I called Li Xianyu, passed through in this with the rebirth has become the age of potluck...... I to inherit father's heritage: Great Grandmother!! 我叫李羡鱼,在这个穿越和重生已经成为家常便饭的年代......我继承了父亲的遗产:一个祖奶奶！！ () () The spring day warm sunlight oblique incidence enters the living room, on spacious sofa, viviparus .... Great Grandmother does not wear the white shirt, sits in the sofa duck. Her opposite, wishes one could to get buried into the Great Grandmother legs the face, well dumbfounded Li Xianyu. 春日温暖的阳光斜射进客厅,宽敞的沙发上,田螺....哦不,祖奶奶穿着白衬衫,在沙发鸭子坐。她的对面,是恨不得把脸埋进祖奶奶腿间,好好懵逼一场的李羡鱼。 First can determine, Great Grandmother is not a normal person, what pattern she with exists, Li Xianyu has not mastered temporarily, may I ask. 首先可以确定,祖奶奶不是正常人,她以什么样的模式存在,李羡鱼暂时没搞懂,也不敢问。 In brief counter- science and that's the end. 总之反科学就是了。 The sorption haze eats Li Xianyu that the antiseptic is growing up, once fantasized that knocks in the bed corner, knocks a system anything. 吸着霾吃着防腐剂长大的李羡鱼,也曾幻想一头磕在床角,磕出一个系统什么的。 But when he saw in own eyes own belly drills Great Grandmother, as well as father's will, is actually hard to accept for a while. 可当他亲眼见到自己肚子里钻出一个祖奶奶,以及父亲的遗嘱,一时却难以接受。 My three views? 我的三观呢？ Three views of my nine-year compulsory education training? 我九年制义务教育培养的三观呢？ Its dog brought! 它狗带了！ Before only knows that in the fairy tale deceived people, now knows Dauth the textbook also to deceive people. 以前只知道童话里是骗人的,现在才知道特么教科书也是骗人的。 „You are the Li Family later generation, I am your ancestor, therefore according to the rank, I am your Great Grandmother, without problem. Your father called my.” Great Grandmother is supporting the chest, plausible. “你是李家的后人,我是你的祖先,所以按照辈分,我就是你的祖奶奶,没毛病吧。你爸爸就是这么叫我的。”祖奶奶挺着胸脯,振振有词。 My father's Great Grandmother, that is not my Great Grandmother. 我爸的祖奶奶,那也不是我的祖奶奶呀。 I must call you Great Grandmother, my my father's brothers? 我要叫你祖奶奶,我岂不是我爸的兄弟了？ „But you look that is smaller than me, my brain does not have Watt.” Li Xianyu carries the teacup to drink one, supported was saying. “可你看着比我还小,我脑子没瓦特。”李羡鱼端起茶杯喝一口,强撑着说。 „Un,” Great Grandmother nods: „I died at age 18.” “嗯,”祖奶奶点头:“我18岁那年就死了。” „Pū .....” the Li Xianyu tea all spurts on the chest of Great Grandmother. “噗.....”李羡鱼茶水全喷在祖奶奶的胸上。 Great Grandmother frowned, wipes water stain of chest, under the shirt was passing the yellowish pink, her inside vacuum, a Li Xianyu grown man, impossible to turn out a bra to put on to her from the closet. 祖奶奶蹙眉,抹了抹胸口的水渍,衬衣下透着肉色,她里头真空,李羡鱼一个大男人,不可能从衣柜里翻出一件文胸给她穿。 Li Xianyu deeply inspires, disassembles the father's second letter/believes: „When you disassemble the second letter/believes, explained that Great Grandmother has renovated your world outlook. Haha, should not be excited, does not renovate the world outlook, how possibly to grow.” 李羡鱼深吸一口气,拆开父亲的第二封信:“当你拆开第二封信时,说明祖奶奶已经刷新了你的世界观。