Two peoplemadeto meetnext afternoon, thiswasSamstronglyrequests, by the Luo Sutauntfor the elementary student who has not seen the world, makinghimfeel that did not have the facevery much, preparedto drawonegamewithPorsche that tomorrowsucceeds in obtaining.
两人约好了在第二天下午见面,这是山姆强烈要求的,被罗素嘲讽为没见过世面的小学生,让他感觉很没面子,准备用明天到手的保时捷扳回一局。Samhas planned, the history lessonresultattainsA, bought a Porschewithfather'spoverty relieffund, is in front ofLuo Suto provoke the younger sisterto boardto catch the wind. Not can only installto compelandcanhit the face, but can also win the goddess the heart, killing three birds with one stone, is simply perfect.
山姆已经计划好了,历史课成绩拿到A,用老爸的扶贫基金购买了一辆保时捷,当着罗素的面撩拨妹子上车兜风。既能装逼又能打脸,还能博得女神的芳心,一石三鸟,简直完美。Therefore, Samwill trade the placeto decidespeciallyin the lakeside, hehas inquired, Mikaelawill go tothereto attend the meetingtomorrow.
为此,山姆特意将交易地点定在湖边,他都打听过了,米凯拉明天会去那里参加聚会。Next day, Luo Suhas not gone to the repairing a vehiclefactory, spendingoneto reorganize the equipmentin the morning, went to the weaponshopto purchase the large number ofDesert Eaglespecial-purposebullets, after solving the lunch, shookdrivesto rush to the transactionplaceleisurely.
第二天,罗素没有去修车厂,花了一个上午整理装备,又去武器店购买了大量沙鹰专用子弹,解决午餐后,晃悠悠驱车赶往交易地点。
The Duluthbeautiful scenery, the pleasant weather, namelynearmidsummersunlightbeautifullyactuallydoes not seemdry and hot. The smallurban populationare few, the maincityis very small, drivesto look for a directioncasually, quickcanappreciateto the natural scenery.
德卢斯市风景秀丽,气候宜人,即近盛夏阳光明媚却不显得燥热。小城市人口少,主城区很小,开车随便找个方向,很快就能欣赏到自然风光。
The pricesmall advantage, the rhythm of lifeis slow, wilderness that in addition the freshairandtakes in everything at a glance, city that is very suitableto care for the aged!
物价便宜,生活节奏缓慢,加上清新的空气和一览无余的原野,一座很适合养老的城市!Luo Sudrivesto arrive at the transactionplace, near the lakeshorebyyoung people of onecrowd of picnicswas occupied, seems likebeforeholdingsummer vacation the meeting, helooked atseveralthennot to pay attention, stoppedLamborghiniunder the tree shade, took the The Terminatoreyeglassesto rest, waits forSamto arrive.罗素驱车来到交易地点,湖岸边被一群郊游的年轻人占据,似乎是在举行暑假前的聚会,他看了几眼便没有理会,将兰博基尼停在树荫下,带上终结者眼镜小憩,等待山姆到来。LamborghiniAventadorLP700-4hoodrace car!
兰博基尼AventadorLP700-4敞篷跑车!Felt the science fiction and strengthfeelingsuperrace carjustappeared, drew the attention of manyyoung people, youngsteryoung girl who has not graduatedtoitspassivityability.
充满科幻和力量感的超级跑车刚出现,就引来了不少年轻人的注意,还没毕业的少年少女对它毫无抵抗能力。Naturally, the main reasonisthiscar(riage)is very expensive!
当然了,最主要的原因是这辆车很贵!
The engine noise of thunderingtransmitsfrom the distant place, Chevronorchid aceaeanchorsin the lakeside, onlylistens to the engine noise, thisabsolutelyis a goodcar(riage). But the historical erafeelingheavy/thickfallingcolorcar(riage)paint and daringblackexhaust, makingitsattractionsell at a discountgreatly, howto see that isin the parking lotleaves uncultivatedfor a long time, second-hand vehicle that the waitingsells.
