„.” “一条。” „90,000.” “九万。” „Bar!” “杠！” „Stands straight!” “立直！” A noise lively, more than ten whole bodies bring the salt fish mourning corpse of putrefactive odor to sit in front of several tables, smokes to dig out the foot to drink the beer, is playing mahjong, fishy, seems like the society. 一片喧嚣热闹中,十几个浑身带着腐臭味的咸鱼丧尸坐在几张桌子前面,抽烟抠脚喝啤酒,打着麻将,一片乌烟瘴气,看上去社会得不行。 Sees Huai Shi to come, but also some people turn head looked at one. 看到槐诗进来,还有人回头看了一眼。 „, Does the new team leader come?” “啊,新的组长来啦？” „It seems like very young appearance, ended ended, today the performance is not perhaps good.” “看上去很年轻的样子啊,完了完了,今天业绩恐怕不行了。” „Does not have the wages to take in any case, performance anything indifferent.” “反正也没有工资拿,业绩什么的无所谓啦。” „Did mother, you just steal my sign?” “妈的,你是不是刚刚偷了我的牌？” „Is this sign your? Did you call it on you?” “这牌是你的么？你叫它一声它应你么？” „Your this fellow, but also is really the shortcoming lesson!” “你这个家伙,还真是缺点教训呐！” „Grandson, come!” “孙子,来啊！” Greeting has not fired off, several mourning corpses made into one group mutually, you extract downward my neck, I your waist trampling, the stump residual limb broke the human bone to roll place suddenly, looked at the Huai Shi eyeball to fall. 招呼还没打完,几个丧尸就互相打成了一团,你把我的脖子拔下来,我把你的腰给踹断,一时间残肢断骸滚了一地,看得槐诗眼珠子都掉下来了。 Also really all has the unique skill! 还真是个个有绝活啊！ This guys, feared that does not take a beating specially here, hits cannot kill...... 这哥儿几个,怕不是专门在这里挨揍的,这么打都打不死…… Good and evil group of people also know the custom, after firing off, came to know with Huai Shi, confessed own work Post, expressed anything you told momentarily, could complete us to look at the situation, been able to complete do not think...... 好歹这群人还知道规矩,在打完之后,一个个过来跟槐诗认识了一下,交代了一下自己的工作职位,表示有什么事儿您随时吩咐,完得成咱们看情况,完不成的您就别想了…… In the corner, two mourning corpses are reading the pornographic magazine, is chatting mutually: „Sandunokawa most was newly-opened a marble shop, after getting off work, together how has a look?” 角落里,还有两个丧尸在看着色情杂志,互相聊着天:“三途川最新开了一家弹珠店,下班之后一起去看看怎么样？” „It is not good, principle child two days was not healthy, I must bring two jin (0.5 kg) fresh meat to go back.” “不行啦,理子这两天身体不舒服,我得多带两斤鲜肉回去。” „Was pregnant?” “又怀孕了吗？” „Yes, third.” “是啊,第三个了。” „Congratulations, congratulates......” “恭喜,恭喜……” Huai Shi listened to suspect the life simply, god his mother was pregnant, the big brother you were the mourning corpse! 槐诗听了简直怀疑人生,神他妈怀孕,大哥你是丧尸诶！ That two people chatted jubilantly. 那两个人却聊得兴高采烈。 „Tarou this year four years old.” “太郎今年已经四岁了吧。” „Yes.” The fat people lose the corpse turn head to look to Huai Shi, „hasn't team leader you looked at my family's group photo?” “是啊。”胖子丧尸回头望向槐诗,“组长你还没看我家的合影吧？” Saying, puts out the picture of wife and child looked to him from the pocket, „the present was fat, I am thin time is not this, you looked, I smile happily.” 说着,从口袋里拿出老婆和小孩儿的照片给他看,“现在胖了,我瘦的时候可不是这样,你看,我笑得多开心。” Huai Shi fixes the eyes on looked, saw in the picture couple is hugging two black coal same children. 槐诗定睛一看,看到照片上夫妻两个抱着两个黑炭一样地小孩。 „......” “……” Ended the calf, this group of colleagues were unreliable...... 完犊子了,这群同事根本靠不住啊…… Quick explosion that Huai Shi has a headache about. 槐诗头疼的快爆炸了。 