„.”
“一条。”„90,000.”
“九万。”„Bar!”
“杠!”„Standsstraight!”
“立直!”
A noiselively, more than tenwhole bodiesbring the salt fishmourningcorpse of putrefactive odorto sitin front ofseveraltables, smokesto dig out the footto drink the beer, is playing mahjong, fishy, seems like the society.
一片喧嚣热闹中,十几个浑身带着腐臭味的咸鱼丧尸坐在几张桌子前面,抽烟抠脚喝啤酒,打着麻将,一片乌烟瘴气,看上去社会得不行。SeesHuai Shito come, but alsosomepeopleturn headlooked atone.
看到槐诗进来,还有人回头看了一眼。„, Does the newteam leadercome?”
“啊,新的组长来啦?”„It seems like very youngappearance, endedended, today the performanceis not perhaps good.”
“看上去很年轻的样子啊,完了完了,今天业绩恐怕不行了。”„Does not have the wagesto takein any case, performanceanythingindifferent.”
“反正也没有工资拿,业绩什么的无所谓啦。”„Did mother, youjuststealmysign?”
“妈的,你是不是刚刚偷了我的牌?”„Is thissignyour? Did youcall it onyou?”
“这牌是你的么?你叫它一声它应你么?”„Yourthisfellow, but also is really the shortcominglesson!”
“你这个家伙,还真是缺点教训呐!”„Grandson, come!”
“孙子,来啊!”Greetinghas not fired off, severalmourningcorpsesmade intoonegroupmutually, youextract downwardmyneck, Iyourwaisttrampling, the stump residual limbbroke the human boneto rollplacesuddenly, looked at the Huai Shieyeballto fall.
招呼还没打完,几个丧尸就互相打成了一团,你把我的脖子拔下来,我把你的腰给踹断,一时间残肢断骸滚了一地,看得槐诗眼珠子都掉下来了。Alsoreallyallhas the unique skill!
还真是个个有绝活啊!Thisguys, feared that does not take a beatingspeciallyhere, hitscannot kill......
这哥儿几个,怕不是专门在这里挨揍的,这么打都打不死……Good and evilgroup of peoplealsoknow the custom, afterfiring off, cameto knowwithHuai Shi, confessedownworkPost, expressed anything youtoldmomentarily, could completeusto look at the situation, been able to completedo not think......
好歹这群人还知道规矩,在打完之后,一个个过来跟槐诗认识了一下,交代了一下自己的工作职位,表示有什么事儿您随时吩咐,完得成咱们看情况,完不成的您就别想了……In the corner, twomourningcorpsesare reading the pornographic magazine, is chattingmutually: „Sandunokawamostwas newly-opened a marbleshop, after getting off work, togetherhowhas a look?”
角落里,还有两个丧尸在看着色情杂志,互相聊着天:“三途川最新开了一家弹珠店,下班之后一起去看看怎么样?”„It is not good, principlechildtwo dayswas not healthy, Imustbringtwojin (0.5 kg)fresh meatto go back.”
“不行啦,理子这两天身体不舒服,我得多带两斤鲜肉回去。”„Was pregnant?”
“又怀孕了吗?”„Yes, third.”
“是啊,第三个了。”„Congratulations, congratulates......”
“恭喜,恭喜……”Huai Shilistenedto suspect the lifesimply, godhis motherwas pregnant, the big brotheryouwere the mourningcorpse!槐诗听了简直怀疑人生,神他妈怀孕,大哥你是丧尸诶!Thattwopeoplechattedjubilantly.
那两个人却聊得兴高采烈。„Tarouthis yearfouryears old.”
“太郎今年已经四岁了吧。”„Yes.” The fat peoplelose the corpseturn headto looktoHuai Shi, „hasn't team leaderyoulooked atmy family'sgroup photo?”
“是啊。”胖子丧尸回头望向槐诗,“组长你还没看我家的合影吧?”Saying, puts out the picture of wifeandchildlookedtohimfrom the pocket,„the presentwas fat, Iam thintimeis notthis, youlooked,Ismilehappily.”
说着,从口袋里拿出老婆和小孩儿的照片给他看,“现在胖了,我瘦的时候可不是这样,你看,我笑得多开心。”Huai Shifixes the eyes onlooked,sawin the picturecoupleis huggingtwoblackcoalsamechildren.槐诗定睛一看,看到照片上夫妻两个抱着两个黑炭一样地小孩。„......”
