AF :: Volume #2

#161: ‚Except’ demon competition


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Thinks of this point, Huai Shi cannot bear tremble. 只是想到这一点,槐诗就忍不住哆嗦。 „Isn't Current Realm same? coral cloud you can accept, why can't accept the sky to change?” Crow asked calmly, was more relieved, at the worst changed the material quality package.” 现境不也是一样么?珊瑚云你能接受,为什么就不能接受天空变个样子呢?”乌鸦平静地反问道,“安心一些吧,大不了就当换了个材质包呗。” Why can turn into this appearance?” “可为什么会变成这个样子?” „ The entire Eastern Xia Border area is this appearance, accurate, Border of entire Asia, was covered by this endless sea, regularly will have the mighty current to sweep across, drops from the clouds, submerges all...... then starts to reconstruct, waits for arrival of next mighty current. “整个东夏边境地区都是这个样子,确切的来说,整个亚洲地区的边境,都被这无尽的海洋所笼罩,隔三差五会有洪流席卷,从天而降,将一切淹没……然后开始重建,等待下一次洪流的降临。 That side Rome is more miserable, it is said entire fell into the earth's crust, the fire of Middle East has not irrigated to be out to the present, the steel city erects above the raging fire and lava...... ” 罗马那边更惨,据说整个都陷入了地壳之中了,中东的火到现在还没有浇灭,钢铁的城市就架设在烈火和熔岩之上……” Crow sighed: „ This was separated from the proof of Current Realm, Huai Shi, in Border this type, in addition the stable place does not need to be worried about other dangers, but do not think can return to the cradle. 乌鸦叹息:“这就是脱离了现境的证明,槐诗,在边境这种尚且稳固的地方不用担心其他的危险,但不要想着能够回到摇篮里了。 The hard line point, puts out the spirit of man to come, isn't a sea? Treats as does not exist and that's the end. ” 硬派点,拿出男子汉的气概来,不就是个海呢?当做不存在就是了。” Although words saying, but such big gadget, you are impossible to treat as unable to see. 话虽然这么说,但这么大一个玩意儿,你不可能当做看不见。 Huai Shi nearly forces to lower the head, by oneself forgot this matter, should not be worried the above sea will pound suddenly, braces oneself to proceed. 槐诗近乎强迫地低下头,让自己忘掉这件事儿,别担心上面的海洋会骤然砸下来,硬着头皮往前走。 By him, a fatty of peer sees his stiff appearance, could not bear smile, flexure own creak the nest, hehe smiled in the body odor. 就在他旁边,一个同行的胖子看到他僵硬的样子,忍不住笑了起来,挠了挠自己的咯吱窝,在狐臭里呵呵笑了起来。 New face the young people, seem like very competent appearance, you are also this participant who eliminates the demon competition?” “生面孔啊年轻人,看上去挺能干的样子,你也是这一届除魔大赛的参赛者么?” Un? Yes.” “恩?啊,是的。” Huai Shi slowed down a spot speed cautiously, wants to avoid that suffocating body odor, may discover at once behind is smellier, can only clench teeth to pick up the speed. 槐诗小心翼翼地放慢了一点速度,想要避开那令人窒息的狐臭,可旋即发现后面更臭,只能咬牙加快了速度。 Ha, when the time comes grazes a horse!” The fatty grinned to smile, facial expression quite hot blooded: I will not lose to your!” “哈,到时候就放马过来吧!”那胖子咧嘴笑了起来,神情颇为热血:“我可是不会输给你的!” Only pitifully, that stature, not seeming like can cut the monster to eliminate the demon the appearance, even also carries an iron saucepan, probably a chef. 只可惜,那身材,不像是能够斩妖除魔的样子,甚至还背着一口铁锅,好像一个厨子。 Fortunately, quick, the fatty slows the tempo, chatted with peer of behind that several face glosses, saw the huge box that they carried along, the serious footsteps, the vigorous and healthy build, is all reminding Huai Shi, these were the powerful enemies. 