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Yang Ke'er cannot bear the puppy the rascal, a pleasure of walking with dog does not have, after they untie the strings of two puppies, they discovered oneself unexpectedly by dog deceiving, two puppies like wild horse of running away, crazily runs is jumping, creates a disturbance mutually is worrying, no matter Yang Ke'er such shouts, they do not pay attention, air/Qi Yang Ke'er stamps one's foot in the distant place, when she and Miao Miao rushes to that side the puppy, the puppy ran up to leave to continue restless, did not approach Yang Ke'er and Miao Miao. 杨可儿受不了小狗的无赖,一点遛狗的乐趣都没有,当他们将两只小狗的绳子解开之后,他们发现自己居然被狗给骗了,两只小狗就像脱缰的野马,疯狂的跑着跳着,相互打闹着撕咬着,不管杨可儿这么呼喊,它们都不理会,气的杨可儿在远处跳脚,等到她和喵喵冲到小狗那边,小狗又跑到了别出继续闹腾,就是不靠近杨可儿和喵喵。 Looks at big young two villain to expel the rabbit same to pursue two dogs in that side, Zhang Xiaoqiang cannot be bearing smile to make noise, too comedy, can unable to tidy up two with Yang Ke'er that D3-Type Zombie meets the tough head-on with toughness unexpectedly just the puppy of full moon. 望着一大一小两个小人儿在那边撵兔子一样追着两只狗,张小强忍不住笑出了声,太搞笑了,能和D3型丧尸硬碰硬的杨可儿居然收拾不了两只刚刚满月的小狗。 At this moment, two puppies stopped creating a disturbance rapidly, the body has plundered to the same direction, two puppy silent moving in the rough paddies, that two small physique are similar to two rabbits fast. 就在这时,两只小狗停止了打闹,身子飞速的向同一个方向掠了过去,两只小狗沉默的跑动在坎坷的田地里,那两只小小的身板就如同两只飞快的兔子。 „Has the situation?” In Zhang Xiaoqiang heart one tight, raises eyes to look to the direction that the puppy moves, does not have in front as if anything of puppy, without zombie, without the evolved beast, does not have the survivor, when Zhang Xiaoqiang could not find the sound, a clod of earth moved, the clod of earth that can move has brought to the attention of Zhang Xiaoqiang. “有情况？”张小强心中一紧,举目向小狗跑动的方向望去,在小狗的前方似乎什么都没有,没有丧尸,没有变异兽,也没有幸存者,就在张小强死活也找不到动静的时候,一个土疙瘩动了一下,会动的土疙瘩引起了张小强的注意。 The clod of earth is not big, is the toy car size of child, line of sight strong Zhang Xiaoqiang saw the clod of earth true colors actually, that is a famous cuisine of Guangdong, the field-mouse. 土疙瘩不大,也就是小孩子的玩具汽车大小,视线强劲的张小强倒是一眼看出了土疙瘩的真面目,那是广东的一道名菜,田鼠。 Zhang Xiaoqiang does not know the concrete difference of field-mouse and mouse, place that since it presents, on adding on it that and soil color fur, Zhang Xiaoqiang also concluded that this is a field-mouse, is a long quite grandiose field-mouse. 张小强不知道田鼠与老鼠的具体区别,不过从它出现的地头,在加上它身上那身和泥土一个颜色的皮毛,张小强就也就断定这是一只田鼠,还是一只长的比较壮硕的田鼠。 A field-mouse, could not have said that evolved field-mouse, regarding this Zhang Xiaoqiang has put down the security in heart, so long as is not that type in 2007 the Dongting Lake noisy mouse contracts to be the same, runs all of a sudden 2 billion field-mice, comes many also adds the vegetable to the members again. 一只田鼠,一只还称不上变异的田鼠,对此张小强放下了心中的警戒,只要不是那种2007年洞庭湖闹鼠患一样,一下子跑出来2000000000只田鼠,来的再多也只是给队员们加菜。 