In a flash three days pass by, Li Xianyu knew in the group several company blood descendant, besides Thunder and Lightning Dharma King, others is not quite credible, no, Thunder Battle Lady is very credible, occasionally meets following the crowd skin, actually the person is very reliable , the non- aloof, Li Xianyu examined her space, is a figure selects high, short hair pretty great beauty. 一晃三天过去,李羡鱼在群里认识了好几个公司血裔,除了雷电法王之外,其他人都不太靠谱,不,雷霆战姬挺靠谱的,偶尔会随大流皮一下,其实人挺可靠,也不高冷,李羡鱼查看了她的空间,是个身段高挑,短发娇俏的大美人。 What is not most proper is Young Girl Killer and Fingering Like Taka Kato, the former is sumptuous Toshiro's handsome, the latter is the beard stretch out uncle. 最不正经的是少女杀手和指法酷似加藤鹰,前者是位丰盛俊郎的帅哥,后者是胡子拉碴的大叔。 Then Li Bai, this person of most major characteristics are to like reading poems, was saying was saying wind several poetry, will chat with him are very tired, especially likes fighting the poem, jumps a poem, then you receive one. 然后李白,这人最大的特点就是喜欢吟诗,说着说着就会飙几句诗词,和他聊天特别累,尤其喜欢斗诗,是不是蹦出一句诗,然后你接下一句。 Has only revealed Mo Fei and Li Shizhen at the same time, the former runs the world blood descendant file it is said that in the company all blood descendant titles are she take. Li Xianyu has not been put on regular status, temporarily does not have the title. 还有只露过一面的墨菲和李时珍,前者据说掌管天下血裔档案,公司里所有血裔的称号都是她取的。李羡鱼还没转正,暂时没称号。 No wonder he thought that the company blood descendant title style is very similar, originally stems from the same person's hand. 难怪他觉得公司血裔的称号画风很相似,原来出自同一人之手。 This woman takes the name a little thing, is a talent. 这女人取名字有点东西的,是个人才。 Among blood descendant did not ask the real name, only if were voluntary, otherwise unified was symmetric with the code name. 血裔之间不问真名,除非自愿,否则统一以代号相称。 Li Shizhen is one of the Medical Department four big highly skilled doctors, the acupuncture technique is matchless, wants to cure his kidney empty is the easy matter, but since that day, he does not get online, Li Xianyu touches does not permit his thoughts, everyone is not ripe, does not have on the company to find the person. 李时珍是医疗部四大神医之一,针灸术举世无双,想来治好他的肾虚乃手到擒来之事,但自从那天后,他就不上线了,李羡鱼摸不准他的心思,大家也不熟,就没上公司找人。 Li Shizhen is also the code name, is not a real name. 李时珍也是代号,并非真名。 What is most interesting is Vajra, this fellow has the serious gynephobia, cannot accept with the woman has any limbs contact, even if shakes hand, he will also vomit disgustingly, probably, probably...... is the woman in his eyes lump of excrement? 最有意思的是金刚,这家伙有严重的恐女症,不能接受和女人有任何肢体接触,哪怕握个手,他也会恶心呕吐,好像,好像……女人在他眼里是一坨屎？ The key is Vajra is not gay, is gay , the Heaven never seals off all exits, the man can many roads, be able to work as the road occasionally. 关键是金刚不是gay,是基佬也就罢了,天无绝人之路,男人可以很多条路,偶尔也能当一当路。 But he does not dare the interest in the man, therefore he can only with both hands be a partner, chatted by **. 可偏偏他对男人也不敢兴趣,于是他只能与双手为伴,聊以**。 Therefore on that day Li Bai was teasing Vajra, Li Xianyu enters the pit carelessly, for these days bore a grudge by Vajra, frequently resentment his rookie in group. 所以那天李白在调侃金刚,李羡鱼不慎入坑,这几天就被金刚记恨了,经常在群里怼他这个新人。 „Bian Que said that this spiritual wound, is almost permanent, without means permanent control. Vajra these years were almost simultaneous/uniform Japan all collections.” “扁鹊说这种精神创伤,几乎是永久性的,没办法根治。金刚这些年几乎把岛国所有番都集齐了。” When private chat, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King said. 私聊时,雷电法王如此说。 Bian Que is one of the Medical Department four big highly skilled doctors. 扁鹊是医疗部四大神医之一。 Probably bought his computer memory card...... Li Xianyu to access the net to check with high pay specially, the keen capture the loophole, „was not right, the gynephobia had two situations, one type was the social fear, another type was the fine storehouse vacancy, but had the fear to the woman. The former generally appears on otaku, the latter on the middle-aged uncle, Vajra this is what situation, his root where.” 好像重金求购他的电脑内存卡……李羡鱼特意上网查了查,敏锐的捕捉到漏洞,“不对啊,恐女症有两种情况,一种是社交恐惧,另一种是精库空缺而对女人产生恐惧。前者普遍出现在宅男身上,后者则是在中年大叔身上,金刚这是什么情况,他的根源在哪里。” The otaku gynephobia should not they and woman normal making person, but the middle-aged uncle loses to years this killing the pig blade, the women does not want, let alone looked. 宅男的恐女症不应该他们和女人正常的造人,而中年大叔是输给了岁月这把杀猪刀,女人都不要了,更别说看番。 About this issue, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King is not quite clear, only said that is the spiritual wound, but Vajra refuses to reveal reason that own gynephobia. 关于这个问题,雷电法王也不太清楚,只说是精神创伤,但金刚拒绝吐露自己恐女症的原因。 8 : 00 am got out of bed, goes downstairs to buy the breakfast, took in the express cabinet while convenient express. Express is the Great Grandmother clothes and some snack and daily necessities, the clothes of woman, in the market is too expensive, cannot afford. Li Xianyu offered a sacrifice to Taobao, although Taobao tripe and counterfeit goods everywhere, but it was cheap. Naturally, the Taobao account number he to Great Grandmother, has not given ended the calf. 早上 8 点起床,下楼买了早餐,顺便在快递柜里取了快递。快递是祖奶奶的衣服和一些零食及日用品,女人的衣服,商场里太贵,买不起。李羡鱼祭出了淘宝,淘宝虽然劣质品、假货遍地,但它便宜啊。当然,淘宝账号他没给祖奶奶,给了就完犊子。 Again is exorsising evil and warding off ghosts item that his net buys. 再就是他网购的辟邪防鬼的道具。 In addition San Wu express, that side the company sends. 此外还有三无的快递,公司那边寄过来的。 Great Grandmother is still having a long lazy sleep, is turning away from the gate, the slender both legs are clamping the bedding, what put on was just arrived at the thigh root to rest the trousers short, small buttocks egg circle and outstanding, was too small, Li Xianyu liked the buttocks full just like of full moon. 祖奶奶还在睡懒觉,背对着门,修长双腿夹着被褥,穿的是刚到大腿根的短睡裤,小屁股蛋又圆又翘,就是太小了点,李羡鱼还是喜欢臀部饱满宛如满月的那种。 loli has not grown into, the young girl is too shy, the same age female character and style is also insufficient, is the young married woman and big sister is good. luoli未长成,少女太青涩,同龄女子也风情不足,还是少妇和大姐姐好。 Has not disturbed her, closes the door, he transfers the San Wu room, in the hand holds the express box, first knocks on a door, then said: „San Wu, I came.” 没打扰她,关上门,他转去三无的房间,手里捧着快递盒子,先敲门,然后道:“三无,我进来了。” San Wu clever sitting watches the television on the bed, looks at steadily, not, because entry of Li Xianyu, but had expressed. 三无乖巧的坐在床上看电视,目不转睛,没有因为李羡鱼的进入而有所表示。 „Your express.” Li Xianyu hands over the express box. “你的快递。”李羡鱼把快递盒子递过去。 San Wu disassembles the box, puts out a gas mask from inside, the unemotional small cheek, shows the expression that feels relieved slightly. 三无拆开盒子,从里面拿出一个防毒面具,面无表情的小脸蛋,稍稍露出如释重负的表情。 „Gas mask?!” Li Xianyu as if guessed correctly anything. “防毒面具？！”李羡鱼仿佛猜到了什么。 „qi refining!” San Wu said, saying, she gas mask wears good, sits cross-legged on the bed. “练气！”三无道,说着,她把防毒面具戴好,盘坐在床上。 I sloppy, unexpectedly is operation so ..... 我嘞了草,竟是这般的操作..... San Wu thinks, explained: „When does not wear the gas mask, the expiration and inspiration will be killed by poison by the haze, after all we live in Shanghai stock market.” 三无想了想,解释道:“不戴防毒面具,吐纳时会被雾霾毒死,毕竟我们生活在沪市。” Black good. 黑的好。 Li Xianyu covers the face silently: „When is everyone qi refining can wear this thing? How I have not thought.” 李羡鱼默默捂脸:“是不是大家练气时都要戴这东西？我怎么就没想到呢。” San Wu: „Company passes in the wind system series to have the large-scale air cleaner, qi refining in the company does not need to be worried about the haze. your here, can only buy this.” 三无:“公司的通风系统里有大型空气净化器,在公司里练气不用担心雾霾的。在你这里,只能买这个了。” His cerebrum made up various means of overcoming Dharma End Time, have unreliably imaginary, has the immortal hero, has low to compel, has not expected only unexpectedly is so scientific. 他之前脑补了各种克服末法时代的办法,有玄幻的,有仙侠的,有low逼的,独独没料到竟是如此科学的。 Originally Dharma End Time, so long as a gas mask, or air cleaner enough. 原来末法时代,只要一个防毒面具,或者空气净化器就够了吗。 Li Xianyu interest is waning: „You continue, I hit to play.” 李羡鱼意兴阑珊:“你继续,我打游戏去了。” Last night stayed up late to read a lot of materials, regarding qi refining, he is not little white, at least understood a general knowledge, in qi refining has a shoptalk: The little strokes fell great oak, is ten years of merit! 昨晚熬夜看了很多资料,对于练气,他已经不是小白了,至少懂一点常识,练气里有一句行话:水滴石穿,乃十年之功！ Meant, no matter the talent waste firewood, wants to reach highest knowledge in the qi refining aspect, the threshold is ten years. 意思是说,甭管天才还是废柴,想在练气方面登堂入室,门槛是十年。 Means Li Xianyu, even if the talent of extremely chance of a lifetime, he must practice for ten years to have prospects. 意味着李羡鱼哪怕是千年一遇的绝顶天才,他也得练十年才有出息。 Ten years later he grew into the uncle, when was young cannot acting cool, qi refining have what significance. 十年后他长成大叔了,年轻时不能装逼,练气还有什么意义。 In Shanghai stock market be used to it Li Xianyu of quick rhythm life, from had removed qi refining this road at heart. 在沪市习惯了快节奏生活的李羡鱼,已经把练气这条路从心里排除。 Only can depend upon to awaken, so long as can awaken, can control Great Grandmother, when the time comes same unmatched in the world. 只能依靠觉醒了,只要能觉醒,就能驾驭祖奶奶,到时候一样天下无敌。 „Ding!” “叮！” On the cell phone transmits the information cue, from „Ancient Monster” this model of chat software. 手机上传来信息提示,来自“古妖”这款聊天软件。 Li Xianyu pulls out the cell phone, is brushing chat of blood descendant seniors. 李羡鱼掏出手机,刷着血裔前辈们的聊天。 Also is Vajra in complaint not new, the foreigner was sick, and inquired that in the group has exciting Japan, Europe and US also yes. 又是金刚在抱怨没有新番,老番看腻了,并且询问群里有没有刺激的岛国番,欧美也是可以的。 