„Name?” “姓名？” „Huai Shi.” “槐诗。” „Age?” “年龄？” „17.” “十七。” „Very young.” “很年轻啊。” In the offices of some years, sits in opposite ‚ kitten ‚ is looking at carefully Huai Shi. 有些年头的办公室里,坐在对面的‘小猫‘端详着槐诗。 Exactly said, is middle-aged man of a wrap/sets in rag doll is right, that rag doll does not know how long had not washed dirty, moreover appearance that the user has not treasured slightly, sits is smoking in inside, once for a while finds out a hand to shoot the cigarette ash from the mouth of kitten. 确切的说,是一个套在布偶里的中年男人才对,那一身布偶不知道多久没洗了脏兮兮的,而且使用者丝毫没有爱惜的样子,坐在里面抽着烟,时不时从小猫的嘴里探出一只手来弹烟灰。 Therefore, the curling smog braved from the two eyeballs of kitten. 于是,袅袅烟雾就从小猫的两个眼珠子下面冒了出来。 Mother, this was must become an immortal...... 妈耶,这是要成仙了么…… Since he goes to this place, depended on the chest card to be taken into this office directly, is accepting this in the Kitten Paradise signboard was long touches same ‚ kitten ‚ the interview of manager. 自从他来到这个地方之后,就靠着胸卡直接被人带进了这个办公室里,接受着这个和小猫乐园的招牌上长得一摸一样的‘小猫‘经理的面试。 Huai Shi looked to cover entirely the table of room. 槐诗看了看布满屋子的桌子。 Also looked at the top of the head to proliferate the electric lamp bulb of spider web, in the corner the trash of that pile of fast food food, in the faint sweat, could not bear turn very quiet. 又看了看头顶遍布蛛网的电灯泡,还有角落里那一堆速食食品的垃圾,在隐隐的汗臭里,忍不住屏住呼吸。 Always thought that this broken amusement park must go out of business! 总觉得这破游乐园要倒闭了啊！ Comes to here to work promising really? 来这里工作真的有前途么？ Really cannot comprehend this duty outcome what's the matter. 实在搞不懂这个任务究竟是怎么回事儿。 The kitten looked at carefully half-day Huai Shi, suddenly came one: „Why small age cannot think that responds?” 小猫端详了半天槐诗,忽然来了一句:“小小年纪干嘛那么想不开来应聘啊？” „?” Huai Shi is dumbfounded. “啊？”槐诗目瞪口呆。 Heard that the Yingzhou person is very abnormal, interview time must ask that many cunning issues, his also prepared many answers all the way, the result has not thought that the front surface throws such a. 听说瀛洲人特别变态,面试的时候要问很多刁钻的问题,他这一路上还准备了不少答案呢,结果没想到迎面抛出来这么一句。 He has no way to meet. 他没法接啊。 „, I am indifferent.” “嘛,我是无所谓啦。” The kitten is smoking, searched to intend to shoot cigarette ash from the mouth, seemed an old salt fish: „According to the result that and that group of fellows discussed that takes the person who the chest card is responding to we not to reject, therefore you were not necessary to worry that we did not enroll you...... everyone to like and dream in any case work, even had/left the injury on job we is not responsible.” 小猫抽着烟,又从嘴里探出手来弹了一下烟灰,好似一条老咸鱼:“按照和那群家伙商量的结果,拿着胸卡过来应聘的人我们都不会拒绝,所以你大可不必担心我们不录取你……反正大家都是为了爱和梦想来工作,就算出了工伤我们也不会负责的。” Hey, were you say anything not to have the words of conscience very much naturally specially! 喂,你是不是很理所当然地说出了什么特别没良心的话啊！ „Greatly hot zenith the thick rag doll work is being the potluck, even cannot take off by the thermal blooming, will otherwise frighten the little friend. A day 18 hours of high-intensity work as well as must deal with problem-making of arbitrary guest, less than 30 years old are tired a Profession sickness, but cry to squeeze out the smile to realize the desire of customers, this is the pure cream taste of staff this work the little rascal!” “大热天顶着厚厚的布偶工作是家常便饭哦,就算是被热晕了也不能脱下来,否则就会吓到小朋友。一天十八个小时的高强度工作以及要应对蛮横客人的刁难,不到三十岁累出一身职业病,但哭着都要挤出笑脸来实现顾客们的愿望,这才是staff这一份工作的醍醐味啊小鬼！” No, you are only pure in squeezing pitiful ordinary staff! 不,你们只是单纯的在压榨可怜的普通员工而已吧！ „Your luck is quite good, has no need such laboriously.” “不过你运气比较好,用不着这么辛苦。” The kitten pinches out the cigarette butt in the hill of ash-tray, throws a tattered form: „Hirata that little fellow will deliver many fish to come actually occasionally, the person who their family/home recommends should no issue, moreover I thought that on you vicious tendencies soar to the heavens, kill the intent full wild appearance, as if also very competent appearance, yourself select a place.” 小猫在烟灰缸的小山里把烟蒂掐灭,丢过来一张破破烂烂的表格:“平田那小家伙倒是偶尔会送很多鱼过来,他们家推荐的人应该没什么问题,况且我看你身上戾气冲霄,杀意盈野的样子,似乎也很能干的样子,你自己挑个地方吧。” „......” “呃……” Huai Shi looks down several strange work Post, is confused: „Does day thunder to level off hilltops? Giant world? The center of the earth gulf...... this is actually what works?” 槐诗低头看着几个奇怪的工作职位,一头雾水:“天打雷劈山？巨大世界？地心深坑……这究竟是什么工作啊？” „Don't you know?” “你不知道么？” Helpless the tone of kitten : „, According to the views of your outside person, should call it the resurrecting match. 小猫的语气无奈起来,:“啊,按照你们外面的人的说法,应该称之为复活赛吧。 The outsider did not speak the custom to make do harebrainedly, was hit to explode by the local faction, but also without dying was delivered to here unified, watched our performances, un, right, your performance. ” 冒冒失失地外来人不讲规矩乱搞,然后被本地的帮派打爆,还没死掉的就统一被送到这里来,观看我们的表演,恩,对,你的表演。” „Then?” Huai Shi asked: „I play a zither | Jean, a performance program, then did everyone pass happily happy day?” “然后呢？”槐诗问:“我拉个琴,表演个节目,然后大家开开心心的度过美好一天？” „Is this...... must blame!” “就是这样……才怪吧！” „The duty of tourist, is so-called making merry.” The kitten sneers to explain: „ Can within today our amusement park all projects the fellow who stroll, treats as him also to have the qualifications of the time being returning the competition, can let out to continue to do the matter, dies here does not have the means that left the stage thoroughly. “游客的任务呢,就是所谓的吃喝玩乐。”小猫冷笑着解释道:“能在今天之内把我们游乐园所有项目逛完的家伙,就姑且当做他还有重新回到比赛的资格,可以放出去继续搞事情,死在这里的就没有办法啦,彻底退场了。 „My work......” Huai Shi raised not the wonderful premonition. “那我的工作……”槐诗升起了不妙的预感。 „I said is not very clear the little rascal?” “我说的还不够明白么小鬼？” Behind the eye hole of kitten disclosed an evil intention clearly: „ No matter you in what post work, with what means that the performance anything ghost program, did dead in your facility the tourist entirely, the quicker the better, miserably was better, the more better...... 小猫的眼洞后面明明白白地透露出一丝恶意:“不管你在什么岗位工作,用什么办法,表演什么鬼节目,把游客统统在你的场馆内搞死掉,越快越好,越惨越好,越多越好…… This is your work. Your performance is more outstanding, the obtained wage is of higher, the opportunity being promoted are more. I explained enough clear? ” 这就是你的工作啦。你的业绩越优秀,得到的薪水就越高,升职的机会就越多。我解释的足够清楚了吗？” „......” “呃……” Huai Shi asked the last question, „, if I were killed?” 槐诗问出了最后一个问题,“要是我被弄死了呢？” „Your qualifying must let the person tourist.” “那你的参赛资格就要让人游客咯。” The kitten shrugs, then lifted the rag doll cat claw to pound on the table, approached, an elder brother's tone: „, Since you receive the chest card that I sent, for the time being was counted me is the staff of recruitment, let alone the senior did not lead you. Not to have occupied the good place while the person of that crowd of small table, choosing a best position, I have a look......” 小猫耸肩,然后抬起布偶的猫爪拍了拍桌子,凑近了来,一副老大哥的语气:“呐,既然你收了我发出去的胸卡,姑且就算作我是招聘的员工了,别说前辈不带你。趁着那群小表子的人还没把好地方占完,给选个最好的位置,我看看啊……” He lowers the head to look at carefully the map on form, puts out a hand suddenly, a racket: „Here, here best, more than ten senior staff can appoint to you.” 他低头端详着表格上的地图,猛然伸手,一拍:“就这里了,这里最好,还有十几个老员工可以指派给你。” „Evil Spirit...... old castle?” “恶灵……古堡？” Huai Shi read out on the map one word at a time the meaning of serial number, raised the head to ask: „In other words...... can I operate the haunted house?” 