AE :: Volume #5 我讨厌机器人

#149: You said that is goes home the to rub cat, finally actually by person to rub


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Ding!】 【叮!】 Host contact plot character Sonny, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物桑尼,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】 The name of silver-gray robot was Sonny, Luo Su knows that he was most special that what he has not thought that World Mission will trigger from Sonny. 银灰色机器人的名字叫桑尼,罗素知道他是最特殊的那一个,但他没想到的是,世界任务会从桑尼身上触发。 Ding! Host triggers World Mission 【叮!宿主触发世界任务 World Mission: Prevents the robot from rising up 世界任务:阻止机器人崛起】 【The mission failure, stays in this world forever, becomes human rebellious army leader, contributes labor and materials for extension of human race 任务失败,永远停留在此世界,成为人类反抗军领袖,为人类种族的延续添砖加瓦】 What ghost this penalty is, what is contributes labor and materials for extension of race? 这个惩罚是什么鬼,什么叫为种族的延续添砖加瓦? Luo Su is somewhat ignorant, if were the wording meaning he to turn into the human form from walking the seeder? May multiply a race to be easier said than done, at the appointed time let alone the Chinese matrimony-vine and fragrant-flowered garlic scalloped kidney, were the Chinese angelica velvet cannot save him! 罗素有些懵,如果是字面意思他岂不是变成了人形自走播种机?可繁衍一个种族谈何容易,到时别说枸杞、韭菜腰花,就是当归鹿茸也拯救不了他啊! Thinks oneself were closed in a small black room, the both feet binds to lock on the bed, a woman is smoking to swagger away, then another woman walked, out of the door is one does not see the end the long line...... 想到自己被关在一间小黑屋中,双脚绑住锁在大床上,一个女人抽着烟扬长而去,然后又一个女人走了进来,门外是一条不见尽头的长龙…… The picture is too beautiful, Luo Su hit to tremble, the mind was under the tremendous blow, said goodbye to Spooner to go home the to rub cat. 画面太美,罗素打了个哆嗦,心神受到巨大冲击,告别斯普纳回家撸猫了。 Luo Su does not have the participation to interrogate the Sonny link, not to mention cannot ask that anything, how really asked to be able. 罗素没有参与审问桑尼的环节,且不说问不出什么东西,就是真问出来又能怎样。 In the NS-5 series robot irritable selling well, is a largest ever robot sells, the world causes a stir. At this time blew out the father of robot, formulated three big laws Dr. Lanning dead of the robot murder, can create the big panic? NS-5系列机器人火爆热销中,是历史上最大规模的一次机器人销售,全球都为之轰动。这时爆出机器人之父,制定三大定律的朗宁博士死于机器人谋杀,得造成多大的恐慌? At the appointed time the NS-5 sale is blocked, USR Corporation bears the brunt, the market value reduces, likely initiates to affect the economic upheaval of the world. Involved the interests of too many, capitalists first did not agree, the U.S.A government will not leave alone. 届时NS-5销售受阻,USR公司首当其冲,市值降低,很可能引发波及全球的经济震荡。这其中牵扯了太多人的利益,资本家们第一个不同意,美帝政府也不会放任不管。 The like this big resistance before, interrogated Sonny is purely ate to the full the brace, oneself looked for trouble to oneself, only then the fellow of Spooner this type of sense of justice explosive table met like this to do. 这么大的阻力在前,审问桑尼纯属吃饱了撑的,自己给自己找不自在,也就只有斯普纳这种正义感爆表的家伙才会这么做。 Actually Luo Su wants to be many, could not want the U.S.A government to act, the Chicago city government cannot take a seat, when Spooner brings the Carl article and Sonny entered the police authorities, John has gotten angry to wait for a long time. 其实罗素想多了,要不了美帝政府出面,芝加哥市政府就坐不住了,当斯普纳带着卡尔文和桑尼进入警局的时候,约翰已经黑着脸等候已久。 