AE :: Volume #5 我讨厌机器人

#151: The flower that the roadside picks conveniently, does not ask for money


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Ding!】 【叮!】 Host contact plot character NS-5, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物NS-5,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】 Dozens NS-5 robots only triggered to draw one time, Luo Su not slightly discontented, instead anticipated to this proportion. 几十台NS-5机器人只触发了一次抽奖,罗素没有丝毫不满,反而对这个比例十分期待。 The ending of movie, over 100,000 NS-5 centralism are waiting for the destruction together, but these are also Chicago wait for processing merely the robot, takes a broad view at the global quantity is not possible to count. 电影的结尾,超过十万台NS-5集中在一起等待销毁,而这些还仅仅是芝加哥市等待处理的机器人,放眼全球数量不可计数。 For 24 hours of after thinking mission completes, can stay, Luo Su is choked up with emotions, this World Mission difficulty is not only ordinary, but can also brush the drawing number of times crazily, simply is the treatment of big gift parcel rank. 想到任务完成后可以停留的24小时,罗素不禁心潮澎湃,这次世界任务不仅难度一般,还能疯狂刷抽奖次数,简直是大礼包级别的待遇。 Brush! 刷! In heart wild with joy, Luo Su acted becomes compares was more agile before, the blade light glittered continuously, cuts the melon to cut the vegetable/dish equally unparalleled to cut grass, in the quick ground overspread the NS-5 stump residual limb to break the human bone. 心中狂喜,罗素出手都变得比之前更利索了,刀光连续闪烁,砍瓜切菜一样无双割草,很快地面上铺满了NS-5的残肢断骸。 The Adamantium blade is sharp exceptionally, but its powerful place is actually not sharp, but is hard and wearability. This is Luo Su has currently used the best cold weapons the blade, even if other weapons adhere to stick cohere the sword air/Qi and charm, is still very difficult and it contends. 艾德曼合金刀锋利异常,但它强大之处却不是锋利,而是坚硬和耐磨损。这把刀是罗素目前使用过最好的冷兵器,其他武器即便附着剑气和魔力,也很难和它相抗衡。 Luo Su, looks here, looks here.” 罗素,看这里,看这里。” Luo Su snatched too many crest of wave, somewhat refuses to accept as partner Spooner, wants to display itself intentionally, looks for the opportunity jumping up midair, both hands holds the blade to divide certainly layer on layer/heavily. 罗素抢了太多风头,作为搭档斯普纳有些不服,存心想表现一下自己,找准机会跳上半空,双手持刀重重劈下。 The front NS-5 that crawls from the scene of accident, the body being damaged action is slow, is the best target. 前方是从车祸现场爬出来的一台NS-5,机体受创行动力缓慢,是最好的靶子。 Spooner's plan is a blade hews two halves it, after falling to the ground , the single-handed brace, holds the blade to lift single-handedly horizontally, pulls down the forehead slightly, making the shadow cover second half stretch/open face. 斯普纳的计划是一刀将其砍成两半,落地后单手撑地,一手持刀横举,微微压低额头,让阴影盖住下半张脸。 Ultra cool, thinks somewhat to be excitedly small! 超酷,想想还有些小激动! He thinks that successfully plays the graceful possibility to be very big, first mechanical arm strength is astonishing, second the machete in hand destroys the hardest defenses( Luo Su at the nearby personally demonstration), this compels have no reason not to install. 他认为成功耍帅的可能性很大,一来是机械手臂力量惊人,二来是手中的大砍刀无坚不摧(罗素在边上亲身示范),这个逼没理由不装。 !!! 嘣!!! The machete cracks with the teeth in the NS-5 top of the head, bang one breaks off, the half knife departs more than ten meters. 大砍刀嗑在NS-5头顶,砰的一下折断,半截刀身飞出十几米。 Incessantly is Spooner, even NS-5 was shocked, two people look at each other for three seconds, finally Spooner first responded, exploded the head of NS-5 with the mechanical arm hammer. 不止是斯普纳,连NS-5都愣住了,两人对视三秒,最终斯普纳首先反应过来,用机械手臂锤爆了NS-5的脑袋。 „, My Tu Longbao blade......” Luo Su stands suddenly from the , picks up the half short sword to be deeply grieved: Spooner, this blade is my handed down in the family most precious object, Jesus has not done missionary work it was born, at least value nine figures.” “啊,我的屠龙宝刀……”罗素突然从边上站出来,捡起半截短刀悲痛欲绝:“斯普纳,这把刀是我家传至宝,耶稣还没传教的时候它就诞生了,至少价值九位数。” Bastard, whom you deceives!” “混蛋,你骗谁呢!” Spooner face gas black, fell the hilt bitterly on the ground: You give up any idea to deceive me, this type of broken blade I can buy in the supermarket.” 斯普纳脸都气黑了,恨恨把刀柄摔在地上:“你休想骗我,这种破刀我在超市都能买到。” Spooner, this blade can the value nine figures be because the history precipitates, does not depend on whether sharp, it cut entire 2000 watermelon.” Luo Su looks painfully, a two brothers' good appearance racket Spooner's shoulder: Looks in us is in the share of partner, removes the odd change to calculate your 1 hundred million USD.” “斯普纳,这把刀能价值九位数是因为历史沉淀,并不是取决于是否锋利,它切了整整2000年的西瓜。”罗素面露沉痛,一副哥俩好的样子拍拍斯普纳的肩膀:“看在我们是搭档的份上,去掉零头算你一亿美刀。” You shut up to me!!” “你给我闭嘴!!” When two people boasted damaged mutually, large number of wreckers appear, restrained the NS-5 wreckage at the extremely quick speed. 在两人吹牛互损的时候,大量清障车出现,以极快的速度收敛NS-5的残骸。 Obviously, this is destroys the corpse and leave no trace, later this/should put the blame on victim, but Luo Su has not stopped, but also blocked Spooner who wants to leave behind a robot corpse. 很显然,这是毁尸灭迹,之后就该是倒打一耙了,但罗素没有制止,还拦住了想要留下一具机器人尸体的斯普纳。 The reason is very simple, the personal reason is Luo Su has no way to explain that own Adamantium blade, in grand strategy, in the NS-5 world selling well, the USR Corporation market value rises suddenly, the U.S.A government collects taxes to receive leniently, the confirmation traffic accident is the attack can also by the seal. 原因很简单,个人原因是罗素没法解释自己的艾德曼合金刀,从大局出发,NS-5全球热销中,USR公司市值暴涨,美帝政府收税收到手软,证实车祸是袭击事件也会被封口。 Once exerted pressure by the senior government officials, he might face the imprisonment and isolation, affects the following action, the gain does not equal the loss. 一旦被政府高官施压,他很可能会面临监禁和隔离,影响接下来的行动,得不偿失。 Luo Su said is well-founded, although Spooner is discontented, but also acknowledged that the fact indeed so, can only feel discontented to look the evidence was cleaned up. 罗素说得有理有据,斯普纳虽然不满,但也承认事实的确如此,只能心怀不满看着证据被清理一空。 After the wrecker leaves for 30 seconds, the fire brigade, Ratchet / ambulance and police force 11 rush to the scene, the one who is slowest is the police force, they with daily same come late. 清障车离开30秒之后,消防队、救护车和警队一一赶至现场,最慢的是警队,他们和日常一样来得最晚。 The traffic safety bureau said that Luo Su and Spooner manual driving car race on the road, two USR Corporation transport vehicles of computer controls to give way to traffic to have the side to turn the explosion, the new robot that packed with reimburses completely, the loss is serious. 交通安全署说罗素和斯普纳手动驾驶在路上飙车,两辆电脑控制的USR公司运输车为了避让发生侧翻爆炸,满载的新型机器人全部报销,损失惨重。 Because there is a video to make the evidence, the pressure that John faces is very big, various aspects are exerting pressure on him, but can only take back Luo Su and Spooner's badge and police officer proves, has a long vacation to two people. 因为有视频做证据,约翰面临的压力很大,各方面都在给他施压,无奈之下只能收回罗素和斯普纳的警徽、警官证,给二人放了长假。 He is good to lead, having the acting is willing to shoulder the responsibility for the subordinate, changes into others to affirm that lets Luo Su and Spooner directly takes off to get the hell out, can roll many rolls far. 他是个好领导,有担当愿意为下属扛责任,换成别人肯定直接让罗素和斯普纳卷铺盖滚蛋,能滚多远滚多远。 What to do then should?” “接下来该怎么办?” Luo Su thinks: Finds the way to enter USR Corporation, but we now are not the police, walks the investigation frankly and uprightly is impossible.” 罗素想了想:“想办法进入USR公司,不过我们现在不是警察,正大光明走进去调查是不可能了。” Spooner brow selects: „Do you have the idea evidently?” 