Thinks ofthis point, Huai Shicannot beartremble.
只是想到这一点,槐诗就忍不住哆嗦。„Isn't Current Realmsame? coral cloudyoucanaccept, whycan'taccept the skyto change?”Crowaskedcalmly, „was more relieved, at the worstchanged the material qualitypackage.”
“现境不也是一样么?珊瑚云你能接受,为什么就不能接受天空变个样子呢?”乌鸦平静地反问道,“安心一些吧,大不了就当换了个材质包呗。”„Whycanturn intothisappearance?”
“可为什么会变成这个样子?”
„ The entireEastern XiaBorderareaisthisappearance, accurate, Border of entireAsia, was coveredbythisendlesssea, regularlywill have the mighty currentto sweep across, drops from the clouds, submergesall...... thenstartsto reconstruct, waits forarrival of nextmighty current.
“整个东夏的边境地区都是这个样子,确切的来说,整个亚洲地区的边境,都被这无尽的海洋所笼罩,隔三差五会有洪流席卷,从天而降,将一切淹没……然后开始重建,等待下一次洪流的降临。That sideRomeis more miserable, it is saidentirefell into the earth's crust, the fire of Middle Easthas not irrigatedto be outto the present, the steelcityerectsabove the raging fire and lava...... ”罗马那边更惨,据说整个都陷入了地壳之中了,中东的火到现在还没有浇灭,钢铁的城市就架设在烈火和熔岩之上……”Crowsighed: „ Thiswas separated from the proof of Current Realm, Huai Shi, inBorderthistype, in addition the stableplacedoes not needto be worried aboutotherdangers, butdo not thinkcanreturn to the cradle.乌鸦叹息:“这就是脱离了现境的证明,槐诗,在边境这种尚且稳固的地方不用担心其他的危险,但不要想着能够回到摇篮里了。
The hard linepoint, puts out the spirit of manto come, isn't a sea? Treats asdoes not existand that's the end. ”
硬派点,拿出男子汉的气概来,不就是个海呢?当做不存在就是了。”Although words saying, but such biggadget, youare impossibleto treat as unable to see.
话虽然这么说,但这么大一个玩意儿,你不可能当做看不见。Huai Shinearlyforcesto lower the head, byoneselfforgotthismatter, should not be worried the aboveseawill poundsuddenly, braces oneselfto proceed.槐诗近乎强迫地低下头,让自己忘掉这件事儿,别担心上面的海洋会骤然砸下来,硬着头皮往前走。Byhim, a fatty of peerseeshisstiffappearance, could not bearsmile, flexureowncreak the nest, hehesmiledin the body odor.
就在他旁边,一个同行的胖子看到他僵硬的样子,忍不住笑了起来,挠了挠自己的咯吱窝,在狐臭里呵呵笑了起来。„New face the young people, seem like very competentappearance, you are also thisparticipant who eliminates the demoncompetition?”
“生面孔啊年轻人,看上去挺能干的样子,你也是这一届除魔大赛的参赛者么?”„Un? Yes.”
“恩?啊,是的。”Huai Shislowed down a spot speedcautiously, wantsto avoidthatsuffocatingbody odor, maydiscoverat once behind is smellier, can only clench teethto pick up the speed.槐诗小心翼翼地放慢了一点速度,想要避开那令人窒息的狐臭,可旋即发现后面更臭,只能咬牙加快了速度。„Ha, when the time comesgrazes a horse!” The fattygrinnedto smile, facial expressionquitehot blooded: „Iwill not lose toyour!”
“哈,到时候就放马过来吧!”那胖子咧嘴笑了起来,神情颇为热血:“我可是不会输给你的!”Onlypitifully, thatstature, not seeming likecancut the monsterto eliminate the demon the appearance, evenalsocarries an iron saucepan, probably a chef.
只可惜,那身材,不像是能够斩妖除魔的样子,甚至还背着一口铁锅,好像一个厨子。Fortunately, quick, the fattyslows the tempo, chattedwithpeer of behindthatseveralfaceglosses, saw the hugebox that theycarriedalong, the seriousfootsteps, the vigorous and healthybuild, is all remindingHuai Shi, thesewere the powerful enemies.
值得庆幸的是,很快,那胖子就放慢了速度,和后面那几个一脸油光的同行者们谈笑起来,眼看着他们随身携带的庞大箱子,沉重的脚步,还有健壮的体型,无一不在提醒着槐诗,这些都是强敌。In a while, Huai Shihas arrived around thatamusement parkcommonlight, sawin the iron gate of wide open the turbulenttide of people.