The puppy is the puppy, that four henchmen are too short, did not have, when they run , the field-mouse turns around to follow the drain under ridge between fields to run to its lair. 小狗到底是小狗,那四条狗腿太短,还没等到它们跑到,田鼠转身就顺着田坎下的排水沟跑向它的巢穴。 The field-mouse runs in front, the puppy pursues in behind, when the field-mouse enters the hole, the puppy has not overtaken, but Zhuangzhuang and Erlang Shen have not given up, they use their small claw to dig up to draw the soil in ridge between fields, wants to dig a pit the field-mouse to make. 田鼠在前面跑,小狗在后面追,等到田鼠进洞,小狗也没有追上,不过壮壮和二郎神没有放弃,它们用它们的小爪子扒拉着田坎上的泥土,想要挖坑将田鼠弄出来。 Is the son under evolved beast, that pair of dog claw like the excavator, 2-3 expands the field rat-hole, when Zhuangzhuang searched the small dog head, Erlang Shen ran fiercely to the right of cave entrance, where similarly pinhole, when the field-mouse just poked head , the dog mouth that a breast · tooth has not shed held in the mouth the throat of field-mouse. 到底是变异兽下的崽儿,那双狗爪就像挖土机似地,三两下就将田鼠洞扩大,当壮壮把小狗头探了进去的时候,二郎神猛地跑向了洞口的右边,在哪里同样有一个小洞,就在田鼠刚刚探出头来的时候,一张乳·牙未褪的狗嘴叼上了田鼠的喉咙。 Zhuangzhuang is digging a hole as before, Erlang Shen has actually had the field-mouse arrogant round trip that struggles slightly to walk, when Zhuangzhuang recovers, Erlang Shen ran far away. 壮壮依旧在刨洞,二郎神却已经含着微微挣扎的田鼠趾高气扬的往回走,等到壮壮回过神来,二郎神已经跑出老远。 Saw that here Zhang Xiaoqiang slightly has thought that he starts also to think that the field-mouse will be caught by Zhuangzhuang, has not thought that had actually been grabbed a bargain by Erlang Shen, gets down anything of coolie not to have, being loaf has become the final victor. 看到这里张小强略有所思,他开始也以为田鼠会被壮壮抓到,可没想到却被二郎神捡了一便宜,下苦力的啥也没有,偷懒的成了最后的胜利者。 The reason is the field-mouse has two exits, since an exit|to speak kept off, that second exit|to speak where? Zhang Xiaoqiang ponder time, Yuan Yi has completed the supper, summoning Yang Ke'er to come back to eat meal. 原因就是田鼠有两个出口,既然一个出口被挡出,那第二个出口在哪儿？张小强沉思的时候,袁意做好了晚餐,呼唤着杨可儿回来吃饭。 After that only grandiose field-mouse by topping goes to the tail evisceration , about one jin (0.5 kg), this is rare fresh meat, dug up the field-mouse of skin to be roasted on the burning hot charcoal fire by Zhang Xiaoqiang slowly roasts, the bright red field-mouse seemed is dug up the rabbit of skin like one, Yang Ke'er and Yuan Yi they do not catch cold to this thing obviously, kept at a respectful distance in abundance. 那只壮硕的田鼠被去头去尾去内脏后还有一斤左右,这可是一顿难得的新鲜肉食,扒了皮的田鼠被张小强架在炙热的炭火上慢慢炙烤,鲜红的田鼠看上去就像一只被扒了皮的兔子,杨可儿和袁意他们显然对这东西不感冒,纷纷敬而远之。 The top was inferior happily numerous Le Le, Zhang Xiaoqiang does not think cheap others, Miao Miao side remaining, must share this field-mouse with him, Miao Miao is not willing to eat this head sharp gadget similarly, finally was threatened by Zhang Xiaoqiang, did not eat to escape his trousers bullet chicken · chicken reluctantly to remain. 独乐乐不如众乐乐,张小强又不想便宜别人,就把喵喵给留在身边,要和他一起分享这只田鼠,喵喵同样不愿意吃这个脑袋尖尖的玩意儿,最后被张小强威胁,不吃就脱他裤子弹鸡·鸡才勉强留了下来。 Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at that bright red field-mouse to turn slowly golden yellow, a layer upon layer gloss has braved from the fat field-mouse, the mood is exceptionally joyful, previous time eats the fresh meat is two members roasts the mouse, what a pity that two people not, but this does not affect Zhang Xiaoqiang this time mood, can eat the fresh meat the mood. 张小强望着那鲜红的田鼠慢慢变成金黄,一层层油光从肥田鼠身上冒了出来,心情异常愉悦,上次吃到新鲜肉还是两个队员烤老鼠,可惜那两个人都不在了,不过这并不影响张小强此时的心情,能吃到鲜肉的心情。 „Taking, was seeing that has oil dripping to get down catches, again the oil drenching, remembers probably turn industriously, each place must beat to arrive.” “拿着,看到有油滴下来就接住,再把油给淋上去,记住要勤翻,每一个地方都要拷到位。” Zhang Xiaoqiang gave Miao Miao one to empty the tray, in oneself hand was taking one bottle of being canned beer, vision brilliant stared at that to roast the field-mouse, ate the barbecue, drank the beer, thinks mouth-wateringly. 张小强递给了喵喵一只空盘子,自己手上拿着一瓶听装啤酒,目光灼灼的盯着那烤田鼠,吃烤肉,喝啤酒,想想就流口水啊。 Zhang Xiaoqiang takes the beer to be mouth-watering, a person takes the beer to swallow the saliva, that person of Zhang Huai'an, the beer the canal of road was defeated from that army in turned, at that time made Zhang Xiaoqiang divide, the reason was that above expiration date must arrive. 张小强拿着啤酒流口水,还有一个人拿着啤酒吞口水,那人正是张淮安,啤酒是从那军队覆没的公路的水渠了里翻出来的,当时就让张小强分了下去,原因是那上面的保质期就要到了。 Zhang Xiaoqiang roasts the field-mouse, Zhang Huai'an does not dare to go forward to beg, has to stand on one side to swallow the saliva, Wang Le walked, the beer in hand was already given to empty by his 32, look he looks for Zhang Huai'an to rub the liquor to drink. 张小强烤田鼠,张淮安又不敢上前去讨要,只好站在一边吞口水,王乐走了过来,手中的啤酒早就被他32口给清空,这不,他又来找张淮安蹭酒喝。 „What row looks, what row looked , the drool flows, you said that you were managing logistics of entire motorcade, thinks that what did not have, as for?” “看啥列,看啥列,哈喇子都流出来了,你说你管着整个车队的后勤,想啥没有啊,至于么？” Teasing of Wang Le makes Zhang Huai'an recover, he turned a body supercilious look to Wang Le. 王乐的取笑让张淮安回过神来,他冲王乐翻了一体个白眼。 „Let alone do I, when your previous time eat the fresh meat am? That time has mouse meat feast time, don't you want to eat?” “别说我,你上次吃新鲜肉还是什么时候？还是那次吃鼠肉大餐的时候吧,你不想吃？” Heard the fresh meat, the eye of Wang Le has shone, the previous time mouse meat feast let him for a very long time to dismiss from mind, that taste, but also had not said. 听到鲜肉,王乐的眼睛亮了起来,上次的鼠肉大餐可是让他久久不能忘怀,那滋味,还真没说。 „Is Elder Brother Cockroach roasting the rabbit? There dozen of rabbits of?, Elder Brother Cockroach person are too what a pity many, we do not divide on.” “蟑螂哥在烤兔子？那儿打的兔子？可惜啊,蟑螂哥身边的人太多,我们是分不上喽。” Shaking the head of Wang Le regrets, the eye actually glanced on the beer in Zhang Huai'an hand. 王乐惋惜的摇了摇头,眼睛却瞟到了张淮安手中的啤酒上。 „It is not the rabbit, is field-mouse, a fat field-mouse, has a look at that meat, is long is the same with the rabbit.” “不是兔子,是田鼠,多肥的一只田鼠啊,看看那肉,长得和兔子一样。” „Does this place have the field-mouse? Also long and is the rabbit equally big? Haha, does Old Zhang, want to eat?” “这地方有田鼠？还长的和兔子一样大？哈哈,老张啊,想吃吗？” The Wang Le mouth was asking Zhang Huai'an does want to eat, the eye actually glanced on the beer in his hand. 