斯普纳眉头一挑:“看样子你已经有主意了?” Right! Receives arrives at displays the masculine charm time, we separately acted, I look for Ada, you look for Carl Dr. writing.” “没错!接下来到发挥男性魅力的时候了,我们分头行动,我去找艾达,你去找卡尔文博士。” Spooner stares slightly: Asks Carl Dr. writing I to understand, but you look for Ada to do, what busy can she add on?” 斯普纳微微一愣:“找卡尔文博士我能理解,但你去找艾达干什么,她能帮上什么忙?” The Luo Su corners of the mouth bring back: „The Ada responsible area of jurisdiction is Area 50, the USR headquarters there, if your masculine charm is insufficient, Carl Dr. writing not bird you, we enter USR Corporation through Ada.” 罗素嘴角勾起:“艾达负责的辖区是50区,USR总部就在那里,如果你的男性魅力不足,卡尔文博士不鸟你,我们就通过艾达进入USR公司。” Spooner disdains to smile: Waiter, you can definitely go home to lie down, although I do not come the electricity to Carl article that woman, but I , to soak her, divides minute to handle.” 斯普纳不屑一笑:“伙计,那你完全可以回家躺着了,虽然我对卡尔文那个女人不来电,但我要想泡她,分分钟就能搞定。” I believe, you two are a match.” “我相信,你们两个挺般配的。” Oh, you are cracking a joke right? She is not the type that I like, I even had no way to find a surface on her!” Spooner is saying, putting out a hand drew a square body, described that Carl article desperate stature , like the wall of sigh. “哇哦,你在开玩笑对吗?她不是我喜欢的类型,我甚至没法在她身上找到一个曲面!”斯普纳说着,伸手画了个四方体,来形容卡尔文令人绝望的身材,就跟叹息之墙一样。 Luo Su shakes the head: Spooner, you listened, the common woman was very difficult to endure your stretch/open Pozui, if you disagreed the Carl article in the same place, the latter half of life can only eat the dog grain.” 罗素摇摇头:“斯普纳,你听好了,一般的女人很难忍受你张破嘴,如果你不和卡尔文在一起,下半辈子只能吃狗粮。” Spooner is confused: What's wrong, isn't the Carl article the common woman? Is because she was peaceful?” 斯普纳一头雾水:“怎么,难道卡尔文不是一般的女人?是因为她太平了吗?” No!” “不!” Luo Su rubbish, points out the strategic point directly: Because you have half are the artificial machinery, but Carl Dr. writing likes the machine exceeding the real male, she will be the entire world will fall in love with your woman only.” 罗素没有废话,直接点明要害:“因为你有一半是人工机械,而卡尔文博士喜欢机器胜过真实的男性,她是全世界唯一会爱上你的女人。” Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” f*ck, I am so bad!? MD,我有那么糟糕吗!? Luo Su continues saying: Listening , the waiter, is meeting the later anything to be needless to say with Carl Dr. writing later, told her directly, you had a man-made kidney, she will fall in love with you immediately.” 罗素继续说道:“听着,伙计,待会儿和卡尔文博士见面之后什么也不用说,直接告诉她,你有一颗人造的肾,她会立马爱上你。” Damn, I said that my kidney is the meat does!” “该死,我说了,我的肾是肉做的!” ...... …… Two people act separately, Spooner rides the motorcycle to look for the Carl article, Luo Su opens that to dazzle cool Audi RSQ to look for Ada. 两人分头行动,斯普纳骑上摩托车去找卡尔文,罗素则开着那台炫酷的奥迪RSQ去找艾达 This morning Ada steps the bowlegs to leave, the Luo Su itself/Ben thinks her because will move about with difficulty at home rests, after never expected that telephone communication, this woman will be wounded to hold the post unexpectedly, the character will really be enough endures. 今早艾达迈着罗圈腿离开,罗素本以为她会因为行动不便在家休息,没想到电话联系后,这女人居然带伤坚守岗位,性格真是够坚忍。 However in fact, nowadays medical system is developed, if Ada wants to ask for leave, must draw up the diagnosis of hospital to show, her injury some are difficult, to go to work simply directly. 然而事实上,现如今的医疗体系非常发达,艾达如果想要请假,就就必须开具医院的诊断证明,她的伤势有些难以启齿,索性直接上班。 Some abrasions, the female man has not paid attention to! 些许擦伤,女汉子还不放在眼里! Receives the call, Ada is ecstatic, this is the first time that Luo Su made her on own initiative, she was considering wants the outstanding class to enjoy two people of the world. 接到电话,艾达心花怒放,这是罗素第一次主动约她,她考虑着要不要翘班去享受二人世界。 