没过多久,槐诗就已经走到了那个游乐场一般灯光附近,看见了敞开的铁门内汹涌的人潮。Incessantlyis the Eastern Xiaperson,Yingzhoupeople, the Burmesepeoplewait/etc, even can also see that manyCaucasianandblack personwalkis one of them, the lookis aggressive, the facial expressionis austere, the securitylooks atparticipant.
不止是东夏人、瀛洲人、缅国人等等,甚至还能看到不少白人和黑人行走在其中,眼神凶悍,神情肃冷,警戒地看着身旁的参赛者。Buttheirappearancealwayssomewhatare strange, makingHuai Shifeel where is not quite right.
可他们的打扮却总有些怪异,让槐诗感觉到哪里不太对。Whatdamnis, inout of the door, ina babel of voicessquarechocked up the stallunexpectedly, variousgrotesquepeopleare hawkingvarioustypes of strangethingsloudly.
更见鬼的是,就在门外,人声鼎沸的广场上竟然摆满了地摊,各种奇形怪状的人在放声叫卖着各种奇怪的东西。„Looks, look! Collects30years of pacific herringcanned food, hearsdisgustingly, eatsalsodisgustingly, is a limited number, wantsto buyquickly!”
“瞧一瞧,看一看啊!珍藏三十年鲱鱼罐头,闻起来恶心,吃起来也恶心,数量有限,欲购从速啊!”„Authenticsoybean milk,high-qualityZheergen, everyonecomes to see, has everything expected to find, do not miss!”
“正宗豆汁儿、精品折耳根,大家来看看啊,应有尽有,不要错过!”„Freshrottendurian......”
“新鲜的腐烂榴莲……”„Authenticgreenwoolpoisoned liquor, selectsgoblinlegwoolbrewing, has been selected in the Hellnon-Transformation Beingnatureheritage! Today the fatherdrinksone, tomorrowyouwill have the heritage!”
“正宗绿毛毒酒,精选哥布林腿毛酿造,已入选地狱非文化物质遗产!今天爸爸喝一口,明天你就有遗产!”„Presentlyboils the Abysssnailpowderto mix the curry!”
“现煮深渊螺蛳粉拌咖喱!”„......”
“……”„My mother!”
“我的妈耶!”Huai Shiwas smoked a somersaultby the ozone of coming, staggers the retreat, almostspat, looks deathly pale. Crowlooked athisoneeyespuzzled: „Is gawkingdoing? Buysquickly!”槐诗被迎面而来的臭气熏了一跟头,踉跄后退,几乎吐了出来,脸色惨白。乌鸦不解地看了他一眼:“愣着干啥?快去买啊!”Huai Shiis dumbfounded: „Whatbuys?”槐诗傻眼:“买什么?”„Yourmaterial!”Crowasked,„does not buy the freshmaterial, howto participateto eliminate the demoncompetition.”
“你材料啊!”乌鸦问,“不买新鲜的材料,怎么参加除魔大赛啊。”„Eliminates the demonbythesebrokengadget?”Huai Shifeltoneselfsoonwere insane, „must readto pass through.”
“难道靠这些破玩意儿来除魔吗?”槐诗觉得自己都快要疯了,“是不是还要念个经啊。”„......”
“……”Crow in same place, looks athimdull, for a long time, saidhesitant: „Iknow where is not right.”乌鸦愣在了原地,呆呆地看着他,许久,犹豫地说:“我知道哪里不对了。”„Un?”Huai Shidoubts.
“嗯?”槐诗疑惑。„Did youmisunderstandfrom the beginning?”Crowsighed, „eliminationdemoncompetition that I said that was notcleaningeliminated......”
“你是不是从一开始就误会了?”乌鸦叹息,“我说的除魔大赛,不是扫除的除……”„Un?”Huai Shivigilance.
“嗯?”槐诗警觉。„...... Is the kitchen of chef.”
“……是厨师的厨。”„Whatgadget?”
“啥玩意儿?”
The Huai Shidelayturns head, looks at the direction of front door, thatleaf of signboard.槐诗呆滞地回头,看着大门的方向,那一扇招牌。In the signboard, oneline of strangelarge charactersconstantlychanges, tofinally, becomes the touchingtype of Eastern Xialanguagefixedly.
