Although has not met with the biological father tropin, but as son's Li Xianyu, at heart inexplicable stopped up. 虽然与亲生父亲素未谋面,但身为儿子的李羡鱼,心里莫名的堵了一下。 „Aging past events, do not want to raise.” Great Grandmother interest is waning appearance. “陈年往事,不想提了。”祖奶奶意兴阑珊的模样。 She does not want to recall that past events obviously, the past matter, saying certainly was the story that high long surged. 她显然不太想回忆那段往事,当年的事,说出来一定是篇亢长激荡的故事吧。 Li Xianyu has to shift the topic, asked: „What thing that Great Grandmother are you? Perhaps my expression is not quite rigorous, but I of undergraduate student really cannot find out appropriate word.” 李羡鱼只好转移话题,问道:“那祖奶奶你到底是什么东西？或许我的措词不太严谨,但本科生的我实在想不出合适的词儿。” Ancient Monster anything, at least can also explain with half scientific theory, considered the prehistoric lifeform to be good. But your died more than 100 years of people, how to appear here? 古妖什么的,至少还可以用半个科学理论解释,就当是史前生物好了。可你这个死了一百多年的人,怎么出现在这里的？ „I was built up Battle Soul by the family at age 18, lodges in spirit bead, only then the person of Li Family bloodlines can awaken me, in the hundred years, I have traded Ren the great-grandson host, on a great-grandson is your father, but you will be my new great-grandson. Got it.” “我18岁那年被家族炼成战魂,寄宿在灵珠中,只有李家血脉的人能够唤醒我,这一百年来,我换过很多任曾孙宿主,上一个曾孙是你爸,而你将是我新一任曾孙。明白了吗。” „Then, you are also surnamed Li.” Li Xianyu swallowed a saliva: „That is not Great Grandmother, should I call your ancestor/grandfather ancestor/grandfather ancestor/grandfather ..... the great-aunt?” “这么说来,您也姓李咯。”李羡鱼咽了口唾沫:“那就不是祖奶奶,我应该称呼您祖祖祖.....姑奶奶？” „Grandfather's sister paternal grandmother is coarse,” Great Grandmother knitting the brows nose of: „Great Grandmother of pleasant to hear.” “祖姑奶奶多难听,”祖奶奶皱了皱眉鼻子:“祖奶奶好听点。” Rank thing, such optional? 辈分这东西,这么随意的么？ However really wants the earnest words, the 150 years ago ancestors, are not truly good to call. Great Grandmother on Great Grandmother, is at least of pleasant to hear than the great-aunt. 不过真要较真的话,一百五十年前的祖宗,确实不好称呼。祖奶奶就祖奶奶吧,至少比姑奶奶好听点。 Later then falls into silent, three views are seriously battered Li Xianyu to ponder, chewing and digestion diligently about Ancient Monster blood descendant and other knowledge. 之后便陷入沉默,三观遭受重创的李羡鱼沉思着,努力的嘴嚼、消化关于古妖血裔等知识。 Before then, if some person and he said that what Ancient Monster blood descendant, he can a salt soft drink spurt the dead opposite party. 在此之前,如果有人和他说什么古妖啊血裔啊的,他会一口盐汽水喷死对方。 But the present reality keeps him from refuting: Father's will, entrance the black bead, I lived Great Grandmother...... 可眼前的现实让他无法反驳:父亲的遗嘱,入口即化的黑珠子,我生了个祖奶奶...... All these are telling him: Three views should renovate. 这一切都在告诉他:三观该刷新了。 The Great Grandmother look was weary, lies down falls asleep on the sofa. 祖奶奶神色疲倦,躺在沙发上睡着了。 Li Xianyu sits in the , is looking at carefully this younger sister who says Great Grandmother, ultra attractive, this face seems like in two dimensions to walk simply, the facial features are fine, the key is the skin, the pretty woman, skin many selects the slight defect, but Great Grandmother perhaps is the physique reason, her skin does not have any flaw, fair exquisite, in beautiful women like two dimension. 李羡鱼坐在边上,端详着这个自称祖奶奶的妹子,超漂亮的,这张脸简直像是二次元里走出来的,五官精致,关键是皮肤,再漂亮的女人,皮肤多少都点瑕疵,但祖奶奶或许是体质原因,她的皮肤不存在任何缺陷,白皙细腻,就像二次元里的美女。 Really has no way her, when Great Grandmother...... the good and evil you whitened the hair, draws several wrinkles again, the style of your big chest big long leg lets my good play. 