In the booth such a group of teammates, how hit! 摊上这么一群队友,怎么打啊！ Come time he has looked at the regulations, Castle of Evil Spirits this project can support four tourists to play one time, present range ripened fruit garden also a half hours...... wait for the campus to open in other words, Huai Shi turned into four people of transcription boss to wait for the person to brush immediately. 来的时候他看过条例了,恶灵古堡这个项目可以一次支持四名游客有玩,现在距离开园还有半个小时……也就是说等园区一开,槐诗立马就变成了一个四人副本的boss来等人刷。 Even if Sublimator also four of one flock of weak chickens, must capsize again incautiously, finally also spreads such a crowd of broken gadget, this where is works, this delivers a minute/share of young lad! 哪怕一群再弱鸡的升华者也有四个呢,一不小心就要翻船,结果还摊上这么一群破玩意儿,这哪里是打工,这是送分童子吧！ Huai Shi sighed, asked eventually earnestly: „How you usually deliver...... cough cough, how to work?” 槐诗叹了口气,终究还是认真地问道:“你们平时是怎么送……咳咳,怎么工作的啊？” The forefront mourning corpse raises hand to reply: „Sits in the location, when the person comes, bites two, do not let the person run diligently.” 最前面的丧尸举手回答:“坐在工位上,等人进来,上去咬两口,努力别让人跑了。” It seems like the work also good, Huai Shi nods, asked a question: 看上去工作态度都还行,槐诗点了点头,又问了一个问题: „If by some chance ran?” “万一跑了呢？” Another mourning corpse raises hand: „That takes a seat next.” 另一个丧尸举手:“那就坐回来等下一个。” Ok, this is the dog...... 行吧,这都是狗吗…… „I try to find the solution.” “我想想办法。” Huai Shi flexure the hair, is using the brains diligently, roves in castle. 槐诗挠着头发,努力开动脑筋,在古堡里转来转去。 Must speak the atmosphere words, but also ok, trap, although hackneyed stuff a point, but can also use reluctantly, various types of branch roads and sam doors do also decent, can be called the labyrinth actually. 要说气氛的话,还ok,陷阱虽然都老套了一点,但还都勉强能用,各种岔路和假门做得也像模像样,倒是称得上迷宫。 But cannot block the person...... 但拦不住人啊…… Huai Shi captured, comes back, is looking at carefully the salt fish mourning corpses in lounge, suddenly asked: „Losing the corpse can fall ill?” 槐诗兜了一圈,回来,端详着休息室里的咸鱼丧尸们,忽然问:“丧尸会生病么？” „Un?” Loses the corpses to look all around stunned each other, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shakes the head: „...... Will not die after all, so many years even catch cold have not had.” “嗯？”丧尸们错愕地环顾着彼此,齐齐摇头:“不会诶……毕竟都死了嘛,这么多年连感冒都没有过。” „That sentiment is good.” “那感情好。” The Huai Shi look shone immediately, looked that this here more than ten smoke to dig out the salt fish mourning corpse that the foot plays cards, looks that probably more than ten nutritious culture dishes are the same. 槐诗的眼神顿时亮了起来,看这这里十几个抽烟抠脚打牌的咸鱼丧尸,就好像看着十几个营养丰富的培养皿一样。 Thinks, he pinched a iron cup conveniently, the general beer mug is so big, then pulls out the knife to shear the hand, looks oneself bring the faint azure blood crash-bang crash-bang the class/flow to go , after similar, wiped selected Silver Blood Potion to work as the band-aid. 想了一下,他随手捏了一个铁质的杯子,大概啤酒杯那么大,然后掏出刀子割手,看着自己带着隐隐青色的血哗啦哗啦地流进去,差不多了之后抹了点银血药剂当创可贴。 Happen to the road that he comes the tree knocked, had to snack to allay hunger excessively, when gave blood. 正好他来的路上树磕多了,有点补过头,就当献血了。 Full one cup brings the blood of ominous aura to ripple in the cup gently, under Huai Shi does not count the cost elementium to instill into to change rapidly, strain that the innumerable naked eyes are difficult to see crazy from grows...... 