Originally when Luo Su and Spooner arrest Sonny, the president in USR Corporation, world's richest Mr. Roberts gave the mayor to hit telephoned. The mayor is furious greatly, a telephone projects on the police station, one scolded John right in the face. 原来在罗素和斯普纳逮捕桑尼的时候,USR公司的总裁,世界首富罗伯逊先生就给市长打了一通电话。市长对此大为震怒,一个电话打到警察局,把约翰劈头盖脸一顿骂。 The mayor requests to downplay this event, Dr. Lanning dies of the suicide is everyone is glad to see person, any has the question can the situation brutally be ground the dregs. 市长要求淡化此次事件,朗宁博士死于自杀是所有人都乐于见到的,任何有疑问的人都会大势被无情碾成渣。 Quick, Roberts brings his luxurious legal team to arrive at the police station, although has operated secretly, but he is the world celebrity, even if reduces public's attention to this event, the flow that should walk is also essential. 很快,罗伯逊就带着他的豪华律师团队来到警察局,虽然暗地里已经操作过,但他是世界名人,哪怕是降低公众对此次事件的关注度,该走的流程也必不可少。 The attorney pointed out, the murder referred to a human killing another human, the robot was not one of them, therefore is unable to be convicted! 律师团指出,谋杀是指一个人类杀了另一个人类,机器人不在此列,所以罪名无法成立! Even if Sonny really killed Dr. Lanning, that still can only be together the industrial accident, Sonny is the property of USR Corporation, has the mechanical breakdown, must be responsible for destroying by USR Corporation, others have no right to question. 即便桑尼真的杀害了朗宁博士,那也只能算是一起工业事故,桑尼是USR公司的财产,出现机械故障,必须由USR公司来负责销毁,其他人无权过问。 The law or the personal connection, huge USR Corporation is not Spooner can revolt, John is not good, Sonny carried off finally. 不论是法律还是人脉,庞大的USR公司都不是斯普纳能反抗的,约翰也不行,桑尼最终还是被带走了。 Carl Dr. writing, she was soon wild with rage, leaves the police authorities with the legal team together, meets to be responsible for destroying Sonny by her. 还有卡尔文博士,她快要气疯了,跟着律师团队一起离开警局,接下来由她负责销毁桑尼 Matter should end, after all the mayors acted, John does not dare to meddle multibarreled, but Spooner refuses to accept as before, he must want justice for Dr. Lanning, making him die dies content. 事情本应就此结束,毕竟市长都出面了,约翰也不敢插手多管,但斯普纳依旧不服,他一定要为朗宁博士讨回一个公道,让其死得瞑目。 Therefore, the night black person is static, he alone submerged the Dr. Lanning residence to continue to investigate the clue secretly. 于是,夜黑人静,他一个人偷偷潜入了朗宁博士的住所继续调查线索。 ...... …… Another side, Luo Su goes home, summoned the thunder beast to start to strengthen the attribute. Skill and Character Card, although is good, but the hammering also needs itself hardly, he believes that the attribute point strengthens, the Hitoteno ball fist can also fight all over unmatched in the world. 另一边,罗素回到家中,召唤出雷兽开始强化属性。技能和人物卡虽好,但打铁还需自身硬,他相信属性点强化上去,一手野球拳也能打遍天下无敌手。 Host: Luo Su 宿主:罗素 Strength: 30(1614) 【力:30(1614)】 Body: 38(2414) 【体:38(2414)】 Wisdom: 30(1713) 【智:30(1713)】 Wealth: 67900 财富:67900】 ...... …… Found the appropriate path, attribute growth quick many, did not need to rely on System to add, he himself can boil slowly. 找到了合适的路子,属性点增长都快了不少,不用在依赖系统加点,他自己就能慢慢熬上去。 The attribute point is the appraisals of System to various Luo Su aspect qualities, even if System will some day vanish, the physical quality will not drop. He in the early period of some regrets adds is too quick now, if most starts to discover that the thunder can promote constitution, he will save the free attribute point, when the improvement difficulty increases later uses again. 