真没法把她当祖奶奶......好歹你把头发染白了,再画几道皱纹,你这大胸大长腿的画风让我好出戏。 The unexpected happening, Li Xianyu stretches out the finger, poked the small cheek of Great Grandmother. 鬼使神差的,李羡鱼伸出手指,戳了戳祖奶奶的小脸蛋。 Great Grandmother mumbled one, fine brow slightly one pressed. 祖奶奶嘟囔一声,精致的眉头微微一蹙。 Especially is very lovable. 还特么挺可爱的。 Li Xianyu thought. 李羡鱼心想。 The day is gradually gloomy, he was in a daze most of the day, until the meals and snacks, the belly was hungry. 天渐渐黯下来,他发呆了大半天,直到饭点,肚子饿了。 He pushes to awake Great Grandmother, said: „We go out to dine, if you need to eat meal.” 他推醒祖奶奶,说道:“我们出去吃饭,如果你需要吃饭的话。” One hear eats, Great Grandmother came the vigor, turned over/stood up to sit up, the eye is also narrowing the eyes, the words have exported: „I must eat the preserved dried cabbage to stir fry the meat, must have deisel oil that type.” 一听吃的,祖奶奶来劲儿了,翻身坐起,眼睛还眯着,话已经出口:“我要吃梅干菜炒肉,要有油渣那种。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” What your following my father crosses is what hard times? 您跟着我爸到底过的是什么苦日子？ The racket of Li Xianyu heroic spirit strikes one's chest: „Does not eat the preserved dried cabbage to stir fry the meat, Great Grandmother, I lead you to go to the hotel to eat.” 李羡鱼豪气的拍拍胸脯:“不吃梅干菜炒肉,祖奶奶,我带你去大酒店吃。” What Li Xianyu lives is the mixed-use suite, having the building is various snack bars, supermarkets, barber shop wait/etc., the shop gathers. 李羡鱼住的是商住两用套房,出了大楼就是各种小吃店、超市、理发店等等,店铺汇聚。 The rivers and lakes were widely known: S district Lanzhou brown sauce braised chicken, always suits you. 江湖盛传:S县兰州黄焖鸡,总有一款适合你。 The S County Hotel takes one of the national largest interconnection hotels, inside light/only this mixed-use area has three. brown sauce braised chicken two, the Lanzhou ramen does not have temporarily, the step of expansion was slow, must criticize. S县大酒店做为全国规模最大的联锁酒店之一,光这个商住两用区里头就有三家。黄焖鸡两家,兰州拉面暂时没有,扩张的步伐慢了,得批评。 However Li Xianyu does not like eating the Lanzhou ramen, always thought that the beef will be blown by the wind. 不过李羡鱼不太喜欢吃兰州拉面,总觉得牛肉会被风刮走。 S County Hotel, by entrance seat. S县大酒店,靠门口的座位。 Li Xianyu and Great Grandmother sit face-to-face, two people ordered the Gezitang meal and black chicken soup meal respectively, having tears streaming down the face that eats respectively. 李羡鱼和祖奶奶面对面坐,两人分别点了鸽子汤套餐和乌鸡汤套餐,各自吃的泪流满面。 The Great Grandmother mouth stopper food, the cheek is helping the drum drum: „Was too delicious, was too delicious, I many years have not eaten such sumptuous food.” 祖奶奶嘴里塞着食物,腮帮鼓鼓:“太好吃了,太好吃了,我已经很多年没吃过这么丰盛的食物了。” Li Xianyu: „I am also, Great Grandmother, I have eaten half a month instant noodles.” 李羡鱼:“我也是,祖奶奶,我已经吃了半个月的泡面了。” Those who run this snack bar is to the young couple, dark pouche very heavy boss once for a while peeping Great Grandmother one of the. 经营这家小吃店的是对年轻夫妇,黑眼圈很重的老板时不时的偷看祖奶奶一眼。 In the shop also several guests, this little while not eating meal light looked at the person. 店里还有几个客人,这会儿不吃饭光看人了。 The little miss high-school student age, stature actually overbearing serious, the leg long waist thin buttocks curl upwards, a face attractive enough to can, when the credit card brushes. 小姑娘高中生年纪,身材却霸道的不得了,腿长腰细屁股翘,一张脸漂亮到能当信用卡刷。 Great Grandmother: „You with your father welldoing, poor devil.” 祖奶奶:“你跟你父亲一个德行,穷鬼。” Li Xianyu: „I am not a poor devil, in my foster father family/home is very rich, I used money in the room.” 李羡鱼:“我不是穷鬼,我养父家里很有钱的,我只是把钱用在开房上了。” Great Grandmother: „Opens the room?” 