喜过望,从抽屉里拿了几张毛爷爷,一溜烟的下楼。