I called Li Xianyu, passed through in this with the rebirth has become the age of potluck, my destiny was unsatisfactory, cannot and these hax is equally outstanding, but I inherited the heritage from father! 我叫李羡鱼,在这个穿越和重生已经成为家常便饭的年代,我气运不佳,没能和那些挂逼一样优秀,但我继承了来自亲生父亲的遗产！ In a oneself 80 square meters house, Li Xianyu is so sigh with emotion. 在自己八十平米的房子里,李羡鱼如此感慨。 „Request agreement does not have the words of issue, please sign here. You will receive the heritage officially.” The attorney of suit and dress shoes holds the non-installment, pushing someone take on a difficult job drinks inexpensive tea, on the face piles up with the professionalism smiling face. “委托协议没问题的话,请在这里签字。您将正式接收遗产。”西装革履的律师捧着一次性杯子,勉为其难的喝一口廉价茶水,脸上堆满职业化笑容。 „, Good.” Li Xianyu takes pen in hand to sign. “哦,好的。”李羡鱼提笔签字。 „Then we confirm now again, your father to the heritage 200,000 bank savings card as well as this wooden box that you keep, I have not opened, does not know that is anything, this is the key you receives.” The attorney places on the table to advance in front of Li Xianyu the purple wooden box and bankcard, then takes out a copper key from the pocket, one and gives him. “那么现在我们再确认一遍,你父亲给你留的遗产二十万银行储蓄卡以及这个木盒子,我并没有打开过,不知道里面是什么东西,这是钥匙你收好。”律师把紫色木盒、银行卡放在桌上推到李羡鱼面前,然后从兜里取出一枚铜钥匙,一并交给他。 At present this attorney, it is said by the devil father's request that Li Xianyu that has usually not met, when he was 20 years old, gave him to inherit the heritage. 眼前这个律师,据说是受李羡鱼那个素未谋面的死鬼父亲的委托,在他20周岁时,把遗产交给他继承。 This morning received the attorney call, Li Xianyu anticipated for a long time, the heart said that the devil father made an appearance finally, perhaps I can inherit 2 trillion, in the novel wrote, the ordinary mediocre unimportant person, one day walked by the attorney suddenly, knew that own uncle was the world's richest, the big heritages and huge harems need to inherit. 今早接到律师电话,李羡鱼期待了好久,心说死鬼父亲终于露面了,没准我能继承两万亿,小说里都这么写的,平凡平庸的小人物,突然有一天被律师找上门,得知自己的二大爷是世界首富,有一大笔遗产和庞大的后宫需要继承。 Therefore the unimportant person has anxious and mood of anticipation, inherits the heritage, steps onto the life peak. 于是小人物怀揣着紧张和期待的心情,继承遗产,走上人生巅峰。 Thought slightly beautiful point...... 想的稍稍美了点...... Also was good, 200,000 bank savings cards, enough Li Xianyu „rows a boat does not use oar” the life to be able in future good long some time is very comfortable. 也不错了,有二十万银行储蓄卡,足够李羡鱼“划船不用桨”的人生在未来好长一段时间可以过的很舒适。 Tonight cooks the instant noodles to add spiced eggs to celebrate, no, cannot let the poor limit imagination, tonight the S County Hotel walks. 今晚煮泡面加个卤蛋庆祝一下,不,不能让贫穷限制想象力,今晚S县大酒店走起。 The Li Xianyu Shanghai stock market native, the father goes to work in the state-owned enterprise, mother housewife, above also has an elder sister, ordinary rich family. He very early knows oneself and parents do not have the blood relationship. 李羡鱼沪市本地人,父亲在国企上班,母亲家庭主妇,上头还有个姐姐,普通殷实的家庭。他很早就知道自己和父母没有血缘关系。 When his middle school second grade, character empty boasting not proper the father, therefore cannot rise, called the study room him, said sincerely: „Salt fish, actually your father, is not your biological father.” 在他中学二年级时,性格浮夸不正经所以一直没能上升的父亲,把他叫到书房,语重心长的说:“咸鱼啊,其实你爹,不是你亲爹。” Even if these words the present recall, is a little stabbing pain. 这句话哪怕现在回忆起来,还是有点刺痛。 At that time two sickness very serious Li Xianyu straightened one's neck: „Is the uncle.” 当时中二病很严重的李羡鱼梗着脖子:“是二大爷吗。” Father scalp truncates: „Is the foster father.” 老爸一头皮削过来:“是养父。” „Your father and I am the good brothers of becoming sworn brothers, he when you cried for food passed away, entrusted you to me fosters. After your grew up, making me tell you truth.” “你爸和我是拜把子的好兄弟,他在你嗷嗷待哺的时候就去世了,把你托付给我抚养。