王乐嘴里问着张淮安想不想吃,眼睛却瞟到了他手中的啤酒上。 „So long as you can make, I can do the liquor to you, is not this woman drinks, is white, pure corn fever.” “只要你能弄得来,我就能给你搞到酒,不是这娘们喝的,是白的,纯包谷烧。” Zhang Huai'an swung to Zhang Huai'an has waved the hand the beer, threw one member who passed by from their side to cherish conveniently, the member held the beer to disappear at lightning speed fast, obviously was also the fellow who a love drank. 张淮安冲张淮安摇了摇手中的啤酒,随手扔到了一个从他们身边路过的队员怀中,那队员抱着啤酒以迅雷不及掩耳的速度快速消失,显然也是一个爱喝酒的家伙。 Heard the corn fever, the eye of Wang Le was red, he said to Zhang Huai'an, „asked several people to come · · · · · · · · · · · with me” 听到了包谷烧,王乐的眼睛红了,他冲张淮安说道,“叫几个人跟我来···········” The field-mouse became shining, share of strange Xianghuan of greeting the nostrils side Zhang Xiaoqiang and Miao Miao, Zhang Xiaoqiang has made seasoning on the field-mouse, was using the oil brush several, the field-mouse to roast. 田鼠已经变得金灿灿的,一股扑鼻的奇香环在张小强与喵喵身边,张小强弄了一点调味料在田鼠身上,在用油刷了几下,田鼠烤好了。 Miao Miao most starts not to want, may smell that fragrance, his saliva dripped, the eye does wink is staring at that field-mouse meat, keeps twitching own nose. 喵喵最开始是不愿意的,可闻到那香味,他的口水淌了出来,眼睛一眨不眨的盯着那田鼠肉,不停地抽动着自己的鼻子。 Zhang Xiaoqiang field-mouse abundant in tray, 2-3 slivers one field-mouse with the knife piece by piece, takes up delivers to the mouth together, outside burnt/anxious inside, the rich fragrance mouthful, Zhang Xiaoqiang narrows the eye to chew the barbecue slowly, as if has more chews a more fragrant flavor. 张小强将田鼠盛在盘子里,用小刀三两下将田鼠切成一片片的,拿起一块就送到嘴里,外焦里嫩,浓香满嘴,张小强眯着眼睛慢慢地嚼着烤肉,似乎有越嚼越香的味道。 Miao Miao saw the appearance that Zhang Xiaoqiang that face is infatuated with, cannot bear also carry a flake to place the mouth, has not waited for him to chew second, he will put out a hand together the hind leg carrying in the hand, the eye will be staring at another retreat, the mouth also in making an effort will be chewing · · · · · · · 喵喵看到张小强那一脸陶醉的样子,忍不住也拎起一小片放在嘴里,还没等他嚼到第二下,他就伸手将一块后腿给拎在手里,眼睛盯着另一条后退,嘴里还在使劲的嚼着······· Zhang Xiaoqiang looks that the completely empty tray wants to cry but have no tears, side him, Yang Ke'er and Yuan Yi they still in tasting the delicacy of field-mouse, before their feet, two puppies cheerful is gnawing the field-mouse bone, the bone of field-mouse is not thick , the roasted loosen is crisp, they like ka-beng the resounding that eating the biscuit chews. 张小强看着空空如也的盘子欲哭无泪,在他身边,杨可儿和袁意她们还在回味着田鼠的美味,在她们的脚边,两只小狗欢快的啃着田鼠骨头,田鼠的骨头不粗,又被烤的松脆,它们就像吃饼干一样嚼的嘎嘣脆响。 Zhang Xiaoqiang just when tasted the delicacy, several women in staring at the response of Miao Miao, saw after Miao Miao started to snatch the food, closed, Zhang Xiaoqiang only tasted first, second again did not have, has defended for quite a while, has not tasted a taste to come, was carved up by several females. 张小强刚刚在品尝美味的时候,几个女人都在盯着喵喵的反应,见到喵喵开始抢食之后就一拥而上,张小强只尝到第一块,第二块就再也没有了,守了半天,还没尝出个味儿来,就被几女瓜分。 However Zhang Xiaoqiang does not care, man, this, the good thing to leave oneself woman, the bitter point does not matter, is keeping still thinking about the beautiful taste of that field-mouse besides him. 