In the morning after getting out of bed, Li Xianyu and his Great Grandmother and his personal bodyguard, first went to a bookstore, buys several books of expertises, one is English original works, Professor Qin often said, wants to understand thought and content that truly the author expressed that but must read the original works, rather than sinicizing translated edition. 早上起床后,李羡鱼和他的祖奶奶、他的贴身保镖,先去了趟书店,买几本专业知识的书,其中一本是英语原著,秦教授常说,想真正了解作者表达的思想和内容,还得看原著,而不是汉化译本。 Professor Qin recommends everyone to read Russian original works seriously, but everyone looks at English already reluctantly, Russian is naturally impossible, therefore Professor Qin will sigh with regret saying that if you can have a good command of a foreign language, the path that in the future will take will also be broader. 秦教授郑重推荐大家看俄语原著,但大家看英语已然勉强,俄语自然不可能,于是秦教授就会扼腕叹息说,你们要是能多掌握一门外语,将来走的路子也会更宽。 Speaking Russian is great, dazzles dazzles. 会俄语了不起么,炫啊炫的。 In one pile of specialized books, is mixing with a light reading, the book title: «My Elder Sister Is A Super Star» 一堆专业书里,夹杂着一本闲书,书名:《我的姐姐是大明星》 Good book. 好书啊。 Great Grandmother follows to loiter blindly, an entire journey book has not bumped, occasionally saw the title page fine entertainers'guild pulls out to look at several, but quick lost the interest. Just like she said that this paternal grandmother was does not like studying, read gets sleepy. 祖奶奶跟着瞎逛荡,全程一本书都没碰,偶尔看到封面精美的书会抽出来瞧几眼,但很快就失了兴趣。正如她自己所言,本奶奶是个不爱学习的,一看书就犯困。 Waits to pay up, discovers San Wu to disappear, then seeks, found her in the bookstore deep place, «How holds To enhance Your Human communication», written looks is the chicken soup article, the article is the major principle, is actually the idle talk. 等要结账的时候,发现三无不见了,便回头去寻,在书店深处找到她,捧着一本《怎样提高你的人际交往》,书面一看就是鸡汤文,通篇都是大道理,却又都是废话。 Collection great accomplishment of chicken soup article, when is Ali Jack Ma, he had said: The present young people, before resting, thinks the innumerable roads, the waking up little darling goes back. 鸡汤文的集大成者,当属阿里马云,他曾经说过:现在的年轻人,睡前想了无数条路,醒来乖乖走老路。 Li Xianyu thought that can also apply mechanically his speech with similar words: Listens is enlightened awakens quickly, felt that successfully leaves itself to only have the one pace. Next day wakes up, thinks carefully, what whatareyou did say? 李羡鱼觉得也可以用类似的话套用他的演讲:听的时候醍醐灌顶幡然醒悟,感觉成功离自己只有一步之遥。第二天醒来,仔细一想,whatareyou说啥嘞？ „You are not Human Form Taunting Machine, from walking hatred, why to look at this.” The Li Xianyu doubts said. “你不是人形嘲讽机,自走仇恨器么,干嘛看这个。”李羡鱼疑惑道。 „I also like being able with everyone to be together well.” San Wu said earnestly, the small cheek has no expression, but Li Xianyu saw that her look deep place has small that such a loses is not unhappy. “我也喜欢能和大家好好相处的。”三无认真的说,小脸蛋没啥表情,不过李羡鱼看出她眼神深处有那么一丢丢的小不开心。 San Wu: „It is very suitable I.” 三无:“它很适合我。” The Li Xianyu supercilious look said: „This thing is useless.” He extracts «Piece Comprehensive work» from another side bookshelf conveniently, the stopper gives San Wu: „Enhances emotional quotient, might as well looks at this.” 李羡鱼白眼道:“这玩意没用。”他随手从另一侧的书架抽出一本《段子大全》,塞给三无:“提高情商,还不如看这个。” San Wu changes countenance slightly, receiving of treating a matter seriously: „Thanks.” 三无微微动容,郑重其事的接过:“谢谢。” 9 : 30 am, wealth senior colonel entrance. 上午 9 点半,财大校门口。 Li Xianyu is leading San Wu and Great Grandmother, stands in the school entrance, he looked at the campus direction, said: „I suddenly have a bold idea.” 