就在招牌上,一行诡异的大字不断地变化,到最后,固定成东夏语的摸样。【The 107 th Demon Chef CompetitionEast AsiaseachoosesmeetingEastern Xiaarena】
【第107届厨魔大赛东亚地区海选会・东夏赛场】„Asked the playersto be ready.”
“请选手们做好准备。”Low and deepsoundresoundsfrom the loudspeaker, hasprobablytwotonguevibratoes: „After tenminutes, will enter the stadiumto prepareto competeofficially, askingeveryoneto maintain the orderedformation, pleasedo not violate the security regulationin the arenaat will, the offenderwill incur the curse that Lord of the Great Swarmlower.”
一个低沉的声音从喇叭里响起,带着好像两根舌头一般地颤音:“十分钟后,将正式入场准备比赛,请大家保持有序的队列,请勿在赛场内随意地违反安全条例,违者将会招致大群之主们所降下的诅咒。”„......”
“……”In the delay, Huai Shihas turned headstiffly, looks at the Crowinnocentappearance, swallowed a spit: „Do Iwalknowalsowith enough time?”
在呆滞之中,槐诗僵硬地回过头,看着乌鸦无辜的样子,吞了口吐沫:“我现在走还来得及么?”„- And, becausethisplayerleaving the stagepopulation are too much, the organization committeedecided,has the invitationnot to have the participatingplayer, will unifyis punished.”
“-以及,由于本届选手退场人数过多,组委会决定,持有邀请函却没有参赛的选手,将会统一受到惩处。”In the loudspeakerthatstrangevoicecalls loudly: „Thesecowardswill be cursedby the judges, can only eat the dog shittastefor a lifetime the curry and dog shit of currytaste!”
喇叭里那个奇怪的嗓音高声喊道:“这些懦夫将被评委们诅咒,一辈子只能吃狗屎味的咖喱和咖喱味儿的狗屎!”Awkwardlysilent, Crowpitieslooks atHuai Shi:
尴尬地寂静中,乌鸦怜悯地看着槐诗:„...... Ithought that cannot.”
“……我觉得吧,不能。”„Grass!”
“草!”Huai Shi, thoroughdesperate.槐诗,彻底绝望。
……
……
……
……Shouldsaythiscompetitiontoohis mothermental illness, said that worthilyis the competition that Lord of the Great Swarmhold, is full of the Hellcrazycharacteristicsas always.
应该说这比赛太他妈神经病了呢,还是说不愧是大群之主们所举办的竞赛,一如既往地充满着地狱的疯狂特色。
The result of pursuing is so unusual.
就连追求的结果都如此与众不同。If the kitchengodcompetitiondoesdeliciouscompared withwhom, thenDemon Chef Competition......
倘若厨神大赛是比谁做得好吃的话,那么厨魔大赛就……Right, is unpalatablecompared with the food that whomakes!
对,就是比谁做的饭更难吃!According toorganization committeethatcrowdidles the view of fellowevery dayis all rightto make merryto be soon disillusioned with the mortal worldfinally, the so-calledgood food, howdiligently, has the limitagain.
按照组委会那群每天闲着没事儿吃喝玩乐到最后快要看破红尘的家伙的说法,所谓的美食,再怎么努力,都是有极限的。However, is unpalatablenot to have!
但是,难吃没有!Being unpalatabledoes not have the limit!
难吃是没有极限的!Will not havemostis unpalatable, will only haveis unpalatable!
不会有最难吃,只会有更难吃!Butso-calledDemon Chef Competition, iseveryonemakes the competition that the thingis unpalatablecompared withwhom!
而所谓的厨魔大赛,就是大家比谁做得东西更难吃的比赛!Since100years ago was born, attractedentireCurrent Realm, Borderand evenHellmanypowerhousesparticipatesenthusiastically, set the record ofmanyMiracle and nightmarecommonresults.
从一百年以前诞生以来,吸引了全现境、边境乃至地狱的诸多强者踊跃参赛,创下了诸多奇迹和噩梦一般的结果。Watchesin the standard configuration of competitionto bring the gas maskby the present, thatevenheadcoverstogetherininside.
到现在观看比赛的标配里都带着防毒面具,还是那种连脑袋都一起罩在里面的。Actuallydid not have, so long as a maskwere good, butsincechampions before ninecarry a pot‚demonto jumpwall’at the finals, during 1/3audienceaftersmelling the flavor of thatterrifyingfell intoheavydespondentanddespairs, lost the hope of going on living, will commit suicide in the futureseveralmonths, the complementary wavesspreaddo not extinguish.