Luo Su arrives at 50 areas of jurisdiction, here is the USR headquarters, the NS-5 robot in finding at everywhere selling well. Transport vehicles drive drive out, he attempts to draw close to triggering, actually has not happened one time. 罗素来到50辖区,这里是USR公司总部,随处可见热销中的NS-5机器人。一辆辆运输车驶入驶出,他尝试着靠近触发抽奖,却一次也没发生。 Dozens 1 probabilities, fell all of a sudden several 1/1000, making him very uncomfortable. 几十分之一的几率,一下子降到了几千分之一,让他很是不爽。 Shook for a half hour, Luo Su saw Ada in the agreed location, because of the late reason, a latter face was pale. However, is seeing the Luo Su flash, immediately cloudy to clear, shows the bright smile, staggers slightly to run to Luo Su. 晃悠了半小时,罗素在约定地点见到了艾达,因为迟到的缘故,后者一脸铁青。不过,在看到罗素的一瞬间,立马多云转晴,露出灿烂的笑容,踉跄着向罗素小跑过去。 Ada, you are really attractive today, this gives your flower.” Luo Su holds one bunch of fresh flowers to hand over from the copilot place. 艾达,今天你真漂亮,这是送你的花。”罗素从副驾驶座上捧出一束鲜花递过去。 Thanks, I like very much, this flower was really attractive, spent a lot of money.” Ada smelled gently, on the face was brimming with happy satisfaction. She thought that own plan success, Luo Su had liked her liking going crazy, was the time carries out the second plan. “谢谢,我很喜欢,这花真漂亮,花了不少钱吧。”艾达轻轻嗅了一下,脸上洋溢着幸福的满足。她觉得自己的计划成功了,罗素已经爱她爱到发狂,是时候执行第二步计划了。 Speaking of the second plan, Ada thought that temporarily is not anxious, gets a taste of blood, she also wants again comfortably some time. 说到第二步计划,艾达觉得暂时不急,食髓知味,她还想再舒爽一段时间。 „When no matter, I come picks in the roadside conveniently, does not ask for money!” Luo Su beckons with the hand again and again, hinting oneself is a managing a household with diligence and thrift person. “没有的事,我来时在路边顺手摘的,不要钱!”罗素连连摆手,示意自己是个勤俭持家的人。 Ada: „......” 艾达:“……” At this time, Luo Su communication made a sound, came the electricity person is Spooner, he convinced the Carl article and saw company president Roberts, not by three big law controls Sonny. 这时,罗素的通讯器响了,来电人是斯普纳,他说服卡尔文并见到了公司总裁罗伯逊,还有不受三大定律控制的桑尼 Spooner is very self-satisfied: Waiter, my masculine charm is much bigger, this time that you imagine was I wins.” 斯普纳很是得意:“伙计,我的男性魅力比你想象的要大得多,这次是我赢了。” I understand, Carl Dr. writing has no way to resist the seduction of man-made kidney.” “我懂,卡尔文博士没法抗拒人造肾的诱惑。” Damn, actually to want me to say many, did not have the man-made kidney!” Spooner is breathless, indeed does not have the man-made kidney, he told the Carl half body is the Dr. Lanning manufacture, the opposite party agreed to help him. “该死,究竟要我说多少遍,没有人造肾!”斯普纳气急败坏,的确是没有人造肾,他只是告诉卡尔文自己半边身体是朗宁博士制造的,对方就同意帮他了。 The Carl article can not bird Spooner, but she is unable to neglect Dr. Lanning, simultaneously she mechanical body interest in Spooner is thick, two people made the transaction, after the matter becomes, Spooner must be studied by her. 卡尔文可以不鸟斯普纳,但她无法忽视朗宁博士,同时她对斯普纳的机械身体兴趣浓厚,两人做了交易,事成之后,斯普纳要被她研究。 But this transaction cannot state clearly, Spooner is the person of attaching great importance to face-saving, in his description, he used the masculine charm to conquer the Carl article, harvested female fan one. 但这种交易不能明说,斯普纳是要面子的人,在他的描述中,他用男性魅力征服了卡尔文,收获女粉丝一枚。 Luo Su, I found the Dr. Lanning death clue, must go to one in the outskirts, later contacts with you again.” 罗素,我找到了朗宁博士的死亡线索,现在要去一趟市郊,晚些再联系你。” OK, your oneself were careful!” “OK,你自己小心!” Luo Su hangs up the telephone, raised the head saw face that Ada that feelings of love were in flood. 罗素挂断电话,抬头就看到了艾达那张春心泛滥的脸。 Luo Su, which appointment do we go to?” 罗素,我们去哪约会?” Sorry, I suddenly want to go home the to rub cat, today this!” Luo Su closes the glass, did not return leaves. “抱歉,我突然想回家撸猫了,今天就这样吧!”罗素关上车窗,头也不回离开了。 Ada: „......” 艾达:“……”
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