槐诗一字一顿地读出了地图上编号的含义,抬头问:“也就是说……我要经营鬼屋？” „Right.” “对。” The kitten was very satisfied to he understanding, points at him saying: „You have a terrifying room!” 小猫对他如此上道的理解很满意,指着他说:“你有一座恐怖屋！” „......” “……” Why does not know, always thought that he spoke any extraordinary words probably. 不知道为什么,总觉得他好像说了什么了不得的话。 Book of Fate felt that the terrifying aura in that words, shivered subtly. 就连命运之书都感觉到那话语中的恐怖气息,微妙地颤动了起来。 „Doesn't like this name?” “不喜欢这个称呼么？” The kitten doubts looked at his one eyes, „that good, trades one...... the operation so to be strange the fearful place to you, called you surreptitiously......” 小猫疑惑地看了他一眼,“那好吧,给你换一个……运营这么诡异可怕的地方,就叫你诡秘之……” „Wait!” “等等！” Book of Fate shook fiercely, Huai Shi raised hand hastily: „Trades one again.” 命运之书抖得更厉害了,槐诗连忙举手:“再换一个。” „This is not good, that is not good, your fellow is really difficult to do, since you enter the duty officially, called you full-time employment high......” “这也不行,那也不行,你这个家伙真难搞诶,既然你正式入职的话,就叫你全职高……” „Don't big brother you do me the line?” “大哥你别搞我了行么？” „That superfluous......” “那赘……” „No matter superfluous anything, where can have the relations with me!” “甭管赘什么,哪里跟我扯得上关系啊！” „, I also think that you married into the wife's household Hirata to come, now looks like, lost/carrying man (Han)?” “啊,我还以为你入赘平田家了来着,如今看来,岂不是负汉？” „Please do not substitute the dregs male role to be good me arbitrarily? Also, you were getting more and more excessive!” “请不要擅自把我代入渣男角色好么？还有,你越来越过分了！” „Good good.” “好吧好吧。” Kitten flexure chin, helpless sighed: „Since you do not want, I do not mind others' business.” 小猫挠着下巴,无奈叹息:“既然你不愿意,我也不多管闲事了。” Saying, he does not be excessive, looked that to Huai Shi side that by oneself little brother and he neglected very for a long time ‚ big brother ‚, said careless „as for you......” 说着,他别过头,看向槐诗身旁那位被自己小弟和他忽略了很久的‘大哥‘,漫不经心地说道“至于你……” Saying, his words, is on the rise suddenly. 说着,他话语一顿,忽然抬头。 Looked at carefully the Yuan Zhao appearance, the kitten was holding breath a cold air/Qi, resembling was shocking: „Has the person of this talent, was really many years has not met!” 端详着原照的样子,小猫倒吸了一口冷气,似是震惊:“有这种天分的人,真是很多年都没有遇到了！” „Un?” “嗯？” Yuan Zhao stares, but is quick, the eyebrow then shoulders slowly. 原照一愣,可很快,眉毛便缓缓地挑起。 He knows, the capital of oneself uncut jade is really earth-shaking, opposite this does not know that was anything's demons and monsters is shocked. 他就知道,自己璞玉之资实在是太惊天动地,就连对面这个不知道是什么的妖魔鬼怪都被震惊到了。 The cat is looking at carefully him, said seriously: „Can look, should you be very experienced to the use of long weapon?” 猫端详着他,严肃地说道:“看得出来,你应该对长兵器的使用很有经验吧？” „That is! The cold glow first, does the spear/gun have such as the dragon to know later?!” “那是！一点寒芒先到,随后枪出如龙知道么？！” „Is so fierce?” “这么厉害？” Kitten great happiness: „Speed quick words, strength how?” 小猫大喜:“速度快的话,力气怎么样？” „Is powerful you to know?” Yuan Zhao lifts the thumb, is pointing at own nose: „Said is I!” “强而有力你知道吧？”原照抬起大拇指,指着自己的鼻子:“说的就是我！” In side, always thought that has ghost Huai Shi cannot bear shake the head: After the kitten praised two, this little rascal quickly flutters to the space goes...... really to think the capitalist who this type of bloodless no tears will have the daughter to marry you? 在旁边,总觉得有鬼的槐诗忍不住摇头:被小猫夸了两句之后,这小鬼都快飘到天上去了……真以为这种无血无泪的资本家会有女儿嫁给你吗？ „Young people are really good, later the achievement is limitless!” “年轻人真好啊,以后成就不可限量！” Saying, the cat was mentioning a shovel, forced in the hand of Yuan Zhao, said sincerely: „Visits you to be young, the hands and feet very diligent appearance, remains to shovel the cat sand to me.” 