AE :: Volume #5 我讨厌机器人

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Next day! 第二天! Ada gets out of bed to leave the Luo Su home early, likes having a long lazy sleep differently with the common female, her unusual autonomy, the life work and rest for ten years is healthy. Even if the local area rainstorm caused flood routing last night, cannot prevent her biological clock, held the wall to leave. 艾达早早起床离开罗素家,和一般女性喜欢睡懒觉不同,她非常自律,十年如一日的生活作息非常健康。哪怕昨晚局部地区大到暴雨导致洪水泛滥,都没能阻挡她的生物钟,扶着墙就离开了。 Ada wants to play to trample Luo Su gets out of bed, takes the pants to come to get angry does not recognize people, even if Luo Su holds her thigh to implore urgently, her brow does not wrinkle. May plan not to change quickly, after over night is together she to think that Luo Su is good, decides to observe some time again. If Luo Su had the meaning of repenting in this period, does not go into one's past to forgive Luo Su, gives him a being put on regular status opportunity. 艾达本想玩完就把罗素踹下床,提上裤子来个翻脸不认人,哪怕罗素抱着她的大腿苦苦哀求,她眉头都不皱一下。可计划没有变化快,经过一夜的相处她觉得罗素还行,决定再观察一段时间。如果期间罗素有悔改的意思,就既往不咎原谅罗素,给他一个转正的机会。 When passed by the living room, Ada discovered lay down in Spooner who on the sofa whistling rested greatly, an opposite party sludge live image beggar, under the contrast the Luo Su whole body is the flashing temperatures. 路过客厅时,艾达发现了躺在沙发上呼呼大睡的斯普纳,对方一身污泥活像个乞丐,对比之下罗素全身都是闪光点。 Or, the observation period lengthens again, so long as he makes me to look that on own initiative the movie...... considers as finished, I lower the difficulty with good intention good, the sending a letter breath squeak.” Ada intertwines to hold the wall, steps the bowlegs to enter the elevator. “要不,观察期再延长一点,只要他主动约我看电影……算了,我好心调低一下难度,发个信息吱一声也行。”艾达纠结扶着墙,迈动罗圈腿走进电梯。 Spooner sleep/felt rests to 9 points gets up, arrives at the bathroom to discover ignorantly oneself are in the Luo Su family/home, he was exhausted yesterday, somewhat is dispirited to the present spirit. 斯普纳一觉睡到九点才起来,浑浑噩噩来到卫生间才发现自己是在罗素家里,他昨天累坏了,到现在精神还有些萎靡不振。 Copied stuck the cold water on the face, Spooner threw into the washer the clothes, after five minutes, on put on changed beyond recognition on the body. 抄了把冷水糊在脸上,斯普纳把衣服丢进洗衣机,五分钟之后就焕然一新穿在了身上。 2035 washer bringing ultraviolet ray drying function, the washer in many science fiction movie has, therefore, if sees leading actor and actress one year in science fiction movie not to change clothes, do not think that is the dramatic team funds is insufficient, but to conform to the background does not trade. 2035年的洗衣机自带紫外线烘干功能,很多科幻电影里的洗衣机都有,所以,如果看到科幻电影里的男女主角一年都不换一件衣服,不要认为是剧组经费不足,而是为了符合时代背景才不换的。 Spooner changes the clothes, the show wraps flips the cabinet, one bottle of perfumes had not found, is raising up the middle finger to the mirror, despised Luo Su not to understand the life ruthlessly. 斯普纳换上衣服,骚包得翻了翻柜子,一瓶香水也没找到,对着镜子竖起中指,狠狠鄙视了一下罗素不懂生活。 