Great Grandmother since childhood was not the material of studying, the female incapacity is virtue, was in the blood descendant family, after all be more , the Great Grandmother four years old ordinary families' females must study entered the private school, 12 years old to the hall, said, rest. Lived for more than 100 years, the knowledge reserves might as well ordinary university student, the blood descendant world experience is possibly an exception. 祖奶奶自幼便不是读书的料,女子无才便是德,身在血裔家族,终归要比寻常人家的女子要学的多些,祖奶奶四岁进私塾,十二岁离堂,讲真,是一路睡过来的。活了一百多年,知识储量可能还不如普通大学生,血裔界见识除外。 In the past entered academy hall, went right to sleep certainly, this supported for a half hour, the primary cause was new, has not seen academy hall of this time. 往常一进塾堂,铁定倒头就睡,这次强撑了半小时,主要原因是新鲜,没见过这个时代的塾堂。 underachiever in underachiever, most fears mentioned by name to test the school by the mister. 学渣中的学渣,最怕的就是被先生点名考校。 Bunches of vision fall, in the left eye corner/horn has on the tears mole beautiful young girl. 一簇簇目光落在左眼角有泪痣的美少女身上。 „I, I am not your student.” Explanation that Great Grandmother is depressed. “我,我不是你学生。”祖奶奶闷闷的解释。 Professor Qin thinks little, says with a smile: „Since entered the classroom, is my student, the bold answer, do not fear wrong.” 秦教授不以为意,笑道:“既然进了教室,就是我的学生,大胆答题,别怕错。” The Great Grandmother heart said that really bad people are bad everywhere, the world teacher exactly the same ferociousness. 祖奶奶心说,果然天下乌鸦一般黑,天下老师一模一样的穷凶极恶。 When childhood, the mister then often borrows to test the name of school to hit her palm, to release personal spite. 童年时,先生便常借考校之名打她掌心,以泄私愤。 Died who would imagine for more than 100 years, is difficult to escape a tribulation. 岂料死了一百多年,还是难逃一劫。 Great Grandmother does not fear to put on shoes barefoot, extends the white and tender small hand: „Mister, this writes me not to do, can hit the board?” 祖奶奶光脚不怕穿鞋的,伸出白嫩的小手:“先生,这道题我不会做,要打板子么？” Thought probably the way of Great Grandmother speech is very interesting, the schoolmates smile to make noise. 大概是觉得祖奶奶说话的方式挺有趣,同学们纷纷笑出声。 Professor Qin gawked staring, „this problem does not have the model answer, said your view boldly.” 秦教授愣了愣,“这道题没有标准答案,大胆的说出你的看法。” „I do not have the view, you hit my board.” “我没有看法,您还是打我板子吧。” „Can seek help schoolmate to help you.” “可以求助身边的同学帮你。” „Does not seek help, you hit my board.” “不求助,您打我板子吧。” „You .....” Professor Qin, helpless said: „You sit down, do not speak.” “你.....”秦教授无奈道:“你还是坐下吧,别讲话了。” „Oh.” Great Grandmother crisp should, sit down confidently. “噢。”祖奶奶脆生生的应一下,坦然坐下。 The Professor Qin vision searches in the student again, finally locked attractiveness to lose face/show off similarly, and same San Wu, bright sound said: „That female schoolmate who puts on the black short sleeve, you replied.” 秦教授目光重新在学生之中搜索,最后锁定了颜值同样出彩且同样哔哔过的三无,朗声道:“那位穿黑色短袖的女同学,你来回答。” San Wu sets out, said sincerely: „Will not do.” 三无起身,诚恳道:“不会做。” Professor Qin knits the brows: „I do not hit the board, you said freely.” 秦教授皱眉:“我不打板子,你尽管说。” The San Wu serious expression said: „I will not do, but I suggested that the professor trades an issue.” 三无一本正经的表情说道:“我不会做,但我建议叫兽换个问题。” Professor Qin: „Any issue.” 秦教授:“什么问题。” San Wu: „You can ask me, if each water drop can represent a blessing, I deliver you sea. Please make one to imitate a practice!” 三无:“你可以问我,如果每一滴水都能代表一个祝福,那我送你一片海洋。请做一个仿句练习！” Professor Qin does not understand the brain circuit of this miss, thought that she has what profound meaning, the professor also very likes having the ideological opinionated schoolmate, said: „This schoolmate, that invited you, if each water drop can represent a blessing, I delivered you sea. Makes one to imitate the sentence.” 秦教授根本不懂这姑娘的脑回路,觉得她有什么深意,教授也挺喜欢有思想有主见的同学,就笑着说:“这位同学,那请你把如果每一滴水都能代表一个祝福,那我送你一片海洋。