哈哈,不要激动,不刷新世界观,怎么可能成长。” World that „you see, is only its tip of the iceberg, world all fathers should open the front door of new world for the son personally, how the ordinary father can only teach the son the multiplication descendant, but I, how teach you to see this real world. You are not an average person, but is inheriting Ancient Monster blood descendant of outstanding bloodline, when you and Great Grandmother can spirit and flesh blend, you can the strength of awakening bloodlines. Before you do not have the awakening bloodlines, do not touch that real world. Moreover, Great Grandmother is very powerful Battle Soul, simultaneously is a being annoying small seductress/evil spirit, you must develop her well.” Ended the will to here. “你所见的世界,只是它的冰山一角,天下所有爸爸都应该亲手为儿子打开新世界的大门,普通的爸爸只能教儿子怎么繁衍后代,而我,教你怎么看这个真实的世界。你并非普通人,而是继承着优秀血统的古妖血裔,当你和祖奶奶能够灵肉交融的时候,你会觉醒血脉之力。在你没觉醒血脉之前,千万不要触碰那个真实的世界。另外,祖奶奶是很强大的战魂,同时是个磨人的小妖精,你要好好开发她。”遗嘱到这里就结束了。 How I must develop Great Grandmother, hey hey, talks clearly the words. 我要怎么开发祖奶奶,喂喂,把话说清楚啊。 Ancient Monster blood descendant is what ghost. 古妖血裔又是什么鬼。 Li Xianyu looks, the devil father words saying half, simply has not explained clearly. 李羡鱼看的云里雾里,死鬼老爹话说一半,根本没解释清楚。 „Ancestor .... Paternal grandmother, what the will said is what meaning.” Li Xianyu hands over father's will, can only hope that Great Grandmother can explain all these to him well, has father's will, he impossible calm sitting here, with saying the pretty younger sister speech of Great Grandmother. “祖....奶奶,遗嘱说的是什么意思。”李羡鱼把老子的遗嘱递过去,只能希望祖奶奶能给他好好解释这一切,要不是有老子的遗嘱,他不可能淡定的坐在这里,和自称祖奶奶的漂亮妹子说话。 Great Grandmother received, swept one, said: „Wording meaning.” 祖奶奶接过,扫了一眼,道:“字面意思。” „Unclear sleep/felt is severe, whether Great Grandmother does dispel doubt for great-grandson?” “不明觉厉,祖奶奶可否为曾孙儿解惑？” Great Grandmother crooked head, said earnestly: „Naturally does not have the issue. First comes the bottle ugly baby.” 祖奶奶歪了歪脑袋,认真道:“当然没问题。先来瓶丑娃娃。” „Ha?” Li Xianyu stares. “哈？”李羡鱼一愣。 The ugly baby is what ghost. 丑娃娃是什么鬼。 „Has the gold coin chocolate.” “有金币巧克力吗。” „.......” “.......” „Pop Rocks always has.” “跳跳糖总有吧。” „.....” “.....” „Watermelon chewing gum?” “西瓜泡泡糖呢？” „......” “......” The Great Grandmother drum cheek, the vertical eyebrow, the appearance is tender, said angrily: „What, these delicious snack?” 祖奶奶鼓腮,竖眉,模样娇憨,气鼓鼓道:“什么嘛,这些好吃的零食都没有？” Li Xianyu responded: „Twenty years ago snack ..... many have not sold.” 李羡鱼反应过来:“二十几年前的零食.....很多已经没有卖了。” Great Grandmother came under the huge blow probably, is covering the chest, grieved being hard breath: „Li Wuxiang your bastard, throws cover kid/young, the short life ghost, harms my deep sleep 20 years, the 20 years later world are really senseless, cannot live.” 祖奶奶像是受到了巨大的打击,捂着胸,心痛的难以呼吸:“李无相你个王八蛋,扑盖仔,短寿鬼,害我沉睡二十年,二十年后的世界真无趣,活不成啦。” Was saying to be saying, on this woman lying down sofa is unruly to sway back and forth, appearing anxiously is very very angry. 说着说着,这女人躺沙发上撒泼打滚起来,显得很焦躁很愤怒。 The Great Grandmother compelling standard, did not have all of a sudden. 祖奶奶的逼格,一下子就没有了。 Li Xianyu ignorant half of the day, „that snack some, do I buy for you?” 