【Archivist】 Mo Fei: „Group custom, has the flat and thin piece to pass to crowd of documents directly, cannot send to the group, you are the rookie, silence one day show the disciplinary punishment, is not to a precedent.” 【档案管理员】墨菲:“群规矩,有片子直接传到群文件,不能发到群里,你是新人,禁言一天以示惩戒,下不为例。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“……” Why silence I? 为什么禁言我？ I have not sent R 18, I am only skin, I am the title party...... wait/etc., is it possible that can't you look? 我没发十八禁啊,我只是皮一下,我是标题党……等等,莫非你们都看不出来么？ Li Xianyu at heart one cool. 李羡鱼心里一凉。 Did the big shot take seriously? 大佬们都当真了？ Ended, I feared that should not be hammered dead!! 完了,我怕不是要被锤死！！ At this time, a private chat information transmitted to his cell phone, opposite party ID is called „blood descendant Law Enforcement Department role management center”, content: „Nine magnificence komsomolsks present the strange event doubtful, please investigate thoroughly in 24 hours of internal assignment, and solves the incident, if must help, please dial the role management center number: 021-7615035” 这时,一条私聊的信息发送到他的手机,对方ID叫做“血裔执法部任务管理中心”,内容:“九华青年城疑似出现灵异事件,请在24小时内调查清楚,并解决事端,如需帮助,请拨打任务管理中心号码:021-7615035” The simple introduction, attaches a word file. 简单的介绍,附一份word档案。 Nine magnificence komsomolsks, are Li Xianyu now mixed-use community. 九华青年城,正是李羡鱼现在所住的商住两用小区。 Had the duty quickly? In own community. 这么快就有任务了？还是在自家小区。 Li Xianyu with both disturbed and excitement, selected the word documents, inside had the detailed event introduction. 李羡鱼怀着既忐忑又兴奋的心情,点开了word文档,里面有详细的事件介绍。 The event victim is a 30 over man, is plain-looking, after looking at eye one inch photo, Li Xianyu is actually startled, the boss in this person of S County Hotel, was blown the fellow of neck by the deceased mother cold wind. 事件受害人是一位三十出头的男人,相貌平平,瞄了眼一寸照后,李羡鱼却吃了一惊,这人正是S县大酒店的老板,被已故的母亲阴风吹脖子的家伙。 Is it possible that is the old woman does not feel venting, entangled the son? 莫非是老太觉得不解气,缠上儿子了？ Li Xianyu carefully reads the documents material, then shouts to shout: „Great Grandmother, San Wu, had the work to do, came out quickly.” 李羡鱼仔细看完文档资料,然后扯着嗓子大喊:“祖奶奶,三无,有活儿干了,快出来。” In the time of data large explosion, network connections of Treasure's Lustre Group hospital, police authorities and other state-owned enterprises, intelligent system automatic sieving science unable to explain strange event. 在数据大爆炸的时代,宝泽集团的网络连接着医院、警局等诸多国企,智能系统会自动筛选科学无法解释的诡异事件。 The bosses in S County Hotel arrived at the mental institution to inspect couple days ago, the case integrates the system, quick is screened by the Treasure's Lustre Group internal intelligent system, therefore the duty distributed nearest Li Xianyu, making him verify the situation. S县大酒店的老板前几天到精神病院检查,病例纳入系统,很快就被宝泽集团内部的智能系统甄别出来,于是任务派发到距离最近的李羡鱼,让他查明情况。 After San Wu hears the sound, immediately comes out, Great Grandmother in the Li Xianyu repeated calling and urging, is stepping on the slipper, flexure beautiful hair, look ill and weary going out room. 三无听到声音后立刻出来,祖奶奶则在李羡鱼千呼万唤中,踩着拖鞋,挠着秀发,神色恹恹的走出房间。 Great Grandmother is Battle Soul, normally does not need to sleep, but Li Xianyu cannot awaken, Great Grandmother lacks moistening of grandson essence, will wither like the flower. 祖奶奶是战魂,按说是不用睡觉的,但李羡鱼迟迟未能觉醒,祖奶奶缺乏孙儿精气的滋润,就会像花儿一样枯萎。 The women cannot leave moistening of man eventually, cannot leave the sweet dew like the flower. 女人终究离不开男人的滋润,就像花儿离不开甘露。 For serveral days, Great Grandmother stared at Li Xianyu to eat „qiang elder brother yin dao weng” daily capsule, and other Li Xianyu energy restored, she attracted one. 这些天,祖奶奶天天盯着李羡鱼吃“勥昆烎菿奣”胶囊,就等李羡鱼精力恢复,她就吸一口。 When two people come out, Li Xianyu said: „Just the company sent the duty to me.” 