Thatflash, peoplesimultaneous/uniformsimultaneous/uniformon the sceneraised the head, the boundlesspressuresuch as the sea tidesweeps acrossgenerallyto the entrance, butat once, thensuperficialdissipationbeforeacontemptuouspupillight.
那一瞬间,在场众人齐齐抬头,磅礴的压力如海潮一般席卷向门口,可旋即,便在一道轻蔑的眸光之前轻描淡写的消散。
A formstood uprightfearlessly, walked into the lounge, satabove the seat of honor not responsibly, imposing mannerpalatialjust likesuppressingvariousheaven.
一个身影昂然挺立,走入了休息室中,当仁不让地坐在了主位之上,气势巍峨宛如镇压诸天。Butat once, there is an imposing mannerato raidoppositionallyfromout of the door.
可旋即,又有一道气势针锋相对地从门外袭来。„MastersummerXilufood streetbellboiled dumplingsplayerZhao!”
“夏熙路美食街钟水饺参赛选手赵师傅到!”„, MasterLiu, mustdisputethis year.”Oldandvigorouslaughterresoundsfromout of the door: „Butis careful, the old manIpreparestrump cardthis year.”
“呵,刘师傅,今年也要较量较量咯。”一个苍老而浑厚的笑声从门外响起:“可要小心咯,老头子我今年可是准备了杀手锏。”„, The acrobaticsis obscene.”MasterLiusneers: „Are acrobaticsmany, are victoriouswehundredyears of darknessoldsauced?”
“嗬,奇技淫巧。”刘师傅冷笑:“把戏再多,打得过我们百年的黑暗老卤么?”Has not waited for the personto stand firm, the powerhouseauraone after anotherappearsfromout of the door.
未等来人站定,一道又一道的强者气息从门外浮现。„Chang' the muttonsoaksMasterLiovernight!”
“长安隔夜羊肉泡李师傅到!”„QiongzhourottenshrimpbiggearMasterChen......”
“琼州烂虾大排档陈师傅……”„......”
“……”Suddenly, in the lounge the groups of heroesgather, as ifeven the airsolidifiedunder the collision of thisterrifyingimposing manner, the masterssit wellononeselfchair, each otheris staring at the opposite party, a auralets fall, collapses by pressureeternally.
一时间,休息室内群英汇聚,仿佛连空气都在这恐怖气势的碰撞之下凝固了,宗师们端坐在自己的椅子上,彼此凝视着对方,条条气息垂落,压塌万古。Hearshalf oftimes, Huai Shi the complexiongreydefeat, the fighting spiritdoes not have.
听到一半的时候,槐诗就已经面色灰败,斗志全无。Howto hit!
怎么打!Howalsoto comparebeing unpalatable that othersmakeagaindiligently!
再怎么努力也比不过人家做的难吃啊!Thisat all is not the disparity that the skillcanmake up, terrifyingnightmare that butis castby the wails and pain of innumerableinnocentpassenger.
这根本不是技巧能够弥补的差距,而是由无数无辜的旅客的哀鸣和痛苦所铸就的恐怖梦魇。Visitsthem, Huai Shicaninvoidfromthemseemagnanimousdarkelementium.
只是看着他们,槐诗就能够从他们背后的虚空中看到海量的黑暗源质。Thatiscountlesspeopleeats the excrementcommonpain the complaint, came when self-deceit the sadness of producing.
那是无数人吃屎一般痛苦的怨念,还有来都来了的自我欺骗时所产生的悲伤。Byhim, somepeoplehand overpaper towel, smiling: „Do not fear, the displayis as usual good.”
在他旁边,有人递过来一张纸巾,微笑着:“别怕,照常发挥就好。”Whatspeechis a benign countenancebig sister, the hairis pulling the ponytail, seeminglycapablefull, the smileis affable, Huai Shireceivedpaper towel unable to bearscratchcold sweat, is smiling bitterlyshaking the head:
说话的是一个慈眉善目的大姐姐,头发挽着马尾辫,看上去干练十足,笑容和蔼可亲,槐诗接过纸巾忍不住擦了一把冷汗,苦笑着摇头:„Howas usual? Ido not haveoften/commonKezhao, Iwill cook a vermicelli.”
“怎么照常啊?我都没有常可照,我就会煮个挂面而已。”„Snort, isthistypedoes not know the profoundfellow.”