满满一杯的带着不祥气息的血液在杯子里轻轻荡漾着,在槐诗不计工本的源质灌输之下迅速地变化起来,无数肉眼难见的菌株疯狂自其中生长开来…… Huai Shi was for fear that insufficient, rubs two tribulation ash to scatter, making the liquid of cup change did instantaneously jet black. 槐诗生怕不够,搓了两把劫灰撒进去,令杯子的液体瞬间变作了漆黑。 Finally, pulled out Spear of Pity, scattered dozens Crone blood to go. 最后,又掏出了悲悯之枪,撒了几十克龙血进去。 That brushes. 刷的一声。 The blood in entire cup is instantaneously turbulent, seems boils keeps braving the bubble generally. 整个杯子里的血液瞬间动荡起来,好似沸腾一般不停地冒着泡。 „Drinks, this is my Coke.” “喝吧,这是我的快乐水。” Huai Shi takes up the cup, places their front, shows the smile: „Come, hurry up, person, drinking was joyful.” 槐诗拿起杯子来,放在他们的面前,露出微笑:“来,快点,一人一口,喝了就快乐了。” Numerous mourning corpses under instigation of Huai Shi, seemed like this are not very joyful Coke rinsed in the belly, then instantaneous joyful. 众多丧尸在槐诗的怂恿之下,纷纷把这看上去就不是很快乐的快乐水灌进了肚子里去,然后瞬间快乐了起来。 „, I felt the strength!!!” “哦哦哦,我感受到了力量！！！” „Quite joyful...... this is the feeling of growth......” “好快乐啊……这是成长的感觉……” „I, I...... my rotten was fiercer!” “我、我……我烂的更厉害了！” „I was many a head......” “我多了一个脑袋……” Under nearly the gold metallurgy toxicant same virus original fluid catalysis, the instantaneous numerous mourning corpse caught green, seemingly harmonious incomparable, the head grew to bother in abundance. 在近乎炼金毒药一样的病毒原液催化之下,瞬间众多丧尸都染上了一层绿色,看上去和谐无比,头上纷纷长出了蘑菇来。 In the moist rotten body, the strains are growing joyfully, seems the dandelion to split common rapidly spreads to all around, will lose the corpses to turn into poisonous corpses instantaneously. 在潮湿腐烂的躯壳中,菌株们快乐地生长着,好似蒲公英一般迅速地分裂扩散向四周,瞬间将丧尸们变成了一句句毒尸。 According to the observation of Huai Shi, the poison of probably everyone also different, what A blood is the elementium smallpox, what B blood is the Hell flu, all sorts of strange and unusual of o blood, probably farms to be the same, on the head braves the mushroom unceasingly, on a head that loses the corpse grew the sunflower...... 根据槐诗的观测,好像每个人的毒都还不一样,a型血的是源质天花,b型血的是地狱流感,o型血的则千奇百怪,好像种地一样,脑袋上不断地冒蘑菇,还有一只丧尸的脑袋上长出了向日葵来…… In the temporary transformation, the time has passed fast. 就在短暂的蜕变中,时间已经飞快地流逝。 In an instant, outside resounded warning sound, several minutes later, ‚tourist’ must enter preschool, the game will soon start...... 转眼之间,外面响起了警报的声音,再过几分钟,‘游客’们就要入园了,游戏即将开始…… „Ok, spunked up, went to work went to work!” “好了,打起精神来,上班了上班了！” Huai Shi was urging that crowd of listless mourning corpses arrive quickly prepare to work, „where still remembers your jobs?” 槐诗催促着那群没精打采的丧尸赶快到准备干活儿,“还记得你们的工作岗位在哪儿么？” „I in library.” “我在藏书室。” „I in kitchen.” “我在厨房。” „I go to the hall.” “我去大厅。” „I go to stroll casually......” “我去随便逛逛……” The mourning corpses are towing the step slowly, moved toward the deep place of old castle worn out, to finally, the lounge in is only left over the last skinny old mourning corpse also to sit on the chair. 一个一个的丧尸慢悠悠地拖着步子,有气无力地走向了古堡的深处,到最后,休息室里只剩下最后一个瘦骨伶仃的老丧尸还坐在椅子上。 In all mourning corpses is him to be rotten especially fiercely, the meat was about to fall out or off entirely, looks agedly, was the mourning corpse, might as well said that was a skeleton, bumped simply breaks...... 