祖奶奶:“开房？” Li Xianyu: „Was the rituals of your ancient Zhou.” 李羡鱼:“就是你们古代的周公之礼。” Great Grandmother said with amazement: „Little Li you already getting married vertical room?” 祖奶奶惊讶道:“小李子你已经成家立室了？” Li Xianyu: „It is not Great Grandmother, the time was different, person ***, the man and woman can junction of the managing dried fish heartily. Moreover, do not call me Little Li, you can say my name.” 李羡鱼:“不是的祖奶奶,时代不一样了,人***,男人和女人可以尽情的管鲍之交。另外,不要叫我小李子,你可以直呼我的名字。” After Li Xianyu moves lives alone, on unconventional love free life, although does not have the girlfriend, but with his friendly exchange the small elder sister number are many. 李羡鱼搬出来独居后,就过上放荡不羁爱自由的人生,虽然没有女朋友,但和他友好交流过的小姐姐数量不少。 Young does not know that golden expensive/noble puberty, oneself condition is good, is open, was good at the person handing over...... does not have the truth 20 years old young lad chicken. 年少不知金子贵的青春期,自身条件好,又性格开朗,善于人交……没道理二十岁了还是童子鸡。 What, did you say south a protagonist ten thousand years of place? We are different. 什么,你说主角都万年处南？我们不一样。 Great Grandmother said: „That was strolls the joyhouse, this matter your father also had to do. Without taking a wife well. Your father married your mother in the past, embezzles my board expenses, pursuing the woman may cost a great deal of money, later do not study your father not to understand.” 祖奶奶道:“那就是逛窑子了呗,这种事你爸又不是没干过。没娶媳妇就好。你爸当年就是娶了你妈,才克扣我的伙食费,追女人可费钱了,你以后不要学你爸懂不。” The Li Xianyu choice accepts this Great Grandmother, because this is the father leaves his heritage. 李羡鱼选择接受这位祖奶奶,因为这是父亲留给他的遗产。 On the contrary is Great Grandmother very originally ripe, such excessive request opens the mouth comes. 反倒是祖奶奶很自来熟,这么过分的要求张口就来。 „Great Grandmother, I am a man, I complied, my hormone will not comply.” Li Xianyu tactful say/way. “祖奶奶,我是男人,我答应了,我的荷尔蒙也不会答应的。”李羡鱼委婉道。 „All right, was quick your hormone to comply.” The Great Grandmother small hand wields. “没事,很快你的荷尔蒙就会答应了。”祖奶奶小手一挥。 Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” How many meanings? 几个意思？ This is the suggestion. 这是暗示么。 He sizes up the Great Grandmother enchanting hot figure, thinks also really somewhat the chicken to move. 他打量祖奶奶妖娆火辣的身段,想想还真有几分鸡动。 When Li Xianyu indulges in flights of fancy, hearing the foot to hear the low sobbing sound, looks down, a dirty Satsuma squats in the entrance, eager is looking at him. 李羡鱼胡思乱想之际,听见脚边传来低低的呜咽声,低头看去,一只脏兮兮的萨摩蹲在门口,眼巴巴的望着他。 Should be only by the dog that the master abandons, the white wool became gray to throw, a fault fault is tying the knot. 应该是只被主人遗弃的狗,原本白色的毛发灰扑扑的,一咎咎打着结。 „Western dog?” Knitting the brows of Great Grandmother shuts out, nibbling half of chicken legs threw in front of it. “西洋犬？”祖奶奶嫌弃的皱了皱眉,把啃了一半的鸡腿丢它面前。 „Urges to go faster!” The proprietresses walk, several feet kick Satsuma, complained: „Should also break your another.” “去去去！”老板娘走过来,几脚把萨摩踢走,抱怨道:“就该把你另一条也打断。” Satsuma wail several, getting out of the way lamely, stops in the roadside, squats by the greenbelt. 萨摩哀鸣几声,一瘸一拐的走开,在路边停下来,蹲在绿化带旁。 „Great Grandmother, you look at anything.” Li Xianyu discovers the Great Grandmother eye of optical frequency frequency spot to the boss. “祖奶奶,你看什么。”李羡鱼发现祖奶奶的目光频频瞄向老板。 „Haven't you seen?” The Great Grandmother curious question, suddenly, „, you have not then awakened, cannot see.” “你没看到么？”祖奶奶好奇的反问,然后恍然,“哦,你没觉醒,看不到。” Li Xianyu is vacant: „What sees?” 李羡鱼茫然:“看到什么？” Great Grandmother lowers the sound: „Boss has a ghost behind.” 