Although named Clark Kent, although is the black frame eyeglasses black hair, moreover pulls open to repair the work clothes, inside is a tight clothes that has the S symbol, but he is really not Superman. 虽然名叫克拉克・肯特,虽然都是黑框眼镜黑发,而且拉开修理工服,里面是一件带有S标志的紧身衣,但他真的不是超人。 Has confirmed about this Luo Su, before boarding, his fist brandishes, Clark then covers the belly to kneel spits greatly spits especially, if really Superman...... 关于这点罗素已经确认过,在上车前,他一拳抡过去,克拉克便捂着肚子跪地大吐特吐,真要是超人…… Also good! 也蛮好！ Changes an angle, this goods must really be Superman, after Luo Su, can the making an effort wave, be able a fist to project on to throw up water Superman, he also has anything to be good to fear. 换个角度,这货要真是超人,罗素以后就可以使劲浪了,能一拳把超人打到吐酸水,他还有什么好怕的。 „BOSS, about just that fist, my attorney......” “BOSS,关于刚刚那一拳,我的律师……” „This month the wages turn time!” “这个月工资翻倍！” „Good, I and my attorney do not have the issue.” “好的,我和我的律师都没有问题。” Above is the dialogue of Luo Su and Clark, after with he exchanges briefly, Luo Su knows, Clark dresses up this appearance is intentionally. 上述就是罗素和克拉克的对话,在和他简短交流过后,罗素才知道,克拉克打扮成这副模样是故意的。 In order to fish younger sister! 为了钓妹子！ Because with Superman of the same name, Clark hits slightly is popular, while at junior high school he starts fitness, after building up muscle, was more popular. 因为和超人同名,克拉克打小就非常受欢迎,初中时他开始健身,炼出一身肌肉之后更受欢迎了。 The girls like showing off, they can say with the companion, knows Clark Kent, I and he went to bed. 女孩们喜欢炫耀,她们会和同伴说,知道克拉克・肯特吗,我和他上过床。 However, when the Clark high school graduates, auspicious day to the end. Marched into the girls of society to be mature, they will not be pursuing any super hero superficial, will not care about the S symbol, making poor Superman go damn, their ideal were Bruce Wayne! 然而,当克拉克高中毕业,好日子就到头了。步入社会的女孩们成熟了,她们不会在肤浅地追求什么超级英雄,也不会在意S型标志,让贫穷的超人去见鬼吧,她们的理想型是布鲁斯・韦恩！ Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Very good, this is very real! 很好,这很真实！ Clark goes by car, bringing Luo Su to arrive at his motor repair factory, does not know that is the Duluth land is not valuable, because he is very rich, this motor repair factory area is big. Achieved three figures, except for the automobiles and motorcycles of various size, armored vehicle and tank also in repair service portfolio. 克拉克驱车,带着罗素来到他的汽修厂,不知道是德卢斯市的土地不值钱,还是因为他真的很有钱,这家汽修厂占地面积非常大。员工人数达到了三位数,除了大小各种款型的汽车、摩托车,装甲车和坦克也在修理服务范围之内。 Joins hands behind the back inspects in the factory, Luo Su tries own Lamborghini supercar, confirmed that unmistakable arrived at the offices situated in two buildings afterward. He does not have, because everyone called BOSS to be floating, in the Marvel world, the loyal full little brother saw too, in comparison, the motor repair factory was the pediatrics. 背手在工厂里巡视一圈,罗素试了试自己的兰博基尼超跑,确认无误后来到位于二楼的办公室。他没有因为所有人都称呼BOSS而飘飘然,在漫威世界里,忠心十足的小弟见太多了,相比之下,汽修厂就是小儿科。 A lubricating oil flavor very heavy office, because is the motor repair factory, this inevitable. Luo Su has not shut out, sits starts to access the net to glance over the news on the chair, seeks with the world background related traces. 一间润滑油味道很重的办公室,因为是汽修厂,这点不可避免。