所有丧尸里就属他烂得尤其厉害,肉都快掉光了,看着老态龙钟,与其说是丧尸,还不如说是骷髅呢,简直一碰就散架…… Also went to work to this degree, simply is the diligent love post Sir! 都到这种程度了还来上班,简直是勤奋爱岗啊大爷！ Huai Shi was full of the awe and admires looked at his one eyes, asked: „What are you are responsible for making?” 槐诗饱含敬畏和佩服地看了他一眼,问道:“你是负责做什么的？” The old mourning corpse ka-beng ka-beng raised the head, reveals one to flatter the smile stiffly, lifted in the hand that 80 years ago newspaper: „Read...... the report......” 老丧尸嘎嘣嘎嘣地抬头,僵硬地露出一个讨好地笑脸,抬起了手里那一张八十年前的报纸:“读……报……” Ok. 行吧。 The corner of the eye of Huai Shi twitched, how to lose among the corpses also to have the office humiliates, the black heart capitalist is really fearful...... 槐诗的眼角抽搐了一下,怎么丧尸之间也有办公室欺凌的吗,黑心资本家真可怕啊…… The words saying that the uncle such big age also stood the post to do, has the work to take! Every day here reads the newspaper very bored also! 话说老大爷了这么大年纪了还站着岗位干什么啊,有没有工作拿！每天在这里看报纸也很无聊的吧！ He sighed, referred to the table: „You stay here.” 他叹了口气,指了指桌子:“那你留在这里吧。” „What to do do some people...... come in......?” “有人……进来……怎么办？” Huai Shi looked at carefully him quite a while, although is long very fearfully, but how to see that does not seem like the appearance that can hit, feared that did not rush is trampled a foot to break at the scene. 槐诗端详了他半天,虽然长得很可怕,但怎么看都不像是很能打的样子诶,怕不是一冲上去被踹一脚就当场散架了。 When the time comes the player live broadcast beats savagely the old person, is the human calamity...... lifts simply is unharmonious. 到时候参赛选手直播暴打老人,简直是人间惨剧……抬不和谐了。 „You play...... the mahjong with them.” “那你就跟他们打……麻将呗。” Huai Shi thought that also moved one set of mahjong to come to him, no matter were useful, for the time being treated as the idea of deploying troops to decoy the enemy. 槐诗想了一下,又给他搬了一套麻将过来,甭管有没有用,姑且当做疑兵之计。 In order to complement atmosphere, but also that had the humidifiers of some years also to give the stopper the indoor to his buttocks, put several tribulation ash, after inserting the electricity, curled Gray Mist to raise from the old mourning corpse mouth slowly, at first sight with ascending to heaven. 为了映衬气氛,还把室内那一具有些年头的加湿器也给塞到了他屁股底下,放了几把劫灰,插上电之后,袅袅灰雾就从老丧尸嘴里缓缓升起,乍一看跟升天似的。 In the gloomy terrifying, filled with the boss aura! 阴森恐怖之中,充满了boss的气息！ „Uneven work!” “齐活儿！” Huai Shi patted clapping, is listening respectfully to outside the castle gradually the urgent alarm sound, waved, dropped the electric power switch in lounge, suddenly, the darkness raided, embezzled all. 槐诗拍了拍手,聆听着城堡之外渐渐紧迫的警报声,挥手,落下了休息室里的电闸,瞬息间,黑暗袭来,吞没了一切。 Only the front door of castle opens wide loudly. 只有城堡的大门轰然洞开。 During the moan of mourning corpses, Castle of Evil Spirits, was open for business officially. 在丧尸们的呻吟之中,恶灵古堡,正式开张了。 Next flickers, the innumerable person's shadows drop from the clouds 下一瞬,无数人影从天而降 【Resurrecting duty in eight hours, entry Kitten Paradise.】 【复活任务八小时内,通关小猫乐园。】 【Entry reward: Restores the qualifying, other rewards please explore】 【通关奖励:恢复参赛资格,其余奖励请自行探索】 In a flash, several thousand is screaming waking up in Sublimator that in the nightmare perishes, discovered oneself stood above the square. 一瞬间,数千名在噩梦之中沉沦的升华者尖叫着醒来,发现自己站在了广场之上。 