In the living room, Luo Su sits on the sofa reads the newspaper, beautiful lies in the corner short shakes the tail, but the thunder beast is playing to step on the game of tail. Whenever beautiful stops short, it can a palm of the hand pat, beautiful with charge, the tail shook short crazily. 客厅里,罗素坐在沙发上看报纸,美短趴在角落里晃尾巴,而雷兽则在玩踩尾巴的游戏。每当美短停下来,它都会一巴掌拍上去,美短就跟充电似的,尾巴疯狂晃了起来。 beautiful is short:( ;) 美短:(;) Spooner sits before the table, above chocked up the sumptuous breakfast, the milk, the potato faction and salad, baked the bread, he clapped to take up the ladle to dig bulk mashed potatoes to force in the mouth, said satisfiedly: Luo Su, could not look that your craftsmanship is good, I started a little to appreciate you. Also, many thanks your breakfast, I like this potato faction very much!” 斯普纳坐在餐桌前,上面摆满了丰盛的早餐,牛奶、土豆派、蔬菜沙拉、烤面包,他拍拍手拿起勺子挖了一大块土豆泥塞进嘴里,满足道:“罗素,看不出来你的手艺不错,我开始有点欣赏你了。还有,多谢你的早餐,我很喜欢这盘土豆派!” Luo Su reads the newspaper, has not lifted: No, the breakfast is not I does, is Cook, must thank also thanks it.” 罗素看着报纸,头也没抬:“不,早餐不是我做的,是库克,要谢也是谢它。” Cook!? Who that is, nanny who you hired?” Spooner carried the milk to drink one. “库克!?那是谁,你请的保姆吗?”斯普纳端起牛奶喝了一口。 At this time, NS-5 walked from the kitchen: Officer Spooner, praise thank you, but I am not a nanny, I am the servant of Luo Su master.” 这时,一台NS-5从厨房里走了出来:“斯普纳警官,谢谢您的夸奖,但我不是保姆,我是罗素主人的仆人。” -” “噗--” The milk spouts from Spooner's mouth and nose, he grasps meal the cloth mop to wipe the mouth, a stride rushes to front of Luo Su, seizes the newspaper to point at the NS-5 rave: What thing this is TM?” 牛奶从斯普纳的口鼻中喷出,他抓起餐布擦擦嘴,一个大步冲到罗素面前,夺下报纸指着NS-5狂吼:“这TM是什么东西?” A Luo Su face looks at the mental handicap expression: NS-5, otherwise?” 罗素一脸看智障的表情:“NS-5啊,不然呢?” My TM knows certainly that this microwave oven is NS-5, when was my meaning you bought robot? The Spooner two eyes stare the electric lamp bulb, yesterday Luo Su also ridiculed the robot with him intimately, today revolts, partner of reaching an agreement? “我TM当然知道这台微波炉是NS-5,我的意思是你什么时候买了台机器人?”斯普纳两个眼睛瞪成电灯泡,昨天罗素还和他亲密无间嘲笑机器人,今天就叛变了,说好的搭档呢? Luo Su shrugs: Do not misunderstand, like this advanced intelligent robot my where buying!” 罗素耸耸肩:“别误会,这么先进的智能机器人我哪买的起!” Where that TM does it come?” Spooner is angry like a lion, he ate up the breakfast of robot preparation unexpectedly, the heart that wants dead had. “那TM它是哪来的?”斯普纳愤怒得如同一头雄狮,他居然吃下了机器人准备的早餐,想死的心都有了。 I drew a prize-winning ticket, this morning the salesman in USR Corporation knocked on a door, tells in me the award, gave me the prize at the scene. At that time you rested are like the dead pig, I have not shouted you.” A Luo Su face puzzle: Said you possibly not to believe that I left a message to support in the official site, luck like this was never expected that good.” “我中奖了,今天早上USR公司的推销员敲门,告诉我中了大奖,当场就把奖品给我了。当时你睡得和死猪一样,我就没喊你。”罗素一脸困扰:“说出来你可能不信,我只是在官网上留言支持了一下,没想到运气这么好。” Spooner snorts contemptuously: Do not crack a joke, this robot has the issue, my luck is also very good, why haven't I drawn a prize-winning ticket?” 