轰鸣的引擎声自远处传来,一辆雪佛兰科迈罗停靠在湖边,只听引擎声,这绝对是辆好车。但历史年代感厚重的掉色车漆、气吞山河的黑色尾气,让它的吸引力大打折扣,怎么看都是停车场里荒废许久,等待售卖的二手车。„Sam, wehad not been invitedto attend the meeting, can thisbe not quite good?”HangsSamhangingsilkgood friendMilesworriesto ask, the birds of a feather flock togetherlike attracts like, theirtwo brothersneverby the type that the girlwelcome, suddenlyappearsatwithout the invitedmeeting, may be very expelled.
“山姆,我们没被邀请参加聚会,这样会不会不太好?”吊丝山姆的吊丝好友迈尔斯担忧问道,物以类聚人以群分,他们哥俩从来就不是受女孩欢迎的类型,突然出现在没被邀请的聚会上,很可能被赶走。„Miles, thatlakeis the public places!”Samsaidbrazenly: „Saidagain, Icomethisamtotrade the eyeglasses, tonot attendmeeting, can only say that thisis the coincidence.”
“迈尔斯,那个湖是公共场所!”山姆厚着脸皮说道:“再说了,我来这是为了交易眼镜,不是为了参加聚会,只能说这是巧合。”„Oh, somereallypeoplebuyyoureyeglasses, Ithink that youare boasting!”Milesis covering the head: „Thatpersoncertainlywasinsane, unexpectedlyspent250USDto buytattered.”
“天哪,真有人买你的眼镜,我以为你是在吹牛!”迈尔斯捂着脑袋:“那人一定是疯了,居然花250美刀买个破烂。”„Miles, Ifirstwarnedyourone, ifyoualsolike thisin front ofmyGodsaidlater, Icertainlyyourheadstopperundertire.”Samis ominous the faceto warnone, foundstupid that is willingto waste moneywith great difficulty, cannot, becauseMiles'sbrokenmouthdestroyed.
“迈尔斯,我先警告你一句,如果待会儿你在我的上帝面前也这么说,我一定会把你的脑袋塞在轮胎底下。”山姆凶着脸警告一句,好不容易找到个愿花冤枉钱的沙雕,不能因为迈尔斯的破嘴毁了。Two peoplego downChevrolet, SamshepherdlocatesaccurateMikaela, the lattersideis standingboyfriendTrent, the vanguard of schoolfootball team, is tall, infamily/homerich, is the man of the hour in school.
两人走下雪佛兰,山姆狼狗般精准定位到米凯拉,后者身边站着男朋友崔恩,校橄榄球队的前锋,身材高大,家中有钱,属于学校里的风云人物。„Hey, the waiters, whomhaving a look atto come?”TrentseesSamandMiles, coming the interest in prepareto make fun oftwopeople of: „You two, Ido not rememberinvitedyou...... to be right, who were youare coming? Sorry, althoughismeetsin the classfrequently, butIhave not known that youcalledanything!”
“嘿,伙计们,看看谁来了?”崔恩看到山姆和迈尔斯,来了兴趣准备捉弄二人一下:“你们两个,我可不记得邀请过你们……对了,你们是谁来着?抱歉,虽然是经常在班级见面,但我还不知道你们叫什么!”„Ha-”
“哈哈哈--”All aroundresounds the intermittentridiculesound, SamandMilesfeel indignant but not daring to speak out, particularlySam, his tripharbors evil intentions, the Trentsturdyarmletshisafraid, the idea of fear thatundermining a wallis knownby the opposite party.
四周响起阵阵嘲弄声,山姆和迈尔斯敢怒不敢言,尤其是山姆,他此行居心不良,崔恩粗壮的胳膊让他一阵心虚,生怕挖墙脚的想法被对方知道。„Iam the crawlingtree, before every yearsummer vacation, Iwill comethis.”Milessaid, the hands and feetuses, the monkeysameclimbs upnearbybig tree.
“我是来爬树的,每年暑假前我都会来这。”迈尔斯说完,手脚并用,猴子一样爬上旁边的大树。„I...... Iamsell the eyeglasses.”Samwas startledshamefullyby the companionstupidbehavior, Mikaelalooksin the one side,hequicklydraws backtwosteps, hints itselfandMilesdid not know.
“我……我是来卖眼镜的。”山姆被同伴愚蠢的行为惊得无地自容,米凯拉就在一旁看着,他急忙退开两步,示意自己和迈尔斯不认识。„Youreyeglasses?”Trentlaughs loudly: „Ha, do not tease, ifyoumentionedthisto sell the automobilewell......, yourrottencar(riage)somepeoplewill not want.”