But still no one responded to him, in the group one pile of monster blood descendant, ask for money richly, wants to come not to lack the woman, because possibly the interest looks, but will not collect, collection absolutely. 但仍然没人回应他,群里一堆怪物血裔,要钱有钱,想来也不会缺女人,可能会因为兴趣看一看,但绝对不会去搜罗、珍藏。 Vajra: „Bored, knows that asked you to be useless, how Long Aotian that boy has not waked, recently did no one call him?” 金刚:“无聊,就知道求你们没用,龙傲天那厮怎么还没醒过来,最近没人去叫他了吗？” Thunder Battle Lady: „You dare to go, Fire Spitting Kid is the luck is good, rescuing, but this, recurred even couple days ago, now was bundled in Medical Department, when the critically ill psychopath treats.” 雷霆战姬:“你敢去吗,喷火娃算是运气好的,给救回来了,但就算这样,前几天还是复发了,现在被捆在医疗部,当重症精神病患者对待。” Young Girl Killer: „Did not fear that otaku likes fantasizing, feared otaku has the superpower.” 少女杀手:“不怕宅男爱幻想,就怕宅男有超能力。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Therefore, rather moves bricks, leaves, when otaku. Moreover now San Wu with Li Xianyu, otherwise there are her to protect, we can try to wake up by shouting Long Aotian actually.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“所以说啊,宁可去搬砖,也别当宅男。而且现在三无跟了李羡鱼,不然有她护着,咱们倒是可以试试去喊醒龙傲天。” Li Bai: „San Wu protects most is letting go at that still shouted that does not awake Long Aotian, you cannot awaken one to pretend to be sleeping the person forever. The words saying why San Wu can follow a intern?” 李白:“三无护着最多保平安,仍然喊不醒龙傲天,你永远也叫不醒一个装睡的人。话说为什么三无要跟着一个实习生？” Thunder Battle Lady: „Dharma King said that he may make the material.” 雷霆战姬:“法王说他是可造之材。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Do you believe? The word of being perfunctory. Directly asked him good not on Walking Pile-driver.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“你信？敷衍之词。直接问他不就行了行走的打桩机。” Li Xianyu is just about to respond, ID that sudden does not know „Tongtong” asked: „Who Li Xianyu is.” 李羡鱼正要回应,突然一个不认识的id“瞳瞳”问道:“李羡鱼是谁。” Li Bai sent a picture, with character: Youngest sister, the Elder Brother leads you to look at the goldfish. 李白发了一张图片,配字:小妹妹,哥哥带你去看金鱼。 Young Girl Killer sent a picture, with character: Do you want to know the main body? 少女杀手发了一张图片,配字:你想认识本尊？ Fingering Like Taka Kato sent a picture, with character: Three years of blood gains, the death penalty does not owe! 指法酷似加藤鹰发了一张图片,配字:三年血赚,死刑不亏！ Also is his reveal bird photo. 又是他的那张露鸟照。 Li Xianyu: motherfucker. 李羡鱼:mmp。 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „A round of this type of picture before the little friend, do not send silence again. Tongtong, that person is Li Xianyu.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“别在小朋友面前发这种图片,再发禁言。瞳瞳,那人就是李羡鱼。” Mo Fei withdraws that several pictures entirely. 墨菲把那几张照片统统撤回。 Tongtong: „Then the fearful person added the group.” 瞳瞳:“那么可怕的人怎么也加群了。” Li Xianyu sees here, wells up the tip of the nose bitterly, just now enters the rivers and lakes, the image does not have. 李羡鱼看到这里,一股辛酸涌到鼻尖,才刚入江湖,形象已经没有了。 【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „Tongtong, did the new opera pat?” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“瞳瞳,新剧拍完了？” Tongtong: „Un, just heated bamboo strips for writing material, tomorrow must return to Shanghai stock market to attend class, mother said that cannot drop too many schoolworks.” 