斯普纳嗤之以鼻:“别开玩笑了,这台机器人有问题,我的运气也很好,为什么我就没中奖?” Possibly is the handsome evil I!” Luo Su scratches the head: I give it the giving a name character to call Cook ( Cook ), the meaning is a chef, how do you feel?” “可能又是英俊害得我吧!”罗素挠挠头:“我给它起了个名字叫库克(Cook),意思是厨师,你觉得怎么样?” I felt ruined!” “我觉得糟透了!” „Do you have the breakfast?” “那你还吃早饭吗?” No, I rather buy a hamburger in downstairs, does not eat food that the robot makes.” Spooner said plausibly: Actually the taste of your family downstairs that hamburger outlet is very suitable I, last night bought two jumbos, the feeling is good.” “不,我宁愿在楼下买个汉堡,也坚决不吃机器人做的食物。”斯普纳振振有词道:“其实你家楼下那家汉堡店的口味很适合我,昨晚买了两个巨无霸,感觉还不错。” A Luo Su face is astonished: „Does Spooner, which hamburger outlet you refer to?” 罗素一脸惊愕:“斯普纳,你指的是哪家汉堡店?” Which? Downstairs not on a hamburger outlet?” “哪家?楼下不就一家汉堡店吗?” Yes, indeed only has one, but the chef in that hamburger outlet is a robot.” “是的,的确只有一家,但那家汉堡店的厨师是个机器人。” Spooner: „......” 斯普纳:“……” ...... …… High-speed tunnel! 高速隧道! Spooner sits on the driver seat, the police vehicle furnishing self-piloting, puts out one stack of documents to give Luo Su: You looked, the Dr. Lanning autopsy report.” 斯普纳坐在驾驶座上,将警车调成自动驾驶,拿出一沓文件递给罗素:“你看一下,朗宁博士的尸检报告出来了。” You have looked, I do not look, how told me directly finally.” “你已经看过了,我就不看了,直接告诉我结果如何。” Spooner refrains from speaking the face: Autopsy reported that confirmed the doctor dies of the suicide, John told me the case to finish to this, warned that I do not continue to pester endlessly.” 斯普纳闷着脸:“尸检报告确认博士死于自杀,约翰告诉我案子到此结束,警告我不要继续胡搅蛮缠。” What to do do you plan?” “你打算怎么办?” Naturally is continues to check......” the Spooner hesitant three seconds, the look looks dignifiedly to Luo Su: Waiter, this case back resistance is very big, even the mayors acted, will continue to check to offend many people. The truth told you, Dr. Lanning was my savior, I will not make him be driven to death after suffering an injustice, but you were different, you and he had no connection, I do not want to involve you.” “当然是继续查下去……”斯普纳犹豫三秒,神色凝重看向罗素:“伙计,这件案子背后的阻力很大,连市长都出面了,继续查下去会得罪很多人。实话告诉你,朗宁博士是我的救命恩人,我绝不会让他枉死,但你不同,你和他没有任何瓜葛,我不想把你牵扯进来。” Idle talk said that ended to say your current suspect.” The Luo Su god draws out the fist to place in front of Spooner: We are the partners, not?” “废话说完了没,完了就说说你目前的怀疑对象。”罗素神起拳头放在斯普纳面前:“我们是搭档,不是吗?” Spooner cracks into a smile, touched the fist with Luo Su: Yes, we are the partners!” 斯普纳咧嘴一笑,和罗素碰了碰拳头:“是的,我们是搭档!” Spooner mood is excellent, he knows that fierce of Luo Su, likely mingles among the retired special troop king in metropolis, has Luo Su to help investigate the case to be able relaxed many. 斯普纳心情大好,他知道罗素的厉害,很可能是混迹都市的退役特种兵王,有罗素帮助调查案子能轻松不少。 Roberts is the biggest suspect, he covered up the truth is too obvious anxiously . Moreover, his jurisdiction also made a lot sufficiently, for example I was relocated the robot attack...... Spooner to ponder the moment last night, selected the vehicle-borne computer, entered the USR Corporation main engine using the jurisdiction of police, the relation covers supercomputer VIKI of entire Chicago. “罗伯逊的嫌疑最大,他急切掩盖真相太明显了,而且,他的权限也足以做出很多事情,例如昨晚我被拆迁机器人袭击……”斯普纳沉思片刻,点开车载电脑,利用警察的权限进入USR公司主机,联系覆盖整个芝加哥的超级电脑维基 What I can do for you, Officer Spooner?” The VIKI 3 D empty shadow appears on the driving control desk. “我能为您做什么,斯普纳警官?”