“你的眼镜?”崔恩捧腹大笑:“哈哈哈,别逗了,如果你说来这卖汽车……好吧,你的烂车也不会有人要。”„Itis not the rottencar(riage)!”Samwithstood/toponesubconsciously, said that heregretted.
“它不是烂车!”山姆下意识顶了一句,说完他就后悔了。Trentshows the whites of the eyes, lifts the private sealinSamchest front: „Listening , the thinmonkey, hereis beingmyparty, Ihave not invitedyou. Now, takesyourrottenfriend, is drivingyourrottencar(riage), vanishesfrommyline of sight, yes?”崔恩翻了个白眼,抬手戳在山姆胸前:“听着,瘦猴子,这里是我的派对,我没有邀请你。现在,带上你的烂朋友,开着你的烂车,从我的视线里消失,明白吗?”„Hi, Trent, leavesthis, youwere somewhat excessive.”Mikaelais unable to continue watching, the boyfriendweakappearance of makesherfeel that oneselfis very stupid.
“嗨,崔恩,别这样,你有些过分了。”米凯拉看不下去,男朋友幼稚的样子让她觉得自己很蠢。„OK, listensyour.” The Trentboothlets go, staredSamoneeyesruthlessly, thenraisesboth handsto shout outloudly: „Waiters, the restenough, makingusstartto sendright!”
“OK,听你的。”崔恩摊摊手,狠狠瞪了山姆一眼,而后举起双手大声呼喝:“伙计们,休息够了,让我们启程去派对吧!”
The form that the goddessleavesmakesSamfeeloneselfabdicatedto execute, the egglooked at the eyeto hang upside down the good friendontreesorely, fainting from fearwasexecutedincessantly, but alsopassedstupid, only ifMikaelawere blind, otherwise his whole lifedid not have the opportunity.
女神离开的身影让山姆觉得自己逊毙了,蛋疼看了眼倒挂在树上的好友,惊觉不止是逊毙了,还蠢透了,除非米凯拉瞎了,不然他这辈子都没机会。„”
“叮铃铃”
The cell phonesuddenringing in pocket, Samtakes uplooked,comes the electricitypersonbuysstupid of eyeglasses, immediatelyexchanges the smiling faceconnectiontelephone: „Hi, Ihave arrived at the lakeside.”
兜里的手机突然振铃,山姆拿起一看,来电人是买眼镜的沙雕,顿时换上笑脸接通电话:“嗨,我已经到湖边了。”„Isawyou, youhung upside down the friendontree.”
“我看到你了,还有你倒挂在树上的朋友。”„Thatis notmyfriend, Iandhedid not know.”Samnever imagined, the instantaneousfriendcompletely, looks uptoall around: „Youhave arrived, how haven't Iseenyou?”
“那不是我朋友,我和他不认识。”山姆想都没想,瞬间友尽,抬头看向四周:“你已经到了吗,我怎么没看到你?”„Undertree shade.”
“树荫下。”Luo Suhangs up the telephone, the enginethunders, held uphand operatedswinging.罗素挂断电话,引擎轰鸣一声,举起手摇了摇。Samlooks atnot far awayto anchorLamborghiniinroadside, looked atownsecond-handChevrolet, livednot to be possibleto love the past. IfLuo Suasked that whichhisPorsche, saidtook awayto cultivate/repair, Chevroletwashisfather'scar(riage).
山姆看着不远处停靠在路边的兰博基尼,又看了看自己的二手雪佛兰,生无可恋走了过去。如果罗素问他保时捷在哪,就说拿去修了,雪佛兰是他老爸的车。No, ishisgrandfather'scar(riage)!
不,是他爷爷的车!„Heartthrob217?”Luo Sulags behind the sunglasses, could not bearsmileone: „Ifyoujustfought with the fistsonthatbastardface, you can indeed be joined tothisname.”
“万人迷217?”罗素拉下墨镜,忍不住笑了一声:“如果你刚刚一拳打在那混蛋脸上,你的确能配上这个名字。”Samsmilesembarrasedly: „Ihave a motor repairfactorymister, did youjustsee?”
山姆讪讪一笑:“我有一间汽修厂先生,你刚刚都看到了?”„AskedmeLuo Suto be OK.”