值得庆幸的是,很快,那胖子就放慢了速度,和后面那几个一脸油光的同行者们谈笑起来,眼看着他们随身携带的庞大箱子,沉重的脚步,还有健壮的体型,无一不在提醒着槐诗,这些都是强敌。 In a while, Huai Shi has arrived around that amusement park common light, saw in the iron gate of wide open the turbulent tide of people. 没过多久,槐诗就已经走到了那个游乐场一般灯光附近,看见了敞开的铁门内汹涌的人潮。 Incessantly is the Eastern Xia person, Yingzhou people, the Burmese people wait/etc, even can also see that many Caucasian and black person walk is one of them, the look is aggressive, the facial expression is austere, the security looks at participant. 不止是东夏人、瀛洲人、缅国人等等,甚至还能看到不少白人和黑人行走在其中,眼神凶悍,神情肃冷,警戒地看着身旁的参赛者。 But their appearance always somewhat are strange, making Huai Shi feel where is not quite right. 可他们的打扮却总有些怪异,让槐诗感觉到哪里不太对。 What damn is, in out of the door, in a babel of voices square chocked up the stall unexpectedly, various grotesque people are hawking various types of strange things loudly. 更见鬼的是,就在门外,人声鼎沸的广场上竟然摆满了地摊,各种奇形怪状的人在放声叫卖着各种奇怪的东西。 Looks, look! Collects 30 years of pacific herring canned food, hears disgustingly, eats also disgustingly, is a limited number, wants to buy quickly!” “瞧一瞧,看一看啊!珍藏三十年鲱鱼罐头,闻起来恶心,吃起来也恶心,数量有限,欲购从速啊!” Authentic soybean milk, high-quality Zheergen, everyone comes to see, has everything expected to find, do not miss!” “正宗豆汁儿、精品折耳根,大家来看看啊,应有尽有,不要错过!” Fresh rotten durian......” “新鲜的腐烂榴莲……” Authentic green wool poisoned liquor, selects goblin leg wool brewing, has been selected in the Hell non- Transformation Being nature heritage! Today the father drinks one, tomorrow you will have the heritage!” “正宗绿毛毒酒,精选哥布林腿毛酿造,已入选地狱非文化物质遗产!今天爸爸喝一口,明天你就有遗产!” Presently boils the Abyss snail powder to mix the curry!” “现煮深渊螺蛳粉拌咖喱!” „......” “……” My mother!” “我的妈耶!” Huai Shi was smoked a somersault by the ozone of coming, staggers the retreat, almost spat, looks deathly pale. Crow looked at his one eyes puzzled: Is gawking doing? Buys quickly!” 槐诗被迎面而来的臭气熏了一跟头,踉跄后退,几乎吐了出来,脸色惨白。乌鸦不解地看了他一眼:“愣着干啥?快去买啊!” Huai Shi is dumbfounded: What buys?” 槐诗傻眼:“买什么?” Your material!” Crow asked, does not buy the fresh material, how to participate to eliminate the demon competition.” “你材料啊!”乌鸦问,“不买新鲜的材料,怎么参加除魔大赛啊。” Eliminates the demon by these broken gadget?” Huai Shi felt oneself soon were insane, „must read to pass through.” “难道靠这些破玩意儿来除魔吗?”槐诗觉得自己都快要疯了,“是不是还要念个经啊。” „......” “……” Crow in same place, looks at him dull, for a long time, said hesitant: I know where is not right.” 乌鸦愣在了原地,呆呆地看着他,许久,犹豫地说:“我知道哪里不对了。” Un?” Huai Shi doubts. “嗯?”槐诗疑惑。 „Did you misunderstand from the beginning?” Crow sighed, elimination demon competition that I said that was not cleaning eliminated......” “你是不是从一开始就误会了?”乌鸦叹息,“我说的除魔大赛,不是扫除的除……” Un?” Huai Shi vigilance. “嗯?”槐诗警觉。 „...... Is the kitchen of chef.” “……是厨师的厨。” What gadget?” “啥玩意儿?” The Huai Shi delay turns head, looks at the direction of front door, that leaf of signboard. 槐诗呆滞地回头,看着大门的方向,那一扇招牌。 In the signboard, one line of strange large characters constantly changes, to finally, becomes the touching type of Eastern Xia language fixedly. 就在招牌上,一行诡异的大字不断地变化,到最后,固定成东夏语的摸样。 