In the 1st day suffered the participants who left the stage by drawing this specially for Paradise that in the resurrecting match prepared, becomes one of the innumerable tourists. 在第一日就惨遭退场的参赛者们被拉到了这个专门为复活赛所准备的乐园之中,成为了无数游客之一。 The innumerable information poured into their consciousness from the system panel...... 紧接着无数信息就从系统面板之中灌入了他们的意识里…… The second opportunity and on an opportunity. 第二次机会和更上一层的机遇。 To this group of losers to managing the participant of Paradise project, this is worth betting all challenges without a doubt. 不论是对这群失败者还是对主持乐园项目的参赛者而言,毫无疑问这都是值得赌上一切的挑战。 Cannon fodder in which project is different crashes from these clashes to front for a while casually, in overcoming an obstacle person, as long as has the brain basically remains same place, grasped time rapid reader to read in the hand that thick project introduction book, started to screen itself to choose the overcoming an obstacle project that carefully. 不同于那些第一时间冲到前面随便冲进哪一个项目里的炮灰,闯关者中但凡有脑子的人基本上都留在原地,抓紧时间一目十行地读起了手里那一本厚厚的项目介绍书,开始仔细筛选起了自己所要选择的闯关项目。 In the book, inside contained in Kitten Paradise all ‚amusement’ project introduced briefly, 在书里,里面包含了小猫乐园中所有‘游乐’项目的简略介绍, According to the difficulty of playing project is different, entry Paradise the condition that needs is also different, some difficult projects only need one to go through customs, but after certain was labelled as on the project of low difficulty threat usually needs to capture/raid four to five, can accumulate the progress bar that enough goes through customs to need. 根据游玩项目的难度不同,通关乐园的所需要的条件也不一样,有的高难度项目只需要一个就能够通关,而某些被标注为上低难度威胁的项目往往需要攻略四到五个之后,才能攒够通关所需的进度条。 Has overcoming an obstacle of boldness because of one's skill the hand then to fling to act, only then three fast challenge tickets, slightly crossed the participant of front lining up directly, locked the toughest day to thunder to level off hilltops, center of the earth gulf and death roller coaster wait/etc projects, the intention risk reduction, a entry. 有艺高人胆大的闯关者起手便甩出了手中只有三张的快速挑战票,直接略过了前面排队的参赛者,锁定了难度最高的天打雷劈山、地心深坑和死亡过山车等等项目,意图减少风险,一次通关。 After all life only then one time, even if threat degree low project, when facing to occupy the president who benefits to have the possibility of turning over, is far less than to accomplish the whole task at one stroke. 毕竟生命只有一次,哪怕威胁度再低的项目,在面对占据地利的主持者时都有翻车的可能,远不如毕其功于一役。 When some people see introduction book rear that line of common small characters, the eye shone instantaneously. 而当有人看到介绍书最后面那一行不起眼的小字时,眼睛瞬间亮了起来。 After killing the president, not only can obtain the qualifying, but can also inherit the entry progress and all equipment of president? 杀死主持者之后,不但能够得到参赛资格,还能够继承主持者的通关进度和所有装备？ Quick, during all sorts of measurements and balances, Challenger or confident or fills with the path that stepped itself to choose anxiously. 很快,在种种计量和权衡之中,挑战者们或是信心十足或是满怀不安地踏上了自己所选择的道路。 The stream of people that as boils fires into all directions, a Kitten Paradise as if bloody meat grinder, started slowly. 随着沸腾的人流冲向四面八方,小猫乐园仿佛一座血腥的绞肉机,缓缓开动了起来。 In indistinct wail that transmits unceasingly, under the gray-black sky, here just like changed to the devil's lair. 在不断传来的隐约哀鸣中,灰黑色的天空之下,此处俨然化作了魔窟。 But Huai Shi, heard sound that pushes the door. 而槐诗,听见了推门的声音。