罗素也没嫌弃,坐在椅子上开始上网浏览新闻,寻找和世界背景有关的蛛丝马迹。 A search, Luo Su anything had not discovered, just like the real world, at least in the surface this world does not have the supernatural force, does not have the alien to invade Earth. On the homepage is flooding various star scandals, and trash advertisement, looked at a while he to give up. 一番搜索,罗素什么都没发现,和现实世界一样,至少表面上这个世界没有超自然力量,也没有外星人入侵地球。网页上充斥着各种明星绯闻,以及垃圾广告,看了一会儿他就放弃了。 „BOSS, this is this month report form, you look, without the issue signs.” “BOSS,这是这个月的报表,你看一下,没问题签个字。” The office gate was shoved open, a middle-aged guy walked, Sideburns with balding hair, modeling extremely being pregnant feeling. The guy whole body dirt is actually responsible for the clerical job, looks at Luo Su not to have the heart, complains the beforehand status to be stingy. 办公室门被推开,一个中年大汉走了进来,络腮胡子配地中海,造型极有喜感。大汉满身污渍却负责文职工作,看得罗素于心不忍,吐槽自己之前的身份太抠门。 „Later online issues a hiring information, I must look for a female secretary.” Luo Su rapid reader, takes a fast look around the report form, after signing, told: „Wages can be higher, but wants young attractive, un...... I am responsible for interviewing personally.” “待会儿在网上发布一条招聘信息,我要找个女秘书。”罗素一目十行,将报表扫视完毕,签完字后吩咐道:“工资可以高一些,但一定要年轻漂亮,嗯……我亲自负责面试。” „BOSS, you recruit the female secretary to do, I am the outstanding student of Cornell University, is competent this concurrent job sufficiently.” The Sideburns guy is somewhat discontented, he had three children to support, cancould do without this concurrent job money. “BOSS,你招女秘书干什么,我可是康奈尔大学的高材生,足以胜任这份兼职。”络腮胡大汉有些不满,他有三个孩子要养活,不能没了这份兼职钱。 „Your wages remain unchanged!” “你的工资保持不变！” Luo Su throws down a few words, making the Sideburns guy turn hostile instantaneously, the concern shows solicitude to say: „BOSS, recruiting the information needs to refine, what contents you want to add, the leg length and chest are big, or maroon hair?” 罗素丢下一句话,让络腮胡大汉瞬间变脸,关怀体恤道:“BOSS,征聘信息需要细化,你想加些什么内容,腿长、胸大,又或者栗色头发？” Worthily is the outstanding student of Cornell University, to the order of higher-up leader, in a short time makes the analysis, and refines to carrying out the link. 不愧是康奈尔大学的高材生,对上级领导的命令,在极短的时间内就做出剖析,并细化至执行环节。 Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, spoke frankly: „Do not misunderstand, I do not want to enter the office to see your sparking skull.” 罗素翻了个白眼,直言道:“别误会,我只是不想一进办公室就看到你闪亮的脑壳。” „This is the family inherits, if you are unsatisfied, I will buy a wig tomorrow, but I request to increase the high-temperature subsidy.” Sideburns self-ridiculed, thought of anything probably, says: „BOSS, if the attractive female secretary, in the motor repair factory the good girls, she are good at repairing the motorcycle, was used to the flavor in workshop, will not have disgusting gastric disorder and other situations to cause your prestige to be damaged.” “这是家族遗传,如果你不满意,我明天就买一顶假发,但我要求增加高温补贴。”络腮胡自嘲了一句,像是想到了什么,开口说道:“BOSS,如果是漂亮的女秘书,汽修厂里就有一个不错的女孩,她擅长修理摩托车,习惯了厂房里的味道,不会出现恶心反胃等情况导致你声誉受损。” Saying, Sideburns pulls open the louver, is pointing at downstairs: „She in that can distinguish, because of her, repaired the boys of motorcycle recently changes.” 