“叫我罗素就可以了。”„Hello, Luo Su, IamSam! SamWitwicky!”
“你好,罗素,我是山姆!山姆・维特维奇!”Two peopleput out a handto grasp, isknewinitially,Luo SuansweredSam the beforehandissue: „Seesveryclearly, goes downChevroletfrom you timeIstartedto observeyou. The young people, havea few wordsto give toyou, the physiquedoes not weigh the strong and weak the sole criterion, feared that takes a beatingto be possiblenot to pick up the little girl!”
两人伸手一握,算是初步认识,罗素回答山姆之前的问题:“看得很清楚,从你走下雪佛兰的时候我就开始观察你了。年轻人,有一句话送给你,体格不是衡量强弱的唯一标准,怕挨揍可泡不到妞!”ThissayingslightlysaidSamto be somewhat moved, hegawkedstaring, quicklyasked: „From landingyouare observingme, how do youknowmyappearance?”
这话说得山姆有些小感动,他愣了愣,急忙问道:“从下车时你就在观察我,你怎么知道我的样子?”„Did Sam, forgetmetoyourappraisal?”Luo Susaidwith a smile: „Youroutstandingmakingsare very striking, Iin the crowdfoundyou.”
“山姆,忘了我对你的评价?”罗素笑着说道:“你出众的气质十分醒目,以至于我在人群中一眼就找到了你。”Sam: „......”
山姆:“……”„Ha, cracks a joke!”Luo Suwas sayingtakes out250USDfrom the wallet: „Does moneyinthis, which the goods, meneedto examine?”
“哈哈哈,开个玩笑!”罗素说着从皮夹里取出250美刀:“钱在这,货在哪,我要验一下?”„, Canotherlike thissay that althoughsoundsverycool.”Samenviedto look at the Luo Suwallet, criticized a damnrich man, took out the glass casefrom the pants pocket, openeddemonstratedoncepaternal great-grandfather'streasure.
“呃,能别这么说吗,虽然听起来很酷。”山姆羡慕看了眼罗素的钱包,暗骂一句该死的有钱人,从裤兜里取出眼镜盒,打开展示了一下曾曾祖父的宝物。
The Luo Subrowselects, looks at the slightgoldentraceon the shatterlens, satisfactionnods, two peopleexchange money for the goods.罗素眉头一挑,在破碎的镜片上瞄到细微的金色纹路,满意点点头,两人一手交钱一手交货。„Cooperationis happy, I ensure youwill feel the above the price in value.”Samaccepts the billdeliciously, gets a sudden inspirationto open the mouth saying: „Luo Su, do you want to take a look atmyotherholdings, just likethiseyeglasses, is the preciousantique, has the collectionvalue.”
“合作愉快,我保证你会觉得物超所值。”山姆美滋滋收下钞票,灵机一动开口道:“罗素,你想不想看看我的其他藏品,和这付眼镜一样,都是珍贵的古董,极具收藏价值。”Is saying, the Samsuddensyllabic finalwas quiet, both eyesshoneto looktoMikaela, words that has not misunderstood, thereas ifhad the quarrel.
正说着,山姆突然收声住嘴,双目放光看向米凯拉,没听错的话,那里似乎发生了争吵。Myopportunitycame!
我的机会来了!„Luo Su, firstwaits formyfiveminutes, Iimmediatelycome.”Beautycurrent, Samdrops outmoneydecisively, turns aroundto charge intoChevrolet.
“罗素,先等我五分钟,我马上就过来。”美色当前,山姆果断抛下金钱,掉头冲向雪佛兰。Luo Sublinks, does not understand that Samwhichmusclebuiltmistakenly, the side first looked, discoveredMikaela.罗素眨眨眼,不明白山姆哪根筋搭错了,侧头一看,发现了米凯拉。MikaelaandTrentpart on bad terms, the reasonisshewantsto tryto harness all -terrain vehicle of boyfriend, butTrentdid not agree,appraisingherbodytenderbodyis supply more suitableto play the bumper car.米凯拉和崔恩不欢而散,原因是她想试驾男友的越野车,但崔恩不同意,评价她身娇体柔更适合玩碰碰车。Thisgoodsmalecancerlate stage, is not suitableto have the girlfriend!
这货直男癌晚期,不适合拥有女朋友!