【The 107 th Demon Chef Competition East Asia sea chooses meeting Eastern Xia arena 【第107届厨魔大赛东亚地区海选会・东夏赛场】 Asked the players to be ready.” “请选手们做好准备。” Low and deep sound resounds from the loudspeaker, has probably two tongue vibratoes: „After ten minutes, will enter the stadium to prepare to compete officially, asking everyone to maintain the ordered formation, please do not violate the security regulation in the arena at will, the offender will incur the curse that Lord of the Great Swarm lower.” 一个低沉的声音从喇叭里响起,带着好像两根舌头一般地颤音:“十分钟后,将正式入场准备比赛,请大家保持有序的队列,请勿在赛场内随意地违反安全条例,违者将会招致大群之主们所降下的诅咒。” „......” “……” In the delay, Huai Shi has turned head stiffly, looks at the Crow innocent appearance, swallowed a spit: „Do I walk now also with enough time?” 在呆滞之中,槐诗僵硬地回过头,看着乌鸦无辜的样子,吞了口吐沫:“我现在走还来得及么?” „- And, because this player leaving the stage population are too much, the organization committee decided, has the invitation not to have the participating player, will unify is punished.” “-以及,由于本届选手退场人数过多,组委会决定,持有邀请函却没有参赛的选手,将会统一受到惩处。” In the loudspeaker that strange voice calls loudly: These cowards will be cursed by the judges, can only eat the dog shit taste for a lifetime the curry and dog shit of curry taste!” 喇叭里那个奇怪的嗓音高声喊道:“这些懦夫将被评委们诅咒,一辈子只能吃狗屎味的咖喱和咖喱味儿的狗屎!” Awkwardly silent, Crow pities looks at Huai Shi: 尴尬地寂静中,乌鸦怜悯地看着槐诗: „...... I thought that cannot.” “……我觉得吧,不能。” Grass!” “草!” Huai Shi, thorough desperate. 槐诗,彻底绝望。 …… …… …… …… Should say this competition too his mother mental illness, said that worthily is the competition that Lord of the Great Swarm hold, is full of the Hell crazy characteristics as always. 应该说这比赛太他妈神经病了呢,还是说不愧是大群之主们所举办的竞赛,一如既往地充满着地狱的疯狂特色。 The result of pursuing is so unusual. 就连追求的结果都如此与众不同。 If the kitchen god competition does delicious compared with whom, then Demon Chef Competition...... 倘若厨神大赛是比谁做得好吃的话,那么厨魔大赛就…… Right, is unpalatable compared with the food that who makes! 对,就是比谁做的饭更难吃! According to organization committee that crowd idles the view of fellow every day is all right to make merry to be soon disillusioned with the mortal world finally, the so-called good food, how diligently, has the limit again. 按照组委会那群每天闲着没事儿吃喝玩乐到最后快要看破红尘的家伙的说法,所谓的美食,再怎么努力,都是有极限的。 However, is unpalatable not to have! 但是,难吃没有! Being unpalatable does not have the limit! 难吃是没有极限的! Will not have most is unpalatable, will only have is unpalatable! 不会有最难吃,只会有更难吃! But so-called Demon Chef Competition, is everyone makes the competition that the thing is unpalatable compared with whom! 而所谓的厨魔大赛,就是大家比谁做得东西更难吃的比赛! Since 100 years ago was born, attracted entire Current Realm, Border and even Hell many powerhouses participates enthusiastically, set the record of many Miracle and nightmare common results. 从一百年以前诞生以来,吸引了全现境边境乃至地狱的诸多强者踊跃参赛,创下了诸多奇迹和噩梦一般的结果。 Watches in the standard configuration of competition to bring the gas mask by the present, that even head covers together in inside. 到现在观看比赛的标配里都带着防毒面具,还是那种连脑袋都一起罩在里面的。 Actually did not have, so long as a mask were good, but since champions before nine carry a pot demon to jump wall at the finals, during 1/3 audience after smelling the flavor of that terrifying fell into heavy despondent and despairs, lost the hope of going on living, will commit suicide in the future several months, the complementary waves spread do not extinguish. 