说着,络腮胡子拉开百叶窗,指着楼下:“她就在那,一眼就能分辨出来,因为她,最近修理摩托车的男孩都变多了。” Before Luo Su arrives at the window, fixes the eyes on to look toward, pleasant is a disassembled motorcycle, the nearby stands brown sends the young girl who a youth is brimming with. 罗素来到窗前,定睛朝下方看去,入眼是一辆被拆卸的摩托车,边上站着个青春洋溢的棕发少女。 She wears the hot-pants, reveals the straight long leg, the upper body is wrapping the greasy work clothes of repairman, opening wide has not been being a knot, inside is the shirt of reveal navel, the wheat color flesh makes her seem like the youth to brim with, is very energetic. 她穿着热裤,露出笔直的长腿,上身套着修理工的油腻工作服,敞开着没系扣子,里面是露肚脐的衬衫,小麦色的肌肤让她看起来青春洋溢,很有活力。 „Jennifer!?” “詹妮弗！？” Luo Su surprised, the girl is very pretty, moreover he is very familiar, in the chaotic devil world, Jennifer is growing this face. The facial features are fine, bridge of the nose tall very/straight, the red lip are attractive, in the foreheads brings the charming makings, in the digital camera is saving many data, he will not admit mistakes. 罗素惊疑一声,女孩很漂亮,而且他还很熟悉,混乱的魔鬼世界中,詹妮弗就长着这张脸。五官精致、鼻梁高挺、红唇诱人,眉宇间自带妩媚气质,数码相机里存着不少数据,他不会认错。 „BOSS, she did not call Jennifer, Mikaela Bane, this was her name.” “BOSS,她不叫詹妮弗,米凯拉・贝恩斯,这才是她的名字。” Luo Su had not answered, knits the brows the thinking deeply moment, guessed that the possibility of the world background, with a Jennifer face, he can only think of Transformers and Ninja Turtles. Considered that the Mikaela age, may be Transformers! 罗素没有回话,皱眉深思片刻,猜测世界背景的可能性,和詹妮弗一张脸,他只能想到变形金刚和忍者神龟。考虑米凯拉的年龄,极有可能是变形金刚！ That present time line...... 那现在的时间线…… „Is anyone, she still going to school now?” “那谁,她现在还在上学吗？” „Yes, she is the student in God church parish public school Marshall Middle School, the father is being imprisoned, without mother, will usually work to make money in the motor repair factory.” The Sideburns guy shrugs, a flower season young girl who makes one regret, can the words, he did not mind that draws opposite party. “是的,她是天主教区公立学校马歇尔中学的学生,父亲在坐牢,没有母亲,平时会在汽修厂打工赚钱。”络腮胡大汉耸耸肩,一个让人惋惜的花季少女,可以的话,他不介意拉对方一把。 Luo Su is speechless immediately: „School girl who a high school has not graduated, does she have the time to go to work?” 罗素顿时无语:“一个高中还没毕业的女学生,她有时间来上班吗？” „BOSS, do you really prepare to want a going to work female secretary?” “BOSS,您真准备要个上班的女秘书？” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „Cracks a joke, do not mind!” The Sideburns guy said with a smile: „She will graduate next year, as far as I know her result is ordinary, in the family/home does not have money to go to college for her, she will be glad to receive this work.” “开个玩笑,别介意！”络腮胡大汉笑着说道:“她明年就毕业了,据我所知她成绩一般,家里也没钱供她上大学,她会乐意接下这份工作。” „Wait, you do not ask that I can be glad?” “等等,你就不问问我会不会乐意？” „I thought that you will be glad, even if her anything does not do, is an attractive vase, office not this!” “我觉得你会乐意,哪怕她什么都不做,也是个漂亮花瓶,办公室不都这样么！” „Good, I start to believe that you were the outstanding student of ivy.” “好吧,我开始相信你是常青藤的高材生了。” „BOSS, you do not believe that is not good, I have the certificate.” “BOSS,你不相信也不行,我有证书。” „She, told her tomorrow to go to work.” Luo Su uses a hand to cover the face, looked at Sideburns: „On the other hand, I had not cared you do name?” “就她了,告诉她明天就可以上班。”