李羡鱼懵了半天,“那个,零食还是有的啦,我给您买去？” Downstairs have the convenience store, Li Xianyu go downstairs while the elevator, strolled in the convenience store, bought spicy strip of one package of three dollars, the potato chips of six dollars. 楼下就有便利店,李羡鱼乘电梯下楼,在便利店逛了一圈,买了一包三块钱的辣条,六块钱的薯片。 In goes home, Great Grandmother stands in the window looks into this city, Li Xianyu enters the living room, hears her spooky sound: „Change is big, before not such high house.” 回到家里,祖奶奶站在窗边眺望这座城市,李羡鱼走进客厅,听见她幽幽的声音:“变化好大,以前都没有这么高的房子。” Knows after Great Grandmother will not harm itself, Li Xianyu felt at ease slightly, otherwise he does not come back, turns head to run to look for the foster father, sought the second adoption. 知道祖奶奶不会伤害自己后,李羡鱼稍微心安了些,不然他就不回来了,扭头就跑去找养父,求第二次收养。 „After all 20 years, our national development was quick.” Li Xianyu builds the stubble. “毕竟二十年了嘛,咱们国家发展还是很快的。”李羡鱼搭茬。 „Is the present the prosperous year?” “现在是几几年？” „In 2020.” “2020年。” „150 years.” She said, the limpid pupil is looking at the distant place, blows off gradually, the sound also changes is indistinct: „The deep sleep and waking up, the world is changing each time. Change. But I was this appearance, the time lost its principle on me forever .......” “一百五十年了。”她说,清澈的眸子望着远方,渐渐放空,声音也变的飘渺起来:“每次沉睡、醒来,世界都在变化。不停的变化。而我永远是这个样子,时间在我身上失去了它的法则.......” 150 years ..... 一百五十年..... Li Xianyu almost on urine. 李羡鱼差点就尿了。 Great Grandmother turns around suddenly, the compelling standard of vicissitudes person of high skill also did not have, a cunning and unreasonable young lady, stares likely: „snack, the snack not delicious words, hit the excrement you.” 祖奶奶突然转身,沧桑高人的逼格又没了,像个刁蛮的大小姐,瞪眼:“零食呢,零食不好吃的话,打屎你。” The Li Xianyu little darling offers the spicy strip and potato chips. 李羡鱼乖乖奉上辣条和薯片。 „Hiss ..... hiss ..... delicious .... Hiss, how so to be delicious ..... I to like this time ..... hiss, is quite spicy.” Great Grandmother is nipping the spicy strip, uses the small hand air fan, while spicy corner of the eye with tears. “嘶.....嘶.....好吃....嘶,怎么会这么好吃.....我喜欢这个时代.....嘶,好辣。”祖奶奶咬着辣条,一边用小手扇风,一边辣的眼角含泪。 Looks to like this time Great Grandmother, in the Li Xianyu mind jumps a few words: Unyielding king Jingze, one bowl of fried rice can betray country. 看着重新喜欢上这个时代的祖奶奶,李羡鱼脑海中蹦出一句话:铁骨铮铮王境泽,一碗炒饭能卖国。 „That is,” Li Xianyu gives the thumbs-up, echoes saying: „Health Long spicy strip, the recollection of my childhood.” “那是,”李羡鱼挑起大拇指,附和道:“卫龙牌辣条,我童年的回忆。” Li Xianyu looks that she eats the complete package spicy strip cheerfully, filled two cups of water, then puffs and blows to eat the potato chips, patted the small belly, languid lying down on sofa, tender sound said: „We chatted. Before your father my again seal, indeed has to entrust me to be your life teacher.” 李羡鱼看着她欢快的吃完整包辣条,灌了两杯水,然后吭哧吭哧啃完薯片,拍了拍小肚皮,懒洋洋的躺在沙发上,娇声道:“我们来谈谈吧。你爸把我重新封印之前,的确有委托我做你的人生导师。” „Good Great Grandmother.” Li Xianyu sits respectfully, finally came, he a little wants to clarify all things impatiently. “好的祖奶奶。”李羡鱼正襟危坐,终于来了,他有点迫不及待想弄清楚所有的事情。 In the living room is silent, after several minutes, Li Xianyu said: „Great Grandmother?” 