“……”Ended the calf, thisgroup of colleagueswere unreliable......
完犊子了,这群同事根本靠不住啊……Quickexplosion that Huai Shihas a headache about.槐诗头疼的快爆炸了。In the booth such a group of teammates, howhit!
摊上这么一群队友,怎么打啊!Cometimehehas looked at the regulations, Castle of Evil Spiritsthisprojectcansupportfourtouriststo playonetime, present rangeripened fruit gardenalsoa halfhours...... wait for the campusto openin other words, Huai Shiturned intofourpeople of transcriptionbossto wait for the personto brushimmediately.
来的时候他看过条例了,恶灵古堡这个项目可以一次支持四名游客有玩,现在距离开园还有半个小时……也就是说等园区一开,槐诗立马就变成了一个四人副本的boss来等人刷。Even ifSublimatoralsofour of oneflock of weakchickens, mustcapsizeagainincautiously, finallyalsospreads such a crowd of brokengadget, thiswhereisworks, thisdelivers a minute/share of young lad!
哪怕一群再弱鸡的升华者也有四个呢,一不小心就要翻船,结果还摊上这么一群破玩意儿,这哪里是打工,这是送分童子吧!Huai Shisighed, askedeventuallyearnestly: „Howyouusuallydeliver...... cough cough, howto work?”槐诗叹了口气,终究还是认真地问道:“你们平时是怎么送……咳咳,怎么工作的啊?”
The forefrontmourningcorpseraises handto reply: „Sitsin the location, when the personcomes, bitestwo, do not let the personrundiligently.”
最前面的丧尸举手回答:“坐在工位上,等人进来,上去咬两口,努力别让人跑了。”
It seems like the workalsogood, Huai Shinods, asked a question:
看上去工作态度都还行,槐诗点了点头,又问了一个问题:„If by some chanceran?”
“万一跑了呢?”Anothermourningcorpseraises hand: „Thattakes a seatnext.”
另一个丧尸举手:“那就坐回来等下一个。”Ok, thisis the dog......
行吧,这都是狗吗……„Itry to find the solution.”
“我想想办法。”Huai Shiflexure the hair, is using the brainsdiligently, rovesincastle.槐诗挠着头发,努力开动脑筋,在古堡里转来转去。Mustspeak the atmospherewords, but alsook, trap, althoughhackneyed stuff a point, but can also usereluctantly, varioustypes of branch roads and sam doorsdoalsodecent, can be called the labyrinthactually.
要说气氛的话,还ok,陷阱虽然都老套了一点,但还都勉强能用,各种岔路和假门做得也像模像样,倒是称得上迷宫。Butcannot block the person......
但拦不住人啊……Huai Shicaptured, comes back, is looking at carefully the salt fishmourningcorpses in lounge, suddenlyasked: „Losing the corpsecanfall ill?”槐诗兜了一圈,回来,端详着休息室里的咸鱼丧尸们,忽然问:“丧尸会生病么?”„Un?”Loses the corpsesto look all aroundstunnedeach other, simultaneous/uniformsimultaneous/uniformshakes the head: „...... Will not dieafter all, so manyyearsevencatch coldhave not had.”
“嗯?”丧尸们错愕地环顾着彼此,齐齐摇头:“不会诶……毕竟都死了嘛,这么多年连感冒都没有过。”„Thatsentimentis good.”
“那感情好。”
The Huai Shilookshoneimmediately, looked that thisheremore than tensmoketo dig out the salt fishmourningcorpse that the footplays cards, looks that probablymore than tennutritiousculture dishes are the same.槐诗的眼神顿时亮了起来,看这这里十几个抽烟抠脚打牌的咸鱼丧尸,就好像看着十几个营养丰富的培养皿一样。Thinks, hepinched a ironcupconveniently, the generalbeer mugis so big, thenpulls out the knifeto shear the hand, looksoneselfbring the faintazurebloodcrash-bangcrash-bang the class/flowto go , after similar, wipedselectedSilver Blood Potionto work as the band-aid.
想了一下,他随手捏了一个铁质的杯子,大概啤酒杯那么大,然后掏出刀子割手,看着自己带着隐隐青色的血哗啦哗啦地流进去,差不多了之后抹了点银血药剂当创可贴。Happen to the road that hecomes the treeknocked, hadto snack to allay hungerexcessively, whengave blood.
正好他来的路上树磕多了,有点补过头,就当献血了。Fullonecupbrings the blood of ominousaurato ripplein the cupgently, underHuai Shidoes not count the costelementiumto instill intoto changerapidly, strain that the innumerablenaked eyesare difficultto seecrazyfromgrows......