原本其实是没有的,只要一个口罩就行了,但自从九届之前的冠军在决赛的时候端出一锅‘魔跳墙’,有三分之一的观众在闻了那恐怖的味道之后陷入了重度抑郁和绝望之中,失去了活下去的希望,在往后的几个月里纷纷自杀,余波蔓延至今不熄。Afterward, everyonetotreasureownlifehas tospend a money.
后来,大家为了珍惜自己的生命就不得不多花一点钱了。Even if only the sea of East AsiaEastern Xiaeastcontest areachoose, hidden dragons and crouching tigers, does not know that many monsters and freaksambushesare one of them.
哪怕只是东亚地区东夏东部赛区的海选,都藏龙卧虎,不知道有多少牛鬼蛇神潜伏在其中。ButHuai Shimingles among inside, can only tremble.
而槐诗混迹在里面,只能瑟瑟发抖。Feltoneselfare dying.
感觉自己要死了。How his motherhits!
这他妈怎么打!Cannot be victorious!
打不过啊!Lostto losewell!
输都输定了好么!„Do not be disheartened, believes itself, youwill certainly createMiracle!”Crowdoes not know when alsoput on a Crowmouthgas masktooneself, soundwas pattinghisshouldervigorously: „Iwill refuelforyouin the auditorium.”
“别丧气,相信自己,你一定会创造奇迹!”乌鸦不知道什么时候给自己也戴上了一个乌鸦嘴防毒面具,声音浑厚地拍着他的肩膀:“我会在观众席上为你加油的。”„Anygadget!”Huai Shiwas ignorant: „Younotwithmetogether?”
“啥玩意儿!”槐诗懵了:“你不跟我一起?”„Doeswithyoutogether? Thatis smelly! Was not......”Crowcoughedtwo: „Competitionstipulatesquitestrictly, othersdo not let the belt/bringpet . Moreover the elder sisteris onlyonefeels sorry forsmallCrowno use, could not helpyou! In brief, the toolgaveyou, the materialyoualsobought, the latermatter...... yourselfdisplayed the creativity!”
“跟你一起干啥?那多臭啊!呃,不是……”乌鸦干咳了两声:“比赛规定比较严,人家也不让带宠物啊,况且姐姐只是一只可怜无助的小乌鸦,帮不了你啊!总之,工具都给你了,材料你也买了,之后的事情……你自己发挥创意吧!”Then, dropped out a Huai Shiperson, Crowflutteredto run away.
说罢,抛下了槐诗一个人,乌鸦振翅逃走了。Leaves behind a Huai Shipersonto stand in same place, in the securitygazed at fixedlywickedlyentered the playerloungewith tears.
留下槐诗一个人站在原地,在保安恶狠狠地瞪视中含泪走进了选手休息室。Then, is stiffon the spot.
然后,僵硬在原地。At this momentin the playerlounge, Huai Shifelt that the four directionstransmitted the aura of powerhouse, body odor. Indozenswhite and shinyarms, Huai Shithinks, everyone hereoncewasstripped the powerhouse who sweated profuselyin the kitchen!
此刻在选手休息室里,槐诗感觉到了四方传来强者的气息,还有狐臭。数十条白花花的胳膊中间,槐诗才想起来,在这里的每一个人都曾经是光着膀子在厨房里挥汗如雨的强者!Darkingredientselite!
黑暗料理界的精英!Does not prepare foodin the school canteen over tenyears of aunt, workedongreenskinFire Chariot over fiveyearschefs, orby the magician who the hogwash oil and artificial essenceblend the nightmareflavor......
不是在学校食堂里做饭超过十年的大妈,就是在绿皮火车上工作了五年以上的厨师,亦或者是以地沟油和人造香精勾兑出噩梦味道的魔术师……Detected that Huai Shiwalks, thenseveralvisionlookwickedly,whatdiscovers after is a double strandtrembles the tremblingpaleweakchicken, thencoldsnort/hum, disdaintook back the line of sight.
察觉到槐诗走进来,便有好几道恶狠狠地目光看过来,发现进来的是个双股颤颤脸色苍白的弱鸡之后,便冷哼一声,不屑地收回了视线。Severalfrom the skycollidejust like the vision of essence.
几道宛如实质的目光在空中碰撞。Jumps the radiolight.
迸射电光。„Snort, oldking, youloses heart, darkingredientslegitimateinuniversity!”
“哼,老王,你死心吧,黑暗料理的正统在高校界!”