李羡鱼领着三无和祖奶奶,站在校门口,他望了眼校园方向,说:“我突然有一个大胆的想法。” Looking while walking book San Wu, on head a light bulb „ding” shines, she returns rapidly turns several pages, the photo writes books to discuss: „Regarding your bold idea, the country has one set of mature law *.” 边走边看书的三无,脑袋上一盏灯泡“叮”的亮起,她迅速回翻几页,照着书念道:“对于你的大胆想法,国家有一套成熟的法*。” Her cultural level is quite low, many characters recognize not entire. For example has time a that box of invigorating the kidney wonder drug that sees Li Xianyu, she can only disassembling character by character read. 她的文化水平比较低,至今还有很多字认不全。比如有次看见李羡鱼的那盒补肾神药,她只能一个字一个字的拆开念。 Li Xianyu holds the volume: „San Wu, that character read „ law”, was not the asterisk. ” 李羡鱼扶额:“三无,那个字念“律”,不是星号。” San Wu nods , indicating that learned. 三无点点头,表示学到了。 Li Xianyu continues saying: „You are pulling my arm, fitting out is my girlfriend.” 李羡鱼继续道:“你俩挽着我的胳膊,装成是我的女朋友。” Great Grandmother shuts out immediately: „Does not want.” 祖奶奶立刻嫌弃:“不要。” Li Xianyu said: „Great Grandmother, coordinates, some before rare people , the opportunity of manifesting a presence.” 李羡鱼道:“祖奶奶,配合一下嘛,难得有人前显圣的机会。” Great Grandmother disdains saying: „How weak, the girlfriend who how I can pretend to be the great-grandson, does not conform to the Great Grandmother status, you not think about it.” 祖奶奶不屑道:“何其幼稚,我怎么能冒充曾孙的女朋友,不符合祖奶奶的身份,你想都别想。” Li Xianyu: „500, do not do dry/does.” 李羡鱼:“五百块,干不干。” Great Grandmother smiles: „Does.” 祖奶奶嫣然一笑:“干。” Great Grandmother in Icicle compared with family/home is really better to deal with. 祖奶奶果然比家里的冰渣子要好应付。 Li Xianyu turns on the left arm, Great Grandmother clever pulling lives, opens the right arm again, San Wu unemotional pulling lives. 李羡鱼打开左臂,祖奶奶乖巧的挽住,再打开右臂,三无面无表情的挽住。 This all the way, stirs up the student and teacher looks askance repeatedly. 这一路上,惹得学生和老师频频侧目。 Admired that the Envy look has almost not stopped, although Li Xianyu long pretty, the study is also good, but never has so sight. He is pulling Great Grandmother and San Wu, where regardless of arrives, is a pretty scenery. 艳羡嫉妒的眼神几乎没停止过,李羡鱼虽然长的俊秀,学习也好,但从未有如此风光过。他挽着祖奶奶和三无,无论走到哪里,都是一道靓丽的风景。 Is the acid is really crisp. 甚是酸爽。 In the morning the professional courses, the teacher is Professor Qin, Professor Qin receives the students to like very much, because he has pair of good children, although both lives in retirement for a long time, in recent years were extremely few in the entertainment world beams with joy, although in the rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes still does not have their legends. 上午有一堂专业课,老师是秦教授,秦教授很受学生们喜爱,因为他有一双好儿女,尽管双双息影已久,近年来极少在娱乐圈露脸,虽已不在江湖,江湖却依然有他们的传说。 Professor Qin will mention the life of children to be daily occasionally, on this time, the male student female student will then show the sufficient interest. 秦教授偶尔会说起自己子女的生活日常,每逢这个时候,男生女生便会表现出充足的兴趣。 Li Xianyu felt, Professor Qin is an old man who is concerned about face-saving to like blowing to compel. 李羡鱼就觉得,秦教授是个爱面子喜欢吹逼的老男人。 In the classroom is noisy, the male students shot the breeze, the female students were laughing. 教室里闹哄哄,男生们高谈阔论,女生们嘻嘻哈哈。 When Li Xianyu is surrounded by beautiful women steps into the classroom instantly, the entire classroom, No. dozens student, loses one's voice in vain. 当李羡鱼左拥右抱踏入教室的刹那,整个教室,几十号学生,徒然间失声。 The big teacher said that peaceful is peaceful, bunches of vision fall on the Li Xianyu three people. 偌大的教师说安静就安静下来,一簇簇目光落在李羡鱼三人身上。 Nowadays, the university student is in love normally, but, the broad daylight pulls a small hand, kisses/intimate a small mouth, scattering the Polish dog grain is also normal, even if the person leads money many put on airs Zhang Mingyu, never has the action that has been surrounded by beautiful women in the presence of everyone. 