瞳瞳:“嗯呐,刚杀青,明天要回沪市上课了,妈妈说不能落下太多功课。” She passed on several dramatic team photos to arrive in the group, with the ancient costume group photos of various stars, each picture had small loli of big eye long hair, the appearance was clever, unusual kawaii. 她传了几张剧组照到群里,和各种明星的古装合照,每一张照片都有一个大眼睛长头发的小luoli,长相乖巧可爱,非常卡哇伊。 Small loli should be Tongtong. 小luoli应该就是瞳瞳。 Fingering Like Taka Kato: „How not to have the group photo of Qin baby, hasn't she made the new opera?” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“怎么没有秦宝宝的合照,她又没拍新剧？” Tongtong: „Boss has lived in retirement, leads the child at home.” 瞳瞳:“老板早就息影了,在家里带孩子。” Young Girl Killer: „Who my very curious child father is.” 少女杀手:“我很好奇孩子父亲是谁。” This issue obtains everyone's point to praise consistently. 这个问题一致得到大家的点赞。 【Medical Department Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Tongtong, the waist disc herniation of your father selected.” 【医疗部副部长】李时珍:“瞳瞳,你爸的腰椎间盘突出好点了么。” Tongtong: „Thanks the grandfather, was much better.” 瞳瞳:“谢谢爷爷,好多了。” Walking Pile-driver: „Li Shizhen Department Head, you came out finally, our approximately time meets.” 行走的打桩机:“李时珍部长,您终于出来了,咱们约个时间见面吧。” 【Medical Department Vice Department Head】 Li Shizhen: „Was incurable, said goodbye!” 【医疗部副部长】李时珍:“没救了,告辞！” Vajra: „Ha, the boy, you are more miserable than me, but also feels all right composing a poem to laugh at me.” 金刚:“哈哈哈,小子,你比我更惨,还好意思写诗笑话我。” Then, Vajra sends the Li Xianyu reveal bird photo crazily, various shows match the character. 然后,金刚狂发李羡鱼的露鸟照,各种骚配字。 Walking Pile-driver: „Vajra senior this, here do not have new.” 行走的打桩机:“金刚前辈别这样,我这里有新番。” Vajra really stops, „what new, I read innumerable, only if you bring from RB, or can circumvent the overseas website to Long Aotian such.” 金刚果然停下来,“什么新番,我阅片无数,除非你是从RB带过来的,或者向龙傲天那样可以翻墙到国外网站。” System prompt: Walking Pile-driver shared the link. 系统提示:行走的打桩机分享了链接。 Six seeds link: 六个种子链接: 【The minors of seven baring the chest reveal breasts, bully a provocatively dressed young married woman】 【七名袒胸露乳的未成年人,欺负一名衣着暴露的少妇】 【Birth parents become beast unexpectedly, young girl is forced to sell into servitude bath center】 【亲生父母竟成禽兽,少女被迫卖身洗浴中心】 【Beautiful young girl falls into the hand of wild animal, every day is forced to build up sentiment with it】 【美丽少女落入野兽之手,每日被迫与它培养感情】 【Passes through time, clear female high-school student and dog love one another, life that and on has had no shame】 【穿越时光,清纯女高中生与狗相恋,并过上没羞没臊的生活】 【Ethical family: The Elder Brother gets married because of the discontented younger sister its captivity humiliation, and chases down nephew】 【家庭伦理:哥哥因不满妹妹嫁人将其囚禁凌辱,并追杀外甥】 【Open country! The female stupor drew in jungle deep place by seven men unexpectedly】 【野外！女子昏迷竟被七名男子拖入密林深处】 Vajra: „Good person life is safe.” 金刚:“好人一生平安。” Young Girl Killer: „Good person life is safe.” 少女杀手:“好人一生平安。” Li Bai: „Good person life is safe.” 李白:“好人一生平安。” Fingering Like Taka Kato: „Good person life is safe.” 指法酷似加藤鹰:“好人一生平安。” System prompt: 【Archivist】 Mo Fei already „Walking Pile-driver” a silence day. 系统提示:【档案管理员】墨菲已将“行走的打桩机”禁言一天。