等你长大成人后,让我把真相告诉你。” Experience that each child has by the parents is deceived „trash can pick” and „the sufficient phone bill of delivers”, and terrified, cries aloud. 每个孩子都有被爸妈欺骗“垃圾桶捡来的”、“充话费送的”的经历,并且惶恐不已,哇哇大哭。 But their parents tease the child purely, therefore is surprised to know Li Xianyu of life experience, myocardial infarction sad. 可他们的父母纯粹逗弄小孩而已,所以惊闻身世的李羡鱼,心肌梗塞般的难过。 Raises he more than ten years of parents, not one's own. Was together more than ten years of pretty elder sister, is not the biological elder sister...... this seems like the good deed, but Li Xianyu had not thought so many at that time, his sad lowering the head , the mood loses. 养育他十几年的爸妈,不是亲生的。相处了十几年的漂亮姐姐,不是亲姐姐......这似乎是好事,但当时李羡鱼并没有想那么多,他难过的低下头,情绪失落。 In that time two, were fortunately obstinate and stubborn, esteeming whole body included Dingding to want such as the steel side hardly is the good son. If Li Xianyu of childhood, learns suddenly the sad news, turns head to jump from the 18 th floors. 亏得那时候中二,执拗又倔强,推崇全身上下包括丁丁都要坚硬如钢方是好男儿。要是童年的李羡鱼,乍闻噩耗,扭头就从十八楼跳下去。 The father sighed, put out a title to the house from the drawer: „This is your father leaves your, when you celebrated the 18 th birthday, you move.” 老爸叹口气,从抽屉里拿出一份房产证:“这是你父亲留给你的,等你过了18岁生日,你就搬出去吧。” In Shanghai stock market inch gold/metal inch place place, one 80 square meters house, what concept? Means that you become the millionaire honorably. 在沪市寸金寸地的地方,一套八十平米的房子,什么概念？意味着你光荣的成为百万富翁。 Li Xianyu is gripping tightly the title to the house, felt that this wave does not owe. 李羡鱼紧紧握着房产证,感觉这波不亏。 After being admitted to a university, Li Xianyu moves to live alone, on unconventional love free life. 考上大学之后,李羡鱼搬出来独居,过上放荡不羁爱自由的人生。 The foster parents are very good to him, still met regularly to the living expenses, hopes that he goes home to have a look frequently, actually they can hide the truth from this matter, but stemming from man's commitment, the foster father choice and Li Xianyu confessed. 养父母对他很好,仍然会定期给生活费,也希望他经常回家看看,其实他们可以把这件事一直瞒下去的,但出于男人的承诺,养父选择和李羡鱼坦白。 Li Xianyu opens wooden box, inside is putting a black bead, two letters. 李羡鱼把木盒子打开,里面放着一枚黑色的珠子,两封信。 The pure black bead, the luster is bright, the feel icy cold. 纯黑色的珠子,色泽剔透,手感冰凉细腻。 Antique? 古董？ When Li Xianyu sizes up the bead with single-hearted devotion, the attorney tidies up the warrant, puts in the briefcase, said: „I first walked, you have what question, can make my phone call at any time.” 在李羡鱼专心打量珠子时,律师收拾好委托书,放入公文包,道:“那我就先走了,你有什么疑问,可以随时打我电话。” He referred to the name card on table. 他指了指桌上的名片。 „, Good, thanks.” Li Xianyu sets out to see a visitor out. “哦,好的,谢谢。”李羡鱼起身送客。 The young attorney travels by the elevator to go downstairs, he pulls out the cell phone to dial the telephone: „Boss, the thing has handed over in his hand.” 年轻的律师搭乘电梯下楼,他掏出手机拨通电话:“老板,东西已经交到他手里了。” That side the telephone resounds the frank laughter: „Was laborious you.” 电话那边响起爽朗的笑声:“辛苦你了。” The attorney feels extremely flattered, said repeatedly: „Should.” 律师受宠若惊,连声说:“应该的。” ...... ...... Li Xianyu returns to near the table, watched a name card: Treasure's Lustre Group law office. 李羡鱼回到桌边,看了眼名片:宝泽集团律师事务所。 As a native of Shanghai stock market, four characters will not be absolutely strange to „Treasure's Lustre Group”, foot treads the black cat as one, fought with the fists the super group of Grayhound, Li Xianyu has also once thought that if after the graduation, can enter duty Treasure's Lustre, was celebration that was worth the champagne celebration. 身为沪市人,对“宝泽集团”四个字绝对不会陌生,做为一个脚踏黑猫,拳打灰狗的超级集团,李羡鱼也曾想过如果毕业后能入职宝泽,是件值得开香槟庆祝的喜事。 Lowers the head, stares in the hand the black bead, it has the egg is so big probably, all over the body black, lightproof, the surface is clear, no wear trace, the touch is icy cold. 