这年头,大学生谈恋爱正常不过,光天化日牵个小手,亲个小嘴,撒波狗粮也正常,但即便是人帅钱多的白马王子张明玉,亦从未有过当众左拥右抱的举动。 Because was too irritant. 因为太招人恨了。 The male students first by the beauty attraction of Great Grandmother and San Wu, deep Envy, the female student are startled for two people beautiful appearance later similarly, later deep Envy. 男生先是被祖奶奶和三无的美色吸引,随后深深嫉妒,女生同样为两人的美貌吃惊,随后深深嫉妒。 At this time, had BGM to be perfect again. 这时候,再有一首BGM就完美了。 He hugs two „chamberpot” across not to calculate that the spacious trapezoidal corridor, sits in the last row, at this time, the attending class ting resounds exactly. 他搂着两个“马子”穿过并不算宽敞的梯形过道,坐在最后一排,恰好此时,上课铃声响起。 Before Professor Qin enters the classroom, Yang Guangtai and Huang Yicong in roommate leave the original seat, slides to the back row. 在秦教授进入教室之前,室友中的杨光泰、黄一聪离开原先的座位,溜到后排来。 Yang Guangtai: „Li Xianyu......” 杨光泰:“李羡鱼……” „What was needless saying that right, was the girlfriend.” Li Xianyu flings a flamboyant arrogant face: „Both are.” “什么都不用说,没错,是女朋友。”李羡鱼甩出一张牛逼倨傲的脸:“两个都是。” Huang Yicong: „How you achieve......” 黄一聪:“你怎么做到的……” The Li Xianyu arrogant face, „my anything has not done, light/only conquers by the charm their, they are also willing for my peaceful coexistence.” 李羡鱼倨傲脸,“我什么都没做,光靠魅力征服她们的,她们也很愿意为了我和平共处。” Great Grandmother curls the lip quietly. 祖奶奶悄悄撇嘴。 The roommates were startled, immediately looked his look was different. 室友们惊了一下,顿时看他的眼神都不一样了。 Li Xianyu is well satisfied, before this wave of people manifests a presence, is very full. 李羡鱼心满意足,这波人前显圣,很是酣畅淋漓。 Before the ting ended, Professor Qin came. 铃声结束前,秦教授来了。 Professor Qin 50 several, the hair still did not see the white silk, essence, qi, spirit is also very sufficient. He is standing teaching time, back always very straight, therefore seems has aura very much, in addition the facial features are profound, was welcome by the female university student very much. 秦教授五十好几,头发仍然不见白丝,精气神也很充足。他站着讲课的时候,腰杆总是挺的笔直,所以显得很有气场,再加上五官深刻,很受女大学生欢迎。 Li Xianyu is transferring the writing skill, attending a lecture, the left Great Grandmother cell phone has not adjusted the mute, the goon roaming. Right San Wu looks at her piece comprehensive work wholly absorbed, bumps into character that does not know, with cell phone, then with labelling Pinyin. 李羡鱼转着笔头,有一茬没一茬的听课,左边的祖奶奶手机调静音,打手游。右边的三无专心致志的看她的段子大全,碰到不认识的字,就用手机查,然后拿笔标注拼音。 The left corner of the eye has the tears mole lively paternal grandmother, right makings busy lotus flower beautiful woman. 左边一个眼角有泪痣的活泼奶奶,右边一个气质无暇的莲花美人。 Li Xianyu felt in the profession of own nine-year compulsory education in addition three years of high school four years of university, welcomed the peak today. 李羡鱼觉得自己九年制义务教育外加三年高中四年大学的生涯里,在今天迎来了巅峰。 „ying chirp......” “嘤嘤嘤……” Near the ear besides the Professor Qin clear and bright teaching sound, Li Xianyu also heard the careful weeping sound, like kitten, looks like the baby. 耳边除了秦教授清朗的讲课声,李羡鱼还听到了细细的哭声,像小猫,又像婴儿。 „ying, chirp......” “嘤,嘤嘤……” After several minutes, the weeping sound came. 几分钟后,哭声又来了。 It is not the auditory hallucination, in the classroom will have the sound that the kitten called, are some people looking at the video? No, if some really people's flagrant broadcast video in classroom, teaching of Professor Qin interrupted early, moreover appearance that everyone has not heard probably. 不是幻听,教室里怎么会有小猫叫的声音,有人在看视频？不,如果真有人在课堂上明目张胆的播放视频,秦教授的讲课早中断了,而且大家好像都没听到的样子。 That only had an explanation... 