属性点是系统罗素各方面素质的评价,哪怕系统某天消失了,身体素质也不会下降。他现在有些后悔前期加点太快了,如果最开始就发现雷能提升体质,他会把自由属性点节省下来,等到后期提升难度变大再使用。 Is good is not late because of the present, can tap the potential with the thunder beast, moreover Luo Su has not tried the thunder beast full power electric discharge, body and strength also has grows. Only has the Chile attribute point, the good way at present not having promoted, only to use the point way to strengthen. 好在现在也不晚,用雷兽还能挖掘出自身潜力,而且罗素从没试过雷兽全功率放电,‘体’和‘力’还有得增长。唯有‘智’属性点,目前没有提升的好办法,只能用加点的方式来强化了。 Ding-dong ding-dong “叮咚叮咚” The doorbell was pressed the sound, the thunder beast that Luo Su puts down the bosom, resumes the body damage, wiped the explosive warhead to open the door. 门铃被按响,罗素放下怀里的雷兽,恢复身体损伤,抹了抹爆炸头才打开门。 The gate just opened, urgent Ada flushed, is really urgent, her eye was about to torch! 门刚打开,火急火燎的艾达就冲了进来,真的是火急火燎,她的眼睛都快喷火了! Ada from not like this angrily, she and Luo Su are only the temporary teammates, no plan develops to surpass the friendship two people relations the situation, but Luo Su too did not show due respect for the feelings. Various types refuse to shut out, comes to deliver the artillery to be declined continually, as if looked that her eyes can die. 艾达从没这么愤怒过,原本她和罗素只是临时队友,也没打算把两人的关系发展到超出友谊的地步,但罗素实在太不给面子了。各种拒绝加嫌弃,连上门送炮都被回绝,仿佛多看她一眼能死。 The old ladies do not attach great importance to face-saving? 老娘不要面子的吗? Is colored as the Chicago police, when Ada receives this humiliation, she pledged that must retaliate, making Luo Su know the price of harming the woman. 作为芝加哥警花,艾达什么时候受过这种屈辱,她发誓要报复回去,让罗素知道伤害女人的代价。 The plan of Ada is, tonight first makes Luo Su feel her charm, waits for Luo Su to fall in love with her to stop but cannot, then did not return to Luo Su flings. 艾达的计划是,今晚先让罗素感受一下她的魅力,等罗素爱上她并欲罢不能,再头也不回把罗素甩了。 Only flung also insufficiently, she must various types when bidding good-bye ridicule in addition to taunt, censures Luo Su with various virulent languages is not worth a red cent, devastates his self-respect ruthlessly, like Luo Su to such that she makes. 光是甩了还不够,她还要在分手时各种奚落加嘲讽,用各种恶毒的语言把罗素贬得一文不值,狠狠摧残他的自尊心,就像罗素对她做的那样。 This is a sacred revenge! 这是一次神圣的复仇! Luo Su was being pushed the room by Ada, when passed by the living room he has not responded, enters the bedroom not to respond, until was advanced on the bed, pure such as he will guess correctly will then have anything. 罗素艾达推着进屋,路过客厅时他没反应来,进入卧室还没反应过来,直到被推到在床上,纯洁如他才猜出接下来会发生了什么。 „......” “等……” Shut up, again rubbish I to draw a pistol!” Ada unties the coat to fall on the ground, the rifle scabbard suspenders makes her seem like the figure to be tall and straight, the city woman's capable elegant demeanor takes in everything at a glance. “闭嘴,再废话我就拔枪了!”艾达解开外套摔在地上,枪套背带让她看起来身形挺拔,都市女性的干练风采一览无余。 If not ‚the tonight's old lady must manage you the fierce expression, that was better! 如果不是一副‘今晚老娘要办了你’的凶恶表情,那就更好了! Luo Su wants to revolt, but the opposite party has the spear/gun, will enrage the opposite party likely to suffer bullet rashly. He was a sane person, the analysis terribly made most choice properly, was killed by the opposite party with it, first stood firm the opposite party to make use its chicken would rather executes. 罗素很想反抗,但对方有枪,冒然激怒对方很可能会挨枪子儿。