“哼,又是这种不知道天高地厚的家伙。”Side, a whole bodysends out the man of gloomyaurato sneer: „Alwaysthinks, so long asdoescarelesslycanbe unpalatablevery much, actuallyas everyone knowswantsto dospeciallyis unpalatablemustspendmanyhard labors and painstaking care!”
旁边,一个浑身散发着阴暗气息的男人冷笑:“总以为只要胡乱做就可以很难吃,殊不知想要做得特别难吃究竟要花费多少苦工和心血!”Myhis motheridlesdoes not havetrifling thingto ponder overdoes that the foodis unpalatableis the dried egg!
我他妈闲着没屁事儿琢磨这么把饭做得更难吃是干蛋啊!Huai Shidoes not wantto answer.槐诗根本不想搭腔了。Is only hopingthiscompetitionendedquickly, oneselfcome upto make up the numbercasuallyfails to be electedto go homequickly.
只盼着这一场比赛赶快结束,自己上去随便凑个数就赶快落选回家。In the meantime, the entireplayerloungeshakessuddenly, allparticipantsfall intosilent, raised the head.
就在此时,整个选手休息室陡然一震,所有参赛者都陷入沉默,抬头。
The ceilingwas lifted.
天花板被掀开了。Probablydisassemblesboxsuch.
就好像拆开一个盒子那样。
A hugeshadowsquatsoutside the box, lowers the headto stare atthem, quick, slight nod: „Honoredjudgeshad entered the stadium, youare ready, quickwill have the opportunity of going on stage.”
一个巨大的阴影蹲在盒子外面,低头凝视着他们,很快,微微点头:“尊贵的评委们已经入场了,你们做好准备,很快就会有上场的机会。”„The person who thesecontribute no work but be undetected because of others, bestwithdrawas soon as possible.”Thathugeshadowopens the blood redaloneeye, coldsoundannounced: „Thesecame an honoredSirtime, the words that if furiousbecause of the shoddytechnique, do not eat the consequence that excrementfor a lifetimecanreturn to normal!”
“那些滥竽充数的人,最好尽快退出。”那个庞大的阴影睁开血红的独目,冷声宣布:“这一次来了一位尊贵的大人,万一因拙劣的技艺而震怒的话,可不是吃一辈子的屎就能平复的后果!”Bang!
轰!
The boxcovered.
盒子盖上了。Silent, in the loungeeveryonelook at each other in blank dismay.
寂静里,休息室里所有人面面相觑。
The facial expressionnotprofanesagain, insteadis serious.
神情再无轻慢,反而郑重起来。Huai Shiswallowed a spit, lookedwas expected to fall the emptyexit|to speak, hesitant, shook the headdecisively.槐诗吞了口吐沫,看了看空空荡荡的出口,犹豫了一下,断然地摇头。Eatsfor a lifetime the curry of dog shittastewithit, might as welldiedforget about it.
与其吃一辈子狗屎味儿的咖喱,还不如死了算了。Onlycanput out the real skill!
只能拿出真本事了!
The Huai Shifighting spiritburns, thendid not haveon the feverimmediately- real skill, hedoes not know how to do well.槐诗斗志燃烧起来,然后立马就烧没了-真本事个屁啊,他根本就不知道怎么搞好么。
The front dooropensloudly.
大门轰然开启。
A tall and strongman of wearchapssweptinone, takes up the numberplate in hand: „No. 109 player, No. 89 player, No. 44 player,No. 88 player, prepareto go on stage.”
一个穿着皮裤的魁梧男人扫了一眼室内,拿起手里的号码牌:“109号选手、89号选手、44号选手、88号选手,准备上场。”
After the firstgroup of playersleave, the secondgroup of playerswere also shoutedquickly, is the thirdbatch, the fourthbatch......
第一批选手离开之后,第二批选手很快也被喊走了,紧接着是第三批,第四批……
The indooris getting more and more spacious.
室内越来越空旷。Huai Shiis getting more and more anxious.槐诗却越来越不安。Untilfinally, himbyhas comfortedherlittleelder sisteralsono longerto speak, sits in repose with eyes closed, is waiting for the start of competition.
直到最后,就连他旁边一直安慰她的小姐姐也不再说话了,闭目养神,等待着比赛的开始。Howdoes not know the result, does not know that the selectionpasses.