那就只有一种解释了… Li Xianyu is vigilant instantaneously, discrete glancing right and left. 李羡鱼瞬间警惕起来,谨慎的左顾右盼。 „Do not be anxious, calm, eliminates the distracting thoughts.” Great Grandmother lowers the head dozen of games, said in a soft voice. “别紧张,凝神静气,摒除杂念。”祖奶奶低头打游戏,轻声道。 Li Xianyu deeply inspired, closes the eye, the adjustment breath, the weeping sound really vanished, then, the eyes burnt again, he saw that thing that finally exuded the weeping sound. 李羡鱼深吸一口气,闭上眼睛,调整呼吸,哭声果然消失了,再接着,双眼一烫,他终于看见那个发出哭声的东西了。 Sits in the first row, the longhaired female student, on her neck is riding a blood red baby, in the Li Xianyu eye of high place, it that striking, as well as frightened. 就坐在第一排,长发披肩的女生,她脖子上骑着一个血红色的婴儿,在高处的李羡鱼眼中,它是那么的醒目,以及惊悚。 It seems like detected that behind brilliant gaze, the baby weeping sound stopped, it has turned the head slowly, the body has not moved, the head twists behind. 似乎是察觉到身后的灼灼注视,婴儿哭声停了,它缓缓转过头,身子没动,脑袋拧到身后。 After seeing clearly the baby directly, Li Xianyu body almost conditioned reflex jumped jumping, scalp tingles. That is a blood red face, seemed skinned, delicate pink delicate pink, its face has the fuzzy facial features, under the bright red tender meat external skin, is violent raised blue veins. 看清婴儿正面后,李羡鱼身体几乎条件反射的跳了跳,头皮发麻。那是一张血红色的脸,仿佛被人剥了皮似的,嫩红嫩红,它的脸有着模糊的五官,鲜红色的嫩肉表皮下,是一条条暴凸的青筋。 It does not have the eye, but Li Xianyu felt that it is staring at himself. 它没有眼睛,但李羡鱼感觉它在盯着自己。 „” “哇哇” The blood red baby exudes the sharp bawling sound suddenly, the sound turns into the invisible hand, blocks the throat of Li Xianyu, to grip his heart, making him pale, scant of breath. 血红色的婴儿突然发出尖锐的哭叫声,声音化成无形的手,扼住李羡鱼的咽喉、握住他的心脏,令他脸色苍白,呼吸困难。 „ghost baby, baby soul resentful spirit.” One side Great Grandmother pushes to his head, is angry saying: „Said lets you don't with resentful spirit looking at each other, has confirmed the look, it will be entangling you, ghost baby has the enormous attachment and complaint to mother luckily, will not easily leave mother.” “鬼婴,婴儿魂魄所化的怨灵。”祖奶奶把他脑袋推向一边,嗔道:“说了让你别和怨灵对视,确认过眼神,它就会缠着你,幸好鬼婴对母亲有极大的眷恋和怨念,轻易不会离开母亲。” After the line of sight, the sensation of asphyxia that the breath such as stops up really vanished. 撇开视线后,呼吸如堵的窒息感果然消失了。 Li Xianyu calms down, patted the shoulder of front seat Huang Yicong, when he turns head, said in a soft voice: „What that female is who is coming?” 李羡鱼定了定神,拍了拍前座黄一聪的肩膀,待他回过头来,轻声道:“那女的是谁来着？” Huang Yicong looks following his vision, said: „stretch/open clever, how.” 黄一聪顺着他目光看去,道:“张颖啊,怎么了。” Originally is she. 原来是她。 With the class, although is not quite ripe, but is also insufficient not to know, is mainly ghost baby rides on others necks, making one unable to see clearly the back. 同个班的,虽说不太熟,但也不至于不认识,主要是鬼婴骑在人家脖子上,叫人看不清背影。 Li Xianyu moves at heart: „I remember that she was not the temporary leave.” 李羡鱼心里一动:“我记得她不是休学了吗。” yellow Yicong „un”, pulling down sound of whole face Eight Trigrams (gossip): „Heard that was supported by the rich and powerful people, full that gains, then comes back to go to school.” 黄易聪“嗯”了一声,满脸八卦的压低声音:“听说是被富豪包养了,赚的盆满钵满,便又回来上学。” The hearsay or the student in residence are quick, Li Xianyu except for attending class, waits a moment very much in the school. 小道消息还是住校生灵通,李羡鱼除了上课,很少待在学校。 Asked the further information again, yellow Yicong is not clear. 再问详细情况,黄易聪就不清楚了。 Has is supported does not know, but in temporary leave period, at least is certain: Having an abortion. 有没有被包养不知道,但休学期间里,至少有一件可以肯定的:打胎。 