他是个理智的人,分析利害就做出了最妥善的选择,与其被对方击毙,倒不如先稳住对方趁势将其鸡毙。 like this thinks, he exchanges a serious face immediately: Ada, you misunderstood, I know the matter is not possible, but wants to protect itself.” 这么一想,他立即换上一张严肃的脸:“艾达,你误会了,我知道事不可为,只是想保护一下自己。” Saying, him is opening the nightstand, took out a sliver of fluorescent small umbrella. Essentially, he is the good youth of dizzy milk, is also very strong to the self-control that the beauty seduces, but...... the person does not have the foresight to have the sorrow near at hand! 说着,他打开床头柜,取出了一长条荧光小雨伞。本质上,他是个晕奶的善良青年,对美色诱惑的自制力也很强,但……人无远虑必有近忧! He knows that oneself was too outstanding, will definitely be kept thinking by the female sexual harasser, therefore many repertoire is forearmed, after all is the man to learn to protect itself. 他知道自己太优秀了,肯定会被女色狼惦记,所以多一手套路有备无患,毕竟做男人要学会保护自己。 Furthermore, if the opposite party strongly requests him is not good to reject, after all in his many moral excellence, helpful this platoon in a row. 再者,万一对方强烈要求他也不好拒绝,毕竟他诸多美德之中,乐于助人这一项排在了首列。 The Ada whole person is not good, the pants take off/escape to half in same place, was quick she is also angry, looked that the number of small umbrella knows Luo Su was not the honest and good-natured person, but she was rejected time and time again, she really could not withstand. 艾达整个人都不好了,裤子脱到一半愣在原地,很快她又愤怒了起来,看小雨伞的数量就知道罗素不是什么老实人,而她还是被一次又一次拒绝,难道她就真的那么不堪。 Ada seizes the too small umbrella, discovered is what banana, mango and strawberry and so on inscription, the line of sight carefully examines between Luo Su and small umbrellas back and forth, finally said wickedly: Do not want easily to deceive, I all want!” 艾达一把夺过小雨伞,发现都是什么香蕉、芒果、草莓之类的字样,视线在罗素和小雨伞之间来回审视,最后恶狠狠道:“别想轻易糊弄过去,我全都要!” Good, but I first talk clearly, even if you obtain my person, cannot obtain my heart......” “好吧,不过我先说清楚,就算你得到我的人,也得不到我的心……” Luo Su unties the knot on collar, closes the eye to lie on the bed, he completely has the ability resistance, but he does not have like this to do, sums up the reason for the Ada consideration. 罗素解开衣领上的扣子,闭上眼睛躺在床上,他完全有能力反抗,但他并没有这么做,归结原因是为了艾达考虑。 The U.S.A Ministry of Justice very looks after to the male, the object of strong X crime includes the male, does not belong to X after the agreement strongly, female to male male to male. 美帝司法部对男性还是挺照顾的,强X罪的客体包括男性,非经同意都属于强X,不论是女对男还是男对男。 If he revolts, Ada will certainly end up in prison, changes into the black unofficial receipt because of the error in thought from the police uniform, a how sorrowful matter. Luo Su does not have the heart, does not want to see Ada to degenerate, if sacrificed itself to save a life of person, why not like this does do? 如果他反抗,艾达一定会锒铛入狱,因一念之差从警服换成黑白条,多么悲哀的一件事。罗素于心不忍,不想看到艾达堕落,如果牺牲自己就能拯救一个人的人生,为什么不这么做呢? Do not fear, considered by the dog is nipped, closed eye a while on the past! 不要怕,就当是被狗咬了,闭上眼睛一会儿就过去了! Luo Su like this is thinking, the five fingers grasped the bed sheet, the corner of the eye did not flow off the grief and indignation tears voluntarily...... 罗素这么想着,五指抓紧床单,眼角不自觉流下了悲愤泪水…… Here plot is real, had been moved to the F plate 【此处剧情过于真实,已被移至F盘】 ...... …… Midnight, doorbell loud. 半夜,门铃又响了。 