不知道结果如何,也不知道选拔有没有通过。Onlyknowsis, the people who were calledhave not come backagain.
唯一知道的就是,被叫走的人都再也没有回来。Huai Shieven moreanxious.槐诗越发的紧张。Untilfinally, somepeoplewalks, is taking a fast look aroundin the room the finalseveralpeople, nods: „Ok, youcametogether, the judgescould not have waited.”
直到最后,有人走进来,扫视着房间里最后的几个人,点了点头:“好了,你们一起来吧,评委们已经等不及了。”Everyonecarried the toolto followhastily after behind.
所有人连忙端起工具跟在了身后。„The taste of thisjudgesholds in the mouthvery much, ifyouaremake up the number, bestadmit defeatwithdrawalahead of time, believesme, this is for your own good.”
“这一次评委们的口味很叼,如果你们是来凑数的话,最好提前认输退赛,相信我,这是为你们好。”
That greenskinShourenequallysimple and honestmantakes the listto take the lead, the front surfacehas a tentaclestrangecreeping motion that is covered with the eyecomes, in the handis also entraining a person of pitiful yell.
那个绿皮兽人一样憨厚的汉子拿着名单走在前面,迎面有一个长满眼睛的触手怪蠕动而来,手里还拽着一个惨叫的人。„Givesmeagain an opportunity! Givesmeagain an opportunity!”Thatpersonis weeping and wailing: „Mystrong-smelling bean curd can also be smellier! Believesme, givesmeagain an opportunity, do not throw intothereto gome......”
“再给我一次机会!再给我一次机会啊!”那个人哭喊着:“我的臭豆腐还可以更臭!相信我,再给我一次机会,不要把我丢进那里去……”„Is a presumptuouspitifulghost.”
“又是一个自作聪明的可怜鬼。”
The beastpersonshook the headto laugh atone: „It is said that he was held, reallymustwantto put the excrementin the strong-smelling bean curd......, the person of thistarnishcookdoes not matchto be the chef, youfavored, hasthistypeto disturbagain, mayhave no good end.”
兽人摇头嗤笑了一声:“据说他被抓住的时候,真得想要在臭豆腐里放屎……呵,这种玷污厨艺的人根本不配做厨师,你们看好了,再有这种来捣乱的,可没有什么好下场。”Saying, theynoticed that tentacleopened a doorstrangely, conveniently, threwthatperson.
说着,他们就看到那个触手怪拉开了一扇门,随手,将那个人丢了进去。Inodor, Huai Shisawindistinctly a pieceshouldhit the fullmosaic the septic tank.
一阵恶臭中,槐诗隐约看到了一片应该打满马赛克的化粪池。Hears a dull thumping sound, the pitiful yellsoundto disappearby far.
远远地听见一声闷响,惨叫声就不见了。Huai Shitrembled, on the foreheadwas in a cold sweat.槐诗哆嗦了一下,额头上冒出了冷汗。Pressingstrength mountainis big.
压力山大。
The end of corridor, is the hugearena, No. 09seachooses the district.
走廊的尽头,就是庞大的赛场,09号海选分区。Several thousandparticipantshad been dividedindozensdifferentdistricts, endures the test.
数千名参赛者已经被分到了数十个不同的分区里,经受考验。Alltopsare setting up in an arrayjust like the Romearenacommontrapezoidalsquarecenter, buta babel of voicesin the auditorium, full house.
所有灶台在宛如罗马斗兽场一般的梯形广场中央一字排开,而在观众席上早已经人声鼎沸,座无虚席。LightGray Mistcoveredthiscrowd of Hell and appearance of Borderguest, laid asidetheseshockingappearance and status, at this moment, theyare only the pureviewers.
一层薄薄的灰雾笼罩了这群地狱和边境来客的面目,藏起了那些骇人听闻的面目和身份,此时此刻,他们只是纯粹的观赏者。Is appreciating the birth of HellMiracle.
欣赏着地狱奇迹的诞生。But to on the referee seat, stands uprightseveraldignifiedforms, the appearanceis hidingin the darkness, only thencoldseverebut the harshvisionis staring at the tremblingparticipants.