Only has an abortion does not certainly need to temporarily leave school, for a long time should have other matter, the Li Xianyu brain makes up in the kid taking advantage of belly to attempt the small three superiors to topple the empress'palace but palace to fight the failure dog blood plot that helpless has an abortion. 光是打胎当然不需要休学,这么长时间应该还有别的事,李羡鱼脑补了借肚子里的娃妄图小三上位扳倒正宫但宫斗失败无奈打胎的狗血剧情。 Li Xianyu guesses that reasonable, the embryo changes into ghost baby because of the resentment, at least explained grow enough mature, otherwise was only the grapestone words, will not have the consciousness. 李羡鱼这么猜是有道理的,胎儿因怨气化为鬼婴,至少说明已经发育的足够成熟,否则只是颗葡萄籽的话,可不会产生意识。 However, these are unimportant, in the university this dirty matter are too many are too many, wealth big atmosphere, certain diploma mills in Shanghai stock market, ten woman nine chickens, ten man nine bases. 不过,这些都不重要,大学里这种肮脏事太多太多,财大风气还算好,沪市的某些野鸡大学,十个女人九个鸡,十个男人九个基。 More importantly, stretch/open clever was entangled by ghost baby. 重要的是,张颖被鬼婴缠上了。 This young devil has seen any spirit body compared with him fierce ugly, looks is the ominous thing. 这小赤佬比他见过任何一个灵体都狰狞丑陋,一看就是凶物。 „San Wu,” Li Xianyu lowers the sound: „Must extinguish this young devil.” “三无,”李羡鱼压低声音:“要不要灭了这个小赤佬。” Great Grandmother mumbled: „This is not the company duty, closes your anything matter.” 祖奶奶哼哼唧唧:“这又不是公司任务,关你什么事。” Li Xianyu righteousness expression: „Great Grandmother this word is bad, Love Each Job One Has/Fuck Yihang Love Yihang, this is our slogans. Moreover then writes a report, making San Wu sign the guarantee, delivers the company, I have the points reward same.” 李羡鱼义正言辞道:“祖奶奶此言差矣,干一行爱一行,这是我们的口号。而且回头写份报告,让三无画押担保,上交公司,我也一样有积分奖励的。” San Wu actually shakes the head. 三无却摇了摇头。 Li Xianyu visits her: „What do you mean.” 李羡鱼看着她:“啥意思。” Great Grandmother said: „Her meaning, is called you not to mind others'business. World no immortal Buddha, has the causes and effects fate, according to my experience, you will handle the strange event in the future, cannot killing constantly, be primarily reducing and solving obsession, yesterday you did was very good. Bumps into ferocious resentful spirit to enforce justice on behalf of Heaven. Contamination too many causes and effects, are disadvantageous with oneself. ghost baby is ignorant, is unable to communicate, is hard to resolve the resentment. It pesters the birth mother, is not the pure resentment, has the instinct of baby. The girl most has a big sickness, therefore do not mind others' business.” 祖奶奶道:“她的意思呢,是叫你别多管闲事。世间无仙佛,却有因果命数,按照我的经验,你往后处理灵异事件,切不可一味的打杀,以化解执念为主,昨天你做的就很不错。碰上穷凶极恶的怨灵才能替天行道。沾染太多因果,与己不利。鬼婴懵懂无知,无法沟通,也就难以化解怨气。它纠缠生母,并非单纯的怨气,亦有婴儿的本能。那女孩最多生一场大病,所以就别多管闲事了。” „Is this.” Li Xianyu asked San Wu, the latter nods. “是这样么。”李羡鱼问三无,后者点点头。 Professor Qin on platform stopped, quite disgruntled swept the eye whispering three people, said: „I have said that does not want to listen to my class, you can sleep, can skip classes, can do other matter, but must maintain the absolute peace. Finally left side of the platoon that female schoolmate, you stood to say this problem.” 讲台上的秦教授停了下来,颇为不悦的扫了眼交头接耳的三人,道:“我一直说过,不想听我的课,你可以睡觉,可以逃课,可以做别的事,但要保持绝对的安静。最后排左侧那位女同学,你站起来说下这道题。” He knocked the blackboard. 他敲了敲黑板。 No one manages him. 没人理他。 „You, put on the female schoolmate of white textiles.” Professor Qin with emphasis. “就你,穿白色针织衫的女同学。”秦教授加重语气。 Li Xianyu kicks the Great Grandmother calf under the table lightly: „Called you.” 李羡鱼在桌底下轻踢祖奶奶小腿:“叫你呢。” Great Grandmother then responded, expression ignorant setting out. 祖奶奶这才反应过来,表情懵懵的起身。