10 : 00 pm, Li Xianyu was drawn by Great Grandmother is watching the horror film, for this reason went to the supermarket to buy big pile of snack of specially, beautiful said its, let the Li Xianyu many adaptation atmospheres of menace, in the future is a qualified being up to mischief person. But Qin Ze thought that she takes the opportunity to buy snack. 晚上 10 点,李羡鱼被祖奶奶拉着看恐怖片,为此特意去超市买了一大堆的零食,美曰其名,让李羡鱼多多适应恐怖气氛,将来做一名合格的搞鬼人。但秦泽觉得她只是借机花钱买零食。 Three people sit in the sofa, turns off a light, watches the horror film together. San Wu and Great Grandmother changed the pajamas, the Great Grandmother face is tender, is looking with high-school student, previous time went out the shopping, Li Xianyu chose the pajamas of young girl department to her, short to thigh root rested the trousers short, the bright yellow circle got the pajamas, the pajamas rested the trousers are one set, is printing radiantly. 三人坐在沙发,关着灯,一起看恐怖片。三无和祖奶奶都换了睡衣,祖奶奶脸嫩,瞧着跟高中生似的,上次出门购物,李羡鱼给她选了少女系的睡衣,短到大腿根的短睡裤,明黄色圆领睡衣,睡衣睡裤是一套,都印着喜洋洋。 Great Grandmother is quite astonishing except for breast size, how to see seems like the high school girl. 祖奶奶除了乳量颇为惊人,怎么看都像是高中女孩。 San Wu is the conservative pajamas rests the trousers, unemotional watches the horror film. 三无则是保守的睡衣睡裤,面无表情的看着恐怖片。 They were looking that old movie «Ghosts in Thailand Come Electricity», Great Grandmother looks, she studies the thing to be quick, for several days can the thief who 6 the computer, the video on demand and smartphone play, she also learned with the beautiful face camera, liked the selfie, must fall own tears mole p. 他们在看泰国的老电影《鬼来电》,祖奶奶找出来的,她学东西很快,短短几天就能把电脑、网络电视、智能手机玩的贼六,她还学会用美颜相机了,喜欢自拍,一定要把自己的泪痣p掉。 Li Xianyu has watched the beautiful face picture of her selfie, to be honest, has tears mole Great Grandmother appears specially lively beautiful, increases steadily to attractiveness, but as if her very unsatisfied that tears mole. 李羡鱼看过她自拍的美颜照片,说实话,有泪痣的祖奶奶显得特别活泼明媚,对颜值有增无减,但似乎她自己很不满意那颗泪痣。 „Scared to death the baby.” Li Xianyu snuggles in the Great Grandmother bosom, trembles. “吓死宝宝了。”李羡鱼依偎在祖奶奶怀里,瑟瑟发抖。 The Asian horror film must look at RB and Thailand, pats special is frightened, next is South Korea. In the country before actually as for China, some ass bureau has not introduced the restriction policy, in China the horror film of country's is the highest in the world, does not blow black, is the fact. 亚洲恐怖片还得看RB和泰国的,拍的特别惊悚,其次是韩国。至于中华上国,其实某腚总局没出台限制政策之前,中华上国的恐怖片是世界之最,不吹不黑,是事实。 What most trash is Europe and US, the foreigner as if not clarify the strange and bloody difference. 最垃圾的是欧美,洋鬼子似乎搞不清灵异和血腥的区别。 „Really useless, solemn seven chi (0.33 m) son, frightens this unexpectedly.” Shoving open Li Xianyu that Great Grandmother shuts out, the potato chips froth in the hand scratches on the grandson while convenient. “真没用,堂堂七尺男儿,竟吓成这样。”祖奶奶嫌弃的推开李羡鱼,顺带把手里薯片沫擦孙子身上。 „Your long insufficient man, the courage still was so even small, your father may compared with outstanding, three years old of grave mound jumped, five years old of hearse drifts, ten years old of bone ash mixes the food.” Great Grandmother contrasts the predecessor and current disparity, immediately expects too much and wiped potato chips froth. “你长的不够男人就算了,胆子也这么小,你爸可比优秀多了,三岁坟头蹦迪,五岁灵车漂移,十岁骨灰拌饭。”祖奶奶对比前任和现任的差距,顿时恨铁不成钢的又抹了一把薯片沫。 „Delicate not representative effeminate,” Li Xianyu argued for oneself, then said: „You did not say that my father 20 years old awaken.” “秀气不代表娘炮,”李羡鱼为自己辩解,然后道:“你不是说我爸二十岁才觉醒么。” „True powerhouse, is the great strength of innermost feelings.” The Great Grandmother lesson said: „Even if no destroying heaven and extinguishing earth strength, must have with the day struggles the high courage.” “真正的强者,是内心的强大。”