客厅里沉默下来,几分钟后,李羡鱼道:“祖奶奶？” The Great Grandmother eyelid turns, said ill-humoredly: „Does.” 祖奶奶眼皮一翻,没好气道:“干嘛。” „You can start.” “您可以开始了。” „I study few, must organize the language, allowing me to hesitate, do not disturb.” “我读书少,需组织语言,容我沉吟沉吟,你别打扰。” Also several minutes later, she adjusts the posture that the duck sits, the left hand holds the chest, a right hand chin, „you know existence of Ancient Monster.” 又过了几分钟,她调整成鸭子坐的姿势,左手抱胸脯,右手支下巴,“你知道古妖的存在么。” Shaking the head of Li Xianyu coordination: „Does not know.” 李羡鱼配合的摇摇头:“不知道。” „That has the high antiquity the powerful lifeform, before human has not learned the record history, even human has not been born in world, Ancient Monster Controller this stretch of the world, is being the master of this star.” “那是存在远古时代的强大生物,在人类还没有学会记载历史以前,甚至人类还没诞生于世间,古妖主宰着这片天地,是这颗星球的主人。” „The overlord of high antiquity, should be the dinosaur.” “远古时代的霸主,应该是恐龙吧。” „An Earth several hundred thousand years of history, is burying too many unknown secret and passing, the dinosaur is only in some time has presented the lifeform.” “地球几十万年的历史,埋藏着太多不为人知的秘密和过往,恐龙只是某一时间段里出现过的生物而已。” „Is billions years Great Grandmother.” Li Xianyu corrects. “是几十亿年啊祖奶奶。”李羡鱼纠正。 „......” Great Grandmother gas channel/angrily said: „I do not say.” “......”祖奶奶气道:“我不说了。” I do not attach great importance to face-saving. 我不要面子的吗。 „...... I should not interrupt, you continue.” “......我不该插嘴,您继续。” It seems like the book that you read were not truly many. 看来您老人家读的书确实不多。 Great Grandmother sincere say/way: „Human is not through the ages the only intelligent lifeform. In the ancient times period, the lifeform of having both the wisdom and strength, they are the darlings in nature, has the unequalled strength inborn. Moving mountains to fill the seas matter, on them absolutely is not the legend.” 祖奶奶正色道:“人类并不是古往今来唯一的智慧生物。早在远古时期,有一种兼具智慧与力量的生物,并且,它们是大自然的宠儿,天生拥有无与伦比的力量。移山填海这种事,在他们身上绝对不是传说。” Li Xianyu spits the mortise: „too much pulled, how you did not say that they can also the daytime fly upwards, was the members of the Hanlin Academy?” 李羡鱼吐槽道:“太特么扯了吧,你怎么不说他们还能白日飞升,位列仙班？” „World all living things has its unique race talent, the abilities of some animals to human, are the superpowers. The superpower is not does not exist, but human do not have, therefore subconscious will eliminate it, thought that is the incredible uninhibited thing. Actually this is the ability that the nature gives. Ancient Monster is also so. In fact, human regarding the expectation that flying upwards to become an immortal, not fantasized baseless, their really experience has been to the flying through the heaven and escaping through the earth scene. Ancient Monster this lifeform, is powerful and fearful, may be unable to stand off the time eventually, submerged in the endless river of history.” “世间万物有它独特的种族天赋,有些动物的能力对人类而言,就是超能力。超能力不是不存在,只不过人类自身没有,所以下意识的会摒除它,觉得那是荒诞不羁的东西。其实这是大自然赋予的能力。古妖也是如此。事实上,人类对于飞升成仙的憧憬,并非凭空幻想,他们是真的见识到过飞天遁地的景象。古妖这种生物,强大而可怕,可终究敌不过时间,淹没在了漫漫历史长河中。” „Slow, since Ancient Monster has perished in the history, we are their descendants?” Li Xianyu remembers the content on will. “慢着,既然古妖已经灭亡在历史中,那我们是他们的后代？”