做一个仿句。” San Wu looked down book on the table, raised the head, the tone said earnestly: „If each flower represents a blessing, I will send you a wreath!” 三无低头看了眼桌上的书,抬头,语气认真道:“如果每一朵花都代表一个祝福,那我会送你一个花圈！” Li Xianyu: „.......” 李羡鱼:“.……” Professor Qin: „.......” 秦教授:“.……” All schoolmate: „.......” 全班同学:“.……” The air is suddenly peaceful. 空气突然安静。 But she keen detection to this change, is also quite joyful. 而她自己也敏锐的察觉到这个变化,颇为欣喜。 The air is far more than peaceful, even has appeared suffocates. Li Xianyu reads book on her table in the air of suffocation, sees that segment words last: „Slightly clearly get lost.” 空气何止安静,甚至已经出现窒息了。李羡鱼在窒息的空气中看一眼她桌上的书,看到那段话的最后一句:“小明滚出去。” Li Xianyu:() 李羡鱼:() ...... …… „San Wu, I told you earnestly, you cannot speak like this, will be hit.” “三无,我跟你认真讲,你不能这样说话,会被打的。” Walks in the staircase in classroom building, Li Xianyu complained: „I estimated that must be hung the branch by Professor Qin, monthly salary 50,000 I do not care about the report card luckily now, otherwise I end the calf.” 走在教学楼的楼梯上,李羡鱼抱怨道:“我估计要被秦教授挂科了,幸好如今月入五万的我已经不在乎成绩单,不然我完犊子。” Their three people were caught up, this should not be accidental. Professor Qin was pointing at the entrance at that time, is angry: „Goes out to me.” 他们三人被赶出来了,这点应该毫不意外。秦教授当时就指着门口,愤怒道:“给我出去。” San Wu is self-confident: „First meeting, has that big mood to fluctuate, showed that my social way has the result very much, Man With A Very Big Dingding, you deliver my book to be very useful.” 三无自信满满:“初次见面,就有那么大的情绪波动,证明我的社交方式很有成效,丁丁很大的男人,你送我的书很有用。” „Do not call me Man With A Very Big Dingding,” Li Xianyu goes wild: „Called me Li Xianyu, or neglected my name simply. Delivering your book is my mistake, later do not look, otherwise you far more than do not have the friend, you can the world-wide all enemy you know.” “不要叫我丁丁很大的男人,”李羡鱼抓狂:“叫我李羡鱼,或者干脆忽略我的称呼。送你这本书是我的错,以后别看了,不然你何止没朋友,你会举世皆敌你知道么。” San Wu expressed that is incomprehensible: „Why.” 三无表示不能理解:“为什么。” Li Xianyu said: „Correct social way, should be makes the opposite party feel joyful, feels joyful, feels enjoyable. Rather than the heart of jarai.” 李羡鱼道:“正确的社交方式,应该是让对方感到愉悦,感到快乐,感到舒心。而不是扎人的心。” San Wu: „But Great Grandmother of big chest said that this book is very funny, is very joyful.” 三无:“可大胸的祖奶奶说这本书很搞笑,很快乐。” How should this...... explain? 这……该怎么解释？ Li Xianyu also dumbfounded, thinks, said: „The joy of Great Grandmother , because she stands in the angle of observer, feels funny funny, but you are authority, authority will not feel joyful.” 李羡鱼自己也懵逼了,想了想,道:“祖奶奶的快乐,是因为她站在旁观者的角度,觉得滑稽搞笑,但你是当局者,当局者不会感到快乐。” San Wu looking pensive. 三无若有所思。 Li Xianyu looks to her, asked: „You understood.” 李羡鱼看向她,问道:“你懂了没。” San Wu opens the book, according to reading: „You as if are teasing me.” 三无翻开书,照着念:“你仿佛在逗我。” Great Grandmother: „Pū.” 祖奶奶:“噗。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“……” He has a headache rubbed the forehead, ok, is disinclined to respond, he is not the person of liking to lecture to people, along with her. 他头疼的揉了揉眉心,算了,懒得搭理,他也不是好为人师的人,随她吧。 Worldly wise thing, most has no way to teach, does not need to teach, what depended is informed and experienced and precipitation. Some people can the smooth accident, smooth and slick, some people not understand „worldly wisdom” for what matter in several years for a lifetime. But no matter smooth also good, tenacious, they have the life experience of most lifetime are the foundations. 人情世故这东西,最没法教,也不需要教,靠的是历练和沉淀。有的人短短几年就能圆滑事故,八面玲珑,有的人一辈子都不懂“人情世故”为何事。但不管圆滑也好,固执也罢,他们都是有大半辈子的生活经验为基础。 However San Wu does not have, she since having the memory, was treated as the killer to train, truly as the life of person, joined several years after Treasure's Lustre. 然三无没有,她打从有记忆起,就被当做杀手培养,真正作为人的生活,也只是加入宝泽后的短短几年。 