Luo Su shoves open the mud that can only talk big, puts on pants to open the door casually, the future is Spooner, his situation is very bad, on the leather jacket all was the soil, the forehead also by the wooden scoop, considering the present time, he possibly same encountered the mishap with Luo Su. 罗素推开身上只会说大话的烂泥,随便套上一条裤子就去开门,来者是斯普纳,他的情况很糟糕,皮夹克上全是泥土,额头还被人开了瓢,考虑到现在的时间段,他可能和罗素一样遭遇了不测。 What's wrong, Spooner, you seemed like by more than ten full-figured woman that anything.” “怎么了,斯普纳,你看上去就像被十几个肥婆那啥了。” Spooner sighed, pulled out a beautiful short cat to hand over from the bosom on Luo Su: This is the cat of Dr. Lanning, now gave you, didn't you like the to rub cat?” 斯普纳叹了口气,从怀里掏出一只美短猫递在罗素手上:“这是朗宁博士家的猫,现在交给你了,你不是喜欢撸猫吗?” What sent what, you went to the doctor home to steal the cat, then made into this lacking savoir-faire by the cat?” “发什么了什么,你去博士家偷猫,然后被猫打成了这幅死样?” Luo Su places the ground beautiful short, the latter is not shy, a tumbling in the living room rubs the back, discovered squats the thunder beast in corner. 罗素将美短放在地上,后者也不怕生,在客厅里一阵翻滚蹭后背,发现了蹲在角落里的雷兽。 The whole body pale blue thunder beast is similar to a docile family/home cat at this moment, saw that beautiful also shot a look at one short, is arrogant does not spare a glance, but however before beautiful actually gathers up short smells, is soundless to arrive at the thunder beast behind, in the pupil is glittering the ray of unclear meaning. 全身淡蓝色的雷兽此刻如同一只温顺的家猫,看到美短也只是瞥了一眼,高傲得不屑一顾,而然美短却凑上前闻了闻,蹑手蹑脚来到雷兽身后,瞳孔之中闪烁着不明意味的光芒。 Spooner shakes the head: I was not hit by the cat, but was Dr. Lanning is opened, was opened the fragment by a relocation robot, at that time I in inside.” 斯普纳摇摇头:“我不是被猫打的,而是朗宁博士家被拆了,被一个拆迁机器人拆成了碎片,当时我就在里面。” Oh, you are the hit lack certainly the iron, otherwise the sum total robot will unable to pass.” “哇哦,你一定是命中缺铁,不然不会总和机器人过不去。” Spooner sobbed sighs short, discovered that the matter also was really this, when he raised the head, actually discovered keenly the strawberry mark on Luo Su neck, stared the circle immediately the eye: Hey, you said that is goes home the to rub cat, finally is actually you by person to rub!” 斯普纳唏嘘短叹,发现事情还真是这样,不过当他抬起头时,却敏锐发现了罗素脖子上的草莓印记,当即瞪圆了眼睛:“嘿,你说是回家撸猫,结果却是你被人撸!” What to rub, you were being said anything, I cannot understand.” “什么被人撸了,你在说什么,我听不懂。” Damn, I risk one's life investigation outside, but you are actually indulging in dissipation!” “该死的,我在外边出生入死查案子,而你却在花天酒地!” Spooner, you misunderstood, I was forced.” “斯普纳,你误会了,我是被强迫的。” What!?” “What!?” Previous and you make a bet, I rejected Ada, today she comes to take the spear/gun to point at my head, if I with her, she did not collapse me.” A Luo Su face is disappointed, the life is really how unfortunate. “上次和你打赌的时候,我拒绝了艾达,今天她上门拿枪指着我的脑袋,如果我不和她啪啪啪,她就崩了我。”罗素一脸怅然,人生真是何其不幸。 „......” “……” The corner, beautiful draws in the body short, a tiger throws rides on the thunder beast, the nostril is breathing heavily to start to output crazily. 墙角,美短收拢身躯,一个虎扑骑在雷兽身上,鼻孔喘着粗气开始疯狂输出。 The thunder beast can regard as the element lifeform, does not have the female and male division, but this goods have the electricity, therefore...... 雷兽可以视作元素生物,没有雌雄之分,但这货有电,于是…… ! 噼里啪啦! Meow waah-” “喵唔喵哇啊--” What sound?” “什么声音?” Two cats fight, does not need to care.” “两只猫打架而已,不用在意。”
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