等两人出来,李羡鱼道:“刚刚公司发了任务给我。” He the duty details said listens simply to two people, several days ago, the bosses in S County Hotel go to the mental institution to receive a medical examination, he doctor told oneself are having the same dream consecutively for several days, in the dream has a man to grab his foot, said that must break his leg. In the morning when wakes up, on his leg inexplicable are many silt azure trace, the doctor thought that his pressure is too possibly big, had/left the slight illusion, silt azure on leg is pinches. 他把任务详情简单说给两人听,几天前,S县酒店的老板去精神病院就诊,他跟医生说自己连续好几天都在做同一个梦,梦中有一个男人抓着他的脚,说要把他腿打断。早上醒来时,他腿上莫名的多出淤青痕迹,医生觉得他可能压力太大,出了轻微幻觉,腿上的淤青是自己掐出来的。 But the taking medicine treatment has not made him get rid of the nightmare, the redundant dreamland is continuing, the silt that on the leg was pinched are blue getting more and more. Boss last time, was yesterday by the family member forcefully taking away hospital time, has entirely not believed the doctor, he believes that oneself was pestered by the ghost, and in constant anxiety. 但服药治疗并没有让他摆脱噩梦,重复的梦境在继续,腿上被人掐出的淤青越来越多。老板最后一次,也就是昨天被家人强行带去医院的时候,已经完全不相信医生了,他坚信自己被鬼纠缠,并惶惶不可终日。 The case by the intelligent system capture of Treasure's Lustre Group, the system preliminary determination is resentful spirit causes trouble, then delegated to give nearest blood descendant intern Li Xianyu. 病例被宝泽集团的智能系统捕捉,系统初步判定是怨灵作祟,然后委派给了距离最近的血裔实习生李羡鱼。 According to the material, the custom that the boss has not sleepwalked, the silt that every morning on the leg comes out fully explained the strangeness of event azure. 根据资料来看,老板并没有梦游的习惯,每天早上腿上多出来的淤青足以说明事件的诡异。 Li Xianyu has seen my late mother of boss, he thought that is the old mother is haunted by the ghost most likely. 李羡鱼是见过老板的亡母的,他觉得十有八九就是老母亲阴魂不散。 The Li Xianyu issue could not have thought through ..... 只是李羡鱼还有一个问题想不通..... „If his deceased mother entanglement, the thing in why dream is a man?” He is frowning, looks to Great Grandmother and San Wu, hopes that they give an opinion. “如果是他已故的母亲纠缠,那为什么梦中的东西是个男人？”他皱着眉头,看向祖奶奶和三无,希望他们给点意见。 San Wu very decisive shaking the head: „Does not understand.” 三无很果断的摇摇头:“不懂。” „Doesn't understand?” “不懂？” „Preliminary, does not contact.” San Wu serious say/way. “低级,不接触。”三无一本正经道。 What she meant was that resentful spirit this type small strange, was never installed the large size to pay attention to by my such full Jishen. 她的意思是怨灵这种小怪,从来不被我这样的满级神装大号放在眼里。 Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“……” He looks again to Great Grandmother, Great Grandmother is playing the finger, sees the great-grandson to cast the earnest vision, remembering the good and evil is Great Grandmother, then the straight sitting posture, the analysis said: The situation that „resentful spirit falls asleep is very common, after going to sleep, the body function drops, was invaded by the evil spirits easily, resentful spirit has the weakness, regards the resentment to decide, they injure someone usually are because had the causes and effects, but also has ominously specially, injuring someone purely is the instinct. Un, is this.” 他再看向祖奶奶,祖奶奶正玩手指,见曾孙投来殷切的目光,想起自己好歹是祖奶奶,便端正坐姿,分析道:“怨灵入梦的情况很常见,入睡后,身体机能下降,最容易被邪祟入侵,怨灵有强有弱,视怨气而定,它们害人通常是因为生前与人结下了因果,但也有特别的凶的,害人纯粹是本能。嗯,就是这样。” Li Xianyu is listening earnestly, raised the head at a loss: „Ended?” 李羡鱼认真听着,茫然抬头:“完了？” Great Grandmother pecking pecking head: „Is.” 祖奶奶啄啄头:“是的呀。” Li Xianyu: „Your analysis and do this duty have the relations?” 李羡鱼:“请问你的分析和本次任务有关系吗？” Great Grandmother: „You think.” 祖奶奶:“你自己想咯。” „......” “......” One analyzes fiercely like the tiger, real content 250. 一顿分析猛如虎,真实内容二百五。 Said to has not said is the same, what really especially is two pits. 说了跟没说一样,果然特么的是两坑。 Helpless Great Grandmother said: „I lived for 150 years, rarely has to do with resentful spirit.” 祖奶奶无奈道:“我活了一百五十年哦,很少和怨灵打交道。” San Wu echoes: „Preliminary.” 三无附和:“低级。” Is the large size that two full Jishen installs, ridiculing my not new village? 两位满级神装的大号,在嘲笑我这个没出新手村的？ Li Xianyu was quite a little worried about own future. 