The Mikaelaself-respectsuffers setbacks, trampled the boyfrienddecisively, walks home.米凯拉自尊心受挫,果断把男友踹了,独自一人步行回家。Samis filled with joyto harnessChevrolet, the frontMikaelaenchantingbackmakeshimflowLahachildcrazily, heilluminatedaccording to the rear view mirror, looksdoes not hangbyoneself the silkdiligently: „Hey, Mikaela, IamSam. SamWitwicky!”
山姆满心欢喜驾着雪佛兰,前方米凯拉妖娆的背影让他狂流拉哈子,他照了照后视镜,努力让自己看起来不那么吊丝:“嘿,米凯拉,我是山姆。山姆・维特维奇!”Mikaela: „......”米凯拉:“……”Onthisfacewrites‚is thinkingcopulation’whostupidis?
这脸上写着‘想交配’的沙雕是谁?„Hey, Mikaela, verysorry, letyouandTrentproduced the contradiction, hopes that has not madeyoutooawkward.”Samwas mistaken that two peoplequarrelledbecause, lifted the handto open the vehicle door: „Icandriveto deliveryouto go home, ifyoudo not mind.”
“嘿,米凯拉,很抱歉,让你和崔恩产生了矛盾,希望没让你太为难。”山姆误以为两人争吵是因为自己,抬手推开车门:“我可以开车送你回家,呃,如果你不介意的话。”Mikaelahad not spoken, hearswordlooks atChevrolet that the eyefell the paint, does not know how to do, shecould not think that thiscar(riage), shewill definitely regret.米凯拉一直没说话,闻言看了眼掉漆的雪佛兰,不知怎么搞的,她觉得不上这辆车,自己肯定会后悔。Whenhergives a handpreparesto board, cries out strangelyfrom the rear areatransmits, is the Sam'stwogoodsfriendMiles.
就在她搭手准备上车的时候,一声怪叫从后方传来,是山姆的二货朋友迈尔斯。„Is Sam, youdoing, whywalkeddid not shoutme?”
“山姆,你在干什么,为什么走了不喊我?”Milesjumps downfrom the tree, when posture that becausehangs upside down, whereaboutsfell a dogto gnaw the mud, heis whippingdust, dashed about wildlyto come, the slipperran awaynot to pick.
迈尔斯从树上跳下来,因为倒挂的姿势,下落时摔了个狗啃泥,他拍打着身上的尘土,一路狂奔而来,拖鞋跑掉了一只也没捡。Mikaela: „......”米凯拉:“……”Withdrewjustwords, onthiscar(riage), shewill certainly regret.
收回刚刚的话,上了这辆车,她一定会后悔。Looksback that the goddessdeparts, Samwhole personis not good, onlyalmost, cancarryMikaelato deliverherobviouslyto go home.
看着女神离去的背影,山姆整个人都不好了,明明只差一点,就能载着米凯拉送她回家了。„Hi, does Sam, whatyouprepareto make?”Milespantsto sit the copilot.
“嗨,山姆,你准备做什么?”迈尔斯气喘吁吁坐上副驾驶。„Waiter, thissayingIasked,youdo prepareto do?”
“伙计,这话该我来问,你准备干什么?”„Sam, youviolated the meetingcustom.”
“山姆,你违反了聚会规矩。”„The custom of whatnonsense?”
“什么狗屁的规矩?”„Cannot the heavycolorlightfriend.”Milessaidseriously: „Candraw back the car(riage), myslipperfellthat.”
“不能重色轻友。”迈尔斯一本正经说道:“能把车退回去么,我拖鞋掉那了。”Samwants to cry but have no tears: „Heavycolorlightfriend...... you are speakingwhatnonsense, myTMdoes not knowyou.”
山姆欲哭无泪:“重色轻友……你在说什么傻话,我TM根本就不认识你。”
After fiveseconds, Samreallycried, hesawonMikaelaLamborghini, thatdamn‚Ihad a motor repairfactory’hoodsupercar.
五秒钟之后,山姆真的哭了,他看到米凯拉上了兰博基尼,那个该死的‘我有一间汽修厂’的敞篷超跑。„Miles, should not be the seat belt.”
“迈尔斯,不要系安全带。”„Why?”
“为什么?”„Iwantto makeyoudieof a traffic accident.”
“我想让你死于一次交通意外。”
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