原本其实是没有的,只要一个口罩就行了,但自从九届之前的冠军在决赛的时候端出一锅‘魔跳墙’,有三分之一的观众在闻了那恐怖的味道之后陷入了重度抑郁和绝望之中,失去了活下去的希望,在往后的几个月里纷纷自杀,余波蔓延至今不熄。 Afterward, everyone to treasure own life has to spend a money. 后来,大家为了珍惜自己的生命就不得不多花一点钱了。 Even if only the sea of East Asia Eastern Xia east contest area choose, hidden dragons and crouching tigers, does not know that many monsters and freaks ambushes are one of them. 哪怕只是东亚地区东夏东部赛区的海选,都藏龙卧虎,不知道有多少牛鬼蛇神潜伏在其中。 But Huai Shi mingles among inside, can only tremble. 槐诗混迹在里面,只能瑟瑟发抖。 Felt oneself are dying. 感觉自己要死了。 How his mother hits! 这他妈怎么打! Cannot be victorious! 打不过啊! Lost to lose well! 输都输定了好么! Do not be disheartened, believes itself, you will certainly create Miracle!” Crow does not know when also put on a Crow mouth gas mask to oneself, sound was patting his shoulder vigorously: I will refuel for you in the auditorium.” “别丧气,相信自己,你一定会创造奇迹!”乌鸦不知道什么时候给自己也戴上了一个乌鸦嘴防毒面具,声音浑厚地拍着他的肩膀:“我会在观众席上为你加油的。” Any gadget!” Huai Shi was ignorant: You not with me together?” “啥玩意儿!”槐诗懵了:“你不跟我一起?” Does with you together? That is smelly! Was not......” Crow coughed two: Competition stipulates quite strictly, others do not let the belt/bring pet . Moreover the elder sister is only one feels sorry for small Crow no use, could not help you! In brief, the tool gave you, the material you also bought, the later matter...... yourself displayed the creativity!” “跟你一起干啥?那多臭啊!呃,不是……”乌鸦干咳了两声:“比赛规定比较严,人家也不让带宠物啊,况且姐姐只是一只可怜无助的小乌鸦,帮不了你啊!总之,工具都给你了,材料你也买了,之后的事情……你自己发挥创意吧!” Then, dropped out a Huai Shi person, Crow fluttered to run away. 说罢,抛下了槐诗一个人,乌鸦振翅逃走了。 Leaves behind a Huai Shi person to stand in same place, in the security gazed at fixedly wickedly entered the player lounge with tears. 留下槐诗一个人站在原地,在保安恶狠狠地瞪视中含泪走进了选手休息室。 Then, is stiff on the spot. 然后,僵硬在原地。 At this moment in the player lounge, Huai Shi felt that the four directions transmitted the aura of powerhouse, body odor. In dozens white and shiny arms, Huai Shi thinks, everyone here once was stripped the powerhouse who sweated profusely in the kitchen! 此刻在选手休息室里,槐诗感觉到了四方传来强者的气息,还有狐臭。数十条白花花的胳膊中间,槐诗才想起来,在这里的每一个人都曾经是光着膀子在厨房里挥汗如雨的强者! Dark ingredients elite! 黑暗料理界的精英! Does not prepare food in the school canteen over ten years of aunt, worked on green skin Fire Chariot over five years chefs, or by the magician who the hogwash oil and artificial essence blend the nightmare flavor...... 不是在学校食堂里做饭超过十年的大妈,就是在绿皮火车上工作了五年以上的厨师,亦或者是以地沟油和人造香精勾兑出噩梦味道的魔术师…… Detected that Huai Shi walks, then several vision look wickedly, what discovers after is a double strand trembles the trembling pale weak chicken, then cold snort/hum, disdain took back the line of sight. 察觉到槐诗走进来,便有好几道恶狠狠地目光看过来,发现进来的是个双股颤颤脸色苍白的弱鸡之后,便冷哼一声,不屑地收回了视线。 Several from the sky collide just like the vision of essence. 几道宛如实质的目光在空中碰撞。 Jumps the radio light. 迸射电光。 Snort, old king, you loses heart, dark ingredients legitimate in university!” “哼,老王,你死心吧,黑暗料理的正统在高校界!” The room midpoint, crosses the hands behind the back the vertical middle-aged woman to turn head, cold sound said: To refine the secret recipes, I work for 14 years in University of Science and Technology of China! Now the vulture insect small technique, cannot win in my hand this a to be rotten the tomato to fry the moon cake!” 