满满一杯的带着不祥气息的血液在杯子里轻轻荡漾着,在槐诗不计工本的源质灌输之下迅速地变化起来,无数肉眼难见的菌株疯狂自其中生长开来……Huai Shiwas for fear that insufficient, rubstwotribulation ashto scatter, making the liquid of cupchangedidinstantaneouslyjet black.槐诗生怕不够,搓了两把劫灰撒进去,令杯子的液体瞬间变作了漆黑。Finally, pulled outSpear of Pity, scattereddozensCronebloodto go.
最后,又掏出了悲悯之枪,撒了几十克龙血进去。
That brushes.
刷的一声。
The blood in entirecupis instantaneously turbulent, seemsboilskeepsbraving the bubblegenerally.
整个杯子里的血液瞬间动荡起来,好似沸腾一般不停地冒着泡。„Drinks, thisismyCoke.”
“喝吧,这是我的快乐水。”Huai Shitakes up the cup, placestheirfront, shows the smile: „Come, hurry up, person, drinkingwas joyful.”槐诗拿起杯子来,放在他们的面前,露出微笑:“来,快点,一人一口,喝了就快乐了。”Numerousmourningcorpsesunderinstigation of Huai Shi, seemed likethisare notveryjoyfulCokerinsedin the belly, theninstantaneousjoyful.
众多丧尸在槐诗的怂恿之下,纷纷把这看上去就不是很快乐的快乐水灌进了肚子里去,然后瞬间快乐了起来。„, Ifelt the strength!!!”
“哦哦哦,我感受到了力量!!!”„Quitejoyful...... thisis the feeling of growth......”
“好快乐啊……这是成长的感觉……”„I,I...... myrottenwas fiercer!”
“我、我……我烂的更厉害了!”„Iwas many a head......”
“我多了一个脑袋……”Undernearly the gold metallurgytoxicantsamevirusoriginalfluidcatalysis, the instantaneousnumerousmourningcorpsecaughtgreen, seeminglyharmoniousincomparable, the headgrewto botherin abundance.
在近乎炼金毒药一样的病毒原液催化之下,瞬间众多丧尸都染上了一层绿色,看上去和谐无比,头上纷纷长出了蘑菇来。In the moistrottenbody, the strainsare growingjoyfully, seems the dandelionto splitcommonrapidlyspreadstoall around, will lose the corpsesto turn intopoisonouscorpsesinstantaneously.
在潮湿腐烂的躯壳中,菌株们快乐地生长着,好似蒲公英一般迅速地分裂扩散向四周,瞬间将丧尸们变成了一句句毒尸。According to the observation of Huai Shi, the poison of probably everyone alsodifferent, whatAbloodis the elementiumsmallpox, whatBbloodis the Hellflu, all sorts of strange and unusual of oblood, probablyfarmsto be the same, on the headbraves the mushroomunceasingly, on a head that loses the corpsegrew the sunflower......
根据槐诗的观测,好像每个人的毒都还不一样,a型血的是源质天花,b型血的是地狱流感,o型血的则千奇百怪,好像种地一样,脑袋上不断地冒蘑菇,还有一只丧尸的脑袋上长出了向日葵来……In the temporarytransformation, the timehas passedfast.
就在短暂的蜕变中,时间已经飞快地流逝。In an instant, outsideresoundedwarningsound, several minutes later, ‚tourist’mustenter preschool, the gamewill soon start......
转眼之间,外面响起了警报的声音,再过几分钟,‘游客’们就要入园了,游戏即将开始……„Ok, spunked up, went to workwent to work!”
“好了,打起精神来,上班了上班了!”Huai Shiwas urgingthatcrowd of listlessmourningcorpsesarrivequicklyprepareto work, „wherestillremembersyourjobs?”槐诗催促着那群没精打采的丧尸赶快到准备干活儿,“还记得你们的工作岗位在哪儿么?”„Iinlibrary.”
“我在藏书室。”„Iinkitchen.”
“我在厨房。”„Igo to the hall.”
“我去大厅。”„Igoto strollcasually......”
“我去随便逛逛……”
The mourningcorpsesare towing the stepslowly, moved toward the deep place of old castleworn out, tofinally, the loungein is only left over the lastskinnyoldmourningcorpsealsoto siton the chair.