说着,猫提起了一把铲子,塞进了原照的手里,诚恳地说道:“看你年纪轻轻,手脚很勤快的样子,留下来给我铲猫砂吧。” „What?” “啥？” Yuan Zhao takes the shovel, dumbfounded. 原照拿着铲子,目瞪口呆。 „Said that is a little embarrassed, over the two days my a little dysentery, the cat sand amount used many...... cat referred to the hill that that innumerable housefly of out of the window took off and landed with”, „saw that small mound of earth? That is, before your work is the sunset, shovels...... to refuel it, you can.” “说起来有点不好意思,这两天我有点痢疾,猫砂用量用点多……”猫指了指窗外的那一座无数蚊蝇起落的山丘,“看到那一个小土包了吗？那就是,你的工作就是日落之前把它铲完……加油,你可以的。” Saying, waves. 说着,挥手。 Indoor Yuan Zhao does not see suddenly, the next flash, he was then screaming dropped from the clouds from the outside, dropped the cat sand...... 室内的原照忽然不见,下一瞬间,他便尖叫着从室外从天而降,落进了猫砂了…… „Miserable.” “惨哦。” The Huai Shi neck could not bear to the relieving, from the heart sympathized to have this little rascal. 槐诗脖子忍不住向后缩了一下,发自内心地同情起这个小鬼来。 But the kitten has sat on the chair, the very happy place cigarette, threw into the Huai Shi bosom a sign conveniently, waves to shout: „Next!” 而小猫已经坐在了椅子上,美滋滋地点了一根烟,随手把一个牌子丢进了槐诗的怀里,挥手喊道:“下一个！” The gate was shoved open, waited walked outside applicant. 门被推开了,等候在外面的应聘者走了进来。 But these time the faces without Hirata, the tone of kitten becomes impatient: „Being surnamed what is what where comes, what does to work?” 只不过这一次没有了平田家的面子,小猫的语气就变得不耐烦起来:“姓什么叫什么哪儿来的,搞什么工作？” Without the arrival people answered, then hears Huai Shi stunned sound: „How is you!” 没有等到来人回话,便听见槐诗错愕的声音:“怎么是你！” „I also want to ask......” “我还想问呢……” Carries on the arm the young girl of blade to lift the eye to visit him, the corner of the eye twitched: „But, now looks like, we were the competitor, legendary sauce.” 挎刀的少女抬起眼睛看着他,眼角抽搐了一下:“只不过,现在看来,我们就是竞争对手了啊,传奇酱。” Huai Shi smiles, takes up the tag to shake shaking to her: „You must refuel, Kohaku (amber) kisses/intimate.” 槐诗只是笑了笑,拿起胸牌向她晃了晃:“那你就要加油哦,琥珀亲。” The youngster push the door, walked directly. 少年推门而出,径直走了。 When does not need I. 时不待我。 From eight o'clock official ripened fruit garden also one hour, he must go to the working conditions and oneself new subordinate quickly is familiar with, actually no matter this duty is what ghost, but now looks like, only if performance standard, otherwise next step never...... 距离八点钟正式开园还有一个小时,他要赶快去把工作环境和自己的新下属熟悉一下,不管这个任务究竟是什么鬼,但如今看来,除非业绩达标的话,否则下一步就遥遥无期…… Thinks the following opponent with the same participant, Huai Shi is ready to fight, excited . 一想到接下来的对手是和自己一样的参赛者,槐诗就摩拳擦掌,兴奋了起来。. After ten minutes, Huai Shi despaired. 十分钟后,槐诗就绝望了。 Before coming, he is also deliberately considering, oneself this ‚ Castle of Evil Spirits ‚ is calling the broken name, does inside have the mourning corpse? 来之前,他就还寻思着,自己这个‘恶灵古堡‘叫着破名字,难道里面还有丧尸么？ Also real his mother has...... 还真他妈有…… In the decadent amusement park edge, in a tattered old castle, fell completely the dust everywhere, the trace that the finding at everywhere battle and slaughtered, the gloomy aura proliferated everywhere, the cold wind blew, the tattered wooden door then sent out one to make person of ear acid sharp sound intermittently. 就在颓败游乐园的边缘,一座破破烂烂的古堡之中,到处落满了尘埃,随处可见争斗和厮杀的痕迹,阴暗的气息四处扩散,阴风一吹,破烂的木门便发出了一阵阵令人耳酸的尖锐声音。 Seemingly strange and depressing. 看上去诡异又压抑。 Just, in the lounge in old castle peak, actually filled with the aura of salt fish. 只不过,就在古堡顶端的休息室里,却充满了咸鱼的气息。 The love affair said 风月说 Got up, first a chapter, then carries the dog to deliver it to take a bath...... 起了,先更一章,然后扛着狗去送它洗澡……