而就在正对着的裁判席上,挺立着数个威严的身影,面目隐藏在黑暗里,只有冷厉而苛刻的目光凝视着颤颤巍巍的参赛者们。Quick, the judgewas excessive, looks at a aide, the aidenodded the head, walks up, head high, chest outto announce: „Competitiontopic- dessert.”
很快,有一位评委偏过头,看了一眼身旁的侍从,侍从颔首,走上前来,昂首挺胸地宣布道:“比赛题目-甜点。”„Does not arrest the type and style.”
“不拘类型和风格。”Aidecoldsound of eighteyessaid: „Within15minutes, presentyourworkstojudgeSirs, fate that otherwise, prepareto greet the loser!”
八只眼睛的侍从冷声说道:“十五分钟之内,向评委大人们呈上你们的作品,否则,就准备迎接失败者的下场吧!”Huai Shiswallowed a spit, lookstoall aroundparticipants, somepeoplealreadydouble strandwartrembling, somepeople the fighting spiritis fearless, plunged the top, takes outmaterial that owntool and competitionsideprovides, starts the fierymanufacture.槐诗吞了口吐沫,看向四周的参赛者们,有的人已经双股战战颤颤巍巍,有的人则已经斗志昂然,扑向了灶台,取出自己的工具和比赛方提供的材料,开始火热的制作。Only thenin front of the Huai Shibewilderedtop, looks atall around, is at a loss.
只有槐诗一脸茫然的灶台前面,看着四周,无所适从。
The judgesdetected that heattempts a stroke of water the appearance, did not knit the browsquickly, throws down the cold and gloomypressure, the audiencesent out the agitatedbooing: „Gets the hell out! Get the hell out! Gets the hell out!”
评委们察觉到他试图划水的样子,不快地皱眉,投下森冷的压力,观众们则发出了烦躁的倒彩:“滚蛋!滚蛋!滚蛋!”Huai Shievenseesto be one of them, whatshoutedmosthas the vigorwasCrow.槐诗甚至看到在其中,喊得最起劲儿的是一只乌鸦。„By the monster, youwantsto look that Iam hapless?”
“靠妖,你就想看我倒霉对吧?”Huai Shitakes back the line of sightspeechless, forcefully the stillmind, howagainwas the person who saw the oversizedworld, cannotbe frightenedbythistype of smallweaponry.槐诗无语地收回视线,强行平定心神,再怎么样都是见过大世面的人了,不能被这种小阵仗吓到。
But actually mustmakewhatdesserts.
但究竟要做什么甜品啊。Helooks over the material that the competitionsideis providing, cansayhas everything expected to find, the assortedfruit, milk,chocolate...... eachis just sending out the strangecolor and flavor, seemed likedoes not seem likecanset the deliciousexample...... thisalsoto be expected, after allDemon Chef Competitionradically, possiblymade the playermake any Big Dippertown/subduessoulsurfacekind of ghostthing.
他翻检着比赛方提供的材料,可以说应有尽有,各色水果、牛奶、巧克力……只不过每一个都散发着诡异的色彩和味道,看上去根本不像是能够做好吃的样子……这也在预料之中,毕竟都厨魔大赛了,点可能让选手做什么北斗镇魂面一类的鬼东西啊。Tookonebunch of thingsto losecarelesslyon the cutting board.
胡乱地拿了一堆东西丢在案板上。ThenHuai Shiwas scared, does not know how to do.
接下来槐诗傻眼了,不知道怎么做。Fortunately, herereallyalsohas the phone signal, Huai Shisuch as the Mongolianpardon, the scenesearches for the approachconstantly, had the audience of being sharp-eyedto seehisscreen, booingsoundwas more resounding.
值得庆幸的是,这里竟然还有手机信号,槐诗如蒙大赦,慌不迭地现场搜起做法来,有眼尖的观众看到了他的屏幕,倒彩的声音更加响亮了。ButwhenHuai Shiis thrown into confusion, somepeoplehad submitted the work!
而就在槐诗手忙脚乱的时候,已经有人提交了作品!Shortthreeminutes!
短短的三分钟!goblin that lifts up the headto throw out the chesthas been laughing, carries the dinner plate, happilyis shooting a look atotherstunnedparticipants: „Loses, heritageyouto know! This, thiscompetition, I,ourgreenhairpoison, poisoned liquorwon!”