罗素以手覆面,看了眼络腮胡:“话说回来,我还没关心过你叫什么名字？” „Jeff, the full name is Jeff Richardson.” “杰夫,全名是杰夫・理查德森。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” „What's wrong, BOSS?” “怎么了,BOSS？” „It‘s nothing, you go out, later I shouted that do not come.” “没什么,你出去吧,以后我喊你也别进来。” „......” “……” ...... …… „How this repairing a vehicle factory does, the name rare and beautiful flowers, will jump out of a Diana Prince I not to feel the accident/surprise one by one again!” “这家修车厂怎么搞的,名字一个比一个奇葩,再跳出一个戴安娜・普林斯我都不会觉得意外！” Luo Su sits the seat, turns on the homepage to start to look for the clue, if this is really the Transformers world, according to the Mikaela high school has not graduated, can infer the plot not to start, wants to confirm is very simple, evidence in eBay online. 罗素坐回座位,打开网页开始寻找线索,如果这真是变形金刚的世界,根据米凯拉高中还未毕业,可以推断剧情尚未开始,想要证实很简单,证据就在eBay网上。 This may make the Global People access the net to buy and sell the online auction and online shop of item, at this moment is auctioning equally interesting item, records the All-Spark Coordinate the eyeglasses. 这个可让全球民众上网买卖物品的线上拍卖及购物网站,此刻正拍卖着一样有趣的物品,记载火种源坐标的眼镜。 North Pole, exploration and eyeglasses, the short three key words, on the homepage jumped out of pair of old-fashioned round frame eyeglasses of breakage. 北极、探险、眼镜,短短三个关键字,网页上就跳出了一副破损的老式圆框眼镜。 Starting bid price 250 USD, transport expense 8 USD! 起拍价250美刀,运费八美刀！ Although seller ‚heartthrob 217’ will tell the story very much, with the language of most fining, increased various legendary to this eyeglasses on. For example the owner of eyeglasses is first explorer who explores North Pole, this eyeglasses has seen many interesting matters, but the netizen is not stupid, or the stupid netizen did not have stupid to arrive incurable, the bidding population of eyeglasses until now is zero. 虽然卖家‘万人迷217’很会讲故事,用最精炼的语言,给这副眼镜上添加了各种传奇色彩。比如眼镜的主人是第一个探索北极的探险家,这幅眼镜见过很多有趣的事,但网友不是沙雕,或者说沙雕网友还没沙雕到不可救药,眼镜的竞拍人数至今为零。 Luo Su created an account number, name of head of household ‚I had a motor repair factory’, broke zero to become the first bidding person awkwardly, offer was 250 USD of starting bid price. 罗素创建了一个账号,户名‘我有一间汽修厂’,打破零尴尬成为第一个竞拍人,出价是起拍价的250美刀。 This eyeglasses indeed have legendary very much, coordinate data that because Megatron implants, even can regard as the extraterrestrial writing carrier, but All-Spark had been shifted by U.S.A, no matter Autobot or Decepticons, attain this eyeglasses anything unable to obtain. 这幅眼镜的确很有传奇色彩,因为威震天植入的坐标数据,甚至可以视作外星文字载体,但火种源早已被美帝转移,不管是汽车人还是霸天虎,拿到这个眼镜什么也得不到。 Luo Su does not shut out, he wants this eyeglasses, this is he meddles the plot to be simplest the effective method. 罗素不嫌弃,他想要这幅眼镜,这是他插手剧情最简单有效的方法。 First no matter World Mission is anything, certainly must contact the Cybertron star talent to trigger, had the eyeglasses, he can definitely sit waits for mission to visit at home. 先不管世界任务是什么,肯定要接触赛博坦星人才能触发,有了眼镜,他完全可以坐在家里等任务上门。 Another side, heartthrob 217 waits painstakingly in front of the computer, renovates page every five minutes a time, sees Luo Su bidding, has the contact with him immediately. 