祖奶奶教训道:“就算没有毁天灭地的实力,也要有与天争高的勇气。” „Fart, that is not a powerhouse, younger brother who does not know the hot dance.” “屁嘞,那不是强者,是不知火舞的弟弟。” „What?” “啥？” „Acts recklessly.” “不知死活。” „Ignorant, the superficiality, how my Li Family can have your worldling.” “愚昧,短视,我李家怎么会出你这种俗人。” „Because in my body is flowing the blood of Great Grandmother.” “因为我身体里流淌着祖奶奶的血呀。” „Go away.” “滚。” The grandfather and grandson fight the tortoise fist, snack fly everywhere randomly, San Wu clever sitting in one side, peaceful watches the horror film, is incompatible with two people styles. 祖孙俩啪啪啪对打王八拳,零食到处乱飞,三无乖巧的坐在一旁,安静的看着恐怖片,与两人的画风格格不入。 „San Wu saves me.” A Li Xianyu pitiful yell. “三无救我。”李羡鱼一声惨叫。 San Wu side looks, the grandson cannot fight the ancestor eventually, died to step on toward the face on by a white and tender big long leg. 三无侧头看去,孙子终究斗不过祖宗,被一条白嫩的大长腿往脸上死踩。 San Wu said earnestly: „You will kill him.” 三无认真道:“你会打死他么。” Great Grandmother: „I am teaching the grandson, the child was not clever hits one to be good, killing was excessive.” 祖奶奶:“我在教孙子,孩子不乖打一顿就好了,打死就过分了。” San Wu „” , to continue to watch the television. 三无“哦”一声,继续看电视。 Li Xianyu: „hey hey, you” the duty have anything to misunderstand to „protects me.” 李羡鱼:“喂喂,你是不是对“保护我”的任务有什么误解。” After all lived 150 years of ancestor, the salt fish of 20 years cannot be victorious she, will add two eggs by the tomorrow's breakfast fried cake fruit the huge prices, the summation. 毕竟是活了一百五十年的老祖宗,二十年份的咸鱼根本打不过她,以明天早餐煎饼果子加两个蛋的巨大代价,求和了。 Great Grandmother well satisfied continuation gnaws her snack, watches the horror film, Li Xianyu does not dare to look, shrinks brushes „the blood descendant group” in the sofa corner in news. 祖奶奶心满意足的继续啃她的零食,看恐怖片,李羡鱼不太敢看,缩在沙发角落里刷“血裔群”里的消息。 In the group as if has an accident, said accurately, the big shot had an accident, blood descendant title: Young Girl Killer. 群里似乎出了点事,准确说,是有一位大佬出事了,血裔称号:少女杀手。 Li Xianyu also calculates that looks familiar at present. 李羡鱼还算眼熟的一位眼前。 【Law Enforcement Department Head】 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Short and long life, killer that fellow also fell in the Long Aotian world.” 【执法部长】雷电法王:“夭寿啊,杀手那家伙也陷进龙傲天世界里去了。” Thunder Battle Lady: „......” 雷霆战姬:“......” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „I said how today not to contact with on him, his was tenth.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“我说今天怎么联系不上他了,他这是第十个了吧。” 【Law Enforcement Department Head】 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Killer said that his recent ability has the progress greatly, wants to try to be able Long Aotian to awaken. Result......” 【执法部长】雷电法王:“杀手说他最近能力大有长进,想试试能不能把龙傲天唤醒。结果......” Li Bai: „Line steps the base, the center such as is drunk 【Covers face】” 李白:“行迈靡靡,中心如醉【捂脸】” , Tongtong: „Uncle Li Bai, what do you mean?” 、瞳瞳:“李白叔叔,什么意思？” Li Bai: „Also was drunk.” 李白:“也是醉了。” Tongtong: „Does killer uncle also fall? Quite fearful, who saves them, awakens Uncle Long Aotian quickly.” 瞳瞳:“杀手叔叔也陷进去啦？好可怕,谁去救救他们,快把龙傲天叔叔叫醒。” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „Tongtong, you are not do not like Long Aotian, he old wants to lead you to look at the goldfish.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“瞳瞳,你不是不喜欢龙傲天吗,他老想带你看金鱼。” Tongtong: „But he does not come out, the project of company has no way to continue, moreover many people followed to fall.” 瞳瞳:“但是他不出来,公司的项目就没法继续,而且好多人跟着陷进去了。” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „This pot the big boss carries, told him early, the Long Aotian mentality is not steady, does not listen.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“这个锅得大老板来背,早跟他说了,龙傲天心态不稳,就是不听。” Li Bai: „I help you summon him, Heyser king.” 李白:“我帮你召唤他,海泽王。” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „I did not fear, the big boss never gets online. Eats the excrement Li Bai.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“我才不怕,大老板从来不上线。食屎吧李白。” 【Archivist】 Mo Fei sent a picture, some naked man lies on the bed, reveals fierce Dingding, she also became seven color titanium alloy eyes Li Xianyu eye p, the picture matches the character: A father stick dies you. 【档案管理员】墨菲发了一张图片,某个luo体男人躺在床上,露出狰狞的丁丁,她还把李羡鱼的眼睛p成了七彩钛合金眼,图片配字:老子一棍子甩死你。 In the company blood descendant group others do not know, but these are quite active, really a normal person does not have, except for Thunder Battle Lady. 公司血裔群里其他人不知道,但这几个比较活跃的,真的一个正常人都没有,除了雷霆战姬。 Archivist Mo Fei is the appearance makings good eye mother, Li Xianyu finds time to read her photo album, the rare beautiful woman, is responsible for managing the company file, in the meantime, power of her promising company blood descendant name. 档案管理员墨菲是个长相气质俱佳的眼睛娘,李羡鱼抽空看过她的相册,难得的美人,负责管理公司档案,同时,她有为公司血裔命名的权力。 Above these at sixes and sevens titles are she take. 以上那些乱七八糟的称号都是她取。 Thunder Battle Lady: „Psychic force surnamed Hou is powerful, should be insufficient and Fire Spitting Kid equally fine difference.” 雷霆战姬:“不过姓侯的精神力强大,应该不至于和喷火娃一样精分。” Fire God: „My pitiful apprentice, he can also be saved.” 火神:“我可怜的徒弟,他还有救么。” Thunder Battle Lady: „Yo, did Fire God come back? The duty is accomplished how, Ancient God Cult that group of believers solved.” 雷霆战姬:“呦,火神回来了？任务完成的怎么样,古神教的那群教徒解决了么。” Fire God: „This information made a mistake, is the crowd is small, big fish does not have, but I obtain the little clue from there, this group of evil believers seem planning anything.” 火神:“这次情报出错了,都是群小喽啰,大鱼一条都没有,但我从那里得到一点点线索,这群邪教徒似乎在谋划着什么东西。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „What are they planning?” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“他们在谋划什么？” Fire God: „For a while emerges, burnt them, forgot to ask.” 火神:“一时兴起,把他们都烧死了,忘了问。” 【Law Enforcement Department Head】 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Therefore this duty can only to you B Level appraisal, your hot tempered impulsive temperament, this whole life unable to change.” 【执法部长】雷电法王:“所以这次任务只能给你B级评价,你这暴躁冲动的脾气,这辈子都改不回来了么。” Fire God: „Li Shizhen, I just came back to hear that Fire Spitting Kid was taken bad? Did not say that cured, even didn't you have the means?” 火神:“李时珍,我刚回来就听说喷火娃又发病了？不是说治好了么,连你们都没办法？” 【Medical Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Our Medical Department did not have the means in any case 【Lets go】” 【医疗副部长】李时珍:“反正我们医疗部是没办法了【摊手】” Fire God: „Long Aotian this disaster, burnt down.” 火神:“龙傲天这种祸害,还是一把火烧了吧。” 【Medical Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Fire God appeases anger, the whoever started the trouble should end it, your apprentice, as well as falls into the colleague in virtual world, only then Long Aotian can rescue.” 【医疗副部长】李时珍:“火神息怒,解铃还须系铃人,你那徒弟,以及陷入虚拟世界的同事,只有龙傲天自己能救了。” Li Bai: „Yes, Fire God do not impulse.” 李白:“是啊是啊,火神你别冲动。” Thunder Battle Lady: „Fire God, must control you 【Covers face】” 雷霆战姬:“火神,要控制住你自己【捂脸】” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Fire God, you continue to travel on official business, you must burn the headquarters, I may be unable to save you, the big boss will hang to hit you. 