李羡鱼想起遗嘱上的内容。 „Ancient Monster, although exterminated, but its gene fire seed has not exterminated, according to theory of evolution that foreign foreign put forward, any species on Earth can find the common ground in the gene, our human within the body had the Ancient Monster gene, including animal and plant. It can have our human within the body, can have within the body of dog.” “古妖虽然灭绝了,但它的基因火种没有灭绝,按照洋夷提出的进化论,地球上的任何物种都可以在基因中找到共同点,我们人类体内就有古妖的基因,包括动物、植物。它可以存在我们人类的体内,也可以存在狗的体内。” „You continued, Darwin's coffin board grandson helped you suppress.” Li Xianyu said. “您继续说,达尔文的棺材板孙儿帮您压住了。”李羡鱼道。 „Ancient Monster blood descendant passes through the entire human history, they have the ability that human is unable to understand, as well as powerful physique. They are not low-key, historically frequently appears, but the person in power will deliberately downplay existence of blood descendant. But to the modern times, Ancient Monster blood descendant hid in the shadow of history thoroughly.” Great Grandmother said. “古妖血裔贯穿整个人类历史,他们拥有人类无法理解的能力,以及强悍的体魄。他们并不低调,在历史上频繁出现,只是当权者都会刻意的淡化血裔的存在。而到了近代,古妖血裔彻底隐藏在了历史的阴影里。”祖奶奶道。 „If so, the society messed up.” The Li Xianyu three views put up a last-ditch struggle: „I , if there is ability of flying up to the eaves and walls, I affirmed, when rapist, becomes the bridegroom every night, daily trades bridal anything.” “如果是这样,社会岂不是乱套了。”李羡鱼的三观垂死挣扎:“我要是有飞檐走壁的能力,我肯定当采花贼,夜夜当新郎,天天换新娘什么的。” He has thought the humane good and evil coexists, an ability bigger responsibility is bigger, likewise, the ability more in a big way harms is bigger. 他一直觉得人性善恶并存,能力越大责任越大,同理,能力越大危害越大。 „Your this prospect.” Great Grandmother spat one: „Since the ancient times, Ancient Monster blood descendant by the model that the military violates a prohibition, the prestigious family prominent families in most blood descendant, work for the royal government. Our Li Family in the past was the renowned large clan. But in the modern times, in 1949, said that the association officially becomes the blood descendant world lawman, manages world blood descendant. You must think that blood descendant can run amuck lawlessly, that was completely mistaken. Among blood descendant believes in the law of the jungle the rule, but the premise cannot disrupt the social stability.” “你就这点出息。”祖奶奶啐了一口:“自古以来,古妖血裔就是以武犯禁的典型,大部分血裔中的名门望族,都效力于朝廷。我们李家当年就是名声赫赫的大族。而在近代,1949年,佛道协会正式成为血裔界的执法者,管理天下血裔。你要觉得血裔能够胡作非为无法无天,那就大错特错了。血裔之间信奉弱肉强食的规则,但前提是不许扰乱社会安定。” „This very china.” Li Xianyu said: „My father's death .....” “这很china。”李羡鱼道:“那我爸的死.....” The father dies, should just when the maturity, blood descendant be so big on, do not tell me him dead of the cancer or traffic accident anything, met the rusticity. 亲生父亲死的时候,应该正值壮年,血裔这么高大上,别告诉我他是死于癌症或者车祸什么的,太接地气了。 „Rivers and lakes children rivers and lakes die, die a worthy death.” Great Grandmother said. “江湖儿女江湖死,死得其所。”祖奶奶道。 „How death?” Li Xianyu closely examines. “怎么死的？”李羡鱼追问。