不过张小强也不在乎,男人嘛,就该这样,好东西留给自己的女人,自己苦点无所谓,除了他心里还在惦记着那田鼠的美味儿。 Members of logistics group took a gunnysack to walk, when he stood the Zhang Xiaoqiang front, Zhang Xiaoqiang has recognized this young blood, that was called the big boy of sweet potato. 一个后勤小组的成员提着一个麻袋走了过来,当他站到张小强的面前时,张小强认出了这个新成员,那个叫芋头的大男孩儿。 The sweet potato wears a jungle battle dress, do the clothes are somewhat big, have to tie the Sam Browne belt, appears deserted on him, the sweet potato is not the person who can speak, he puts down the gunnysack, gruff one said a character to Zhang Xiaoqiang: „Ate ·” saying that turned around to walk, when the step that his round trip walked must recently lively. 芋头穿着一身丛林作战服,衣服有些大,有没有系上武装带,在他身上显得空落落的,芋头也不是个会说话的人,他把麻袋放下,冲着张小强憨憨一下说了一个字:“吃·”说完转身就走,他往回走的步伐显然要比来时轻快。 Zhang Xiaoqiang doubts opened the gunnysack, the notch, five big field-mice also slightly foot training in Chinese boxing · · · · · · · in gunnysack 张小强疑惑的打开了麻袋,豁,五只大田鼠还在麻袋里微微弹腿······· In the evening naturally is also a field-mouse grand feast, Wang Le leads some people around a village field-mouse net to hit with the means that the smoking water fills only, over a hundred field-mice turned into the delicacy in the flame. 晚上自然又是一顿田鼠盛宴,王乐带着一些人用烟熏水灌的办法将村子周围的田鼠一网打净,上百只田鼠在火焰中变成了美味。 Finally a Zhang Xiaoqiang person monopolizes two field-mice, after finishing eating, he lies down near the fire of high-piled firewood rests, must say the field-mouse, although several outlets, but they compare they slier human throughout, finally they also can only become the dishes. 最终张小强一人独享两只田鼠,吃完之后他就躺在火堆边上休息起来,要说着田鼠虽然有几个出路,可它们始终强不过比它们更狡猾的人类,最终它们也只能成为盘中餐。 West Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks to think, cannot help but has thought to the WH journey, the federal highway cannot get away, a short time cannot circle, the field-mouse has two roads, goes to the WH also two roads, what a pity two roads both have died of suffocation, if the highway can change unimpeded well? 张小强想东想西的,不由得想到了到WH的路途,国道是走不了,一时半会儿也绕不过去,田鼠有两条路,去WH也有两条路,可惜两条路都堵死了,要是高速公路能畅通改多好啊？ Thinks, Zhang Xiaoqiang getting sleepy of somewhat, the miraculous glow flashes through his brain suddenly together, the highway is two traffic lanes parallel, the middle has the isolation strip, in other words, so long as makes a connection with the exit|to speak, does not need to fear the trafficking jams way in the highway again, gets down the profession unable to get away, steps onto the profession, two roads will not stop up at the same point in any case twice. 想着想着,张小强的有些犯困,突然一道灵光闪过他的脑子,高速公路都是两条车道平行,中间都有隔离带,也就是说,只要把出口打通,在高速公路就不用再怕堵车寻路,下行道走不了,就走上行道,反正两条路不会在同一个点堵两次。 Thinks that here Zhang Xiaoqiang heart was easy and comfortable, he had found most quickly the most convenient road, remaining brings the motorcade to rush to the recent highway entrance tomorrow. 想到这里张小强心中安逸了,他找到了最快最便捷的路,剩下的就是在明天带着车队赶到最近的高速公路入口处。
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