维基的3D虚影出现在驾驶操作台上。 VIKI, before assigning out Dr. Lanning at the point of death, with Roberts final 50 communication information!” 维基,调出朗宁博士临死前和罗伯逊最后的50条通讯信息!” Your jurisdiction can check the encryption document, please wait a bit......” “您的权限可以查阅加密文件,请稍等……” In the time of waiting, VIKI plays an expressing feelings music, but Luo Su detected improper, the supercomputer assigned out the document the time is too slow, imitated the member compared with him rapid X also slow. 在等待的时间里,维基播放出一段抒情的音乐,而罗素则察觉到一丝不妥,超级电脑调出文件的时间太慢了,比他充了会员的迅X还慢。 At this time, a robot transport vehicle of USR Corporation passed another vehicle from one side, the accelerate to the police vehicle front, behind was a transport vehicle follows closely, but, in tandem police vehicle hold/container clip in the middle. 这时,一辆USR公司的机器人运输车从侧面超车,加速行驶至警车前方,后面又是一辆运输车紧随而至,一前一后将警车包夹在中间。 Luo Su deeply inspires, this plot he remembers, presses down the seat of main driving, advances the back row Spooner, sits the driver seat to open the manual driving pattern. 罗素深吸一口气,这段剧情他记得,按下主驾驶的座椅,一把将斯普纳推到后排,坐上驾驶座开启手动驾驶模式。 What's wrong, Luo Su?” Spooner crawls the copilot from the back row, saw that Luo Su both hands are grasping the joystick, thought that the dizziness wants to spit. “怎么了,罗素?”斯普纳从后排爬回副驾驶,看到罗素双手握着操控杆,就觉得头晕想吐。 The Luo Su click acceleration key , to promote to arrive at quickly the vehicle speed: We were surrounded, is the seat belt, I want wind!” 罗素点击加速键,将车速提升到最快:“我们被包围了,系好安全带,我要飙一把!” Two transport vehicles change the direction, changes to the transverse shift to go forward under the spheroid trundle wheel, the ultra long automobile body blocks by the path, in tandem encircled watertight the police vehicle. 前后两辆运输车转换方向,在球体滚动车轮下改为横移前进,超长的车身封死道路两边,一前一后将警车围了个水泄不通。 At this time, only after needing the front vehicle slowed down , the car(riage) to accelerate, can clamp the sandwich the police vehicle! 这时,只需前车放慢后车加速,就能把警车夹成三明治! Spooner holds breath cold air, quickly ties the seat belt to oneself: Damn, definitely is Roberts does, he has this jurisdiction!” 斯普纳倒吸一口凉气,急忙给自己系上安全带:“该死,肯定是罗伯逊干的,他有这个权限!” Luo Su sets, if has not heard, both hands get hold of the joystick, the fierce earth-shaking transformation to wants to pass another vehicle from one side, by the transport vehicle also leaves leeway about two meters gap, from enough passes another vehicle. 罗素置若未闻,双手握紧操控杆,猛地变向想从侧面超车,运输车两边还留有两米左右的间隙,距离足够超车。 Buzz humming sound- 嗡嗡嗡-- The transport vehicle sudden side moves, the automobile body rubs the wall not to keep the least bit gap, massive sparks sprinkle, driving back Luo Su is unable to pass another vehicle. 运输车突然侧移,车身摩擦墙壁不留半点间隙,大量的火花洒下,逼退罗素无法超车。 