一个一个的丧尸慢悠悠地拖着步子,有气无力地走向了古堡的深处,到最后,休息室里只剩下最后一个瘦骨伶仃的老丧尸还坐在椅子上。Inallmourningcorpsesishimto be rottenespeciallyfiercely, the meatwas aboutto fall out or off entirely, looksagedly, was the mourningcorpse, might as wellsaid that was a skeleton, bumpedsimplybreaks......
所有丧尸里就属他烂得尤其厉害,肉都快掉光了,看着老态龙钟,与其说是丧尸,还不如说是骷髅呢,简直一碰就散架……Alsowent to worktothisdegree, simplyis the diligentlovepostSir!
都到这种程度了还来上班,简直是勤奋爱岗啊大爷!Huai Shiwas full of the aweandadmireslooked athisoneeyes, asked: „What are youare responsible formaking?”槐诗饱含敬畏和佩服地看了他一眼,问道:“你是负责做什么的?”
The oldmourningcorpseka-beng ka-bengraised the head, revealsoneto flatter the smilestiffly, liftedin the hand that 80years ago newspaper: „Read...... the report......”
老丧尸嘎嘣嘎嘣地抬头,僵硬地露出一个讨好地笑脸,抬起了手里那一张八十年前的报纸:“读……报……”Ok.
行吧。
The corner of the eye of Huai Shitwitched, howto loseamong the corpsesalsoto have the officehumiliates, the black heartcapitalistis really fearful......槐诗的眼角抽搐了一下,怎么丧尸之间也有办公室欺凌的吗,黑心资本家真可怕啊……
The words saying that the uncle such bigagealsostood the postto do, has the workto take! Every dayherereads the newspaperveryboredalso!
话说老大爷了这么大年纪了还站着岗位干什么啊,有没有工作拿!每天在这里看报纸也很无聊的吧!Hesighed, referred to the table: „Youstay here.”
他叹了口气,指了指桌子:“那你留在这里吧。”„What to do do somepeople...... come in......?”
“有人……进来……怎么办?”Huai Shilooked at carefullyhimquite a while, althoughis longveryfearfully, but how to see that does not seem like the appearance that canhit, feared that did not rushis trampled a footto breakat the scene.槐诗端详了他半天,虽然长得很可怕,但怎么看都不像是很能打的样子诶,怕不是一冲上去被踹一脚就当场散架了。When the time comes the playerlive broadcastbeats savagely the old person, is the human calamity...... liftssimplyis unharmonious.
到时候参赛选手直播暴打老人,简直是人间惨剧……抬不和谐了。„Youplay...... the mahjongwiththem.”
“那你就跟他们打……麻将呗。”Huai Shi thought that alsomovedoneset of mahjongto cometohim, no matterwere useful, for the time beingtreated as the idea of deploying troops to decoy the enemy.槐诗想了一下,又给他搬了一套麻将过来,甭管有没有用,姑且当做疑兵之计。In order tocomplementatmosphere, but alsothathad the humidifiers of someyearsalsoto give the stopper the indoortohisbuttocks, putseveraltribulation ash, after inserting the electricity, curledGray Mistto raisefrom the oldmourningcorpsemouthslowly, at first sightwithascending to heaven.
为了映衬气氛,还把室内那一具有些年头的加湿器也给塞到了他屁股底下,放了几把劫灰,插上电之后,袅袅灰雾就从老丧尸嘴里缓缓升起,乍一看跟升天似的。In the gloomyterrifying, filled with the bossaura!
阴森恐怖之中,充满了boss的气息!„Unevenwork!”
“齐活儿!”Huai Shipattedclapping, is listening respectfully tooutside the castlegradually the urgentalarm sound, waved, dropped the electric power switch in lounge, suddenly, the darknessraided, embezzledall.槐诗拍了拍手,聆听着城堡之外渐渐紧迫的警报声,挥手,落下了休息室里的电闸,瞬息间,黑暗袭来,吞没了一切。
Only the front door of castleopens wideloudly.
只有城堡的大门轰然洞开。During the moan of mourningcorpses, Castle of Evil Spirits, was open for businessofficially.
在丧尸们的呻吟之中,恶灵古堡,正式开张了。Nextflickers, the innumerableperson's shadowsdrop from the clouds
下一瞬,无数人影从天而降【Resurrectingdutyineighthours, entryKitten Paradise.】
【复活任务八小时内,通关小猫乐园。】【Entryreward: Restores the qualifying, otherrewardspleaseexplore】
【通关奖励:恢复参赛资格,其余奖励请自行探索】In a flash, several thousandis screamingwaking upinSublimator that in the nightmareperishes, discoveredoneselfstoodabove the square.