房间正中央,负手而立的中年妇人回过头,冷声道:“为了炼成秘传食谱,我在科大打工十四年!如今你们的雕虫小技,是赢不了我的手中这一道烂西红柿炒月饼的!” All day on the persecution innocent university student, your his mother is proud! 整天就迫害无辜大学生,你他妈骄傲个屁啊! Scoffs!” old king both hands thoughts, sneer: That type of thing that deceives the child, where compares favorably with our dining car Hell ingredients! When that type in having no place to go in the close feeling harbors the fear to swallow the joyful feeling that into the abdomen in the expression and innermost feelings appear...... the Junior Sister you not to realize forever food!” “嗤!”老王双手抱怀,冷笑一声:“那种糊弄小孩子的东西,哪里比得上我们餐车地狱料理!那种在无处可逃的封闭感中怀着恐惧将食物吞入腹中时的表情和内心中所浮现的喜悦感……师妹你永远都体会不到的!” Where is to do obviously is unpalatable you to come is so self-satisfied! 明明就是做得难吃你们哪儿来那么得意啊! Moreover which type the Junior Sister makes! Actually is what master gate internal fight! 而且师妹是闹哪样啊!究竟是哪门子师门内斗吗! Asked you do not persecute my innocent youngster, went back itself to look for a kitchen not to compare in secret well? 求求你们不要迫害我这种无辜的少年,回去自己私下里找个厨房比一比不好么? A Huai Shi old blood has not spurted, hears in the room gloomy corner, the place that light cannot illuminate transmitted sharp laughter that made person scalp tingles. 槐诗一口老血还没喷出来,就听见房间阴暗的角落里,那个灯光照不到的地方传来了令人头皮发麻的尖锐笑声。 „, Two runs together small worries young. „ The old person of that gloomy rickets lifts the muddy double pupil, jumps shoots the cold light:” This competition, our Mount Emei Jinding Faction won! Today must make you ask for advice fierce that our scenic spot attended to! Each can be you felt grievedly! “科科科,两位来陪跑的小年轻着什么急啊。“那个阴森佝偻的老人抬起浑浊的双眸,迸射寒光:”这一场比赛,我们峨眉山金顶派赢定了!今天就要让你们领教一下我们名胜料理的厉害!每一口都会是你们心痛的感觉! The Jinding Faction is what ghost! 金顶派是什么鬼啊! Does the scenic spot butcher guest very proud? 景点宰客很骄傲的哈? Your this is at the martial arts world congress! Troubling you received the magical powers to be good! 你们这是在开武林大会吗!麻烦你们收了神通好不好! Huai Shi had been oppressed elementium is not steady by the powerhouse aura of heading on, was soon insane. But when that another two Senior Brother younger sisters are preparing to rebut with sarcasm, actually hears the front door to open wide loudly. 槐诗已经被扑面而来的强者气息压迫到源质不稳,快要疯了。而就在那另外两师兄妹正准备反唇相讥的时候,却听见大门轰然洞开。 In the low and deep sound of footsteps, vigorous sound is at the out loudly roll call: „The saliva authentic cat pays no attention to steamed stuffed bun century-old institution participating chef Master Liu!” 低沉的脚步声里,一个浑厚的声音在门外高声唱名:“地津正宗猫不理包子百年老店参赛主厨刘师傅到!” Suddenly, the room stagnates suddenly, Huai Shi sneaks a peek the elementium fluctuation that is full of the fighting spirit innumerably shoots up to the sky, the innumerable broken pot rotten shovels sound together, the smelly fish in basket jumped furiously to stumble. 瞬息间,房间陡然一滞,槐诗窥见无数充满斗志的源质波动冲天而起,无数破锅烂铲子齐齐鸣动,就连篓子里的臭鱼都奋力蹦跶了起来。 Sounds together just like ten thousand swords! 宛如万剑齐鸣! Worships the grandmaster! 朝拜宗师!
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