李羡鱼对自己的未来颇有点担心。 By the evening, the weather faded out, Li Xianyu receives express, Treasure's Lustre Group mails, inside is together the ID: 到了傍晚,天色渐暗,李羡鱼收到一个快递,宝泽集团寄来的,里面是一块身份牌: Physician-in-charge: Li Xianyu 主治医生:李羡鱼 The second mental institution! 第二精神病院！ This is duty item, gave him to involve the status of event reasonably. 这个是任务道具,给了他合理介入事件的身份。 Nowadays, is not you knocks others main house gates, installed to be as deep as a well saying: benefactor, mumble the family/home was haunted scattering, making go to help you receive the ghost! 这年头,不是你敲开人家的家门,装高深莫测说:施主,哝家闹鬼了撒,让阿拉进去帮你收鬼！ Can enter the residents casually. 就能随便进入民宅。 Others only meet the spittle to spurt your face: Rolls the calf, brain watt. 人家只会唾沫星子喷你一脸:滚犊子嘞,脑子瓦特了吧。 item has received, Li Xianyu silently the charm amulet that buys the Grandmaster who has left blank the net to hang in the neck, the copper coin sword that the red line establishes contacts ties up on the arm, fishes out two garlic to hold in the pocket from the kitchen again, he is well satisfied, felt own stick dá. 道具已收到,李羡鱼默默的把网购的大师开过光的护身符挂在脖子里,红线串连的铜钱剑绑在手臂上,再从厨房摸出两把大蒜揣兜里,他心满意足,觉得自己棒棒哒。 „Are these every thing useful?” Great Grandmother scoffs to say with a smile “这些凡物有什么用？”祖奶奶嗤笑道 Li Xianyu said: „I like you, I am not only an average person quite cut down, has you to accompany, I do not court death.” 李羡鱼道:“我又不像你们,我只是个普通人好伐,要不是有你们陪着,我才不去找死。” The Great Grandmother eyeball „rumble” a revolution, disguises dozen of yawn: „This small duty, San Wu follows on the line, I return to the room to sleep.” 祖奶奶眼珠“咕噜”一转,假装打哈欠:“这种小任务,三无跟着去就行啦,我回房睡觉。” San Wu is pointing at Great Grandmother suddenly, said: „She was afraid.” 三无突然指着祖奶奶,说:“她害怕了。” „You come back.” Li Xianyu is carrying her collar, entrains, is staring at the attractive big eye of Great Grandmother, a face doubt: „Were you afraid?” “你回来。”李羡鱼拎着她的衣领,生生拽回来,盯着祖奶奶的漂亮的大眼睛,一脸狐疑:“你害怕了？” „I do not have.” Great Grandmother quibbled. “我没有。”祖奶奶狡辩。 San Wu said firmly: „She has.” 三无坚定道:“她有。” Li Xianyu sinking sound said: „You fear anything, resentful spirit is not very low level, you are not a big shot, you instigated, I must follow to instigate.” 李羡鱼沉声道:“你怕什么,怨灵不是很低级么,你不是大佬么,你这么怂,我也要跟着怂的。” Great Grandmother stares wickedly San Wu, this miss brain is sick, trivial resentful spirit were solved was good, must draw me to launch. 祖奶奶恶狠狠瞪了眼三无,这姑娘脑子有病吧,区区怨灵自己去解决就好了,非要拉我下水。 San Wu drew a wave of hatred relied on the strength. 三无凭实力拉了一波仇恨。 Great Grandmother „aiya”, does not work loose his hand patiently, plausible: „It is not you have not made every effort to succeed, before Great Grandmother me , although is the dignified person, but I do not have the strength now, by seal, resentful spirit, although does not have the style, may bully me is ready proper, do I do to collect to look the face to punch.” 祖奶奶“哎呀”一声,不耐烦的挣脱他的手,振振有词:“还不是你不争气,祖奶奶我以前虽然是体面人,可我现在没战力了呀,都被封印了呀,怨灵虽然没格调,可欺负我是妥妥的,我干嘛自己把脸凑过去找揍啊。” Li Xianyu one startled: „Yes, that Great Grandmother can you die?” 李羡鱼一惊:“是哦,那祖奶奶你会不会死？” Great Grandmother happily said: „That, will not most return to the bead the training, Battle Soul does not refuse stubbornly to extinguish, but was fierce.” 祖奶奶得意道:“那倒不会,最多回珠子里修养,战魂不死不灭,可厉害了。” Li Xianyu relaxes, entrains her to walk toward out of the door: „That is good, encounters the danger to lose to work as the meat shield you.” 李羡鱼松了口气,拽着她就往门外走:“那就好,遇到危险把你丢出去当肉盾。” Great Grandmother is angry, is digging the buttocks shifts focus resistance, while knocks the Li Xianyu head, „I do not go to me not to go.” 祖奶奶大怒,一边撅着屁股调整重心反抗,一边敲李羡鱼脑袋,“我不去我不去。” But was pulled off the gate by Li Xianyu forcefully. 但被李羡鱼硬生生拖出了门。 San Wu unemotional following in them behind. 三无面无表情的跟在他们身后。 Li Xianyu walked several steps, turns head fiercely: „San Wu, forgot to close the door.” 李羡鱼走了几步,猛回头:“三无,忘记关门了。” San Wu: „.” 三无:“哦。” Turns around, closes. 转身,关门。