【Covers face】” 雷电法王:“火神,你还是继续出差吧,你要把总部烧了,我可救不了你,大老板会把你吊起来打。【捂脸】” Fire God is the Law Enforcement Department S Level staff, with a San Wu rank. Workpoint five ranks of Law Enforcement Department: S Level, High Level, Middle Level, Initial Level and practice. 火神是执法部的s级员工,和三无一个级别的。执法部的员工分五个等级:S级、高级、中级、初级、见习。 The blood descendant differentiating grade of company, except for the strength, next is the contribution. 公司的血裔等级划分,除了战力,其次是贡献。 Like Li Xianyu, endured the practice, becomes the Initial Level staff, wants to promote again, must depend on the points value, but points contributes. Otherwise the strength is high, is Initial Level. 像李羡鱼这样的,熬过见习,成为初级员工,再想晋升,就得靠积分值,而积分就是贡献。否则实力再高,也还是个初级。 Walking Pile-driver: „Li Shizhen, the senior, I came, our approximately time.” 行走的打桩机:“李时珍,前辈,我又来了,咱们约个时间吧。” 【Medical Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Was incurable, said goodbye.” 【医疗副部长】李时珍:“没救了,告辞。” Walking Pile-driver: „Asked the bean gunnysack......” 行走的打桩机:“求豆麻袋......” Li Shizhen winding. 李时珍下线了。 Fire God: „Well, Walking Pile-driver? Who this is.” 火神:“咦,行走的打桩机？这是谁。” Thunder Battle Lady: „He enters the staff of duty newly, temporarily does not have the title.” 雷霆战姬:“他是新入职的员工,暂时没有称号。” Fire God: „, I also think that the Mo Fei brain shattered finally, took such a title.” 火神:“哦,我还以为墨菲脑子终于坏掉了,取了这样的一个称号。” Li Bai sent a picture: Fire God, you know nothing about the strength. 李白发了一张图片:火神,你对力量一无所知。 Fingering Like Taka Kato sent a picture: Hears your very High Level? My Li Xianyu refuses to accept. 指法酷似加藤鹰发了一张图片:听说你很高级？我李羡鱼不服。 Vajra sent a picture: Eats the excrement, Fire God. 金刚发了一张图片:食屎吧,火神。 【Manager Archives Department】 Mo Fei sent a picture: Your brain shattered, divides minute to teach you to cultivate the behavior. 【档案部管理员】墨菲发了一张图片:你脑子才坏掉了,分分钟教你做人。 Fire God: „???” 火神:“？？？” Thunder Battle Lady: „【Covers face】” 雷霆战姬:“【捂脸】” Walking Pile-driver: „【Covers face】” 行走的打桩机:“【捂脸】” 【Law Enforcement Department Head】 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Walking Pile-driver, you bring San Wu to come company, 900 million are psychic force awakened, he should not have to be controlled by Long Aotian easily, but was possibly stranded in the inner world, San Wu goes to fish.” 【执法部长】雷电法王:“行走的打桩机,有空你带三无来公司一趟,九亿是精神力觉醒者,他应该没这么容易被龙傲天控制,但可能被困在精神世界里,三无去把人捞出来。” Walking Pile-driver: „Good.” 行走的打桩机:“好的。” Li Xianyu puts down the cell phone, bears curiously had not asked. 李羡鱼放下手机,忍住好奇没问。 Chat information that looks at the big shot, Long Aotian as if is also company blood descendant one, but where as if has problems, and involved one group of colleagues. 看大佬们的聊天信息,龙傲天似乎也是公司血裔的一员,但似乎哪里出了问题,并牵连了一堆同事。 Virtual world? 虚拟世界？ Li Xianyu said: „San Wu, Dharma King makes us find the time to go to a company, said that Young Girl Killer was stranded in the inner world, I did not ask that the inner world was anything, it is estimated that you could not say.” 李羡鱼道:“三无,法王让我们抽时间去一趟公司,说少女杀手被困在精神世界里了,我就不问精神世界是什么东西了,估计你也说不出来。” Watches a horror film, San Wu indicated that must go to the room to cultivate, Great Grandmother was satiated with food and wine, has the yawn saying that must sleep, hopes that the great-grandson continued to watch the horror film, strove to bring forth the bear heart leopard guts. 看完一部恐怖片,三无表示要回房间修炼,祖奶奶吃饱喝足,打哈欠说要睡觉了,希望曾孙继续看恐怖片,争取练出熊心豹子胆。 But they walk, Li Xianyu gave the pass/test the television. 但她俩一走,李羡鱼就把电视给关了。 Next day, the arriving school routinely attended class, is actually surprised to know a sad news. 次日,按部就班的来到学校上课,却惊闻一则噩耗。 stretch/open clever died. 张颖死了。