那个昂头挺胸的哥布林已经大笑着,端起餐盘,得意地瞥着其他错愕的参赛者们:“遗、遗产你们知道么!这、这一场比赛,我、我们绿毛毒、毒酒赢定了!”Then, heopened the tray, introducedtoward the judges:
说罢,他揭开盘子,向着评委们介绍:„- Pleasetaste, liquor,fermented glutinous ricetremella fuciformis!”
“-请品尝,酒、酒酿银耳!”On the tray, infoursmallbowls, the glittering and translucent carvingtremella fuciformisfloatin the lusterattractivefruits, looksnotcorrupt, was hearinghas the lightfragrance, made the personindex fingermovesimplygreatly.
在盘子上,四个小碗中,晶莹剔透的银耳漂浮在色泽诱人的水果之间,看上去毫无腐败,闻着有淡淡的香气,简直令人食指大动。Hadto purchase the audience of luxurioustokeneven to synchronize the sense of smell and sense of tastewith the judges, feltfragrant and sweet, was so attractive.
有购买了豪华套票的观众甚至能够和评委们同步嗅觉和味觉,更感受到了其中的甜香,如此诱人。When the spoonscoops upin the entrance, wipesfragrantlythenbursts outfrom the mouth, occupied the tip of tongueinstantaneously, whenthiswipesattractivefragrant and sweethas not dissipated, hiddenin the sugarcoatinglaterdevilthenrevealsto grin fiendishly.
当小勺舀入口中时,一抹香甜便从口中迸发,瞬间占据了舌尖,当这一抹诱人的甜香尚未消散的时候,隐藏在糖衣之后的恶魔便露出狞笑。Inbomb of terrifyingpungent, bitter and astringentandindescribableodorsuch asfrommoutheachcornereruptsgenerally.
紧接着,恐怖的辛辣、苦涩和难以言喻的恶臭从口腔中的每一个角落里如炸弹一般爆发。
The judgesact, raises head, blowoutaodortoxic gas, but the facial expressiondoes not have is not slightly quick, insteadfilledwas surprisedandfrank.
评委们动作一顿,纷纷仰头,喷出一道恶臭的毒气,可神情却没有丝毫地不快,反而充满了惊奇和爽朗。„Marvelous!”
“奇妙!”In the forefront, seems likeputs on the hippopotamusjudge of suitto open the mouthto take up the spoon, scooped up the desserts in bowl, expressed admiration: „Was too rare, is the material of bringing? Thistype the tremella fuciformistasteis simply excellentwith the Sulfursulphurhas smoked, inmatchingthesewith the strawberry of hormoneaccelerate ripening, but also the coloreduniformly dyeingbecomes the grassboundary ridge between fields of green teaappearance...... butascontrol, thenafterHellheritage of exquisitebrewinggreenwoolpoisoned liquor, thisbittertastelikelickingto lick the coldwinterperiod the metal railto be the same, making the personentranceunforgettable!”
在最前面,一个看起来像是穿着西装的河马评委开口拿起小勺,舀起了碗中的甜品,啧啧称奇:“太难得了,都是自带的材料么?这种用硫磺熏过的银耳口感简直绝妙,搭配上这几颗用激素催熟的草莓,还有色素染成绿茶样子的草埂……而作为主宰的,则是经过精妙酿造的地狱遗产・绿毛毒酒,这种酸涩的口感如同舔舐凛冬时期的铁栏杆一样,令人入口难忘!”„No, a differentflavor.”
“不,还有一种不一样的味道。”By the hippopotamus, a skinnymanraised the head, the eye socketgets suckedjust like the skeleton is the same, the toneis hoarse: „Youalsousedotheronematerial, itwas hidden, butin factis this adessertsmost importantfoundation......”
河马旁边,一个枯瘦的男人抬起头,眼窝深陷宛如骷髅一样,语气沙哑:“你还用了另外的一种材料,它被隐藏起来了,但实际上才是这一道甜品最重要的基础……”
The judgesare tasting, the browwrinkles.
评委们回味着,眉头皱起。„Is the oil.”
“是油。”goblinis smiling , to continue to stutter saying: „Iused,useto sprinkle with water the oil, withsprinkling with wateroil that the greenwoolpoisoned liquorcheck, blended!”哥布林微笑着,继续口吃说道:“我用、用了潲水油,用绿毛毒酒勾、勾兑的潲水油!”
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