Spooner, was the seat belt?” “斯普纳,安全带系好了没?” Ok, do you want to do?” “好了,你想干什么?” The transport vehicle was too long, moreover there is a computer control, the possibility that Luo Su wants to pass another vehicle is zero, but he is not means does not have. 运输车太长了,而且还有电脑控制,罗素想要超车的可能性为零,不过他也不是一点办法都没有。 Luo Su fiercely attacks the steering wheel, attacks toward another side, the transport vehicle moves gently, dies of suffocation the front crevice, at this moment, the vehicles cabin door opens, chest send the NS-5 robot of red light to open the eye. 罗素猛打方向盘,朝着另一侧突击,运输车轻轻移动一下,就将前方的空隙堵死,就在这时,车辆舱门打开,一个个胸口发着红光的NS-5机器人睁开眼睛。 Comeon, like this will not be hapless!” Spooner swallowed a saliva, pulls out the pistol from the bosom, in line of sight about 80 robots, but his bullet only then 20 rounds, the situation is not quite wonderful. “Comeon,不会这么倒霉吧!”斯普纳咽了口唾沫,从怀里掏出手枪,视线中约有80名机器人,而他的子弹只有20发,形势极为不妙。 The rear transport vehicle approaches, similarly opens the cabin door, the Luo Su actuation police vehicle goes in central, again changes to attacking, the road ahead died of suffocation as before. In his eye none flashes, lowers the vehicle speed instantaneously, slam on the brakes stop. 后方的运输车逼近,同样打开舱门,罗素驱动警车行驶在中央,再次变向突击,前路依旧被堵死。他眼中精光一闪,瞬间调低车速,一个急刹车停止下来。 The police vehicle card in the road edge, the rear transport vehicle does not have the participation to surround stubbornly, the side play vacates, just put the police vehicle to leak. 警车死死卡在路沿,后方的运输车没有参与围堵,侧面间隙空出,刚好放警车漏了过去。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! The police vehicle half tire wear, the vehicles stagger along to turn a somersault, is good is safe and sound because of the personnel, Luo Su and Spooner crawled from the car(riage). 警车半边轮胎磨损,车辆跌跌撞撞翻了个跟头,好在人员安然无恙,罗素和斯普纳从车里爬了出来。 Two transport vehicles are unable to stop, accelerate to hit in the same place, tumbles is running upon the side wall, after a loud sound, was embezzled by the roaring flame. 两辆运输车无法停止,加速撞在一起,翻滚着撞上侧面墙壁,一声巨响后被烈焰吞没。 Damn, all my star!” Spooner takes the spear/gun to be breathless, his Converse 2004 models of canvas shoes stained the engine oil, again forcefully insertion advertisement. “该死,我的全明星!”斯普纳拿着枪气急败坏,他的匡威2004款帆布鞋沾满了机油,再次强行插入广告。 Luo Su draws out the Desert Eagle: Spooner, now is not the complaint time, we spread the matter.” 罗素拔出沙鹰:“斯普纳,现在不是抱怨的时候,我们摊上事了。” Spooner looked at the past following his vision, saw only in the flame to run out of dozens NS-5 robots one after another, the red light of chest showed that they were quite dangerous. 斯普纳顺着他的目光看过去,只见火光之中陆陆续续冲出几十台NS-5机器人,胸口的红色灯光显示它们极为危险。 fuck, can I explode the swearing?” Fcuk,我能爆粗口吗?” You have exploded.” “你已经爆了。” Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 嘭!嘭!嘭!嘭-- The NS-5 robot robot to 50 meters, two people opens fire to meet the approaching enemy, hits while draws back. Spooner hit to explode 56 robots, was in a tight corner being without ammunition and food, unavoidablily is brandishing his mechanical arm and rushes to NS-5 before body to do. NS-5机器人型机器人冲至50米内,两人开枪迎击,边打边退。