祖奶奶压低声音:“老板身后有个鬼。” „Ha?” Li Xianyu turns head to look at the boss, he behind and no one, „Great Grandmother does not crack a joke, in this world which has ghost.” “哈？”李羡鱼扭头看老板,他身后并没有人,“祖奶奶别开玩笑,这世上哪有鬼。” Great Grandmother smiles saying: „To look?” 祖奶奶笑眯眯道:“想看么？” Li Xianyu nod without hesitation. 李羡鱼毫不犹豫的点头。 „But will consume your energy.” The Great Grandmother reminder said. “但会耗费你一点精力。”祖奶奶提醒说。 „All right, compares, I want to take a look at the ghost long anything appearance, like Great Grandmother attractive.” The Li Xianyu heart said that if your such big chest big long leg, I change name to call Ning Caichen. “没事,相比起来,我更想看看鬼长什么样子,是不是像祖奶奶这样漂亮。”李羡鱼心说,如果都是你这样大胸大长腿的,我改名叫宁采臣。 Great Grandmother knits the brows: „I am not a ghost, I am Battle Soul.” 祖奶奶皱眉:“我不是鬼,我是战魂。” Saying, her is attracting toward the Li Xianyu small mouth, the fair cheek climbs up two groups to blush immediately, face glowing with health. Then and refers to like the sword, selects gently in the Li Xianyu forehead. 说着,她朝着李羡鱼小嘴一吸,白皙的脸蛋立刻爬上两团红晕,容光焕发。接着并指如剑,轻轻点在李羡鱼眉心。 At first does not have the difference, after the Great Grandmother finger leaves for three seconds, the eyes of Li Xianyu start to feel hot, in the eyeball burns two groups of flame probably. 起初并没有异样,当祖奶奶手指离开三秒后,李羡鱼的双眼开始发烫,眼球里像是烧起两团火苗。 Great Grandmother pouts: „You have a look again.” 祖奶奶努努嘴:“你再看看。” He turns head to look at the boss again, the pupil shrinks immediately, the boss in the fried rice noodles, his is standing behind a grey clothes old woman, is standing on tiptoes the tip of the toe, blows the cold wind toward the boss neck. 他扭头再看老板,瞳孔顿时一缩,老板正在炒米粉,他的身后站着一个灰衣老太,踮着脚尖,不停的往老板脖子吹阴风。 A moment ago also no one. 刚才还没有人的。 „Air conditioning hits high, was too cold.” The boss is cooking, turns head to shout one to the proprietress. “空调打高一点,太冷了。”老板炒着菜,扭头对老板娘喊了一声。 „Big hot days, do you cook also dislike coldly?” The proprietress mouth is whispering: „Was the universe?” “大热天的,你炒菜还嫌冷？”老板娘嘴里嘀咕着:“是不是太虚了？” No one has seen the old woman, the guest eats meal, the proprietress holds the dinner plate to walk back and forth, they turn a blind eye to the old woman. The strange scene lets the Li Xianyu fine body hair straight vertical stroke. 谁都没有看到老太,客人自顾自吃饭,老板娘捧着餐盘走来走去,他们都对老太视若无睹。诡异的场景让李羡鱼寒毛直竖。 At this time, the grey clothes old woman as if detected that the line of sight of Li Xianyu, blew is blowing, fierce turning the head looked, the head squeezed out 180 degrees. 这时,灰衣老太似乎察觉到了李羡鱼的视线,吹着吹着,猛的转头看过来,脑袋拧出一百八十度。 Li Xianyu sees clearly her appearance finally, face that a wrinkle proliferates, the expression is spiritless, the eyeball covers entirely the blood threads, is staring at Li Xianyu stubbornly. 李羡鱼终于看清她的样子,一张皱纹遍布的老脸,表情死气沉沉,眼球布满血丝,死死盯着李羡鱼。 The air as if solidified. 空气仿佛凝固了。 The hand of Li Xianyu trembles slightly, the day of June, he felt oneself such as falling icehouse. 李羡鱼的手微微发抖,六月的天,他却觉得自己如坠冰窖。 „Do not look.” Great Grandmother extends the small hand, covers his eye, the sinking sound said: „Do not look at each other with her, will entangle you.” “别看。”祖奶奶伸出小手,盖住他的眼睛,沉声道:“不要和她对视,会缠上你的。” Has confirmed the look, I meet to person? 确认过眼神,我遇上对的人？ Li Xianyu swallows the saliva, nods. Happen to at this time, the scalding hot feeling of eyes vanished. After Great Grandmother lets loose the hand, Li Xianyu looked at a boss with the split vision secretly behind, discovered oneself could not have seen the grey clothes old woman. 