The roommidpoint, crosses the hands behind the back the verticalmiddle-agedwomanto turn head, coldsound said: „Torefine the secretrecipes, Iwork for 14yearsinUniversity of Science and Technology of China! Now the vultureinsectsmalltechnique, cannot wininmyhandthisato be rotten the tomatoto fry the moon cake!”
房间正中央,负手而立的中年妇人回过头,冷声道:“为了炼成秘传食谱,我在科大打工十四年!如今你们的雕虫小技,是赢不了我的手中这一道烂西红柿炒月饼的!”All dayon the persecutioninnocentuniversity student, yourhis motheris proud!
整天就迫害无辜大学生,你他妈骄傲个屁啊!„Scoffs!”oldkingboth handsthoughts, sneer: „Thattype of thing that deceives the child, wherecompares favorably withourdining carHellingredients! When thattypeinhaving no place to goin the closefeelingharbors the fearto swallow the joyfulfeeling that into the abdomenin the expression and innermost feelingsappear...... the Junior Sisteryounot to realizeforeverfood!”
“嗤!”老王双手抱怀,冷笑一声:“那种糊弄小孩子的东西,哪里比得上我们餐车地狱料理!那种在无处可逃的封闭感中怀着恐惧将食物吞入腹中时的表情和内心中所浮现的喜悦感……师妹你永远都体会不到的!”Whereisto doobviouslyis unpalatableyouto come is so self-satisfied!
明明就是做得难吃你们哪儿来那么得意啊!Moreoverwhichtype the Junior Sistermakes! Actuallyiswhatmastergateinternal fight!
而且师妹是闹哪样啊!究竟是哪门子师门内斗吗!Askedyoudo not persecute my innocentyoungster, went back itselfto look for a kitchennot to comparein secretwell?
求求你们不要迫害我这种无辜的少年,回去自己私下里找个厨房比一比不好么?
A Huai Shioldbloodhas not spurted, hearsin the roomgloomycorner, the place that lightcannot illuminatetransmittedsharplaughter that madepersonscalp tingles.槐诗一口老血还没喷出来,就听见房间阴暗的角落里,那个灯光照不到的地方传来了令人头皮发麻的尖锐笑声。„, Tworuns togethersmallworriesyoung. „ The old person of thatgloomyricketslifts the muddydoublepupil, jumpsshoots the cold light:”Thiscompetition, ourMount EmeiJindingFactionwon! Todaymustmakeyouask for advicefierce that ourscenic spot attended to! Eachcanbeyoufeltgrievedly!
“科科科,两位来陪跑的小年轻着什么急啊。“那个阴森佝偻的老人抬起浑浊的双眸,迸射寒光:”这一场比赛,我们峨眉山金顶派赢定了!今天就要让你们领教一下我们名胜料理的厉害!每一口都会是你们心痛的感觉!
The JindingFactioniswhatghost!
金顶派是什么鬼啊!
Does the scenic spotbutcherguestveryproud?
景点宰客很骄傲的哈?Yourthisisat the martial arts worldcongress! Troublingyoureceived the magical powersto be good!
你们这是在开武林大会吗!麻烦你们收了神通好不好!Huai Shihad been oppressedelementium is not steadyby the powerhouseaura of heading on, was soon insane. ButwhenthatanothertwoSenior Brotheryounger sistersare preparingto rebut with sarcasm, actuallyhears the front doorto open wideloudly.槐诗已经被扑面而来的强者气息压迫到源质不稳,快要疯了。而就在那另外两师兄妹正准备反唇相讥的时候,却听见大门轰然洞开。In the low and deepsound of footsteps, vigoroussoundis at the outloudlyroll call: „The salivaauthenticcatpays no attention tosteamed stuffed buncentury-old institutionparticipatingchefMasterLiu!”
低沉的脚步声里,一个浑厚的声音在门外高声唱名:“地津正宗猫不理包子百年老店参赛主厨刘师傅到!”Suddenly, the roomstagnatessuddenly, Huai Shisneaks a peek the elementiumfluctuation that is full of the fighting spiritinnumerablyshoots up to the sky, the innumerablebrokenpotrottenshovelssound together, the smellyfish in basketjumpedfuriouslyto stumble.
瞬息间,房间陡然一滞,槐诗窥见无数充满斗志的源质波动冲天而起,无数破锅烂铲子齐齐鸣动,就连篓子里的臭鱼都奋力蹦跶了起来。Sounds togetherjust liketen thousandswords!
宛如万剑齐鸣!Worships the grandmaster!
朝拜宗师!
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