另一边,万人迷217苦等在电脑前,每隔五分钟刷新一次页面,看到罗素竞拍,立马和他取得联系。 Sam Witwicky, the role deviation bookworm type waste firewood of flows male lead, through the eBay name, is not difficult to see that he does one -man show. 山姆・维特维奇,角色偏向书呆子类型的废柴流男主角,通过eBay名,不难看出他还是个闷骚。 Is 18 years old, until now is Shakespeare's boy, Sam is unable to tolerate this point, he must rise in the high school year last. 年满18岁,至今还是个莎士比亚的男孩,山姆无法容忍这一点,他要在高中最后一年崛起。 First, he must have a car(riage). 首先,他得有一辆车。 The issue not too, the last history lesson will attain A tomorrow, he can obtain father's poverty relief fund, has a Porsche. 问题不太,明天最后一门历史课拿到A,他就能得到父亲的扶贫基金,拥有一辆保时捷。 Again then, he needs to enrich oneself wallet, works the meager wage that gains unable to support and girl opens......, appointment, therefore he sold out all possibly valuable private item, he placed the great expectations is once paternal great-grandfather's eyeglasses. 再然后,他需要充实自己的钱包,打工赚到的微薄薪水支撑不起和女孩开……咳咳,约会,于是他卖掉了一切可能值钱的私有物品,最被他寄予厚望的就是曾曾祖父的眼镜。 „Waiter, is really a talent, you have an eye that is good at discovering, believes me, this eyeglasses absolutely is a treasure.” “伙计,真是个天才,你有一双善于发现的眼睛,相信我,这幅眼镜绝对是件宝物。” „Therefore?” “所以？” „Therefore, I decide first to illustrate its origin to you, making you know its value incessantly 250 USD.” “所以,我决定先向你解说一下它的来历,让你知道它的价值远不止250美刀。” Saw that Sam will soon change body Spider-Man, Luo Su returns ill-humoredly said: „Please broad in 10 words, otherwise I do not buy.” 眼瞅着山姆即将变身蜘蛛侠,罗素没好气回道:“请概括在十个单词以内,不然我就不买了。” „1000 USD!” “1000美刀！” „Sorry, does not buy.” “抱歉,不买了。” „Wait, 800 USD...... good, 600 USD...... 500 USD, cannot be few.” “等等,800美刀……好吧,600美刀……500美刀,不能再少了。” „250 USD, like selling!” “250美刀,爱卖不卖！” „Deal!” 250 USD were also good, Sam has the fool to swallow the bait from the beginning hopelessly, he types on the keyboard to continue to ask: „You can the online payment, my mail to you eyeglasses, naturally the transport expense turn over to you, on the website wrote.” “成交！”250美刀也不错了,山姆一开始就没指望有冤大头上钩,他敲着键盘继续问道:“你可以在线付款,我这就把眼镜给你寄出去,当然运费归你,网站上都写好了。” „I in Minnesota Duluth, if you in the , I choose to meet the transaction.” Luo Su returns directly said, the ghost knows the U.S.A express company anything speed . Moreover the midway was robbed he to bustle about white/in vain. “我在明尼苏达州的德卢斯市,如果你就在附近,我选择见面交易。”罗素直接回道,鬼知道美帝的快递公司什么速度,而且中途被劫走他就白忙乎了。 „God, this certainly is the arrangement of God, I also in Duluth.” Sam sends out a smiling face expression , to continue to type saying: „Looks in the share of God, how additional 50 USD, meet to trade me to again pull out the oil fee/spent, you know that the super race car eats the oil.” “天啊,这一定是上帝的安排,我也在德卢斯市。”山姆发出一个笑脸表情,继续打字道:“看在上帝的份上,再加50美刀怎样,见面交易我得掏油费,你知道的,超级跑车都非常吃油。” „Child, you certainly are the student who has not been in love.” “孩子,你一定是个还没谈过恋爱的学生。” „What, how you know, you are God?” “What,你怎么会知道,你是上帝吗？” „This is not difficult to guess, the hormone that your vented urgently needed, through the mesh wire, has spread to the entire Internet!” “这不难猜,你那急需发泄的荷尔蒙,已经通过网线,蔓延到整个互联网了！” „......” “……”