斯普纳打爆了五六台机器人,就陷入了弹尽粮绝的窘境,不得已抡着他的机械手臂和冲到身前的NS-5干了起来。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 嘭!嘭!嘭!嘭-- Luo Su turns around to support, the continual opening fire burst, struck to kill encircled in Spooner robot. 罗素转身予以支援,连续开枪点射,击杀了围在斯普纳身边的机器人。 Careful behind!” Spooner shouts loudly, NS-5 jumps to throw toward Luo Su. “小心背后!”斯普纳大声喊道,一台NS-5跃起朝罗素扑下。 Luo Su does not return, the instance of turning around, the five fingers in grasp behind, draw out a cold light Ling very cold long blade, deducts NS-5 of alloy microstructure vertical two sections. 罗素头也不回,转身的瞬间,五指在身后一握,拔出一把寒光凌冽的长刀,将合金结构的NS-5竖直劈成两截。 Item Card: Adamantium blade( is lower than nine figures not to suggest sell)】 物品卡:艾德曼合金刀(低于九位数不建议出售)】 After having the space ring, Luo Su carried item to facilitate, started out some items ahead of time places in the ring. Raises while convenient, that hundred changed the underpants to put on by him. 拥有空间戒指之后,罗素携带物品方便了很多,提前将一些道具开出放在戒指里。顺便一提,那条百变内裤已经被他穿上了。 Oh, where does this from come the blade?” “哇哦,这把刀从哪来的?” Spooner poked head to look at the buttocks of Luo Su, the brow twisted a Sichuan character, where without discovering to be able the Tibetan's knife, was the magic? 斯普纳探头看了看罗素的屁股,眉头拧成一个川字,没发现有什么地方能藏刀,难道是魔术? The Luo Su sword and spear jointly attacks, NS-5 that will raid knocks down, in 50 meters a spear/gun robot, after waiting for the bullet to fire off, directly with the robot that the gorgeous blade edge will raid executes. 罗素刀枪合击,将袭来的NS-5一个个撂倒,50米内一枪一个机器人,等子弹打完之后,直接用绚丽的刀锋将袭来的机器人就地格杀。 Spooner is unable to endure itself to watch the fun in the , quickly said to Luo Su: Really very! In a big hurry quickly, Luo Su, pulls out one again to me!!” 斯普纳无法忍受自己在边上看热闹,急忙对罗素说道:“真酷!快快快,罗素,再掏一把给我!!” I, be only this sharp knife, one was obtuser, doesn't matter?” “我只有这一把快刀,还有一把钝了些,没关系吧?” All right, gives me a bit faster!” Spooner does not believe completely, the Adamantium blade in Luo Su hand may be called destroys the hardest defenses, strong physique of NS-5 robot waves to break, where another blade can go obtusely obtusely. “没事,快点给我!”斯普纳完全不信,罗素手中的艾德曼合金刀堪称无坚不摧,NS-5机器人的钢筋铁骨挥手可断,另一把刀钝能钝到哪去。 OK!” “OK!” Luo Su nods, puts out a hand one to the buttocks touches, Spooner's line of sight with the movement, finally Luo Su was only flexure itchy, when he has turned head again, Luo Su had drawn out another blade from the pants crotch. 罗素点点头,伸手向屁股后面一摸,斯普纳的视线跟移动,结果罗素只是挠了一下痒,等他再回过头,罗素已经从裤裆里拔出了另一把刀。 Item Card: Machete( Tschech melon uses, please correct using it)】 物品卡:大砍刀(切西瓜用的,请正确使用它)】 Luo Su handed over the machete: Spooner, this I am used for Tschech melon the blade generally, you were careful that the point do not spoil.” 罗素将大砍刀递了过去:“斯普纳,这把刀我一般都用来切西瓜,你小心点别弄坏了。” ( 11) (一一) Spooner has not spoken, a face with astonishment looks between the Luo Su two legs, falls into the ponder of the life. 斯普纳没说话,一脸惊愕看着罗素两腿之间,陷入对人生的思考。 Actually to hide which? 究竟藏哪了?
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