低下头,凝视手中黑色的珠子,它大概有鸡蛋那么大,通体黑色,不透光,表面圆润光滑,无磨损痕迹,触感冰凉。 Definitely is not the ordinary stone, should be the gem and so on thing, does not know to be valuable. Li Xianyu is limited to the jade jewelry understanding, cannot see this is anything, could get the answer from father's will. 肯定不会是普通石头,应该是宝石之类的物件,不知道值不值钱。李羡鱼对玉石珠宝认识有限,看不出这是什么东西,或许能从亲生父亲的遗嘱中得到答案。 Disassembles the devil father's first letter/believes: 拆开死鬼老爹的第一封信: „ Son, seeing the letter/believes is dear! “儿子,见信如晤！ When you disassemble this letter/believes, should 20 years old, what a pity unable to see your grew up, is really regrettable. Also does not know that you handsome such as I, is the beautiful appearance like mother. ” 当你拆开这封信的时候,应该已经二十岁了,可惜不能见到你长大成人,甚是遗憾。也不知你英俊如我,还是美貌如妈。” With the beautiful appearance described that the son is appropriate? 用美貌形容儿子合适么？ I should be the latter, Li Xianyu thought. 我应该是后者吧,李羡鱼心想。 He has a delicate face, the picture smoking makeup, wears Meitong and wig, can act the network female anchor moon/month to gain 1 million. 他有一张秀气的脸,画个烟熏妆,戴美瞳和假发,能扮演网络女主播月赚百万。 „Your mother is the Zhejiang province person, a gentle beautiful woman, we have confirmed the look, apparent met to the person, falls deeply in love rapidly, then had you. Knows after your mother is pregnant, the cake cried happily for three days and three nights, I think that I will be impossible to have the child.” “你妈是浙省人,一个温婉娟秀的女人,我们确认过眼神,便知遇上了对的人,迅速坠入爱河,然后就有了你。知道你妈怀孕后,粑粑高兴的哭了三天三夜,我以为自己不可能会有孩子了。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” This empty boasting not proper argument, has thickly regards the feeling. 这股浮夸不正经的调调,有着浓浓的既视感。 Really birds of a feather flock together like attracts like, no wonder the father and foster father are becoming sworn brothers good brother die. 果然物以类聚人以群分,难怪亲生父亲和养父是拜把子的好兄die。 „Pitifully we have the reason of fathers and sons, does not have the share of fathers and sons, writes this letter/believes time, I already date and time not many. Old Li is the brothers who I become sworn brothers, entrusts you to his me felt relieved very much, the key point is he is also surnamed Li. Although our father and son reason deep share is shallow, but I still had to perform to a father's responsibility, I kept a suite to you and 200,000. The house is not anything, 200,000 are the key points. 200,000 the son, you were a dignified native of Shanghai stock market, arrives vision where can enjoy others to envy, put in the ancient times, the son of proper landlord family/home, three wife four concubines.” “可惜咱们有父子之缘,却没父子之份,写下这封信的时候,我已时日无多。老李是我拜把子的兄弟,把你托付给他我很放心,重点是他也姓李。虽然咱们父子俩缘深份浅,可我仍然有尽到一个父亲的责任,我给你留了一套房和二十万。房子不算什么,二十万才是重点。二十万呀儿子,你是个体面的沪市人了,走到哪里都能享受到别人羡慕的目光,搁在古代,妥妥的地主家的儿子,三妻四妾呢。” Li Xianyu: „.......” 李羡鱼:“.......” 200,000 are not the key points, the house is key good. 二十万不是重点,房子才是重点好嘛。 The early 90's 200,000 think that was very valuable, morning that but the father you died, your past 200,000, in present Shanghai stock market, a restroom cannot afford. 九十年代初的二十万想必是很值钱了,可老爸你死的早啊,你当年的二十万,在如今的沪市,连个厕所都买不起。 You had not definitely bought the finance in the past...... 你当年肯定也没买理财...... „You grew up, something, need my is the father told you personally. At this time, has received me to leave your heritage. Other things are unimportant, that bead, is our Li Family inherited treasure, it will be you in the basis that the new world will base, ate it, will have the viviparus miss.” “你长大了,有些事,需要我这个做父亲的亲自告诉你。这个时候,已经收到我留给你的遗产了吧。其他所有东西都不重要,那颗珠子,是我们李家祖传的宝贝,它将是你在新世界立足的根本,吃了它,会有田螺姑娘。” Believes the tail signature: Li Wuxiang. 信尾署名:李无相。 Li Xianyu: „???” 