一瞬间,数千名在噩梦之中沉沦的升华者尖叫着醒来,发现自己站在了广场之上。In the 1st daysuffered the participants who left the stagebydrawingthisspeciallyforParadise that in the resurrectingmatchprepared, becomes one of the innumerabletourists.
在第一日就惨遭退场的参赛者们被拉到了这个专门为复活赛所准备的乐园之中,成为了无数游客之一。
The innumerableinformationpoured into theirconsciousnessfrom the systempanel......
紧接着无数信息就从系统面板之中灌入了他们的意识里……
The secondopportunityandon an opportunity.
第二次机会和更上一层的机遇。Tothisgroup of loserstomanaging the participant of Paradiseproject, this is worthbettingallchallengeswithout a doubt.
不论是对这群失败者还是对主持乐园项目的参赛者而言,毫无疑问这都是值得赌上一切的挑战。Cannon fodder in whichprojectis differentcrashes from these clashestofrontfor a whilecasually, inovercoming an obstacleperson, as long ashas the brainbasicallyremainssame place, graspedtimerapid readerto readin the handthatthickprojectintroductionbook, startedto screen itself to choose the overcoming an obstacleproject that carefully.
不同于那些第一时间冲到前面随便冲进哪一个项目里的炮灰,闯关者中但凡有脑子的人基本上都留在原地,抓紧时间一目十行地读起了手里那一本厚厚的项目介绍书,开始仔细筛选起了自己所要选择的闯关项目。In the book, insidecontainedinKitten Paradiseall‚amusement’projectintroducedbriefly,
在书里,里面包含了小猫乐园中所有‘游乐’项目的简略介绍,According to the difficulty of playingprojectis different, entryParadise the condition that needsis also different, some difficultprojectsonlyneedone to go through customs, but after certainwas labelledason the project of lowdifficultythreatusuallyneedsto capture/raidfourtofive, canaccumulate the progress bar that enoughgoes through customsto need.
根据游玩项目的难度不同,通关乐园的所需要的条件也不一样,有的高难度项目只需要一个就能够通关,而某些被标注为上低难度威胁的项目往往需要攻略四到五个之后,才能攒够通关所需的进度条。Hasovercoming an obstacle of boldness because of one's skill the handthento flingto act, only thenthreefastchallengetickets, slightlycrossed the participant of frontlining updirectly, locked the toughestdayto thunderto level off hilltops, center of the earthgulfanddeathroller coasterwait/etcprojects, the intentionrisk reduction, a entry.
有艺高人胆大的闯关者起手便甩出了手中只有三张的快速挑战票,直接略过了前面排队的参赛者,锁定了难度最高的天打雷劈山、地心深坑和死亡过山车等等项目,意图减少风险,一次通关。After alllifeonly thenonetime, even ifthreat degreelowproject, whenfacingto occupy the president who benefitsto have the possibility of turning over, is far less thanto accomplish the whole task at one stroke.
毕竟生命只有一次,哪怕威胁度再低的项目,在面对占据地利的主持者时都有翻车的可能,远不如毕其功于一役。
When somepeopleseeintroductionbookrearthatline of commonsmall characters, the eyeshoneinstantaneously.
而当有人看到介绍书最后面那一行不起眼的小字时,眼睛瞬间亮了起来。
After killing the president, not only can obtain the qualifying, but can also inherit the entryprogressandallequipment of president?
杀死主持者之后,不但能够得到参赛资格,还能够继承主持者的通关进度和所有装备?Quick, duringall sorts ofmeasurements and balances, Challengerorconfidentorfills with the path that stepped itselfto chooseanxiously.
很快,在种种计量和权衡之中,挑战者们或是信心十足或是满怀不安地踏上了自己所选择的道路。
The stream of people that asboilsfires into all directions, a Kitten Paradiseas ifbloodymeat grinder, startedslowly.
随着沸腾的人流冲向四面八方,小猫乐园仿佛一座血腥的绞肉机,缓缓开动了起来。Inindistinctwail that transmitsunceasingly, under the gray-blacksky, herejust likechanged to the devil's lair.
在不断传来的隐约哀鸣中,灰黑色的天空之下,此处俨然化作了魔窟。ButHuai Shi, heardsound that pushes the door.
而槐诗,听见了推门的声音。
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