Perhaps she has been changing herself diligently, looks like the average person who oneself change, but except for depending on the time goes to the levigation, really does not have a better way. 她或许一直在努力改变自己,让自己变的更像普通人,可除了靠时间去水磨,实在没有更好的办法。 In the afternoon two elective courses, Li Xianyu does not plan to attend class, is the monthly salary 50,000 people, the diploma is meaningful. Former Li Xianyu had died, present he, is Niu Gulu blood descendant Li Xianyu. 下午有两节选修课,李羡鱼不打算去上课,都已经是月入五万的人了,毕业证还有意义吗。从前的李羡鱼已经死了,现在的他,是钮钴禄・血裔・李羡鱼。 On left school road, Li Xianyu requests them to continue to pull own arm, installs complete compelling. If as expected, with the Eight Trigrams (gossip) of wealth university student, his Li Xianyu quickly in major class and grade chat group and campus forum fire. 离校的路上,李羡鱼要求她们继续挽着自己的胳膊,装一个圆满的逼。如果不出意外,以财大学生的八卦,他李羡鱼很快就会在各大班级聊天群、校园论坛火一把。 In the afternoon is idle, then brings Great Grandmother and San Wu window-shops, is spending the San Wu money, buys some daily necessities and clothes, un, the soft food is very fragrant. 下午无所事事,便带祖奶奶和三无逛街,花着三无的钱,买一些日用品和衣服,嗯,软饭很香。 Great Grandmother satisfied is swiping the San Wu card, the great-grandson bought three air cleaners for oneself, him told that the thing is quite expensive, do not waste, must qi refining know to cut down well. 祖奶奶心安理得的刷着三无的卡,给自己曾孙买了三台空气净化器,跟他说东西好贵的,你不要浪费,要好好练气知道伐。 Let Li Xianyu remember mother to buy the exercise collection for him in childhood is also so the excuse. 让李羡鱼想起小时候妈妈给他买习题集也是这般说辞。 When sunset, while has not arrived at getting off work peak, Li envy leads them to take the subway to return to the community, sooner or later the subway of peak, will be the chest will paste the back crowded, the woman mew mew hurts forever, the man crowded fruit of will hurt, everyone will be very painful. 日落之时,趁着还没到下班高峰期,李羡带着她们坐地铁返回小区,早晚高峰的地铁,永远是前胸贴后背,女人挤的咪咪疼,男人挤的蛋蛋疼,大家都很痛苦。 Li Xianyu is not glad Great Grandmother and San Wu is pushed by the men, therefore avoids the peak as far as possible. He lived for 20 years in Shanghai stock market, will not have seen in the peak sooner or later over 8 points high-quality beautiful women, obviously the beautiful women also knew that avoids the peak. 李羡鱼不乐意祖奶奶和三无被男人们挤来挤去,所以尽量避开高峰期。他在沪市生活了二十年,从没有在早晚高峰时见到八分以上的优质美女,可见美女们也晓得避开高峰期。 When the S County Hotel has done business normally, passed by the door, Li Xianyu inward looks, the boss stares at the dark pouche in the fried rice noodles, Zhang Chen the soul has been returning to heaven, wants to come him not to have the nightmare again. S县大酒店已经正常营业,路过店门时,李羡鱼朝里望去,老板盯着黑眼圈在炒米粉,张晨已经魂归天地,想来他没有再做噩梦了。 Great Grandmother said right, world has the causes and effects, serves right. 祖奶奶说得对,世间有因果,一报还一报。 He looks in all directions, has not seen that only Satsuma's form, suddenly has an ominous premonition at heart. 他四顾一圈,没有看到那只萨摩的身影,心里突然有种不祥的预感。 Three people entered brown sauce braised chicken, ordered the spareribs food, Li Xianyu asked the shop owner aunt: „Entrance that dog?” 三人进了黄焖鸡,点了排骨饭,李羡鱼问店主阿姨:“门口那只狗呢？” The shop owner aunt still remembers Li Xianyu, is San Wu and Great Grandmother attractiveness is too mainly high, is very difficult to forget, she said: „Died.”, 店主阿姨还记得李羡鱼,主要是三无和祖奶奶颜值太高,很难让人忘记,她说:“死了。”、 Li Xianyu such as was struck by lightning: „Died?!” 李羡鱼如遭雷击:“死了？！” The old aunt said: „This morning died in setting up, the corpse has made the property process, this defeat dog died finally, stinking all day long collected toward my shop, bothersome.” 老阿姨说:“今早就死在树下了,尸体已经让物业处理,这败犬终于死了,臭烘烘的成天往我店里凑,烦的很。” Saw last night the master and dog parted forever quite sigh with emotion Li Xianyu, at this moment, suddenly felt whole person at heart gushed out sad submergence. 原本见到昨晚主人和狗生离死别只是颇为感慨的李羡鱼,此刻,突然觉得整个人被心里涌出的悲伤淹没。