李羡鱼:“？？？” The will sees the ending, suddenly was not proper. 遗嘱看到结尾,突然就不正经起来了。 Should not be „please sell out to change money it, marries ten wives” this. 不应该是“请将它卖掉换钱,娶十个老婆”这样吗。 Why eating it, this thing can eat. 为什么是将吃它,这玩意能吃么。 But in the will wrote, is the father always insufficient will Rippey? With the psychology of the time being trying, Li Xianyu takes up the bead, licked one, icy cold, is not sweet. 但遗嘱里都这么写了,亲生父亲总不至于在遗嘱里皮吧？怀着姑且试一试的心理,李羡鱼拿起珠子,舔了一口,冰冰凉凉,一点都不甜。 Un, this thing is unedible! 嗯,这东西不能吃！ The thought just got up, the bead as if had the life, slides into the mouth on own initiative, changes into together the warm current, rolls into the Li Xianyu abdomen. 念头刚起,珠子仿佛有了生命,主动滑入嘴里,化为一道暖流,滚入李羡鱼腹中。 Li Xianyu: „!!!” 李羡鱼:“！！！” He digs out the throat fiercely, retching, is wanting to spit the thing. 他猛抠喉咙,干呕着,想把东西吐出来。 The lower abdomen leaps a blazing temperature, has probably the group fire to burn, along with the severe pain, Li Xianyu rolls up on the ground, sore sweat profusely. 小腹腾起一股炽热的温度,像是有团火在燃烧,伴随着剧痛,李羡鱼蜷缩在地上,疼的大汗淋漓。 This is also not most panic-stricken, Li Xianyu discovered that the lower abdomen inflates at the visible speed, after several seconds, such as is pregnant the pregnant woman of September, the fierce aching feeling makes him suspect that the own next second could be in labor. 这还不是最惊恐的,李羡鱼发现小腹以肉眼可见的速度膨胀,几秒后,就如怀胎九月的孕妇,剧烈的疼痛感让他怀疑自己下一秒可能就要临盆。 „Stomach, the belly must explode .....” “肚,肚子要炸了.....” The inflation feeling reaches the peak, when Li Xianyu felt oneself must explode, the lower abdomen sends out one intermittently black light, these fluctuate the uncertain black light projection in the air, twists a dragging human form illusory image. 膨胀感达到巅峰,就在李羡鱼觉得自己要爆炸的时候,小腹发出一阵阵黑光,这些变幻不定的黑光投射在空气中,扭曲成一个摇曳的人形幻影。 Black light gradually tends to be steady, the human form illusory image also congealing reality, diverges after black light, that person's shadow already with honorable person not different. 黑光渐渐趋于平稳,人形幻影也随之凝实,黑光散去后,那道人影已经和真人无异。 Is a baby girl, is not right, is the girl, the figure that selects high, long and beautiful hair of buttocks, the almond eyes peach cheek, the right eye corner/horn also has a tears mole. 是一个女婴,不对,是女孩,高挑的身段,长及臀部的秀发,杏眼桃腮,右眼角还有一颗泪痣。 The girl whole body is stark naked, is having the yawn, while curious glancing right and left, the vision falls when the Li Xianyu body, in the eye vanishes at a loss. 女孩浑身一丝不挂,一边打着哈欠,一边好奇的左顾右盼,目光落在李羡鱼身上时,眼中茫然消失。 „Rested for 20 years, finally awoke.” She stretches oneself, is stepping the big long leg close to Li Xianyu, bends the waist, collects the head, sizes up carefully, mumbles: „You are the Li Wuxiang son.” “睡了二十年,终于醒了。”她伸了个懒腰,迈着大长腿靠近李羡鱼,弯腰,凑脑袋,仔细打量,哼哼唧唧:“你是李无相的儿子吗。” She definitely does not know own this posture attractive, the chest front character and style could not hang quickly. 她一定不知道自己这个姿势有多诱人,胸前的风情都快挂不住了。 Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” Also really has the viviparus miss? 还真有田螺姑娘？ fuck, the father, is your gives the child to inherit the harem empress? 卧槽,老爹,您这是把后宫娘娘交给孩儿继承吗？ The viviparus miss really appeared, Li Xianyu was not happy, even also wants to escape, the person of nerve big strip noticed that this scene must have a scare, does not refer to her chest. 田螺姑娘真的出现了,李羡鱼一点都不高兴,甚至还想逃跑,神经大条的人看到这一幕也得吓一跳,不是指她的胸。 But the childbirth consumed up his all physical strengths, the ample force of gearing root finger did not have, let alone ran away. 但分娩耗光了他所有体力,连动根手指的余力都没有,更别说逃走。 He uses the final strength, nods. 他用最后的力气,点了点头。 „.” The viviparus miss forks the waist, small eye looks disdainfully: „Called Great Grandmother.” “哦。”田螺姑娘叉腰,小眼儿睥睨:“叫祖奶奶。” „???” Li Xianyu dumbfounded. “？？？”李羡鱼懵逼。