李羡鱼咽了咽唾沫,点点头。正好这时,双眼的灼热感消失。待祖奶奶放开手后,李羡鱼用余光偷偷瞄了眼老板身后,发现自己已经看不到灰衣老太了。 „Boss parents palace sinks without the light secretly, explained that recently lost one's mother or lost father, the old woman should be his mother.” Great Grandmother said in a low voice: „After person dies, the soul will keep the world seven days, obsession deep, then long keeps the world. The old woman eyes blush, this is the heart has the performance of resentment. Child unfilial, therefore the parents have resentful.” “老板父母宫暗沉无光,说明最近丧母或丧父,老太应该是他母亲。”祖奶奶低声说:“人死后,魂魄会留世七天,执念深者,则长留人间。老太双眼发红,这是心有怨气的表现。子不孝,故父母有怨。” „Will boss die?” “老板会死么？” „Blows the cold wind to extinguish Yang fire, gets sick greatly for several days.” Great Grandmother said: „Family work was not concerned with there is nothing to do with your me.” “吹阴风灭阳火,也就大病几天。”祖奶奶道:“家事莫管,与你我无关。” Experienced this matter, Li Xianyu was not in no mood to eat meal again, after Alipay paid up, pulls Great Grandmother hastily to leave. 经历了这事儿,李羡鱼再没心情吃饭了,用支付宝结账后,牵着祖奶奶匆匆离开。 „Does Great Grandmother, in the world have the nether world?” “祖奶奶,世上有阴曹地府？” „Person dies such as the lamp to extinguish, world is without gods and buddhas.” Great Grandmother shakes the head. “人死如灯灭,世上无神佛。”祖奶奶摇摇头。 Doesn't that have? 那就是没有咯？ Li Xianyu this option crosses out „hell” silently, knows a point about the new world, the regret said: „I also think that has the samsara......” 李羡鱼默默把“地府”这个选项划掉,对新世界又多了解一分,遗憾道:“我还以为有轮回......唔......” Suddenly, he thought that the body pulled out spatially general, is covering the kidney, falls to the ground slowly softly. 突然,他觉得身体被掏空一般,捂着腰子,缓缓软倒在地。 This feeling was too familiar, whenever fights with net little elder sister approximately to early morning, next day getting up kidney will be sore and empty, but the present feeling, was of war three days and three nights. 这种感觉太熟悉了,每当与网约的小姐姐大战到凌晨,第二天起来腰子会又疼又虚,而现在的感觉,是大战三天三夜的那种。 He is almost impossible to stand erect to walk. 他几乎无法直立行走。 „Had said that will overdraw an energy.” Great Grandmother squats near him. “说过的啦,会透支一点精力。”祖奶奶蹲在他边上。 Li Xianyu: „Energy ..... Great Grandmother, you have anything to misunderstand to the energy.” 李羡鱼:“精力.....祖奶奶,你是不是对精力有什么误解。” Great Grandmother is stunned: „Besides the kidney because of the consumption oversized void ache, you also has other illness?” 祖奶奶愕然:“除了肾因消耗过大空虚疼痛,你还有其他不适？” „Not .....” “没.....” „That right, energy.” “那就没错咯,精力嘛。” Li Xianyu wants to cry but have no tears: „Energy that you said that is different from the energy that I think.” 李羡鱼欲哭无泪:“您老人家说的精力,和我以为的精力不一样。” Great Grandmother explained: „I am Battle Soul, the Battle Soul energy originates from the host, the host is more powerful, the strength that I can use is stronger. The electric fan opens one grade with operating the fifth gear, the power consumption is also different. Your present situation, most 0.5 grade.” 祖奶奶解释道:“我是战魂,战魂的能量来源于宿主,宿主越强大,我所能使用的战力就越强。电风扇开一档和开五档,耗电量也是不同的。你现在的情况,最多0.5档。” The Li Xianyu small face is pallid: „I special thought the day fifth gear electric fan.” 李羡鱼小脸煞白:“我特么想日五档电风扇。” He remembered the devil father's will, Great Grandmother is the small seductress/evil spirit that is annoying. 他想起了死鬼老爹的遗嘱,祖奶奶是磨人的小妖精。 Originally is this meaning?! 原来是这个意思么？！ If knows Great Grandmother said „energy” refers to this, he kills did not agree, the kidney is the man maximum treasure. 倘若知道祖奶奶说的“精力”是指这个,他打死都不同意,肾是男人最大的宝贝。